1 00:00:06,949 --> 00:00:13,490 Heartbeat, why do you miss when my baby kisses me? 2 00:00:19,710 --> 00:00:25,670 Heartbeat, why does a love kiss stay in my memory? 3 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:52,880 Just like this river, I've been moving ever since. 4 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:59,840 Ain't got nobody to call my own. 5 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:06,100 You know I've been moving since the day I was born. 6 00:01:07,540 --> 00:01:09,660 Life is a game. 7 00:01:10,300 --> 00:01:12,860 It's just made for fun. 8 00:01:13,620 --> 00:01:15,780 I don't need no... 9 00:01:18,250 --> 00:01:19,250 Oh no. 10 00:02:25,870 --> 00:02:27,070 this little lot, will you, David? 11 00:02:28,790 --> 00:02:29,790 What have you got there? 12 00:02:33,950 --> 00:02:35,590 Ah, I'll show you. 13 00:02:39,890 --> 00:02:40,890 Who's alone? 14 00:02:40,990 --> 00:02:44,710 Mine. You know they had that great big fire at that department store in 15 00:02:44,710 --> 00:02:48,110 Ashfordly? Yeah. Well, they had to close Santa's grotto. 16 00:02:48,670 --> 00:02:53,070 and cancel an order for ready -wrapped toys, and that left the old sailor with 17 00:02:53,070 --> 00:02:56,570 lot of unsolved stock, and I just happened to be in the right place and 18 00:02:56,570 --> 00:02:57,970 right time for a bargain. 19 00:02:58,510 --> 00:03:00,550 Aunt Peggy, you don't know any children? 20 00:03:00,870 --> 00:03:05,330 No, but Santa does, and he just happens to be standing here in front of me. 21 00:03:06,970 --> 00:03:07,970 Well, 22 00:03:08,930 --> 00:03:11,710 Father Christmas is here. No, David. 23 00:03:12,350 --> 00:03:13,930 David, I'm looking at you. 24 00:03:14,170 --> 00:03:17,070 You were made for the part. Let's hear your ho -ho -ho. 25 00:03:18,340 --> 00:03:19,340 No, no, no. 26 00:03:21,340 --> 00:03:23,380 Spare a thought for the children, David. 27 00:03:23,860 --> 00:03:28,500 Through no fault of their own, they're going to be deprived of seeing Father 28 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:29,700 Christmas this year. 29 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:34,800 I mean, think of the smiles you'll bring to those little faces. 30 00:03:35,860 --> 00:03:38,300 Isn't that worth half a crown of anybody's money? 31 00:03:46,420 --> 00:03:48,360 Delta after two ports control, over. 32 00:03:49,180 --> 00:03:50,920 Control receiving, go ahead, Rob. 33 00:03:51,380 --> 00:03:52,760 Alf, I'm at Ashfordly Hall. 34 00:03:53,060 --> 00:03:56,100 I thought he was meant to be shut up over Christmas. Is that still the case, 35 00:03:56,160 --> 00:04:01,380 over? Well, as far as I know, the big cheese is holidaying in Bermuda and 36 00:04:01,380 --> 00:04:02,720 the staff down for the duration. 37 00:04:34,610 --> 00:04:35,610 Morning. 38 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:38,310 Morning. 39 00:04:38,590 --> 00:04:39,590 Who are you? 40 00:04:39,730 --> 00:04:41,070 The name's Ray Hallam. 41 00:04:41,590 --> 00:04:42,590 What are you doing here? 42 00:04:43,070 --> 00:04:44,230 I'm a mate of Charlie's. 43 00:04:44,970 --> 00:04:48,110 Charlie's? I expect you locals have to call him Lord Ashfordly. 44 00:04:49,450 --> 00:04:50,910 Was it you broken at the back? 45 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:53,750 Yeah. 46 00:04:54,850 --> 00:04:55,850 Can I pour you one? 47 00:04:58,550 --> 00:05:00,150 You're lucky you don't need stitches. 48 00:05:01,210 --> 00:05:02,210 Yes, he is. 49 00:05:04,860 --> 00:05:06,300 Lockie. How did you do it? 50 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:07,520 I slipped. 51 00:05:07,580 --> 00:05:08,860 He was fighting. 52 00:05:09,780 --> 00:05:11,540 And he came off worst for once. 53 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:15,700 It's a good job you didn't get a thick lip, isn't it? That would have been very 54 00:05:15,700 --> 00:05:16,700 unfortunate. 55 00:05:17,820 --> 00:05:19,820 He's a performer in our Christmas concert. 56 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:21,420 Oh. What do you do? 57 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:22,800 Thing. 58 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:24,960 It's one of Mr Daniel's punishments. 59 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:28,880 Jess? 60 00:05:29,420 --> 00:05:32,000 You know how Debbie and the kids are going to see a mother over Christmas? 61 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:37,630 Yes. Well, I don't suppose you'd swap shifts with me, would you? 62 00:05:37,910 --> 00:05:39,850 You know, for the Monday after, so we can have a bit of time off. 63 00:05:40,310 --> 00:05:42,590 Oh, I can't, mate. I promised to take my nan to see the hunt. 64 00:05:42,950 --> 00:05:43,950 Well, there you go, then. 65 00:05:44,250 --> 00:05:45,370 I'm offering you a way out. 66 00:05:45,850 --> 00:05:46,850 I don't want a way out. 67 00:05:47,330 --> 00:05:48,810 Oh, come on, that's disgusting. 68 00:05:49,270 --> 00:05:50,270 What's that? 69 00:05:50,650 --> 00:05:51,650 Well, Geoff here. 70 00:05:51,890 --> 00:05:53,950 Rather take his nan out than help her mate. 71 00:05:54,470 --> 00:05:57,370 Do you know, if Alf was still in uniform, he wouldn't have to think twice 72 00:05:57,370 --> 00:05:59,610 that, would you? How is Mrs Lee, by the way? 73 00:05:59,830 --> 00:06:00,830 Oh, not good. 74 00:06:01,090 --> 00:06:02,090 Still in pain. 75 00:06:02,820 --> 00:06:04,900 Looks like she'll have to spend Christmas in hospital. 76 00:06:05,940 --> 00:06:07,300 That's bad news, isn't it? 77 00:06:07,780 --> 00:06:09,720 She seemed quite pleased about it, actually. 78 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:15,800 Walk! 79 00:06:19,060 --> 00:06:20,460 Sorry to have troubled you, Doctor. 80 00:06:20,980 --> 00:06:24,040 That's all right. I would have sent him to casualty, but I don't like to let 81 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:26,120 them off the premises, especially lads like that. 82 00:06:26,380 --> 00:06:27,259 A tough nut. 83 00:06:27,260 --> 00:06:30,480 Well, he's just marking time till he graduates to Borstal. 84 00:06:31,180 --> 00:06:34,440 You make it sound as though all boys from approved school end up in Boston. 85 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:38,580 65 % of those sent to us through the courts re -offend. 86 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:42,000 Was he joking about the singing? 87 00:06:42,380 --> 00:06:43,800 No, no, no, he's a good singer. 88 00:06:44,260 --> 00:06:46,640 He even enjoys it. You'd never admit it. 89 00:06:48,020 --> 00:06:49,840 You're very welcome to come and judge for yourself. 90 00:06:50,380 --> 00:06:51,380 I'd like that. 91 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:52,880 Good. 92 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:56,680 So you're a friend of Lord Ashfordly's? 93 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:58,120 I've already said all this. 94 00:06:58,810 --> 00:07:00,550 For my benefit, Mr. Harmon. 95 00:07:03,170 --> 00:07:05,910 Charlie Ashley was my battalion commander in the Greenhowards. 96 00:07:06,830 --> 00:07:07,910 That's how I come to know him. 97 00:07:08,390 --> 00:07:09,930 And you were what, private? 98 00:07:10,770 --> 00:07:11,770 At first, yeah. 99 00:07:12,650 --> 00:07:14,770 I scraped in because they were short on recruits. 100 00:07:15,870 --> 00:07:17,030 Raw as they come, I was. 101 00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:18,830 But Charlie said I had something. 102 00:07:19,530 --> 00:07:20,590 Made me a corporal. 103 00:07:21,490 --> 00:07:22,970 It accounts for what I am today. 104 00:07:24,310 --> 00:07:25,430 I owe a lot to Charlie. 105 00:07:26,250 --> 00:07:27,990 And that's why you broke into his house? 106 00:07:28,460 --> 00:07:29,460 For old time's sake? 107 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:31,200 Yeah, well, needs must. 108 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:32,880 What needs? 109 00:07:33,340 --> 00:07:35,200 Look, I've been through all this. Why don't you ask him? 110 00:07:35,860 --> 00:07:39,920 Mr. Hallam's a car dealer, Sarge. A successful one, so he tells me. 111 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:43,540 And though he runs a very straight business, some of his customers aren't 112 00:07:43,540 --> 00:07:44,540 way inclined. 113 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:46,080 So it surprised me. 114 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:48,000 Well, Mr. Hallam hears things. 115 00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:51,400 Rumours of jobs being planned, stuff being fenced, that sort of thing. 116 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:53,020 And naturally, he tells the police. 117 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:55,360 I said I was straight, not a grass. 118 00:07:56,220 --> 00:07:58,940 If some people thought that, I'd have a forecourt full of burnt -out motors. 119 00:07:59,540 --> 00:08:01,660 So, you heard a rumour. 120 00:08:02,140 --> 00:08:03,680 Word was out for a safe -cracker. 121 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:08,580 Someone had joined a firm, planning country house jobs up north over 122 00:08:08,900 --> 00:08:12,180 Mr Hallam's heard that Ashfordly Hall is on their shopping list. 123 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:13,580 And he's come to stop them. 124 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:17,180 All the way from London when he could have picked up the phone and called us. 125 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:21,980 If I want something done right, I'd do it myself. 126 00:08:23,220 --> 00:08:24,220 Especially for Charlie. 127 00:08:25,250 --> 00:08:27,230 And I've not got much trust in you, like you say. 128 00:08:27,950 --> 00:08:29,090 And I reckon I was right. 129 00:08:30,430 --> 00:08:31,430 Can I go now? 130 00:08:32,370 --> 00:08:33,370 Go? 131 00:08:34,150 --> 00:08:35,490 Oh, you can go, Mr. Allen. 132 00:08:36,309 --> 00:08:37,850 Down that corridor near the cell. 133 00:08:42,370 --> 00:08:43,370 What have you got, Alf? 134 00:08:43,630 --> 00:08:46,090 Er, Ray Sidney Allen. 135 00:08:46,590 --> 00:08:48,350 He was very busy as a lad. 136 00:08:49,310 --> 00:08:52,870 Burglary, housebreaking, malicious damage, larceny and assault. 137 00:08:53,710 --> 00:08:56,190 He had two stretches in Borstal before he was 19. 138 00:08:57,050 --> 00:08:59,730 But then he disappears off the radar. 139 00:09:00,770 --> 00:09:02,290 OK, we need to know more. 140 00:09:02,950 --> 00:09:06,850 Cable word to whatever sun -kissed spot the Laird has found himself, will you? 141 00:09:07,550 --> 00:09:08,830 Bermuda, Sarge. 142 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:12,390 Bermuda. Very nice this time of the year. 143 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,830 You know, House Mrs is in hospital. 144 00:09:21,970 --> 00:09:26,350 Well... I invited myself, but I don't suppose there's room for one more for 145 00:09:26,350 --> 00:09:27,350 Christmas dinner, is there? 146 00:09:28,010 --> 00:09:29,450 Good idea. I'll speak to Helen. 147 00:09:34,410 --> 00:09:35,450 Look at that brown. 148 00:09:35,830 --> 00:09:37,170 Oh, that didn't do anything, sir. 149 00:09:37,830 --> 00:09:39,630 Can't we start without Gledhill, sir? 150 00:09:39,910 --> 00:09:40,910 No. 151 00:09:41,510 --> 00:09:43,010 Go and look for him, will you, Potter? 152 00:10:03,669 --> 00:10:06,410 I think we'll use this and all. 153 00:10:08,070 --> 00:10:09,430 Bernie said nothing to me. 154 00:10:09,630 --> 00:10:10,890 Probably didn't want to bother you. 155 00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:13,930 So what is it exactly you want to do? 156 00:10:14,210 --> 00:10:18,070 We just want to set up a stall for a few days with some decorations. 157 00:10:18,390 --> 00:10:20,950 All in the best possible taste, of course. 158 00:10:21,270 --> 00:10:23,010 And you're sure Bernie said this was all right? 159 00:10:23,820 --> 00:10:27,640 Perhaps I know Bernie a little better than you. You have. 160 00:10:27,900 --> 00:10:33,300 See, most people think of him as that long -faced undertaker, but I've seen 161 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:39,760 playful side, and I believe that it's that side that he would want me and 162 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:40,980 here to show the kiddies. 163 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:44,320 Santa? David? The very man. 164 00:10:44,980 --> 00:10:46,860 Go on, give her your ho -ho -ho. 165 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:48,840 Ho -ho -ho. 166 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:51,440 David's going to play Santa here. Yes. 167 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:55,140 In the grotto. And there's nothing to worry about. Because we're after a quick 168 00:10:55,140 --> 00:10:58,820 turnaround to get the queue moving. That's good. Otherwise we'll be joining 169 00:10:58,820 --> 00:10:59,820 queue across the road. 170 00:11:01,860 --> 00:11:02,860 What do you mean? 171 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:05,200 Mr. Blaketon's playing Santa at the pub. 172 00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:10,640 The devil he is. Who's Santa's? Got a stone's throw apart. 173 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:13,360 Oh, Bally, oh. 174 00:11:47,199 --> 00:11:48,199 Dad? 175 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,840 The cable you've been waiting for, Sarge. 176 00:11:51,540 --> 00:11:53,820 Ray Hallam, a good egg. Stop. 177 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:56,760 Permission to make himself at home. Stop. 178 00:11:57,640 --> 00:11:59,780 Ashfordly. Well, I suppose that's that, then. 179 00:12:00,740 --> 00:12:01,880 You better chuck him out. 180 00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:03,500 Right, Sarge. 181 00:12:08,340 --> 00:12:09,340 Abdominal pain? 182 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:11,420 Yep. I've said he's had several bouts. 183 00:12:11,980 --> 00:12:13,260 They've taken her in, anyway. 184 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:15,780 Well, that's not good, is it, just before Christmas? 185 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:18,740 Well, if Al's going to be on his own, do you think he'd like to come here for 186 00:12:18,740 --> 00:12:21,580 his Christmas dinner? Oh, I think he'll jump at it. So what do you think? 187 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:23,800 Do I need a bit more padding? 188 00:12:24,540 --> 00:12:26,960 No. You want to be able to run away if things get a bit rough. 189 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,200 Jingle bells, jingle bells. 190 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,940 Right, Mr Daniels. We'll get somebody to you as soon as possible. 191 00:12:35,740 --> 00:12:37,440 Sarge, Hazel Hurst approved school. 192 00:12:37,660 --> 00:12:39,100 One of their kids has gone AWOL. 193 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:40,419 It's Christmas. 194 00:12:40,420 --> 00:12:41,420 What do they expect? 195 00:12:41,860 --> 00:12:44,280 Tell them to phone their mums and ask for them to send them back. 196 00:12:45,550 --> 00:12:47,470 You'd better go and get some details, Walker. 197 00:12:48,570 --> 00:12:49,670 It's on your way. 198 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:53,050 And you'd best keep your eye on Ashfordly Hall for the next few days. 199 00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:56,390 No, no. It's all right. I'll go. 200 00:12:56,750 --> 00:12:57,790 You look, take it steady. 201 00:12:59,090 --> 00:13:00,610 You're right. I think we will. 202 00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:04,930 Pick that up and take it round back. 203 00:13:06,610 --> 00:13:08,230 Round the back? You word? 204 00:13:09,090 --> 00:13:10,090 What's all this? 205 00:13:10,350 --> 00:13:13,610 What do you think you're doing? We are removing a traffic hazard. 206 00:13:13,870 --> 00:13:16,170 How do you make that out? Have you seen our signs? 207 00:13:18,050 --> 00:13:22,490 Signs for Santa on both sides of the road pointing in opposite directions. 208 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,090 that's bound to muddle drivers. 209 00:13:24,390 --> 00:13:26,750 Well, that's pointing towards the funeral parlour. Who's playing Father 210 00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:28,130 Christmas? The Grim Reaper? 211 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:30,420 David, if you must know. 212 00:13:30,620 --> 00:13:32,120 David? Don't be ridiculous. 213 00:13:32,580 --> 00:13:37,660 He's only just stopped believing in him. There's room for only one Santa, Oscar. 214 00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:41,300 Well, you can take a running jump, because my poster was here first. 215 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:42,600 What's going on? 216 00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:44,560 the season of goodwill. 217 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:48,900 They've got some father Christmas scam going on across the road. I beg your 218 00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:53,460 pardon. I'll have you know we are simply responding to public demand. 219 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:54,619 Oh, really? 220 00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:57,360 Well, you look after your business and I'll look after mine. 221 00:13:57,720 --> 00:14:01,320 Hang on a minute. We can't have two Santas so close together. The kids will 222 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:02,320 never believe in him. 223 00:14:03,020 --> 00:14:05,580 Gina's right, Aunt Peggy. Perhaps I'd better sit this one out. 224 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:08,480 What? After all the money I've spent on toys? 225 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:11,940 No, the only place you'll be sitting, David, is in your grotto. 226 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,000 And may the best Santa win. 227 00:14:15,340 --> 00:14:18,200 Well, that suits me, cos I'm doing this for charity. 228 00:14:19,740 --> 00:14:21,180 Charity? That's what I said. 229 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:22,740 Well, then we are in awe. 230 00:14:23,180 --> 00:14:24,420 Are we? Yes, of course. 231 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:26,160 So why don't you take it in turn? 232 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,780 David, you can do the morning and you do the afternoon. 233 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,640 That way, nobody loses out. 234 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:35,520 The station put out a description as soon as we got your call. 235 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:39,500 If absconders aren't picked up within hours, they tend to go missing for days. 236 00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:41,840 I appreciate that, Mr Daniels. 237 00:14:42,410 --> 00:14:44,310 Does Keith Gledhill have any money? 238 00:14:45,110 --> 00:14:49,030 Not that I'm aware of. Sometimes relatives leave money when they visit, 239 00:14:49,030 --> 00:14:51,770 since he's been here, Keith hasn't had any visitors. 240 00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:53,630 Please, come in. 241 00:14:55,430 --> 00:14:56,430 Take a seat. 242 00:14:57,490 --> 00:15:00,230 So, no visitors? No mother, father? 243 00:15:01,050 --> 00:15:05,590 His father's whereabouts are unknown. His mother has just entered a new 244 00:15:05,590 --> 00:15:08,610 relationship and has no part for Keith in her plans. 245 00:15:08,850 --> 00:15:09,850 Any other relatives? 246 00:15:10,130 --> 00:15:11,130 Apparently not. 247 00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:14,660 Any idea why he might have taken off like this? 248 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:17,900 He's been involved in a few incidents recently. 249 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:23,640 He's the sort of boy who fights for respect, and corporal punishment 250 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:26,980 that tough guy image, so I docked his privileges instead. 251 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:44,760 And what's your name? 252 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:47,040 Simon. 253 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,540 And what would you like for Christmas, Simon? 254 00:15:49,860 --> 00:15:51,040 A farm with animals. 255 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:52,900 A farm with animals? 256 00:15:53,660 --> 00:15:55,320 Well, I'll have to see what I can do. 257 00:15:55,860 --> 00:15:59,880 But, in the meantime, why don't you take that? 258 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,080 And a Merry Christmas. 259 00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:09,920 Well, that's to our truce with Bletch, and you're going to have to shift my toy 260 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:11,220 stock in half the time. 261 00:16:12,010 --> 00:16:15,790 Ah, yeah, but now all the profit's going to the doggy hospital. Oh, yeah, now 262 00:16:15,790 --> 00:16:16,790 it's going to charity. 263 00:16:17,050 --> 00:16:18,050 Everything's wonderful. 264 00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:20,490 What did you say if you didn't want to? 265 00:16:20,790 --> 00:16:23,510 Well, how else can I compete with Blaketon? 266 00:16:23,990 --> 00:16:27,510 Well, I don't know, just go somewhere else. No, it's too late, love it. This 267 00:16:27,510 --> 00:16:29,970 the only way that I can recoup me losses. 268 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,090 Look, he's still got a queue. 269 00:16:33,870 --> 00:16:35,230 Hey, go and pick up some tips. 270 00:16:36,090 --> 00:16:37,090 Go on. 271 00:16:38,610 --> 00:16:40,070 David, go on. 272 00:16:40,590 --> 00:16:41,590 Get in the queue. 273 00:16:46,350 --> 00:16:47,350 Did you lock it? 274 00:16:47,370 --> 00:16:48,370 Yes, it's comfortable. 275 00:16:48,990 --> 00:16:52,690 It's just that there's a lad on the run from a local approved school. No point 276 00:16:52,690 --> 00:16:53,690 giving an easy target. 277 00:16:53,890 --> 00:16:54,890 Oh, right. 278 00:16:58,430 --> 00:17:00,050 I heard you had a look at his hand earlier. 279 00:17:00,430 --> 00:17:01,430 Keith Gladhill. 280 00:17:01,630 --> 00:17:02,630 He's gone missing. 281 00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:06,130 Yeah, Miller thinks that he's making for home. 282 00:17:06,430 --> 00:17:08,109 Trouble is, he hasn't really got one to go to. 283 00:17:08,710 --> 00:17:10,190 I hope he finds a roof soon. 284 00:17:10,470 --> 00:17:11,550 The forecast's no. 285 00:17:12,650 --> 00:17:13,670 Have you got any change? 286 00:17:14,599 --> 00:17:16,200 Yeah, I think they deserve it. 287 00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:18,700 Well done, 288 00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:22,420 kids. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. 289 00:17:23,260 --> 00:17:28,820 Don't you just love this time of year? 290 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:35,440 Ah. 291 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,020 Was that you I saw in the queue, David? 292 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:40,280 Me? Yeah. Oh. 293 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,460 What queue is that, Oscar? 294 00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:44,120 The queue to my grotto. 295 00:17:44,540 --> 00:17:47,600 Wait till tomorrow, then you'll see what a real queue looks like. 296 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:48,800 Oh, I doubt that. 297 00:17:48,940 --> 00:17:52,700 Oh, no, David's got your number, haven't you, love? We've got a better grotto 298 00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:56,260 and bigger presence than you. Aye, and a dodgy reputation to go with them. Well, 299 00:17:56,260 --> 00:18:00,640 just remember this. If David wants another lesson, I do take kiddies of all 300 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:01,720 sizes. Right. 301 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:03,239 That's it. 302 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:04,640 The gloves are off. 303 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:06,600 I'll show you who gives lessons. 304 00:18:07,740 --> 00:18:09,000 Ah, Helen, Rob. 305 00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:10,900 Oscar. Good evening. 306 00:18:11,060 --> 00:18:12,060 Hey, Gina. Hiya. 307 00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:14,280 Have you seen Alf? No, not yet. 308 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:17,160 We've just been talking about him. I was going to ask him over here for his 309 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:20,340 Christmas dinner, but David said he's going to ask him over to his place. We 310 00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:21,340 the same idea. 311 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:22,960 It has to be popular, eh? 312 00:18:23,380 --> 00:18:25,240 It does kind of put Alf on the spot, though, doesn't it? 313 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,740 Yeah, I suppose it would, really. 314 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:30,280 Why don't you draw straws, you know, and the shortest one gets the honour? 315 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:31,680 Sounds fair. 316 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:32,720 What do you think, David? 317 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:34,100 Yeah, that's all right with me. 318 00:18:34,860 --> 00:18:37,240 Right, well, we've got the straws. 319 00:18:40,330 --> 00:18:41,330 Here we go. 320 00:18:44,930 --> 00:18:45,930 Hi, David. 321 00:18:46,010 --> 00:18:47,010 Pick a straw. 322 00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:52,030 Gina. 323 00:18:52,290 --> 00:18:53,290 Helen. 324 00:18:57,650 --> 00:18:58,810 Looks like I'm the winner. 325 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:20,560 What's your game? 326 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,120 You're heading for York, you say? 327 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:25,920 I've hitched from Whitby. 328 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,860 Got dropped outside here. 329 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:30,420 There was nothing on the road to take me on. 330 00:19:31,020 --> 00:19:32,420 Going back home for Christmas, are you? 331 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:33,680 Yeah. 332 00:19:35,420 --> 00:19:38,520 So, what are you doing in Whitby, Keith? 333 00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:40,940 I work on the fish stocks. 334 00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:42,260 Yeah? 335 00:19:43,420 --> 00:19:44,620 You look a bit young for that. 336 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:46,600 I'll graft that back. 337 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:47,800 It's all right. 338 00:19:48,140 --> 00:19:50,560 So tell me, Keith, why don't you knock? 339 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:52,620 Knock? At the door. 340 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,100 I didn't think anyone was in. 341 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,220 I wasn't going to do nothing. 342 00:19:57,580 --> 00:19:58,580 Of course not. 343 00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:06,360 You live here? 344 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:07,560 No. 345 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,200 I'm looking after the place for a mate. 346 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,520 Mate? Of yours? 347 00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:13,020 Yeah. 348 00:20:14,060 --> 00:20:15,680 Listen, unless you've got another plan. 349 00:20:16,330 --> 00:20:17,970 I reckon it's better if you keep here for the night. 350 00:20:18,210 --> 00:20:19,610 It's not like we're short of room, is it? 351 00:20:22,450 --> 00:20:26,030 Come on, little boy. 352 00:20:26,370 --> 00:20:27,370 I won't bite. 353 00:20:28,090 --> 00:20:30,970 Now then, what's your name? 354 00:20:32,790 --> 00:20:33,990 Oscar. Oscar? 355 00:20:35,530 --> 00:20:39,250 Now, Oscar, what would you like for Christmas? 356 00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:42,790 I'd like a policeman's outfit. 357 00:20:45,930 --> 00:20:47,330 Let me see what I have in my sack. 358 00:20:49,890 --> 00:20:51,590 Merry Christmas, Oscar. 359 00:20:53,790 --> 00:20:56,730 Now, who do we have here? 360 00:20:57,450 --> 00:20:58,450 Gina. 361 00:20:58,910 --> 00:20:59,910 Gina. 362 00:21:00,810 --> 00:21:03,330 And what would you like me to bring you, Gina? 363 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,650 I'd like a dolly that wheezes. 364 00:21:05,930 --> 00:21:07,830 I saw you. You'll have to speak up a little. 365 00:21:08,790 --> 00:21:10,550 I'd like a dolly that wheezes. 366 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000 Merry Christmas, Gina. 367 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,320 Ah, and who have we here? 368 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:23,740 I'm Rob. 369 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,080 This is Philip. 370 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:29,300 And have we both been good little boys for our mummies and daddies? 371 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:30,640 I have. 372 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:33,260 How about Philip? Philip, Philip. 373 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:37,340 Come on, Russell. Oh, no, no, no. You haven't told me what you want for 374 00:21:37,340 --> 00:21:38,340 Christmas yet. 375 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:41,300 Spaceman's outfit. 376 00:21:42,020 --> 00:21:43,340 And how about you, Philip? 377 00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:46,380 Peashooter, a catapult and a spud gun. 378 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:47,920 So be it real? 379 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,680 Yes, yes, of course it is. 380 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,140 Bill, no! 381 00:23:12,330 --> 00:23:13,330 Don't say bye -bye. 382 00:23:14,170 --> 00:23:15,170 Rude, I call it. 383 00:23:15,650 --> 00:23:16,650 Give. 384 00:23:33,070 --> 00:23:34,070 Any other stuff? 385 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,240 Morning. Sorry to call so early. 386 00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:01,740 What's the problem? 387 00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,160 Just checking everything's okay. 388 00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:04,959 Everything's fine. 389 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:05,960 Thanks. 390 00:24:06,060 --> 00:24:08,300 Good. Well, you know where we are if you need us. 391 00:24:08,820 --> 00:24:09,960 Oh, one more thing. 392 00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:14,100 A 15 -year -old lad's gone missing from a local approved school. If you spot 393 00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:15,340 him, I'd be grateful if you'd give us a call. 394 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:16,680 Right. 395 00:24:45,750 --> 00:24:51,650 Key? It's a very delicate matter, Sergeant, concerning the welfare of 396 00:24:51,650 --> 00:24:54,170 kiddies, those most vulnerable. 397 00:24:55,170 --> 00:24:56,670 To what, exactly? 398 00:24:57,030 --> 00:24:58,830 To the demon drink, Sergeant. 399 00:24:59,250 --> 00:25:01,190 It's quite a bit strong, isn't it? 400 00:25:01,470 --> 00:25:05,870 Not when they're being enticed into licensed premise, is it? Will somebody 401 00:25:05,870 --> 00:25:07,730 please tell me what this is all about? 402 00:25:08,150 --> 00:25:11,300 Oscar. He's playing Santa at the Amensfield Arms. 403 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:12,560 Oh, for charity? 404 00:25:12,820 --> 00:25:14,400 Eh? Who asked you? 405 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:19,420 Well, no -one but... Go outside and check we've still got four tyres on that 406 00:25:19,420 --> 00:25:20,420 lorry. Why? 407 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:22,580 Well, this is a police station, isn't it? 408 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:28,040 I take it you are making a complaint, Mrs Armstrong? 409 00:25:28,380 --> 00:25:32,180 Yeah, but that shouldn't be down to me, Sergeant. And if you lot had done your 410 00:25:32,180 --> 00:25:34,560 job properly, it wouldn't have been allowed in the first place. 411 00:26:14,220 --> 00:26:15,500 Oh, present and correct, David. 412 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,660 Yeah, I don't know what she's talking about. 413 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,340 Oh, has Dr Trent asked you out for Christmas dinner yet? 414 00:26:21,740 --> 00:26:22,740 She has. 415 00:26:23,060 --> 00:26:24,320 How do you know about that? 416 00:26:24,700 --> 00:26:26,180 Oh, I was there when it was decided. 417 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:28,280 When what was decided? 418 00:26:28,780 --> 00:26:29,960 Well, he was going to ask you around. 419 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,780 Well, with Mrs Ventress being in hospital and that. Oh. 420 00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:37,060 So we drew straws and Dr Trent got the short one. 421 00:26:54,190 --> 00:26:57,310 The fella next door was busy in the garden, but you said he saw a lad about 422 00:26:57,310 --> 00:26:58,410 time you were visiting your patient. 423 00:26:58,690 --> 00:27:01,910 He didn't see him take it? No, but he thought he had a bandaged hand. 424 00:27:03,170 --> 00:27:04,170 Keith Gladhill. 425 00:27:04,610 --> 00:27:05,610 I reckon so. 426 00:27:06,010 --> 00:27:07,110 Well, you did warn me. 427 00:27:08,650 --> 00:27:09,650 I feel sick. 428 00:27:11,050 --> 00:27:14,810 It's not the money, it's my diary, my dress book, keepsakes. 429 00:27:15,110 --> 00:27:16,250 Probably been dumped by now. 430 00:27:16,810 --> 00:27:17,810 Sorry, my love. 431 00:27:57,900 --> 00:28:01,100 Santa Claus arriving in a hearse. Now I've seen everything. 432 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,900 Ah, Sergeant. Merry Christmas. 433 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:06,940 Perhaps we could go inside. 434 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,640 You got your money back. What more do you want? I want the other stuff. What 435 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:05,920 stuff? The stuff you took. 436 00:29:11,340 --> 00:29:12,340 Happy now? 437 00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:17,579 Where'd you get this? 438 00:29:17,580 --> 00:29:18,580 I found it. 439 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:19,800 In a handbag. 440 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:20,799 Get in the car. 441 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,400 What for? You've got everything. Just do it! 442 00:29:28,740 --> 00:29:30,320 There you go. 443 00:29:30,820 --> 00:29:31,820 Sorry. 444 00:29:32,940 --> 00:29:34,860 A big one, isn't it? Happy Christmas. 445 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:36,120 Thank you very much. 446 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:38,760 Now then, who's next? 447 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,100 Oh, June, little girl. 448 00:29:41,460 --> 00:29:43,420 After I make sure this thing's all right. 449 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,380 There we are. Come on, then. There's no need to rush. 450 00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:48,060 There's presents for everybody. 451 00:29:49,020 --> 00:29:50,020 In you go. 452 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,280 Now, say hello to Santa. 453 00:29:53,900 --> 00:29:54,900 Well, 454 00:29:57,540 --> 00:29:58,439 that's it, then. 455 00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:01,020 Well, he should never have volunteered in the first place. 456 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,300 Oh, you're probably right. 457 00:30:03,299 --> 00:30:06,820 Look, Saj said you could probably set up in the car park if you wanted to. 458 00:30:07,060 --> 00:30:09,020 Well, out here in all weathers, not likely. 459 00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:10,440 No, I'll call the Rotary. 460 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:12,180 And that's to get somebody else. 461 00:30:12,580 --> 00:30:13,580 Who's complained? 462 00:30:14,540 --> 00:30:15,580 I'll give you one guess. 463 00:30:16,860 --> 00:30:19,740 Oh, Gina, can I talk to you about Alf? 464 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:21,640 He's been acting strange. 465 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:26,280 He was really pleased when Helen invited him for the Christmas lunch, but he's 466 00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:27,280 cried off this morning. 467 00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:28,680 Maybe Mrs V's coming out? 468 00:30:29,420 --> 00:30:30,420 No, I don't think so. 469 00:30:31,950 --> 00:30:32,950 Better go. 470 00:30:33,510 --> 00:30:34,510 Ciao. 471 00:30:36,930 --> 00:30:39,030 You remind me of how I was when I was a kid. 472 00:30:40,270 --> 00:30:41,410 A waste of space. 473 00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:43,150 What are we doing here? 474 00:30:43,730 --> 00:30:44,950 We're taking in the prospect. 475 00:30:45,330 --> 00:30:47,190 Yeah? Well, I've got to get moving. 476 00:30:47,710 --> 00:30:48,710 Where to? 477 00:30:49,050 --> 00:30:50,110 Back at my mum and dad. 478 00:30:50,810 --> 00:30:51,850 Presents under the tree. 479 00:30:52,870 --> 00:30:54,050 I ain't got no dad. 480 00:30:54,810 --> 00:30:55,850 You've got a dad, son. 481 00:30:56,690 --> 00:30:57,690 He cleared off. 482 00:30:58,550 --> 00:31:00,230 Saved us the bother of murdering him. 483 00:31:01,220 --> 00:31:02,220 Sounds familiar. 484 00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:05,560 He was always drunk, beating us up. 485 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,480 Thanks to him, we never had no money. 486 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,080 That's what started me thieving. 487 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:12,640 Ah. 488 00:31:13,700 --> 00:31:14,980 His fault is that you nicked that bag. 489 00:31:16,660 --> 00:31:17,660 You're the victim, right? 490 00:31:19,180 --> 00:31:20,680 Well, I say things like that, and it's rubbish. 491 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:23,320 You do what you do because you want to. 492 00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:26,860 And if you want to end up in a scrap heap like you are, man, you just keep 493 00:31:26,860 --> 00:31:27,860 the same way. 494 00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,240 Why didn't you give me up to that copper? 495 00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:32,719 Work it out. 496 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:33,720 I can't. 497 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,000 You done time? 498 00:31:36,900 --> 00:31:37,900 Borstal. 499 00:31:38,460 --> 00:31:39,460 Two stretches. 500 00:31:40,540 --> 00:31:41,980 Then I met my posh mate, Charlie. 501 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:44,400 And things changed. 502 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:46,080 Why? 503 00:31:47,100 --> 00:31:48,220 Because he told me they could. 504 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:55,620 And I'm telling you now, don't make them have to catch you. 505 00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:57,880 Go back. 506 00:31:58,480 --> 00:31:59,480 Take your punishment. 507 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:01,440 Do your time. 508 00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:05,040 I've seen enough. 509 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:08,320 Okay. 510 00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:10,440 You can show me where you dumped that bag. 511 00:32:11,020 --> 00:32:12,020 What for? 512 00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:14,040 To give it back. 513 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:20,920 I don't know what's up with Alf. 514 00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,840 I've just invited him to Christmas dinner, seeing as he isn't going to 515 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,660 He's just turned me down for life. 516 00:32:26,900 --> 00:32:29,060 You're going to go cross -eyed if you stand there much longer. 517 00:32:29,580 --> 00:32:30,600 I don't want to miss anything. 518 00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:31,899 Like what? 519 00:32:31,900 --> 00:32:32,900 You'll see. 520 00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:43,740 You're back 521 00:32:43,740 --> 00:32:50,480 early. What in heaven's name? 522 00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:57,820 Bernie, Bernie, Bernie, no, we can do all that. Out, both of you. No, you want 523 00:32:57,820 --> 00:32:58,820 to know anything? 524 00:32:59,690 --> 00:33:01,250 Where's the arm? It's for charity. 525 00:33:01,730 --> 00:33:06,130 I don't care. This is a funeral parlour. A place of dignity and respect. 526 00:33:06,630 --> 00:33:09,090 What were you thinking of planning next? Fortune stole? 527 00:33:09,350 --> 00:33:13,850 Body tattooed? Ears pierced? Look, we just need a little bit longer, Bernie. 528 00:33:14,190 --> 00:33:16,630 Just go. Well, what about all the kiddies? 529 00:33:17,130 --> 00:33:20,370 Some of them have been really poorly, haven't they, David? David, tell them 530 00:33:20,370 --> 00:33:21,730 about the runny noses. 531 00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:34,660 All right, give it here. I'll go in. 532 00:33:35,740 --> 00:33:38,260 Then I'll drop you near the school so you can go back under your own steam. 533 00:33:39,820 --> 00:33:40,820 Clean sheet, right? 534 00:33:42,380 --> 00:33:43,380 There. 535 00:33:53,940 --> 00:33:54,940 Come in. 536 00:33:55,620 --> 00:33:56,620 Anyone lost this? 537 00:33:57,420 --> 00:33:58,420 Where did you get that? 538 00:33:58,800 --> 00:33:59,800 Found it. 539 00:34:00,180 --> 00:34:01,180 Oh, yeah? 540 00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:02,720 Yeah. 541 00:34:02,990 --> 00:34:03,990 Got lucky. 542 00:34:06,570 --> 00:34:07,549 Everything there? 543 00:34:07,550 --> 00:34:09,510 No, but the money's here, so it seems likely. 544 00:34:10,170 --> 00:34:11,170 Good. 545 00:34:12,889 --> 00:34:14,010 All quiet at the hall? 546 00:34:14,690 --> 00:34:15,649 So far. 547 00:34:15,650 --> 00:34:16,790 So you've not had any company, then? 548 00:34:17,010 --> 00:34:18,010 Company? 549 00:34:18,969 --> 00:34:21,110 No. You sure about that? 550 00:34:21,389 --> 00:34:22,389 Yeah. 551 00:34:22,590 --> 00:34:25,050 Only you've got an interesting police record, Mr. Hallam. 552 00:34:25,429 --> 00:34:26,870 I was a stupid kid, that's all. 553 00:34:27,270 --> 00:34:28,530 And now you're dead straight. 554 00:34:28,929 --> 00:34:29,929 That's right. 555 00:34:30,170 --> 00:34:34,290 Well... I wouldn't allow any misplaced sympathy to make you guilty of 556 00:34:34,290 --> 00:34:35,290 withholding information. 557 00:34:36,050 --> 00:34:37,050 Thanks for the tip. 558 00:34:39,489 --> 00:34:43,790 You know, Charlie Asherley always used to say to find a little bit of good in 559 00:34:43,790 --> 00:34:44,790 everyone. 560 00:34:45,090 --> 00:34:46,290 Maybe you lot should try looking. 561 00:34:47,969 --> 00:34:48,969 Thanks for the tip. 562 00:35:27,820 --> 00:35:28,759 Where is he? 563 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:32,240 Who? Oscar Blairton. Let him show his face. 564 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:33,480 Did someone call? 565 00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:35,760 David? Yeah? Hit him. 566 00:35:36,140 --> 00:35:42,080 What? Well, what else would you do with a snitch, a grass, and a snout, and a 567 00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:44,140 telltale tit? 568 00:35:44,580 --> 00:35:47,260 Sticks and stones, sticks and stones. All right, Oscar. 569 00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:50,300 Well, I wouldn't have sent for Bernie in the first place if she hadn't started 570 00:35:50,300 --> 00:35:53,960 it. There's little kiddies over there in tears because of you. 571 00:35:54,300 --> 00:35:57,060 Well, you close me down. Everyone just... Calm down. 572 00:35:57,300 --> 00:36:00,940 Oh, that's easy for you to say. We've still got stock to ship and there's a 573 00:36:00,940 --> 00:36:02,000 crowd turning ugly. 574 00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:03,680 Well, then bring them over here. 575 00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:07,360 What? Sergeant Miller said a grotto in the car park would be all right. So? 576 00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:09,060 David and Peggy can set up there. 577 00:36:09,420 --> 00:36:11,360 Yeah? Gee, the love. 578 00:36:11,940 --> 00:36:13,200 You're a genius. 579 00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:15,220 Come on, then, Santa. 580 00:36:57,759 --> 00:36:59,300 You think he's harbouring the boy? 581 00:36:59,580 --> 00:37:03,080 Well, I'm sure I saw someone at an upstairs window as Helen was feeding me 582 00:37:03,300 --> 00:37:04,940 But there was nothing missing from the handbag? 583 00:37:05,220 --> 00:37:06,220 No, not a thing. 584 00:37:06,980 --> 00:37:09,060 Right, we'd better go back there and see what's going on. 585 00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:10,320 Exactly. 586 00:37:45,170 --> 00:37:46,810 I won't be a second. 587 00:37:47,470 --> 00:37:48,470 Right. 588 00:37:51,090 --> 00:37:52,450 Officer, is it all right? 589 00:37:52,770 --> 00:37:53,850 Yes. Why? 590 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:57,840 Well, it's just that Gina told me you turned down her invitation for Christmas 591 00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:58,980 Day. What of it? 592 00:37:59,900 --> 00:38:00,900 Why, Alf? 593 00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:05,920 I chose not to, that's why. Like I'm not going to Helen and David Stockwell's. 594 00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:07,840 I'm not a charity case, you know. 595 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:09,620 Well, of course not. 596 00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:11,160 But you'll be on your own. 597 00:38:11,420 --> 00:38:12,420 I'll matter. 598 00:38:12,660 --> 00:38:14,200 I'm not going to be an imposition. 599 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:15,960 You will be. 600 00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:18,040 Not much. 601 00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:20,340 Eh? 602 00:38:20,940 --> 00:38:22,980 You wouldn't be drawing straws otherwise. 603 00:38:24,310 --> 00:38:25,950 Alf, what are you on about? 604 00:38:26,870 --> 00:38:29,790 I'm talking about Helen getting the short straw. 605 00:38:31,310 --> 00:38:36,190 Alf, the only reason the people drew straws is because they all wanted to 606 00:38:36,190 --> 00:38:39,030 you. Oh, pull the other one. I'm telling you. 607 00:38:39,370 --> 00:38:42,430 Everybody wanted you with them on Christmas Day. 608 00:38:43,270 --> 00:38:45,970 Look, Helen's the winner, not the loser. 609 00:38:47,890 --> 00:38:48,890 Oh. 610 00:38:50,650 --> 00:38:51,650 You do. 611 00:38:56,080 --> 00:39:01,380 So, with that in mind, what do you think to joining Rob, Helen and myself? 612 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,620 Well, it's not too late. 613 00:39:05,100 --> 00:39:06,100 Good. 614 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,500 Talk about playing hard to get. 615 00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:22,580 Hoop line and sinker. 616 00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:28,820 Delta Alpha 2 port control, over. 617 00:41:32,060 --> 00:41:34,160 Nice work, we can get it. Who the hell are you? 618 00:42:25,670 --> 00:42:26,830 Keep an eye on him for me, will you? 619 00:42:29,890 --> 00:42:30,890 Tommy! 620 00:42:31,310 --> 00:42:32,209 Get up! 621 00:42:32,210 --> 00:42:33,210 Get up! 622 00:42:34,210 --> 00:42:38,350 Do you need any help? 623 00:42:42,530 --> 00:42:47,210 Mr Daniels, this is Ray Hallam. He bumped into Keith Gledhill yesterday and 624 00:42:47,210 --> 00:42:48,690 him some food and a bed for the night. 625 00:42:49,230 --> 00:42:52,750 Mr Hallam, I've been hearing all about you. Oh, yeah? 626 00:42:53,310 --> 00:42:57,630 Keith found his way back about an hour ago. You can help him, Joe. 627 00:42:58,210 --> 00:43:04,890 Good. Have yourself a merry little Christmas Let your 628 00:43:04,890 --> 00:43:11,770 heart be light From now on our troubles will be out 629 00:43:11,770 --> 00:43:18,510 of sight Have yourself 630 00:43:18,510 --> 00:43:23,630 a merry little Christmas Make the yuletide gay. 631 00:43:24,730 --> 00:43:29,290 From now on our troubles will be miles away. 632 00:43:32,470 --> 00:43:39,130 Here we are as in olden days. Happy golden days of 633 00:43:39,130 --> 00:43:40,190 yore. 634 00:43:41,350 --> 00:43:44,210 Faithful friends who are dear to us. 635 00:43:44,610 --> 00:43:47,870 Gather near to us once more. 636 00:44:05,020 --> 00:44:06,820 That was 637 00:44:06,820 --> 00:44:20,020 terrific. 638 00:44:21,770 --> 00:44:22,770 Where's the big man? 639 00:44:23,650 --> 00:44:24,730 Did he think you were rubbish? 640 00:44:25,010 --> 00:44:27,050 He thought you were great. He told me to tell you. 641 00:44:27,570 --> 00:44:28,570 Right. 642 00:44:28,830 --> 00:44:30,690 No, he had to go before the snow set in. 643 00:44:31,230 --> 00:44:33,230 But he told me to give you this. 644 00:44:34,810 --> 00:44:37,870 He said if you're ever in London looking for a job, you give him a ring. 645 00:45:08,590 --> 00:45:09,590 Come on, Santa. 646 00:45:11,130 --> 00:45:12,130 How's that for me? 647 00:45:12,250 --> 00:45:13,250 Oh, 648 00:45:13,410 --> 00:45:15,290 have you got some presents left in there for us, David? 649 00:45:16,810 --> 00:45:17,810 Yeah. 650 00:45:18,150 --> 00:45:19,150 There you go. 651 00:45:19,470 --> 00:45:22,230 Oh, that's for Gina. Don't open till tomorrow. 652 00:45:22,510 --> 00:45:23,510 Thank you. 653 00:45:25,950 --> 00:45:27,510 Well, that's for you. 654 00:45:27,730 --> 00:45:28,730 Merry Christmas. 655 00:45:29,490 --> 00:45:32,010 How did you know what we all wanted? 656 00:45:32,270 --> 00:45:34,450 Oh, it came to me during the night. 657 00:45:34,670 --> 00:45:36,150 What about the rest of us? Yeah. 658 00:45:38,510 --> 00:45:39,510 Hey, Alf. 659 00:45:39,690 --> 00:45:41,190 Alf. Usual. 660 00:45:41,570 --> 00:45:42,570 Oh, char. 661 00:45:42,790 --> 00:45:43,790 Fine, please, dinner? 662 00:45:44,390 --> 00:45:45,430 How's Mrs. Fenton? 663 00:45:46,090 --> 00:45:47,470 Oh, she's as right as rain. 664 00:45:47,710 --> 00:45:49,250 It turned out to be a kidney stone. 665 00:45:49,750 --> 00:45:52,090 Once she passed it, they put her on a bus back home. 666 00:45:52,350 --> 00:45:53,710 Well, that is good news. 667 00:45:54,110 --> 00:45:55,630 I suppose it is. 668 00:45:55,930 --> 00:45:58,490 So you'll be spending Christmas Day as usual, then? 669 00:45:58,730 --> 00:46:01,710 Well, not exactly, no. She didn't have time to arrange everything. 670 00:46:02,030 --> 00:46:05,910 So if it's not too much trouble, could we both come together? 671 00:46:06,670 --> 00:46:08,900 Well... That would be wonderful, Alf. 672 00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:10,320 Are you sure? 673 00:46:10,980 --> 00:46:13,120 Absolutely. The more, the merrier. 674 00:46:13,940 --> 00:46:15,920 Don't you just love this time of year? 675 00:46:16,140 --> 00:46:19,400 Merry Christmas, everyone. Yeah, come on. Merry Christmas.