1 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:13,960 Harvey, why do you miss when my baby kisses me? 2 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:26,240 Harvey, why does a love kiss stay in my memory? 3 00:00:56,030 --> 00:00:57,650 All hands on deck. 4 00:00:59,830 --> 00:01:01,570 We'll run afloat. 5 00:01:04,069 --> 00:01:05,069 You all right there? 6 00:01:05,630 --> 00:01:06,710 Yeah, OK, thanks. 7 00:01:07,310 --> 00:01:08,310 Which way are you heading? 8 00:01:09,150 --> 00:01:10,150 Highgarth Farm. 9 00:01:11,350 --> 00:01:13,630 That's miles from here. Tell you what, we're going that way. 10 00:01:13,870 --> 00:01:14,870 Why don't you hop in? 11 00:01:15,490 --> 00:01:17,090 Sorry, no offence. Oh, you're all right. 12 00:01:17,690 --> 00:01:19,390 Parrot, pieces of eight, I've heard it all. 13 00:01:20,590 --> 00:01:21,590 What's your name? 14 00:01:22,550 --> 00:01:24,410 Stainsbury. Malcolm Stainsbury. 15 00:01:25,300 --> 00:01:28,560 Walked from post once, so far, with not two good legs. 16 00:01:29,500 --> 00:01:30,740 You from round here, then, are you? 17 00:01:31,020 --> 00:01:32,020 Was. 18 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:33,620 I've been back since war. 19 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:42,080 Not again. 20 00:01:43,260 --> 00:01:45,760 It's time you had something a bit more reliable than a pushbike. 21 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:48,360 I'm putting you down for a driving course. 22 00:01:48,820 --> 00:01:49,820 When? 23 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:51,860 HQ run them every six months. 24 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:53,080 You have a licence, I assume? 25 00:01:53,900 --> 00:01:55,360 Yes. Just as well. 26 00:01:55,700 --> 00:01:58,060 You're no use to me stuck indoors playing with your inner tube. 27 00:01:58,900 --> 00:02:01,600 As soon as you're on four wheels instead of two, the better. 28 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:18,320 There you go. 29 00:02:19,780 --> 00:02:21,080 Something needs to change much. 30 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:23,100 No, it hasn't. 31 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:25,500 I thought I'd recognise it. 32 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:28,720 Hello. 33 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:30,160 What is it? 34 00:02:30,380 --> 00:02:32,920 Nothing to worry about. We were just giving Malcolm here a lift. 35 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:34,920 Malcolm? 36 00:02:35,380 --> 00:02:36,380 Hello, love. 37 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,000 I'm back. 38 00:02:40,740 --> 00:02:41,740 Sorry. 39 00:02:41,980 --> 00:02:42,980 You all right? 40 00:02:43,220 --> 00:02:44,400 You do know Malcolm? 41 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:46,640 Malcolm's my husband. 42 00:02:47,780 --> 00:02:48,780 He's dead. 43 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:50,720 Who's this, then? 44 00:02:51,860 --> 00:02:53,420 It's me, Diane, love. 45 00:02:54,540 --> 00:02:55,540 I'm home. 46 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:07,800 There's the death certificate. 47 00:03:08,540 --> 00:03:10,120 It's there in black and white. 48 00:03:10,620 --> 00:03:12,580 Well, then it's wrong. I'm here, aren't I? 49 00:03:13,380 --> 00:03:17,120 I know I've changed, but you must recognise me. 50 00:03:17,380 --> 00:03:21,840 It says clearly Malcolm Stainsby died in London in July 1944. 51 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:23,388 Oh, well... 52 00:03:23,390 --> 00:03:24,390 I nearly died. 53 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:27,790 It's complicated. 54 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:35,010 As far as I can make out, I'd gone to pictures in London and cinema was hit by 55 00:03:35,010 --> 00:03:36,010 doodle book. 56 00:03:36,270 --> 00:03:37,270 Flying bomb. 57 00:03:37,670 --> 00:03:39,630 When they dug me out, I had no papers, nothing. 58 00:03:40,130 --> 00:03:41,630 No idea who I was, neither. 59 00:03:42,010 --> 00:03:43,210 What have you been doing since then? 60 00:03:44,090 --> 00:03:46,690 Well, I was in hospital, but I had no memory. 61 00:03:47,410 --> 00:03:49,110 I didn't even know my own name. 62 00:03:50,140 --> 00:03:54,340 And since then, I've knocked her round, but my memory's still not good. It's 63 00:03:54,340 --> 00:03:55,099 been hard. 64 00:03:55,100 --> 00:03:57,520 And it's taken you all this time to find out who you are? 65 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:00,440 I met a bloke who thought he recognised me. 66 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:03,180 He said I was Malcolm Stainsby. 67 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:05,180 So I had to find out. 68 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:07,440 You're saying that you're not certain, though? 69 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:11,020 I wasn't, but as soon as I got here, I was. 70 00:04:11,700 --> 00:04:13,660 Diane, you're not so sure? 71 00:04:15,740 --> 00:04:17,880 How can I be after all this time? 72 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:20,140 He looks like Malcolm. 73 00:04:22,180 --> 00:04:23,700 I just don't know. 74 00:04:25,020 --> 00:04:26,020 I've got this. 75 00:04:26,660 --> 00:04:27,660 You. 76 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:28,920 Your face. 77 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:32,300 It's the only bit of my past I've got. It's what kept me going. 78 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:34,260 Hoping I'd find you again. 79 00:04:34,540 --> 00:04:35,540 You have now. 80 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:39,740 Like I said, I'm home. 81 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:43,220 It's not that easy. 82 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:46,240 I'm married. 83 00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:47,500 Married again. 84 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:51,240 To Ernie Bell. 85 00:04:51,740 --> 00:04:55,320 You remember Ernie. He was working on the farm when you were away at the war. 86 00:04:57,180 --> 00:04:58,560 What are we going to do? 87 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:03,120 You don't mind us leaving you on your own with him. 88 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:05,640 I'm a bit concerned you don't know who he is for certain. 89 00:05:06,260 --> 00:05:07,420 It could be Malcolm. 90 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:09,400 They never found his body. 91 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:11,440 There was always a chance. 92 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,500 I always thought there was a chance. 93 00:05:15,300 --> 00:05:16,580 And what if it isn't Malcolm? 94 00:05:18,250 --> 00:05:19,410 Suppose I'll find out. 95 00:05:20,310 --> 00:05:23,650 And if he is, we've got a lot of catching up to do. 96 00:05:24,130 --> 00:05:25,610 Well, give us a call if you need to. 97 00:05:26,330 --> 00:05:27,330 Good luck. 98 00:05:34,030 --> 00:05:35,030 Hey. 99 00:05:35,750 --> 00:05:37,310 What's he up to? Well, I know. 100 00:05:37,890 --> 00:05:39,950 Well, he's on your land going asking. 101 00:05:44,070 --> 00:05:45,070 Hello? 102 00:05:46,230 --> 00:05:47,230 What are you doing? 103 00:06:01,020 --> 00:06:02,080 Oh, hold on. 104 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:03,780 Sorry, man. Did you mean me? 105 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:06,560 Drop your bag. 106 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:12,280 Mushrooms? 107 00:06:14,060 --> 00:06:15,200 You're nicking our mushrooms? 108 00:06:15,660 --> 00:06:18,340 I know my rights. I can pick all the wild mushrooms I want. 109 00:06:18,540 --> 00:06:19,540 I'm legally entitled. 110 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:22,340 Well, if you say so. That's the fuzz. 111 00:06:22,700 --> 00:06:24,220 Wild mushrooms is a free -for -all. 112 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:27,140 I just don't know what you want with the horrible looking things. 113 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:29,040 Do me a favour. Get rid of them. 114 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,660 Sure, that's very nice of you, but why? 115 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:35,440 Well, you don't want her, and I know some geezers in London who'll pay good 116 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:36,440 money for her. 117 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:38,420 What do they want with her? 118 00:06:38,700 --> 00:06:39,700 Feed their heads. 119 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:41,120 It's grain food. 120 00:06:42,020 --> 00:06:43,400 Fungi can make you a fungi. 121 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:45,060 Well, they're better than me. 122 00:06:46,140 --> 00:06:47,360 Not so great as four. 123 00:06:48,300 --> 00:06:49,300 You what? 124 00:06:53,860 --> 00:06:54,860 Younger. 125 00:06:57,970 --> 00:07:00,890 Someone's dropped out of the driving course. I've managed to wangle you a 126 00:07:01,890 --> 00:07:03,590 Excellent. It's in three weeks' time. 127 00:07:03,970 --> 00:07:05,670 I'll let you have the details when they come through. 128 00:07:09,610 --> 00:07:10,610 Cheer up, Jeff. 129 00:07:10,770 --> 00:07:11,770 I never have. 130 00:07:12,130 --> 00:07:13,130 Already has. 131 00:07:14,230 --> 00:07:16,350 Sergeant Miller's booked me on a driving course. 132 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:17,910 Well, what's the problem? 133 00:07:18,190 --> 00:07:19,650 I had to wait years to get on one. 134 00:07:21,150 --> 00:07:23,250 Licence. It's only provisional. 135 00:07:24,050 --> 00:07:25,970 You can't put L plates on a panda. 136 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:27,680 Have you booked your test yet? 137 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:29,480 I was going to. 138 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:34,620 Look, Alf's got a mate at the test centre. Maybe he could bump you up the 139 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:35,539 a bit, eh? 140 00:07:35,540 --> 00:07:36,920 Well, Alf's on a fishing trip. 141 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:39,180 Only for a couple of days. How long have you got? 142 00:07:39,740 --> 00:07:40,740 Three weeks. 143 00:07:41,220 --> 00:07:42,220 Three weeks? 144 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:44,580 Why don't you just tell Sergeant Miller the truth, eh? 145 00:07:45,460 --> 00:07:46,460 I'll wait. 146 00:07:46,740 --> 00:07:47,840 I'll have a word with Alf. 147 00:07:50,140 --> 00:07:51,800 Leave me untitled? 148 00:07:52,300 --> 00:07:56,220 I... legally entitled to take apples from the greengrocer. It doesn't mean I 149 00:07:56,220 --> 00:07:57,420 don't have to pay for them. 150 00:07:57,700 --> 00:08:01,980 They're horrible red spotty things. No one's going to want them. Well, he did. 151 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:05,060 And you gave them to him for free. 152 00:08:05,940 --> 00:08:08,580 Sometimes I despair of you, David. 153 00:08:08,900 --> 00:08:14,080 Your problem is you've got a big heart and the business acumen of a turnip. 154 00:08:14,980 --> 00:08:16,140 Where do you think you're going? 155 00:08:16,740 --> 00:08:20,300 I'm feeling a bit peckish. Never mind that. If there's mushrooms out there, 156 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:21,360 we're going to get them. 157 00:08:22,310 --> 00:08:26,450 Why? We're going to find our own daft folk to sell them to. 158 00:08:27,170 --> 00:08:32,909 Are you interested, Jeff? 159 00:08:33,890 --> 00:08:34,890 No, I'm not. 160 00:08:35,070 --> 00:08:37,850 I'm selling it for my brother. I've checked it over. It's in good nick. 161 00:08:38,490 --> 00:08:39,710 Yeah, it looks very nice. 162 00:08:40,549 --> 00:08:41,970 Why don't you take it for a test drive? 163 00:08:42,270 --> 00:08:43,270 The keys are inside. 164 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,990 Well, you best come too. 165 00:08:46,230 --> 00:08:47,129 I trust you. 166 00:08:47,130 --> 00:08:48,910 You're hardly likely to run off with it, are you? 167 00:08:49,650 --> 00:08:50,650 No. 168 00:08:51,370 --> 00:08:53,710 No, but seeing as it's your brother's, I think it's best that you cut. 169 00:08:54,230 --> 00:08:55,230 OK, if you like. 170 00:08:55,330 --> 00:08:56,330 I'll just tell Bernie. 171 00:09:17,850 --> 00:09:18,850 Recognise this? 172 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:23,240 It was a wedding present, wasn't it? 173 00:09:23,620 --> 00:09:25,320 You do remember something. 174 00:09:26,020 --> 00:09:27,020 It's a muddle. 175 00:09:27,180 --> 00:09:29,380 It's like being lost in a mist. 176 00:09:31,700 --> 00:09:35,540 About Ernie, I didn't have any choice. 177 00:09:36,380 --> 00:09:41,240 I couldn't run the farm on my own and have no family nowhere else to go. You 178 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:42,240 couldn't have known. 179 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:47,960 If you want me to go, if it would be easier, just say. 180 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:49,200 Where would you go? 181 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,400 Back to no fixed abode. 182 00:09:51,700 --> 00:09:52,940 You get used to it. 183 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:55,880 That's Ernie. 184 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,380 Do you want me to talk to him? 185 00:09:59,580 --> 00:10:00,600 No, wait. 186 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:03,640 What's up? 187 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:05,680 It's Malcolm. 188 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:07,600 No. 189 00:10:08,300 --> 00:10:09,300 Sorry about this. 190 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:11,160 Malcolm's dead. 191 00:10:11,940 --> 00:10:14,080 No, he stood in front of you, look. 192 00:10:14,940 --> 00:10:15,940 Get out! 193 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:18,320 Ernie, it's Malcolm, can't you see? 194 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:19,950 Get him! Get out of here! 195 00:10:54,670 --> 00:10:57,070 I'm not used to that gear stick. You're not used to driving? 196 00:10:57,430 --> 00:10:58,490 How did you pass your test? 197 00:11:00,010 --> 00:11:00,909 I didn't. 198 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,450 What on earth are you playing at, Jeff? 199 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:06,610 I thought if I bought the car I could practice somewhere off -road and improve 200 00:11:06,610 --> 00:11:08,250 bit. You need driving lessons. 201 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:10,210 Hey! 202 00:11:10,410 --> 00:11:13,450 Hey! Do you know if I buy the car, will you teach me how to drive it? 203 00:11:14,670 --> 00:11:16,110 I'm not qualified or anything. 204 00:11:17,130 --> 00:11:20,750 Oh, but if you need the practice... Oh, thanks ever so much. I'll make it up to 205 00:11:20,750 --> 00:11:21,750 you. Hey, hang on, hang on. 206 00:11:22,010 --> 00:11:24,090 You're not going anywhere until you put some L -plates on. 207 00:11:25,890 --> 00:11:26,970 It's against the law. 208 00:11:27,630 --> 00:11:28,630 Get in. 209 00:11:36,850 --> 00:11:41,310 Hold on. 210 00:11:44,550 --> 00:11:45,550 Come in. 211 00:11:45,870 --> 00:11:49,510 I think I might know what this was about. I reckon you do. You brought him 212 00:11:49,510 --> 00:11:50,510 house. 213 00:11:51,610 --> 00:11:52,950 I can see it's complicated. 214 00:11:53,430 --> 00:11:55,310 What's complicated about it? 215 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:58,610 He's a crook. He's trying to con me out of the farm. 216 00:12:00,130 --> 00:12:01,290 Come on, sit down. 217 00:12:02,510 --> 00:12:04,830 Come on, sit yourself down. I'll get you a glass of water. 218 00:12:06,150 --> 00:12:09,050 You didn't borrow the doctor. 219 00:12:12,430 --> 00:12:16,190 I want him dealt with, and if you don't do something about it, I will. 220 00:12:35,110 --> 00:12:38,190 Hey, you know what the punishment is for bigamy? Go on. 221 00:12:38,890 --> 00:12:39,950 Two mother -in -laws. 222 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,250 Do you not have anything to do? 223 00:12:44,570 --> 00:12:45,890 Did he speak with the solicitor? 224 00:12:46,710 --> 00:12:51,210 Yes. Diane's not a bigot. She had her first husband's death certificate, so 225 00:12:51,210 --> 00:12:52,210 second marriage was valid. 226 00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:53,690 He said no offence had been committed. 227 00:12:54,130 --> 00:12:55,690 I've still got Annie Bell making threats. 228 00:12:56,050 --> 00:12:57,350 I told him not to do anything stupid. 229 00:12:58,190 --> 00:13:00,850 I think it's something you should let them sort out themselves. 230 00:13:01,470 --> 00:13:03,970 Can this man actually prove that he's Malcolm Stansby? 231 00:13:04,270 --> 00:13:06,470 I'm not sure, but Diane seems to believe him. 232 00:13:07,430 --> 00:13:09,270 That farm must be worth quite a bit. 233 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:13,460 And our friend turns up out of the blue, claims it belongs to him. 234 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:15,240 Could be a con job. 235 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,840 How do I find out whether Stainsby really is who he says he is? 236 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:20,400 Bit of old -fashioned legwork. 237 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:39,120 I'd like a word with Malcolm Stainsby. It's not Malcolm, I've told you. 238 00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:41,560 How can you be so certain of that? 239 00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:43,040 I knew Malcolm. 240 00:13:43,540 --> 00:13:45,000 I grew up with him. 241 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:47,700 Well, that must have been before the war. 242 00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:50,500 There must be something that makes you so certain. 243 00:13:50,780 --> 00:13:54,160 It's not him, and I've told him to get off the farm or else. 244 00:13:54,740 --> 00:13:55,740 What about Diane? 245 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,860 She don't want him here any more than I do. 246 00:13:58,380 --> 00:13:59,900 Just won't take to his face. 247 00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:02,420 We'll try and sort this out. 248 00:14:07,470 --> 00:14:08,810 Did Ernie call you? 249 00:14:09,070 --> 00:14:10,290 He came to see me earlier. 250 00:14:10,570 --> 00:14:12,250 He says Malcolm's an imposter. 251 00:14:12,730 --> 00:14:14,970 He's got no way of knowing that. 252 00:14:15,590 --> 00:14:17,530 He's hardly even spoken to him. 253 00:14:18,050 --> 00:14:19,050 Is he here? 254 00:14:19,090 --> 00:14:20,090 He's asleep. 255 00:14:20,270 --> 00:14:21,430 He was worn out. 256 00:14:22,110 --> 00:14:24,850 And it's best he keeps out of Ernie's way for the moment. 257 00:14:25,410 --> 00:14:29,410 Maybe Malcolm should move out until you've established that he really is who 258 00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:32,790 says he is. But I can't put him out if he is Malcolm. 259 00:14:33,230 --> 00:14:34,750 Don't you think he needs to prove that first? 260 00:14:35,690 --> 00:14:37,150 He looks like Malcolm. 261 00:14:37,770 --> 00:14:39,790 The colour of his eyes, everything. 262 00:14:40,010 --> 00:14:42,930 He sounds like him, even talks like him. 263 00:14:43,510 --> 00:14:49,890 And even though he doesn't remember much, there are things he knows about 264 00:14:50,350 --> 00:14:52,070 None of that is hard evidence. 265 00:14:52,490 --> 00:14:53,910 He's got my photo. 266 00:14:54,690 --> 00:14:56,150 And that's how I feel. 267 00:14:57,250 --> 00:15:02,430 I know that's nothing that would stand up in court, but I know Malcolm. 268 00:15:04,290 --> 00:15:06,780 Look. I spoke to a solicitor earlier. 269 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,280 Ernie is legally your husband now. 270 00:15:09,580 --> 00:15:11,520 In effect, your first marriage was dissolved. 271 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:19,880 But when you love someone... I've never stopped loving 272 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:20,880 him. 273 00:15:21,340 --> 00:15:22,560 Where does that leave Ernie? 274 00:15:24,260 --> 00:15:25,980 Where does that leave any of us? 275 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:28,820 I don't know. 276 00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:36,300 Yeah. 277 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:41,980 I can see the moon. 278 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,239 Who's that? 279 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:52,520 You're on my lap. 280 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:08,020 You bad doggy. You want to get me into trouble, you are. 281 00:16:08,260 --> 00:16:09,440 And why is that? 282 00:16:11,780 --> 00:16:16,660 Oh, well, just running off into your private woods and making me follow 283 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:18,900 That's the only reason you're here, is it? 284 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:20,240 Yeah. 285 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:23,000 Well, I mean, no. 286 00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:26,140 There are the, uh, mushrooms. 287 00:16:27,060 --> 00:16:30,400 Mushrooms? Yeah. Well, everyone in London eats them. 288 00:16:33,230 --> 00:16:34,490 I'll see you back next week. 289 00:16:35,630 --> 00:16:38,070 Hello. Is it business or pleasure? 290 00:16:38,390 --> 00:16:40,530 Work, I'm afraid. I wanted some advice. 291 00:16:40,950 --> 00:16:44,790 A man called Malcolm Stainsbridge turned up at Highgarth Farm. He says that he 292 00:16:44,790 --> 00:16:47,550 was badly injured during the war and has completely lost his memory. 293 00:16:47,790 --> 00:16:48,930 Is there any way of proving that? 294 00:16:49,290 --> 00:16:50,990 I'd really need to examine him. 295 00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:55,550 Yeah, but in theory, could he have completely forgotten everything from the 296 00:16:55,550 --> 00:16:57,170 first 20 or so years of his life? 297 00:16:57,470 --> 00:17:00,510 There is a condition called traumatic retrograde amnesia. 298 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:04,380 It happens more in books and films than in real life. By the looks of him, he 299 00:17:04,380 --> 00:17:06,240 certainly had some head injuries at some time. 300 00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:09,460 If he sustained brain damage, then he could have amnesia. 301 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:10,859 Does that answer your question? 302 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,339 Yes and no. 303 00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:14,560 I don't suppose you've got his old medical record. 304 00:17:14,780 --> 00:17:16,160 He's local, so he would have been a patient. 305 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:17,440 How long ago? 306 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:19,300 Before 1944. 307 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,760 But it's more complicated than that. 308 00:17:21,980 --> 00:17:23,500 He was believed to have been dead. 309 00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:26,380 They'll have gone to the Family Practitioner Committee. 310 00:17:27,060 --> 00:17:28,980 Chances are they'll have been destroyed by now. 311 00:17:29,710 --> 00:17:30,710 Why are you involved? 312 00:17:30,890 --> 00:17:31,950 Has he committed a crime? 313 00:17:32,350 --> 00:17:34,990 Everyone thought he was dead and his wife's remarried. 314 00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:36,550 You said Highgarth Farm. 315 00:17:37,010 --> 00:17:39,310 Is it Diane Bell you're talking about? Yeah, that's right. 316 00:17:39,670 --> 00:17:42,750 I'm trying to establish whether this man Stainsby is genuine or not. 317 00:17:43,010 --> 00:17:47,130 But it's one hell of a problem for them if he is. You are keeping an eye on 318 00:17:47,130 --> 00:17:48,130 them, aren't you? 319 00:17:48,530 --> 00:17:53,230 Ernie's got a heart condition. It's very... A shock like this could kill 320 00:17:53,450 --> 00:17:55,730 Well, that could solve the problem at stroke, so to speak. 321 00:17:56,650 --> 00:17:57,650 Sorry. 322 00:17:57,889 --> 00:17:59,750 I'd be worried about Diane, too. 323 00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:04,810 I can't be sure, but I suspect Ernie's been violent towards her in the past. 324 00:18:04,810 --> 00:18:05,810 told you that? 325 00:18:05,830 --> 00:18:07,610 No, but I've seen the signs. 326 00:18:08,490 --> 00:18:10,550 Unexplained bruises, the odd black eye. 327 00:18:10,850 --> 00:18:11,850 Why didn't you tell me? 328 00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:12,990 There was no point. 329 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,290 She wouldn't press charges. 330 00:18:15,030 --> 00:18:16,510 She relies on him totally. 331 00:18:17,550 --> 00:18:19,270 So you don't remember Stainsby? 332 00:18:19,610 --> 00:18:20,610 No, he was younger than me. 333 00:18:21,430 --> 00:18:22,550 Is Oscar around? 334 00:18:23,050 --> 00:18:24,110 No, he's had a golfing tournament. 335 00:18:24,410 --> 00:18:25,770 Before his time and all. 336 00:18:25,970 --> 00:18:27,970 Tell you who I do remember, though, Diane. 337 00:18:28,290 --> 00:18:31,030 She was a right stunner, she was. Could have had her pick. 338 00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:33,790 How come she ended up with Ernie Bell? 339 00:18:34,730 --> 00:18:37,950 Well, I suppose he was working on the farm and she couldn't manage it without 340 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:42,090 him. It was an odd time, the end of the war. People's lives were turned upside 341 00:18:42,090 --> 00:18:43,090 down. 342 00:18:43,230 --> 00:18:45,510 They really were beauty and the beast. 343 00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:47,470 It's a bit unfair, isn't it, Bernie? 344 00:18:47,790 --> 00:18:48,830 It was true, though. 345 00:18:49,150 --> 00:18:51,750 It was always a bit in Malcolm's shadow, was Ernie. 346 00:18:52,650 --> 00:18:54,110 Have you talked to Clifford Chapel? 347 00:18:54,330 --> 00:18:56,230 Clifford over there. He will account, Malcolm. 348 00:18:56,890 --> 00:18:59,890 Oh, thanks. I'll have a word. If you're not back in two hours, we'll send a 349 00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:00,890 search party. 350 00:19:00,950 --> 00:19:04,190 It's a bit low in Liverpool, so... And he's very boring. 351 00:19:06,390 --> 00:19:08,110 I hear you knew Malcolm Stainsby. 352 00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:11,090 That's a name from the past. 353 00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:12,610 Why are you asking? 354 00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:14,770 His name's come up in the course of an inquiry. 355 00:19:15,290 --> 00:19:16,290 You did know him, then? 356 00:19:16,610 --> 00:19:17,610 Oh, I certainly did. 357 00:19:18,130 --> 00:19:20,670 As a matter of fact, I was the best man at his wedding. 358 00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:24,410 Joined up for the Navy on the same day as him as well. I could tell you some 359 00:19:24,410 --> 00:19:25,410 stories about Malcolm. 360 00:19:25,510 --> 00:19:27,670 And do you know about the circumstances of his death? 361 00:19:27,950 --> 00:19:29,030 I was there when it happened. 362 00:19:29,510 --> 00:19:31,930 One of the first on the scene. Worst night of my life. 363 00:19:32,350 --> 00:19:36,310 I know this sounds like an odd question, but did you actually see Malcolm's 364 00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:37,310 body? 365 00:19:37,530 --> 00:19:38,590 There was nothing to see. 366 00:19:39,210 --> 00:19:42,670 There were 60 or 70 people in that cinema. After the bomb dropped, it was a 367 00:19:42,670 --> 00:19:43,790 of rubble and a hole in the ground. 368 00:19:44,110 --> 00:19:45,110 Could he have survived? 369 00:19:45,470 --> 00:19:46,470 I don't see how. 370 00:19:47,190 --> 00:19:48,570 And they found his papers, didn't they? 371 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:51,660 So there's no doubt in your mind that he died that night? 372 00:19:52,180 --> 00:19:54,320 Well, I've not seen him since, if that's what you're asking. 373 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:57,540 When something like that happens, there's so much confusion. 374 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,940 I suppose mistakes do get made. 375 00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:03,260 One thing I learned in the Navy, no -one knows anything. 376 00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:05,820 But why this sudden interest in Malcolm? 377 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,980 Well, if you wouldn't mind coming with me, I'll explain. 378 00:20:26,860 --> 00:20:27,860 Lunchtime tomorrow, then. 379 00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:31,220 I don't know if my nerves are up to it. 380 00:20:32,020 --> 00:20:33,500 Look, that sheet wasn't hurt, though. 381 00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:37,180 It was just a bit winded. You shouldn't have been in reverse in the first place. 382 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,079 Oh, OK. 383 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:41,080 Lunchtime tomorrow. 384 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,160 Right. 385 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:50,660 Rosie had a dark up. 386 00:20:51,060 --> 00:20:52,460 What's going on with you and Rosie, then? 387 00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:55,360 Nothing. I heard you're making a date with her. 388 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:57,760 Yeah, yeah, I was, yeah. 389 00:20:58,360 --> 00:20:59,400 So you're going out? 390 00:20:59,980 --> 00:21:01,480 Yeah, yeah, we're just going out. 391 00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:02,700 Nothing else. 392 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:04,240 Oh, I think that's lovely. 393 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:10,920 I don't believe it. 394 00:21:13,460 --> 00:21:14,480 You remember me? 395 00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:16,840 No, I'm sorry. 396 00:21:17,740 --> 00:21:19,060 I know the face. 397 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:20,400 I'm Clifford. 398 00:21:21,220 --> 00:21:23,620 And I know you. We were best pals. 399 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:26,400 Ever since Ashfordly Elementary School. 400 00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:28,220 Ernie was there too. 401 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,800 Was there a Mrs Skinner? 402 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:35,840 She was our teacher. 403 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,280 Very handy with a cane, she was. 404 00:21:39,620 --> 00:21:42,560 This will hurt me more than it will hurt you. 405 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:43,800 Sir! 406 00:21:44,140 --> 00:21:45,380 This has got to be Malcolm. 407 00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:47,800 He's got a bottle of something down. We should be celebrating. 408 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,420 You're sure about this? 409 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:51,580 I'd know him anyway. 410 00:21:52,460 --> 00:21:53,520 Who'd have believed it? 411 00:21:55,370 --> 00:21:56,370 Ernie, love. 412 00:21:57,570 --> 00:21:59,450 I told you I wanted him out. 413 00:21:59,690 --> 00:22:00,690 Hang on. 414 00:22:00,770 --> 00:22:01,770 This is Malcolm. 415 00:22:01,890 --> 00:22:03,630 It's his house. He was born here. 416 00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:05,830 He's no more Malcolm than I am. 417 00:22:06,410 --> 00:22:08,050 Now you, listen you. 418 00:22:08,310 --> 00:22:10,810 This is my house, my land, my wife. 419 00:22:11,050 --> 00:22:14,150 And you're not getting your mucky hands on any of them. Do you hear me? 420 00:22:14,930 --> 00:22:15,930 You've had your fun. 421 00:22:16,330 --> 00:22:19,350 Now you can get on your way. All of you. 422 00:22:21,430 --> 00:22:22,430 Ernie. 423 00:22:23,690 --> 00:22:24,730 I'll call Dr Trent. 424 00:22:25,310 --> 00:22:27,490 I don't have no doctor. 425 00:22:27,870 --> 00:22:29,230 Someone should check you over. 426 00:22:29,630 --> 00:22:30,770 He's not into this right now. 427 00:22:31,630 --> 00:22:34,550 Why don't you come back to my place? I've got a spare room if Ernie's not 428 00:22:34,550 --> 00:22:36,250 feeling too clever. It's a good idea. 429 00:22:46,070 --> 00:22:48,830 I don't want to cause any more trouble than I have already. 430 00:22:49,970 --> 00:22:51,130 I'll see you soon, love. 431 00:22:52,620 --> 00:22:53,620 What are you doing? 432 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,720 I'll see you soon, but I have to talk to Ernie first. 433 00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:58,520 Helen, it's Rob. 434 00:23:00,620 --> 00:23:02,580 Could you come up to Highgarth Farm? 435 00:23:03,180 --> 00:23:06,260 I'm worried about Ernie. I didn't want any of this to happen, but it has. 436 00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:07,459 How long? 437 00:23:07,460 --> 00:23:09,020 Don't you don't know what you're doing? 438 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:10,320 No, I don't. 439 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,760 It's all going round in my head and I can't make any sense of any of it. OK. 440 00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:17,140 Bye. You'll have to give me time. 441 00:23:17,580 --> 00:23:18,920 It's not happening yet. 442 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,200 Why not? 443 00:23:20,970 --> 00:23:25,090 All I am is your skiffy. You could pay someone to cook and do the washing. It's 444 00:23:25,090 --> 00:23:27,870 all you need. It doesn't do. No, it won't do. 445 00:23:29,090 --> 00:23:30,870 I don't want this life anymore. 446 00:23:32,530 --> 00:23:33,530 Go on. 447 00:23:33,710 --> 00:23:34,710 Say something. 448 00:23:35,150 --> 00:23:37,830 Tell me why I should put up with any of this for a minute longer. 449 00:23:38,130 --> 00:23:39,290 He's nothing but a liar. 450 00:23:39,590 --> 00:23:40,910 He's still a better bet than you. 451 00:23:41,210 --> 00:23:43,330 Don't you ever talk to me like that! 452 00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:44,790 Ernie, please. 453 00:23:45,490 --> 00:23:47,690 This isn't doing you any good. Go and sit down. 454 00:23:48,170 --> 00:23:49,310 The doctor's on her way. 455 00:23:52,940 --> 00:23:53,940 wasting her time. 456 00:23:54,980 --> 00:23:56,480 Let him go. 457 00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,100 He'll calm down. 458 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:03,120 He'll give me time to make me mind up. 459 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,660 I have to decide, don't I? 460 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:23,600 Rapidly, please. 461 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:25,200 It's a cracker chapel. 462 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,260 I've just got up and Malcolm's disappeared. 463 00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:29,940 Oh, well, maybe he's gone back to see Diane. 464 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:32,100 I've tried that. She hasn't seen him. 465 00:24:32,420 --> 00:24:36,060 I'm worried something might have happened to him. I found that stick he 466 00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:38,420 The crutch. It was lying in the lane outside. 467 00:24:38,820 --> 00:24:40,080 All right, well, I'll see what I can do. 468 00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:41,500 Thanks for letting me know. 469 00:24:42,780 --> 00:24:43,960 Trouble? Probably. 470 00:24:44,580 --> 00:24:45,580 Malcolm's disappeared. 471 00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:47,940 Mind you, I might have done the same if I had any issues. 472 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,320 Better go. 473 00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:51,200 Hey, morning, Romeo. 474 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:52,560 Good lad. 475 00:24:57,290 --> 00:25:00,850 And if you like them, there's plenty more where they came from. 476 00:25:01,210 --> 00:25:02,410 What do I do with them? 477 00:25:02,670 --> 00:25:08,710 Well, mushroom soup, mushrooms on toast, fried mushrooms, whatever you like. 478 00:25:09,350 --> 00:25:11,710 No, I don't fancy them at all. 479 00:25:11,910 --> 00:25:13,110 Oh, try a few. 480 00:25:13,630 --> 00:25:19,570 And the other thing in London, a rare and much sought -after mushroom 481 00:25:21,830 --> 00:25:23,990 They look more like toadstools to me. 482 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:26,780 Have you had any? Not as you had. 483 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:29,940 Well, I wouldn't. I'm pretty sure they're poisonous. 484 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,440 You must be joking. 485 00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:34,860 No. No, I'm not. I've seen them in a book. 486 00:25:35,260 --> 00:25:36,640 I can't take the wrist peg. 487 00:25:37,020 --> 00:25:38,020 Thanks anyway. 488 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,020 I've got ten pounds. 489 00:25:42,460 --> 00:25:43,760 There's a deposit for the car. 490 00:25:44,020 --> 00:25:44,779 Oh, great. 491 00:25:44,780 --> 00:25:45,780 I shall come down. 492 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,840 Oh! Don't wear you up. 493 00:25:48,460 --> 00:25:49,520 Sorry to interrupt. 494 00:25:49,900 --> 00:25:51,140 An old young dream. 495 00:25:51,380 --> 00:25:52,380 I do understand. 496 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:53,520 What are you on about? 497 00:25:54,060 --> 00:25:57,520 Oh, Gina told me. And I'm very happy for both of you. 498 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:00,740 I won't answer. 499 00:26:02,620 --> 00:26:03,620 What's going on? 500 00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,980 I might have given Gina the impression that we're going out. 501 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:10,020 Well, if you told Gina, then the whole village will know by now. 502 00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:12,100 At least they don't think I'm having driving lessons. 503 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,100 Oh, that's OK, isn't it? Exactly. 504 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,420 Anyway, I've taken a day's leave so we can make it a long lesson today. 505 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,600 Hang on a minute, Jeff. This is getting silly. I've got to do some work. 506 00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:22,880 Oh. All right. 507 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,100 I'll wait till lunchtime, then. 508 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,080 Give me time to swat up on me highway code. 509 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:28,560 You do that. 510 00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:34,660 Well, I suppose we'll be seeing a lot more of him from now on, then, eh? 511 00:26:39,220 --> 00:26:40,760 Malcolm hasn't been in touch at all? 512 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,400 No, I haven't heard a word. 513 00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:44,180 Do you think he's all right? 514 00:26:44,540 --> 00:26:46,000 Well, we won't know until we've found him. 515 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,720 Can you think of anywhere where he might have gone? 516 00:26:48,980 --> 00:26:49,980 I've no idea. 517 00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:52,600 But I could bear not seeing him again. 518 00:26:53,210 --> 00:26:55,610 I hardly slept last night thinking about him. 519 00:26:55,850 --> 00:26:57,070 What about Ernie? Where's he? 520 00:26:57,370 --> 00:26:59,510 He was up early. I haven't seen him. 521 00:26:59,990 --> 00:27:01,470 Well, can you tell him we need to talk to him? 522 00:27:01,830 --> 00:27:04,690 You think he's got something to do with Malcolm going missing? 523 00:27:05,110 --> 00:27:06,310 Is that what you're saying? 524 00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:07,990 We need to speak to him. 525 00:27:15,910 --> 00:27:17,650 How are you feeling? 526 00:27:18,590 --> 00:27:19,590 I'm fine. Why? 527 00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:21,960 You haven't eaten any of these funny mushrooms, have you? 528 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:23,380 Oh, that's stupid. 529 00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:25,500 Why do you ask? 530 00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,460 Oh, Gina thinks they might be just a little bit poisonous. 531 00:27:29,780 --> 00:27:30,780 Oh, weck. 532 00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:32,280 What? 533 00:27:32,580 --> 00:27:34,800 Well, I haven't eaten any, but I did sell some. 534 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:38,700 Oh, it's your fault. I've always gone about how I've got no business sense. 535 00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:39,700 did you sell them to? 536 00:27:41,100 --> 00:27:43,260 Lord Ashfordly. Oh, come with me. 537 00:27:43,660 --> 00:27:47,080 Michael, no, I can't. I'm working. You can forget about working forever if 538 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:48,280 you've poisoned a lord. 539 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:50,320 They put you in the tower for that. 540 00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:54,500 I've driven all round. 541 00:27:54,980 --> 00:27:56,220 Can't see hide and hair of him. 542 00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:57,640 Maybe he got a lift. 543 00:27:57,880 --> 00:27:58,880 You're probably right. 544 00:27:59,100 --> 00:28:00,300 Can hardly walk without this. 545 00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:02,560 When was the last time you saw him? 546 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:03,940 We sat up last night. 547 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,720 We were going through these things, old photos and whatnot. 548 00:28:07,380 --> 00:28:09,380 My mum never threw anything away and I'm no better. 549 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,820 The more we looked, the more he seemed to remember. 550 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:13,840 Suddenly it was the old Malcolm. 551 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:15,780 So you went to bed late? 552 00:28:16,100 --> 00:28:17,100 It was after midnight. 553 00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,960 I was up again at 7 .30, but he was gone. His bed hadn't even been slept in. 554 00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:22,140 didn't mention anywhere he might go? 555 00:28:23,020 --> 00:28:24,020 Nothing at all. 556 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,440 Well, we've had no luck finding him so far. 557 00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:27,880 I'll keep you informed. 558 00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:43,360 Malcolm? 559 00:28:44,060 --> 00:28:45,060 Malcolm? 560 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:47,180 Better call an ambulance. 561 00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:58,580 Yes? Good morning. 562 00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:01,320 Is Lord Ashfordly in residence? 563 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,280 He's not available at the moment. 564 00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:08,320 Now, that's a shame, because, you see, our David here gave his lordship some 565 00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:12,460 mushrooms yesterday, and we're afraid that they might have been a little bit 566 00:29:12,460 --> 00:29:13,460 the stale side. 567 00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:17,800 So we would like to replace them, free of charge, of course. 568 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:23,680 Too late, I'm afraid. His Lordship insisted on me making him a mushroom 569 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:24,680 for his breakfast. 570 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:25,860 And how did he feel? 571 00:29:26,540 --> 00:29:27,540 I beg your pardon? 572 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,560 Has he been acting strange at all? 573 00:29:31,140 --> 00:29:35,160 It's not always easy to tell with his Lordship, and currently he's out 574 00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:36,340 So he's not dead yet, then? 575 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:39,220 Not as far as I'm aware. 576 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,440 We'd better just go and have a word with him. 577 00:29:49,990 --> 00:29:52,130 He's lost a lot of blood and he's hypothermic. 578 00:29:52,450 --> 00:29:54,890 Is that just from the fall or is there any sign of attack? 579 00:29:55,250 --> 00:29:57,310 I can't rule that out, but it's hard to tell. 580 00:29:58,310 --> 00:30:01,350 I'd have to go with him to Ashfordly General. Could someone take my car? 581 00:30:01,610 --> 00:30:02,610 I'll do that, of course. 582 00:30:03,330 --> 00:30:04,330 See you later. 583 00:30:11,930 --> 00:30:13,670 I thought he was dead when I got down there. 584 00:30:14,690 --> 00:30:16,030 You think Ernie Bell's behind this? 585 00:30:16,570 --> 00:30:17,710 I think we could ask him. 586 00:30:28,270 --> 00:30:32,250 Oh, there he is. Oh, come out and fight, you purple beggars. 587 00:30:34,650 --> 00:30:35,850 What's he shooting at? 588 00:30:36,490 --> 00:30:38,230 Hey, I can hide that easily. 589 00:30:39,370 --> 00:30:45,810 In the mangrove swamp where the titan romps, there is peace in the world, too. 590 00:30:46,170 --> 00:30:49,430 Even caribous lie around and snooze. There's nothing else to do. 591 00:30:49,650 --> 00:30:53,130 But mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun. 592 00:30:56,590 --> 00:30:57,590 What's he doing? 593 00:30:57,830 --> 00:31:01,910 These aristocrats, they get like that because of the inbreeding. 594 00:31:02,150 --> 00:31:06,450 I would suggest it has rather more to do with Merasmus Ricodes. 595 00:31:07,130 --> 00:31:08,130 Who's that? 596 00:31:08,190 --> 00:31:10,130 The mushrooms you gave Lord Ashfordly. 597 00:31:10,510 --> 00:31:11,510 You see? 598 00:31:11,990 --> 00:31:16,970 They're also known as blue cats, and they have strong hallucinogenic 599 00:31:18,930 --> 00:31:20,410 Oh, it'll wear off soon. 600 00:31:20,990 --> 00:31:23,390 And anyway, he's not doing any arm here, is he? 601 00:31:24,930 --> 00:31:26,890 There. You see? 602 00:31:27,370 --> 00:31:29,170 He's settled down already. 603 00:31:30,230 --> 00:31:32,390 Obviously, definitely not. 604 00:31:38,870 --> 00:31:44,110 Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun. Out in the midday sun. 605 00:32:22,540 --> 00:32:23,279 What were you doing? 606 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:24,280 You could have killed us. 607 00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:27,520 I dropped something on the floor. You liar. You were hiding from Rob and Phil. 608 00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:28,780 wasn't. You were. I wasn't. 609 00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:30,240 I'm going to argue with you. 610 00:32:30,460 --> 00:32:31,460 I've had enough. 611 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:32,480 Here's your money back. 612 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,800 Why? Because you're never going to be able to drive if you spend the whole 613 00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,520 flaming time with one eye on the road and the other over your shoulder. 614 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:39,980 You can get the bus back. 615 00:32:45,540 --> 00:32:46,540 There you go. 616 00:32:47,420 --> 00:32:48,440 Thanks for doing that. 617 00:32:48,660 --> 00:32:49,619 No worries. 618 00:32:49,620 --> 00:32:50,620 Now with me. 619 00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,820 Still regaining consciousness. He's a bit groggy. 620 00:32:53,260 --> 00:32:54,260 This is for you. 621 00:32:54,940 --> 00:32:56,620 Malcolm Stainsby's medical notes. 622 00:32:57,080 --> 00:33:00,380 The family practitioner committee said it'd take up to a month to find this. 623 00:33:00,580 --> 00:33:02,000 Yeah, that's what they told me. 624 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:03,320 So I helped myself. 625 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:09,000 According to his notes, Malcolm Stainsby had his appendix removed in 1932. 626 00:33:09,540 --> 00:33:11,420 So he should have an appendectomy scar. 627 00:33:11,820 --> 00:33:13,140 And does he? No. 628 00:33:13,780 --> 00:33:15,300 There's no sign of a scar at all. 629 00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:17,320 He isn't Malcolm Stainsby. 630 00:33:31,150 --> 00:33:32,150 It's there. 631 00:33:39,750 --> 00:33:42,610 Now, you're going to have to be very, very careful. 632 00:33:43,390 --> 00:33:44,390 Me? 633 00:33:44,630 --> 00:33:46,710 Well, you got us into this mess. 634 00:33:47,530 --> 00:33:48,530 Go on. 635 00:33:49,530 --> 00:33:51,310 And see he doesn't shoot somebody. 636 00:34:00,170 --> 00:34:02,170 Go back or they'll pick up the scent. 637 00:34:02,890 --> 00:34:03,890 They will. 638 00:34:04,090 --> 00:34:07,050 Well, use your eyes, man. They're 12 -foot iron -bright purple. 639 00:34:08,469 --> 00:34:09,469 Oh, them. 640 00:34:10,810 --> 00:34:13,870 Magnificent brutes, aren't they? With a bit of bushcraft, we can take them 641 00:34:13,870 --> 00:34:14,870 alive. 642 00:34:15,030 --> 00:34:17,429 Oh, well, you won't be needing the gun, then, will you? 643 00:34:17,630 --> 00:34:18,909 No, I'm using biscuits. 644 00:34:19,889 --> 00:34:20,889 You can, too. 645 00:34:21,370 --> 00:34:22,949 See that little fellow over there? 646 00:34:23,330 --> 00:34:24,510 Pop one into his mouth. 647 00:34:25,130 --> 00:34:26,909 He? Don't be scared. 648 00:34:27,170 --> 00:34:29,030 Gentle as lambs once you get to know them. 649 00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:33,420 I'll just put the gun away first. 650 00:34:36,159 --> 00:34:37,159 The light! 651 00:34:37,739 --> 00:34:38,840 Look at the light! 652 00:34:41,380 --> 00:34:45,820 Mad golfing Englishmen go out in the midday, out in the midday, out in the 653 00:34:45,820 --> 00:34:49,460 midday, out in the midday, out in the midday, out in the midday, out in the 654 00:34:49,460 --> 00:34:50,460 midday fun! 655 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,840 We know you're not Malcolm Stainsby. 656 00:34:57,450 --> 00:34:59,310 Do you want to start by telling me who you really are? 657 00:35:00,810 --> 00:35:01,810 I can't remember. 658 00:35:02,490 --> 00:35:03,490 It's all gone. 659 00:35:03,750 --> 00:35:06,250 Come on. I think we're a bit beyond that by now, aren't we? 660 00:35:23,650 --> 00:35:24,730 I've sedated him. 661 00:35:25,020 --> 00:35:27,480 But you'll have to wait to interview him. He's going to be quite poorly. 662 00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:29,360 Thanks to Dave, too. 663 00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:32,900 It was completely irresponsible to give him the mushrooms when you didn't know 664 00:35:32,900 --> 00:35:33,678 what they were. 665 00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:34,618 And illegal. 666 00:35:34,620 --> 00:35:37,080 I don't know what we're dealing with. He could be supplying drugs. 667 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:38,698 Poisoning, even. 668 00:35:38,700 --> 00:35:39,700 Hold on. 669 00:35:40,060 --> 00:35:42,320 Them mushrooms are perfectly legal. 670 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:43,680 So you say. 671 00:35:43,780 --> 00:35:45,800 Look, if you were growing them... No. 672 00:35:46,380 --> 00:35:50,420 No. Lord Ashfordly were growing them. They were found on his land. 673 00:35:51,580 --> 00:35:52,580 Any row. 674 00:35:52,970 --> 00:35:55,930 We didn't know he was going to be daft enough to eat them, did we? 675 00:35:56,290 --> 00:35:57,290 That's why he bought them. 676 00:35:57,930 --> 00:35:59,270 Hold on, let me get this straight. 677 00:35:59,910 --> 00:36:04,810 You picked the mushrooms on Ashfordly's land and then you sold them to him? We 678 00:36:04,810 --> 00:36:05,970 were legally entitled. 679 00:36:06,630 --> 00:36:07,630 Tell him, David. 680 00:36:07,870 --> 00:36:08,828 Yeah, that's right. 681 00:36:08,830 --> 00:36:12,690 You can pick mushrooms for yourself, but if it's for commercial gain, then 682 00:36:12,690 --> 00:36:13,690 that's theft. 683 00:36:15,050 --> 00:36:16,670 I need to know your real name. 684 00:36:19,930 --> 00:36:20,930 It's Farrell. 685 00:36:22,980 --> 00:36:23,980 Alexander Farrell. 686 00:36:24,700 --> 00:36:25,980 Friends used to call me Alex. 687 00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:28,500 When I used to have friends. 688 00:36:29,460 --> 00:36:31,480 Why did you pretend to be Malcolm Stainsby? 689 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:33,560 It wasn't my idea. 690 00:36:34,460 --> 00:36:35,460 Whose was it, then? 691 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:41,500 There's no harm being done. We didn't go through with it. Can't you just leave 692 00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:44,040 it be? What about the harm you've done to Diane and Ernie Bell? 693 00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:45,640 Doesn't that count? 694 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:49,240 Who dreamt this up? 695 00:36:53,290 --> 00:36:54,290 Clifford Chapel. 696 00:36:55,070 --> 00:36:56,070 Go on. 697 00:36:58,090 --> 00:37:00,010 He saw me in a hospital. 698 00:37:00,910 --> 00:37:02,190 I was down on my luck. 699 00:37:02,770 --> 00:37:04,430 And he thought that you looked like Malcolm. 700 00:37:04,830 --> 00:37:08,530 He said I was a spitting image of him. Said he wouldn't be for long. I had no 701 00:37:08,530 --> 00:37:09,530 idea. 702 00:37:10,530 --> 00:37:14,270 And then all of a sudden there was you and the husband. 703 00:37:17,450 --> 00:37:18,730 And then she kissed me. 704 00:37:21,390 --> 00:37:22,450 I had to get out. 705 00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:24,720 How do you mean? 706 00:37:24,980 --> 00:37:28,020 I ran off from Chapel's house last night, but he came after me. 707 00:37:28,380 --> 00:37:30,120 I told him I couldn't do it any more. 708 00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,100 I'd go away, no one would ever see me again. 709 00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:34,420 And what did he do? 710 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:35,640 He flipped. 711 00:37:36,140 --> 00:37:38,660 Next thing I knew, I was falling. 712 00:37:40,980 --> 00:37:42,400 I can't tell you any more. 713 00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:45,120 I don't want any trouble. 714 00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:48,320 I'm afraid you've got him. 715 00:37:52,110 --> 00:37:53,490 I've got some bad news, I'm afraid. 716 00:37:54,330 --> 00:37:55,330 It isn't Malcolm. 717 00:37:56,690 --> 00:37:58,770 No. There isn't any doubt. 718 00:37:59,170 --> 00:38:00,310 He was put up to it. 719 00:38:01,350 --> 00:38:02,350 I'm sorry. 720 00:38:13,870 --> 00:38:14,870 Alex Farrell. 721 00:38:15,410 --> 00:38:19,270 The man you swore was Malcolm Stainsby has given us a full account of what 722 00:38:19,270 --> 00:38:20,270 happened. 723 00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:22,560 Did he tell you about how he's not right in the head? 724 00:38:23,540 --> 00:38:25,440 He's been in and out of mental hospitals for years. 725 00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:28,060 So he couldn't have planned the impersonation without help, could he? 726 00:38:28,900 --> 00:38:30,600 Preferably from somebody who knew the man well. 727 00:38:31,660 --> 00:38:33,260 You've done enough damage as it is. 728 00:38:33,740 --> 00:38:36,260 If you had an ounce of decency, you'd tell us the truth now. 729 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:39,080 OK, let's start from the beginning. 730 00:38:39,660 --> 00:38:42,440 You met Farrell and saw that he looked like Malcolm. 731 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,500 And yet everyone knew he was dead. 732 00:38:45,060 --> 00:38:46,820 Why did you think you could get away with it? 733 00:38:47,660 --> 00:38:49,960 Diane told me once years ago she never believed it. 734 00:38:50,890 --> 00:38:52,490 She always dreamed he'd come back one day. 735 00:38:53,210 --> 00:38:55,590 So the plan was Diane would take Malcolm back and then what? 736 00:38:56,650 --> 00:38:58,230 I knew how he only would take him. 737 00:38:59,190 --> 00:39:02,770 All I had to do was leave it for a bit and then tell him that for, say, £3 ,000 738 00:39:02,770 --> 00:39:05,370 I could make Malcolm disappear, no questions asked. 739 00:39:05,650 --> 00:39:06,650 So you're going to blackmail him? 740 00:39:08,210 --> 00:39:09,310 But I didn't. 741 00:39:10,170 --> 00:39:13,170 You've got nothing on me. But you did try and make Farrell disappear. 742 00:39:13,710 --> 00:39:16,730 He refused to go along with your plan, so you went after him. 743 00:39:17,010 --> 00:39:18,950 You argued, you hit him. No. 744 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:21,500 It was an accident, I swear it. 745 00:39:22,300 --> 00:39:23,300 He slipped. 746 00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:25,140 But you thought you'd killed him, though, didn't you? 747 00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:26,980 Otherwise you wouldn't have rung the police. 748 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:29,560 I'm charging you with attempted murder. 749 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:34,040 And I dread to think what your little stunt has done to Ernie and Diane Bell. 750 00:39:38,100 --> 00:39:40,920 I don't want apologies. I want the book thrown at them. 751 00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:43,480 For picking the mushrooms and selling them to you. 752 00:39:43,740 --> 00:39:48,350 Yes. Well, apart from a possible theft, it's debatable whether they actually 753 00:39:48,350 --> 00:39:49,350 broke the law. 754 00:39:49,690 --> 00:39:51,590 I mean, you did buy the mushrooms, didn't you? 755 00:39:52,050 --> 00:39:54,310 Well, never mind that. They might have killed me. 756 00:39:54,930 --> 00:39:58,830 Well, if money did change hands, then I suppose I could charge them. 757 00:39:59,050 --> 00:40:00,050 Oh, but it didn't. 758 00:40:02,230 --> 00:40:05,570 I'm sorry, Aunt Peggy. I know you don't like me doing this, but, well, his 759 00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:08,050 lordship didn't have any money on him, so I thought he could pay later. 760 00:40:08,330 --> 00:40:09,330 Oh! 761 00:40:09,490 --> 00:40:12,630 Yeah, well, then it's hardly anything to do with us at all. 762 00:40:14,370 --> 00:40:16,030 I'm afraid I'm going to have to let them go. 763 00:40:17,410 --> 00:40:20,330 Don't you two think this is the end of the matter? I shall take this up with 764 00:40:20,330 --> 00:40:21,330 your superiors. 765 00:40:21,850 --> 00:40:23,170 Well, you're right. It's not the end. 766 00:40:24,150 --> 00:40:29,290 There's the matter of driving under the influence of drugs, endangering lights 767 00:40:29,290 --> 00:40:30,290 with a firearm. 768 00:40:30,550 --> 00:40:33,730 I mean, I could call back later if you're not feeling too well. Take a 769 00:40:33,730 --> 00:40:34,730 then. 770 00:40:41,270 --> 00:40:42,350 I thought you were on leave. 771 00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:44,580 I didn't need it, after all. 772 00:40:46,460 --> 00:40:47,620 It's a bit late now, anyway. 773 00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:51,900 I'd have been here before, but I had a long wait for the bus. 774 00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:54,120 You ought to think about getting a car. 775 00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:55,360 Yes, Sergeant. 776 00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:02,080 Only... Only... I can't. 777 00:41:02,980 --> 00:41:05,620 You see, I don't have a driving licence. 778 00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:11,440 I've got a provisional one, but... I'm sorry. 779 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:13,840 It won't happen again. 780 00:41:14,380 --> 00:41:15,380 It had better not. 781 00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:19,860 The driving course was oversubscribed, so they bumped you off. So no real harm 782 00:41:19,860 --> 00:41:20,860 done. 783 00:41:21,260 --> 00:41:25,080 Now, I know you're ambitious and want to impress, but if you try to pull the 784 00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:27,160 wool again, you won't be going on a driving course. 785 00:41:27,780 --> 00:41:29,220 You won't be wearing the uniform. 786 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,100 You'll be out on your ear. 787 00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:32,560 Understood? 788 00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:34,160 Yes, Sergeant. 789 00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:37,200 Clifford. 790 00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:38,880 Malcolm earning me. 791 00:41:40,100 --> 00:41:43,240 We all used to play together in... Feel behind school. 792 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:46,160 Now, look. 793 00:41:48,820 --> 00:41:50,560 I have to talk to Ernie. 794 00:41:51,940 --> 00:41:54,300 I know him. He knows it. 795 00:41:55,460 --> 00:41:59,060 I chose Malcolm over him. No point kidding ourselves about that. 796 00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:01,760 Are you going to tell him to leave? 797 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:04,040 No. 798 00:42:04,580 --> 00:42:05,900 He can have the farm. 799 00:42:06,540 --> 00:42:08,400 But I can't stay here with him. 800 00:42:09,540 --> 00:42:11,980 Would you like me to talk to him first, explain what happened? 801 00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:14,120 No. 802 00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:15,760 I'll do it. 803 00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:17,420 I owe him that. 804 00:42:19,340 --> 00:42:20,340 Don't bother. 805 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,780 It was always Malcolm, wasn't it? 806 00:42:25,140 --> 00:42:26,860 I suppose I always knew that. 807 00:42:28,260 --> 00:42:32,200 But before you go making more of a fool of yourself, there's something you 808 00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:33,200 should see. 809 00:42:53,390 --> 00:42:55,190 I want to know what happened to Malcolm. 810 00:43:04,110 --> 00:43:05,310 How did you get these? 811 00:43:06,370 --> 00:43:08,990 In July 44, he came back here. 812 00:43:10,270 --> 00:43:11,530 Took these off him. 813 00:43:12,810 --> 00:43:14,470 What wouldn't go in the lime pit? 814 00:43:18,310 --> 00:43:20,190 Why didn't I see him? 815 00:43:20,710 --> 00:43:21,790 I saw him first. 816 00:43:22,510 --> 00:43:23,770 But what was he doing here? 817 00:43:24,430 --> 00:43:29,730 He went in the cinema that was bombed, where he helped pull out the bodies, 818 00:43:29,730 --> 00:43:30,730 was left of them. 819 00:43:31,490 --> 00:43:34,350 And he swapped his papers for some poor dead beggar. 820 00:43:35,290 --> 00:43:38,810 He thought that way he could come back here and get on with his life without 821 00:43:38,810 --> 00:43:40,110 police coming after him. 822 00:43:40,330 --> 00:43:41,670 And you killed him? 823 00:43:43,130 --> 00:43:48,590 Well, it's not so hard killing a bloke who everyone thinks he's dead already. 824 00:43:50,410 --> 00:43:51,510 So now you know. 825 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:54,660 Now we believe he's gone. 826 00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:56,760 I'm all you've ever had. 827 00:43:57,460 --> 00:43:59,480 Ernie Bell, I'm arresting you for murder. 828 00:44:00,060 --> 00:44:02,040 Doctor's already given me the death sentence. 829 00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:03,800 I haven't long. 830 00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:05,460 That's why I'm telling you now. 831 00:44:06,940 --> 00:44:07,940 What's it matter? 832 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,480 Why did you do it? 833 00:44:12,700 --> 00:44:14,740 Back then I knew you didn't love me. 834 00:44:15,420 --> 00:44:16,840 But I thought it had come. 835 00:44:17,500 --> 00:44:18,500 One day. 836 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:23,320 I love you. 837 00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:24,800 I tried. 838 00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:26,600 You're trying. 839 00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:29,180 That was always second best. 840 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:32,460 Waste of a life. 841 00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:35,640 Come on. 842 00:44:40,580 --> 00:44:41,680 Here we go. 843 00:44:53,290 --> 00:44:54,290 I just saw Diane. 844 00:44:54,570 --> 00:44:55,488 How is she? 845 00:44:55,490 --> 00:44:56,490 Still in shock. 846 00:44:57,550 --> 00:44:59,970 Well, in a way, she's lost two husbands in one day. 847 00:45:00,510 --> 00:45:02,910 Do you think she really thought that man was Malcolm? 848 00:45:03,350 --> 00:45:04,410 That's the thing with contracts. 849 00:45:04,750 --> 00:45:06,750 They work best when victims want them to be true. 850 00:45:07,470 --> 00:45:09,510 How do I con you into buying me a drink? 851 00:45:10,250 --> 00:45:11,450 Way ahead of you on that one. 852 00:45:17,070 --> 00:45:18,070 Can I get you a drink? 853 00:45:18,350 --> 00:45:19,470 No, thank you. 854 00:45:21,530 --> 00:45:22,790 Can I apologise, then? 855 00:45:23,290 --> 00:45:24,290 That'll be a start. 856 00:45:25,830 --> 00:45:26,850 Can I ask you something? 857 00:45:28,410 --> 00:45:30,290 Would you carry on giving me driving lessons? 858 00:45:30,970 --> 00:45:32,030 You are joking. 859 00:45:32,550 --> 00:45:33,550 I'm not. 860 00:45:34,470 --> 00:45:37,150 Look, you're the best instructor I've ever had. 861 00:45:38,570 --> 00:45:40,390 One of the others would give me a second lesson. 862 00:45:42,130 --> 00:45:43,130 Please. 863 00:45:44,690 --> 00:45:45,690 All right. 864 00:45:46,330 --> 00:45:49,790 But, er, you only need the L plates on the back of the car. 865 00:45:50,750 --> 00:45:51,750 You are? 866 00:45:58,600 --> 00:45:59,600 Well, it isn't. 867 00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:05,060 You promised her everything. 868 00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:08,900 Fame, fortune, the world. Everything she wanted to hear. 869 00:46:09,420 --> 00:46:10,420 Nice, baby. 870 00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:11,840 What's a pervert? 871 00:46:13,340 --> 00:46:15,540 I want my property back, officers. 872 00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:17,140 Lucifer's revenge is mine. 873 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,060 You're involved with this, ma 'am.