1 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,834 30 seconds and counting. 2 00:00:14,002 --> 00:00:16,879 Energy transfer complete. 3 00:00:17,047 --> 00:00:19,214 We are now on the internal power of a projectile. 4 00:00:19,341 --> 00:00:21,091 Two minutes and 20 seconds to take off. 5 00:00:21,217 --> 00:00:23,386 The pressure is on everyone level 2 tanks. 6 00:00:23,554 --> 00:00:25,221 Two minutes and 15 seconds. 7 00:00:25,347 --> 00:00:26,547 An internal operating system is accepted. 8 00:00:27,266 --> 00:00:30,351 Twelve, eleven, ten, nine... 9 00:00:30,477 --> 00:00:33,271 Boot process started. 10 00:00:33,397 --> 00:00:35,523 Six, five, four, 11 00:00:35,649 --> 00:00:38,693 three, two, one, 12 00:00:38,820 --> 00:00:40,111 zero. 13 00:00:40,237 --> 00:00:41,863 All engines are running. 14 00:00:42,031 --> 00:00:44,199 Take off! We have take off. 15 00:00:44,325 --> 00:00:46,660 And so, in 1972, 16 00:00:46,786 --> 00:00:51,039 blasted the Atlas Centaur rocket away from our planet. 17 00:00:51,207 --> 00:00:53,500 A four-stage rocket which carried a space probe 18 00:00:53,585 --> 00:00:56,462 far into space. 19 00:00:56,546 --> 00:00:58,672 The survey craft would use the energy from the sun 20 00:00:58,798 --> 00:01:02,301 and gravity our neighboring planets 21 00:01:02,427 --> 00:01:03,667 to pass through the solar system. 22 00:01:03,761 --> 00:01:05,429 The acceleration would then 23 00:01:05,555 --> 00:01:09,725 carry it to the far end the ends of the universe. 24 00:01:09,851 --> 00:01:14,188 The task: To find intellectual life like us 25 00:01:14,314 --> 00:01:17,066 deep in space. 26 00:01:17,192 --> 00:01:19,526 The survey vessel bore inscribed plate 27 00:01:19,611 --> 00:01:22,529 with images of us humans, man and woman, 28 00:01:22,615 --> 00:01:24,616 and a map to find us in the universe. 29 00:01:24,742 --> 00:01:30,287 The fourth step disconnects from the survey vessel is launched on its long journey. 30 00:01:30,414 --> 00:01:32,624 The world wanted it have a good trip 31 00:01:32,750 --> 00:01:35,752 and may it find friends out there 32 00:01:35,878 --> 00:01:37,879 in the vastness of space. 33 00:01:54,605 --> 00:01:57,858 ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING 34 00:03:16,982 --> 00:03:18,858 Thanks for that. 35 00:03:20,486 --> 00:03:22,612 Alan. Nice to see you. 36 00:03:31,037 --> 00:03:33,248 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. 37 00:03:33,374 --> 00:03:35,625 When I interviewed Neil Clarke for the Book episode 38 00:03:35,709 --> 00:03:38,086 I knew he was unique. 39 00:03:38,254 --> 00:03:41,047 Now, with the release of the other his magnificent novel, 40 00:03:41,215 --> 00:03:44,801 critics agree that he is joined the ranks of immortal British authors. 41 00:03:44,927 --> 00:03:47,595 Ladies and gentlemen, Neil Clarke. 42 00:03:50,683 --> 00:03:54,144 WHAT YOU SEE WITH EYES CLOSED 43 00:03:54,311 --> 00:03:56,813 I want to start by asking you that 44 00:03:56,939 --> 00:04:00,567 how did you achieve such a magnificent insight into the soul of modern man 45 00:04:00,693 --> 00:04:04,321 and how you know what men and women really want to 46 00:04:04,447 --> 00:04:07,991 and the whole relationship between human nature and the universe. 47 00:04:08,118 --> 00:04:11,120 Yes, I probably did 48 00:04:11,246 --> 00:04:14,373 by looking into my own soul, Catherine. 49 00:04:14,499 --> 00:04:19,420 I looked at her flaws, potential and urgent needs. 50 00:04:19,546 --> 00:04:21,047 I listened to her cries for help 51 00:04:22,841 --> 00:04:28,179 and her anguish elf and me... 52 00:04:28,346 --> 00:04:30,306 I lasted five long years 53 00:04:30,433 --> 00:04:32,098 in a book i hoped that would gallop 54 00:04:32,267 --> 00:04:35,728 the door of human perception 55 00:04:35,813 --> 00:04:38,898 and surround us with our own futility. 56 00:04:40,150 --> 00:04:41,901 Sorry for this. This is... 57 00:04:44,530 --> 00:04:46,531 Away! Down! 58 00:04:58,795 --> 00:05:01,504 Go watch TV. 59 00:05:01,590 --> 00:05:02,941 Your dog is barking. 60 00:05:03,174 --> 00:05:05,570 My dog was barking because you rang the doorbell. 61 00:05:05,594 --> 00:05:09,472 I rang the doorbell because of it your dog was barking. 62 00:05:09,598 --> 00:05:11,390 Pets are not allowed in the house. 63 00:05:11,516 --> 00:05:13,851 He is a blind dog. 64 00:05:15,312 --> 00:05:16,354 You are not blind. 65 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:19,857 I prefer the word visual staple. 66 00:05:19,941 --> 00:05:23,027 You are not visually impaired either. 67 00:05:23,153 --> 00:05:25,238 Fiona, you live three floors up. 68 00:05:25,405 --> 00:05:28,616 If you don't have control on your damn dog 69 00:05:28,742 --> 00:05:32,703 let me send him to the kennel in Battersea. Do you understand that? 70 00:05:33,580 --> 00:05:34,956 Good and well. 71 00:05:36,541 --> 00:05:38,835 Come on, Dennis, let's go and empty your bowels. 72 00:05:40,630 --> 00:05:42,421 Come on, Dennis. 73 00:05:47,637 --> 00:05:48,845 Come on. 74 00:05:48,929 --> 00:05:51,348 Hello, Neil. - Hello, Catherine. 75 00:05:52,392 --> 00:05:54,851 Strange, I was exactly to dream you 76 00:05:55,978 --> 00:05:56,978 Really? 77 00:05:57,105 --> 00:05:59,773 Yes, you were presenting me with an award for my novel. 78 00:05:59,857 --> 00:06:01,400 Did you deserve them? 79 00:06:01,526 --> 00:06:04,153 I was proud but humble. 80 00:06:04,279 --> 00:06:06,696 Have you finished it? in real life? 81 00:06:06,823 --> 00:06:09,158 Absolutely, almost, yes. 82 00:06:09,284 --> 00:06:10,868 Because last spring you were at chapter... 83 00:06:10,952 --> 00:06:12,703 Yes, I renumbered them. 84 00:06:12,829 --> 00:06:14,747 Actually I removed them. 85 00:06:14,873 --> 00:06:17,708 Yeah, I like the whole idea about a chapter lingering for so... 86 00:06:17,834 --> 00:06:21,378 Yes. No, I totally understand. 87 00:06:21,505 --> 00:06:24,715 I want her reading to be like being sucked into a huge vortex. 88 00:06:25,634 --> 00:06:28,928 Like going on Facebook. - Like Facebook, yes. 89 00:06:29,054 --> 00:06:31,055 This one was good. 90 00:06:33,309 --> 00:06:35,476 Like being sucked in a huge vortex. 91 00:06:35,602 --> 00:06:39,814 Dennis, that's why you let me say things like that? 92 00:06:40,607 --> 00:06:42,025 Come on. 93 00:07:51,055 --> 00:07:55,475 {\an8}They say they come in peace and wish no harm to anyone. 94 00:08:19,418 --> 00:08:21,835 Do it, Ray. Just £20. - No, I can't. 95 00:08:21,961 --> 00:08:23,148 But he can't lose. - No. 96 00:08:23,172 --> 00:08:25,798 I guarantee a 50% return on your money 97 00:08:25,924 --> 00:08:27,925 before the end of class today. 98 00:08:29,553 --> 00:08:33,056 When are you going to try? the literary sage downstairs? 99 00:08:33,182 --> 00:08:37,268 Never. She takes everything literally and lacks foresight. 100 00:08:37,394 --> 00:08:40,229 I, on the other hand, can see far into the future. 101 00:08:40,355 --> 00:08:42,315 A man needs a woman, Neil. 102 00:08:42,441 --> 00:08:45,109 I have Dennis. - Dennis is male. 103 00:08:45,235 --> 00:08:47,571 And he is a dog, if you hadn't noticed. 104 00:08:49,907 --> 00:08:52,116 Yes, I don't want to complicate my life. 105 00:08:52,242 --> 00:08:54,244 It's just £10. 106 00:08:55,705 --> 00:08:57,706 Walk! 107 00:09:03,838 --> 00:09:08,342 {\an8}Why do they always show themselves without clothes? 108 00:09:09,052 --> 00:09:14,139 {\an8}Nevertheless, we must evaluate this planet, what do they call it... 109 00:09:14,975 --> 00:09:15,975 Earth. 110 00:09:16,977 --> 00:09:20,563 Posted a sample of photos of the world's inhabitants. 111 00:09:24,985 --> 00:09:27,277 {\an8}This is not wise either nor dignified. 112 00:09:27,904 --> 00:09:30,906 {\an8}It would be kind to end it on their suffering. 113 00:09:31,157 --> 00:09:34,702 {\an8}We must follow legal means. 114 00:09:35,078 --> 00:09:39,457 {\an8}Rights of the Universal Court of Higher Beings is now set. 115 00:09:39,625 --> 00:09:40,750 Communication will take place 116 00:09:40,876 --> 00:09:43,211 in the language of the creatures which is to be judged. 117 00:09:45,172 --> 00:09:47,007 Sorry, I don't understand. 118 00:09:49,802 --> 00:09:52,721 Is this better, Kylie? - I understand you now, Sharon. 119 00:09:52,847 --> 00:09:54,848 By my will has been hidden 120 00:09:54,974 --> 00:09:57,308 of the Universal Court of Higher Beings 121 00:09:57,434 --> 00:10:01,480 I hereby decree destruction of the planet Earth. 122 00:10:01,606 --> 00:10:05,901 Sincerely, Sharon, we should not order destruction 123 00:10:06,027 --> 00:10:09,821 until we have given to the inhabitants of the earth a chance to prove yourself. 124 00:10:09,947 --> 00:10:12,658 They have entered cosmic space. 125 00:10:12,784 --> 00:10:13,950 Maureen is right. 126 00:10:14,077 --> 00:10:17,246 They are obviously not superior beings. 127 00:10:17,330 --> 00:10:21,042 See how they mate. 128 00:10:21,043 --> 00:10:25,254 Can the earthlings convince us that they are higher beings 129 00:10:25,380 --> 00:10:27,298 may they join our society. 130 00:10:27,424 --> 00:10:29,145 Can't they? we must eliminate them 131 00:10:29,217 --> 00:10:33,095 for the sake of moral well-being of the entire global community. 132 00:10:33,180 --> 00:10:35,097 Thanks for explaining this for me, Sharon. 133 00:10:35,182 --> 00:10:36,474 Of course, Ms. Barker. 134 00:10:39,144 --> 00:10:40,144 No, Grant, 135 00:10:40,270 --> 00:10:41,438 I don't want to talk to you. 136 00:10:41,564 --> 00:10:43,565 No, I don't want to meet you either. 137 00:10:43,732 --> 00:10:45,983 We had a good time last summer but this is over. 138 00:10:46,109 --> 00:10:48,570 What part of the lid don't you understand 139 00:10:48,737 --> 00:10:50,988 Thanks for calling. Bye 140 00:10:51,740 --> 00:10:54,367 Your questions resonate as I think 141 00:10:54,493 --> 00:10:57,454 that damn writer can string two words together. 142 00:10:57,580 --> 00:10:59,414 He can do it. This is a wonderful book. 143 00:11:00,249 --> 00:11:03,335 Friend, didn't you read the memo? We do demolition work. 144 00:11:03,461 --> 00:11:06,504 But this is his best has written Everyone says that. 145 00:11:06,673 --> 00:11:09,466 That's why we have to soak it up from a great height. 146 00:11:09,593 --> 00:11:14,805 I want ten new questions, please before noon. 147 00:11:19,894 --> 00:11:22,313 Don't you know? that she never reads the books? 148 00:11:22,439 --> 00:11:23,439 She hates books. 149 00:11:23,565 --> 00:11:25,191 That's why she's a presenter in a literary program? 150 00:11:26,276 --> 00:11:28,319 I see trouble brewing. 151 00:11:30,697 --> 00:11:34,075 Catherine, though you may despise her complacency 152 00:11:34,201 --> 00:11:36,619 then people look to see her. 153 00:11:36,787 --> 00:11:40,623 Not books or authors, god forbid 154 00:11:40,791 --> 00:11:43,631 but unrestrained, turbulent, sexually stimulating Fenella's pleasure. 155 00:11:43,711 --> 00:11:47,756 No, I think people watch it because it is literary element and it adores books. 156 00:11:47,882 --> 00:11:49,924 Books are done. 157 00:11:50,050 --> 00:11:53,470 Our job is to provide scandal, gossip and defamation 158 00:11:53,596 --> 00:11:56,390 with a thin complexion literary merit. 159 00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:58,558 Are we not betraying color then? 160 00:11:58,726 --> 00:11:59,726 Exactly. 161 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:04,189 For God's sake, smile. 162 00:12:27,130 --> 00:12:29,131 This makes you cry, right? 163 00:12:30,384 --> 00:12:32,260 What? 164 00:12:32,344 --> 00:12:35,471 The price of pickles. Don't look at the marinated herring. 165 00:12:35,597 --> 00:12:37,598 Seriously, you go into suicide mode. 166 00:12:39,435 --> 00:12:40,851 I didn't want them anyway. 167 00:12:46,775 --> 00:12:48,902 Thanks 168 00:12:49,028 --> 00:12:51,089 I also offer support and advice regarding dips, dried fruit 169 00:12:51,113 --> 00:12:53,198 and pasta sauce 170 00:12:55,868 --> 00:12:57,828 She's gone. 171 00:13:02,667 --> 00:13:05,627 The usual test, Sharon? - The usual test, Kylie. 172 00:13:05,795 --> 00:13:08,464 There will be one world inhabitant chosen at random 173 00:13:08,590 --> 00:13:12,050 as defined in Universal Handbook of Good and Evil. 174 00:13:12,177 --> 00:13:14,220 Page 56, paragraph B. 175 00:13:14,304 --> 00:13:18,349 Page 56, paragraph D. 176 00:13:18,475 --> 00:13:20,309 Exactly. 177 00:13:20,393 --> 00:13:25,314 To prove that they understand the difference for better or for worse. 178 00:13:25,398 --> 00:13:27,399 How do they prove it? 179 00:13:27,525 --> 00:13:31,320 They will be empowered which all higher beings have. 180 00:13:31,446 --> 00:13:35,116 The earthling will be able to do absolutely anything. 181 00:13:35,242 --> 00:13:37,494 What if he uses his power of evil? 182 00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:40,830 The earth will be completely destroyed. 183 00:13:40,956 --> 00:13:42,415 But if he uses it for good? 184 00:13:42,541 --> 00:13:45,293 Then we welcome them to the global community. 185 00:13:45,378 --> 00:13:46,711 Are we ready, gentlemen? 186 00:13:46,837 --> 00:13:50,340 Have a random selection of earthlings. 187 00:13:51,175 --> 00:13:53,176 In progress.. 188 00:13:53,969 --> 00:13:56,221 In progress.. 189 00:13:56,347 --> 00:13:58,015 Earthling... 190 00:13:58,141 --> 00:13:59,766 Beautiful! 191 00:13:59,934 --> 00:14:01,018 Wait. 192 00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:02,978 ..the chosen one. 193 00:14:04,856 --> 00:14:09,652 The estate has ten days to prove that he can use absolute power for good 194 00:14:09,778 --> 00:14:11,779 rather than to evil. 195 00:14:22,206 --> 00:14:23,332 God. 196 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,342 Ride on! 197 00:14:43,771 --> 00:14:45,354 They just want me to help them 198 00:14:45,439 --> 00:14:48,024 to mock people who writes wonderful books. 199 00:14:48,150 --> 00:14:52,529 My producer wants me to dug up shit on Amenhotep III. 200 00:14:52,655 --> 00:14:55,073 I keep telling them that he was gentle 201 00:14:55,199 --> 00:14:57,200 and with wonderful hands. 202 00:14:57,327 --> 00:15:00,370 I would have liked to spend the evening with Amenhotep III. 203 00:15:00,455 --> 00:15:03,415 Yes, but he has been dead for 4,000 years, Rosie, 204 00:15:03,541 --> 00:15:06,626 and he would spend the whole day in speaking of anointing. 205 00:15:06,752 --> 00:15:09,171 Then find me a good one which still takes my breath away. 206 00:15:09,297 --> 00:15:10,672 Let me know it. 207 00:15:10,798 --> 00:15:12,216 What about Grant? 208 00:15:12,342 --> 00:15:15,760 Colonel Grant proved face a problem. 209 00:15:15,929 --> 00:15:19,139 Problem? - Yes, he's insane. 210 00:15:19,265 --> 00:15:20,432 A sin. 211 00:15:20,516 --> 00:15:22,184 Maybe that's an exaggeration. 212 00:15:22,310 --> 00:15:26,438 Just obsessed, is bossy and sickly jealous. 213 00:15:28,233 --> 00:15:29,442 How about this one upstairs? 214 00:15:29,568 --> 00:15:32,362 He tried to cheer me up out in the shop. 215 00:15:32,446 --> 00:15:33,571 So he's gay? 216 00:15:33,697 --> 00:15:35,365 What then? 217 00:15:35,449 --> 00:15:39,494 He is compassionate, shows interest and is available. 218 00:15:39,620 --> 00:15:40,953 Such is life. 219 00:15:41,079 --> 00:15:43,414 No, he's not gay. 220 00:15:43,499 --> 00:15:47,877 He's... very psychic. 221 00:16:09,817 --> 00:16:10,817 PRINCIPAL 222 00:16:10,985 --> 00:16:12,110 Mr. Clarke. 223 00:16:14,656 --> 00:16:16,240 Hello. 224 00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:19,160 This is the twelfth time you am late this month. 225 00:16:19,286 --> 00:16:20,494 I was run down on the bike. 226 00:16:20,578 --> 00:16:22,788 Yesterday you had food poisoning. 227 00:16:22,914 --> 00:16:25,457 On Friday you thought that it was Saturday. 228 00:16:25,542 --> 00:16:28,294 On Monday you forgot to advance the clock. 229 00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:29,503 Everyone gets into it. 230 00:16:29,629 --> 00:16:33,507 On Wednesday last week you must have had a meeting with the Dalai Lama. 231 00:16:33,591 --> 00:16:35,176 Yes, I showed you the picture. 232 00:16:35,302 --> 00:16:38,680 Michael Jackson was also on it. 233 00:16:38,806 --> 00:16:41,182 He is a remarkable man. 234 00:16:41,308 --> 00:16:44,310 Mark enough to show up in photos when he is dead. 235 00:16:45,312 --> 00:16:48,230 You, Mr. Clarke, is absolutely irresponsible. 236 00:16:48,357 --> 00:16:51,609 You are lazy and you are useless. 237 00:16:51,735 --> 00:16:53,320 Useless? 238 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,738 Yes, you do no good. 239 00:16:58,534 --> 00:17:00,743 could i replace you would i do it 240 00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:05,207 Yes, and me too. 241 00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:07,751 I just don't have any to take my place. 242 00:17:31,776 --> 00:17:33,444 Are you a keen skier? 243 00:17:33,570 --> 00:17:35,571 I've had my moments. 244 00:17:36,949 --> 00:17:38,324 Hello, gorgeous. 245 00:17:38,450 --> 00:17:42,328 How about cocktails for two tonight? Split the account? 246 00:17:42,454 --> 00:17:44,247 Kill, Ray. 247 00:17:44,373 --> 00:17:47,583 Good and well. Think about it and then let me know. 248 00:17:50,420 --> 00:17:51,838 Plebe 249 00:17:51,964 --> 00:17:54,048 Neil. - Yes. 250 00:17:54,216 --> 00:17:55,736 If you could do anything what would you do 251 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,301 Hello, my goodness. 252 00:17:57,428 --> 00:18:00,095 Canned mouse or a war victim box? 253 00:18:00,222 --> 00:18:02,807 I'm going to have the oven roast principal, Mrs. B. 254 00:18:02,933 --> 00:18:04,393 You are so clever. 255 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:07,604 Do so well - Thank you. 256 00:18:08,648 --> 00:18:11,608 I'll have the casserole, Mrs. B. 257 00:18:13,987 --> 00:18:15,779 You will enjoy him, Mr. Ray. 258 00:18:15,906 --> 00:18:17,907 As long as you he doesn't eat 259 00:18:23,621 --> 00:18:26,248 I mean, if you could whatever you wanted to happen 260 00:18:26,374 --> 00:18:27,374 what would it be 261 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:31,629 I made Dennis throw up the notes for the third chapter. 262 00:18:36,510 --> 00:18:38,803 If you could let something impossible to happen. 263 00:18:38,929 --> 00:18:40,930 Undamaged. 264 00:18:44,768 --> 00:18:48,271 What if you could let someone worship the ground you walk on? 265 00:18:48,397 --> 00:18:50,565 Even if she liked you be a total jerk? 266 00:18:50,649 --> 00:18:54,610 Don't act like that, Ray. Then there would be a man taking advantage of an innocent girl. 267 00:18:54,695 --> 00:18:58,448 Then it, but let's say you could do one thing 268 00:18:58,574 --> 00:19:00,325 sepn pictures change your life for the better? 269 00:19:00,451 --> 00:19:03,328 It's easy. I would let alien spaceships destroy 10C. 270 00:19:09,502 --> 00:19:11,587 It sounded like this would be at school. 271 00:19:15,633 --> 00:19:18,051 Go away! Go away! Don't come any closer. 272 00:19:18,220 --> 00:19:20,221 Everyone be calm. 273 00:19:24,309 --> 00:19:26,393 My God! 274 00:19:30,232 --> 00:19:31,357 who was this 275 00:19:31,483 --> 00:19:36,904 This was the Heilnäim Gat from galaxy G946 WOT. 276 00:19:39,199 --> 00:19:40,825 Gat, what do you think you're doing? 277 00:19:40,951 --> 00:19:42,702 Just practicing, Sharon. 278 00:19:42,786 --> 00:19:44,704 Our judgment is not over. 279 00:19:44,830 --> 00:19:47,415 Maybe we don't want to destroy this species. 280 00:19:47,541 --> 00:19:48,666 Who are you fooling? 281 00:19:48,751 --> 00:19:54,756 445,349,722 new ones exotic species found. 282 00:19:54,882 --> 00:19:56,883 The number of them who have been admitted 283 00:19:56,884 --> 00:19:59,677 in the Universal Community of Higher Beings: 284 00:19:59,762 --> 00:20:00,887 Zero. 285 00:20:01,014 --> 00:20:02,722 We make high demands. 286 00:20:02,848 --> 00:20:04,307 You know you will make them. 287 00:20:04,475 --> 00:20:06,351 It all depends on the earthling. 288 00:20:07,395 --> 00:20:10,939 And there is no indication of that that recovery is imminent. 289 00:20:17,113 --> 00:20:18,656 Hi. 290 00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:20,866 Hello, Dennis. 291 00:20:21,367 --> 00:20:24,119 Dennis. Couldn't you wait? 292 00:20:25,747 --> 00:20:28,165 We now switch directly to reporter Brenda Emmanus 293 00:20:28,292 --> 00:20:29,833 at the scene of the accident. 294 00:20:29,959 --> 00:20:33,045 It was here in Kinbrook the secondary school 295 00:20:33,172 --> 00:20:36,674 which explosion killed 38 students. 296 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:40,511 A police spokesman said that they could not rule out a terrorist attack 297 00:20:40,637 --> 00:20:42,388 there would be no connection we news 298 00:20:42,514 --> 00:20:45,099 about a flying strange object nearby. 299 00:20:45,267 --> 00:20:46,768 The principal, Mr. Robert... 300 00:20:50,898 --> 00:20:53,567 Of course, Dennis, it was an alien spaceship. 301 00:20:55,110 --> 00:20:56,695 what are you talking about 302 00:20:56,821 --> 00:20:58,905 If I could make an alien spaceship destroy 10C 303 00:20:59,031 --> 00:21:01,825 then I wouldn't be fussing with this, is it? 304 00:21:01,951 --> 00:21:05,036 I just said: Dog shit, clean up. 305 00:21:07,665 --> 00:21:09,666 Look? 306 00:21:43,369 --> 00:21:44,744 This is just a shock. 307 00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:48,456 It's just an aftershock. That's all. 308 00:21:52,461 --> 00:21:55,588 This could not have been alien spaceship, is it, dennis? 309 00:21:55,714 --> 00:21:58,091 I mean, it couldn't be. 310 00:22:00,011 --> 00:22:01,011 my god 311 00:22:07,852 --> 00:22:09,728 My notes. 312 00:22:12,189 --> 00:22:13,189 Damn it! 313 00:22:20,365 --> 00:22:22,491 Whiskey.. 314 00:22:22,617 --> 00:22:24,785 go back to bottle 315 00:22:25,495 --> 00:22:28,830 Look? Do you just see? Nothing happens. 316 00:22:28,957 --> 00:22:30,749 Nothing happened. 317 00:22:30,876 --> 00:22:32,877 Whiskey, go back to the bottle. 318 00:22:39,677 --> 00:22:41,678 my god 319 00:22:42,763 --> 00:22:44,639 I have to wave my hand. 320 00:22:55,025 --> 00:22:58,361 Whiskey, trade for another bottle, 321 00:22:58,487 --> 00:23:00,488 premium malt whisky. 322 00:23:02,241 --> 00:23:03,575 Hey, come back. 323 00:23:24,931 --> 00:23:26,932 Door, open quickly. 324 00:23:28,101 --> 00:23:30,185 Not so soon. 325 00:23:30,312 --> 00:23:33,564 I didn't mean to go back to the store to switch! 326 00:23:39,238 --> 00:23:41,239 It is closed. 327 00:23:44,576 --> 00:23:46,828 The money. 328 00:23:50,916 --> 00:23:52,000 Got you! 329 00:23:52,126 --> 00:23:54,753 Golf Yankee, 10-3, 10-3, priority. 330 00:23:54,879 --> 00:23:56,462 Help me! Dennis! 331 00:24:09,185 --> 00:24:11,019 Dennis, shut up. 332 00:24:11,146 --> 00:24:12,687 The money. 333 00:24:19,112 --> 00:24:21,488 Well, fine. You have a palate. 334 00:24:25,827 --> 00:24:28,412 Me at home to eat with Dennis. 335 00:24:33,544 --> 00:24:36,128 Oh! Dog food! 336 00:24:38,590 --> 00:24:40,550 If you say a word about this 337 00:24:40,676 --> 00:24:42,677 then you go to community service. 338 00:24:49,017 --> 00:24:51,561 my god 1OC. 339 00:25:00,279 --> 00:25:02,697 Let everyone who has died come alive again. 340 00:25:30,768 --> 00:25:31,768 Almighty. 341 00:25:31,894 --> 00:25:34,856 Good luck. No, no, no, no. 342 00:25:34,982 --> 00:25:37,900 No, I meant everyone in ÍOC come alive again. 343 00:25:38,026 --> 00:25:41,445 Obviously. Not all who have died through time. are you crazy 344 00:25:46,619 --> 00:25:47,619 The money. The money. 345 00:25:47,745 --> 00:25:50,371 And everyone who died in the explosion who are alive again 346 00:25:50,498 --> 00:25:52,289 be completely unharmed. 347 00:25:52,332 --> 00:25:54,334 The money, the money, the money. 348 00:25:55,586 --> 00:25:57,795 Well, I feel better. 349 00:25:57,921 --> 00:25:59,297 This is better. 350 00:25:59,423 --> 00:26:01,883 I have a good idea what to do next 351 00:26:02,009 --> 00:26:03,843 This is a good idea. 352 00:26:03,969 --> 00:26:06,054 Let the explosion have never occurred. 353 00:26:06,180 --> 00:26:10,017 No, I mean, if you could make anything happen 354 00:26:10,143 --> 00:26:11,226 what would it be then? 355 00:26:11,352 --> 00:26:13,436 Excuse me, what? 356 00:26:13,562 --> 00:26:15,731 If you could do anything what would you do 357 00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:20,235 This is strange. I think I have been dreaming that i could do it. 358 00:26:20,361 --> 00:26:21,654 What? - Done anything. 359 00:26:21,780 --> 00:26:24,239 I dreamed I could wave my hand and said this and that 360 00:26:24,365 --> 00:26:25,699 and it happened then. 361 00:26:25,825 --> 00:26:27,284 So what did you do? 362 00:26:27,411 --> 00:26:29,077 I had an alien spaceship make 10C. 363 00:26:29,203 --> 00:26:30,496 Well done. 364 00:26:30,622 --> 00:26:34,124 I would leave it to Dorothy Pringle worship the ground I walk on. 365 00:26:35,168 --> 00:26:36,209 You wouldn't be so cruel. 366 00:26:41,425 --> 00:26:43,509 Hello, and welcome to Book News, 367 00:26:43,635 --> 00:26:46,554 the episode where you find out which books are on their way to you 368 00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:49,140 and authors get what they deserve. 369 00:26:49,266 --> 00:26:52,601 What is the truth behind book publishers' cover text? 370 00:26:52,728 --> 00:26:56,648 Why do photographs of writers show then always ten years younger than they are? 371 00:26:56,774 --> 00:26:59,442 You are in the right place to find out. 372 00:26:59,569 --> 00:27:02,403 Our first guest tonight is Mortimer Stanley, 373 00:27:02,530 --> 00:27:07,784 but his latest novel is called What you see with your eyes open. 374 00:27:07,910 --> 00:27:10,787 Mortimer, your last novel came out almost ten years ago. 375 00:27:10,913 --> 00:27:13,498 It received extremely mixed reviews 376 00:27:13,624 --> 00:27:15,917 and sold out 3,000 copies. 377 00:27:16,043 --> 00:27:18,337 Why the hell did you decide? to write others? 378 00:27:18,463 --> 00:27:20,922 My wife was desperate. 379 00:27:21,049 --> 00:27:22,257 You no longer lived together. 380 00:27:22,383 --> 00:27:26,553 Indeed, but on his deathbed she encouraged me to write another book. 381 00:27:26,679 --> 00:27:28,722 Knowing she would never have to to read it. 382 00:27:29,808 --> 00:27:31,410 Fenella complains about it that you didn't tell her 383 00:27:31,434 --> 00:27:33,185 from his shopkeeper's court. 384 00:27:33,311 --> 00:27:36,772 He was 14, James. It has nothing to do with the book. 385 00:27:36,898 --> 00:27:38,566 Neither does the episode, Cath. 386 00:27:38,692 --> 00:27:42,194 What Fenella dislikes most about you is your honesty 387 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:45,197 But I like him. 388 00:27:46,492 --> 00:27:49,452 Hold your cards right you could have your own office 389 00:27:49,578 --> 00:27:51,704 with a larger desk and a view. 390 00:27:58,004 --> 00:28:00,546 I'm sorry. Just excuse me. 391 00:28:01,757 --> 00:28:03,758 But you will then to keep the cards right. 392 00:28:03,885 --> 00:28:05,886 What the hell are you doing here? 393 00:28:06,012 --> 00:28:08,680 Can't I get a kiss? - Go away. 394 00:28:08,806 --> 00:28:10,242 That would not be fair towards you, Cath. 395 00:28:10,266 --> 00:28:13,067 This is a wonderful opportunity for you to get to know me as I am. 396 00:28:14,812 --> 00:28:15,937 I call security. 397 00:28:16,063 --> 00:28:18,524 Not just the breathtaking, an ambitious military genius. 398 00:28:18,650 --> 00:28:19,650 Security? 399 00:28:19,776 --> 00:28:21,985 Or the author of the military kidnapping operation. 400 00:28:22,111 --> 00:28:24,863 Yes, there is an intruder in room 405. 401 00:28:24,989 --> 00:28:28,659 Or the brains behind unauthorized spying on citizens at home. 402 00:28:28,785 --> 00:28:32,496 Just a lowly officer who adores you. 403 00:28:34,917 --> 00:28:37,584 Grant, I understand that you like me... 404 00:28:37,710 --> 00:28:41,713 Like? Do you think I'm one of these? cut out cardboard cards? 405 00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:43,841 Like? No. No, no, no. 406 00:28:43,967 --> 00:28:46,928 Creep forward. Worship. 407 00:28:47,054 --> 00:28:49,972 Well, neither do I crawl before nor worship you. 408 00:28:50,098 --> 00:28:51,599 I don't mind you 409 00:28:51,725 --> 00:28:55,227 That's why I'm asking you to go away and leave me alone. 410 00:28:56,063 --> 00:28:59,649 So is there any hope? - No. There is no hope. 411 00:28:59,775 --> 00:29:02,485 Cath, I came all the way to England to meet you 412 00:29:02,611 --> 00:29:04,529 Doesn't show you what do i care about you 413 00:29:04,655 --> 00:29:06,007 No, it shows that you are obsessed 414 00:29:06,031 --> 00:29:07,990 Obsession is not an option which i adore. 415 00:29:08,117 --> 00:29:09,701 Really? 416 00:29:09,827 --> 00:29:12,079 I think the lady wants to that you go, colonel. 417 00:29:15,333 --> 00:29:17,667 You work for the BBC, don't you? 418 00:29:17,794 --> 00:29:19,795 I do that. 419 00:29:21,422 --> 00:29:25,342 Do you know who actually rules? Britain's national broadcaster? 420 00:29:28,262 --> 00:29:29,930 A little bit that won in the same aisle as me 421 00:29:30,056 --> 00:29:32,600 Fort Bragg, North Carolina. 422 00:29:32,726 --> 00:29:35,060 And he did in his spare time. 423 00:29:38,898 --> 00:29:40,899 I'll see you later, baby. 424 00:29:47,782 --> 00:29:50,493 It was a party. I worked on a documentary. 425 00:29:50,619 --> 00:29:52,411 I was drunk. 426 00:29:52,537 --> 00:29:54,538 Judge me. 427 00:30:16,312 --> 00:30:20,232 Let 1OC be a model class, kind and considerate... 428 00:30:20,358 --> 00:30:22,359 and very eager to learn. 429 00:30:32,746 --> 00:30:34,288 Good day, 1OC. 430 00:30:34,414 --> 00:30:36,415 Good day, Mr. Clarke. 431 00:30:38,835 --> 00:30:42,254 Would you like to turn to page 73? and read the whole chapter? 432 00:30:42,380 --> 00:30:44,465 The whole chapter? - Yes. 433 00:30:44,591 --> 00:30:46,717 good - But exciting! 434 00:30:46,843 --> 00:30:49,011 He allows us to read the whole chapter. 435 00:30:49,137 --> 00:30:51,806 Excellent. - Get to work then. 436 00:31:15,331 --> 00:31:18,083 Leave the principal alone nice to me for a change. 437 00:31:19,919 --> 00:31:22,754 And what you did with the guitar was absolutely amazing. 438 00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,298 Kumbaya doesn't sound like that. 439 00:31:24,424 --> 00:31:26,675 Neil. So good to see you. 440 00:31:26,801 --> 00:31:28,802 Nice clothes you are wearing. Really really... 441 00:31:28,928 --> 00:31:30,053 This goes well together. 442 00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:31,638 Very similar to what you wore before. 443 00:31:31,764 --> 00:31:34,766 But that relaxed attitude of yours to work is a great counterpoint 444 00:31:34,892 --> 00:31:36,477 to my regular approach. 445 00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:38,270 Great to have you on the staff, Neil. 446 00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:40,397 Thanks - Exactly. 447 00:31:41,524 --> 00:31:44,777 He must love you very much first he flies across the Atlantic. 448 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:47,739 No, he just doesn't deliver to lose anything. 449 00:31:47,865 --> 00:31:50,575 In Grant's eyes Am I just lost property? 450 00:31:50,701 --> 00:31:53,911 which he wants to restore and put back on the mantelpiece. 451 00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:56,623 He was very scary. Gossip. 452 00:31:57,583 --> 00:32:00,001 I once had a boyfriend like that. 453 00:32:00,127 --> 00:32:02,003 One of those who don't accept no. 454 00:32:02,129 --> 00:32:03,505 what happened 455 00:32:03,631 --> 00:32:05,840 I married him. 456 00:32:05,966 --> 00:32:09,636 Mr. Eriksson, you know romantic the languages, french, italian... 457 00:32:09,762 --> 00:32:11,971 Yes, Miss Pringle, I teach them. 458 00:32:12,098 --> 00:32:14,034 I was wondering how they got it's name. 459 00:32:14,058 --> 00:32:16,476 It is associated with ancient Rome. 460 00:32:16,602 --> 00:32:18,979 It comes from Latin. 461 00:32:19,105 --> 00:32:21,899 So it's just a coincidence that they sound so romantic? 462 00:32:22,025 --> 00:32:25,193 Actually, I'm thinking about to switch to economics. 463 00:32:26,988 --> 00:32:28,906 It is true. 464 00:32:33,161 --> 00:32:35,454 Let Miss Pringle worship Ray. 465 00:32:37,999 --> 00:32:39,917 Ray. 466 00:32:54,016 --> 00:32:56,392 I can do the whole damn thing. 467 00:33:10,700 --> 00:33:13,368 I will be the president of the United States. 468 00:33:20,042 --> 00:33:23,253 Strange. I will be the president of the United States. 469 00:33:23,379 --> 00:33:25,380 Thank God we found you. What then? 470 00:33:25,506 --> 00:33:27,882 We have searched out all over the place. 471 00:33:28,009 --> 00:33:30,928 Guns! Help! Guns! They shoot! 472 00:33:38,478 --> 00:33:41,063 Excuse me, Mr. President. 473 00:33:41,189 --> 00:33:45,359 Here are the summary documents about Syria, the budget deficit, 474 00:33:45,486 --> 00:33:48,320 Israel and the Middle East, china global warming 475 00:33:48,447 --> 00:33:51,741 unemployment and protected areas Arctic wildlife. 476 00:33:54,328 --> 00:33:56,329 I will be my old self at home. 477 00:34:03,254 --> 00:34:04,670 I can do.. 478 00:34:05,839 --> 00:34:07,841 whatever. 479 00:34:08,675 --> 00:34:11,469 But what do I really want? 480 00:34:18,060 --> 00:34:20,061 Give me a very big ball. 481 00:34:23,107 --> 00:34:24,816 Not that big, obviously! 482 00:34:24,942 --> 00:34:27,278 Balls, go back to the old size. 483 00:34:33,451 --> 00:34:34,743 Good and well. 484 00:34:34,869 --> 00:34:38,872 Let me have a dick which women find arousing. 485 00:34:41,084 --> 00:34:44,086 Yes, this is good. can i have it in white 486 00:34:44,212 --> 00:34:46,630 Exactly. Nice. 487 00:34:46,757 --> 00:34:48,758 Give me a very nice body. 488 00:34:52,971 --> 00:34:55,139 No. 489 00:34:55,265 --> 00:34:58,059 No, give me the body of a great man. 490 00:34:59,227 --> 00:35:02,229 What the heck? Not Albert Einstein. 491 00:35:03,106 --> 00:35:05,692 Give me a nice male body. 492 00:35:13,034 --> 00:35:16,453 That I can see Catherine downstairs... now. 493 00:35:30,134 --> 00:35:32,135 The money. 494 00:35:33,805 --> 00:35:36,306 Don't let me see her. 495 00:35:36,433 --> 00:35:38,392 No, I don't mean that I will be blind. 496 00:35:38,518 --> 00:35:40,811 Let me see but that the floor is as it was. 497 00:35:46,276 --> 00:35:49,403 Catherine downstairs, forget what happened. 498 00:35:58,079 --> 00:35:59,662 Move away. 499 00:35:59,790 --> 00:36:01,875 Thanks for that. Silence now. Be quiet. 500 00:36:13,679 --> 00:36:15,804 Ray. 501 00:36:15,931 --> 00:36:20,017 Remember when we talked about to be able to do anything? 502 00:36:20,144 --> 00:36:22,771 Yes. - Yes, well... 503 00:36:22,897 --> 00:36:28,443 This will sound stupid but suddenly i can. 504 00:36:29,737 --> 00:36:31,071 Can what? - Done anything. 505 00:36:31,197 --> 00:36:32,406 Make things happen. 506 00:36:32,532 --> 00:36:36,451 Things that shouldn't happen, I just wave my hand and they happen. 507 00:36:38,163 --> 00:36:39,413 are you ok 508 00:36:39,539 --> 00:36:41,290 Yes. 509 00:36:41,416 --> 00:36:43,417 Just look. 510 00:36:46,004 --> 00:36:47,713 You, tell us who you were. 511 00:36:47,839 --> 00:36:50,841 You will never believe this but I was an illusionist. 512 00:36:50,967 --> 00:36:53,761 I went by the name Alfred the Great. 513 00:36:53,887 --> 00:36:56,514 My real name was Reg Hoskins. 514 00:36:56,640 --> 00:37:00,268 I entertain in variety shows, clubs, private parties and everything. 515 00:37:00,394 --> 00:37:02,478 what is this 3D or something? 516 00:37:03,230 --> 00:37:04,772 Of course it's all gone. 517 00:37:04,898 --> 00:37:06,566 I blame the oriental pigs. - Listen! 518 00:37:06,692 --> 00:37:09,652 All the black touring singers. When it was allowed... 519 00:37:09,778 --> 00:37:11,404 I'm not saying this. 520 00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:13,949 The Jews took over the business. This never happened again though. 521 00:37:14,075 --> 00:37:16,576 Go and jump out the window. 522 00:37:16,703 --> 00:37:19,329 Exactly. Look at this. 523 00:37:32,219 --> 00:37:33,449 How did you do this? 524 00:37:33,949 --> 00:37:35,576 I don't know. 525 00:37:36,097 --> 00:37:38,265 I can answer the skeleton spoke. 526 00:37:38,558 --> 00:37:41,393 Yes, she did. - Exactly. 527 00:37:41,519 --> 00:37:44,230 Show me something else. - What? I can't think of anything. 528 00:37:44,356 --> 00:37:48,609 Oh, don't act like that. How about some flowers? 529 00:37:49,652 --> 00:37:51,112 Bouquet in hand. 530 00:37:51,238 --> 00:37:52,529 This is poor. 531 00:37:52,656 --> 00:37:55,992 What about that room will be covered in flowers? 532 00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:58,995 Here we go, Ray. 533 00:37:59,121 --> 00:38:01,706 Drop something more noble in mind. 534 00:38:02,875 --> 00:38:06,210 Damn it, Palmer. were you to throw it out the window? 535 00:38:06,879 --> 00:38:09,214 Neil. Did you throw this away? out the window? 536 00:38:09,340 --> 00:38:11,216 It's very nice. what are you doing here 537 00:38:11,342 --> 00:38:13,092 Go home, I'll release you. 538 00:38:14,262 --> 00:38:16,012 Good luck. 539 00:38:18,141 --> 00:38:21,351 This is the best sandwich that I have tasted. 540 00:38:21,477 --> 00:38:23,020 I said that. 541 00:38:23,146 --> 00:38:25,730 You know what? We could have a racehorse. 542 00:38:26,690 --> 00:38:29,484 Ray, we could have all racehorses in the world. 543 00:38:29,610 --> 00:38:31,236 You don't say. 544 00:38:39,704 --> 00:38:42,039 Do we always win? - We have them all. 545 00:38:43,667 --> 00:38:45,668 Forget the horses. 546 00:38:45,794 --> 00:38:47,795 We could have anything, Neil. 547 00:38:47,921 --> 00:38:50,005 Wealth. Fame. 548 00:38:50,132 --> 00:38:51,674 Women. 549 00:38:51,841 --> 00:38:54,718 We could have a woman who is fall in love with us 550 00:38:54,844 --> 00:38:57,513 Neil, any woman we want. 551 00:38:58,723 --> 00:39:00,724 Good night, Catherine. see you later 552 00:39:05,314 --> 00:39:07,148 Jump in, baby. 553 00:39:07,274 --> 00:39:09,693 It is illegal in this country driving lazily along the sidewalk. 554 00:39:09,819 --> 00:39:12,361 It does not apply to people with my security clearance. 555 00:39:12,488 --> 00:39:14,155 How else are you going to do it? to get home? 556 00:39:14,281 --> 00:39:15,657 On the subway. Go away. 557 00:39:15,783 --> 00:39:19,243 London's tube system is worse than anything we did in Guantanamo. 558 00:39:19,370 --> 00:39:21,955 You don't deserve it. - No, I don't deserve this either. 559 00:39:22,081 --> 00:39:24,833 Now leave me alone. - Okay, I understand. 560 00:39:24,917 --> 00:39:28,753 But you have to reject me gently. - What does that mean? 561 00:39:29,630 --> 00:39:31,090 There is someone else, right? 562 00:39:31,216 --> 00:39:33,508 No, Grant, this is not about that. 563 00:39:33,634 --> 00:39:34,634 The thing is... 564 00:39:35,553 --> 00:39:37,679 We are not compatible. 565 00:39:39,224 --> 00:39:42,434 We could have coffee then, sit down and talk together. 566 00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,770 What would happen to that? We have nothing to say. 567 00:39:45,689 --> 00:39:47,815 Except for the luxury apartment which I rented for us. 568 00:39:47,941 --> 00:39:50,526 It has a view of St. Paul's Cathedral. 569 00:39:50,652 --> 00:39:53,779 my god Go home, Grant. 570 00:39:53,905 --> 00:39:56,574 Here is the key. - I don't want him. 571 00:39:56,700 --> 00:39:57,908 And when I get you up there 572 00:39:58,034 --> 00:40:01,204 you will think you have died and gone to heaven. 573 00:40:39,494 --> 00:40:41,328 To hell with everyone television producers. 574 00:40:41,454 --> 00:40:43,705 Especially those who say man can sleep with him. 575 00:40:43,831 --> 00:40:46,918 But if I hold the cards right.. 576 00:40:53,425 --> 00:40:56,510 That's what I always end up with this very controlling one? 577 00:40:56,637 --> 00:40:59,055 Or gays. - Yes. 578 00:40:59,181 --> 00:41:01,849 To whom? - Him upstairs. 579 00:41:01,975 --> 00:41:03,851 Dude, he's not gay. 580 00:41:03,977 --> 00:41:07,146 He is handsome. He is gentle. 581 00:41:07,272 --> 00:41:08,940 Use the drill. 582 00:41:09,066 --> 00:41:12,026 No, he's nice. - No, I don't mean that. 583 00:41:13,070 --> 00:41:15,530 I mean, ride him. 584 00:41:18,826 --> 00:41:21,161 You mean, ride him? - Yes. 585 00:41:21,287 --> 00:41:24,164 What, now? - No, not now. 586 00:41:24,290 --> 00:41:26,666 You have to let me first to paint you 587 00:41:30,546 --> 00:41:34,049 Failure. Galactic energy drop. 588 00:41:34,175 --> 00:41:36,927 Woe. We will be to postpone the exam. 589 00:41:37,053 --> 00:41:39,513 What then? - This is in a llamases, Sharon. 590 00:41:39,639 --> 00:41:43,183 The Earthling does not have universal power until I get this back in order. 591 00:41:43,309 --> 00:41:44,727 Damn it! 592 00:41:44,853 --> 00:41:48,606 I thought our global power meant that we could do anything. 593 00:41:53,653 --> 00:41:56,572 Catherine downstairs is madly in love with me. 594 00:41:57,366 --> 00:41:59,367 This went quickly. 595 00:42:03,372 --> 00:42:05,664 Hello. - Hello. 596 00:42:05,791 --> 00:42:08,042 Are you queer? - No, no. 597 00:42:17,261 --> 00:42:19,929 Let's go to bed. - Okay. 598 00:42:24,477 --> 00:42:25,519 The money! 599 00:42:28,231 --> 00:42:29,398 My foot! 600 00:42:33,903 --> 00:42:35,529 Come on. 601 00:42:35,655 --> 00:42:39,825 Universal power now returns to the inhabitants of the earth. 602 00:42:54,007 --> 00:42:56,551 Went to get ready for work. 603 00:43:11,567 --> 00:43:14,319 Weather, be what it is in Los Angeles. 604 00:43:16,613 --> 00:43:19,407 I didn't mean as it is in Los Angeles at this moment. 605 00:43:19,533 --> 00:43:22,160 it's late at night in the prayer of happiness. 606 00:43:22,286 --> 00:43:26,873 Weather, be as it usually is in Los Angeles by day. 607 00:43:28,585 --> 00:43:30,586 What a pettiness. 608 00:43:38,345 --> 00:43:40,346 Clothes, put on me. 609 00:43:45,227 --> 00:43:46,727 And freshen up. 610 00:43:47,479 --> 00:43:49,480 Better. 611 00:44:13,005 --> 00:44:15,006 Miss Pringle, this here... 612 00:44:15,132 --> 00:44:17,091 must subside. 613 00:44:17,218 --> 00:44:20,762 Oh, Lord. - Oh, Lord. 614 00:44:30,689 --> 00:44:32,107 Well, that was very interesting... 615 00:44:33,860 --> 00:44:35,485 Do you want to stop this? 616 00:44:35,611 --> 00:44:37,487 You, stop knocking. 617 00:44:37,614 --> 00:44:39,990 Let's just take a break. Just... 618 00:44:40,116 --> 00:44:42,117 Well, who's next? 619 00:44:44,538 --> 00:44:46,539 This one is in German. 620 00:44:48,249 --> 00:44:50,709 Let me understand German. 621 00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:57,841 What are you talking about, Dennis? 622 00:44:58,718 --> 00:45:01,012 Just shut up, okay? I can handle this. 623 00:45:02,722 --> 00:45:04,348 She is not asking me to marry her. 624 00:45:05,100 --> 00:45:07,101 Or have my children. 625 00:45:08,729 --> 00:45:10,730 Dennis, what are you talking about? 626 00:45:13,943 --> 00:45:15,860 That's a good idea. what are you talking about 627 00:45:15,986 --> 00:45:17,612 Dennis, be able to speak. 628 00:45:17,738 --> 00:45:20,073 Biscuits. 629 00:45:20,199 --> 00:45:22,742 What then? - Biscuits. 630 00:45:22,868 --> 00:45:25,203 Maybe if I let her fall a little bit in love with me 631 00:45:25,330 --> 00:45:27,163 so she doesn't want to marry me but still would 632 00:45:27,290 --> 00:45:28,410 have sex regularly... - Biscuits. 633 00:45:28,499 --> 00:45:30,542 In the name of happiness, it's in a closet. 634 00:45:30,668 --> 00:45:32,461 what is there - Biscuits. 635 00:45:32,587 --> 00:45:34,629 Red biscuit, black biscuit. 636 00:45:34,755 --> 00:45:36,358 Nothing else matters. - Do you just think about it? 637 00:45:36,382 --> 00:45:38,467 Yes, yes! Cookies. 638 00:45:40,720 --> 00:45:44,348 Well done, Dennis, be a rational being. 639 00:45:44,474 --> 00:45:46,350 I can't concentrate on anything 640 00:45:46,476 --> 00:45:47,768 until I have had a biscuit. 641 00:45:47,894 --> 00:45:49,413 I know it's messed up but that's how it is. 642 00:45:49,437 --> 00:45:50,730 I'm probably addicted to it. 643 00:45:50,856 --> 00:45:52,439 So just give me one cookie, 644 00:45:52,566 --> 00:45:55,485 then i can think about something else. 645 00:45:55,611 --> 00:45:57,612 It seems logical. 646 00:45:57,738 --> 00:45:58,904 He gets the cookie! He picks it up! This is it! Yes! 647 00:45:58,905 --> 00:46:01,115 He gets the cookie! He fetches^it! This is it! Yes! 648 00:46:03,118 --> 00:46:04,994 He has it. 649 00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:08,539 He has it. He's going to throw one. Be prepared. Here it comes. 650 00:46:12,044 --> 00:46:15,046 It must be terrible to be a dog 651 00:46:15,172 --> 00:46:16,933 I didn't know you had so many desires. 652 00:46:17,008 --> 00:46:18,549 This is nothing worse but you and the bitch 653 00:46:18,675 --> 00:46:19,509 Which bitch? 654 00:46:19,635 --> 00:46:21,803 The bitches you were messing with last night. 655 00:46:21,929 --> 00:46:25,807 Almighty. She is not a bitch. She is a nice, human woman. 656 00:46:25,933 --> 00:46:27,694 And we weren't just messing around. - Exactly. 657 00:46:27,769 --> 00:46:29,936 I'd be willing to mess around on your foot now. 658 00:46:30,062 --> 00:46:32,773 A little foot dance, eh? Just above the sock. 659 00:46:32,899 --> 00:46:34,232 what do you say Do it, Dad. 660 00:46:34,358 --> 00:46:37,486 I thought I had changed you in a reasoning being. 661 00:46:37,612 --> 00:46:39,946 A rational being still have desires. 662 00:46:40,072 --> 00:46:41,865 We can fix it right away. 663 00:46:41,991 --> 00:46:45,202 No. No, no, don't take my desires from me. 664 00:46:45,328 --> 00:46:46,453 Why not? 665 00:46:46,579 --> 00:46:50,124 They make life worth living to live it. Biscuits, mating. 666 00:46:50,250 --> 00:46:52,543 I also do not like this dialogue. 667 00:46:52,669 --> 00:46:55,462 But I worship you, master. I love you so much. 668 00:46:55,588 --> 00:46:57,108 I can't bear to disappoint you. - I know that. 669 00:46:57,132 --> 00:46:59,591 My world is falling apart when you scold me 670 00:46:59,718 --> 00:47:01,278 Maybe it was better when you didn't speak. 671 00:47:01,303 --> 00:47:03,137 No, don't take away my ability to speak 672 00:47:03,263 --> 00:47:04,383 when I can think logically. 673 00:47:04,472 --> 00:47:06,683 That would be very cruel. 674 00:47:06,809 --> 00:47:08,537 I heard the doorbell. Someone is at the door. 675 00:47:08,561 --> 00:47:10,705 The doorbell! There she calls again. - Dennis, good dog. 676 00:47:10,729 --> 00:47:11,771 The bell! - Dennis. 677 00:47:11,897 --> 00:47:12,897 Someone. Keep quiet. 678 00:47:13,023 --> 00:47:15,107 There she is again. There is someone at the door. 679 00:47:15,233 --> 00:47:16,795 Oh, no, I have again did something wrong? 680 00:47:16,819 --> 00:47:19,404 No, just keep quiet. do you understand me 681 00:47:20,156 --> 00:47:23,700 Yes. All for you to quit to be angry with me 682 00:47:23,826 --> 00:47:25,702 The bell! There she is again! 683 00:47:25,828 --> 00:47:27,787 Listen, Dennis. Hear, hear. 684 00:47:27,913 --> 00:47:30,958 Keep quiet. It is an order. - Exactly. 685 00:47:31,084 --> 00:47:34,795 Quiet. I like to obey orders, especially yours. 686 00:47:34,921 --> 00:47:37,923 good Shut up then. 687 00:47:38,049 --> 00:47:41,176 Exactly. Shut up. Yes, exactly. 688 00:47:43,763 --> 00:47:45,097 A good boy. 689 00:47:49,978 --> 00:47:52,646 God, I made her do it. 690 00:47:52,772 --> 00:47:54,398 I let her do it. 691 00:47:54,524 --> 00:47:56,525 Good and well. 692 00:47:56,651 --> 00:47:58,736 Hello. - Hello. 693 00:47:58,862 --> 00:48:01,364 can i come in - Yes. Yes, of course. 694 00:48:03,825 --> 00:48:06,619 Look, about last night... 695 00:48:06,745 --> 00:48:08,371 Yes. - Is this a bad time? 696 00:48:08,497 --> 00:48:09,956 No, no. No, no. 697 00:48:10,082 --> 00:48:12,000 Nice. I just don't want to that you think 698 00:48:12,126 --> 00:48:15,920 that I do it to do so fixed 699 00:48:16,046 --> 00:48:18,047 because i don't. 700 00:48:19,133 --> 00:48:21,094 I was slightly drunk. - Yes, I mean, of course. 701 00:48:21,218 --> 00:48:23,177 Otherwise we probably wouldn't have done this with... 702 00:48:23,303 --> 00:48:25,680 No, I don't mean that. I like you well. 703 00:48:25,806 --> 00:48:28,767 I have always enjoyed it to chat with you 704 00:48:28,893 --> 00:48:33,355 I just probably wouldn't have jumped like you if I hadn't been... 705 00:48:33,606 --> 00:48:35,315 Right on the head. 706 00:48:35,441 --> 00:48:37,484 Really. - Yes, okay. 707 00:48:37,610 --> 00:48:39,778 Let's just forget about it. This never happened. 708 00:48:39,904 --> 00:48:41,305 No, I'm not saying that, Neil. 709 00:48:42,532 --> 00:48:44,825 What did you want then? 710 00:48:44,951 --> 00:48:46,493 Keep it up, Neil. 711 00:48:46,619 --> 00:48:49,413 This is Dennis. 712 00:48:49,539 --> 00:48:51,498 Dennis? - Yes. 713 00:48:51,667 --> 00:48:55,044 He is a piper. I'm in trouble with my water flow. 714 00:48:55,170 --> 00:48:57,254 The water pipes. - Go ahead, Neil. 715 00:48:58,465 --> 00:49:01,341 Best to let him get the rust remover. It is a special tongs that pipers use. 716 00:49:04,805 --> 00:49:06,639 I told you to shut up. - I'm sorry. 717 00:49:06,765 --> 00:49:08,558 I'm sorry. I am very sorry for this. 718 00:49:08,684 --> 00:49:10,226 You are supposed to be a rational being. 719 00:49:10,311 --> 00:49:11,644 I'm sorry. Don't talk to me. 720 00:49:11,770 --> 00:49:13,813 I'd like to have a good time on your foot. 721 00:49:13,939 --> 00:49:16,899 This is not a good time. Maybe later if you are set. 722 00:49:19,153 --> 00:49:22,613 Couldn't find the rust loader so it just used regular pipe wrenches. 723 00:49:22,739 --> 00:49:25,491 I love you, Neil! - Shut up, Dennis! 724 00:49:26,577 --> 00:49:28,536 Is not strange to shout at the piper like that? 725 00:49:28,663 --> 00:49:31,998 The thing is, he's my brother. The piper is my brother. 726 00:49:32,416 --> 00:49:33,834 Say you love me, Neil. 727 00:49:34,669 --> 00:49:37,546 And we are very close. - God, Rosie was right. 728 00:49:37,672 --> 00:49:40,924 Rosie? - Can I roll on your leg? 729 00:49:41,050 --> 00:49:44,261 My lord, Neil. How could you do this? The morning after! 730 00:49:44,387 --> 00:49:45,596 What? i... 731 00:49:45,722 --> 00:49:48,474 Why do I always end up with the nastiness? 732 00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:50,119 I'm not disgusted. - It was a cat, Neil! 733 00:49:50,143 --> 00:49:52,394 Neil! Listen, cat! 734 00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:54,771 Get out of my garden! This is a red bump! 735 00:49:56,566 --> 00:49:59,235 Dennis, be a dumb creature again for five minutes. 736 00:50:01,905 --> 00:50:04,573 So she thinks I'm gay. 737 00:50:04,742 --> 00:50:06,325 How about that? 738 00:50:06,451 --> 00:50:10,204 That means she won't want to marry me or have children with me. 739 00:50:11,123 --> 00:50:13,040 Bingo. Problem solved. 740 00:50:13,938 --> 00:50:15,857 Thanks Dennis. 741 00:50:21,675 --> 00:50:23,676 Catherine! 742 00:50:26,430 --> 00:50:27,555 Catherine! 743 00:50:31,102 --> 00:50:33,103 I catch the bus. 744 00:50:36,482 --> 00:50:39,109 I don't mean on the bus. I mean inside him. 745 00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:44,197 Not in the machine. In the cabin. 746 00:50:44,198 --> 00:50:45,439 Not in the machine. In the cabin. 747 00:50:50,747 --> 00:50:53,081 Listen. 748 00:50:53,207 --> 00:50:54,542 Catherine! 749 00:51:04,136 --> 00:51:05,511 Catherine! 750 00:51:06,888 --> 00:51:08,139 Catherine! 751 00:51:09,892 --> 00:51:11,851 Ray. - You must stop Miss Pringle. 752 00:51:11,977 --> 00:51:14,771 She has set up a shrine throughout the school. 753 00:51:14,897 --> 00:51:16,166 There's even a homepage. 754 00:51:16,190 --> 00:51:17,649 You wanted her to worship you. 755 00:51:17,775 --> 00:51:19,901 Not like this. - I don't have time for this. 756 00:51:20,027 --> 00:51:21,485 Wait. Have you lost any power? 757 00:51:21,612 --> 00:51:23,279 No, I haven't lost my power. 758 00:51:23,405 --> 00:51:24,758 Sure, sure. - I haven't lost my power. 759 00:51:24,782 --> 00:51:26,783 Do this. - Ray, turn into a duck. 760 00:51:29,537 --> 00:51:30,995 Ray, stop it. 761 00:51:31,121 --> 00:51:34,082 Stop it, Ray. Ray, turn into a sausage. 762 00:51:35,251 --> 00:51:36,931 I haven't lost my power, Ray. This is... 763 00:51:37,044 --> 00:51:39,045 Where is he, Neil? 764 00:51:40,548 --> 00:51:42,507 This is his car. 765 00:51:42,633 --> 00:51:45,219 Look, Ray's car. 766 00:51:45,345 --> 00:51:48,180 Ray's car. 767 00:51:49,140 --> 00:51:50,891 can we talk 768 00:51:51,017 --> 00:51:53,102 No. - But I love you. 769 00:51:53,228 --> 00:51:55,229 You seem to love Dennis too. 770 00:51:55,355 --> 00:51:57,898 Did you get this from here? - No, I have this one. 771 00:51:58,024 --> 00:51:58,899 You? - Yes. 772 00:51:59,025 --> 00:52:01,276 You have this wrong with Dennis. 773 00:52:01,402 --> 00:52:02,945 I have nothing against Dennis. 774 00:52:03,071 --> 00:52:05,573 You love him, he loves you. I congratulate you both. 775 00:52:05,699 --> 00:52:07,074 But don't get me involved. 776 00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:09,369 No, it's a bit I need to tell you about Dennis. 777 00:52:09,495 --> 00:52:11,013 You have to pay for it before you have touched her. 778 00:52:11,037 --> 00:52:12,872 I have her. - No. 779 00:52:12,998 --> 00:52:14,832 I heard what you said. 780 00:52:14,958 --> 00:52:16,728 There is one thing about Dennis which you do not know. 781 00:52:16,752 --> 00:52:18,962 He is not a man. - I don't want to hear this. 782 00:52:19,088 --> 00:52:21,506 I know, but I'm saying that he is not a man. 783 00:52:21,632 --> 00:52:23,674 Punisher! - Your pear! 784 00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:25,301 come here and steals from us? 785 00:52:25,427 --> 00:52:26,864 I said it was not your sausage. 786 00:52:26,888 --> 00:52:28,221 This is my sausage. - Stop. 787 00:52:28,347 --> 00:52:30,473 Return her. Let go! - Take care. 788 00:52:30,599 --> 00:52:33,059 Pay me 80 pence. - Then it. 789 00:52:34,646 --> 00:52:36,813 I'll pick up your rest. - No, leave it. 790 00:52:36,939 --> 00:52:38,540 No, because it's £4.20. - Own him. 791 00:52:38,608 --> 00:52:40,901 That's too much for a tip. - Keep it as you wish. 792 00:52:41,027 --> 00:52:43,820 I would have thought so too. my lord 793 00:52:46,783 --> 00:52:48,742 Sausage, turn into Ray. 794 00:52:48,868 --> 00:52:50,869 Almighty, Neil. 795 00:52:50,995 --> 00:52:53,455 Do you know what a sausage is defenseless? 796 00:52:53,581 --> 00:52:55,582 There he is! 797 00:52:56,209 --> 00:52:57,960 I'm gone 798 00:52:58,086 --> 00:53:00,337 Leave me alone, you bastards! 799 00:53:00,463 --> 00:53:01,755 Do so well. 800 00:53:01,882 --> 00:53:03,883 You must have been hungry. 801 00:53:06,178 --> 00:53:09,806 It's obvious he can't to make a good impression. 802 00:53:09,932 --> 00:53:13,601 So we just can't proceed with the destruction? 803 00:53:13,727 --> 00:53:16,062 Because there are rules, Maureen. 804 00:53:16,188 --> 00:53:17,709 We have to follow the rules. 805 00:53:17,815 --> 00:53:19,148 Rules don't hold you back 806 00:53:19,274 --> 00:53:22,444 from devouring resident G4378, Janet. 807 00:53:22,570 --> 00:53:23,695 They were delicious. 808 00:53:23,821 --> 00:53:25,822 Very crunchy, reminds me. 809 00:53:30,494 --> 00:53:32,912 Unexpected! - Almighty! No! 810 00:53:33,039 --> 00:53:35,165 Wait. Wait, Catherine! 811 00:53:35,291 --> 00:53:37,292 You're crazy, you know that? 812 00:53:38,294 --> 00:53:40,003 Madly in love, baby. 813 00:53:40,129 --> 00:53:42,005 Get out of my apartment, Grant. 814 00:53:42,131 --> 00:53:43,611 I can't because you locked the door. 815 00:53:43,717 --> 00:53:45,843 Then exit the same way and you entered. 816 00:53:45,969 --> 00:53:48,721 Baby, don't act like that. It is not beautifully done! 817 00:53:48,847 --> 00:53:52,265 Get out, Grant. I never want to see you again. 818 00:53:52,391 --> 00:53:55,185 Get out of my life. Get out! 819 00:53:56,020 --> 00:53:57,896 Now, open the door. 820 00:53:58,022 --> 00:54:01,108 Sorry. Sorry for the noise. 821 00:54:01,235 --> 00:54:03,236 He wasn't barking though. 822 00:54:03,362 --> 00:54:05,238 Bite yourself. Not you. 823 00:54:05,364 --> 00:54:07,906 Walk out the front door and then sneak in behind. 824 00:54:08,033 --> 00:54:09,075 Then come up to me. 825 00:54:09,201 --> 00:54:11,327 I won't try anything. - Let the love shine through. 826 00:54:11,453 --> 00:54:15,331 You can then avoid him and I prepare dinner for you. 827 00:54:15,457 --> 00:54:17,541 I hate doors! - Then it. But invite Dennis. 828 00:54:17,667 --> 00:54:19,395 We act like adults. - Catherine? 829 00:54:19,419 --> 00:54:21,212 All right. - Catherine, come here. 830 00:54:21,338 --> 00:54:22,672 I'm going! 831 00:54:22,798 --> 00:54:24,716 Well then. I'm coming! 832 00:54:24,842 --> 00:54:26,843 Hang in there. wait for me 833 00:54:28,763 --> 00:54:30,304 She's coming to dinner! 834 00:54:30,431 --> 00:54:33,308 This episode explores dreamy dogs. 835 00:54:33,434 --> 00:54:35,727 Hey! He was about to start. 836 00:54:35,853 --> 00:54:37,729 She is coming for dinner. 837 00:54:38,689 --> 00:54:40,315 Catherine. 838 00:54:40,441 --> 00:54:41,525 Now, bitch. 839 00:54:41,651 --> 00:54:43,693 Don't call her that. 840 00:54:43,819 --> 00:54:45,570 I don't want to either that you say anything. 841 00:54:45,696 --> 00:54:47,739 Just act like you is an ignorant animal. 842 00:54:47,865 --> 00:54:49,491 I? Ignorant animal? 843 00:54:49,617 --> 00:54:51,535 yes you can pretend isn't it? 844 00:54:51,661 --> 00:54:53,120 It's called playing. 845 00:54:53,246 --> 00:54:55,706 You mean like already my stomach is tickled? 846 00:54:55,832 --> 00:54:58,668 You enjoy having your stomach tickled. - No. 847 00:54:58,794 --> 00:55:00,628 What then? - It's a simulation. 848 00:55:00,754 --> 00:55:03,297 All dogs do. - Why? 849 00:55:03,423 --> 00:55:06,050 That's what people want tickle the bellies of dogs? 850 00:55:06,176 --> 00:55:09,094 Because they enjoy it to tickle the stomach. 851 00:55:09,220 --> 00:55:12,640 Dogs pretend to like it because they know that people like to do that. 852 00:55:14,851 --> 00:55:17,687 Just pretend you are an ordinary dog. 853 00:55:17,813 --> 00:55:20,481 May I not contribute a little? in the dialogue? 854 00:55:20,607 --> 00:55:23,985 No. - It's brutal. 855 00:55:25,612 --> 00:55:26,696 Someone at the door! Listen! 856 00:55:26,823 --> 00:55:28,739 It's the bell! It's the bell! 857 00:55:28,866 --> 00:55:31,659 I know it's the bell, Dennis. - Exactly. Excuse me. 858 00:55:31,786 --> 00:55:33,411 If there is another bofs from you 859 00:55:33,537 --> 00:55:35,622 the turtleneck goes back on you. 860 00:55:35,748 --> 00:55:38,875 Exactly, exactly. Excuse me, excuse me. 861 00:55:39,001 --> 00:55:40,418 Bark. 862 00:55:41,337 --> 00:55:42,337 Wow. 863 00:55:42,464 --> 00:55:44,465 Do it properly. 864 00:55:46,092 --> 00:55:47,759 Yes, good. Thanks for that. 865 00:55:47,885 --> 00:55:49,052 Understood. 866 00:55:50,847 --> 00:55:51,847 Hello. - Is he gone? 867 00:55:51,973 --> 00:55:54,475 No, I don't think so. 868 00:55:54,601 --> 00:55:55,892 Dennis, down. 869 00:55:56,019 --> 00:55:58,645 Did you name him after the piper? 870 00:56:02,692 --> 00:56:04,193 Want to get your belly tickled? 871 00:56:05,445 --> 00:56:07,446 Why do dogs like it so much? 872 00:56:09,491 --> 00:56:11,492 I don't know. 873 00:56:15,789 --> 00:56:18,583 So the manufacturer promises to bring me out of the open office space 874 00:56:18,709 --> 00:56:21,210 and let me have a desk with a view but he won't. 875 00:56:21,337 --> 00:56:24,297 He's just trying to get me in the house. 876 00:56:27,260 --> 00:56:29,594 What did you want to tell me? 877 00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:31,929 Taste this first. 878 00:56:47,113 --> 00:56:49,114 This is amazing. 879 00:56:50,659 --> 00:56:53,994 This is the most wonderful thing that I have tasted in my life. 880 00:56:58,124 --> 00:57:00,501 I didn't know you were such a fabulous cook. 881 00:57:01,503 --> 00:57:05,798 This is not like anything I do have tasted what is this 882 00:57:05,924 --> 00:57:08,759 I just said: Leave the soup will be the most magnificent 883 00:57:08,885 --> 00:57:12,221 which Catherine has tasted, unlike anything she has tasted before. 884 00:57:12,347 --> 00:57:14,807 And she is. 885 00:57:14,934 --> 00:57:16,725 Really? - Really. 886 00:57:18,813 --> 00:57:21,022 I can make things happen. 887 00:57:22,066 --> 00:57:25,694 Whatever. I was trying to tell you this morning. 888 00:57:25,820 --> 00:57:28,006 I wasn't talking to a gay piper I live with. 889 00:57:28,030 --> 00:57:30,532 I was talking to Dennis. 890 00:57:30,658 --> 00:57:32,826 The dog? - Dennis the dog. 891 00:57:33,911 --> 00:57:35,078 Who answered you? 892 00:57:36,205 --> 00:57:38,498 Yes, because I made him talk. 893 00:57:41,001 --> 00:57:42,794 With my might. 894 00:57:44,255 --> 00:57:46,840 Special might? 895 00:57:46,966 --> 00:57:48,883 Want a bigger desk? Done and done. 896 00:57:49,010 --> 00:57:51,303 Want a great view? Done and done. 897 00:57:53,807 --> 00:57:56,976 Neil, how long have you had? this special power? 898 00:57:57,102 --> 00:57:59,311 He came very suddenly. 899 00:57:59,688 --> 00:58:01,728 Very suddenly. - Yes, I was run down on the bike. 900 00:58:03,399 --> 00:58:06,110 ask me to do something whatever, you know... 901 00:58:06,236 --> 00:58:08,070 Listen, Neil, this 902 00:58:08,196 --> 00:58:11,782 You can get help with this. - You bastard! 903 00:58:12,618 --> 00:58:15,620 The money, Grant! - I'm gone! 904 00:58:15,746 --> 00:58:16,954 So there is no one else? 905 00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:19,457 who is this - Didn't she tell you? 906 00:58:19,583 --> 00:58:22,377 I am her fiancé. - You're not my fiance, Grant. 907 00:58:22,503 --> 00:58:24,606 Well? And you weren't now to cuddle with this lack of humanity? 908 00:58:24,630 --> 00:58:26,256 Stop this. 909 00:58:26,382 --> 00:58:28,318 Know what you would last long on the battlefield, huh? 910 00:58:28,342 --> 00:58:30,510 I'm sorry, Neil. - That's how long. 911 00:58:30,636 --> 00:58:33,179 I warn you. - Are you warning me? 912 00:58:33,305 --> 00:58:34,681 Yes, I warn you. 913 00:58:34,807 --> 00:58:36,349 What fellow is this? 914 00:58:36,475 --> 00:58:38,143 Fuck this one, dude. - Grant! 915 00:58:38,269 --> 00:58:41,855 I just need to do this and say what? 916 00:58:41,981 --> 00:58:44,775 Where did you find this mess? - Put her away, Grant. 917 00:58:44,901 --> 00:58:47,318 what can i say Grant, turn into an elf? 918 00:58:47,445 --> 00:58:49,571 It's Grant, not Grant. 919 00:58:49,697 --> 00:58:51,378 Stop this. - And you're the damn elf. 920 00:58:51,408 --> 00:58:53,088 what about grant go back to your home? 921 00:58:53,201 --> 00:58:55,577 It's Grant. - How about, kiss my ass, Grant? 922 00:58:55,703 --> 00:58:57,829 No, Neil. He is quick-witted. 923 00:58:57,955 --> 00:59:01,500 How about you say: Grant, don't shoot me in the head? 924 00:59:01,626 --> 00:59:02,668 Stop this. 925 00:59:02,794 --> 00:59:05,587 I prefer: Let all the balls bounce off me. 926 00:59:05,713 --> 00:59:09,591 Well, shoot me. - Almighty, you are both crazy. 927 00:59:09,717 --> 00:59:11,343 He doesn't dare. - Neil, I'm begging you. 928 00:59:11,469 --> 00:59:13,763 Go ahead, pull the trigger. What's wrong, Grant? 929 00:59:13,889 --> 00:59:15,389 Shut up. - Do it, shoot me. 930 00:59:15,515 --> 00:59:16,974 Neil, he does. - No. 931 00:59:17,100 --> 00:59:18,935 Sure. - No, you don't. 932 00:59:19,061 --> 00:59:20,728 Grant, drop the gun. 933 00:59:20,854 --> 00:59:22,480 you little bastard' 934 00:59:24,316 --> 00:59:26,628 You are idiots, both of you. - I wouldn't do this. 935 00:59:26,652 --> 00:59:29,362 I would not do this. God, I hate the English. 936 00:59:34,034 --> 00:59:36,911 Have Grant break his arm if he tries to strangle me. 937 00:59:37,038 --> 00:59:38,788 Shut up. It's Grant. 938 00:59:41,042 --> 00:59:43,836 Help! Help! Help! - Who the hell was that? 939 00:59:43,962 --> 00:59:45,963 This is Dennis. 940 00:59:50,218 --> 00:59:51,509 It's just a dog. 941 00:59:51,636 --> 00:59:53,637 English auli. 942 00:59:57,559 --> 00:59:59,393 what happened - Yes. 943 00:59:59,519 --> 01:00:02,187 Do you want me to fix this? 944 01:00:02,314 --> 01:00:04,523 This is painful. - Grant's arm healed. 945 01:00:07,361 --> 01:00:10,488 Listen. Hear me now. what is this 946 01:00:10,614 --> 01:00:13,032 Grant will be stuck to the ceiling. 947 01:00:13,158 --> 01:00:16,035 The money! - Grant will be pinned to the wall. 948 01:00:17,121 --> 01:00:18,704 Wait. Let's discuss the issues. 949 01:00:18,831 --> 01:00:20,832 Grant will be buried upside down in the flower pot. 950 01:00:20,958 --> 01:00:22,541 What do you mean, potted plant? 951 01:00:25,420 --> 01:00:27,171 Grant was standing in front of me. 952 01:00:32,427 --> 01:00:35,263 Yes. you want to be nice to me Grant. Do you understand that? 953 01:00:35,390 --> 01:00:37,391 Maybe I can help you. - You? 954 01:00:38,809 --> 01:00:42,229 I could make your life hell or i could say: 955 01:00:42,355 --> 01:00:44,148 Grant keeps $1 million. 956 01:00:49,570 --> 01:00:50,570 Oh, yes! 957 01:00:50,696 --> 01:00:54,241 Or I could say: A million dollars away. 958 01:00:54,367 --> 01:00:56,660 Don't act like that! 959 01:00:56,786 --> 01:01:00,539 I can do anything. I just have to wave my hand. 960 01:01:00,665 --> 01:01:02,582 Need to wave your hand? 961 01:01:02,709 --> 01:01:04,627 Yes. - Isn't he great? 962 01:01:04,753 --> 01:01:06,546 i love you I love you so much. 963 01:01:06,672 --> 01:01:09,298 Dennis, don't worry about it. - But you're great, Neil. 964 01:01:09,424 --> 01:01:11,341 You can do anything. - Dennis, shut up. 965 01:01:11,468 --> 01:01:12,718 Master! 966 01:01:12,844 --> 01:01:14,429 Neil! 967 01:01:21,395 --> 01:01:23,604 Hello Have you made up your mind? 968 01:01:24,398 --> 01:01:26,232 what about tonight - Good girl. 969 01:01:26,358 --> 01:01:27,817 Eight o'clock at my house. - Yes. 970 01:01:27,944 --> 01:01:29,652 I choose either way always the wrong fellow. 971 01:01:29,778 --> 01:01:32,823 And I got you a new desk. 972 01:02:10,653 --> 01:02:13,364 It was a lot. 973 01:02:13,490 --> 01:02:14,490 Now notice. 974 01:02:14,616 --> 01:02:15,950 When I take the reel out of you 975 01:02:16,076 --> 01:02:19,411 you only say what it says on the paper over there, do you understand? 976 01:02:19,538 --> 01:02:23,666 As soon as you say a word which is not on the paper 977 01:02:23,792 --> 01:02:25,209 i kill the dog 978 01:02:25,335 --> 01:02:27,754 Don't let him shoot me, Neil. - Do you understand? 979 01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:29,881 Nod if you understand. 980 01:02:31,467 --> 01:02:34,051 Good and well. 981 01:02:34,178 --> 01:02:35,720 I'm taking the ball off you now. 982 01:02:35,846 --> 01:02:40,725 Remember, one wrong word and the dog dies. 983 01:02:44,313 --> 01:02:46,815 Well, read on. 984 01:02:46,941 --> 01:02:49,026 Item 1. Get started. 985 01:02:49,152 --> 01:02:51,069 Now like this. - Item 1. 986 01:02:51,195 --> 01:02:52,570 All white Englishmen... 987 01:02:52,697 --> 01:02:56,116 near white Englishmen get big ears and fat on your legs? 988 01:02:59,579 --> 01:03:01,038 Now wave your hand. 989 01:03:01,164 --> 01:03:03,624 What? - Wave your hand! 990 01:03:08,004 --> 01:03:10,464 Yes! Yes! This is gorgeous. 991 01:03:20,184 --> 01:03:23,061 Neil! 992 01:03:30,903 --> 01:03:32,278 Neil? 993 01:03:42,039 --> 01:03:43,415 Neil? 994 01:03:52,925 --> 01:03:54,468 You don't worship me, do you? 995 01:03:54,594 --> 01:03:55,802 What then? 996 01:03:55,929 --> 01:03:57,930 Ray. You are Ray. 997 01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:01,851 I can't find Neil. - Isn't he here? 998 01:04:01,977 --> 01:04:03,310 He wasn't at school either. 999 01:04:03,436 --> 01:04:06,597 I left him with a snare, a gun- waving, to my ex-boyfriend. 1000 01:04:07,273 --> 01:04:10,109 Neil has power. - Yes, I know. 1001 01:04:10,235 --> 01:04:14,447 He made Miss Pringle worship me and now she has converted me. 1002 01:04:14,573 --> 01:04:17,450 They think I'm immortal. - And what about that? 1003 01:04:17,576 --> 01:04:20,911 They want me to prove it by rising from the dead. 1004 01:04:22,289 --> 01:04:24,374 We have to find Neil. 1005 01:04:24,500 --> 01:04:26,292 Wait. 1006 01:04:28,295 --> 01:04:30,921 Listen. 1007 01:04:31,048 --> 01:04:33,049 what are you doing 1008 01:04:36,178 --> 01:04:37,303 No. 1009 01:04:37,429 --> 01:04:38,805 Found him. 1010 01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:41,349 where is your car - Why? 1011 01:04:41,475 --> 01:04:42,643 I know where they are. 1012 01:04:44,687 --> 01:04:47,188 He is outside here. We can... 1013 01:04:47,314 --> 01:04:49,775 The money. - Lord. 1014 01:04:49,901 --> 01:04:51,902 Oh, no. Avoid! 1015 01:04:53,029 --> 01:04:54,821 Catch him! Lord! 1016 01:04:58,868 --> 01:05:01,953 This is going great. well, keep going Number three. Fast. 1017 01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:03,955 Then that. 1018 01:05:04,082 --> 01:05:08,502 Three: All British constables are in pink uniforms. 1019 01:05:09,379 --> 01:05:11,130 My favorite. 1020 01:05:14,927 --> 01:05:17,386 No! Come to us! 1021 01:05:18,722 --> 01:05:21,140 Ray! Ray! 1022 01:05:26,480 --> 01:05:28,230 What is there to be? 1023 01:05:42,580 --> 01:05:43,788 He is there! 1024 01:06:18,450 --> 01:06:21,785 Gorgeous. I don't believe this. Well, the next one. Now go on, read. 1025 01:06:22,746 --> 01:06:26,082 Leave all traffic lights always be green. 1026 01:06:26,208 --> 01:06:29,127 Don't act like that. It is... - Hear me. 1027 01:06:29,419 --> 01:06:32,255 Listen. Huh? Do it. 1028 01:06:36,385 --> 01:06:37,218 Wait. Now listen. 1029 01:06:37,219 --> 01:06:38,219 duh. Now listen. 1030 01:06:54,487 --> 01:06:56,196 Grant, are you in there? 1031 01:06:56,322 --> 01:07:00,784 Skip to the last one. Fast. Go to the last one. 1032 01:07:00,911 --> 01:07:04,329 Go to the last one. There. Hurry up. 1033 01:07:04,455 --> 01:07:05,455 Read it. - Then it. 1034 01:07:05,581 --> 01:07:08,959 Episode 417 Catherine West... 1035 01:07:09,085 --> 01:07:09,501 Go ahead. - Then it. 1036 01:07:09,502 --> 01:07:10,210 Go ahead. - Then it. 1037 01:07:10,420 --> 01:07:12,630 Let them go, Grant. 1038 01:07:12,839 --> 01:07:14,507 Why should I do it? Go ahead, Neil. 1039 01:07:14,633 --> 01:07:16,967 Read the last item. 1040 01:07:16,968 --> 01:07:20,888 Item 417, Catherine West is overwhelmed and deeply in love 1041 01:07:21,014 --> 01:07:22,723 by Colonel Grant Kotchev 1042 01:07:22,849 --> 01:07:25,685 and jumped on him like a tigress in search of sex. 1043 01:07:27,854 --> 01:07:29,772 You bastard. 1044 01:07:29,898 --> 01:07:31,983 Now like this. Wave your hand. Fast. 1045 01:07:32,276 --> 01:07:34,069 Neil, no. - Otherwise the dog dies. 1046 01:07:34,195 --> 01:07:37,530 Don't let him shoot me, Neil. - Wave your goddamn hand! 1047 01:07:37,614 --> 01:07:40,116 But I don't want to love him. I don't want to go near him. 1048 01:07:40,242 --> 01:07:41,284 I don't want to die. 1049 01:07:45,623 --> 01:07:48,499 Grant, I love you. 1050 01:07:48,626 --> 01:07:50,961 I'm begging you, let's have sex now. 1051 01:07:55,342 --> 01:07:57,801 Dennis, be free. - I'm free! 1052 01:07:57,927 --> 01:08:01,180 I beg you. - No. get off me 1053 01:08:01,306 --> 01:08:02,700 Grant will be a corgi dog. - What then? 1054 01:08:02,724 --> 01:08:05,142 The money. - Do it, Grant. 1055 01:08:06,018 --> 01:08:08,187 Do it. Do it. 1056 01:08:08,355 --> 01:08:09,563 I break free. 1057 01:08:12,150 --> 01:08:13,150 Master. - Yes. 1058 01:08:13,235 --> 01:08:15,152 You saved me rather than the bitch. 1059 01:08:15,278 --> 01:08:16,278 Yeah, don't call her that. 1060 01:08:16,404 --> 01:08:19,073 Catherine will be normal again and not in love with Grant. 1061 01:08:22,452 --> 01:08:24,787 And all of Grant's wishes came undone. 1062 01:08:29,835 --> 01:08:31,836 Ray! - The money, no. Leave me alone! 1063 01:08:31,962 --> 01:08:36,215 Neil, stop them! -Lord, show us how to conquer death. 1064 01:08:36,342 --> 01:08:39,010 Dorothy Pringle, think of Ray the same way you did before. 1065 01:08:41,930 --> 01:08:45,558 Who the hell, Ray? - This has nothing to do with me. 1066 01:08:45,684 --> 01:08:48,561 Go away, you abomination! 1067 01:08:48,687 --> 01:08:50,688 Everyone else, forget Ray. 1068 01:08:53,401 --> 01:08:56,319 Thanks Neil. Thank you very much. 1069 01:08:59,616 --> 01:09:02,159 Ray, will you drive me home? - Of course. 1070 01:09:04,621 --> 01:09:06,622 I'm sorry for this. 1071 01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:12,836 Do you have something to say? 1072 01:09:12,962 --> 01:09:14,588 Pathetic. 1073 01:09:14,714 --> 01:09:17,466 He has no understanding for better or for worse. 1074 01:09:17,592 --> 01:09:20,094 The dogs seem to be nice. 1075 01:09:20,220 --> 01:09:23,556 Yes, the dogs are nice. Those are the people I can't stand. 1076 01:09:47,707 --> 01:09:49,708 Hi. Hello, Catherine. 1077 01:09:49,834 --> 01:09:53,420 Sorry about that there that night. It was... Can I cook you dinner? 1078 01:09:53,546 --> 01:09:55,922 No thanks, Neil. - I'm roasting a whole pig. 1079 01:09:56,049 --> 01:09:57,966 No. - What's wrong? 1080 01:09:58,093 --> 01:10:00,510 Is this because I let you jump on Grant? 1081 01:10:00,636 --> 01:10:02,930 No. You did what you had to do. 1082 01:10:03,056 --> 01:10:04,764 It worked. Forgotten. 1083 01:10:04,891 --> 01:10:06,851 What is it then? 1084 01:10:06,977 --> 01:10:09,537 You know how that feels to be at the mercy of someone else? 1085 01:10:09,562 --> 01:10:11,605 Not having an independent will? 1086 01:10:11,732 --> 01:10:15,610 I thought I had let you love me 1087 01:10:15,736 --> 01:10:18,654 What then? - You know, with my power. 1088 01:10:19,990 --> 01:10:21,991 my god 1089 01:10:22,951 --> 01:10:24,952 I came home earlier this evening because I wanted to 1090 01:10:25,078 --> 01:10:26,829 or did you make me do it? 1091 01:10:26,955 --> 01:10:29,396 Have I always lived against you or have you rearranged the items? 1092 01:10:30,626 --> 01:10:33,294 I will never know. - I love you. 1093 01:10:33,420 --> 01:10:35,898 How can any woman love a man who can make her do whatever he wants, 1094 01:10:35,922 --> 01:10:39,134 anytime, every day forever? 1095 01:10:39,260 --> 01:10:43,764 Sorry, Neil, I could never love you. Never ever. 1096 01:10:43,890 --> 01:10:45,140 Catherine... 1097 01:10:51,313 --> 01:10:54,858 Sharon, Sharon, terrible news. 1098 01:10:54,984 --> 01:10:56,379 These certainly are serious news. 1099 01:10:56,403 --> 01:10:58,069 It looks like that the Health Hole 1100 01:10:58,195 --> 01:11:02,157 was disturbing our translation tool. 1101 01:11:02,284 --> 01:11:03,742 What did he do, Sharon? 1102 01:11:03,868 --> 01:11:06,245 I'm afraid, Janet, that we have called ourselves 1103 01:11:06,371 --> 01:11:10,082 silly sounding world population names. 1104 01:11:10,917 --> 01:11:12,834 Female names for grace. 1105 01:11:12,961 --> 01:11:15,545 It looks like Sharon is a special favorite 1106 01:11:15,672 --> 01:11:19,715 among the female inhabitants of the earth from Australia. 1107 01:11:19,843 --> 01:11:22,011 What a jerk. - Sharon... 1108 01:11:22,137 --> 01:11:25,514 I mean, what should we call you? 1109 01:11:25,641 --> 01:11:29,561 Call me the Dark Messenger of Death. 1110 01:11:29,687 --> 01:11:31,938 Yes, Death Dealer. 1111 01:11:34,399 --> 01:11:36,108 Great waffles, master. 1112 01:11:36,234 --> 01:11:37,860 Who cares about waffles? 1113 01:11:37,986 --> 01:11:42,656 Catherine hates me. Ray hates me. Everyone hates me. 1114 01:11:42,783 --> 01:11:45,243 I don't hate you and I don't mind waffles. 1115 01:11:45,369 --> 01:11:47,809 I think they think they are even better but the biscuit, also the red biscuit. 1116 01:11:47,912 --> 01:11:51,249 You know what the worst is, Dennis? This is all my fault. 1117 01:11:51,375 --> 01:11:55,211 I only thought of myself, about what i could get. 1118 01:11:55,338 --> 01:11:57,254 But still, with this power, 1119 01:11:57,381 --> 01:12:00,217 I could have solved all the problems in the world. 1120 01:12:00,342 --> 01:12:03,155 I could have made people happy. - You couldn't make Catherine happy. 1121 01:12:03,179 --> 01:12:06,890 Yes, because I wanted her to love me. I was selfish. 1122 01:12:08,142 --> 01:12:10,561 Take for example world hunger. 1123 01:12:10,687 --> 01:12:14,021 Let everyone in the world have as much food as they want. 1124 01:12:16,860 --> 01:12:18,652 Take homelessness as an example. 1125 01:12:18,778 --> 01:12:20,904 Let everyone in the world have somewhere to live. 1126 01:12:21,030 --> 01:12:23,241 no no no no live in their dream house. 1127 01:12:23,366 --> 01:12:27,203 And war, senseless war, the attitude for all time. 1128 01:12:27,329 --> 01:12:30,789 Don't be a reason for anyone to go to war with others any longer. 1129 01:12:30,916 --> 01:12:34,418 Hooray! - And reverse global warming. 1130 01:12:36,046 --> 01:12:38,047 Has it happened? 1131 01:12:42,011 --> 01:12:43,803 The last nation to exist to succumb 1132 01:12:43,929 --> 01:12:47,264 for the sudden, mysterious exponential growth in world food supplies 1133 01:12:47,391 --> 01:12:48,517 is china, 1134 01:12:48,643 --> 01:12:51,311 where the average weight has become 135 kilos and growing. 1135 01:12:51,436 --> 01:12:54,231 A group of school children on a picnic 1136 01:12:54,357 --> 01:12:58,652 cut a mile long section today The Great Wall of China. 1137 01:12:58,778 --> 01:13:00,945 Already homelessness belongs to the past 1138 01:13:01,072 --> 01:13:03,823 is the last uninhabited area in the Sahara desert 1139 01:13:03,950 --> 01:13:07,702 became a closed settlement called Beau Geste Towers. 1140 01:13:07,829 --> 01:13:10,164 Real estate contractors are now flocking to Antarctica. 1141 01:13:10,290 --> 01:13:12,166 I did rid us of war though. 1142 01:13:12,292 --> 01:13:15,419 It was well done. Don't let be no reason to go to war 1143 01:13:15,545 --> 01:13:17,379 with others anymore. 1144 01:13:17,505 --> 01:13:20,174 How could it go wrong? 1145 01:13:20,300 --> 01:13:23,093 For no reason, New Zealand has declared war against Iceland. 1146 01:13:23,219 --> 01:13:24,261 Yes here. Jemin alone. 1147 01:13:24,388 --> 01:13:27,265 Barbados has declared over the war against Somalia. 1148 01:13:27,391 --> 01:13:30,142 And in an unexpected play, the small has island state of St. Kitts and Nevis 1149 01:13:30,269 --> 01:13:32,687 declared war against everyone else in the world. 1150 01:13:32,813 --> 01:13:36,066 Our war correspondent says unable to comment on the matter 1151 01:13:36,192 --> 01:13:38,526 because he is too busy to discuss all the other wars 1152 01:13:38,652 --> 01:13:42,322 which have broken out without any reason. 1153 01:13:42,448 --> 01:13:44,490 Not long ago scientists feared 1154 01:13:44,616 --> 01:13:47,535 the ever-increasing temperature in the world. 1155 01:13:47,661 --> 01:13:48,931 None of them have any explanation... 1156 01:13:48,955 --> 01:13:51,395 my god Global warming. ...on this sudden return 1157 01:13:51,498 --> 01:13:53,458 not only the last Ice Age 1158 01:13:53,585 --> 01:13:59,255 but the frozen Earth as it was half a billion years ago. 1159 01:13:59,382 --> 01:14:01,742 On the other hand, has plans about changing Antarctica 1160 01:14:01,843 --> 01:14:05,596 to the closed Captain Scott settlement been postponed. 1161 01:14:05,722 --> 01:14:07,556 The money, the money, the money. 1162 01:14:07,682 --> 01:14:10,101 It is not easy to try to do a good deed, is it? 1163 01:14:10,227 --> 01:14:12,936 Yes, but this is completely unfair. 1164 01:14:13,063 --> 01:14:14,480 Let everything be like that 1165 01:14:14,606 --> 01:14:17,900 before i tried to do all the better for everyone. 1166 01:14:18,026 --> 01:14:21,070 Although the Earth is beautiful seen from outer space 1167 01:14:21,196 --> 01:14:23,114 we all know how sensitive she is, 1168 01:14:23,240 --> 01:14:25,992 how much harm to humanity has caused her 1169 01:14:26,118 --> 01:14:30,287 and will, it seems, continue to cause her. 1170 01:14:31,665 --> 01:14:35,334 Absolute power does not corrupt. It just makes you crazy. 1171 01:14:45,971 --> 01:14:48,140 Tell Catherine I love her. 1172 01:14:48,266 --> 01:14:50,392 Don't do it, master. I love you! 1173 01:14:50,518 --> 01:14:52,978 I made arrangements regarding your cookie. 1174 01:14:53,104 --> 01:14:54,706 You will never need to again to worry about it. 1175 01:14:54,730 --> 01:14:57,190 You are a kind-hearted master. - Now keep quiet. 1176 01:14:57,316 --> 01:14:59,777 I can't concentrate. 1177 01:14:59,903 --> 01:15:02,529 Master, don't you love me? 1178 01:15:02,656 --> 01:15:06,283 I can't bear this, Dennis. I am not responsible. 1179 01:15:06,409 --> 01:15:09,327 You need to enter it in your stupid dog brain. 1180 01:15:15,419 --> 01:15:17,753 I'll save you, master. Here I come! 1181 01:15:20,424 --> 01:15:23,008 Wait slow. I can't swim. 1182 01:15:23,135 --> 01:15:26,637 Help, master! Help! Help! 1183 01:15:26,763 --> 01:15:28,347 Good luck. 1184 01:15:32,144 --> 01:15:34,771 Like this. Thanks, master. 1185 01:15:34,897 --> 01:15:36,898 bless you 1186 01:15:37,649 --> 01:15:39,693 You love me, master. 1187 01:15:39,819 --> 01:15:42,236 Of course I love you, Dennis. 1188 01:15:42,362 --> 01:15:44,363 I just don't love myself. 1189 01:15:47,409 --> 01:15:51,037 Time is up. Charge the Annihilation Generator. 1190 01:15:51,163 --> 01:15:52,163 Hold on. - What? 1191 01:15:52,289 --> 01:15:54,207 We need to see whether he passed the test. 1192 01:15:54,334 --> 01:15:56,960 He started all the wars. 1193 01:15:57,086 --> 01:16:01,047 It was good. - But then he stopped them all. 1194 01:16:01,174 --> 01:16:02,591 But why? 1195 01:16:02,717 --> 01:16:07,471 He said he was trying to make things better for people. 1196 01:16:07,597 --> 01:16:10,975 It's absolutely terrible. 1197 01:16:11,351 --> 01:16:15,354 You only good is to destroy. You only evil is weakness. 1198 01:16:15,480 --> 01:16:19,149 Weaknesses need to be eradicated. 1199 01:16:19,275 --> 01:16:23,362 Agree. Divide the earth's inhabitants and his poor planet. 1200 01:16:23,489 --> 01:16:25,531 I told you. 1201 01:16:25,657 --> 01:16:28,743 Recharge the Annihilation Generator. 1202 01:16:58,733 --> 01:17:01,652 Talk to her again, Neil. Do it. 1203 01:17:01,778 --> 01:17:03,362 She doesn't want me. 1204 01:17:03,488 --> 01:17:06,698 Then give up the power. - I can't. 1205 01:17:06,824 --> 01:17:08,325 Then let me have him. 1206 01:17:08,451 --> 01:17:11,995 You wouldn't have the power then but you knew where he was. 1207 01:17:12,122 --> 01:17:14,873 And since I'm a dog I just want to obey orders. 1208 01:17:14,999 --> 01:17:17,001 I do what you do tells me to do. 1209 01:17:17,752 --> 01:17:19,753 Dennis, you are a genius. - Not bad, huh? 1210 01:17:23,050 --> 01:17:26,260 The annihilation generator is charged, 1211 01:17:26,386 --> 01:17:28,012 Deathdealer Dark Herald. 1212 01:17:28,388 --> 01:17:31,057 {\an8}Destroy planet Earth in three, please. 1213 01:17:31,183 --> 01:17:33,184 Have annihilation. 1214 01:17:36,564 --> 01:17:38,022 {\an8}One. 1215 01:17:38,148 --> 01:17:41,901 It's a curse what it takes a long time to tell our numbers. 1216 01:17:42,027 --> 01:17:44,404 Yes, you just wave your hand like that. 1217 01:17:44,530 --> 01:17:47,324 I feel it. Yes here! 1218 01:17:47,450 --> 01:17:49,159 Yes. There you have it. 1219 01:17:49,285 --> 01:17:51,619 So what will it be? Biscuits? 1220 01:17:51,745 --> 01:17:53,746 But the power made you miserable. 1221 01:17:53,872 --> 01:17:55,248 Yes, but I don't have it anymore. 1222 01:17:55,374 --> 01:17:57,625 Look. A tree becomes an Eiffel Tower. 1223 01:17:58,837 --> 01:18:00,420 Look? 1224 01:18:02,590 --> 01:18:04,591 What are you thinking, Dennis? 1225 01:18:07,386 --> 01:18:12,516 {\an8}Two. 1226 01:18:13,852 --> 01:18:15,561 Forgive me, master. 1227 01:18:15,687 --> 01:18:18,021 What are you going to do? 1228 01:18:18,648 --> 01:18:19,648 {\an8}Three. 1229 01:18:19,691 --> 01:18:21,400 This is the only short one. 1230 01:18:23,278 --> 01:18:24,695 Do I have any power? 1231 01:18:24,821 --> 01:18:29,033 may then be the source of power perish forever. 1232 01:18:30,077 --> 01:18:31,785 {\an8}What did the dog say? 1233 01:18:47,595 --> 01:18:50,722 {\an8}The dog is evil. 1234 01:19:29,054 --> 01:19:32,432 All these tests will be reviewed and in a neat stack. 1235 01:19:35,018 --> 01:19:37,019 Fiona Blackwell, go away. 1236 01:19:46,572 --> 01:19:48,990 Fiona! But nice to see you. 1237 01:19:50,952 --> 01:19:53,161 Great news. I regained my sight. 1238 01:19:54,997 --> 01:19:56,998 I think I hear Catherine. 1239 01:20:02,547 --> 01:20:03,630 Catherine. - Hello. 1240 01:20:03,756 --> 01:20:05,674 Hello 1241 01:20:05,800 --> 01:20:08,635 Look. Letters become cucumbers. 1242 01:20:08,761 --> 01:20:11,555 We are heading for the Titanic. 1243 01:20:11,681 --> 01:20:13,265 I got rid of the power. 1244 01:20:14,392 --> 01:20:16,393 I think there is a lot to come. 1245 01:20:17,270 --> 01:20:21,273 Yeah, so I figured we could have dinner together sometime. 1246 01:20:23,443 --> 01:20:25,111 Yes, maybe, yes. 1247 01:20:25,237 --> 01:20:26,821 All right. 1248 01:20:39,585 --> 01:20:41,168 what about tonight 1249 01:20:42,004 --> 01:20:43,505 I'll be down in half an hour. 1250 01:20:50,721 --> 01:20:53,723 We go out to eat. I'll come along leftovers in a bag for both of you. 1251 01:20:53,849 --> 01:20:55,850 I should probably shut up. 1252 01:20:55,976 --> 01:20:59,187 Change me again, Den. - I can't. I am like you. 1253 01:20:59,313 --> 01:21:02,607 Those short legs. To see you. - I'm not a dog. I am a man. 1254 01:21:02,733 --> 01:21:05,485 No one is perfect. 1255 01:21:56,914 --> 01:21:58,892 This is how you chew a biscuit, master. I'll give it to you. 1256 01:21:58,916 --> 01:22:00,917 A breath. 1257 01:22:02,587 --> 01:22:04,045 Red biscuit. Excellent. 1258 01:22:04,172 --> 01:22:06,756 No. No. 1259 01:22:10,928 --> 01:22:13,513 Come on. - Licking. Licks someone. 1260 01:22:15,016 --> 01:22:17,142 It's like porn. Now riding noise. 1261 01:22:20,396 --> 01:22:22,397 See. There's the red part. 1262 01:22:27,278 --> 01:22:30,448 I'm done. - Good and well, very nice. 1263 01:22:30,574 --> 01:22:32,742 That's enough dog biscuits for now. 1264 01:22:39,166 --> 01:22:41,773 ICLANDIC