1 00:00:07,690 --> 00:00:14,010 Harvey, what do you miss when my baby kisses me? 2 00:00:19,730 --> 00:00:26,230 Harvey, what does a love kiss say in my memory? 3 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,480 Hello, Doctor. 4 00:00:50,130 --> 00:00:51,830 What are you doing here, then? 5 00:00:52,050 --> 00:00:53,050 I was passing. 6 00:00:53,210 --> 00:00:55,910 What's going on? Well, they're training for the match. 7 00:00:56,490 --> 00:01:01,470 It's the Ashfordly section against the Richmond lads. It's for police charity. 8 00:01:01,970 --> 00:01:02,970 I see. 9 00:01:07,650 --> 00:01:08,650 Right, 10 00:01:12,790 --> 00:01:15,410 come on. Let's go there, lads. All right. 11 00:01:17,470 --> 00:01:18,550 Well, that's all they said. 12 00:01:19,070 --> 00:01:20,070 Phil, 13 00:01:20,150 --> 00:01:21,650 where are we going for one, then? 14 00:01:22,350 --> 00:01:25,770 Not tonight, Al. Just going to get back, make sure Miller still remembers that 15 00:01:25,770 --> 00:01:26,930 I've got to have time off for the game. 16 00:01:27,670 --> 00:01:28,670 All right. 17 00:01:30,610 --> 00:01:31,610 Hiya. 18 00:01:32,030 --> 00:01:33,850 See you down at the pub later, then. 19 00:01:34,690 --> 00:01:35,690 That'll be nice. 20 00:01:46,190 --> 00:01:47,190 Can I sell you the ticket? 21 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:51,870 It's not exactly Liverpool and Everton, but it is in a good cause. 22 00:01:52,130 --> 00:01:54,670 And these are two police teams, are they? 23 00:01:55,350 --> 00:01:58,310 Well, between you and me, a bit of a grudge match, actually. 24 00:01:58,930 --> 00:02:03,090 Well, I must say, it is irresistibly attractive, the thought of watching two 25 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:05,230 teams of policemen kicking each other to bits. 26 00:02:06,510 --> 00:02:07,510 How much? 27 00:02:07,810 --> 00:02:11,950 Ten bob a ticket, and that includes being taken there and back by coach and 28 00:02:11,950 --> 00:02:13,070 hot pot supper back here later. 29 00:02:13,510 --> 00:02:14,650 Cheaper, twice the price. 30 00:02:15,150 --> 00:02:16,150 And your name is? 31 00:02:16,190 --> 00:02:17,770 Hallows. Albert Hallows. 32 00:02:18,190 --> 00:02:20,510 Are you just visiting, are you? No, I just moved in. 33 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:22,130 Fairfield Old Folk's home. 34 00:02:22,530 --> 00:02:23,530 Other side of the village. 35 00:02:23,730 --> 00:02:24,649 Oh, I see. 36 00:02:24,650 --> 00:02:26,530 So, how are the tickets going? 37 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:29,070 Well, not brilliant, to be honest. 38 00:02:29,370 --> 00:02:32,510 See, a lot of people can't get off work, even if it is half -day closing. 39 00:02:32,910 --> 00:02:35,590 Apart from which, I've been that busy behind the bar, I haven't been able to 40 00:02:35,590 --> 00:02:36,429 push it much. 41 00:02:36,430 --> 00:02:40,890 Well, look, if it would help, I'll take the list and the tickets around the pub 42 00:02:40,890 --> 00:02:41,769 for you. 43 00:02:41,770 --> 00:02:43,290 Oh, that'd be great if you would. 44 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:46,980 Honey, make sure you get the money out of them first, will you? 45 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:49,560 Your wish is my command, dear lady. 46 00:02:50,260 --> 00:02:51,260 Ta? 47 00:02:52,060 --> 00:02:53,380 No, I have a pen, thank you. 48 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:58,040 Jeff? 49 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,180 How's your team shaping up? 50 00:03:00,580 --> 00:03:01,580 Great, thanks, Jeff. 51 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:05,520 In fact, that lot from Richmond won't know what's hit them. 52 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:10,400 See, what you have to realise is that basically, soccer is a very simple game, 53 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:13,300 and it's all about getting your team to do the simple things well. 54 00:03:14,010 --> 00:03:15,010 A word, Bellamy? 55 00:03:15,550 --> 00:03:16,550 Yes, Sarge. 56 00:03:18,370 --> 00:03:19,610 Big soccer match of yours. 57 00:03:20,030 --> 00:03:21,690 Yes, Sarge. It's on Wednesday, right? 58 00:03:22,070 --> 00:03:22,829 Oh, yeah. 59 00:03:22,830 --> 00:03:24,410 You thinking of coming and watching us, are you, Sarge? 60 00:03:24,850 --> 00:03:28,530 I shall be otherwise engaged, as indeed will you, probably. 61 00:03:29,590 --> 00:03:30,590 Sarge? 62 00:03:31,230 --> 00:03:34,510 Well, you haven't forgotten that you have to be at the asylum that day as 63 00:03:34,510 --> 00:03:36,050 arresting officer in the Martin Phillips case. 64 00:03:36,530 --> 00:03:41,110 Well, no, Sarge, but it'll be in the morning, won't it? We have to be there 65 00:03:41,110 --> 00:03:43,050 the morning, but there's no guarantee it'll be here before lunch. 66 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:44,860 Besides, I'm the coach. 67 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:46,200 I have to be there. 68 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:49,540 Will you tell the judge that, or shall I? 69 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:51,520 Right. 70 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:55,740 David, if that face of yours gets any longer, people will start tripping over 71 00:03:55,740 --> 00:03:56,740 it. 72 00:03:57,220 --> 00:03:58,520 What the heck's the matter with you? 73 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:00,900 I've got to go to court next Wednesday. 74 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:02,140 That's what's the matter with me. 75 00:04:02,540 --> 00:04:03,540 Ah. 76 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:05,640 Why? What have you been up to now, then? 77 00:04:06,020 --> 00:04:10,440 Nothing. I've been called up for that jury duty service thing. 78 00:04:10,700 --> 00:04:11,700 Oh, I see. 79 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:19,579 In fact, I was wondering, you know, like with you being an ex -policeman, like, 80 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:26,500 just wondering if you knew any way that I could get out of it. 81 00:04:27,860 --> 00:04:29,900 Point one, David, you can't. 82 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:35,320 And point two, if I knew how you could, I wouldn't tell you. Because I believe 83 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:39,600 that anyone who's called up for jury service is obligated to serve. 84 00:04:40,860 --> 00:04:42,200 That's why I call it. 85 00:04:42,540 --> 00:04:43,540 Jury duty. 86 00:04:44,420 --> 00:04:45,420 So good luck. 87 00:04:46,580 --> 00:04:48,660 I'm afraid that's the best I can do for you, my dear. 88 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:55,000 You've done brilliant, Mr Hallows. Thanks very much. 89 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:58,220 Well, can I get you another drink? On the house, of course. No, no, no. I'd 90 00:04:58,220 --> 00:04:58,959 better get back. 91 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:01,540 Matron can get very cross if you're late rolling up for cocoa. 92 00:05:01,980 --> 00:05:03,540 It might confine me to barracks. 93 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:04,639 Oh, right. 94 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:05,940 See you again soon, though. Right. 95 00:05:06,380 --> 00:05:07,380 See you. Ta -ra. 96 00:05:07,580 --> 00:05:08,580 Bye -bye. 97 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,600 So, what did he say? 98 00:05:12,990 --> 00:05:14,410 Oh, nothing much good. 99 00:05:15,110 --> 00:05:17,430 Oh, well, try and look on Brightside. 100 00:05:18,250 --> 00:05:19,410 What Brightside? 101 00:05:19,730 --> 00:05:22,790 Well, look, they're going to give you some travel expenses. 102 00:05:23,370 --> 00:05:27,090 I'm sure we can find a way of jacking them up a bit. A bit of creative 103 00:05:27,090 --> 00:05:28,090 accounting. 104 00:05:28,830 --> 00:05:30,330 I didn't know you could play football. 105 00:05:31,390 --> 00:05:33,290 Oh, I wouldn't put it as strongly as that. 106 00:05:33,830 --> 00:05:36,450 I just happened to get roped into it by Phil, that's all. 107 00:05:36,790 --> 00:05:39,110 Who sees himself as the next Alf Randall, by the way. 108 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:41,880 So you're going to come and watch? 109 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:43,560 I wouldn't miss it for the world. 110 00:05:44,340 --> 00:05:46,760 Just as long as you're not expecting any Bobby Chartmans out there. 111 00:06:14,570 --> 00:06:19,430 Oh, Lottie, you should be in bed, you naughty girl. I wanted to watch the end 112 00:06:19,430 --> 00:06:21,910 the horror film, but fell asleep halfway through. 113 00:06:22,530 --> 00:06:26,890 And just as Bella Lugosi was about to sink his fangs into her. 114 00:06:27,110 --> 00:06:28,110 Oh, how disappointing. 115 00:06:28,530 --> 00:06:30,690 And what have you been up to tonight? 116 00:06:31,130 --> 00:06:34,050 Oh, no good at all, dear lady. No good at all. 117 00:06:34,850 --> 00:06:37,990 Mr. Hallows, you are incorrigible. 118 00:06:40,770 --> 00:06:42,930 Good night, then. Good night, dear lady. 119 00:06:47,790 --> 00:06:48,790 Good night. 120 00:06:52,770 --> 00:06:56,610 See you in the morning. Yes, see you in the morning. Good night. 121 00:07:00,450 --> 00:07:04,110 And don't stay up too late. 122 00:07:04,450 --> 00:07:05,450 No, I won't. 123 00:07:16,010 --> 00:07:17,010 Chalky, it's me. 124 00:07:17,180 --> 00:07:18,180 Get the boys together. 125 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:19,940 I've fixed up a good one for us. 126 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,440 A real dapper. 127 00:07:29,660 --> 00:07:30,680 See you. See you later. 128 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:36,880 You know, if you'd been born a few years ago, you could make a fortune as an 129 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:37,880 undertaker's mute. 130 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:42,720 It's all right for you, Mr. Scripps. You're not going to be facing what I'm 131 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:44,060 going to be facing this time tomorrow. 132 00:07:44,850 --> 00:07:49,710 David, all you'll be facing is joining 11 other people to decide whether 133 00:07:49,710 --> 00:07:52,430 somebody's guilty or not. Not the electric chair. 134 00:07:56,630 --> 00:08:00,390 So, you're all alone in the world, my dear. 135 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:02,430 Since my husband died, yes. 136 00:08:02,790 --> 00:08:04,390 And I do miss him so. 137 00:08:04,890 --> 00:08:07,770 But at least he left me comfortably off, bless him. 138 00:08:09,070 --> 00:08:13,570 In fact, between you and me, Mr Hallows, more than comfortably. 139 00:08:15,039 --> 00:08:18,540 Really? And which bank did you say your late husband used? 140 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:22,420 Visitors for you, Mr. Hallows. Oh, here you are, gentlemen. 141 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:25,180 Chalky? Prof. 142 00:08:26,780 --> 00:08:27,920 Cummins? Hi. 143 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:31,000 This is a very good friend of mine, Mrs. Ferguson. 144 00:08:31,460 --> 00:08:32,780 My business associates. 145 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:34,700 Do call me Lottie. 146 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:40,900 Lottie. You must excuse us, my dear. We have a very important business deal to 147 00:08:40,900 --> 00:08:42,280 discuss. But of course. 148 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:43,579 See you at tea. 149 00:08:43,580 --> 00:08:45,660 I look forward to it. So do I. 150 00:08:46,540 --> 00:08:47,540 Out, out. 151 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:49,820 Hang on. 152 00:08:52,180 --> 00:08:56,200 So, Lottie's your bit on the side, then, is she, Hallows? 153 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:59,200 Hardly. Most of the time she's away with the fairies. 154 00:08:59,620 --> 00:09:05,200 But having said that, she is a wealthy widow with no one to leave her money to. 155 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:06,520 Poor soul. 156 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:08,179 Follow me. 157 00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:10,680 By this time tomorrow, it'll all be over, won't it? 158 00:09:11,340 --> 00:09:12,340 Not necessarily. 159 00:09:13,540 --> 00:09:14,540 Can't he, mate? 160 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:18,340 Well, some trials just go on and on and on, don't they? 161 00:09:18,780 --> 00:09:22,740 I had a friend once on a jury. He didn't get away for nearly a month. 162 00:09:23,660 --> 00:09:24,660 Really? 163 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:29,860 Thanks, Bernie. 164 00:09:30,020 --> 00:09:33,560 We're trying to cheer him up. You're about as helpful as a flat tyre at a 165 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:34,560 funeral. 166 00:09:34,620 --> 00:09:36,520 Well, he has to know the truth, Rosemary. 167 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:40,040 What if he turns up tomorrow and finds it is going to drag on? 168 00:09:40,900 --> 00:09:46,460 Expect the worst, I always say. Then, when it happens, you won't get so much 169 00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:47,460 a shock, will you? 170 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:50,880 Yeah, well, I suppose it's a well -known fact round here that it's being so 171 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:52,720 cheerful that keeps you going. 172 00:09:53,620 --> 00:09:56,620 So, what's the gig this time, eh, Prof? 173 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,740 Patience, Chalky, patience, and all will be revealed. 174 00:10:00,180 --> 00:10:01,760 Well, how about one take all day? 175 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:03,900 Because the pubs will be open soon. 176 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:05,240 Ah. 177 00:10:05,580 --> 00:10:09,920 It is a brilliant plan, and, of course, very simple. Always is. 178 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:11,440 All right, Cummins. 179 00:10:12,580 --> 00:10:17,500 The village of Aidensfield, which is just down the road, will be practically 180 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:19,540 ghost village tomorrow for a couple of hours. 181 00:10:19,740 --> 00:10:20,740 How come? 182 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:24,680 Because many of the residents will be attending a charity soccer match a few 183 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:28,540 miles away from here, mounted, would you believe, by the local constabulary, 184 00:10:28,860 --> 00:10:33,380 leaving the place unguarded, their homes empty and ripe for picking. 185 00:10:33,780 --> 00:10:35,880 But how do we know which homes? 186 00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:39,480 Because when I was selling the tickets, Cummins, I also acquired some of their 187 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:40,870 addresses. That's how. 188 00:10:41,210 --> 00:10:42,910 Oh, trust you, Prof. 189 00:10:43,370 --> 00:10:46,930 Well, I say it myself, Chalky. One of the secrets of my success. 190 00:10:47,170 --> 00:10:49,370 My scrupulous attention to detail. 191 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:16,420 If you want to go and report in, I won't find myself a cup of tea. 192 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:17,840 All right? 193 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:37,360 I've been giving you any grief out there, kid? 194 00:11:38,100 --> 00:11:39,100 Don't worry. 195 00:11:39,420 --> 00:11:40,540 We only stopped at one. 196 00:11:40,970 --> 00:11:42,770 Give him a working over with the rubber hoses. 197 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:44,570 It will mark him. 198 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:12,220 What, for a cup of tea? 199 00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:13,940 Go on, then. 200 00:12:14,060 --> 00:12:14,759 Guess who? 201 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:15,760 Oh! 202 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:17,280 Ha, ha, ha! 203 00:12:17,940 --> 00:12:19,120 Tell Philly. 204 00:12:19,540 --> 00:12:22,000 Thank you, love. How are you? I'll have another one of them, please. Well, I 205 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:26,520 can't see me entering for the Miss World contest ever again, apart from that. 206 00:12:26,820 --> 00:12:27,820 How are you? 207 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:28,960 I'm all right, yeah. 208 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,020 Hey, I was sorry to hear about your mum. 209 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:35,140 Oh, well, at least she didn't suffer, eh? And I was really sorry not to get up 210 00:12:35,140 --> 00:12:36,140 for the funeral. 211 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:37,280 Oh, well, no sweat. 212 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:42,110 Anyway, what are you doing? That is a long and unhappy story, Peg. 213 00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:44,330 Ooh. 214 00:12:47,710 --> 00:12:48,710 Name? 215 00:12:50,430 --> 00:12:51,430 David. 216 00:12:52,670 --> 00:12:54,110 Er, Stockwell. 217 00:12:54,450 --> 00:12:58,210 Yeah, I'm here for jury service, but there's something I want to tell you. 218 00:12:59,870 --> 00:13:00,870 Tell me. 219 00:13:00,990 --> 00:13:04,770 Yeah, you know when people are called for jury duty, but they don't always get 220 00:13:04,770 --> 00:13:07,530 picked, you know, to be on the actual jury, like? 221 00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:14,580 Yes. All I wanted to say was that if you're looking for volunteers not to get 222 00:13:14,580 --> 00:13:16,780 picked, well, I wouldn't mind. 223 00:13:17,660 --> 00:13:22,100 You've already been elected to the jury in court number one. Now, kindly wait 224 00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:23,320 outside until you're called. 225 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,000 Right, I'll... 226 00:13:36,170 --> 00:13:37,590 What's your Martin up for? 227 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,530 Well, he's somewhere now, really. 228 00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:44,510 The thing about our kid is he's always been easily led. Well, that were always 229 00:13:44,510 --> 00:13:45,510 true. 230 00:13:46,210 --> 00:13:49,230 Well, what happened was, it was all a bit of a dare, really. 231 00:13:49,850 --> 00:13:52,230 You know, there's a factory near where we live, right? Right. 232 00:13:52,650 --> 00:13:55,810 These other kids bet him that he couldn't break in. You know, our kid, 233 00:13:55,810 --> 00:13:56,810 never been worth a duck a dare. 234 00:13:57,690 --> 00:14:00,230 So he breaks in, and it's only a small window he broke. 235 00:14:00,850 --> 00:14:03,390 And he sees this money just lying around in one of the drawers. 236 00:14:03,690 --> 00:14:04,690 So he picks it up. 237 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,140 Wonders what he's doing there. 238 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:09,080 Next thing you know, a security guard comes bursting in. 239 00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:13,340 Well, I'm sure when the jury hears his side of the story, they'll let him off 240 00:14:13,340 --> 00:14:14,520 with a caution or something. 241 00:14:15,580 --> 00:14:19,960 Only it's not the first time he's been led astray, you see, or even the second, 242 00:14:19,980 --> 00:14:20,639 for that matter. 243 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:21,640 Oh, I see. 244 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:24,700 You see, Peg, he's just not been the same lad since his mum died. 245 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:25,779 God, he was. 246 00:14:25,780 --> 00:14:26,780 Yeah, I'm sure he was. 247 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,700 Sent him right off the rails. 248 00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:30,480 Oh, poor lamb. 249 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:33,500 Hey, now then. 250 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,080 How have you gone on? 251 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:39,540 Well, I've been located to a jury in number one court. 252 00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:41,140 Oh, well. 253 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:42,860 Go and get yourself a cup of tea. 254 00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:44,440 Make you feel a bit better. 255 00:14:47,180 --> 00:14:48,260 Are you a friend of yours? 256 00:14:49,340 --> 00:14:50,340 No. 257 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,300 That's my nephew, David. 258 00:14:54,540 --> 00:14:57,060 I, er... I took him in, you know. 259 00:14:58,280 --> 00:14:59,820 When he was left on his own. 260 00:15:00,620 --> 00:15:01,620 Because, er... 261 00:15:02,330 --> 00:15:04,330 That's the court our Martin's coach is coming up with. 262 00:15:06,210 --> 00:15:07,370 Couldn't have a word with him, could you? 263 00:15:07,630 --> 00:15:09,610 You know, get him to put a good word in for that. 264 00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:43,480 And, you know, he never really stood a chance. 265 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:49,580 I mean, deserted by that father of his when he was still a bairn and then 266 00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:51,280 his mother like that. 267 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:52,800 Oh, no. 268 00:15:52,820 --> 00:15:57,100 Not that you must let considerations like this in any way affect your 269 00:15:57,200 --> 00:16:01,830 David. No, I'm sure I'm the last person on earth to suggest anything like that. 270 00:16:02,390 --> 00:16:08,570 No, all I'm asking you to do is to take all these things into account when 271 00:16:08,570 --> 00:16:09,710 reaching your decision. 272 00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:16,670 After all, like Shakespeare always said, the quality of mercy is not 273 00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:17,670 strange. 274 00:16:17,930 --> 00:16:18,930 You know. 275 00:16:19,230 --> 00:16:20,230 All right. 276 00:16:20,510 --> 00:16:23,050 Whenever you're ready, Mr Stockwell. 277 00:16:23,910 --> 00:16:25,790 If it isn't too inconvenient. 278 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,780 All right, yeah, I'm sorry. 279 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:31,020 All the best, then. 280 00:16:31,420 --> 00:16:33,540 Thanks. And don't worry. 281 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:38,180 I'll be up there in the public gallery offering you moral support. 282 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:39,840 All right, all right. 283 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:41,960 Gina! 284 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:55,360 Gina, there's a telephone call for you. 285 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:57,240 Can't do that. 286 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,380 Is something wrong, Matron? 287 00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:41,100 I don't believe it. 288 00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:45,540 Why? What's up? That was the brewery. 289 00:17:45,820 --> 00:17:47,540 Change of plan. They're going to deliver this afternoon. 290 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:48,880 Someone's going to have to be here. 291 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,200 That's a shame. 292 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:51,840 What are you going to do? 293 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,400 What am I going to do? 294 00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:55,220 Excuse me, Oscar. 295 00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:56,580 Should it be what are we going to do? 296 00:17:57,060 --> 00:17:59,420 Surely you're not going to leave me here to wait in after all the organising 297 00:17:59,420 --> 00:18:00,420 I've done for the trip. 298 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:04,600 I'm really sorry, Gina, but it is your name over the front door. 299 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:05,960 It's your responsibility. 300 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:09,700 I'm off to a football match. 301 00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,020 Oh, well, thanks a bunch. 302 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:13,480 Come on, you blues! 303 00:18:17,820 --> 00:18:18,380 All 304 00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:25,300 right, 305 00:18:26,260 --> 00:18:29,600 lads. I know your age and your life. 306 00:18:31,260 --> 00:18:32,300 Ice fritters, please. 307 00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:36,560 This is Mrs Roberts, the matron of Fairfield Retirement Home. 308 00:18:36,860 --> 00:18:37,860 Hello, Mrs Roberts. 309 00:18:38,510 --> 00:18:39,510 How can I help you? 310 00:18:39,570 --> 00:18:42,390 Well, for starters, you could find out what's happened to our minibus. 311 00:18:42,650 --> 00:18:43,970 Your minibus? Yes. 312 00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:48,250 It seems to have disappeared from right outside our own front door, would you 313 00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:50,930 believe? Well, I'm afraid we've got a bit of a problem at the moment, Mrs 314 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,850 Roberts, because we were a bit shorthanded this afternoon. 315 00:18:53,130 --> 00:18:54,870 That, officer, is your problem. 316 00:18:55,350 --> 00:19:00,090 Mine is that I have 12 elderly residents expecting to go to the cinema this 317 00:19:00,090 --> 00:19:04,730 afternoon. So spare me your excuses and get a police officer over here 318 00:19:04,730 --> 00:19:06,590 immediately. Thank you. 319 00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:34,510 I don't know about the rest of you, but that is pretty open and shut to me. 320 00:19:34,870 --> 00:19:36,130 He admits wrecking him. 321 00:19:36,350 --> 00:19:38,890 He was caught red -handed with a stole of money on him. 322 00:19:39,390 --> 00:19:42,890 So unless someone's getting any of the points to raise, I suggest a quick show 323 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:43,890 of hands. 324 00:19:43,910 --> 00:19:44,910 Hang on, hang on. 325 00:19:46,130 --> 00:19:51,410 So, those of you who think he's guilty as charged, please raise your hand now. 326 00:19:59,410 --> 00:20:00,410 Against? 327 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:12,040 Well, at last, Constable. I'm sorry, Mrs Roberts, but I couldn't get here any 328 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:14,400 quicker. We are a bit overstretched at present. 329 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,260 So, where is this minibus parked? 330 00:20:17,660 --> 00:20:19,620 Where it always is. Right there. 331 00:20:20,780 --> 00:20:23,120 Right. And the vehicle was securely locked, was it? 332 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:26,680 Well, it's never been considered necessary to lock it. 333 00:20:27,140 --> 00:20:30,860 I mean, ye gods, it's coming for something when you can no longer park a 334 00:20:30,860 --> 00:20:32,460 outside an old people's home. 335 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:34,480 Yes. 336 00:20:35,140 --> 00:20:37,610 Well... If you'd like to give me a few more details. 337 00:20:50,930 --> 00:20:52,590 Right. Check, ladies and gentlemen. 338 00:20:54,730 --> 00:20:55,730 1 .30. 339 00:20:56,030 --> 00:20:58,830 I expect you back here in exactly one hour from now. 340 00:20:59,390 --> 00:21:00,390 Here are your targets. 341 00:21:02,030 --> 00:21:04,290 And remember, small is beautiful. 342 00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:06,010 So go for things that are portable. 343 00:21:06,810 --> 00:21:07,810 Jewelry, that sort of thing. 344 00:21:08,190 --> 00:21:09,190 All right? 345 00:21:09,330 --> 00:21:10,590 Come on, let the devil... 346 00:22:42,410 --> 00:22:44,790 So what precisely are you saying, Mr Stockwell? 347 00:22:45,830 --> 00:22:49,570 That despite the fact he was found on the premises with the stolen money 348 00:22:49,570 --> 00:22:52,890 actually in his hands, you're still not convinced he were guilty? 349 00:22:53,670 --> 00:22:55,290 Oh, no, no, I never said that. 350 00:22:55,530 --> 00:22:57,230 I mean, I'm sure he broke in, like. 351 00:22:57,490 --> 00:22:58,690 But I haven't took the money. 352 00:23:00,070 --> 00:23:04,810 What I'm saying is that you've got to remember what sort of life he's had. 353 00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:10,480 I mean, you know, first of all, his dad walking out on him like that, and then, 354 00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:13,800 of course, him losing his mam last year. I mean, he was right upset about that, 355 00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:14,860 I can tell you. 356 00:23:16,100 --> 00:23:17,100 Just a minute. 357 00:23:18,540 --> 00:23:22,280 Are you saying the defendant's known to you personally, Mr Stockwell? 358 00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:25,140 No, never met him. 359 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:30,020 Oh, it's my auntie Peggy. She knows him well. She used to babysit for him when 360 00:23:30,020 --> 00:23:31,080 he was little, like. 361 00:23:31,340 --> 00:23:35,300 You know, she's changed his nappy that often. And his big brother's. 362 00:23:35,700 --> 00:23:40,770 But... She was just telling me the... What? 363 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:22,580 It's a mistrial, Fudge. 364 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,440 A mistrial? 365 00:24:24,740 --> 00:24:26,700 Yes. Why, for God's sake? 366 00:24:26,940 --> 00:24:28,880 Well, it seems one of the jurors knows the accused. 367 00:24:29,980 --> 00:24:31,240 Which juror? 368 00:24:35,820 --> 00:24:36,820 Yes. 369 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:19,640 Creeping me. 370 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:15,760 your door. 371 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:25,820 I would just like you to know that I, for one, do not think you are as stupid 372 00:27:25,820 --> 00:27:28,100 you look or as daft as you act. 373 00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:32,540 In fact, it wouldn't surprise me that what went on in the jury room just now 374 00:27:32,540 --> 00:27:33,740 deliberately calculated. 375 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:39,820 So know this, that from now on I'm going to keep my beady eye on you. 376 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:47,140 And the minute you step one inch out of line, that's one inch, I'm going to have 377 00:27:47,140 --> 00:27:48,140 you. 378 00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:50,320 Message received and understood. 379 00:28:09,340 --> 00:28:12,120 And that does include what we've got in our pockets, Cummins. 380 00:28:20,860 --> 00:28:22,160 Cummins. Oh. 381 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:28,060 So, any problems, anyone? 382 00:28:28,260 --> 00:28:29,620 Well, apart from these. What? 383 00:28:30,060 --> 00:28:32,240 Oh, no, it all went like clockwork, Prof. 384 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:33,440 Just like you said. 385 00:28:33,620 --> 00:28:35,500 Ah, planning chalky, that's what it's all about. 386 00:28:35,740 --> 00:28:38,020 We'd never have beaten Adolf if it hadn't been for that. 387 00:28:38,730 --> 00:28:40,050 Right now, you all know the drill. 388 00:28:40,530 --> 00:28:43,370 There's bound to be a bit of a hue and cry when the police find out what's 389 00:28:43,370 --> 00:28:47,370 happened. So I stash this in a certain safe place until things calm down. 390 00:28:48,110 --> 00:28:50,210 I then pass it all over to my friendly fence. 391 00:28:50,790 --> 00:28:53,290 I'll be in touch again, and we'll split the proceeds. 392 00:28:53,570 --> 00:28:54,570 All right? 393 00:28:54,670 --> 00:28:57,910 Right. Let's get you back to that station in time for your train. 394 00:28:59,190 --> 00:29:00,790 Could you just hold on just for a moment? 395 00:29:01,710 --> 00:29:02,710 Thank you. 396 00:29:05,750 --> 00:29:06,750 Actively, please. 397 00:29:10,850 --> 00:29:12,450 Right. In your address, sir. 398 00:29:15,770 --> 00:29:16,729 Ashfordly Police. 399 00:29:16,730 --> 00:29:18,330 What the plague is this going on? 400 00:29:19,390 --> 00:29:20,390 Aidensfield, Sergeant. 401 00:29:20,430 --> 00:29:23,470 By the sounds of it, somebody's gone through the place like a plague of 402 00:29:24,990 --> 00:29:25,990 Yeah, I know that. 403 00:29:26,430 --> 00:29:27,430 OK. 404 00:30:02,510 --> 00:30:04,710 The best things in life are free. 405 00:30:05,410 --> 00:30:09,410 Well, you can give that to the prince and be, so give me money. 406 00:30:10,370 --> 00:30:12,770 That's what I want. That's what I want. 407 00:30:13,670 --> 00:30:16,710 That's what I want. That's what I want. 408 00:30:18,990 --> 00:30:22,050 That's what I want. That's what I want, yeah. 409 00:30:23,630 --> 00:30:28,950 Your love can give me such a thrill, but your gifting don't pay. 410 00:30:35,690 --> 00:30:36,690 Another one, Sarge. 411 00:30:36,810 --> 00:30:38,150 Make an XO file, right? 412 00:30:38,410 --> 00:30:40,990 Better make that nine, Sarge. They hit the police house as well. 413 00:30:41,290 --> 00:30:42,290 Was anything taken? 414 00:30:42,410 --> 00:30:43,410 A few odds and ends. 415 00:30:43,430 --> 00:30:44,830 Plus one pair of handcuffs. 416 00:30:45,150 --> 00:30:46,410 Oh, very comical. 417 00:30:47,390 --> 00:30:48,390 Ah, Bidley Police. 418 00:30:49,670 --> 00:30:50,670 Yeah? 419 00:30:51,150 --> 00:30:54,330 Um... Could you just hold the line a moment, please? 420 00:30:54,870 --> 00:30:57,150 It's the new desk at the Yorkshire Post. 421 00:30:57,690 --> 00:31:01,350 You want to know if it's true that out of all the houses burgled in 422 00:31:01,550 --> 00:31:03,030 one of them was the police house. 423 00:31:03,950 --> 00:31:07,820 And... that one of the items taken was a pair of police handcuffs. 424 00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:09,580 Ask them where they got that from. 425 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,520 Could you tell us who told you that, please? 426 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,220 Ashfordly, please. Could you hold on a moment? 427 00:31:16,260 --> 00:31:17,420 He refused to give a name. 428 00:31:17,980 --> 00:31:18,980 Tell them no comment. 429 00:31:19,700 --> 00:31:20,700 It's Division, Sergeant. 430 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:22,280 Chief Superintendent Midgley. 431 00:31:24,900 --> 00:31:25,900 Yes, sir. 432 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:28,560 Oh, they've got on to you as well, have they? 433 00:31:29,900 --> 00:31:30,900 And the Daily Mirror. 434 00:31:32,260 --> 00:31:35,220 Well, I would imagine it was the burglar himself, sir. 435 00:31:36,260 --> 00:31:37,580 Obviously a bit of a comedian. 436 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,720 No, you have to be joking. 437 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:45,500 Jamie, you'll never guess what's been going on. 438 00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:51,980 What? This afternoon, half the others in the village have been burgled. 439 00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:56,760 They don't think I had anything to do with it, do they? Oh, don't be so daft. 440 00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:58,620 Well, don't you sit there. 441 00:31:59,290 --> 00:32:02,110 We've got to go down to the pub and find out what the latest is. 442 00:32:03,010 --> 00:32:06,030 Er, no, I don't think I'll bother today, thanks. 443 00:32:06,530 --> 00:32:08,890 Well, you ought to go down to the pub about this time. 444 00:32:09,950 --> 00:32:12,250 Yeah, well, today I just don't feel like it, OK? 445 00:32:17,210 --> 00:32:21,330 Sorry, I've, er... I've got a bit of a bad head. I think I'll go for a lie 446 00:32:26,770 --> 00:32:27,770 Point one. 447 00:32:27,930 --> 00:32:30,710 For all these houses to have been done at one go means there was a gang 448 00:32:30,710 --> 00:32:34,870 involved. A gang that knew all about the football match and that a lot of people 449 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:36,450 would be away from home for a couple of hours. 450 00:32:36,690 --> 00:32:39,270 Which would suggest it was a local mob, wouldn't it, Sergeant? 451 00:32:39,790 --> 00:32:40,950 No, I don't think so. 452 00:32:41,370 --> 00:32:45,310 After all, Aidensfield isn't exactly knee -deep in criminal gangs, is it? 453 00:32:46,550 --> 00:32:49,530 But as Rob says, somebody with local knowledge, certainly. 454 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:51,980 Get on to the scenes of crimes. 455 00:32:52,180 --> 00:32:54,460 I want dabs for each of the houses that have been done. 456 00:32:54,860 --> 00:32:58,720 Then get over to Aidensfield and talk to anybody who wasn't at the match, see if 457 00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,840 anybody heard or saw anything suspicious. 458 00:33:01,420 --> 00:33:02,420 Yes, Sarge. 459 00:33:04,060 --> 00:33:08,120 Now, this match was organised out of the Aidensfield Arms, wasn't it? Yeah, 460 00:33:08,140 --> 00:33:09,940 that's right, Sarge. You'd better get over there yourself. 461 00:33:10,300 --> 00:33:12,600 Have a word with Oscar and anybody else that might have been involved. 462 00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:14,560 Sarge! 463 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:19,160 I've just had Mrs Roberts on the phone from the old folks home. 464 00:33:19,690 --> 00:33:21,390 That minibus that was nicked. Well? 465 00:33:21,950 --> 00:33:23,810 Well, it's suddenly turned up there again. 466 00:33:24,810 --> 00:33:25,810 Good as new. 467 00:33:27,810 --> 00:33:29,990 So, who exactly had access to this list? 468 00:33:30,450 --> 00:33:33,610 Anyone who came into the pub, really. It's been lying on the bar for nearly a 469 00:33:33,610 --> 00:33:34,610 week. 470 00:33:35,010 --> 00:33:38,010 And they were asked to give their addresses as well, were they? Oh, that 471 00:33:38,010 --> 00:33:40,630 Hallow's idea, in case there was a last -minute change of plan or anything. 472 00:33:41,490 --> 00:33:42,990 Who's Mr Hallow's when he's at home? 473 00:33:43,430 --> 00:33:46,530 Oh, it's just someone who's been coming in here recently. He lives up at the old 474 00:33:46,530 --> 00:33:47,810 folks' home off Ashfordly Road. 475 00:33:48,590 --> 00:33:49,590 Hey, what's it called? 476 00:33:50,110 --> 00:33:53,870 Fairfield. And what's his involvement in a police charity football match? 477 00:33:54,410 --> 00:33:58,010 Well, none really, except one night he volunteered to take the list round the 478 00:33:58,010 --> 00:33:59,690 pub, drum up a bit more support like. 479 00:34:00,450 --> 00:34:01,550 He's a nice old chap. 480 00:34:01,810 --> 00:34:02,810 He's very polite. 481 00:34:03,210 --> 00:34:05,590 Well, did he go on the trip? I don't see his name down here. 482 00:34:05,830 --> 00:34:06,890 Well, he was supposed to be. 483 00:34:07,430 --> 00:34:08,989 Well, I don't remember seeing him. 484 00:34:09,270 --> 00:34:10,270 Nor me. 485 00:34:11,610 --> 00:34:12,610 Really? 486 00:34:13,130 --> 00:34:14,230 Oh, come on, Rob. 487 00:34:14,510 --> 00:34:16,750 You can't really believe he's got anything to do with this. 488 00:34:17,290 --> 00:34:18,530 An nice old man like that. 489 00:34:19,170 --> 00:34:22,350 You'd be amazed, Gina, what nice old men get up to sometimes. 490 00:34:46,780 --> 00:34:48,580 Nobody saw the vehicle return then? 491 00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:49,960 I'm afraid not, no. 492 00:34:53,900 --> 00:34:54,900 Afternoon, Mrs Roberts. 493 00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:56,960 And good afternoon to you, Constable. 494 00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:01,260 Although I wouldn't have thought this little incident of ours merited quite so 495 00:35:01,260 --> 00:35:02,360 much police attention. 496 00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:04,760 After all, we have got it back. 497 00:35:05,340 --> 00:35:08,660 It was actually one of your residents I came to have a word with. Mr Hallows. 498 00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:12,880 Oh, I believe he's up in his room. He usually is at this time. 499 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,740 If you'd care to follow me. 500 00:35:21,220 --> 00:35:22,220 Sorry about that. 501 00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:25,700 I take it you heard about the burglaries in Aidensfield earlier today, Mr. 502 00:35:25,780 --> 00:35:27,140 Hollis? Yes, shocking business. 503 00:35:28,020 --> 00:35:32,220 I tell you, Constable, the way the world is going, when my time comes to leave, 504 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:35,780 I won't be all that sorry. What is the use of this country coming to, eh? 505 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,560 Well, we don't know that it was used, actually, Mr. Hollis. 506 00:35:38,940 --> 00:35:42,220 All we can say with any certainty is that the burglaries were all timed to 507 00:35:42,220 --> 00:35:43,800 coincide with the football match this afternoon. 508 00:35:44,340 --> 00:35:49,260 You mean whoever did it knew those homes would be empty for the whole afternoon 509 00:35:49,260 --> 00:35:51,430 and... targeted them accordingly. 510 00:35:51,790 --> 00:35:52,790 Right. 511 00:35:53,150 --> 00:35:54,790 Well, ingenious, I must say. 512 00:35:55,490 --> 00:35:58,450 In fact, ingenious to the point of genius, you might say. 513 00:35:59,250 --> 00:36:00,470 That's one way of looking at it. 514 00:36:01,150 --> 00:36:04,170 In fact, Gina down in the pub tells me that you were meant to be on that trip 515 00:36:04,170 --> 00:36:06,090 yourself. Yes, that's right, I was. 516 00:36:06,510 --> 00:36:07,570 So how come you didn't go? 517 00:36:07,950 --> 00:36:09,570 Oh, down to my legs, I'm afraid. 518 00:36:10,050 --> 00:36:11,050 Your legs? 519 00:36:11,490 --> 00:36:12,690 Yes, there I was. 520 00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:16,880 lying on my bed listening to Delius, and I suddenly thought, do I really want to 521 00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:21,760 spend two hours on a muddy touchline on my poor old pegs watching a football 522 00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:25,600 match? And suddenly it didn't seem a very pleasing prospect. 523 00:36:27,340 --> 00:36:28,860 Are you from round here, Mr Hallows? 524 00:36:29,220 --> 00:36:30,260 No, Leeds. 525 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,700 So what made you decide to move over here? 526 00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:36,420 Well, when you get to my age, it's quite difficult to cope on your own. 527 00:36:37,380 --> 00:36:39,940 I'd always intended to move to a small village somewhere. 528 00:36:40,580 --> 00:36:42,400 I think you get a better kind of person. 529 00:36:42,940 --> 00:36:43,940 In a village. 530 00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:46,360 Right. 531 00:36:49,940 --> 00:36:50,940 Anything? 532 00:36:51,540 --> 00:36:52,740 Just one thing, I suppose. 533 00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:56,520 Oh? I just get this funny feeling that he's laughing at us. 534 00:36:57,140 --> 00:37:00,440 So do us a favour. Will you get on the blower to lead the police and ask him if 535 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,000 the name Hallows means anything to him? 536 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,620 You'll have to have a word with our David, Bernie. 537 00:37:16,020 --> 00:37:19,540 I mean, he won't venture outside the house in case the police grab him. 538 00:37:19,780 --> 00:37:23,900 Well, you're not surprised, are you? After his shenanigans in that jury room, 539 00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:25,980 he's lucky he's not been done for contempt of court. 540 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:30,140 All he needs is for somebody to drill some sense into him. 541 00:37:30,380 --> 00:37:31,540 Forget drilling. 542 00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:32,880 Oh, Bernie! 543 00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:37,780 Look, the way I see it is you got him into this mess, you get him out of it. 544 00:37:41,770 --> 00:37:43,170 All right, where is he? 545 00:37:43,530 --> 00:37:46,190 He's probably hiding in one of the wardrobes, I should think. 546 00:37:48,510 --> 00:37:50,630 Albert Hallows, age 68. 547 00:37:51,270 --> 00:37:54,250 And from the sound of it, the oldest recidivist in the business. 548 00:37:54,550 --> 00:37:55,550 Oh, aye. 549 00:37:55,710 --> 00:38:00,650 Armed robbery, jewellery theft, burglary, you name it, he's done it and 550 00:38:00,650 --> 00:38:05,170 done for it. Oh, also known as the Prof by the various gangs that he's led in 551 00:38:05,170 --> 00:38:06,170 the past. The Prof? 552 00:38:06,430 --> 00:38:09,390 Yeah, thinks of himself as some sort of criminal mastermind. 553 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,780 Which, by the sound of it, has been his downfall. 554 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:12,859 How come? 555 00:38:12,860 --> 00:38:17,660 Well, the jobs that he's drafted are usually so complicated, they inevitably 556 00:38:17,660 --> 00:38:18,660 wrong. 557 00:38:18,740 --> 00:38:21,500 I reckon we should have that minibus out there dusted for dabs. 558 00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:25,520 Seems a bit of a coincidence that it goes miffing a couple of hours before 559 00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:28,300 burger is, and then gets returned the same afternoon. 560 00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:33,940 After all, if Hallows is our man, at his age he'll have needed some sort of 561 00:38:33,940 --> 00:38:35,520 transport to get him there and back. 562 00:38:56,110 --> 00:39:00,410 Where were you between one o 'clock and five o 'clock yesterday afternoon, Mr. 563 00:39:00,490 --> 00:39:03,070 Hallows? I told you, I was lying on my bed. 564 00:39:03,410 --> 00:39:04,790 Can anyone confirm that? 565 00:39:05,050 --> 00:39:06,130 Well, it was just the two of us. 566 00:39:06,450 --> 00:39:07,450 Delius and me. 567 00:39:08,070 --> 00:39:09,070 Delius who? 568 00:39:10,450 --> 00:39:12,950 You've quite a criminal record, haven't you, Mr. Hallows? 569 00:39:13,230 --> 00:39:14,810 Ah, that's a long time ago, Constable. 570 00:39:15,130 --> 00:39:18,110 You're looking at a man who's made his peace with God and society. 571 00:39:18,550 --> 00:39:20,890 Well, not that long ago, according to Leeds police. 572 00:39:21,530 --> 00:39:24,830 In fact, they reckon you see yourself as Yorkshire's answer to Professor 573 00:39:24,830 --> 00:39:25,830 Moriarty. 574 00:39:27,650 --> 00:39:30,250 Moriarty? I'm sorry, I don't know the gentleman. 575 00:39:31,390 --> 00:39:34,890 Mind you, he really was a criminal mastermind, wasn't he? 576 00:39:36,110 --> 00:39:37,750 Come on, what was that all about yesterday? 577 00:39:38,070 --> 00:39:39,070 Your last bow? 578 00:39:39,350 --> 00:39:41,770 I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about. 579 00:39:42,050 --> 00:39:46,030 Good. Then you've no objection to us searching your room, then? Unless, of 580 00:39:46,030 --> 00:39:47,410 course, you'd like us to get a warrant. 581 00:39:47,830 --> 00:39:49,330 No, feel free, my dear fellow. 582 00:39:49,770 --> 00:39:50,870 You won't find anything. 583 00:39:51,390 --> 00:39:52,710 Whatever it is you're looking for. 584 00:40:03,410 --> 00:40:06,570 I'd like a word. 585 00:40:12,350 --> 00:40:19,190 We've been through his room with a fine tooth 586 00:40:19,190 --> 00:40:20,190 comb, Sarge. 587 00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,380 No sign of any of the missing stuff at all. 588 00:40:22,740 --> 00:40:26,360 Over. It could be that the look was never taken back to Fairfield. 589 00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:30,060 But where better to hide stolen property than an old folk's home? 590 00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:32,580 What about scenes of crimes? 591 00:40:32,780 --> 00:40:35,180 Have they come up with any dabs on the minibus? Over. 592 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:36,520 Anything? 593 00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:38,120 No. Couldn't find any fingerprints. 594 00:40:38,420 --> 00:40:39,420 Clean as a whistle. 595 00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:41,640 Er, no, Sarge. 596 00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:43,640 Which means they've obviously wiped it clean. 597 00:40:43,860 --> 00:40:46,580 Over. I have a word with Mrs Roberts. 598 00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,320 I think it's time you searched the rest of the premises. 599 00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:54,500 My nephew, David, is in dead trouble because of speaking up for your little 600 00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:55,900 brother. Oh, dear. 601 00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:00,400 I'm sorry to hear that, Peg. Not as sorry as you're going to be if something 602 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:01,760 isn't done about it. 603 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:03,600 Well, thanks now, is it? 604 00:41:09,580 --> 00:41:10,580 Promises. 605 00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:17,660 So you've no objections to us having a sniff round the place, then? Not at all, 606 00:41:17,740 --> 00:41:18,920 if you'd like to follow me. 607 00:41:19,420 --> 00:41:20,420 Thank you, mate. 608 00:41:21,780 --> 00:41:26,040 Look, Peg, I'm sorry for the poor kid's trouble I had, darling. What can I do 609 00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:30,100 about it, eh? You can have a word with your little brother and get him to plead 610 00:41:30,100 --> 00:41:32,980 guilty. Oh, you really have got to be joking. 611 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:39,160 Look, tell, love, I were in court and all, remember, and there's not a jury in 612 00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:44,200 the land will find him not guilty, whereas if he were to plead guilty, 613 00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:48,420 maybe the judge might feel inclined to be a bit more lenient. 614 00:41:49,190 --> 00:41:53,190 And he may just get away with nothing more than a suspended sentence. 615 00:41:53,790 --> 00:41:54,569 Thank you. 616 00:41:54,570 --> 00:41:57,130 Us Phillips plead not guilty on principle. 617 00:41:58,130 --> 00:41:59,130 Oh, dear. 618 00:42:00,650 --> 00:42:04,850 Looks like you'll be going down in his place, then. 619 00:42:06,450 --> 00:42:07,450 Come again? 620 00:42:08,350 --> 00:42:09,730 Well, come on, Del. 621 00:42:10,310 --> 00:42:15,450 Thieving's one thing, but tampering with a juror's quite another, isn't it? 622 00:42:15,850 --> 00:42:17,070 I haven't tampered with anybody. 623 00:42:17,610 --> 00:42:19,090 Ah, but will the police believe that? 624 00:42:19,850 --> 00:42:24,890 Especially when I tell them that you put David up to it. In fact, threaten what 625 00:42:24,890 --> 00:42:26,390 you'd do to him if he didn't cooperate. 626 00:42:27,950 --> 00:42:28,950 You wouldn't dare. 627 00:42:30,610 --> 00:42:31,610 Try me. 628 00:42:37,010 --> 00:42:38,310 Well, did you find anything? 629 00:42:38,830 --> 00:42:39,830 Afraid not. 630 00:42:40,090 --> 00:42:42,210 Far be it from me to say I told you, sir. 631 00:42:42,630 --> 00:42:44,050 But I did tell you, sir. 632 00:42:45,130 --> 00:42:46,870 Are you sure that's the lock, Mrs Roberts? 633 00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:51,020 Well, apart from Mrs. Ferguson, but I really must draw the line at your 634 00:42:51,020 --> 00:42:52,019 her bedroom. 635 00:42:52,020 --> 00:42:56,500 She's taking a nap, and waking up to the sight of young men in uniforms would 636 00:42:56,500 --> 00:42:57,740 frighten her half to death. 637 00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:00,520 Matron! Oh, Mrs. 638 00:43:00,780 --> 00:43:02,600 Ferguson, I thought you were sleeping. 639 00:43:03,740 --> 00:43:05,240 These young... Sleeping? 640 00:43:05,740 --> 00:43:06,740 If only! 641 00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:11,360 Now, that bed of mine is usually the most comfortable one in the entire 642 00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:14,200 but now it's as solid as a rock. 643 00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:17,220 Really? How long's it been like that, Mrs. Ferguson? 644 00:43:17,740 --> 00:43:19,040 Well, since this afternoon. 645 00:43:19,660 --> 00:43:22,080 And it was perfectly all right this morning. 646 00:43:23,780 --> 00:43:24,780 Is that so? 647 00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:26,320 I'll tell you what, love. 648 00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,280 Why don't we take a look at it for you? 649 00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,600 See if there's anything we can do about it. 650 00:43:33,860 --> 00:43:36,140 Care to join us, Mr. Hallows? 651 00:43:53,450 --> 00:43:57,290 I think that might be what was giving you some jip, Mrs Ferguson. 652 00:44:00,690 --> 00:44:02,270 I've never seen it before in my life. 653 00:44:03,010 --> 00:44:04,010 Of course not. 654 00:44:04,510 --> 00:44:06,790 Any more than it was you who stole that minibus, right? 655 00:44:07,030 --> 00:44:09,670 I couldn't help noticing your people dusting it for dabs. 656 00:44:10,190 --> 00:44:11,930 I'm sure they didn't find any of mine on it. 657 00:44:12,770 --> 00:44:14,410 We didn't find anybody's prints on it. 658 00:44:14,890 --> 00:44:15,950 Somebody had wiped it clean. 659 00:44:16,410 --> 00:44:20,870 Oh, this villain, if he wants whoever he is, looks a bit too clever for you lot. 660 00:44:21,500 --> 00:44:23,120 Too clever by half, I'd say. 661 00:44:23,340 --> 00:44:24,340 Huh? 662 00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:27,860 Well, when he wiped the minibus clean, he was obviously wearing gloves. 663 00:44:28,340 --> 00:44:31,500 Do you happen to possess a pair of gloves, Mr Hallows? Boy, I'm sure I have 664 00:44:31,500 --> 00:44:32,339 pair somewhere. 665 00:44:32,340 --> 00:44:35,280 Was he still wearing the gloves when he stuck the suitcase underneath Mrs 666 00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:36,280 Ferguson's bed? 667 00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:39,820 Because if he wasn't, well, our scene of crime officers are going to have a 668 00:44:39,820 --> 00:44:41,980 field day with this bit of evidence, aren't they, Mr Hallows? 669 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:44,320 Ah. Ah. 670 00:44:45,380 --> 00:44:48,220 I think maybe we should discuss this down at the station. 671 00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:50,500 Don't you? 672 00:44:52,170 --> 00:44:54,350 So, whenever you're ready, prom. 673 00:45:07,240 --> 00:45:08,920 You did a great job, lad. Congratulations. 674 00:45:09,340 --> 00:45:11,300 Cheers. Thank you, Oscar. 675 00:45:11,540 --> 00:45:13,680 And star of the match as well, Rob. 676 00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:16,380 Well, I suppose it happens to be in the right place at the right time. 677 00:45:16,700 --> 00:45:21,320 And as for that dive in the penalty area, that was pure Oscar -winning 678 00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:22,700 Do you mind? 679 00:45:24,820 --> 00:45:25,820 So, 680 00:45:27,700 --> 00:45:31,180 you've finally decided to risk it and come out again, then, have you? 681 00:45:31,580 --> 00:45:32,580 Ah, yeah. 682 00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:36,400 Well, Aunt Peggy said that that bloke had confessed and that the police are 683 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:39,700 dead chuffed, so... Whatever made him do that, I wonder? 684 00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:43,360 Probably couldn't live with his conscience a moment longer. 685 00:45:44,380 --> 00:45:48,080 Ross, telephone call. It's Mr Rebby. 686 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,040 Don Rebby. 687 00:45:50,780 --> 00:45:53,580 Yes, he wants to know if you can play for them on Saturday. 688 00:45:54,540 --> 00:45:55,540 Against the Arsenal. 689 00:46:00,620 --> 00:46:01,900 Very good. 690 00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:03,680 Thank you. 691 00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:08,340 I just want to go to sleep and not wake up again. 692 00:46:08,820 --> 00:46:09,820 She's dead. 693 00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:11,240 Dr Trent. 694 00:46:11,720 --> 00:46:12,720 It was her. 695 00:46:12,940 --> 00:46:15,940 Procedures are there to protect the innocent as well as punish the guilty. 696 00:46:16,140 --> 00:46:17,140 What's reported theft? 697 00:46:17,540 --> 00:46:18,540 Your own case. 698 00:46:18,900 --> 00:46:20,120 What exactly are you doing? 699 00:46:20,460 --> 00:46:24,200 Never you mind. You stick out like a soap. Listen, I'm not so sure this is a 700 00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:25,200 very good idea.