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- Putz.

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- Ah, a paying customer.

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Hello, Mister.

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Oh, what a night, huh?

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- Give me two buns.

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- Just two?

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We got a lotta buns.

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- [Sam] Just give me two of those.

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- Don't I know you?

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- I used to be where
the medicine store is.

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- [Owner] A clothing store?

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- Sam Kaplan's, ladies lingerie, the best.

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- I remember.

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I couldn't interest you maybe
in a nice piece of cheesecake?

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Just kidding.

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How about some cookies,
fresh from the oven?

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- Just ring up the buns.

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- You come out in a storm
like this for two measly buns.

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Tell me, Mister, are you married?

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- You think my mother would send me

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out on a night like this?

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- Sam, is that you?

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- No, it's the Boston Strangler.

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- What took you so long?

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- What took me so long?

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It was such a beautiful night,

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I decided to take a stroll on the beach.

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I felt so good afterwards, I dropped in

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at Mrs. Bordnick's for a quickie.

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I still had a lot of
energy left, so I went over

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to the undertaker's and had them cancel

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your half of the family plot.

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Where the hell did you hide my sweater?

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- Goodwill came by, they rejected it.

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Be careful now, your feet are wet.

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Don't track up my carpet.

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What is that?

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- What does it look like?

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It's a fish.

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I saw it in the tank at the
fish store, and I bought it.

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- I didn't tell you to get a fish.

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- I didn't get it for you.

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I bought it for myself.

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A little gift from me to me.

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- It's alive.

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- Congratulations.

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- Take it back.
- I'm not taking it back.

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- Well if you think
I'm cooking it for you,

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just forget about it.

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- I didn't ask you to cook it.

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I wouldn't let you touch it.

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Uh-huh.

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- Sharon, hi, I knew it would be you.

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- Is she still coming?

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- Fine, fine.

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He's making me crazy, what else is new?

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How's Joel, and Melissa?

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We're looking forward
to having her tomorrow.

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Put it out, you know they give you gas.

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- Is she coming?

61
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- I'm sorry, honey, I was talking to Sam.

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No, no, we're looking
forward to having her.

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She's a wonderful help.

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- I told you, never above six.

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I'm not subsidizing the gas company.

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Is she coming?

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- Of course she's coming.

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- Okayyyy.

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- You and Joel will have
a night on the town.

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Yes, okay dear, bye-bye.

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- Ch ch ch ch ch.

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- Where's my cigar?

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- Where it belongs, in the garbage.

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Here you go.

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- What's this?

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- [Molly] The buns you bought last night.

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- What the hell are you giving me here?

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- Would you start, we've gotta go.

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And, I'm driving.

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- If you're talking about
operating a motor vehicle

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while I'm in the
passenger seat, forget it.

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Let me have them.

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- Look, my instructor thinks
I'm a very good driver.

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- What does he know?

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Is he gonna pay the insurance claim

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when you have an accident?

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Since I'm free, I can drive
you anywhere you need.

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Give me those.

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- What took you so long,
where's the roast beef?

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- Fisher at the deli counter
tried to sell me an end.

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- Give the girl the coupons.

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- What's this?

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- Sam, please don't start.

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- You're telling me
you're outta toilet paper?

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- Just this particular brand.

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- [Molly] It's okay, I got
different toilet paper.

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- I don't want different toilet paper.

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I want my toilet paper.

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We're not taking these,
take these off the bill.

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- What's the problem today, Mr. Kaplan?

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- We're out of the
bathroom tissue special.

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- Just see me when you come
in next week, Mr. Kaplan,

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and we'll be stocked up again,

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and then we'll honor your coupon.

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- I'm not supposed to take
a crap until next week?

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- Stop it, you're embarrassing me.

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- If I treated customers like
this when I had my store,

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I never would have seen them again.

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42 years in business, I never
pulled a stunt like this.

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- Please, just pay the girl.

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How much do we owe you?

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- All right, this'll just be a minute.

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Let's go, baby.

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Come on.

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Going to Papa's.

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Get up there and ring the bell, go on.

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- Hi, sweetheart.
- Oh, there you are.

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- Come on, sweetheart, I
need you in the kitchen.

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- All right, so long, Pop.

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- Hold on a second.

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- Pop, I got clients waiting.

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- The bulb's blown, it'll
take you two seconds, come on.

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Come on, give me a break, will you?

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I'll get a bulb, up there.

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- Joel, you want some coffee?

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- I can't, I'm not staying, Mom.

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I got people waiting in the car.

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- [Molly] Why are they waiting in the car?

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- Look, the thing's full of flies.

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- Here.

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- This, the bulb's no good.

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- What are you talking about?

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It's practically brand new.

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You can't tell by shaking,
put it in, put it in.

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Here, here, give me that.

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Must be the fixture.

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Al.

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Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, okay.

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Take this one.

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- Ow, it's only 40 watts,
Pop, it's too weak.

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Pop, please, I got clients waiting.

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- I got more bulbs in the kitchen.

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- Joel, your friends are here.

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- Maaaa.

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- Sit down.

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I'm sorry, this is all just
gonna be one minute more.

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- [Molly] I felt terrible
with you waiting outside.

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Now what can I offer you,
some coffee, some cake?

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- That's very nice of you.

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- The clients, how do you do?

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- Pop.

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- So you're buying a house.

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- [Joel] Pop!

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- Real estate is a wonderful investment,

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if you know what you're doing.

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I picked up this house
in 1955 for $17,000.

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Today, Joel tells me I could
get for this house at least--

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- 10 times that.

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- 10 times what I paid.
- That's right, Pop.

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- As a buyer, you gotta ask yourself,

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what do they know that I don't?

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Why are they selling?

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- Pop.

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- One, an old house is like a used car.

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Major expenses are just around the corner.

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You have to examine everything.

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Two, they're speculating.

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The hell with them.

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- Okay, done.

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- Three, the hidden costs,

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transfer taxes, escrow fees,
the lawyers, inspectors.

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They get you coming,
and they get you going.

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- We're going now.

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- And agents, oh, that's another story.

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Some of them are just gangsters.

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You're lucky with my
Joel, he's a good boy.

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You don't have to worry about a thing.

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- Thank you, bye.

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- [Sam] Joel will take good care of you.

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He's honest, and he knows real estate.

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- Bye, Pop.
- All right.

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- Wasting his time,
they're not serious buyers.

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- Sorry about that.

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- Yeah, Charles, listen, it's me again.

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Just came in, 56, I wanna go to 56.

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I'll take a chance.

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They're dumb but they're not dead, right?

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Yeah, yeah, we're house hunting.

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Yeah, me and Tracy.

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- She popped the clasp
on her lizard-skin purse.

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Her eyes sparkled like
moonlight on a frozen lake.

192
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She smiled at Mister Fister,
she reached out her bony hand

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toward the money that he held.

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Do you get it?

195
00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:57,458
- Yeah, so, um,

196
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the mean lady's trying to fool Mr. Fist,

197
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and Mr. Fist knows that she's lying.

198
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- Right, and maybe she has a gun

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in her lizard-skin purse.

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- I have to go pee,
Papa, don't read ahead.

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- Okay, hurry up.

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- Oh, you scared me.

203
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I thought you hurt yourself.

204
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:34,292
Ohhh, honey, honey, oh.

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00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:37,625
- [Sam] So, you found the shark?

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00:12:38,708 --> 00:12:42,041
Melissa, honey, he's just a fish.

207
00:12:42,042 --> 00:12:43,874
- You said you gave it back.

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00:12:43,875 --> 00:12:46,291
- [Sam] I never said anything of the kind.

209
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- You're scaring her, it's okay.

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- Look, he's smiling at you.

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- [Molly] Sam!

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- Nana, I have to pee bad.

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- All right, honey, you
use our bathroom, okay?

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Hurry up, go on.

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You oughta be ashamed.

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- Hello.

217
00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:06,207
You guys home?

218
00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:08,457
- Get that thing out of here now.

219
00:13:08,458 --> 00:13:11,207
- The fish stays.

220
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- If you don't get rid of it, I will.

221
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:14,583
- The fish stays!

222
00:13:18,292 --> 00:13:20,333
Nobody's gonna hurt you, pal.

223
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- Hi.

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- Where's my lighter?

225
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- Hi.

226
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- Look where the hell she put it.

227
00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:53,249
- Hey, where's the fire?

228
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:54,499
- Do you hear how she talks to me?

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And in front of the child.

230
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- If you're running away from home,

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you should bring a change of underwear.

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- Day in and day out, the same thing,

233
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get me this, get me that.

234
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,041
Throw this out, throw that out.

235
00:14:04,042 --> 00:14:04,875
What does she want from me?

236
00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:05,875
- Take it easy, Sam.

237
00:14:07,167 --> 00:14:09,625
- I don't know half the
time if I'm coming or going.

238
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- Can we go home now?

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00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:14,542
Come on.

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- You know, I have never
seen you so relaxed.

241
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You can be very attractive
when you're not miserable.

242
00:14:44,167 --> 00:14:44,958
- And why not?

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We're young, we're free in an attached,

244
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totally obligated sort of way.

245
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I closed a deal today.

246
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I feel, I feel great.

247
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- I'm so happy for you, baby.

248
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God, I love this place.

249
00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:59,791
Remember you proposed
to me here at Adolpho's,

250
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right at this table,
right by the fireplace?

251
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- Of course I do.

252
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- He was two classes ahead
of me in high school,

253
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and he was really good-looking.

254
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:09,624
- Papa was good-looking?

255
00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:12,249
- Oh yeah, when he was
young, he was very handsome.

256
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All the girls thought so.

257
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- But he never paid any attention to you.

258
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- That's right.

259
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,749
And we were from different backgrounds,

260
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and in those days that
made it more difficult.

261
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- And then one day?

262
00:15:23,709 --> 00:15:26,624
- And then one day he brought
me a box of chocolates,

263
00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:28,499
and I knew he liked me.

264
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:31,041
- You never saw a box of
chocolates disappear so fast.

265
00:15:32,292 --> 00:15:33,292
- Here.

266
00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:36,874
We were both very shy.

267
00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:38,832
In fact, the first time we
were ever alone together

268
00:15:38,833 --> 00:15:40,083
was on our wedding night.

269
00:15:41,042 --> 00:15:41,917
- What are you putting in her head?

270
00:15:41,918 --> 00:15:44,416
She's six years old, for God's sakes.

271
00:15:44,417 --> 00:15:46,124
- You were a blushing bride.

272
00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:48,124
You told me so, Nana.

273
00:15:48,125 --> 00:15:49,166
- What did we know?

274
00:15:49,167 --> 00:15:50,916
We were a couple of kids.

275
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:53,124
- You're not gonna wear that jacket?

276
00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:53,958
- Why not?

277
00:15:53,959 --> 00:15:55,582
I like this jacket, what's wrong with it?

278
00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:57,333
- Nothing, fine, wear it.

279
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:02,332
- Can I wear some lipstick tonight, Nana?

280
00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:04,249
- Listen, I wanna talk about something.

281
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:05,374
- Uh-oh.

282
00:16:05,375 --> 00:16:06,832
- I think it's time for Melissa to have

283
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,541
a little brother or sister.

284
00:16:08,542 --> 00:16:11,582
I mean, you're doing fine,
and they say that I can teach

285
00:16:11,583 --> 00:16:14,541
at home after the baby comes,
and we can afford it now.

286
00:16:14,542 --> 00:16:16,957
And I don't think it's a good
idea to let too many years

287
00:16:16,958 --> 00:16:17,958
pass between--

288
00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:21,417
What, we always said we wanted two kids.

289
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:23,499
- That was before we had one.

290
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:24,874
- Come on, be serious.

291
00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:25,708
- I am serious.

292
00:16:25,709 --> 00:16:27,082
- We're not getting any younger.

293
00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:28,374
- What is the rush?

294
00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:29,916
Do you see any gray hairs?

295
00:16:29,917 --> 00:16:31,874
- Of course you don't have gray hairs.

296
00:16:31,875 --> 00:16:34,041
Except for maybe those two right there.

297
00:16:34,042 --> 00:16:35,499
Come on, that's not what I meant.

298
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:36,707
- Well what did you mean?

299
00:16:36,708 --> 00:16:39,041
I'm 31 years old, you're 30.

300
00:16:39,042 --> 00:16:40,416
I am not getting old.

301
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:42,249
- What is the matter with you?

302
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:43,791
- Nothing.

303
00:16:43,792 --> 00:16:47,707
I just, I don't wanna talk about it, okay?

304
00:16:47,708 --> 00:16:49,166
- Fine.

305
00:16:49,167 --> 00:16:51,875
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, misdeal.

306
00:16:52,958 --> 00:16:56,416
- Bea, are you bringing anybody
to my anniversary party?

307
00:16:56,417 --> 00:16:58,791
- Bea, you have a friend?

308
00:16:58,792 --> 00:16:59,874
- I'd rather not talk about it.

309
00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:02,666
- What do you mean you'd
rather not talk about it?

310
00:17:02,667 --> 00:17:03,708
Talk about it.

311
00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:06,582
- There is somebody, but I
don't wanna rush into anything.

312
00:17:06,583 --> 00:17:09,332
- I mean, it's only been, what, six years?

313
00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:12,749
Listen, listen to this.

314
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:16,249
You know why Jewish
princesses have crow's feet.

315
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:18,541
Because they say you want me to do what?

316
00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:23,499
- Don't worry, Abe, we're
not talking about you.

317
00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:30,374
- Is anybody else hot in here besides me?

318
00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:32,041
- Okay, full house.

319
00:17:32,042 --> 00:17:33,500
- Get outta here.
- Come on.

320
00:17:43,625 --> 00:17:45,625
- We need more ice, Sam.

321
00:17:47,042 --> 00:17:49,541
Sam, you need more ice.

322
00:17:49,542 --> 00:17:50,542
- I heard you.

323
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:06,874
I said I would get it.

324
00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:09,791
- No, excuse me!

325
00:18:15,042 --> 00:18:16,457
- [Bernie] How's your boy, Morris?

326
00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:19,624
- Don't ask, he's giving
Frieda and me such grief.

327
00:18:19,625 --> 00:18:22,291
Fordham Law, graduated
top third of his class,

328
00:18:22,292 --> 00:18:23,666
has his pick of jobs anywhere.

329
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,374
He gives it all up, for what?

330
00:18:25,375 --> 00:18:28,291
To become a musician, to follow his dream.

331
00:18:28,292 --> 00:18:29,125
- I gotta go to the can, deal me out.

332
00:18:29,126 --> 00:18:31,250
- One night last week, I go to a nightclub

333
00:18:32,083 --> 00:18:33,917
where he's playing, the
place is pitch black,

334
00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:35,457
but everybody's wearing sunglasses.

335
00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:37,582
But let me tell you
something that happened.

336
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,166
I was approached.

337
00:18:39,167 --> 00:18:40,666
- Oh, here we go again.

338
00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:43,041
- So this girl comes up
to me, and she talks to me

339
00:18:43,042 --> 00:18:44,207
like she thinks she knows me.

340
00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:45,874
You know, very familiar.

341
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,666
She asks me what I'm drinking.

342
00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:49,249
- Sounds like a waitress to me.

343
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:51,291
- So I ask her, does
she wanna have a drink?

344
00:18:51,292 --> 00:18:54,499
And she says, I'm not allowed
to drink while I'm on the job.

345
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:55,957
- It's a waitress.

346
00:18:55,958 --> 00:18:58,541
- Don't you get it, she's
suggesting that maybe after,

347
00:18:58,542 --> 00:18:59,666
when her shift is over--

348
00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:01,166
- You guys playing cards or what?

349
00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:04,666
- [Morris] It dawns on me why
everyone's wearing sunglasses.

350
00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:05,791
You been on the road, Bernie

351
00:19:05,792 --> 00:19:07,375
you know what I'm talking about.

352
00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:11,791
- Sam, would you open the window, please?

353
00:19:11,792 --> 00:19:13,291
- Leave it shut.

354
00:19:13,292 --> 00:19:14,250
- Well then put out the cigar.

355
00:19:14,251 --> 00:19:16,332
The smoke is bothering Frieda.

356
00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:17,374
- I don't hear anyone else complaining.

357
00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:18,458
- Bothering you?
- No.

358
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:19,541
- Bothering you?
- No.

359
00:19:19,542 --> 00:19:20,500
- Leave it shut.

360
00:19:20,501 --> 00:19:22,832
- I don't like the smoke either.

361
00:19:22,833 --> 00:19:24,416
- Stay out of this, Rose.

362
00:19:24,417 --> 00:19:25,832
- That's right, stay the hell out of it.

363
00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:27,457
- Don't talk to my wife like that.

364
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:29,624
- Molly, let it alone.

365
00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:31,541
The smoke isn't that bad, Molly.

366
00:19:31,542 --> 00:19:34,417
- This is my house, Bea, I can't breathe.

367
00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:38,207
- What do you think you're doing?

368
00:19:38,208 --> 00:19:40,874
- Nobody can breathe in
here with all of this smoke.

369
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,541
- I didn't put in air conditioning for you

370
00:19:42,542 --> 00:19:44,749
to cool the whole goddamn world.

371
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,083
- Hey, hey, hey.

372
00:19:48,292 --> 00:19:50,333
Now, you see, you had
to open your mouth, huh?

373
00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:52,041
You had to open your mouth.

374
00:19:52,042 --> 00:19:54,292
- What did I say, I didn't
say anything so terrible.

375
00:19:59,792 --> 00:20:02,542
- He's got a fish in his bathtub.

376
00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:06,291
- I hate that stinking crap.

377
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:07,125
Give me that.

378
00:20:07,126 --> 00:20:08,166
- There's a fish in your bathtub.

379
00:20:08,167 --> 00:20:09,249
- And your cigars don't stink?

380
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,374
- Sam, come on, sit down.

381
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,082
- Who asked you, mind your own business.

382
00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:13,582
- Did you know there's
a fish in your bathtub?

383
00:20:13,583 --> 00:20:14,832
- What's it to you?

384
00:20:14,833 --> 00:20:16,207
- Ask him how it got there.

385
00:20:16,208 --> 00:20:17,457
- Oh for Christ sake.

386
00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:20,041
- Yeah, go ahead, ask
him how it got there.

387
00:20:20,042 --> 00:20:22,249
Ask him, he brought it
home in a plastic bag

388
00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:24,832
from somewhere, he
doesn't even remember why.

389
00:20:24,833 --> 00:20:26,124
- And you're so perfect.

390
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,541
- Is that what you expect, perfection?

391
00:20:27,542 --> 00:20:28,791
- I expect things to be done right.

392
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:30,457
- You don't know what that means.

393
00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:31,999
Nothing is ever right for you.

394
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,250
- That's enough, shut up.

395
00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:36,457
- Don't tell me to shut up.

396
00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:38,041
No one can please you.

397
00:20:38,042 --> 00:20:39,874
You couldn't keep help at the shop.

398
00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:43,708
You drove them crazy, like
you're driving me crazy.

399
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:44,832
What's the matter with you?

400
00:20:44,833 --> 00:20:45,957
- Shut up!

401
00:20:45,958 --> 00:20:47,166
- [Molly] What do you want from me?

402
00:20:47,167 --> 00:20:48,000
- [Sam] Shut up!

403
00:20:48,001 --> 00:20:49,124
- You are miserable.

404
00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:52,916
- Shut up, shut up, shut up!

405
00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:53,917
Shut up!

406
00:21:38,417 --> 00:21:39,500
- Come on, sweetheart.

407
00:21:42,708 --> 00:21:44,124
- Ma, what's going on?

408
00:21:44,125 --> 00:21:45,417
- Get in the car, honey.

409
00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:51,542
- Pop?

410
00:21:52,792 --> 00:21:54,499
What the hell is going on here?

411
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:57,041
- You tell me, you know
as much about it as I do.

412
00:21:57,042 --> 00:21:58,917
- What's with Ma and the suitcase?

413
00:22:00,292 --> 00:22:02,249
- If she wants to go, fine.

414
00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:03,749
She can go to hell, for all I care.

415
00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:05,249
- Pop, cut it out.

416
00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:06,167
What happened?

417
00:22:06,168 --> 00:22:09,332
- Look, you're a busy man,
don't let me keep you.

418
00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:10,874
-I, I, I can't believe this.

419
00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:15,874
Okay, I'll call you when I get home.

420
00:22:15,875 --> 00:22:17,458
- It's a free country!

421
00:22:27,708 --> 00:22:30,041
- Come on, Nana, Nana's
having a sleepover.

422
00:22:30,042 --> 00:22:31,792
- Oh, how nice.

423
00:22:45,792 --> 00:22:48,624
- [Tracy] This message is for Joel Kaplan.

424
00:22:48,625 --> 00:22:50,957
This is Tracy Laughlin.

425
00:22:50,958 --> 00:22:53,666
We're both so excited about the house.

426
00:22:53,667 --> 00:22:57,416
There are some things I need
to talk over with you, Joel.

427
00:22:57,417 --> 00:23:02,125
My private number is 387-2481.

428
00:23:02,958 --> 00:23:04,249
Call me.

429
00:23:16,875 --> 00:23:18,708
- Ho, well, here I am.

430
00:23:20,292 --> 00:23:21,457
- It's okay.

431
00:23:21,458 --> 00:23:24,582
Sometimes people just need
a break from each other.

432
00:23:24,583 --> 00:23:25,874
- Yeah, I know.

433
00:23:25,875 --> 00:23:27,332
- I brought you an extra blanket.

434
00:23:27,333 --> 00:23:29,374
- Oh, thank you.

435
00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:31,166
- You know where everything is.

436
00:23:31,167 --> 00:23:33,499
We're downstairs, so come
down when you're ready.

437
00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:34,500
- Okay.

438
00:23:46,875 --> 00:23:47,957
- Hello.

439
00:23:47,958 --> 00:23:50,375
- Hello, hi, Tracy, it's Joel Kaplan.

440
00:23:51,417 --> 00:23:55,708
- [Tracy] Joel, I'm glad you called.

441
00:23:55,750 --> 00:23:57,832
- So, how are you, I mean, how are you?

442
00:23:57,833 --> 00:23:59,833
- [Tracy] Well I'm just fine.

443
00:24:01,542 --> 00:24:05,416
- Uh, do you have some
questions about the house?

444
00:24:05,417 --> 00:24:06,375
-Yes, I do.

445
00:24:06,376 --> 00:24:08,083
Could we get together?

446
00:24:08,958 --> 00:24:09,958
- Is there a problem?

447
00:24:09,959 --> 00:24:11,499
- [Tracy] No, no, nothing's wrong.

448
00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:13,832
It's just I have some last-minute things.

449
00:24:13,833 --> 00:24:17,582
I'd really appreciate it
if you could help me out.

450
00:24:17,583 --> 00:24:19,874
- Sure, um,

451
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,624
is there anything you'd like me to bring?

452
00:24:23,458 --> 00:24:25,542
- Well, I'll leave that up to you.

453
00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:30,708
Let's say Adolpho's, one
o'clock, you know Adolpho's?

454
00:24:31,667 --> 00:24:32,667
- Yeah, yeah, that's fine.

455
00:24:32,668 --> 00:24:34,624
- [Tracy] Great, I'll see you then.

456
00:24:34,625 --> 00:24:35,625
- Okay, bye.

457
00:24:36,792 --> 00:24:38,082
- What are you doing in there?

458
00:24:38,083 --> 00:24:39,874
- Just talking to a client.

459
00:24:39,875 --> 00:24:41,791
- Oh ho, big secret stuff, huh?

460
00:24:41,792 --> 00:24:44,583
- No, I just left her number
here in the car, that's all.

461
00:24:56,375 --> 00:25:00,499
- Aw, he was way outta line,
the way he yelled at her.

462
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,207
- He didn't yell, he screamed.

463
00:25:02,208 --> 00:25:03,541
- Oh, so he screamed.

464
00:25:03,542 --> 00:25:05,249
Did you ever scream at your wife?

465
00:25:05,250 --> 00:25:08,082
- Never, I never screamed at my wife.

466
00:25:08,083 --> 00:25:09,332
She screams at me.

467
00:25:14,875 --> 00:25:18,166
Well, well, well, look
who's here, Mr. Hospitality.

468
00:25:18,167 --> 00:25:19,832
Well, you put on quite a show, you know.

469
00:25:19,833 --> 00:25:21,541
- So long as you enjoyed yourself.

470
00:25:21,542 --> 00:25:22,832
I'll have salami and eggs.

471
00:25:22,833 --> 00:25:25,791
- Hey, I'm fine, but thanks for asking.

472
00:25:25,792 --> 00:25:27,707
- Hey, Sam, you got a cigar?

473
00:25:32,042 --> 00:25:34,457
- Do me a favor, Katz, go fuck yourself.

474
00:25:36,167 --> 00:25:37,167
- You okay?

475
00:25:38,042 --> 00:25:40,166
I thought you were gonna burst
a blood vessel last night.

476
00:25:40,167 --> 00:25:43,416
- Sam, you gonna take that
fish for a walk in the park?

477
00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:44,957
- You can't walk a fish.

478
00:25:44,958 --> 00:25:46,749
- You gotta drag a fish.

479
00:25:50,458 --> 00:25:52,082
- Do you have any idea
what's going on here?

480
00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:54,749
Do you have any idea what's
going on in my life right now?

481
00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:56,499
- Sam, Sam, take it easy.

482
00:25:56,500 --> 00:25:58,416
You're going through
something, that's all.

483
00:25:58,417 --> 00:26:00,042
- You all make me sick.

484
00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:05,666
- Hey, hey, what am I gonna do with this?

485
00:26:05,667 --> 00:26:07,541
- Feed it to the vultures.

486
00:26:07,542 --> 00:26:12,542
Here, here's for all of them.

487
00:26:17,583 --> 00:26:19,125
- [Katz] Calling us vultures?

488
00:26:20,250 --> 00:26:21,707
- [Morris] It's the carp
thing, the fish thing.

489
00:26:21,708 --> 00:26:24,124
You never should have said
that thing about the fish.

490
00:26:24,125 --> 00:26:25,541
- What do you do this for?

491
00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:27,166
You got a pension, you'll catch

492
00:26:27,167 --> 00:26:28,624
pneumonia on a day like this.

493
00:26:28,625 --> 00:26:29,708
- It keeps me busy, and besides,

494
00:26:29,750 --> 00:26:30,874
the exercise is good for me.

495
00:26:30,875 --> 00:26:32,832
You should try it some time.

496
00:26:32,833 --> 00:26:35,208
Listen, when we get to the
florist, go inside to use

497
00:26:35,250 --> 00:26:36,916
the telephone, Rudy won't mind.

498
00:26:36,917 --> 00:26:38,957
- I'm not calling, I wouldn't
give her the satisfaction.

499
00:26:38,958 --> 00:26:40,332
- What is it with you?

500
00:26:40,333 --> 00:26:41,582
Pride, or are you just plain stupid?

501
00:26:41,583 --> 00:26:42,624
- I'm telling you, she'll be back.

502
00:26:42,625 --> 00:26:43,999
What else is she gonna do?

503
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,707
- How you doing, Milo, morning, Sam.

504
00:26:45,708 --> 00:26:46,791
- Hi ya.

505
00:26:46,792 --> 00:26:48,124
- No windows today, I guess.

506
00:26:48,125 --> 00:26:50,791
- Well, give it a few
minutes, it may clear up.

507
00:26:50,792 --> 00:26:52,791
- Sam, where'd you get that jacket?

508
00:26:53,708 --> 00:26:54,542
- I mean, it's been two hours already.

509
00:26:54,543 --> 00:26:56,207
What is she, what is she doing up there?

510
00:26:56,208 --> 00:26:58,124
- Would you sit down?

511
00:26:58,125 --> 00:27:00,666
This whole thing'll blow
over, she'll calm down.

512
00:27:00,667 --> 00:27:03,291
- I'm telling you, there's
something very wrong here.

513
00:27:03,292 --> 00:27:05,457
- Your dad will call and apologize.

514
00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:06,292
- Dad, never.

515
00:27:06,293 --> 00:27:07,791
- Of course he will.

516
00:27:07,792 --> 00:27:10,457
- Listen, she's left him
and she's moved in with us.

517
00:27:10,458 --> 00:27:13,582
- Look, arguing is like,
it's like a hobby with them.

518
00:27:13,583 --> 00:27:14,707
It doesn't mean anything.

519
00:27:14,708 --> 00:27:16,332
- This isn't just some little argument.

520
00:27:16,333 --> 00:27:19,292
These are my parents, for God
sake, these are crazy people.

521
00:27:22,917 --> 00:27:24,291
- Anybody like a cup of tea?

522
00:27:24,292 --> 00:27:27,666
- Ma, would you please
sit down and tell me

523
00:27:27,667 --> 00:27:29,791
what the hell is going on here?

524
00:27:29,792 --> 00:27:32,708
- Listen, kids, if I had
any place else to go,

525
00:27:32,750 --> 00:27:33,791
I wouldn't trouble you this way.

526
00:27:33,792 --> 00:27:34,874
The last thing I want is for you

527
00:27:34,875 --> 00:27:36,374
to be upset because of me.

528
00:27:36,375 --> 00:27:38,707
- This is ridiculous, I'm
phoning Pop right now,

529
00:27:38,708 --> 00:27:39,791
and you're gonna settle this.

530
00:27:39,792 --> 00:27:41,291
- No, I won't talk to him.

531
00:27:41,292 --> 00:27:43,249
- Joel, hang up the phone.

532
00:27:43,250 --> 00:27:44,416
- You wanna know what it is?

533
00:27:44,417 --> 00:27:45,250
- No.

534
00:27:45,251 --> 00:27:48,291
- I'll tell you exactly,
it's religious differences.

535
00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:49,125
- What?

536
00:27:49,126 --> 00:27:50,749
- To the day they died, her family never

537
00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:53,124
got over the fact that she married me.

538
00:27:53,125 --> 00:27:54,707
They must have poisoned her mind.

539
00:27:54,708 --> 00:27:56,374
- Boy, that's dumb even for you.

540
00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:57,375
- Oh, yeah?

541
00:27:59,750 --> 00:28:02,624
Well, think about it.

542
00:28:02,625 --> 00:28:04,166
- She converted, didn't she?

543
00:28:04,167 --> 00:28:06,499
- That wore off.

544
00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:08,374
- That's ridiculous.

545
00:28:08,375 --> 00:28:10,500
- I see her talking to
Father Mularkey all the time.

546
00:28:10,875 --> 00:28:12,541
- Malachy, Jesus.

547
00:28:12,542 --> 00:28:14,124
- I wouldn't be surprised
if she sneaks off

548
00:28:14,125 --> 00:28:15,666
to Mass when I'm not looking.

549
00:28:16,501 --> 00:28:18,707
Sh, listen, huh?

550
00:28:18,708 --> 00:28:20,292
What did I tell you, she's back.

551
00:28:22,375 --> 00:28:23,208
- [Ruthie] Daddy?

552
00:28:23,208 --> 00:28:24,208
- Oh.

553
00:28:26,042 --> 00:28:28,707
- Well, you've really done it this time.

554
00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:30,124
I don't suppose that you've been able

555
00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:31,707
to talk any sense into him.

556
00:28:31,708 --> 00:28:33,332
- Hello, Ruthie, dear.

557
00:28:33,333 --> 00:28:34,333
- No, of course not.

558
00:28:35,958 --> 00:28:38,457
Look at this place, Daddy,
could you clean up a little?

559
00:28:38,458 --> 00:28:39,957
- A little dirt never hurt anybody.

560
00:28:39,958 --> 00:28:41,832
Relax, you'll live longer.

561
00:28:41,833 --> 00:28:43,416
- Hey, I'm gonna run along home now.

562
00:28:43,417 --> 00:28:45,792
You guys have a nice conversation.

563
00:28:46,667 --> 00:28:48,166
And, Ruthie, don't worry about anything.

564
00:28:48,167 --> 00:28:49,874
It's all gonna turn out fine.

565
00:28:50,793 --> 00:28:52,457
Ruthie, Ruthie.

566
00:28:52,458 --> 00:28:53,916
Boy, it seems like I
haven't seen you in ages.

567
00:28:53,917 --> 00:28:55,832
When did you get so grown-up?

568
00:28:55,833 --> 00:28:57,166
- You know, it's really
sweet that you say that to me

569
00:28:57,167 --> 00:28:58,707
every time you see me, Milo,

570
00:28:58,708 --> 00:29:00,916
but I'm hardly a little girl anymore.

571
00:29:00,917 --> 00:29:03,457
- You'll always be sweet 16 to me, dear.

572
00:29:03,458 --> 00:29:05,042
And you I'll talk to tomorrow.

573
00:29:06,750 --> 00:29:10,291
- Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy.

574
00:29:10,292 --> 00:29:11,292
What are you doing?

575
00:29:12,458 --> 00:29:14,208
I begged you to get some therapy.

576
00:29:15,542 --> 00:29:17,416
- Can we skip the touchy feely stuff, huh?

577
00:29:17,417 --> 00:29:19,291
- She's not coming back.

578
00:29:19,292 --> 00:29:20,957
She's just not coming back.

579
00:29:20,958 --> 00:29:21,958
- It'll blow over.

580
00:29:21,959 --> 00:29:23,832
- God forbid that you admit that you had

581
00:29:23,833 --> 00:29:25,624
anything to do with this.

582
00:29:25,625 --> 00:29:28,124
She's made a decision now,
and she's not coming back.

583
00:29:28,125 --> 00:29:29,749
- Fine, me neither.

584
00:29:29,750 --> 00:29:30,999
Now you listen to me, Ruthie.

585
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,874
I know what everyone thinks,
oh poor her, what a saint,

586
00:29:33,875 --> 00:29:35,332
putting up with that son of a bitch.

587
00:29:35,333 --> 00:29:36,707
Well that's her side.

588
00:29:36,708 --> 00:29:38,832
I put up with plenty myself.

589
00:29:38,833 --> 00:29:41,624
She wants to stay away,
fine, the hell with her.

590
00:29:41,625 --> 00:29:42,458
- I can't listen to this.

591
00:29:42,459 --> 00:29:43,792
- What are you doing?

592
00:29:45,958 --> 00:29:47,208
- I just can't.

593
00:29:50,292 --> 00:29:51,125
- [Joel] Hello.

594
00:29:51,125 --> 00:29:51,958
- Hi, Joel.

595
00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:52,792
- Okay.

596
00:29:52,792 --> 00:29:53,625
- Yeah, I'm at Daddy's.

597
00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:54,666
Put Ma on, Daddy wants to talk to her.

598
00:29:54,667 --> 00:29:56,457
- You can hang up right now, come on.

599
00:29:56,458 --> 00:29:57,500
- No, hey, hey.

600
00:29:58,708 --> 00:29:59,708
Mm-hmm.

601
00:30:00,417 --> 00:30:02,708
- It's Ruthie, she says
Pop wants to talk to you.

602
00:30:02,750 --> 00:30:04,750
- Tell him I'm indisposed.

603
00:30:06,708 --> 00:30:08,541
- [Joel] She's indisposed.

604
00:30:08,542 --> 00:30:10,291
- Let me talk to Ma.

605
00:30:10,292 --> 00:30:11,292
- It's Ruthie.

606
00:30:14,292 --> 00:30:15,791
- Hi, Ruthie, he needs a secretary

607
00:30:15,792 --> 00:30:17,499
to make his calls for him?

608
00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:18,957
- Ask her, where did she hide my sweater,

609
00:30:18,958 --> 00:30:21,416
the brown one with the
leather patches inside.

610
00:30:21,417 --> 00:30:23,666
- Tell him the maid quit.

611
00:30:23,667 --> 00:30:26,582
- You know, you're making
a goddamn fool of yourself.

612
00:30:26,583 --> 00:30:29,249
Not that I give a damn, and
there's no food in the icebox.

613
00:30:29,250 --> 00:30:32,457
- It's not an icebox, it's a refrigerator.

614
00:30:32,458 --> 00:30:34,791
And if you wanna complain
about the service,

615
00:30:34,792 --> 00:30:36,916
you better get used to
it, because I am finished.

616
00:30:36,917 --> 00:30:37,999
You're on your own now.

617
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,249
- That's just fine by me.

618
00:30:39,250 --> 00:30:40,916
- Good, then we agree.

619
00:30:40,917 --> 00:30:41,792
- That'll be the day.

620
00:30:41,793 --> 00:30:42,917
- Goodbye, Sam.

621
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,000
- Ma.

622
00:30:52,750 --> 00:30:55,124
- Well that's very nice.

623
00:30:55,125 --> 00:30:56,625
You must be proud of yourself.

624
00:30:57,542 --> 00:30:58,542
- She'll be back.

625
00:31:03,833 --> 00:31:06,208
- Honey, why aren't you asleep?

626
00:31:07,125 --> 00:31:08,791
- I had a bad dream.

627
00:31:08,792 --> 00:31:10,292
- [Molly] Oh, come on up here.

628
00:31:13,125 --> 00:31:15,082
- [Melissa] Can I sleep in your bed?

629
00:31:15,083 --> 00:31:17,792
- Okay, for a little
while, go on, get under.

630
00:31:19,208 --> 00:31:20,208
- I miss Papa.

631
00:31:21,917 --> 00:31:24,207
- Close your eyes, you'll seen Papa soon.

632
00:31:24,208 --> 00:31:26,374
- Will you take me to see him?

633
00:31:26,375 --> 00:31:28,416
- Your daddy'll take you to see him.

634
00:31:28,417 --> 00:31:30,582
- But I want you to take me.

635
00:31:30,583 --> 00:31:31,958
- I can't, honey.

636
00:31:34,958 --> 00:31:36,500
- Are you mad at Papa?

637
00:31:39,583 --> 00:31:40,750
- I don't know.

638
00:31:42,083 --> 00:31:43,958
You know, sometimes people get upset.

639
00:31:44,875 --> 00:31:45,958
Sometimes.

640
00:31:50,458 --> 00:31:51,458
Close your eyes.

641
00:31:53,708 --> 00:31:57,707
<i>♪ Oh the buzzing of the bees
in the cigarette trees ♪</i>

642
00:31:57,708 --> 00:32:01,207
<i>♪ Soda water fountain ♪</i>

643
00:32:01,208 --> 00:32:05,582
<i>♪ Where the lemonade springs
and the bluebird sings ♪</i>

644
00:32:05,583 --> 00:32:09,624
<i>♪ And the big rock in the mountain ♪</i>

645
00:32:09,625 --> 00:32:12,708
<i>♪ Oh the big rock in ♪</i>

646
00:32:16,333 --> 00:32:17,957
- Joel.

647
00:32:17,958 --> 00:32:19,125
Joel, wake up.

648
00:32:20,625 --> 00:32:22,042
You were having a bad dream.

649
00:32:24,542 --> 00:32:26,124
- Oh, I'm all right.

650
00:32:26,125 --> 00:32:27,957
- What were you dreaming?

651
00:32:27,958 --> 00:32:29,749
- Oh, uh.

652
00:32:29,750 --> 00:32:31,499
Oh wow.

653
00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:34,082
- Awww, are you okay?

654
00:32:34,083 --> 00:32:35,083
- Mm-hmm.

655
00:32:37,375 --> 00:32:40,292
- Oh, it was that kinda dream, huh?

656
00:32:41,958 --> 00:32:42,792
Come on.

657
00:32:42,793 --> 00:32:45,374
- No, no, my mom's in the next room.

658
00:32:45,375 --> 00:32:46,708
- So what, she's been here a week.

659
00:32:46,750 --> 00:32:47,542
She could be here forever.

660
00:32:47,583 --> 00:32:49,500
- No, no, sh sh sh.

661
00:32:52,083 --> 00:32:53,791
Do you hear something?

662
00:32:59,250 --> 00:33:00,832
- Ma?

663
00:33:00,833 --> 00:33:02,332
Ma?

664
00:33:02,333 --> 00:33:05,167
- [Sharon] Molly, what are you doing?

665
00:33:07,458 --> 00:33:10,124
- I couldn't sleep, and
I know how hard it is

666
00:33:10,125 --> 00:33:12,041
to keep up with the housework.

667
00:33:12,042 --> 00:33:15,083
- I'll do it tomorrow, in the daylight.

668
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,458
- Where is everything?

669
00:33:19,292 --> 00:33:21,457
Where's my Honolulu cooler?

670
00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:23,582
- The plastic pitcher with
the green liquid in it?

671
00:33:23,583 --> 00:33:24,542
I threw it out.

672
00:33:24,542 --> 00:33:25,375
- You threw it out?

673
00:33:25,376 --> 00:33:27,416
- Yeah, but I washed the pitcher.

674
00:33:27,417 --> 00:33:29,332
That stuff's no good for you, Joel.

675
00:33:29,333 --> 00:33:30,957
It's nothing but sugar.

676
00:33:30,958 --> 00:33:32,125
- It gives you pimples.

677
00:33:35,083 --> 00:33:36,416
- Good morning, fish.

678
00:33:36,417 --> 00:33:38,708
I hope you slept well,
because I sure didn't.

679
00:33:56,583 --> 00:33:58,166
I'm going out for a little while.

680
00:33:58,167 --> 00:33:59,167
I'll be home early.

681
00:34:02,917 --> 00:34:06,332
- We all get a little
overheated sometimes.

682
00:34:06,333 --> 00:34:08,874
I could tell you stories
about me and Rose,

683
00:34:08,875 --> 00:34:10,791
but what's the difference?

684
00:34:10,792 --> 00:34:12,332
We work it out.

685
00:34:12,333 --> 00:34:14,791
- If Frieda talked to me
the way Molly talked to Sam,

686
00:34:14,792 --> 00:34:16,832
her bags'd be out on the
sidewalk in two minutes flat.

687
00:34:16,833 --> 00:34:18,957
- Come on, Feldman,
everybody knows Frieda's

688
00:34:18,958 --> 00:34:20,707
got you wrapped around her little finger.

689
00:34:20,708 --> 00:34:22,124
- [Morris] What about you,
Ida coughs and you cringe.

690
00:34:22,125 --> 00:34:24,457
- Bullshit.
- Bullshit yourself.

691
00:34:24,458 --> 00:34:25,458
- Watch it.

692
00:34:26,208 --> 00:34:28,582
Hey, Sam, don't sit
over there by yourself.

693
00:34:28,583 --> 00:34:29,957
Come on, pull up a chair.

694
00:34:29,958 --> 00:34:32,249
- I wouldn't wanna interrupt anything.

695
00:34:32,250 --> 00:34:34,916
- Don't worry about it, we
were just talking about you.

696
00:34:34,917 --> 00:34:37,041
- So, how's the bachelor life?

697
00:34:37,042 --> 00:34:38,082
- Compared to what?

698
00:34:38,083 --> 00:34:39,458
- You doing all right, Sam?

699
00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:40,624
- Ah, I'm getting along.

700
00:34:40,625 --> 00:34:42,499
- Well me and Bernie are
planning a night out.

701
00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:44,666
We're gonna go watch my
son play at a nightclub,

702
00:34:44,667 --> 00:34:45,667
have a few drinks.

703
00:34:45,668 --> 00:34:47,416
- Who knows what else might happen?

704
00:34:47,417 --> 00:34:48,999
- Come along, live a little.

705
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,457
- I don't wanna go into that nonsense.

706
00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:53,707
- You listen to these assholes,

707
00:34:53,708 --> 00:34:55,416
you oughta have your head examined.

708
00:34:55,417 --> 00:34:56,417
- What do you know?

709
00:34:56,418 --> 00:34:57,499
- What do I?

710
00:34:57,500 --> 00:35:01,457
I know when a putz stands
up, the brain sits down.

711
00:35:01,458 --> 00:35:02,999
Look, leave him alone, will you?

712
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,457
He's doing a wonderful
job screwing up his life,

713
00:35:05,458 --> 00:35:07,208
without any help from you guys.

714
00:35:09,083 --> 00:35:10,999
- I love this place.

715
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,458
Don't you, it's so intimate.

716
00:35:13,792 --> 00:35:18,291
- Is this your first time, here, I mean??

717
00:35:18,292 --> 00:35:21,458
- No, I've actually been here
a couple of times before.

718
00:35:22,667 --> 00:35:25,917
- I'm really happy about my house.

719
00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:27,833
- It's a great house.

720
00:35:29,042 --> 00:35:31,249
I drove the neighborhood
again, not too many kids.

721
00:35:31,250 --> 00:35:32,332
I checked out the comparables,

722
00:35:32,333 --> 00:35:34,666
I think we got a real bargain.

723
00:35:34,667 --> 00:35:37,916
- I don't think I could have
ever done it without your help.

724
00:35:37,917 --> 00:35:41,416
Especially since I'm married
to someone who doesn't care

725
00:35:41,417 --> 00:35:44,582
where he lives, as long as it's
close to a railroad station.

726
00:35:44,583 --> 00:35:46,166
- Hey, Joel, what are you doing over here

727
00:35:46,167 --> 00:35:47,416
in the corner, hiding?

728
00:35:47,417 --> 00:35:50,124
- No, I was actually
having lunch with a client.

729
00:35:50,125 --> 00:35:51,582
We just closed a house deal.

730
00:35:51,583 --> 00:35:52,417
- Oh.

731
00:35:52,418 --> 00:35:53,624
- Matt, this is Tracy Laughlin.

732
00:35:53,625 --> 00:35:55,624
Tracy, this is Matt Muglich.

733
00:35:55,625 --> 00:35:57,416
- [Matt] Tracy, very nice to meet you.

734
00:35:57,417 --> 00:35:58,292
- Hello, Matt.

735
00:35:58,293 --> 00:36:00,124
- [Joel] Now Tracy and her
husband are buying a house.

736
00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:02,457
- Oh, very nice.

737
00:36:02,458 --> 00:36:03,916
Maybe I oughta pull up a chair, huh?

738
00:36:03,917 --> 00:36:06,832
- No, no, actually, we were
just getting ready to go.

739
00:36:06,833 --> 00:36:09,749
We just have a couple last details to, uh,

740
00:36:09,750 --> 00:36:11,582
to work on the closing.

741
00:36:11,583 --> 00:36:15,749
- Okay, well, Tracy, very
very nice to meet you.

742
00:36:15,750 --> 00:36:16,750
- Same here.

743
00:36:17,458 --> 00:36:18,957
- Hey, say hi to Sharon for me, huh?

744
00:36:18,958 --> 00:36:19,958
- I will, I'll do that.

745
00:36:19,959 --> 00:36:23,207
- [Matt] And, Melissa, how old
is she now, by the way, five?

746
00:36:23,208 --> 00:36:24,167
- She's almost seven.

747
00:36:24,168 --> 00:36:28,124
- Seven years old, whew,
man, the years fly by, huh?

748
00:36:28,125 --> 00:36:30,124
To think you've been married that long.

749
00:36:30,125 --> 00:36:31,832
Well, I was the best man at your wedding.

750
00:36:31,833 --> 00:36:32,667
I should know, right?

751
00:36:32,668 --> 00:36:34,291
- That's right, you were there, Matt.

752
00:36:34,292 --> 00:36:36,292
- Hey, we're still on for Friday, right?

753
00:36:37,583 --> 00:36:38,583
Whewwww.

754
00:36:40,625 --> 00:36:42,416
- What's Friday?

755
00:36:42,417 --> 00:36:46,332
- Uh, we play racquetball
together on Fridays.

756
00:36:46,333 --> 00:36:48,791
- I didn't know you played racquetball.

757
00:36:48,792 --> 00:36:50,291
I play racquetball.

758
00:36:50,292 --> 00:36:51,292
- Oh you do?

759
00:36:53,292 --> 00:36:55,249
- I love racquet sports.

760
00:37:02,667 --> 00:37:04,917
- Yoo-hoo, Mr. Kaplan, Sam.

761
00:37:10,667 --> 00:37:12,374
I heard the news.

762
00:37:12,375 --> 00:37:14,166
- It was on CNN?

763
00:37:14,167 --> 00:37:16,166
- I made you some comfort soup.

764
00:37:16,167 --> 00:37:18,457
- Thank you, but I don't
really need anything.

765
00:37:18,458 --> 00:37:21,374
- Everyone needs something
at a time like this.

766
00:37:21,375 --> 00:37:24,125
Jack's been gone for 10
years, I still cook for two.

767
00:37:25,042 --> 00:37:27,749
Come over Friday night,
I'll cook you supper.

768
00:37:27,750 --> 00:37:29,291
- I think I'm busy Friday.

769
00:37:29,292 --> 00:37:30,832
- Too busy to eat supper?

770
00:37:30,833 --> 00:37:32,207
Of course you'll come over.

771
00:37:32,208 --> 00:37:33,791
Six o'clock.

772
00:37:43,250 --> 00:37:45,707
- I'm going to driving class,
I'll be back later, Joel.

773
00:37:45,708 --> 00:37:46,874
- Okay.

774
00:37:46,875 --> 00:37:49,291
- Good morning, Molly, you
look scrumptious this morning.

775
00:37:49,292 --> 00:37:50,707
- Oh thank you, Howard.

776
00:37:50,708 --> 00:37:52,457
- A good day for driving lesson, no?

777
00:37:52,458 --> 00:37:53,707
- I hope so.

778
00:37:53,708 --> 00:37:55,707
- Hello, Molly.
- Lou.

779
00:37:55,708 --> 00:37:56,917
- Oh, thank you, Lou.

780
00:38:33,458 --> 00:38:34,292
- Go ahead, ring.

781
00:38:34,293 --> 00:38:35,457
- Shouldn't we knock?

782
00:38:35,458 --> 00:38:36,957
- What is this, the UN?

783
00:38:36,958 --> 00:38:37,958
- Can you see him?
- No.

784
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,749
- [Ida] Remember, don't antagonize him.

785
00:38:39,750 --> 00:38:41,124
- I don't intend to say a word.

786
00:38:41,125 --> 00:38:42,125
- I gave already.

787
00:38:43,542 --> 00:38:44,749
Why don't you all come in?

788
00:38:44,750 --> 00:38:46,541
- You should be ashamed of yourself.

789
00:38:46,542 --> 00:38:49,333
- Frieda, we agreed, I'll do the talking.

790
00:38:50,417 --> 00:38:53,457
We are here to convey to you our--

791
00:38:53,458 --> 00:38:54,707
- Unanimous disapproval.

792
00:38:54,708 --> 00:38:57,832
- Our unanimous disapproval
of your behavior.

793
00:38:57,833 --> 00:39:00,166
- I've never seen such a
thing, like a wild animal.

794
00:39:00,167 --> 00:39:02,124
- Frieda, excuse me, was I talking?

795
00:39:02,125 --> 00:39:03,916
- I mean wolves behave better.

796
00:39:03,917 --> 00:39:05,499
They stay with their wives.

797
00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:07,749
I saw that on the Discovery Channel.

798
00:39:07,750 --> 00:39:09,124
I shouldn't even call you an animal.

799
00:39:09,125 --> 00:39:11,416
An animal attacks only
when they're threatened.

800
00:39:11,417 --> 00:39:13,207
Who threatened you?

801
00:39:13,208 --> 00:39:14,541
- Come on, let's go.

802
00:39:14,542 --> 00:39:16,166
- Hold on a minute.

803
00:39:16,167 --> 00:39:18,249
- We've come for Molly's things.

804
00:39:18,250 --> 00:39:19,749
- All of them.

805
00:39:19,750 --> 00:39:23,791
- Fine, go ahead, I can
use the closet space.

806
00:39:23,792 --> 00:39:25,542
And close the door on your way out.

807
00:39:29,083 --> 00:39:29,917
- We should be careful.

808
00:39:29,918 --> 00:39:31,707
We don't wanna push him over the edge.

809
00:39:31,708 --> 00:39:33,082
- What edge?

810
00:39:33,083 --> 00:39:36,082
- He could go elsewhere,
you know, another woman.

811
00:39:36,083 --> 00:39:38,416
- Oh sure, he could go elsewhere.

812
00:39:38,417 --> 00:39:40,667
But elsewhere wouldn't go to him.

813
00:39:41,542 --> 00:39:42,624
- [Frieda] Anything but that.

814
00:39:42,625 --> 00:39:45,041
- Why this is one of Molly's favorites.

815
00:39:45,042 --> 00:39:48,292
- Who was in retail for
27 years, Rose, you or me?

816
00:39:49,958 --> 00:39:51,791
- Going Going Gone Travel.

817
00:39:51,792 --> 00:39:53,666
Mm-hmm, hi.

818
00:39:53,667 --> 00:39:54,667
Yeah.

819
00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:58,166
Yeah, there are indoor
toilets on the island.

820
00:39:58,167 --> 00:39:59,167
Uh-huh.

821
00:40:00,042 --> 00:40:00,875
No no no.

822
00:40:00,876 --> 00:40:04,624
No, civil insurrection is not
covered in the refund clause.

823
00:40:04,625 --> 00:40:05,458
- Come on, I'm double
parked, Ruthie, could--

824
00:40:05,459 --> 00:40:07,249
- Okay, okay.

825
00:40:07,250 --> 00:40:09,874
You know what, I'm gonna
call you back in five.

826
00:40:09,875 --> 00:40:10,708
Yes I will.

827
00:40:10,709 --> 00:40:12,792
Yeah, five, I will, all right, bye-bye.

828
00:40:13,667 --> 00:40:14,749
- The Africa trip's on four.

829
00:40:14,750 --> 00:40:16,124
She wants to know about the camels.

830
00:40:16,125 --> 00:40:17,166
- What about the camels?

831
00:40:17,167 --> 00:40:18,249
- She wants the two-hump kind.

832
00:40:18,250 --> 00:40:20,124
She said she'll cancel
if we can't guarantee it.

833
00:40:20,125 --> 00:40:21,249
- You know what?

834
00:40:21,250 --> 00:40:22,999
Can you stall her till
I think of something?

835
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,667
- Sure, I'll take care of it.

836
00:40:29,500 --> 00:40:31,332
- Who's the guy?

837
00:40:31,333 --> 00:40:32,666
- Blake is my new assistant.

838
00:40:32,667 --> 00:40:34,916
And Joel, it's a big booking,

839
00:40:34,917 --> 00:40:36,291
so this better be important, all right?

840
00:40:36,292 --> 00:40:38,249
- She's having an affair.

841
00:40:38,250 --> 00:40:39,083
- Sharon?

842
00:40:39,084 --> 00:40:40,124
- Ma.

843
00:40:40,125 --> 00:40:40,958
- Ma?

844
00:40:40,959 --> 00:40:42,707
- Some aging Don Juan
in her driving class.

845
00:40:42,708 --> 00:40:44,374
She's going out on dates with the guy.

846
00:40:44,375 --> 00:40:46,208
- Ma is with some guy?

847
00:40:47,458 --> 00:40:48,541
What does his father do?

848
00:40:48,542 --> 00:40:50,624
- Ha ha ha, it's not funny, Ruthie.

849
00:40:50,625 --> 00:40:52,541
I think she should move in with you.

850
00:40:52,542 --> 00:40:54,791
Your place is small, she
won't feel comfortable there.

851
00:40:54,792 --> 00:40:56,499
It'll force her back to Pop.

852
00:40:56,500 --> 00:40:57,666
- No.

853
00:40:57,667 --> 00:40:59,166
- Why not, you're not living with anybody.

854
00:40:59,167 --> 00:41:00,917
I mean, the scuba diver moved out.

855
00:41:01,833 --> 00:41:04,333
- Oceanographer, and I can't right now.

856
00:41:06,750 --> 00:41:08,166
- Him?

857
00:41:08,167 --> 00:41:09,167
- Shut up.

858
00:41:09,168 --> 00:41:10,541
- God you're selfish.

859
00:41:10,542 --> 00:41:12,082
- I'm selfish, I'm selfish?

860
00:41:12,083 --> 00:41:14,291
Joel, that is exactly
the kind of criticism

861
00:41:14,292 --> 00:41:16,707
that I do not need in my
life right now, all right?

862
00:41:16,708 --> 00:41:19,082
This is a boundary issue, Joel.

863
00:41:19,083 --> 00:41:21,166
I am, you know what,
I'm just gonna let this

864
00:41:21,167 --> 00:41:23,250
roll of my back like I was a duck, okay.

865
00:41:24,333 --> 00:41:26,541
And besides, I'd be careful if I were you.

866
00:41:26,542 --> 00:41:28,166
I would, all right?

867
00:41:28,167 --> 00:41:29,000
- What's that supposed to mean?

868
00:41:29,001 --> 00:41:30,957
- I'm talking about people
who live in glass houses

869
00:41:30,958 --> 00:41:33,374
and sit at the table by the fireplace

870
00:41:33,375 --> 00:41:35,541
at Adolpho's, all right?

871
00:41:35,542 --> 00:41:38,208
- What, you talked to Matt
Muglich, that scumbag?

872
00:41:38,250 --> 00:41:39,250
- I cannot be--

873
00:41:39,251 --> 00:41:41,582
You're cheating on
Sharon, I could just die.

874
00:41:41,583 --> 00:41:43,999
- It was a client lunch, for Christ sakes.

875
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,291
What, she had some questions, we decided

876
00:41:45,292 --> 00:41:46,332
to go to lunch, that's it.

877
00:41:46,333 --> 00:41:48,666
- Yeah, I don't believe you.

878
00:41:48,667 --> 00:41:50,582
- You know, I don't care.

879
00:41:50,583 --> 00:41:51,666
It's none of your business anyway.

880
00:41:51,667 --> 00:41:53,499
- It is my business.

881
00:41:53,500 --> 00:41:55,416
- It is.
- Don't change the subject.

882
00:41:55,417 --> 00:41:56,250
- I'm not changing the subject.

883
00:41:56,250 --> 00:41:57,083
- She's your mother too.

884
00:41:57,084 --> 00:41:58,332
- Joel, I am busy here.

885
00:41:58,333 --> 00:42:00,749
- Look, you wanna leave it all
to me and Sharon, is that it?

886
00:42:00,750 --> 00:42:02,250
You're not gonna help us out at all!

887
00:42:06,708 --> 00:42:08,207
- It's okay, it's okay, Blake.

888
00:42:08,208 --> 00:42:09,042
It's just, it's my brother.

889
00:42:09,043 --> 00:42:10,958
He's on his way out.

890
00:42:13,250 --> 00:42:14,333
- I hate you!

891
00:42:16,875 --> 00:42:18,791
- It's been two weeks already.

892
00:42:18,792 --> 00:42:22,041
She's had her entire wardrobe shipped in.

893
00:42:22,042 --> 00:42:23,749
Where's my lettuce dryer?

894
00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:26,082
I can't find anything.

895
00:42:26,083 --> 00:42:27,375
Did you talk to her?

896
00:42:30,708 --> 00:42:31,708
I knew it.

897
00:42:38,500 --> 00:42:40,124
- Yeah.

898
00:42:40,125 --> 00:42:41,166
- Do you have a minute, Molly?

899
00:42:41,167 --> 00:42:44,582
- [Molly] For my beautiful
daughter-in-law, always.

900
00:42:44,583 --> 00:42:46,917
- Oh wow, that's so nice.

901
00:42:48,708 --> 00:42:52,916
- Not only my daughter-in-law,
but my friend.

902
00:42:52,917 --> 00:42:55,457
- Oh yeah, me too.

903
00:42:55,458 --> 00:42:57,792
That's why I wanted to tell you that

904
00:42:58,750 --> 00:43:01,707
there needs to be more
discussion of your plans.

905
00:43:01,708 --> 00:43:05,457
What your role might be
here if you were to stay.

906
00:43:05,458 --> 00:43:07,417
You know, for a long time?

907
00:43:09,083 --> 00:43:11,458
- What do you feel my
role should be, Sharon?

908
00:43:12,417 --> 00:43:15,249
- Okay, this isn't
coming out right at all.

909
00:43:15,250 --> 00:43:17,041
You know we love you.

910
00:43:17,042 --> 00:43:18,541
Melissa loves you.

911
00:43:18,542 --> 00:43:23,292
- She is a great kid, and
you are a wonderful mother.

912
00:43:24,375 --> 00:43:26,166
Yes you are.

913
00:43:26,167 --> 00:43:27,500
- Really? Oh wow.

914
00:43:28,500 --> 00:43:30,416
You know, Molly, I'm just
afraid if you stay here

915
00:43:30,417 --> 00:43:33,999
much longer we're not
gonna be such good friends.

916
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,832
- Oh, honey.

917
00:43:35,833 --> 00:43:38,582
I can call Ruthie, I
can stay on her couch.

918
00:43:38,583 --> 00:43:40,749
- Oh no, her apartment is too small.

919
00:43:40,750 --> 00:43:42,499
That would drive you crazy.

920
00:43:42,500 --> 00:43:45,458
- Yes, but my being here
is driving you crazy.

921
00:43:45,500 --> 00:43:48,749
- No no no, it's not that I'm crazy, yet.

922
00:43:48,750 --> 00:43:50,125
I just feel that.

923
00:43:52,625 --> 00:43:54,874
Here's the thing, I think
we can work this out.

924
00:43:54,875 --> 00:43:55,875
It's just that,

925
00:43:56,708 --> 00:43:58,875
I can't find anything
in my kitchen anymore.

926
00:43:59,875 --> 00:44:02,749
- Oh, that.

927
00:44:02,750 --> 00:44:06,208
Well, now that is just
a question of system.

928
00:44:06,250 --> 00:44:08,082
- It's okay, it's okay, I mean,

929
00:44:08,083 --> 00:44:10,957
it's probably better organized now anyway.

930
00:44:10,958 --> 00:44:15,707
- You know, I always had a
sense of where things belong.

931
00:44:15,708 --> 00:44:18,542
I'll explain the whole
system to you, it's simple.

932
00:44:21,667 --> 00:44:22,958
Once you get the hang of it,

933
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,041
you will never go back to your old system.

934
00:44:25,042 --> 00:44:27,375
- Oh, no, how could I, of course not.

935
00:44:28,625 --> 00:44:31,374
- But if you think I should leave?

936
00:44:31,375 --> 00:44:33,208
Sharon, it's your decision.

937
00:44:35,292 --> 00:44:36,666
- No.

938
00:44:36,667 --> 00:44:39,166
No, I think it's gonna be fine, Molly.

939
00:44:39,167 --> 00:44:41,458
You're welcome to stay, really you are.

940
00:44:42,625 --> 00:44:43,667
- You sure?
- Yeah.

941
00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:14,082
- Sam, I'm so glad you're home.

942
00:45:14,083 --> 00:45:16,499
I was worried you forgot
about your date tonight.

943
00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:17,958
- I was just getting ready to go out.

944
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,582
- What are you afraid of,
I'm not gonna bite you.

945
00:45:20,583 --> 00:45:21,583
Come on.

946
00:45:23,625 --> 00:45:24,957
- I'll be a few minutes.

947
00:45:24,958 --> 00:45:25,958
- Okay.

948
00:45:30,750 --> 00:45:32,042
- This is the living room.

949
00:45:33,708 --> 00:45:35,124
- You got a deal on birds?

950
00:45:35,125 --> 00:45:36,292
- You like them?

951
00:45:37,375 --> 00:45:38,791
- To me, a bird is a bird.

952
00:45:38,792 --> 00:45:40,833
I don't bother them, they don't bother me.

953
00:45:44,125 --> 00:45:46,957
- Perfect timing, come, come on.

954
00:46:00,292 --> 00:46:01,292
- Mm-hmm.

955
00:46:06,083 --> 00:46:07,083
- Hmm, hmm?

956
00:46:08,375 --> 00:46:09,208
- It's fine, it's very good.

957
00:46:09,209 --> 00:46:10,582
- Oh.

958
00:46:10,583 --> 00:46:11,791
- Can you pass me the salt?

959
00:46:11,792 --> 00:46:15,749
- Ah, I got used to cooking
without salt when Jack got sick.

960
00:46:15,750 --> 00:46:19,250
You get used to doing without
certain things after a while.

961
00:46:26,792 --> 00:46:27,792
- It's not too late.

962
00:46:28,958 --> 00:46:30,208
When he shows up, I can get rid of him.

963
00:46:30,250 --> 00:46:32,249
I'll tell him you moved.

964
00:46:32,250 --> 00:46:34,041
- Joel, you're really
getting on my nerves.

965
00:46:34,042 --> 00:46:35,042
Please stop it.

966
00:46:36,542 --> 00:46:37,542
Do I look all right?

967
00:46:38,750 --> 00:46:39,917
- You look great.

968
00:46:42,958 --> 00:46:43,958
- He's here!

969
00:46:45,583 --> 00:46:46,833
- [Molly] Okay.

970
00:46:51,083 --> 00:46:52,916
- Lou.
- Hello, Molly.

971
00:46:52,917 --> 00:46:55,874
- Well, don't you look spiffy tonight?

972
00:46:55,875 --> 00:46:57,416
- I brought you a copy of that book

973
00:46:57,417 --> 00:46:58,541
that I was telling you about.

974
00:46:58,542 --> 00:47:01,832
- The Guinness Book of Records, wow.

975
00:47:01,833 --> 00:47:02,957
Thank you, Lou.

976
00:47:03,959 --> 00:47:05,582
This is my son, Joel.

977
00:47:05,583 --> 00:47:07,291
- How do you do, Joel, it's a pleasure.

978
00:47:07,292 --> 00:47:09,541
You have a beautiful home here.

979
00:47:09,542 --> 00:47:11,166
- We like it.

980
00:47:11,167 --> 00:47:12,624
- Look, look what Lou brought me.

981
00:47:12,625 --> 00:47:14,249
- Oh yeah, that's a great book.

982
00:47:14,250 --> 00:47:15,541
- This is my daughter-in-law, Sharon.

983
00:47:15,542 --> 00:47:16,749
- How do you do, Sharon?

984
00:47:16,750 --> 00:47:18,083
- Hello.

985
00:47:18,125 --> 00:47:18,958
- And my little jewel, Melissa.

986
00:47:18,959 --> 00:47:20,916
- Oh, hello little jewel.

987
00:47:20,917 --> 00:47:22,291
- I'm not a little jewel.

988
00:47:23,875 --> 00:47:25,332
- Kids.

989
00:47:25,333 --> 00:47:26,958
- Where are you taking
my mother this evening?

990
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,332
I want you to know that I don't
approve of the whole thing.

991
00:47:29,333 --> 00:47:31,499
I can understand how you feel.

992
00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:33,291
But you don't have to worry about a thing.

993
00:47:33,292 --> 00:47:34,832
Your mother is in good hands.

994
00:47:34,833 --> 00:47:37,041
I've had my driver's
license for over a week.

995
00:47:37,042 --> 00:47:38,916
And besides, what with these new cars,

996
00:47:38,917 --> 00:47:41,291
they practically drive themselves.

997
00:47:41,292 --> 00:47:43,957
They have digital maps,
compasses, they talk to you.

998
00:47:43,958 --> 00:47:45,374
- I think we should go now, Lou.

999
00:47:45,375 --> 00:47:47,124
- They give you directions,
and if you don't

1000
00:47:47,125 --> 00:47:48,874
know where to go they
give you an itinerary.

1001
00:47:48,875 --> 00:47:49,708
- I really think should run.

1002
00:47:49,708 --> 00:47:50,542
Come on, Lou, bye.

1003
00:47:50,543 --> 00:47:52,082
- Bye, Nana.
- Bye, sweetheart.

1004
00:47:52,083 --> 00:47:53,541
- [Sharon] Nice to meet you.

1005
00:47:53,542 --> 00:47:55,042
- [Lou] Goodnight.

1006
00:47:58,875 --> 00:48:00,416
- Nice to meet you?

1007
00:48:00,417 --> 00:48:01,582
I can't believe you just said that.

1008
00:48:01,583 --> 00:48:03,166
- Oh, listen to this, Joel.

1009
00:48:03,167 --> 00:48:05,582
A mother-in-law in the Ural Mountains

1010
00:48:05,583 --> 00:48:09,291
logged an 87-year visit
to the home of her son,

1011
00:48:09,292 --> 00:48:13,041
cut short only by the avalanche of 1871,

1012
00:48:13,042 --> 00:48:16,082
which destroyed their entire village.

1013
00:48:16,083 --> 00:48:18,041
- [Lou] Well, what do you think?

1014
00:48:18,042 --> 00:48:20,333
- Ooh, it's so, so new.

1015
00:48:23,250 --> 00:48:24,874
Oh no, I couldn't.

1016
00:48:24,875 --> 00:48:25,875
- Come on, come on.

1017
00:48:27,208 --> 00:48:28,208
- I shouldn't.

1018
00:48:29,833 --> 00:48:31,250
Oh boy.

1019
00:48:32,333 --> 00:48:33,333
Woo.

1020
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,999
- Well, you cooked a
good dinner, thank you.

1021
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,374
I told some friends I would meet them,

1022
00:48:53,375 --> 00:48:55,332
so I'm a little late.

1023
00:48:55,333 --> 00:48:57,666
- Look, look.

1024
00:48:57,667 --> 00:48:59,957
It's natural that you're down in the dumps

1025
00:48:59,958 --> 00:49:01,250
at a time like this.

1026
00:49:02,833 --> 00:49:05,582
I thought a little conversation

1027
00:49:05,583 --> 00:49:08,749
might get your mind off
things, huh?

1028
00:49:08,750 --> 00:49:11,416
- Listen, Mrs. Rosen, Silvia,

1029
00:49:11,417 --> 00:49:13,332
I appreciate what you're trying to do,

1030
00:49:13,333 --> 00:49:15,082
but there's a situation here that

1031
00:49:15,083 --> 00:49:17,125
conversation isn't going to solve.

1032
00:49:18,792 --> 00:49:22,332
The fact of the matter is,
my wife drives me crazy.

1033
00:49:22,333 --> 00:49:23,707
And if you asked her, she would tell you

1034
00:49:23,708 --> 00:49:24,917
the same thing about me.

1035
00:49:26,083 --> 00:49:28,207
- So what else is new, that's marriage.

1036
00:49:28,208 --> 00:49:30,666
- If that's marriage, who needs it?

1037
00:49:30,667 --> 00:49:32,332
- You got a better system?

1038
00:49:32,333 --> 00:49:35,957
So what are you gonna do, you
gonna fight with strangers?

1039
00:49:35,958 --> 00:49:39,791
You think that, that
every time Jack brought in

1040
00:49:39,792 --> 00:49:42,999
one of his (foreign
language) $500 canaries,

1041
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,541
that I didn't wanna throw him

1042
00:49:44,542 --> 00:49:46,417
and the bird out into the street?

1043
00:49:47,500 --> 00:49:49,249
One time, I was so upset with him,

1044
00:49:49,250 --> 00:49:51,791
I took a bus down to his office.

1045
00:49:51,792 --> 00:49:54,582
I let out all the air on his tires.

1046
00:49:54,583 --> 00:49:56,374
He never found out who did it.

1047
00:49:57,208 --> 00:49:58,042
It was war.

1048
00:49:58,043 --> 00:49:59,708
- That's exactly what it is, it's war.

1049
00:50:00,750 --> 00:50:01,750
- Oh, but.

1050
00:50:02,667 --> 00:50:06,666
Sometimes, even in a war,
you have to call a truce.

1051
00:50:06,667 --> 00:50:07,833
Sometimes you have to,

1052
00:50:08,792 --> 00:50:10,250
you have to give in a little.

1053
00:50:13,458 --> 00:50:15,625
Go on over there and make up.

1054
00:50:16,875 --> 00:50:17,875
Believe me,

1055
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,957
fighting with somebody
is better than not having

1056
00:50:21,958 --> 00:50:23,542
anybody to fight with at all.

1057
00:50:25,333 --> 00:50:27,624
- I just want to say congratulations.

1058
00:50:27,625 --> 00:50:31,041
I am proud of all of you for
passing your driver's tests.

1059
00:50:32,292 --> 00:50:34,874
Yes, very good.

1060
00:50:34,875 --> 00:50:37,291
And I know you think you have
answered all the questions

1061
00:50:37,292 --> 00:50:39,375
correctly, but I have one more question.

1062
00:50:40,667 --> 00:50:43,082
What's the one time an alert driver

1063
00:50:43,083 --> 00:50:44,750
is not in control of the vehicle?

1064
00:50:45,708 --> 00:50:46,708
Anybody.

1065
00:50:48,667 --> 00:50:49,958
When he sneezes.

1066
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,957
- The sneeze, of course, the
heart stops, the eyes close.

1067
00:50:52,958 --> 00:50:54,207
You can't drive like that, I should have.

1068
00:50:54,208 --> 00:50:56,082
- Of course not, here we are.

1069
00:50:56,083 --> 00:50:58,957
- Oh, no thank you, I think
I'm the designated driver.

1070
00:50:58,958 --> 00:51:01,166
- Don't worry, it's nonalcoholic.

1071
00:51:01,167 --> 00:51:03,707
- Okay, thank you.

1072
00:51:03,708 --> 00:51:06,166
- The rate at which one gets inebriated

1073
00:51:06,167 --> 00:51:08,499
depends on many factors.

1074
00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:11,916
General physical condition,
level of fatigue,

1075
00:51:11,917 --> 00:51:13,582
and body weight.

1076
00:51:13,583 --> 00:51:15,958
Molly, what do you weigh?

1077
00:51:17,958 --> 00:51:20,457
It's in the interest of science.

1078
00:51:20,458 --> 00:51:24,416
- I, I'm, really I'm not
that interested in science.

1079
00:51:24,417 --> 00:51:25,292
- Oh.

1080
00:51:25,293 --> 00:51:33,167
<i>♪ No no no, no no ♪</i>

1081
00:51:37,292 --> 00:51:40,582
<i>♪ Not a warning, not a warning ♪</i>

1082
00:51:40,583 --> 00:51:44,499
<i>♪ I don't wanna know ♪</i>

1083
00:51:44,500 --> 00:51:48,791
<i>♪ I'm growing out my hair
and I'm changing my ways ♪</i>

1084
00:51:48,792 --> 00:51:53,624
<i>♪ I'm gonna stay in bed
till the end of the day ♪</i>

1085
00:51:53,625 --> 00:51:55,957
<i>♪ The summer, the spring ♪</i>

1086
00:51:55,958 --> 00:51:58,416
<i>♪ The winter and the fall ♪</i>

1087
00:51:58,417 --> 00:52:00,457
<i>♪ The birds and the bees ♪</i>

1088
00:52:00,458 --> 00:52:04,124
<i>♪ And the lake and the trees ♪</i>

1089
00:52:04,125 --> 00:52:06,124
<i>♪ I don't want it ♪</i>

1090
00:52:06,125 --> 00:52:08,249
<i>♪ No 'I' don't want it ♪</i>

1091
00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:13,166
<i>♪ I don't want it, no no no ♪</i>

1092
00:52:13,167 --> 00:52:15,499
<i>♪ No I don't want it ♪</i>

1093
00:52:15,500 --> 00:52:17,874
<i>♪ I don't want it ♪</i>

1094
00:52:17,875 --> 00:52:21,875
<i>♪ I don't want it, noooooooooow ♪</i>

1095
00:52:38,208 --> 00:52:39,832
- I could hear every word.

1096
00:52:39,833 --> 00:52:42,332
- Even as a kid, Allen was artistic.

1097
00:52:42,333 --> 00:52:44,167
- [Bernie] He's following his dream.

1098
00:52:45,625 --> 00:52:46,458
- Dad.

1099
00:52:46,459 --> 00:52:47,916
- That was a great song, Allen.

1100
00:52:47,917 --> 00:52:50,416
- Thanks, glad you liked it.

1101
00:52:50,417 --> 00:52:52,041
- Aren't you going to
introduce us to your friend?

1102
00:52:52,042 --> 00:52:53,249
- Oh, sorry, yeah.

1103
00:52:53,250 --> 00:52:55,208
This is Sheila.

1104
00:52:55,250 --> 00:52:56,250
- [Morris] Sheila who?

1105
00:52:56,251 --> 00:52:57,457
- Tagliaferro.

1106
00:52:57,458 --> 00:52:58,707
- [Morris] I'm Allen's dad.

1107
00:52:58,708 --> 00:52:59,542
- Hi, Dad.

1108
00:52:59,542 --> 00:53:00,375
- Sit down, take a load off.

1109
00:53:00,376 --> 00:53:01,582
- Here, take my seat.

1110
00:53:01,583 --> 00:53:02,707
I'm gonna get myself a beer.

1111
00:53:02,708 --> 00:53:03,708
I'll be back in a minute.

1112
00:53:03,709 --> 00:53:05,291
- [Allen] Thanks.

1113
00:53:05,292 --> 00:53:07,541
- So, Sheila, have you known Allen long?

1114
00:53:07,542 --> 00:53:08,791
- Not so long.

1115
00:53:08,792 --> 00:53:10,375
We just met tonight actually.

1116
00:53:12,458 --> 00:53:13,458
- Ah.

1117
00:53:13,500 --> 00:53:15,582
- Of course, there are many other things

1118
00:53:15,583 --> 00:53:17,416
that can cause accidents.

1119
00:53:17,417 --> 00:53:21,207
Velocity, mechanical condition
of the braking system,

1120
00:53:21,208 --> 00:53:23,749
road conditions, so forth and so forth.

1121
00:53:23,750 --> 00:53:26,791
And of course, personal response time.

1122
00:53:26,792 --> 00:53:29,166
- Personal response time, very important.

1123
00:53:29,167 --> 00:53:32,207
- Now, personal response time itself

1124
00:53:32,208 --> 00:53:34,207
can be affected by several factors.

1125
00:53:34,208 --> 00:53:37,124
- Particularly if you happen
to be sneezing at the time.

1126
00:53:37,125 --> 00:53:39,708
- No, that's an entirely separate issue.

1127
00:53:42,083 --> 00:53:43,083
Now.

1128
00:53:46,167 --> 00:53:46,958
<i>♪ I don't want it ♪</i>

1129
00:53:46,959 --> 00:53:48,499
- Hi.

1130
00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:49,500
- Hi yourself.

1131
00:53:49,501 --> 00:53:51,624
<i>♪ I don't want it ♪</i>

1132
00:53:51,625 --> 00:53:53,042
- I love that song.

1133
00:53:54,750 --> 00:53:56,207
What, you don't like it?

1134
00:53:56,208 --> 00:53:57,375
No, no, I like it.

1135
00:53:58,875 --> 00:54:00,458
Don't want what, exactly?

1136
00:54:00,500 --> 00:54:01,582
- Oh you know.

1137
00:54:01,583 --> 00:54:03,041
Anything you don't want.

1138
00:54:03,042 --> 00:54:04,042
- Mm-hmm.

1139
00:54:05,958 --> 00:54:07,916
I hadn't thought of it that way.

1140
00:54:07,917 --> 00:54:09,582
- Because I bet there's
something in your life

1141
00:54:09,583 --> 00:54:10,624
that you don't want, right?

1142
00:54:10,625 --> 00:54:11,708
- Oh believe me.

1143
00:54:13,417 --> 00:54:14,874
- My name is Heather.

1144
00:54:14,875 --> 00:54:16,374
- Sam, Sam Kaplan.

1145
00:54:16,375 --> 00:54:18,541
- Hi, Sam.
- Hi, Heather.

1146
00:54:21,292 --> 00:54:22,125
- Would you like a drink?

1147
00:54:22,126 --> 00:54:24,666
- Sure, that'd be great, I'll have a beer.

1148
00:54:24,667 --> 00:54:26,791
- Can we have another beer here, please?

1149
00:54:26,792 --> 00:54:28,833
- I like you, you're cute, you know that?

1150
00:54:30,250 --> 00:54:32,249
- At my age, all I get left is my looks.

1151
00:54:36,542 --> 00:54:37,542
Yeah, yeah.

1152
00:54:39,375 --> 00:54:40,624
You come here often?

1153
00:54:40,625 --> 00:54:42,416
- Every chance I get.

1154
00:54:42,417 --> 00:54:45,792
I get really tense at work,
and the music relaxes me.

1155
00:54:46,750 --> 00:54:48,207
- I get tense myself sometimes.

1156
00:54:48,208 --> 00:54:49,791
- Oh yeah, what do you do, Sam?

1157
00:54:49,792 --> 00:54:52,082
- I'm retired, I used to be
in the clothing business,

1158
00:54:52,083 --> 00:54:53,874
but I sold out.

1159
00:54:53,875 --> 00:54:56,249
- Oh, I bet you made a bundle.

1160
00:54:56,250 --> 00:54:59,833
- Oh, well, I wouldn't say that exactly.

1161
00:55:00,792 --> 00:55:02,499
- You know, I was married once.

1162
00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:03,624
Didn't work out, though.

1163
00:55:03,625 --> 00:55:04,999
- I'm sorry to hear that.

1164
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,000
- It's okay.

1165
00:55:07,042 --> 00:55:10,082
It only lasted a couple of
months, no permanent damage.

1166
00:55:10,083 --> 00:55:10,917
- Oh.

1167
00:55:10,918 --> 00:55:12,707
- I bet you been married
a long time, though, huh?

1168
00:55:12,708 --> 00:55:14,457
- Well, 40 years.

1169
00:55:14,458 --> 00:55:16,417
- 40 years, you're kidding.

1170
00:55:16,458 --> 00:55:17,250
- 40 years, no, I'm not.

1171
00:55:17,251 --> 00:55:19,957
- That's fantastic, you look so young.

1172
00:55:19,958 --> 00:55:21,042
- Really?
- Yeah.

1173
00:55:22,042 --> 00:55:22,875
- Hey, babe.

1174
00:55:22,875 --> 00:55:23,750
- Hi, Sean.

1175
00:55:23,750 --> 00:55:24,583
Where you been?

1176
00:55:24,584 --> 00:55:25,624
- Working late.

1177
00:55:25,625 --> 00:55:27,249
We're going over to Sally's, let's go.

1178
00:55:27,250 --> 00:55:28,167
- Cool.

1179
00:55:28,168 --> 00:55:30,958
Oh, it was real nice talking to you, Sam.

1180
00:55:33,750 --> 00:55:35,291
Thanks for the beer.

1181
00:55:35,292 --> 00:55:36,292
-Yep.

1182
00:55:39,167 --> 00:55:40,167
Hmm.

1183
00:56:21,750 --> 00:56:22,750
- [Joel] That's them.

1184
00:56:25,250 --> 00:56:26,250
- Joel!

1185
00:56:27,042 --> 00:56:29,417
- Thank you, Lou, I had a lovely time.

1186
00:56:30,458 --> 00:56:31,500
It was very

1187
00:56:33,125 --> 00:56:33,958
informative.

1188
00:56:33,959 --> 00:56:35,541
- Oh, I'm glad.

1189
00:56:35,542 --> 00:56:37,749
What a lovely evening.

1190
00:56:43,958 --> 00:56:46,457
Let's do it again sometime.

1191
00:56:46,458 --> 00:56:48,166
- Excuse me, excuse me.

1192
00:56:48,167 --> 00:56:50,082
Do you two have any idea what time it is?

1193
00:56:50,083 --> 00:56:51,832
I have been worried sick.

1194
00:56:51,833 --> 00:56:54,499
- Joel, what are you doing up?

1195
00:56:54,500 --> 00:56:56,166
- Worrying?

1196
00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:04,041
- [Molly] What's going on over there?

1197
00:57:04,042 --> 00:57:05,582
- I don't know, Ma, the
cops'll take care of it.

1198
00:57:05,583 --> 00:57:07,666
Come on, we're going to bed.

1199
00:57:07,667 --> 00:57:09,374
- Do you live around here, sir?

1200
00:57:09,375 --> 00:57:12,249
- You got it all there
on the driver's license.

1201
00:57:12,250 --> 00:57:14,082
- Would you step away from the car, sir?

1202
00:57:14,083 --> 00:57:17,582
- Looks like somebody's
being arrested, I can't tell.

1203
00:57:17,583 --> 00:57:18,667
Lou, can you see?

1204
00:57:19,667 --> 00:57:21,957
- Just step away from the car, sir.

1205
00:57:21,958 --> 00:57:24,374
- Uniform and a pistol and you
guys think you own the world.

1206
00:57:24,375 --> 00:57:25,791
- Would you walk a little for me, sir?

1207
00:57:25,792 --> 00:57:26,750
- Hey don't push, don't push.

1208
00:57:26,751 --> 00:57:29,791
- [Officer] Registered to a
Sam Kaplan on Oakmont Avenue.

1209
00:57:29,792 --> 00:57:31,166
- That's at least 10 miles from here.

1210
00:57:31,167 --> 00:57:32,083
- [Sam] So what if it is?

1211
00:57:32,084 --> 00:57:34,749
- [Sharon] Joel, what's
going on down there?

1212
00:57:34,750 --> 00:57:36,416
- I'll be up in a minute.

1213
00:57:36,417 --> 00:57:37,791
Ma, please.

1214
00:57:37,792 --> 00:57:40,957
- Less than 10% of all arrests

1215
00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:43,292
in the United States end in conviction.

1216
00:57:44,542 --> 00:57:45,375
- That few?

1217
00:57:45,376 --> 00:57:47,624
- It's in the World Almanac,
I'll lend you my copy.

1218
00:57:47,625 --> 00:57:49,832
- This guy's license
expired six months ago.

1219
00:57:49,833 --> 00:57:52,166
- Sir, are you aware you're
driving with an expired license?

1220
00:57:52,167 --> 00:57:53,374
- What are you, the Gestapo?

1221
00:57:53,375 --> 00:57:55,666
You guys lost the war,
don't you remember, come on.

1222
00:57:55,667 --> 00:57:57,416
- All right, that does it, buddy.

1223
00:57:57,417 --> 00:57:58,333
Spread 'em.

1224
00:57:58,334 --> 00:57:59,791
You have the right to remain silent.

1225
00:57:59,792 --> 00:58:02,041
- I had no idea you had problems like this

1226
00:58:02,042 --> 00:58:04,291
in your neighborhood, Joel.

1227
00:58:04,292 --> 00:58:07,957
- I think maybe it's time for
you to go home, Mr. Moskowitz.

1228
00:58:07,958 --> 00:58:08,958
- Oh.

1229
00:58:10,125 --> 00:58:11,832
I've enjoyed the evening, Molly.

1230
00:58:11,833 --> 00:58:14,207
- Me too, Lou, thanks again, goodnight.

1231
00:58:14,208 --> 00:58:15,499
- Goodnight.

1232
00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:19,582
- You, you, homewrecker,
wait'll I get my hands on you!

1233
00:58:19,583 --> 00:58:20,958
- Sam?

1234
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:24,666
- In my son's house, in
front of my grandchild!

1235
00:58:24,667 --> 00:58:25,667
Oow!

1236
00:58:26,417 --> 00:58:27,958
- Pop?

1237
00:58:38,292 --> 00:58:40,124
- You okay, Pop?

1238
00:58:40,125 --> 00:58:41,958
- [Officer] Sign here.

1239
00:58:42,958 --> 00:58:44,166
- My back is turned for five minutes,

1240
00:58:44,167 --> 00:58:46,832
and you're running around
till all hours of the night?

1241
00:58:46,833 --> 00:58:48,374
Having me arrested?

1242
00:58:48,375 --> 00:58:50,207
- I didn't have you
arrested, are you crazy?

1243
00:58:50,208 --> 00:58:51,749
- I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid.

1244
00:58:51,750 --> 00:58:53,791
I saw you, the both of you.

1245
00:58:53,792 --> 00:58:54,916
And in your house.

1246
00:58:54,917 --> 00:58:55,792
- You were spying on me?

1247
00:58:55,793 --> 00:58:57,332
- Are you all right, Daddy?

1248
00:58:57,333 --> 00:58:59,416
- Of course I'm all right,
why wouldn't I be all right?

1249
00:58:59,417 --> 00:59:01,499
My back is turned for five
minutes, and my wife is running

1250
00:59:01,500 --> 00:59:03,541
around till all hours of
the night with another man!

1251
00:59:03,542 --> 00:59:04,375
- Pop, with the voice.

1252
00:59:04,376 --> 00:59:05,916
- Don't with the voice me.

1253
00:59:05,917 --> 00:59:07,874
- All of a sudden you're
so interested in what I do?

1254
00:59:07,875 --> 00:59:09,416
All of a sudden you give a damn?

1255
00:59:09,417 --> 00:59:11,957
- I forbid you to go out with another man.

1256
00:59:11,958 --> 00:59:13,124
- Forbid me?

1257
00:59:13,125 --> 00:59:16,832
I've got news for you, you
don't forbid me anything.

1258
00:59:16,833 --> 00:59:17,667
- Tell him, girlfriend.

1259
00:59:17,668 --> 00:59:19,582
- Hey, don't let her talk to you that way.

1260
00:59:19,583 --> 00:59:21,291
- Daddy, I'm gonna call Eldon Krantz.

1261
00:59:21,292 --> 00:59:23,124
- Who, that fisher witch doctor?

1262
00:59:23,125 --> 00:59:24,707
The one you went out with for a whole year

1263
00:59:24,708 --> 00:59:26,957
and he dropped you like a hot potato?

1264
00:59:26,958 --> 00:59:28,666
- Don't you talk to Ruthie like that.

1265
00:59:28,667 --> 00:59:30,916
- I'll talk to Ruthie any way I want.

1266
00:59:30,917 --> 00:59:32,082
I wasn't talking to you anyway.

1267
00:59:32,083 --> 00:59:34,957
- Can you take your family
problems out on the street?

1268
00:59:34,958 --> 00:59:36,916
- Another stormtrooper heard from.

1269
00:59:36,917 --> 00:59:37,750
- Pop!

1270
00:59:37,751 --> 00:59:39,207
- This is what I have to put up with.

1271
00:59:39,208 --> 00:59:42,207
You open your month, and snakes come out.

1272
00:59:42,208 --> 00:59:44,499
- You wanna talk to me, talk to my lawyer.

1273
00:59:44,500 --> 00:59:46,041
- You don't have a lawyer.

1274
00:59:46,042 --> 00:59:46,917
- I'll get one.

1275
00:59:46,918 --> 00:59:49,916
- Don't let them get
you no public defender,

1276
00:59:49,917 --> 00:59:51,791
because those guys, they don't know shit.

1277
00:59:51,792 --> 00:59:53,791
- And in my own son's house.

1278
00:59:53,792 --> 00:59:55,332
- Oh come off it, Pop, where did you

1279
00:59:55,333 --> 00:59:56,874
want her to stay, at the Y?

1280
00:59:56,875 --> 00:59:59,707
- [Officer] Will you please get
your father out of here now?

1281
00:59:59,708 --> 01:00:00,542
- Let's go, Pop.

1282
01:00:00,543 --> 01:00:02,416
- Daddy, you need to have
somebody look at your head.

1283
01:00:02,417 --> 01:00:04,957
- [Sam] My head is fine,
don't worry about it!

1284
01:00:04,958 --> 01:00:07,291
You're the ones who are crazy!

1285
01:00:09,333 --> 01:00:11,999
- [Joel] Ma, you didn't
even give him a chance.

1286
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,874
- I'm supposed to make
pleasant conversation?

1287
01:00:13,875 --> 01:00:16,332
Come on, he's worse than ever.

1288
01:00:16,333 --> 01:00:18,707
- Why'd you let him walk
away like that, though, Mom?

1289
01:00:18,708 --> 01:00:19,708
Poor Daddy.

1290
01:00:20,583 --> 01:00:21,625
- Poor Daddy.

1291
01:00:22,708 --> 01:00:24,332
He's the saint and I'm the villain.

1292
01:00:24,333 --> 01:00:26,666
Because he's miserable, I
have to be miserable too.

1293
01:00:26,667 --> 01:00:27,500
No thank you.

1294
01:00:27,501 --> 01:00:29,957
If he wants a dog to
kick, let him get one.

1295
01:00:29,958 --> 01:00:31,291
- You know what he said to me when

1296
01:00:31,292 --> 01:00:33,249
I told him I was getting married?

1297
01:00:33,250 --> 01:00:34,374
You should only find the same happiness

1298
01:00:34,375 --> 01:00:36,416
I've had with your mother.

1299
01:00:36,417 --> 01:00:37,957
- He said that?

1300
01:00:37,958 --> 01:00:40,250
- Well, maybe he mumbled it.

1301
01:00:46,417 --> 01:00:47,707
- What happened to your head?

1302
01:00:47,708 --> 01:00:49,457
- Nothing, I bumped it rushing over here

1303
01:00:49,458 --> 01:00:51,499
so I wouldn't miss the early-bird special.

1304
01:00:51,500 --> 01:00:52,333
- Ohhhh.

1305
01:00:52,334 --> 01:00:53,501
- What's this?
- What's what?

1306
01:00:54,375 --> 01:00:56,208
- I see a piece of cellophane.

1307
01:00:56,250 --> 01:00:57,250
- Cellophane?

1308
01:00:58,667 --> 01:00:59,500
That's not cellophane,

1309
01:00:59,501 --> 01:01:01,832
that's the natural casing in the salami.

1310
01:01:01,833 --> 01:01:02,667
Cellophane?

1311
01:01:02,667 --> 01:01:03,625
- Hey, hey, Stub.

1312
01:01:03,626 --> 01:01:05,416
- Milo, what'll you have?

1313
01:01:05,417 --> 01:01:07,207
- Try the cellophane special.

1314
01:01:07,208 --> 01:01:09,708
- I'd like to, but I gotta
lotta work to do today.

1315
01:01:10,792 --> 01:01:11,708
- Have some coffee.

1316
01:01:11,709 --> 01:01:13,582
- [Milo] Yeah, I heard about your escapade

1317
01:01:13,583 --> 01:01:14,708
with the boys in blue.

1318
01:01:14,750 --> 01:01:15,750
- What about it?

1319
01:01:16,542 --> 01:01:19,249
- Well, I gotta tell you
Sam, you look like hell.

1320
01:01:19,250 --> 01:01:20,957
- You know what Ruthie
had the nerve to tell me?

1321
01:01:20,958 --> 01:01:22,707
I should see a therapist.

1322
01:01:22,708 --> 01:01:24,541
Another county heard from.

1323
01:01:24,542 --> 01:01:26,999
- [Milo] You need to
talk to somebody, Sam.

1324
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:28,958
- You go, you tell me all about it.

1325
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:30,832
- Why don't you talk to your rabbi?

1326
01:01:30,833 --> 01:01:32,666
- I sold my golf clubs.

1327
01:01:32,667 --> 01:01:33,957
- Then talk to Father Malachy.

1328
01:01:33,958 --> 01:01:35,666
He's known you both for a long time.

1329
01:01:35,667 --> 01:01:37,499
- Over my dead body.

1330
01:01:37,500 --> 01:01:39,166
I don't have to talk to anybody, period.

1331
01:01:39,167 --> 01:01:41,249
- Good, fine, you wanna bullshit yourself?

1332
01:01:41,250 --> 01:01:44,041
You go right ahead, just
don't try to bullshit me.

1333
01:01:44,042 --> 01:01:45,207
You got yourself in a mess,

1334
01:01:45,208 --> 01:01:46,208
and you don't know how to get out of it.

1335
01:01:46,209 --> 01:01:47,541
- Are you finished?

1336
01:01:47,542 --> 01:01:48,916
- No I'm not finished.

1337
01:01:48,917 --> 01:01:51,124
You got your health, you
got food on the table,

1338
01:01:51,125 --> 01:01:52,957
you can take a holiday now and then.

1339
01:01:52,958 --> 01:01:54,207
And whether you wanna believe it or not,

1340
01:01:54,208 --> 01:01:57,207
you got a great wife
and a wonderful family.

1341
01:01:57,208 --> 01:01:58,916
So what is your problem?

1342
01:01:58,917 --> 01:02:01,666
People don't jump anymore
when you open your mouth?

1343
01:02:01,667 --> 01:02:03,874
Your memory starts to fade now and then?

1344
01:02:03,875 --> 01:02:06,708
Your joints ache a little when
you get up in the morning?

1345
01:02:06,750 --> 01:02:08,416
Join the club.

1346
01:02:08,417 --> 01:02:10,624
You wanna take something
God-given and precious

1347
01:02:10,625 --> 01:02:13,457
and flush it down the toilet, be my guest.

1348
01:02:13,458 --> 01:02:14,667
Just leave me out of it.

1349
01:02:17,708 --> 01:02:18,917
Now I'm finished.

1350
01:02:20,958 --> 01:02:22,542
- Who asked your opinion anyway?

1351
01:02:23,458 --> 01:02:25,917
I don't have to take
this crap from anybody!

1352
01:02:36,208 --> 01:02:37,042
- Damn.

1353
01:02:37,043 --> 01:02:38,666
- Pop.

1354
01:02:38,667 --> 01:02:39,667
- Oh, hi.

1355
01:02:40,667 --> 01:02:42,166
- What are you doing?

1356
01:02:42,167 --> 01:02:43,167
- I hate this thing.

1357
01:02:45,125 --> 01:02:46,708
- It's probably the spark plug.

1358
01:02:49,667 --> 01:02:51,167
- You know how to do all this?

1359
01:02:52,833 --> 01:02:55,666
- These things get
fouled up after a while.

1360
01:02:55,667 --> 01:02:56,833
- [Sam] Everything does.

1361
01:03:00,333 --> 01:03:01,916
- When's the last time you gave

1362
01:03:01,917 --> 01:03:03,207
this lawnmower some attention?

1363
01:03:03,208 --> 01:03:04,708
- I don't remember.

1364
01:03:08,250 --> 01:03:10,291
- You're not even gonna
ask me about Mom, are you?

1365
01:03:10,292 --> 01:03:11,292
- I am not.

1366
01:03:14,708 --> 01:03:15,583
- Don't you care?

1367
01:03:15,584 --> 01:03:17,707
- You wouldn't understand.

1368
01:03:17,708 --> 01:03:19,374
You're implicated in this, Joel.

1369
01:03:19,375 --> 01:03:21,374
If not for you, she would still be here.

1370
01:03:21,375 --> 01:03:22,749
You drove the getaway car.

1371
01:03:22,750 --> 01:03:25,957
- That is the most pathetic
thing I've ever heard.

1372
01:03:25,958 --> 01:03:28,207
- You shoulda brought her right back.

1373
01:03:28,208 --> 01:03:30,457
- Do you know why I came here today?

1374
01:03:30,458 --> 01:03:31,957
- The lawnmower repair company sent you?

1375
01:03:31,958 --> 01:03:34,625
- I came here to see you,
to see how you're doing.

1376
01:03:35,750 --> 01:03:37,250
- Look around, I'm doing fine.

1377
01:03:39,042 --> 01:03:41,457
I've had a couple of rough days.

1378
01:03:41,458 --> 01:03:42,792
Food coulda been better.

1379
01:03:44,292 --> 01:03:46,708
So, how's your mother?

1380
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:50,666
- As stubborn as you.

1381
01:03:54,542 --> 01:03:56,124
- I'm impressed.

1382
01:03:56,125 --> 01:03:57,125
- What?

1383
01:03:57,792 --> 01:03:59,041
- Good for you.

1384
01:03:59,042 --> 01:04:00,042
- Huh?

1385
01:04:01,833 --> 01:04:02,833
- Forget it.

1386
01:04:15,375 --> 01:04:16,542
- You're good.

1387
01:04:18,458 --> 01:04:19,542
- Great game.

1388
01:04:20,625 --> 01:04:21,583
You're good.

1389
01:04:21,584 --> 01:04:24,917
- Yeah, not good enough, you're amazing.

1390
01:04:29,583 --> 01:04:31,083
- Hey, Joel, Tracy.

1391
01:04:31,958 --> 01:04:33,167
How about a little doubles?

1392
01:04:34,042 --> 01:04:35,541
- No, I gotta get home.

1393
01:04:35,542 --> 01:04:36,666
- Why, what time is it?

1394
01:04:36,667 --> 01:04:37,667
- Five after seven.

1395
01:04:37,668 --> 01:04:40,249
- Oh, shit, I told Peter I'd pick him up

1396
01:04:40,250 --> 01:04:43,166
at the railroad station at 7:30.

1397
01:04:43,167 --> 01:04:44,167
I had fun.

1398
01:04:46,042 --> 01:04:47,499
Call me.

1399
01:04:47,500 --> 01:04:48,500
See you, Matt.

1400
01:04:52,875 --> 01:04:54,125
- Nice.

1401
01:04:55,042 --> 01:04:56,291
- What are you doing, man?

1402
01:04:56,292 --> 01:04:57,125
- What?

1403
01:04:57,125 --> 01:04:57,958
- What'd you say to Ruthie?

1404
01:04:57,959 --> 01:04:59,583
- Nothing, absolutely nothing.

1405
01:05:01,167 --> 01:05:03,374
She kept asking me questions.

1406
01:05:03,375 --> 01:05:05,499
- There's nothing going on
here, absolutely nothing.

1407
01:05:05,500 --> 01:05:06,958
- No, yeah, I can see that.

1408
01:05:08,792 --> 01:05:11,874
- I have to tell you something
before we get in there, okay?

1409
01:05:11,875 --> 01:05:13,582
- What are you talking about?

1410
01:05:15,042 --> 01:05:17,542
- Joel has a girlfriend, okay?

1411
01:05:17,583 --> 01:05:19,999
- What do you mean, that's impossible.

1412
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:21,374
- No, no, it's not impossible.

1413
01:05:21,375 --> 01:05:22,874
Trust me, they all do it.

1414
01:05:22,875 --> 01:05:25,041
- Why would you say
something like that, Ruthie?

1415
01:05:25,042 --> 01:05:27,249
They don't all do it, Joel doesn't do it.

1416
01:05:27,250 --> 01:05:28,291
Where did you hear that?

1417
01:05:28,292 --> 01:05:31,916
- Someone saw him with
someone at Adolpho's.

1418
01:05:31,917 --> 01:05:33,249
- Who saw him?

1419
01:05:33,250 --> 01:05:35,624
- Matt Muglich saw him
with a very attractive

1420
01:05:35,625 --> 01:05:37,500
blonde woman at Adolpho's.

1421
01:05:38,458 --> 01:05:41,333
- At Adolpho's, what, in the lounge?

1422
01:05:42,500 --> 01:05:44,499
Were they at the table by the fireplace?

1423
01:05:44,500 --> 01:05:45,333
Is that where they were?

1424
01:05:45,334 --> 01:05:47,041
You know, that's where he proposed to me.

1425
01:05:47,042 --> 01:05:48,374
I can't believe it, at Adolpho's?

1426
01:05:48,375 --> 01:05:49,499
- Sh, sh, sh.

1427
01:05:49,500 --> 01:05:51,749
And at the racquetball place, okay,

1428
01:05:51,750 --> 01:05:53,332
but I'm backing out now.

1429
01:05:53,333 --> 01:05:55,208
This is really, it's an
issue for you and Joel.

1430
01:05:55,250 --> 01:05:56,666
All right, so.

1431
01:05:56,667 --> 01:05:57,707
- [Eldon] Ruthie, how are you?

1432
01:05:57,708 --> 01:05:58,708
- Hi, Eldon.

1433
01:06:00,708 --> 01:06:02,416
Dr. Krantz.

1434
01:06:02,417 --> 01:06:04,457
- And Mrs. Kaplan, it's lovely to see you.

1435
01:06:04,458 --> 01:06:06,833
And I'm guessing this
would be Joel and Sharon.

1436
01:06:07,750 --> 01:06:09,499
Mr. Kaplan, how are you?

1437
01:06:09,500 --> 01:06:11,207
May I call you Sam?

1438
01:06:11,208 --> 01:06:12,749
- Stay with Mr. Kaplan.

1439
01:06:12,750 --> 01:06:13,791
That's what you called me when you

1440
01:06:13,792 --> 01:06:15,624
were trying to get into Ruthie's pants.

1441
01:06:15,625 --> 01:06:16,958
- Daddy.

1442
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:18,000
- Please.

1443
01:06:19,792 --> 01:06:21,124
- Okay.

1444
01:06:21,125 --> 01:06:23,374
- I realize it might seem unwieldy,

1445
01:06:23,375 --> 01:06:25,957
all of us meeting like this,
but it's been my experience

1446
01:06:25,958 --> 01:06:29,832
that getting together as a
family is almost essential

1447
01:06:29,833 --> 01:06:32,958
if we're going to have a
chance to sort things out.

1448
01:06:35,250 --> 01:06:38,374
Now, we all have things
bottled up inside us.

1449
01:06:38,375 --> 01:06:41,957
It's like, um, like a spider's web.

1450
01:06:41,958 --> 01:06:45,374
And we have to find a
way to unravel the thread

1451
01:06:45,375 --> 01:06:48,749
so we can find our way
out of the labyrinth.

1452
01:06:49,584 --> 01:06:51,166
- Daddy, Daddy, it's a metaphor.

1453
01:06:51,167 --> 01:06:52,707
- I know it's a metaphor.

1454
01:06:52,708 --> 01:06:54,624
- I only intended that as a metaphor

1455
01:06:54,625 --> 01:06:57,874
for the confusion that we
all feel in our daily lives.

1456
01:06:57,875 --> 01:06:59,208
That's a netsuke.

1457
01:07:00,083 --> 01:07:01,166
- Netsuke?

1458
01:07:01,167 --> 01:07:03,207
- Yeah, of course the Americans tend

1459
01:07:03,208 --> 01:07:04,499
to pronounce it nat-soo-kie,

1460
01:07:04,500 --> 01:07:07,957
but the Japanese prefer it netskay.

1461
01:07:07,958 --> 01:07:10,541
It's, it's quite valuable.

1462
01:07:10,542 --> 01:07:12,082
- At your rates, they could be bigger.

1463
01:07:12,083 --> 01:07:14,166
- Oh my God.

1464
01:07:14,167 --> 01:07:15,708
- Are you okay, Molly?

1465
01:07:17,042 --> 01:07:18,791
- It's fine, I'll be fine in a minute.

1466
01:07:18,792 --> 01:07:21,916
- Would you like some
water or perhaps some tea?

1467
01:07:21,917 --> 01:07:22,917
- Yeah, tea.

1468
01:07:26,500 --> 01:07:27,874
- [Eldon] Marlena, would you bring in

1469
01:07:27,875 --> 01:07:29,542
some tea for Mrs. Kaplan please?

1470
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:32,332
- [Sam] Can I ask a question?

1471
01:07:32,333 --> 01:07:33,832
- That's what we're here for.

1472
01:07:33,833 --> 01:07:36,416
- We all come in this room
here, and you wave your

1473
01:07:36,417 --> 01:07:40,457
magic wand and everything's
gonna be hunky dory?

1474
01:07:40,458 --> 01:07:43,124
- If you had the wand, Sam,

1475
01:07:43,125 --> 01:07:44,207
what would you do with it?

1476
01:07:44,208 --> 01:07:46,207
- Give me that wand for five minutes,

1477
01:07:46,208 --> 01:07:48,249
and I'd show you some changes.

1478
01:07:48,250 --> 01:07:49,499
- I'm going to the bathroom.

1479
01:07:49,500 --> 01:07:50,333
- Me too.

1480
01:07:50,334 --> 01:07:51,832
- Daddy, Joel, sit down.

1481
01:07:51,833 --> 01:07:52,833
Sit down!

1482
01:07:55,583 --> 01:07:59,082
- Admit it, Joel, you're having an affair.

1483
01:07:59,083 --> 01:08:00,083
- Well.

1484
01:08:00,875 --> 01:08:01,667
I don't understand.

1485
01:08:01,708 --> 01:08:04,124
- You're having an affair
with her, aren't you?

1486
01:08:04,125 --> 01:08:06,916
That blonde client, right,
she's the one, isn't she?

1487
01:08:06,917 --> 01:08:10,416
All the talks and the calls in the garage

1488
01:08:10,417 --> 01:08:12,541
and the muttering in your sleep,

1489
01:08:12,542 --> 01:08:15,249
and, oh, they're racquetball games, right?

1490
01:08:15,250 --> 01:08:16,457
Admit it.

1491
01:08:16,458 --> 01:08:17,999
- I haven't done a thing.

1492
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:20,499
- Oh, I see, you're
just thinking about it?

1493
01:08:20,500 --> 01:08:23,125
- Everybody thinks about
it, thinking doesn't count.

1494
01:08:24,792 --> 01:08:26,749
- I hope I'm not interrupting.

1495
01:08:26,750 --> 01:08:28,416
- No no no, not at all, just put it

1496
01:08:28,417 --> 01:08:30,292
in front of Mrs. Kaplan, please.

1497
01:08:34,417 --> 01:08:35,417
- Thank you.

1498
01:08:36,583 --> 01:08:37,667
- Thank you, Marlena.

1499
01:08:40,375 --> 01:08:43,207
Um, could we just slow down a minute here?

1500
01:08:43,208 --> 01:08:46,332
Ruthie, I thought this was
about your mother and father.

1501
01:08:46,333 --> 01:08:49,207
- It's her, it's her?

1502
01:08:49,208 --> 01:08:50,666
You left me for Marlena?

1503
01:08:50,667 --> 01:08:53,541
- Ruthie, this is hardly
the time or the place.

1504
01:08:53,542 --> 01:08:58,542
- I'm sorry, but that reject
from a Thighmaster infomercial?

1505
01:08:59,417 --> 01:09:02,166
- Ruthie, you and I walked together

1506
01:09:02,167 --> 01:09:06,041
for a few blissful moments,
and then our paths diverged.

1507
01:09:06,042 --> 01:09:07,666
- I told you he was a putz.

1508
01:09:07,667 --> 01:09:09,957
- Yeah, you were a real prick
the way you treated my sister.

1509
01:09:09,958 --> 01:09:11,666
- Yeah, the glass house speaks.

1510
01:09:11,667 --> 01:09:12,832
- You're despicable.

1511
01:09:12,833 --> 01:09:13,874
- I didn't do anything!

1512
01:09:13,875 --> 01:09:14,708
- I don't believe you.

1513
01:09:14,708 --> 01:09:15,542
- I don't either.

1514
01:09:15,543 --> 01:09:17,166
- That's enough outta
you, you've done enough!

1515
01:09:17,167 --> 01:09:18,457
- Hey, you leave her alone.

1516
01:09:18,458 --> 01:09:19,292
- That's right.

1517
01:09:19,292 --> 01:09:20,167
- Stop it, just stop it.

1518
01:09:20,168 --> 01:09:21,832
- Joel, you cheated on Sharon?

1519
01:09:21,833 --> 01:09:24,457
- Pop, I didn't, I swear.

1520
01:09:24,458 --> 01:09:25,791
- If you're having problems.

1521
01:09:25,792 --> 01:09:28,707
- Mr. Problem Solver, what a laugh.

1522
01:09:28,708 --> 01:09:31,582
- Okay, there's nothing to talk about.

1523
01:09:31,583 --> 01:09:33,166
Nothing is going on.

1524
01:09:33,167 --> 01:09:34,207
- You cheater.

1525
01:09:34,208 --> 01:09:35,541
- [Ruthie] I can't believe you.

1526
01:09:35,542 --> 01:09:38,624
- I mean, at Adolpho's, you bastard.

1527
01:09:38,625 --> 01:09:39,458
- Sharon.

1528
01:09:39,458 --> 01:09:40,292
- [Sam] You should talk
to me if you have--

1529
01:09:40,293 --> 01:09:42,957
- It's, it's, it's, there's
nothing to talk about.

1530
01:09:42,958 --> 01:09:45,874
- Joel, Ruthie, Sharon,
Mr. and Mrs. Kaplan,

1531
01:09:45,875 --> 01:09:48,874
can we all calm down for just a moment?

1532
01:09:48,875 --> 01:09:50,291
- Joel, you're pathetic.

1533
01:09:50,292 --> 01:09:51,374
- I'll kill you!

1534
01:09:51,375 --> 01:09:52,457
- I'll kill you.

1535
01:09:53,750 --> 01:09:57,250
- Well, it would seem that our time is up.

1536
01:09:58,458 --> 01:09:59,541
- What do you mean, our time is up?

1537
01:09:59,542 --> 01:10:01,541
- Now now now, let's not get discouraged.

1538
01:10:01,542 --> 01:10:04,207
The first sessions are
usually a bit complicated,

1539
01:10:04,208 --> 01:10:08,874
which is why I prefer to make
them as brief as possible.

1540
01:10:08,875 --> 01:10:13,291
But I think we had a real,
made some real progress here.

1541
01:10:13,292 --> 01:10:17,374
Maybe even a breakthrough.

1542
01:10:17,375 --> 01:10:19,957
Marlena, would you call
Dr. Bienstock for me?

1543
01:10:19,958 --> 01:10:22,416
I'm feeling a lot of tension
in my chest, and I think

1544
01:10:22,417 --> 01:10:25,375
it would be a good idea to
see him as soon as possible.

1545
01:10:26,708 --> 01:10:28,375
- I didn't get to drink my tea.

1546
01:10:35,083 --> 01:10:35,917
- Where's Milo?

1547
01:10:35,917 --> 01:10:36,750
I gotta tell him what happened

1548
01:10:36,751 --> 01:10:38,960
at the shrink doctor's
yesterday, he won't believe it.

1549
01:10:41,083 --> 01:10:42,124
What's the matter?

1550
01:10:42,125 --> 01:10:43,125
- Sit down, Sam.

1551
01:10:44,333 --> 01:10:45,374
- What's wrong?

1552
01:10:45,375 --> 01:10:48,082
- We just heard from Milo's sister.

1553
01:10:48,083 --> 01:10:51,333
She tried to phone you,
but you musta been out.

1554
01:10:52,458 --> 01:10:55,624
Milo was rushed to the
hospital this morning.

1555
01:10:55,625 --> 01:10:57,166
He had a stroke.

1556
01:10:57,167 --> 01:10:58,167
- How is he?

1557
01:11:01,417 --> 01:11:02,708
Oh my God.

1558
01:11:04,167 --> 01:11:05,167
Milo.

1559
01:11:08,042 --> 01:11:09,208
He was meeting me here.

1560
01:11:12,542 --> 01:11:13,875
I have to talk to Milo.

1561
01:11:15,417 --> 01:11:16,583
I need to talk to him.

1562
01:11:21,792 --> 01:11:22,792
- Sam?

1563
01:11:24,958 --> 01:11:26,707
Are you here?

1564
01:11:26,708 --> 01:11:27,708
Sam?

1565
01:11:29,208 --> 01:11:30,208
Where are you?

1566
01:11:34,250 --> 01:11:37,166
Sam, please, don't do this.

1567
01:11:37,167 --> 01:11:41,167
This, this isn't a time to be alone.

1568
01:11:44,417 --> 01:11:46,833
- The last time I saw
him, we had a big fight.

1569
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:49,541
- That doesn't matter.

1570
01:11:49,542 --> 01:11:51,832
- He was my best friend.

1571
01:11:51,833 --> 01:11:53,291
He lived alone his whole life,

1572
01:11:53,292 --> 01:11:54,958
and now, when he really needed me,

1573
01:11:56,042 --> 01:11:57,125
I wasn't there.

1574
01:11:58,458 --> 01:12:00,666
- How could you know?

1575
01:12:05,750 --> 01:12:07,333
- I can't put him in the ground.

1576
01:12:10,542 --> 01:12:11,624
Don't look at me.

1577
01:12:11,625 --> 01:12:15,166
- No no, that's okay, go ahead, go ahead.

1578
01:12:21,500 --> 01:12:23,083
- Stay a little while, will you?

1579
01:12:26,625 --> 01:12:28,042
- A little while.

1580
01:12:52,542 --> 01:12:55,374
- [Priest] Because God has
chosen to call our brother Milo

1581
01:12:55,375 --> 01:12:57,375
from this life to Himself,

1582
01:12:58,417 --> 01:13:00,583
we commit his body to the Earth.

1583
01:13:02,042 --> 01:13:06,666
For we are dust, and unto
dust we shall return.

1584
01:13:06,667 --> 01:13:10,291
Eternal rest, grant unto him, oh Lord,

1585
01:13:10,292 --> 01:13:13,000
and let perpetual light shine upon him.

1586
01:13:14,625 --> 01:13:17,707
May the peace of God, which
is beyond all understanding

1587
01:13:17,708 --> 01:13:20,041
keep your hearts and minds
in the knowledge and love

1588
01:13:20,042 --> 01:13:24,332
of God, and of His son,
our Lord Jesus Christ.

1589
01:13:24,333 --> 01:13:26,041
May almighty God bless you,

1590
01:13:26,042 --> 01:13:29,874
the father, the son and
the Holy Spirit, Amen.

1591
01:13:29,875 --> 01:13:31,332
- Amen.
- Amen.

1592
01:13:31,333 --> 01:13:34,541
- Go in the peace of
Christ, thanks be to God.

1593
01:13:34,542 --> 01:13:37,582
- Thanks be to God.
- Thanks be to God.

1594
01:13:48,333 --> 01:13:49,916
- Daddy, are you okay to go back alone?

1595
01:13:49,917 --> 01:13:51,166
- Yeah, sure.

1596
01:13:51,167 --> 01:13:53,957
So, what about you, Ruthie,
is everything okay with you?

1597
01:13:53,958 --> 01:13:55,416
- Everything's pretty good for a change.

1598
01:13:55,417 --> 01:13:56,250
- That's good.

1599
01:13:56,250 --> 01:13:57,250
- Work's going well.

1600
01:13:58,125 --> 01:13:59,791
- Are you seeing anybody?

1601
01:13:59,792 --> 01:14:01,249
- This guy I work with.

1602
01:14:01,250 --> 01:14:03,541
- Is he a nice fella, is he serious?

1603
01:14:03,542 --> 01:14:06,624
- Well he invited me to go to
Mexico with him this weekend.

1604
01:14:06,625 --> 01:14:09,250
- In my day, you invited
someone to go to the movies.

1605
01:14:10,375 --> 01:14:11,957
- Dad, things are different today.

1606
01:14:11,958 --> 01:14:12,958
- You're telling me.

1607
01:14:13,917 --> 01:14:16,041
If he's serious, okay.

1608
01:14:16,042 --> 01:14:18,166
If he wants the honeymoon
before the marriage.

1609
01:14:18,167 --> 01:14:20,375
- Maybe I want the honeymoon
before the marriage.

1610
01:14:21,500 --> 01:14:24,457
- Listen, I want you
to do something for me.

1611
01:14:24,458 --> 01:14:26,499
Tell your mother it's time to come home.

1612
01:14:26,500 --> 01:14:28,250
- Daddy, you have to tell herself.

1613
01:14:29,417 --> 01:14:31,167
- Everything I do makes it worse.

1614
01:14:32,292 --> 01:14:33,874
- You have to keep trying.

1615
01:14:33,875 --> 01:14:35,374
- Yeah.
- Bye.

1616
01:14:35,375 --> 01:14:36,375
- Bye-bye.

1617
01:14:43,708 --> 01:14:48,374
<i>♪ They went upon their
heavenly honeymoon ♪</i>

1618
01:15:31,667 --> 01:15:33,166
- What do you think?

1619
01:15:33,167 --> 01:15:34,500
You think she'll go for it?

1620
01:15:35,542 --> 01:15:36,542
Wish me luck.

1621
01:15:38,792 --> 01:15:41,291
- Rudy, how much for a dozen roses?

1622
01:15:41,292 --> 01:15:42,458
- Which ones?

1623
01:15:42,500 --> 01:15:44,457
- Those, the yellow ones, over there.

1624
01:15:44,458 --> 01:15:46,874
- Ahhh, the yellow ones.

1625
01:15:46,875 --> 01:15:48,250
$40 a dozen.

1626
01:15:49,500 --> 01:15:51,500
They come all the way from Chile by air.

1627
01:15:52,958 --> 01:15:54,124
- [Sam] You got any seconds?

1628
01:15:54,125 --> 01:15:57,041
- Are they for someone
special in your life, Sam?

1629
01:15:57,042 --> 01:15:57,875
- Yeah.
- Yeahhhhh.

1630
01:15:57,875 --> 01:15:58,708
- You could so say.

1631
01:15:58,709 --> 01:15:59,999
- Then you gotta buy them.

1632
01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:02,916
When they open up full,
they'll take your breath away.

1633
01:16:02,917 --> 01:16:03,958
They're so beautiful.

1634
01:16:05,875 --> 01:16:07,833
- Well if that's the price of love.

1635
01:16:16,750 --> 01:16:17,583
- Oh, Lou.

1636
01:16:17,584 --> 01:16:18,999
- Hello, Molly.

1637
01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:20,541
- Oh, they're beautiful.

1638
01:16:20,542 --> 01:16:22,958
Let me put them in water before we go.

1639
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:24,333
- Watch out for the thorns.

1640
01:16:25,500 --> 01:16:27,291
I'll give you a hand.

1641
01:17:00,250 --> 01:17:01,417
- Papal!
- Papal!

1642
01:17:02,875 --> 01:17:03,708
- Hi ya, honey.

1643
01:17:03,709 --> 01:17:05,291
- Can I smell?

1644
01:17:05,292 --> 01:17:06,083
- Oh sure, there you go.

1645
01:17:06,125 --> 01:17:07,958
- Oh hi, Sam.

1646
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:09,375
Those are so beautiful.

1647
01:17:12,625 --> 01:17:13,625
- Sam.

1648
01:17:14,500 --> 01:17:15,791
How are you?

1649
01:17:15,792 --> 01:17:16,833
- I'm fine.

1650
01:17:17,875 --> 01:17:22,249
- Oh, you remember Lou Moskowitz
from my driving school.

1651
01:17:22,250 --> 01:17:23,250
- Hello, Sam.

1652
01:17:32,208 --> 01:17:33,250
- [Sam] Oops.

1653
01:17:34,208 --> 01:17:35,208
- Sorry.

1654
01:17:39,417 --> 01:17:41,708
- Here, sweetheart, these are for you.

1655
01:17:41,750 --> 01:17:44,667
I picked them out special,
because I know you like flowers.

1656
01:18:13,375 --> 01:18:14,375
- Hello?

1657
01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:18,500
Tracy?

1658
01:18:23,208 --> 01:18:24,208
Hello?

1659
01:18:27,333 --> 01:18:28,333
Hi.

1660
01:18:28,334 --> 01:18:30,332
- Joel, hi, I didn't expect you.

1661
01:18:30,333 --> 01:18:32,832
- I called your house, your
housekeeper said you were here.

1662
01:18:32,833 --> 01:18:36,457
- Yeah, I was just taking
a last look around.

1663
01:18:36,458 --> 01:18:38,832
Buying a house seemed so easy at first,

1664
01:18:38,833 --> 01:18:42,416
but it really is quite
an emotional experience.

1665
01:18:42,417 --> 01:18:45,499
- I don't know anyone who
doesn't have a moment of panic

1666
01:18:45,500 --> 01:18:47,291
when they make up their mind.

1667
01:18:47,292 --> 01:18:49,124
Are you having any second thoughts?

1668
01:18:49,125 --> 01:18:51,291
- No, no, not really.

1669
01:18:51,292 --> 01:18:52,292
Are you?

1670
01:18:54,583 --> 01:18:56,749
- To tell you the truth, I
have a feeling that I'm in

1671
01:18:56,750 --> 01:18:58,499
something way over my head here.

1672
01:18:58,500 --> 01:19:00,249
That's what I came over to tell you.

1673
01:19:00,250 --> 01:19:02,666
I'm not, I, this is, it's.

1674
01:19:02,667 --> 01:19:05,249
- It's all right, I'm not surprised.

1675
01:19:05,250 --> 01:19:07,332
I knew right after our racquetball game.

1676
01:19:07,333 --> 01:19:09,374
- I'm an idiot, I feel like such a jerk.

1677
01:19:09,375 --> 01:19:10,292
- Don't apologize.

1678
01:19:10,333 --> 01:19:11,749
- Because it's not you, I mean really,

1679
01:19:11,750 --> 01:19:15,124
you're a very desirable
woman, you're lovely.

1680
01:19:15,125 --> 01:19:17,042
- Very desirable.
- It's okay, really.

1681
01:19:17,958 --> 01:19:19,792
- It's just that I, I can't handle it.

1682
01:19:20,667 --> 01:19:22,457
Who knew I'd be such a chicken?

1683
01:19:22,458 --> 01:19:24,208
- These things happen.

1684
01:19:24,250 --> 01:19:25,417
Woulda been fun, though.

1685
01:19:29,667 --> 01:19:31,541
- Thanks for being so--

1686
01:19:31,542 --> 01:19:32,458
- Yeah, bye.

1687
01:19:32,459 --> 01:19:35,042
- Hey, Tracy, you wanna
try out the Jacuzzi?

1688
01:19:37,458 --> 01:19:39,833
Joel, hey, man, how the hell are you?

1689
01:19:41,500 --> 01:19:42,500
I mean, uh.

1690
01:19:44,167 --> 01:19:46,042
See Tracy, Tracy and me, we, uh.

1691
01:19:47,333 --> 01:19:49,124
I mean, let's see, uh, yeah, I called her

1692
01:19:49,125 --> 01:19:51,041
a couple of times to play at the club,

1693
01:19:51,042 --> 01:19:54,041
and then, she called me to you know,

1694
01:19:54,042 --> 01:19:55,624
see the new house, great, great.

1695
01:19:55,625 --> 01:19:58,875
- Hey, hey, Matt, Matt,
it's okay, it's okay.

1696
01:20:00,792 --> 01:20:02,332
- No offense, man, I uh.

1697
01:20:02,333 --> 01:20:03,333
- None taken.

1698
01:20:05,958 --> 01:20:07,582
- Hey.

1699
01:20:07,583 --> 01:20:10,416
Hey, Joel, are we still on for Friday?

1700
01:20:10,417 --> 01:20:12,708
- Hi, Melissa.
- Hi, Billy.

1701
01:20:13,708 --> 01:20:15,291
- I don't like boys.

1702
01:20:15,292 --> 01:20:16,832
- I'm a boy, don't you like me?

1703
01:20:16,833 --> 01:20:19,125
- You're not a boy, you're a Papa.

1704
01:20:20,333 --> 01:20:22,916
I don't like, Billy, he teases me.

1705
01:20:22,917 --> 01:20:24,291
- Sometimes that's how boys tell girls

1706
01:20:24,292 --> 01:20:26,332
they like them, by teasing.

1707
01:20:26,333 --> 01:20:28,957
- I don't like it when he teases me.

1708
01:20:28,958 --> 01:20:29,958
- I tease you sometimes.

1709
01:20:29,959 --> 01:20:31,874
I say, how'd you get so ugly?

1710
01:20:31,875 --> 01:20:33,707
You know I don't mean it.

1711
01:20:33,708 --> 01:20:35,791
I mean, you're so pretty.

1712
01:20:35,792 --> 01:20:36,792
- Papa?

1713
01:20:38,250 --> 01:20:40,375
Why are you mean to Nana?

1714
01:20:41,250 --> 01:20:42,250
- Did she say that?

1715
01:20:43,083 --> 01:20:45,124
- No, but I saw you
yell at her lotsa times.

1716
01:20:45,125 --> 01:20:47,000
That's why she came to stay with us.

1717
01:20:48,917 --> 01:20:50,333
- Well, I'll try to explain.

1718
01:20:51,417 --> 01:20:53,958
Sometimes, even when people want to,

1719
01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:56,750
they can't find a way to get along.

1720
01:20:57,958 --> 01:21:00,375
Sometimes, even when they try real hard,

1721
01:21:02,375 --> 01:21:03,917
they can't make it work out.

1722
01:21:05,750 --> 01:21:06,875
- Can I go play?

1723
01:21:10,250 --> 01:21:11,750
- I want you to remember me.

1724
01:21:13,083 --> 01:21:14,875
- I remember you, Papa.

1725
01:21:17,042 --> 01:21:18,457
- Play.

1726
01:21:55,875 --> 01:21:57,082
- What's all this stuff?

1727
01:21:57,083 --> 01:22:00,249
Fuzzy antlers, little dried up seahorses.

1728
01:22:00,250 --> 01:22:01,499
What do you tell people?

1729
01:22:01,500 --> 01:22:03,541
Take two of these and call in the morning.

1730
01:22:03,542 --> 01:22:04,957
- I recognize you.

1731
01:22:04,958 --> 01:22:06,499
- [Sam] Yeah, this used to be my store.

1732
01:22:06,500 --> 01:22:07,458
- Yeah, I know that.

1733
01:22:07,459 --> 01:22:09,082
- I just came by to look around.

1734
01:22:09,083 --> 01:22:11,707
- Oh, look around, take your time.

1735
01:22:11,708 --> 01:22:13,249
- What happened to the rest of it?

1736
01:22:13,250 --> 01:22:15,374
- I put it all up the middle,

1737
01:22:15,375 --> 01:22:18,041
and my son-in-law has the
shop on the other side.

1738
01:22:18,042 --> 01:22:19,042
- Uh-huh.

1739
01:22:20,333 --> 01:22:21,333
Mm-hmm.

1740
01:22:22,792 --> 01:22:23,667
How's business?

1741
01:22:23,668 --> 01:22:26,083
- Good, good, I can't complain.

1742
01:22:27,458 --> 01:22:28,417
- This stuff works?

1743
01:22:28,418 --> 01:22:29,582
- Of course it works.

1744
01:22:29,583 --> 01:22:33,958
Look at all this: ginseng,
goli, and rhinoceros horn.

1745
01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:35,291
- Rhinoceros horn?

1746
01:22:35,292 --> 01:22:37,874
- Yeah, powerful stuff.

1747
01:22:37,875 --> 01:22:39,457
Do you have an ailment?

1748
01:22:39,458 --> 01:22:41,417
- I have a bum knee, nothing helps.

1749
01:22:42,292 --> 01:22:44,958
- And, uh, how is your erection?

1750
01:22:47,542 --> 01:22:48,542
- How's yours?

1751
01:22:49,958 --> 01:22:53,167
- Oh, I have something, just
the thing for your knee.

1752
01:22:54,625 --> 01:22:56,457
Read the direction,

1753
01:22:56,458 --> 01:22:58,166
although it's in Chinese.

1754
01:23:02,125 --> 01:23:04,457
- They've been using it
in China over 1,000 years.

1755
01:23:04,458 --> 01:23:06,458
They must know something.

1756
01:23:06,500 --> 01:23:08,707
What would you know about knees?

1757
01:23:08,708 --> 01:23:10,374
You've been spending your
whole life swimming around

1758
01:23:10,375 --> 01:23:12,499
with millions of other fish.

1759
01:23:12,500 --> 01:23:14,458
Swoosh, swoosh, swoosh with your tail.

1760
01:23:15,500 --> 01:23:17,792
Me, I spent my whole life with one woman.

1761
01:23:18,917 --> 01:23:20,541
You think that's easy?

1762
01:23:20,542 --> 01:23:21,958
You try it sometime.

1763
01:23:23,250 --> 01:23:25,208
Then she walks out on me.

1764
01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:27,792
Picks up with some
nobody with a fancy car.

1765
01:23:28,958 --> 01:23:30,832
I should never have let
her take driving lessons.

1766
01:23:30,833 --> 01:23:32,582
That was my first mistake.

1767
01:23:32,583 --> 01:23:35,374
Take my advice, you meet
a nice lady fish someday,

1768
01:23:35,375 --> 01:23:40,041
she asks you for swimming
lessons, say no, immediately.

1769
01:24:07,958 --> 01:24:09,957
- Come on, guys, come on.

1770
01:24:16,583 --> 01:24:17,583
Come on.

1771
01:24:35,958 --> 01:24:38,457
- Congratulations, Rose.

1772
01:24:38,458 --> 01:24:39,874
- Thanks, Ruthie.

1773
01:24:49,958 --> 01:24:51,041
- Hello, Joel.

1774
01:24:51,042 --> 01:24:52,708
Party, Joel, hi, Sharon.

1775
01:24:55,417 --> 01:24:56,541
- You wanna dance?

1776
01:24:56,542 --> 01:24:57,375
- I don't think so.

1777
01:24:57,376 --> 01:24:58,624
- Why, you always liked to dance.

1778
01:24:58,625 --> 01:25:00,499
- Yeah, well, that was before.

1779
01:25:00,500 --> 01:25:01,417
- Before what?

1780
01:25:01,418 --> 01:25:05,582
- Before that woman, that
blonde woman with the big tits.

1781
01:25:05,583 --> 01:25:06,958
- She didn't have big tits.

1782
01:25:08,458 --> 01:25:09,541
- You did, didn't you?

1783
01:25:09,542 --> 01:25:10,375
- I didn't.

1784
01:25:10,376 --> 01:25:12,333
I swear, I'd kill myself if I did.

1785
01:25:13,208 --> 01:25:14,875
- All right, you better not have.

1786
01:25:16,583 --> 01:25:17,583
- Oh, ow.

1787
01:25:28,958 --> 01:25:31,124
- Sam, how are you?

1788
01:25:31,125 --> 01:25:33,416
We missed you at the forum carnival.

1789
01:25:33,417 --> 01:25:36,042
Melissa was an absolutely
adorable Queen Esther.

1790
01:25:37,875 --> 01:25:42,166
Sam, I hear you and Molly
are having difficulties.

1791
01:25:42,167 --> 01:25:44,916
If there's anything I
can do, anything at all.

1792
01:25:44,917 --> 01:25:46,624
- Look, Rabbi, I know you mean well.

1793
01:25:46,625 --> 01:25:47,625
- Talk to me, Sam.

1794
01:25:48,750 --> 01:25:51,791
We're old friends, under
the same person up there.

1795
01:25:51,792 --> 01:25:53,082
- Hello, Rabbi.

1796
01:25:53,083 --> 01:25:54,207
- Hello, hello.

1797
01:25:54,208 --> 01:25:56,999
- Hello, Sam, it's a
grand affair, isn't it?

1798
01:25:57,000 --> 01:25:58,000
- Oh just grand.

1799
01:25:58,833 --> 01:26:01,000
- Doesn't Molly look lovely tonight?

1800
01:26:11,792 --> 01:26:14,707
She was just telling me
about her First Communion.

1801
01:26:14,708 --> 01:26:16,292
Oh, you win some, you lose some.

1802
01:26:21,333 --> 01:26:23,999
- Pop, I wasn't sure you'd
make it, how you doing?

1803
01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:25,332
- I'm doing fine.

1804
01:26:38,167 --> 01:26:39,416
Okayyyy.

1805
01:26:46,542 --> 01:26:47,749
Silvia, let's dance.

1806
01:26:47,750 --> 01:26:48,750
- Sure.

1807
01:27:00,375 --> 01:27:03,624
- You can drive a car,
what else can you do?

1808
01:27:03,625 --> 01:27:05,542
- Sam, you're embarrassing me.

1809
01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:09,000
Sam.

1810
01:27:09,833 --> 01:27:12,332
- [Sam] You and your fancy Town Car.

1811
01:27:12,333 --> 01:27:13,957
- Will you stop it?

1812
01:27:13,958 --> 01:27:15,374
Everybody is staring.

1813
01:27:15,375 --> 01:27:18,207
- Think flowers and a fancy
car can get you somewhere?

1814
01:27:18,208 --> 01:27:20,332
I've been married to
this woman for 40 years.

1815
01:27:20,333 --> 01:27:22,707
We got a lifetime
wrapped up in each other.

1816
01:27:22,708 --> 01:27:25,874
You think can just come in
and take off just like that?

1817
01:27:25,875 --> 01:27:27,249
You got another thing coming.

1818
01:27:27,250 --> 01:27:30,375
I ain't the appetizer, and
you ain't the main course.

1819
01:27:34,167 --> 01:27:34,958
If you know what's good for you,

1820
01:27:34,959 --> 01:27:36,124
you won't hang around anymore.

1821
01:27:36,125 --> 01:27:37,417
Do we understand each other?

1822
01:27:39,375 --> 01:27:42,082
Moskowitz, have you met Silvia Rosen.

1823
01:27:42,083 --> 01:27:43,374
She collects birds.

1824
01:27:43,375 --> 01:27:44,208
- How do you do?

1825
01:27:44,208 --> 01:27:45,167
- Silvia, this is Lou Moskowitz.

1826
01:27:45,168 --> 01:27:46,499
He wants to dance with you.

1827
01:27:46,500 --> 01:27:47,625
- Oh, ho ho.

1828
01:27:49,750 --> 01:27:50,750
- You collect birds?

1829
01:27:52,125 --> 01:27:55,457
- My late husband, Jack,
was a bird fancier.

1830
01:27:55,458 --> 01:27:56,874
- Oh.

1831
01:27:56,875 --> 01:27:58,583
Any particular species?

1832
01:27:59,792 --> 01:28:01,458
- Any kind of species.

1833
01:28:07,250 --> 01:28:08,957
- Can I have this dance?

1834
01:28:08,958 --> 01:28:09,833
- I don't think so.

1835
01:28:09,833 --> 01:28:10,833
- Why not?

1836
01:28:11,667 --> 01:28:13,874
- Because you're a bully.

1837
01:28:13,875 --> 01:28:16,041
- I was just protecting what's mine.

1838
01:28:16,042 --> 01:28:18,082
- I don't belong to you.

1839
01:28:18,083 --> 01:28:19,083
- I know that.

1840
01:28:21,250 --> 01:28:23,457
You like that Moskowitz fella?

1841
01:28:24,500 --> 01:28:25,916
I'm asking you a simple question.

1842
01:28:25,917 --> 01:28:27,457
If the answer is no, fine.

1843
01:28:27,458 --> 01:28:28,708
If the answer is yes,

1844
01:28:30,042 --> 01:28:31,125
I'll break his neck.

1845
01:28:32,875 --> 01:28:35,041
- Mr. Tough Guy, huh?

1846
01:28:35,042 --> 01:28:37,374
For your information, he asked
me out a couple of times,

1847
01:28:37,375 --> 01:28:38,583
that's all, and I went.

1848
01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:42,750
- So, I could ask you out.

1849
01:28:44,917 --> 01:28:46,292
- So who's stopping you?

1850
01:28:53,458 --> 01:28:56,916
Oh, Sam, your heart is pounding.

1851
01:28:56,917 --> 01:28:58,332
- On the day I asked you to marry me,

1852
01:28:58,333 --> 01:29:00,542
my heart was pounding exactly that way.

1853
01:29:01,375 --> 01:29:02,917
I was scared outta my skin.

1854
01:29:04,042 --> 01:29:07,042
If you hate me, I wouldn't blame you.

1855
01:29:08,792 --> 01:29:10,083
- Is that what you think?

1856
01:29:11,500 --> 01:29:14,541
- How can it be we're apart?

1857
01:29:14,542 --> 01:29:16,749
- Because you treated me so badly.

1858
01:29:16,750 --> 01:29:18,167
Because I got angry.

1859
01:29:20,958 --> 01:29:23,291
Because you forgot.

1860
01:29:23,292 --> 01:29:24,500
- I never forgot.

1861
01:29:25,667 --> 01:29:28,000
I've been faithful to you all my life.

1862
01:29:29,208 --> 01:29:32,917
Even my fantasies, they
were always about you.

1863
01:29:35,208 --> 01:29:36,208
- [Molly] Oh, Sam.

1864
01:29:37,875 --> 01:29:39,042
- Don't you understand?

1865
01:29:40,292 --> 01:29:42,500
Nothing can take you out of me.

1866
01:29:44,125 --> 01:29:47,457
Wherever I look inside me, you're there.

1867
01:30:23,167 --> 01:30:24,167
- Yuck.

1868
01:30:27,083 --> 01:30:29,499
- Did you know that in the Oriente,

1869
01:30:29,500 --> 01:30:33,249
there are more than 300
members of the parrot family?

1870
01:30:33,250 --> 01:30:34,250
- No.

1871
01:30:37,083 --> 01:30:41,332
- Notice, I didn't say, Orient.

1872
01:30:41,333 --> 01:30:42,167
- No no no.

1873
01:30:42,168 --> 01:30:44,749
- I said, Oriente.

1874
01:30:44,750 --> 01:30:47,207
Which is in Venezuela.

1875
01:30:58,417 --> 01:31:01,749
- Oh my, so that's the one.

1876
01:31:01,750 --> 01:31:04,957
- Look how he looks at her, for now.

1877
01:31:19,250 --> 01:31:21,374
- The yellow roses were for you.

1878
01:31:21,375 --> 01:31:22,832
- I knew that, Sam.

1879
01:31:22,833 --> 01:31:25,249
- Red roses, a dime a dozen.

1880
01:31:52,750 --> 01:31:53,958
- [Sam] So long, fish.

1881
01:31:56,625 --> 01:31:58,625
- You kept the fish all this time.

1882
01:31:59,833 --> 01:32:01,333
- I needed someone to talk to.

1883
01:32:03,208 --> 01:32:05,250
- Look, he took off in such a hurry.

1884
01:32:07,125 --> 01:32:09,082
- He's been away a while.

1885
01:32:09,083 --> 01:32:10,957
He's gonna catch hell from somebody.

1886
01:32:14,667 --> 01:32:18,832
- The Katzes invited us down
to their new place in Sarasota.

1887
01:32:18,833 --> 01:32:20,374
- [Sam] Have a good time.

1888
01:32:20,375 --> 01:32:21,957
- [Molly] I plan to.

1889
01:32:21,958 --> 01:32:24,166
The water's warm down there.

1890
01:32:24,167 --> 01:32:26,207
You can walk for miles along the beach.

1891
01:32:26,208 --> 01:32:27,957
- [Sam] I'm not going.

1892
01:32:27,958 --> 01:32:30,916
They got sharks there, giant turtles.

1893
01:32:30,917 --> 01:32:32,667
- [Molly] I'll send you a postcard.

1894
01:32:34,458 --> 01:32:37,499
<i>♪ One, two, three four ♪</i>

1895
01:32:46,208 --> 01:32:50,499
<i>♪ After you've gone and left me crying ♪</i>

1896
01:32:50,500 --> 01:32:52,332
<i>♪ After you've gone ♪</i>

1897
01:32:52,333 --> 01:32:54,624
<i>♪ There's no denying ♪</i>

1898
01:32:54,625 --> 01:32:59,582
<i>♪ You'll feel blue, and you'll feel sad ♪</i>

1899
01:32:59,583 --> 01:33:03,874
<i>♪ You'll miss the dearest
pal that you ever had ♪</i>

1900
01:33:03,875 --> 01:33:06,707
<i>♪ And there'll come a time ♪</i>

1901
01:33:06,708 --> 01:33:08,499
<i>♪ When you regret it ♪</i>

1902
01:33:08,500 --> 01:33:12,916
<i>♪ Oh, there'll come a
time, don't you forget it ♪</i>

1903
01:33:12,917 --> 01:33:17,416
<i>♪ Baby, baby, look what you're doing ♪</i>

1904
01:33:17,417 --> 01:33:22,208
<i>♪ My love for you is
simply driving me to ruin ♪</i>

1905
01:33:22,250 --> 01:33:24,249
<i>♪ After you've gone ♪</i>

1906
01:33:24,250 --> 01:33:27,541
<i>♪ After you've gone away ♪</i>

1907
01:33:27,542 --> 01:33:29,457
<i>♪ After you've gone away, baby ♪</i>

1908
01:33:31,708 --> 01:33:35,207
<i>♪ Because after you've
gone, left me crying ♪</i>

1909
01:33:35,208 --> 01:33:40,208
<i>♪ After you've gone, there's no denying ♪</i>

1910
01:33:41,375 --> 01:33:43,582
<i>♪ You'll feel so blue ♪</i>

1911
01:33:43,583 --> 01:33:45,582
<i>♪ Baby, you'll feel sad ♪</i>

1912
01:33:45,583 --> 01:33:50,541
<i>♪ You'll miss the love love
love love ♪</i>

1913
01:33:50,542 --> 01:33:52,707
<i>♪ There'll come a time ♪</i>

1914
01:33:52,708 --> 01:33:54,332
<i>♪ Don't you forget it ♪</i>

1915
01:33:54,333 --> 01:33:57,624
<i>♪ There'll come a time
when you regret it ♪</i>

1916
01:33:57,625 --> 01:34:02,625
<i>♪ Oh, and look what you're doing ♪</i>

1917
01:34:03,958 --> 01:34:07,957
<i>♪ My love for you is driving me to ruin ♪</i>

1918
01:34:07,958 --> 01:34:12,958
<i>♪ And after you've gone,
after you've gone away ♪</i>

1919
01:34:43,125 --> 01:34:45,707
<i>♪ How you doing? ♪</i>

1920
01:36:07,708 --> 01:36:12,708
<i>♪ Oh, baby, look what you're doing ♪</i>

1921
01:36:13,250 --> 01:36:17,749
<i>♪ My love for you is driving me to ruin ♪</i>

1922
01:36:17,750 --> 01:36:20,541
<i>♪ After you've gone ♪</i>

1923
01:36:20,542 --> 01:36:25,166
<i>♪ After you've gone away ♪</i>

1924
01:36:25,167 --> 01:36:27,083
<i>♪ Away ♪</i>