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Cooper!

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Who paints a room pink?

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Hey, wait.

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Don't look at me like that.

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You're the one that's going to have to
shit that out later.

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Piece of cake.

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Jesus Christ.

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Doorbell needs fixing.

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Urban?

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What brings you out to the suburbs?

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Change of scenery.

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My wife and I got a baby on the way, and
this guy needed a yard. Thought a

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little bit of elbow room would do
everybody some good.

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Family's good.

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Dirt's good.

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Kids can't grow up right without some
mud on their jeans and a frog in their

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pocket.

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What about you? Do you live around here?

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Since 84.

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Long enough to see my fair share of
things come and go.

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So you're a nun?

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Good Lord.

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I remember Chicago being more
progressive than that.

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We're Protestant.

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I'm the pastor.

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I apologize. I should have known. My
wife and I aren't very religious. Don't

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sweat it, Flick.

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We're more laid back out here.

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And my door is always open.

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If you care to learn more.

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Hey, buddy.

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Oh, great. Look at this place.

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Did you just wake up?

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Hey, how's the little kicker doing?

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Say hi to daddy.

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Hey, little pumpkin head.

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Oh,

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come on, babe. You've seen the size of
your belly.

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That's the only explanation.

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So what's on the agenda today? How's the
schedule?

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Ooh, this schedule feels great. I will
finish this room as soon as I'm on the

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phone with you, and I'll move on to the
kitchen in the afternoon.

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So what, like painting, banding,
repairing that giant gaping hole?

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Ugh. Are you sure you don't want me to
call in some pros, Don?

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This is a lot of work.

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No, we're not calling anybody. I got
this.

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How could I sleep at night knowing some
other jerk would build your castle?

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There's piles of junk all over this
place. Please don't be paranoid.

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I trust you.

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Shit, I gotta go. I've got, um, team's
proposals at 10. Anyway, I'll call you

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tonight, okay?

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Love you.

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Mwah.

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Mwah.

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Bye.

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So once you get your drywall sized, you
want to just check by hand to see where

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does the drywall give in. Now, Luckily,
it's only a small section.

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Enough!

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Piece of spit -thrill motherfucker!

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How's it going, Mr. Coke?

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Change of pace, huh?

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Something like that.

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How's a guy like you planning to survive
out here?

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I'll figure it out.

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Can't imagine there's much of a
nightlife.

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No fancy supper clubs.

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No strippers to woo clients with.
There's plenty of strippers. I just

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any clients left to woo.

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True.

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Which begs the question, how exactly can
you afford this place?

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Good old Liz.

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Yeah, I like her.

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Smart woman.

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How is she accepting this change?

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She will keep her company running, and
she'll commute once the baby's born.

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It's not like our life's over.

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It's just... it's maturing.

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Better be, Don.

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Feds cut you one hell of a sweetheart
deal, all things considered.

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Be ashamed if you fucked it all up
again.

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Is that it?

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Yeah. That's the last of it.

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That's a beautiful church.

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You're going to be okay.

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Don't shit in the house.

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Goddamn machine likes to eat balls.

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You hungry or thirsty?

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Both.

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Cocktails I have some control over.

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Food can be hit or miss.

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Well, let's start with a drink then.

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Smart man.

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It's not bad.

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I'll quote you in the next ad.

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So, uh, are you visiting or lost?

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Resident. I, uh, just bought the house
in Salt and Circle.

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What?

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You queer.

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Excuse me?

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It's a simple question.

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Yeah, I'm about to have a kid. What kind
of a question is that? Easy, Don. Gay

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people can have kids, too.

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Nothing wrong with that.

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I know that. I... I'm happily married.

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Of course you are.

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I'm sorry.

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That house just seems to be bad news for
straight men.

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But I'm sure you'll be fine.

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How about a shot?

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You got a real fucked up way of
welcoming people to the neighborhood,

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Cooper! Cooper?

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Shit!

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You really suck, you know that?

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Great. I got a ton done today. I'm
feeling positive about it.

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That's wonderful, babe.

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How's the kitchen shaping up?

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Well, I actually didn't make it into the
kitchen today, but it is the first

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thing on tomorrow's list.

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Are you sure you don't need some extra
hands, babe?

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I'm sure, Bunny.

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Everything's going fine.

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Don't forget Milo's coming up this
weekend.

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But if you want to help, you can do me a
favor right now.

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Just tilt that phone down to those
beautiful boobs one more time.

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Hey, hey!

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That looks horrific.

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Old pipes.

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They don't look so old.

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Can I help you with something?

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I just like it here.

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What? The house.

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It's usually empty.

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Oh, well, I bought it, so it's not empty
anymore.

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Hmm. Same.

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I'd better get back inside.

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Sure. No problem.

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See you around.

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Still smoke, Dad?

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And in here, we will change this
wallpaper to something a lot less

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Who's we?

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My wife and I.

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Are you sure?

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It's very retro.

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You might end up regretting it.

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Well, I'll let you know if we lose any
sleep over it.

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A man who never second guesses himself,
huh?

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What's this?

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Oh, this.

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This is retro.

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A tiny closet?

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Please tell me you guys are keeping
this.

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Entire reason I bought the house.

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You have great taste.

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What's in here?

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White? Oh, you got me. The wife picked
it out. I think it was called French

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Vanilla or something like that. It's
supposed to be next year's trendy color.

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Anything else you want to show me?

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Will you do me a favor?

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What's that?

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Choke me.

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This dress looked better on the floor.

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That was even better than I hoped for.

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Oh, don't look at me like that.

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I earned that.

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I know. Oh, check this out.

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Bleachers? Hey, maybe they heard about
how hot our sex life is and had them

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installed, huh?

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You were here, too. These weren't...

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Why?

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What's she going to do? They're here.

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Funny.

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Bunny, relax, okay? This is an easy fix.
It's probably just a shoddy patch, all

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right? No structural damage. Me and Milo
can tackle this no problem. So trust

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me, okay?

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I trust you, babe. I just don't want you
to bite on more than you can chew.

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I could have got a dumpster.

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What you doing?

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You know me.

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I'm just working hard, cranking away.

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Sounds fun.

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Want some help?

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Nah.

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Doing a bunch of heavy lifting in here.
I got this.

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Okay.

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Look, last night, it was super hot,
but...

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We shouldn't. You know, I gotta get this
place tip -top before the wife and baby

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get here, and there's still, like, a
laundry list of things to do.

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True, but that's later.

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What about right now?

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I can't. I'm sure you understand.

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Sure.

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I understand.

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Hey, tiger.

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Jesus.

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It's Saturday, idiot.

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Nice doorbell.

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00:33:44,830 --> 00:33:48,090
Well, that's certainly creepy.

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You don't know the half of it.

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Did you freaks pay extra for that
feature?

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00:33:54,930 --> 00:33:58,370
Shut up, Dick. We didn't know this was
there. I don't know, man.

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Turn the attic into a guest room.

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Airbnb it. Charge a fortune to watch.

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This is gone by the weekend, and there's
not going to be a wife left to watch.

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00:34:10,460 --> 00:34:13,120
Well, for the sake of your kid, we
better get to work.

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Where are your tools?

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Right there.

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That's it?

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00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:23,540
You plan to renovate an entire house
with a Swiss Army knife?

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00:34:24,179 --> 00:34:25,179
What is that, not enough?

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No.

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You good? Yeah.

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All right, here we go.

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How's the firm, anyway?

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00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:54,560
Shit. New regulations got us by the
balls.

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You got out at the right time.

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Maybe not gracefully, but, you know.

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00:34:59,620 --> 00:35:01,140
You still making money, at least?

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00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:04,460
Not as much. I have to work twice as
hard for it.

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Need to find a Liz for myself.

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That's a bad idea if you, uh, are afraid
of hard work.

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Motherfucker, you don't see me holding
the other side of this heavy -ass

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above my head?

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Free of charge, I might add.

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00:35:17,690 --> 00:35:21,850
Hey, listen, all the money I made you, a
couple hours gratis, isn't too much to

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ask.

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I do have a pretty nice house.

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What's next?

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00:35:36,890 --> 00:35:37,890
The Applebee's?

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00:35:56,660 --> 00:36:01,800
You mean this modest motherfucker didn't
tell you? He basically ran Chicago.

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King Don, we called him.

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I had a good run.

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00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:08,660
Whoa. You traded a penthouse for a
whorehouse?

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That might officially make you the
craziest man in town.

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00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:15,860
Wait. What?

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00:36:16,180 --> 00:36:17,940
Oh, he didn't tell you?

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00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:25,280
King Don is the proud owner of...
Portsmouth's former house of ill repute.

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was over a hundred years ago. You might
explain some things, though.

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00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:35,100
Speaking of pleasure, a little light on
options in here, isn't it? You moved to

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the suburbs to start a family.

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00:36:37,260 --> 00:36:40,080
Or because everyone thinks you're an
asshole.

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Right, because you're an asshole.

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00:36:42,780 --> 00:36:46,560
Certainly there's a college around here,
right? I saw one or two cute girls

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walking around earlier. No college,
but...

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00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:52,120
Gwen Martin will be in later.

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00:36:52,420 --> 00:36:56,840
Oh, who's Gwen Martin? She runs an
erotic pottery class.

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She's a feminist.

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00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:01,720
That's great.

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I'm a feminist.

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Me too, son.

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Promise me you won't say a word to Liz
about last night.

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I swore to her I wouldn't drink.

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Bro code, bro.

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00:37:33,980 --> 00:37:34,980
Hey, man.

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00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:37,600
My head's killing me. I need coffee. You
want some?

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00:37:37,900 --> 00:37:39,740
Your assistant already brewed a pot.

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00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:49,680
Morning, Don.

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I stopped by.

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Milo let me in.

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00:37:58,890 --> 00:37:59,689
What's wrong?

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00:37:59,690 --> 00:38:00,348
What's wrong?

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Are you kidding me?

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All right, let's get something straight.

263
00:38:05,890 --> 00:38:07,610
This is my life.

264
00:38:08,930 --> 00:38:10,610
Sarah. My name is Sarah.

265
00:38:10,870 --> 00:38:11,509
Great, Sarah.

266
00:38:11,510 --> 00:38:13,970
Look, I'm not fucking around right now.

267
00:38:14,390 --> 00:38:16,510
It was a fun night. Don't get me wrong.

268
00:38:16,990 --> 00:38:20,650
But I don't ever want to see you here in
my house ever again. You understand me?

269
00:38:22,210 --> 00:38:23,210
Sure, man.

270
00:38:27,180 --> 00:38:28,180
All good in here?

271
00:38:39,020 --> 00:38:40,240
What the fuck was that?

272
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:43,800
Nothing. Nothing. Don't worry about it.

273
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:49,600
Come on. Don't bullshit me, Don. What
did you do? I didn't do anything, okay?

274
00:38:49,740 --> 00:38:53,200
You're overreacting. You're standing
there threatening a woman and I'm

275
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,200
overreacting?

276
00:38:56,620 --> 00:38:59,200
All right, look, between you and me, I
fucked up, all right?

277
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:02,920
I didn't go looking for it. I didn't ask
for it. I didn't even really want it.

278
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:04,100
It just happened.

279
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:07,780
She came back. I explained to her it was
a mistake. It's not going to be a

280
00:39:07,780 --> 00:39:10,760
problem. Can we just go to the hardware
store? How many times are you going to

281
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:11,920
fuck up until you get a clue?

282
00:39:13,180 --> 00:39:14,180
Liz is pregnant.

283
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:18,720
That's your blood, and you're out here
trying to recapture your glory days

284
00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:20,860
she's busting ass to keep a roof over
your head?

285
00:39:22,380 --> 00:39:23,780
She's my friend, dude.

286
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:27,820
How am I supposed to look her in the eye
now? Liz doesn't need to find out,

287
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:29,060
okay? Everything's going to be fine.

288
00:39:30,300 --> 00:39:32,940
When are you going to start thinking
about someone other than yourself?

289
00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:35,840
Oh, fuck. It is what it is, Milo, okay?

290
00:39:36,820 --> 00:39:40,180
If you can't handle it, don't be here
when I come back.

291
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:43,120
Cooper!

292
00:41:02,030 --> 00:41:03,030
You like my trick?

293
00:41:04,950 --> 00:41:07,890
Sarah, are you crazy? I almost fucked
you up. I'm just playing.

294
00:41:10,970 --> 00:41:16,110
Look, I'm sorry Don's such an asshole,
but you need to get out of here.

295
00:41:17,390 --> 00:41:18,410
Well, that's no fun.

296
00:42:14,410 --> 00:42:15,410
You want to help me?

297
00:42:16,330 --> 00:42:17,330
What?

298
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:13,560
All right, Dick.

299
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:15,260
You can come out now.

300
00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:26,560
It was a killer weekend, bud. We got a
con done.

301
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:30,520
Did Milo have fun or did you just work
him to death? He wanted to work the

302
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:31,600
time. Check this out.

303
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,000
Wow.

304
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:35,940
I'm seriously impressed, Tiger. I told
you not to worry.

305
00:44:38,140 --> 00:44:39,140
What was that?

306
00:44:39,380 --> 00:44:41,620
What? I just saw something behind you.

307
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:44,840
What are you talking about?

308
00:45:02,060 --> 00:45:03,360
He had to head back to work.

309
00:45:03,860 --> 00:45:04,860
Are you sure?

310
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,900
I don't know. I thought I saw someone.
Now I'm getting freaked out.

311
00:45:12,620 --> 00:45:14,860
Well, you're not the one who has to
sleep here tonight, Bonnie.

312
00:45:15,300 --> 00:45:16,300
Check all this out.

313
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:17,800
Well, it's great.

314
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:28,560
Babe, if somebody else was in here,
Cooper would be going crazy right now.

315
00:45:29,020 --> 00:45:30,020
The Queen.

316
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:33,880
You want I should sleep with a hammer
into my pillow tonight just in case? You

317
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:34,658
probably better.

318
00:45:34,660 --> 00:45:36,480
I don't want to have to kill someone
when I get there.

319
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,200
Are you okay?

320
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:49,780
Yeah. Yeah, I'm just getting tired,
babe.

321
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:51,880
Well, rest up, okay, babe? I'll call you
tomorrow.

322
00:46:58,950 --> 00:46:59,950
How's it going, Don?

323
00:47:05,190 --> 00:47:06,450
You want to talk about it?

324
00:47:10,970 --> 00:47:11,970
Nothing to talk about.

325
00:47:13,910 --> 00:47:14,950
Let's start with the house.

326
00:47:16,130 --> 00:47:17,130
How's she coming along?

327
00:47:18,930 --> 00:47:19,930
Fine.

328
00:47:20,470 --> 00:47:21,470
Fine.

329
00:47:22,090 --> 00:47:26,350
You know, when a woman gets to be a
certain age, she doesn't like to be

330
00:47:26,350 --> 00:47:27,350
with too much.

331
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:29,580
Houses aren't that different, I guess.

332
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:40,040
It's been hard.

333
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:42,360
I bet.

334
00:47:43,180 --> 00:47:44,840
This house is a bitch.

335
00:47:48,380 --> 00:47:49,400
What's that mean?

336
00:47:50,020 --> 00:47:55,860
It's just that certain places have
personalities and sometimes they're

337
00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:00,320
Takes a real strong hand to turn them
around again.

338
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,000
Triumph.

339
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:10,300
Blessed is the man who remains steadfast
under triumph.

340
00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:37,240
Amen.

341
00:50:12,330 --> 00:50:13,330
Cooper.

342
00:51:32,700 --> 00:51:33,740
Sarah. Sarah, yeah.

343
00:51:35,300 --> 00:51:36,300
No last name.

344
00:51:37,340 --> 00:51:40,100
Well, I imagine she has one, but I
didn't check her ID, okay?

345
00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:42,920
She lives in the neighborhood. She won't
stop fucking with me.

346
00:51:43,820 --> 00:51:44,820
Look.

347
00:51:49,780 --> 00:51:50,780
And?

348
00:51:51,500 --> 00:51:52,500
And?

349
00:51:52,580 --> 00:51:55,900
You see the dog, right? You think he
jumped into the goddamn dryer by

350
00:51:56,260 --> 00:51:57,360
Did he turn it on, too?

351
00:51:57,860 --> 00:51:59,040
Come on, man. It was her.

352
00:52:04,410 --> 00:52:05,510
Milo, call me back.

353
00:52:06,230 --> 00:52:10,130
Look, I put the name and the description
in my report, but there's no signs of

354
00:52:10,130 --> 00:52:13,510
forced entry, no evidence of a struggle,
and you were sleeping upstairs the

355
00:52:13,510 --> 00:52:14,690
whole time and didn't hear a thing.

356
00:52:15,070 --> 00:52:18,070
Oh, great. Well, thank you for your
service. This is your idea of law

357
00:52:18,070 --> 00:52:21,370
enforcement? You just poked your head in
here and you shrugged your shoulders

358
00:52:21,370 --> 00:52:23,090
like a dipshit. You didn't do anything.

359
00:52:24,790 --> 00:52:26,830
Please, let us know if anything else
comes up.

360
00:52:28,750 --> 00:52:29,750
King Don.

361
00:53:25,930 --> 00:53:27,590
I hate what you've done with the place.

362
00:53:33,130 --> 00:53:34,130
I'm sorry.

363
00:53:37,090 --> 00:53:38,090
For what?

364
00:53:41,890 --> 00:53:47,010
I'm sorry for not being honest from the
start.

365
00:53:48,070 --> 00:53:50,750
I'm sorry for treating you unfairly.

366
00:53:51,750 --> 00:53:53,390
I'm sorry for making you feel

367
00:53:56,210 --> 00:53:58,390
Most of all, I'm sorry for threatening
you.

368
00:54:00,910 --> 00:54:01,910
Wow.

369
00:54:02,730 --> 00:54:03,990
Did you rehearse that?

370
00:54:06,970 --> 00:54:08,470
I deserve that, but no.

371
00:54:14,150 --> 00:54:18,050
I mean it. I'm sorry. I understand why
you feel so angry.

372
00:54:19,070 --> 00:54:21,770
Well, it's not a very nice way to treat
someone, Don.

373
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:26,120
I hope you treat your wife and kid
better than this.

374
00:54:30,060 --> 00:54:31,560
I love my wife.

375
00:54:34,540 --> 00:54:35,940
And I wish I was stronger.

376
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:42,860
To make all this up to you, I got you
something.

377
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:46,760
A gift from a married man.

378
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:50,500
Sounds a lot like a bribe.

379
00:54:55,530 --> 00:54:56,970
If you're interested, it's in the
kitchen.

380
00:55:07,230 --> 00:55:09,230
I appreciate the apology, Don.

381
00:55:10,170 --> 00:55:12,030
I don't want things to get any uglier.

382
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:15,799
Hey, Bunny.

383
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:17,040
Hey, Tiger. What you doing?

384
00:57:17,980 --> 00:57:20,420
Oh, just working.

385
00:57:22,580 --> 00:57:24,500
So I got a text from Milo.

386
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:27,660
Oh, yeah? That was kind of weird. He
said we needed to talk.

387
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:29,440
Any idea why?

388
00:57:29,820 --> 00:57:31,220
No, I have no clue, babe.

389
00:57:31,540 --> 00:57:35,040
Don't just be honest with me. Look, is
the renovation in trouble? Is that what

390
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:36,040
it is?

391
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:39,700
Did he see some things that he thinks I
should know about?

392
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:43,120
No.

393
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:44,859
Calm down.

394
00:57:44,860 --> 00:57:46,620
Everything is fine, Liz.

395
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:48,560
Are you going to throw this in my face
now?

396
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:55,520
I have no idea why Milo called you, but
please, by all means, call him. Find

397
00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:56,520
out.

398
00:57:56,780 --> 00:57:59,600
I'm busy. I want to get back to work.

399
00:59:26,510 --> 00:59:27,510
Sarah!

400
01:03:30,700 --> 01:03:34,100
voicemail of officer henry baker of the
portsmouth police department please see

401
01:03:34,100 --> 01:03:35,100
your name number

402
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:45,360
Absolutely not.

403
01:06:59,740 --> 01:07:01,600
Jesus, Don. No drop cloth?

404
01:09:38,729 --> 01:09:39,810
I'm so, so sorry.

405
01:09:43,189 --> 01:09:44,390
I'm sorry, can I help you?

406
01:09:44,670 --> 01:09:46,609
I didn't mean to frighten you. My name's
Sarah.

407
01:09:47,290 --> 01:09:48,310
I've been helping Don.

408
01:09:51,149 --> 01:09:53,450
Helping Don? I'm sorry, what does that
mean exactly?

409
01:09:54,149 --> 01:09:56,390
You know, getting the house ready for
you.

410
01:09:57,490 --> 01:09:59,690
Because you're a carpenter?

411
01:10:00,490 --> 01:10:02,690
No, ma 'am. More like a gopher.

412
01:10:03,650 --> 01:10:04,770
Drive all screws, boss?

413
01:10:05,190 --> 01:10:06,190
Sure thing.

414
01:10:06,210 --> 01:10:07,390
I'm an architecture nut.

415
01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:08,719
Don couldn't say no.

416
01:10:08,720 --> 01:10:10,720
No, that definitely isn't his strong
suit.

417
01:10:12,780 --> 01:10:13,780
How long?

418
01:10:14,380 --> 01:10:15,380
I'm sorry?

419
01:10:15,700 --> 01:10:16,679
Your baby.

420
01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:17,880
How long till she's due?

421
01:10:19,480 --> 01:10:24,160
Uh, 12 weeks. If she's anything like me,
she'll be on time. If she's like her

422
01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:25,160
father, much later.

423
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:26,839
May I?

424
01:10:26,840 --> 01:10:27,840
Oh, I don't think so.

425
01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:31,080
Someone's here.

426
01:10:43,530 --> 01:10:44,509
Mrs. Koch.

427
01:10:44,510 --> 01:10:46,270
Yes? I'm Ellie Mueller.

428
01:10:47,150 --> 01:10:48,150
Can we talk?

429
01:10:48,290 --> 01:10:49,750
Let me guess, you're the plumber?

430
01:10:50,690 --> 01:10:51,549
Uh, no.

431
01:10:51,550 --> 01:10:52,950
Arlen and I work across the street.

432
01:10:53,590 --> 01:10:55,290
But I do deal with a lot of people's
shit.

433
01:10:57,190 --> 01:11:00,390
That's right. Dawn did mention you.
Sorry. Would you like to come in?

434
01:11:01,410 --> 01:11:02,810
Why don't we chat outside instead?

435
01:11:03,790 --> 01:11:06,130
Okay. Sure. Just give me a sec, okay?

436
01:11:09,890 --> 01:11:11,710
Hey, sorry to be rude, but, um...

437
01:11:16,180 --> 01:11:17,820
Hello? So how's Don doing?

438
01:11:18,460 --> 01:11:20,960
He looks tired, but he's a workhorse.

439
01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:23,540
Where is he now?

440
01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:26,860
Not really sure. He must have just taken
the dog for a run.

441
01:11:27,540 --> 01:11:30,920
I should have called first, but I wanted
to surprise him.

442
01:11:32,940 --> 01:11:34,320
Would you say it's a good marriage?

443
01:11:36,220 --> 01:11:37,220
I'm sorry?

444
01:11:38,120 --> 01:11:40,640
This house has a history of...

445
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:45,040
Bringing out the worst in people. I just
wanted to make sure you two were

446
01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:46,040
prepared for that.

447
01:11:46,480 --> 01:11:51,200
Right. Well, it clearly needs a lot of
work, but it's not that bad. I'm sure

448
01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:52,200
we'll manage.

449
01:11:52,320 --> 01:11:55,140
You never really know until you start
tearing a place up, though.

450
01:11:56,180 --> 01:11:57,180
Well,

451
01:11:57,960 --> 01:11:59,340
thank you for your concern, really.

452
01:11:59,820 --> 01:12:03,680
But Don and I have been through much
worse, so we'll be fine.

453
01:12:34,410 --> 01:12:36,510
I am not creeped out by this house one
bit.

454
01:12:37,590 --> 01:12:41,090
I am in complete control of my emotions.

455
01:12:42,670 --> 01:12:43,770
Just like Beyonce.

456
01:12:55,110 --> 01:12:56,390
Oh, Christ.

457
01:13:34,510 --> 01:13:35,510
This.

458
01:14:08,510 --> 01:14:09,510
Hi. I'm worried.

459
01:14:16,150 --> 01:14:22,510
My husband is a fuck -up.

460
01:14:24,650 --> 01:14:26,770
Well, you're not the first woman to say
that about her husband.

461
01:14:27,790 --> 01:14:28,790
No.

462
01:14:29,930 --> 01:14:32,190
I don't mean he leaves the toilet seat
up.

463
01:14:39,739 --> 01:14:43,640
He defrauded his clients out of their
retirement funds.

464
01:14:45,480 --> 01:14:47,760
He barely avoided 15 years in federal
prison.

465
01:14:48,620 --> 01:14:52,060
He cheated on me while I was trying to
get pregnant.

466
01:14:53,740 --> 01:14:57,980
And he insists that buying this house
was our second chance.

467
01:14:58,320 --> 01:14:59,320
So, yeah.

468
01:15:00,240 --> 01:15:01,340
So why'd you stay?

469
01:15:06,060 --> 01:15:07,300
Alternatives seemed worse.

470
01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:09,940
Life is a series of choices.

471
01:15:11,020 --> 01:15:12,240
Cause and effect.

472
01:15:13,360 --> 01:15:15,680
Sounds like Don hasn't learned that
dynamic yet.

473
01:15:16,360 --> 01:15:17,400
I'm just scared.

474
01:15:18,280 --> 01:15:20,920
I'm scared he's drinking again. He's
probably drunk right now.

475
01:15:22,860 --> 01:15:25,540
I think this house just pushed him right
over the edge.

476
01:15:26,540 --> 01:15:28,740
This house has a habit of testing men.

477
01:15:30,180 --> 01:15:33,320
I've met families who have lived there
happily for years, and others...

478
01:15:34,440 --> 01:15:35,660
Who never make it a home?

479
01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:41,540
The difference seems to come down to the
character and determination of the

480
01:15:41,540 --> 01:15:42,540
people moving in.

481
01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:44,140
Well, we're screwed then.

482
01:15:46,380 --> 01:15:47,520
So what's the plan?

483
01:15:48,700 --> 01:15:50,240
I don't know. Wait for him to come home.

484
01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:51,800
Sober up.

485
01:15:53,220 --> 01:15:55,680
And then have a long, honest talk about
our future.

486
01:15:57,540 --> 01:15:59,200
You're a brave woman, Liz.

487
01:16:00,680 --> 01:16:01,760
You want my advice?

488
01:16:02,960 --> 01:16:05,700
Get your husband and your baby far away
from that house.

489
01:16:47,850 --> 01:16:48,850
Uh, Yuki?

490
01:16:51,610 --> 01:16:52,610
Dawn?

491
01:16:55,890 --> 01:16:56,890
Dawn!

492
01:16:57,950 --> 01:16:58,950
Jesus.

493
01:17:03,430 --> 01:17:04,430
Welcome home.

494
01:17:04,590 --> 01:17:06,310
What the fuck is going on here?

495
01:17:06,630 --> 01:17:07,630
A party.

496
01:17:07,650 --> 01:17:09,510
Where is my husband?

497
01:17:10,590 --> 01:17:11,590
Upstairs, I think.

498
01:17:12,210 --> 01:17:13,210
Cocktail?

499
01:17:14,070 --> 01:17:15,070
Fuck off.

500
01:17:17,160 --> 01:17:18,160
Don?

501
01:17:22,540 --> 01:17:23,940
Don!

502
01:17:30,100 --> 01:17:31,500
Don!

503
01:17:41,200 --> 01:17:42,600
Joining?

504
01:17:44,200 --> 01:17:45,600
No.

505
01:17:49,290 --> 01:17:51,330
The show's already started. Go upstairs.

506
01:20:59,580 --> 01:21:00,580
That's my girl.

507
01:21:39,560 --> 01:21:43,400
The male performers wore costumes
because the owner felt the mix of erotic

508
01:21:43,400 --> 01:21:44,740
grotesque heightened the experience.

509
01:21:45,900 --> 01:21:46,900
He was right.

510
01:21:47,540 --> 01:21:49,500
We were popular and the money flowed in.

511
01:21:50,460 --> 01:21:52,080
Some nights we'd work until dawn.

512
01:21:52,740 --> 01:21:58,540
It was too busy to keep an eye on
everyone, even the innocent ones, even

513
01:21:58,540 --> 01:21:59,540
-so -innocent.

514
01:22:02,860 --> 01:22:07,040
He played with her for months and then
killed her, dumping her body at the

515
01:22:07,040 --> 01:22:08,480
tracks, and the world moved on.

516
01:22:09,050 --> 01:22:12,030
Well, some of the world did.

517
01:22:14,270 --> 01:22:16,850
When he killed me, my body never left
the house.

518
01:22:17,590 --> 01:22:21,870
I was a star, loved by the men who came
through our doors.

519
01:22:22,610 --> 01:22:24,990
But not one of them questioned my
disappearance.

520
01:22:27,270 --> 01:22:30,530
All men really love is the power you
give them.

521
01:23:27,210 --> 01:23:28,210
I'm so sorry.

522
01:23:29,910 --> 01:23:31,450
I couldn't get them home.

523
01:23:33,510 --> 01:23:37,610
What happened to you? What happened?

524
01:23:39,490 --> 01:23:43,530
I don't know what the fuck is going on
in this house, but we've got to get out

525
01:23:43,530 --> 01:23:44,530
of here right now.

526
01:23:45,310 --> 01:23:46,410
That's not that easy.

527
01:23:48,130 --> 01:23:49,230
What does that mean?

528
01:23:51,170 --> 01:23:54,330
What does that mean?

529
01:23:57,230 --> 01:24:00,050
I felt so small. I just wanted to be the
man one more time.

530
01:24:02,170 --> 01:24:03,770
You understand that, don't you, Bunny?

531
01:24:05,910 --> 01:24:06,910
No.

532
01:24:07,270 --> 01:24:08,270
I don't.

533
01:24:09,110 --> 01:24:10,110
Bunny!

534
01:24:10,410 --> 01:24:13,430
I promise I can change. I promise it'll
be different.

535
01:24:13,670 --> 01:24:14,950
Bunny, look at me. Bunny.

536
01:24:15,810 --> 01:24:19,370
You just have to say that you understand
and that it's okay.

537
01:24:19,650 --> 01:24:20,650
Please.

538
01:24:22,710 --> 01:24:24,390
It's not okay.

539
01:24:29,520 --> 01:24:30,520
I can change, Liz!

540
01:24:57,480 --> 01:24:59,200
Not sure we're going to make it there at
the end.

541
01:27:03,980 --> 01:27:04,980
You did good.

542
01:27:07,600 --> 01:27:10,040
I'd offer you some, but it isn't the 70s
anymore.

543
01:27:11,520 --> 01:27:12,520
You knew?

544
01:27:13,160 --> 01:27:14,160
Yeah.

545
01:27:14,740 --> 01:27:17,040
I watch this house, and it watches mine.

546
01:27:17,700 --> 01:27:19,820
Why the fuck didn't you warn us?

547
01:27:20,160 --> 01:27:22,100
Life is a series of choices, Liz.

548
01:27:22,920 --> 01:27:26,080
You can't talk someone into doing the
right thing or the wrong thing.

549
01:27:26,780 --> 01:27:30,660
I couldn't keep someone out of this
house any more than those girls inside

550
01:27:30,660 --> 01:27:32,120
keep someone out of mine.

551
01:27:32,970 --> 01:27:36,110
They need to lay the options out and see
what they choose.

552
01:27:36,950 --> 01:27:37,950
A test.

553
01:27:39,870 --> 01:27:40,870
Exactly.

554
01:27:42,410 --> 01:27:44,350
Well, it seems like a pretty shitty
game.

555
01:27:46,190 --> 01:27:47,250
It is, kiddo.

556
01:27:48,450 --> 01:27:49,890
But I didn't make the rules.

557
01:29:21,580 --> 01:29:22,900
Hello, my little angel.

558
01:29:24,860 --> 01:29:26,520
You don't want to sleep at all, do you?

559
01:29:28,600 --> 01:29:30,280
After your nap, we're gonna go to the
park.

560
01:30:12,810 --> 01:30:13,810
that