1 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:03,727 After a whole generation of struggle had changed the face of our nation… 2 00:01:03,813 --> 00:01:07,763 entered the African Americans in the 70s with a new hope. 3 00:01:07,859 --> 00:01:09,768 -I am! - I am! 4 00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:11,853 -Naked! -Naked! 5 00:01:11,946 --> 00:01:15,398 Active leaders emerged and black culture reached its peak... 6 00:01:15,491 --> 00:01:18,113 and influenced life in America in every way. 7 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:21,736 SAY IT OUT LOUD: I'M BLACK AND I'M PROUD 8 00:01:23,791 --> 00:01:26,247 But progress was slow in the following decade. 9 00:01:26,335 --> 00:01:29,787 Black culture began to lose its characteristic scent. 10 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:33,426 As the turn of the day approached, struck down the disasters. 11 00:01:33,509 --> 00:01:35,169 DENNIS RODMAN 12 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:39,386 The apparently random events was ruled by the Man... 13 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:40,719 THE MAN 14 00:01:40,808 --> 00:01:44,142 ...a villain who wanted to screw up time back for racial development. 15 00:01:44,854 --> 00:01:48,389 Since the 70s seemed to be gone forever... 16 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:51,768 a new hero appeared. His name.; Brother Undercover. 17 00:02:04,999 --> 00:02:06,956 S�DAN 18 00:02:26,979 --> 00:02:30,064 Give it to me I need it, must have it 19 00:03:03,265 --> 00:03:04,843 That's nothing. 20 00:03:10,648 --> 00:03:14,266 Is a bird going to poop on my windshield? Not on my Cadillac! 21 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:17,479 I pluck the feathers from you, and sends you to Chinatown! 22 00:03:17,571 --> 00:03:21,154 So they can make a Peking pigeon out of you! Damn it! 23 00:03:22,284 --> 00:03:25,736 Brother Undercover was unaware of the secret organization... 24 00:03:25,829 --> 00:03:29,033 devoted to truth, justice and the African-American style. 25 00:03:29,124 --> 00:03:30,951 They hadn't met each other yet. 26 00:03:31,043 --> 00:03:32,454 B.R.O.D.E.R.S.K.A.B. HEADQUARTERS 27 00:03:33,420 --> 00:03:37,881 BANCORP INTERNATIONAL A DIVISION OF MULTINATIONAL and CO. 28 00:03:41,929 --> 00:03:45,512 THE OBJECTIVE OF THE MISSION: TO SHARE MAN'S �ECONOMIC INFRASTRUCTURE 29 00:03:46,558 --> 00:03:49,263 BROTHERHOOD AGENT - SISTER T�S 30 00:03:51,188 --> 00:03:52,813 Come in, headquarters. 31 00:03:53,065 --> 00:03:54,228 THE CHIEF 32 00:03:54,316 --> 00:03:55,692 Well done, Sister T�s. 33 00:03:55,776 --> 00:03:58,148 Information from the mainframe is ready. 34 00:03:58,904 --> 00:04:00,861 She sends! Are we ready with it all? 35 00:04:00,948 --> 00:04:03,902 Yes, and we've hacked in on the bank's security system. 36 00:04:03,992 --> 00:04:05,107 BROTHER SNU 37 00:04:06,370 --> 00:04:07,650 YOU HAVE SOUL 38 00:04:07,955 --> 00:04:09,449 We are inside. 39 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:13,158 The computer. One more idea which is stolen from the blacks. 40 00:04:13,252 --> 00:04:14,497 BROTHERS CONSPIRACY 41 00:04:14,586 --> 00:04:16,662 Did you know that George Washington Carver... 42 00:04:16,755 --> 00:04:18,914 made the first computer out of a nut? 43 00:04:19,091 --> 00:04:20,834 -A ground fault? -An earthworm! 44 00:04:20,926 --> 00:04:22,634 Shut up and get to work. 45 00:04:22,719 --> 00:04:26,587 I have spent half a year on it to prepare it and I will see it all. 46 00:04:26,682 --> 00:04:29,599 Foreign accounts, shell concealment, money laundering. 47 00:04:29,977 --> 00:04:34,473 If we can cut off his capital, maybe we can finally stop the Man. 48 00:04:38,819 --> 00:04:39,898 TRANSMITTING... 49 00:04:41,572 --> 00:04:43,529 I've been waiting for it for a long time. 50 00:04:44,366 --> 00:04:45,991 TRANSFER INTERRUPTED 51 00:04:46,159 --> 00:04:47,784 -What the hell? -What the hell? 52 00:04:47,869 --> 00:04:49,364 What... 53 00:04:49,454 --> 00:04:50,569 YOU WERE REJECTED 54 00:04:50,706 --> 00:04:51,820 DATA FILES DELETED 55 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:53,238 Like that. 56 00:04:53,333 --> 00:04:56,085 What the hell are you doing, old man? 57 00:05:07,472 --> 00:05:10,046 Headquarters, there is another agent on this case? 58 00:05:10,142 --> 00:05:12,300 No! Damn, who is that guy? 59 00:05:12,394 --> 00:05:16,059 I cross-check the bank's security recordings with our database. 60 00:05:18,150 --> 00:05:21,684 Looking for Bank Personnel Register Found: No Registration Fits ID Card 61 00:05:23,488 --> 00:05:24,947 Come on, Uncle Ben! 62 00:05:32,539 --> 00:05:36,122 Oh shit! It features Macy Gray neck chops like sideburns. 63 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:42,084 Who is bad? 64 00:05:49,055 --> 00:05:50,847 Straight up the bum! 65 00:06:00,066 --> 00:06:01,691 Like that, dirty. 66 00:06:04,446 --> 00:06:06,771 Damn, Brother Snu, who is he? 67 00:06:07,282 --> 00:06:09,109 Sister T�s, abort the mission! 68 00:06:12,621 --> 00:06:14,862 Damn it. Who was that guy? 69 00:06:15,290 --> 00:06:16,369 ROOF ACCESS 70 00:06:21,171 --> 00:06:23,958 Hey, Undercover 71 00:06:25,175 --> 00:06:27,417 Brother Undercover 72 00:06:27,510 --> 00:06:28,791 Like that! 73 00:06:30,013 --> 00:06:32,765 Here is the plan He must fight the man 74 00:06:32,849 --> 00:06:35,969 And he looks good when he stands face to face 75 00:06:36,061 --> 00:06:37,341 Cultivate the fat clod 76 00:06:37,437 --> 00:06:40,640 Go with farmman's black locket And it stands for pride 77 00:06:41,441 --> 00:06:43,564 Truth and justice lead the way 78 00:06:43,651 --> 00:06:44,980 yes, he is bad 79 00:06:45,070 --> 00:06:47,027 Everything he does is good 80 00:06:47,155 --> 00:06:49,860 He is the neighborhood Robin Hood 81 00:06:49,949 --> 00:06:52,357 Hey, Undercover 82 00:06:52,452 --> 00:06:54,112 Like that! 83 00:06:54,204 --> 00:06:55,864 Brother Undercover 84 00:06:55,997 --> 00:06:57,990 Super checked in the DeVille sled 85 00:06:58,249 --> 00:07:00,408 Hey, Undercover 86 00:07:00,502 --> 00:07:01,996 I'm way too cool for me! 87 00:07:02,086 --> 00:07:04,791 Brother Undercover 88 00:07:05,423 --> 00:07:06,419 Namely! 89 00:07:33,409 --> 00:07:35,781 Mr. Feather, The man wants to talk to you. 90 00:07:36,537 --> 00:07:37,486 Fabulous. 91 00:07:40,458 --> 00:07:45,037 Now there is news from Kanal 8 with it Wendy Marshall and Chuck Marlboro. 92 00:07:45,129 --> 00:07:48,712 There is increasing talk of that former defense secretary and war hero... 93 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:51,754 General Warren Boutwell running for president. 94 00:07:51,844 --> 00:07:56,637 He is considered the first African American with a chance to win. 95 00:07:56,766 --> 00:07:59,802 He's a strong candidate, Chuck. He is very eloquent. 96 00:07:59,894 --> 00:08:01,057 I have noticed that. 97 00:08:01,145 --> 00:08:04,348 General Boutwell seems to have great support across the country. 98 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:06,516 yes, and not only in the cities. 99 00:08:06,651 --> 00:08:10,186 The four-star general and Vietnam veteran... 100 00:08:10,279 --> 00:08:13,898 is one of the country's most well-regarded public figures. 101 00:08:14,826 --> 00:08:16,783 As a reliable rights advocate... 102 00:08:16,869 --> 00:08:20,036 Boutwell has never held back from contentious issues. 103 00:08:20,123 --> 00:08:23,373 If there is a straighter arrow than Warren Boutwell... 104 00:08:23,584 --> 00:08:25,411 he would be hard to find. 105 00:08:25,503 --> 00:08:29,583 If he announces his candidacy, it will surely be an exciting hunt. 106 00:08:30,007 --> 00:08:32,545 hunting? I don't go into depth with it. 107 00:08:33,344 --> 00:08:36,215 First our children start to hip-hop in all the suburbs. 108 00:08:36,305 --> 00:08:38,512 Now maybe Boutwell will become president? 109 00:08:38,599 --> 00:08:42,264 They are taking over every aspect of our culture! 110 00:08:42,353 --> 00:08:44,096 Don't you agree, Mr. Feather? 111 00:08:44,188 --> 00:08:46,430 Namely. Sure, fat. 112 00:08:47,733 --> 00:08:48,978 What did you say? 113 00:08:49,986 --> 00:08:53,437 I said, "Yeah sure, actually." 114 00:08:54,657 --> 00:08:55,772 I have a cold. 115 00:08:55,866 --> 00:08:58,737 I want the White House to continue to be white. 116 00:08:58,828 --> 00:08:59,990 Remove him! 117 00:09:01,664 --> 00:09:05,993 But if I kill him, Mr. he just becomes a hero. 118 00:09:08,754 --> 00:09:10,546 Do you have a better idea? 119 00:09:10,923 --> 00:09:14,458 Our friends at Multinational and Co. has developed a new substance... 120 00:09:14,552 --> 00:09:17,125 with some very interesting side effects. 121 00:09:19,056 --> 00:09:22,342 i think we have found the perfect guinea pig. 122 00:09:31,527 --> 00:09:33,852 AFROBANDIT STRIKES! Identity still unknown 123 00:09:33,946 --> 00:09:37,113 The so-called Afrobandit struck at the Multinational Bank. 124 00:09:37,199 --> 00:09:39,607 Apparently no money was stolen. 125 00:09:39,702 --> 00:09:42,407 The authorities have intercepted singer Macy Gray... 126 00:09:42,621 --> 00:09:45,243 but she was locked up because of lack of evidence. 127 00:09:45,332 --> 00:09:49,793 Does anyone want to explain what the hell happened in the bank? 128 00:09:49,879 --> 00:09:51,955 His name is Brother Undercover, Chief. 129 00:09:55,801 --> 00:09:58,257 Looks like he deleted mortgages... 130 00:09:58,345 --> 00:10:01,015 such as low-income families did not lose their home. 131 00:10:01,098 --> 00:10:05,974 A Soul Train relic with a Robin Hood complex. Now I have heard it all. 132 00:10:06,228 --> 00:10:10,557 At least he got it done. This is exactly the man we need here. 133 00:10:10,649 --> 00:10:14,517 - The key word is "man". - I didn't say that. You did. 134 00:10:15,070 --> 00:10:17,396 The general's press conference begins now. 135 00:10:17,489 --> 00:10:20,905 We are interrupting the broadcast to broadcast the press conference... 136 00:10:20,993 --> 00:10:24,029 where it is expected that General Boutwell will announce... 137 00:10:24,121 --> 00:10:27,038 that he stands for election by the President of the United States. 138 00:10:27,124 --> 00:10:29,876 I wonder if he will show up as a democrat or independent. 139 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:32,831 -Who knows. Maybe as a Republican. - Be so kind. 140 00:10:33,380 --> 00:10:36,796 What a black man with self respect would be republican? 141 00:10:36,884 --> 00:10:40,050 Name a thing like the Republican Party have done for the blacks. 142 00:10:40,137 --> 00:10:41,050 One! 143 00:10:41,138 --> 00:10:42,965 It was the party of Lincoln. 144 00:10:43,056 --> 00:10:47,054 They stood up against oppression tyranny by calling for civil war... 145 00:10:47,144 --> 00:10:51,058 and trumped Release The proclamation that freed the slaves. 146 00:10:51,982 --> 00:10:55,849 -Okay, name two things recently. - It doesn't matter which party he is in. 147 00:10:55,944 --> 00:10:58,103 It could be the first step on the way... 148 00:10:58,197 --> 00:11:00,866 to an African-American president in the White House. 149 00:11:00,949 --> 00:11:04,069 It's a big day for blacks of all races. 150 00:11:06,580 --> 00:11:08,158 Good morning. 151 00:11:08,457 --> 00:11:09,536 Think about it! 152 00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:12,910 I have thought about it for a long time, how can i best serve my country... 153 00:11:13,003 --> 00:11:14,912 now I no longer wear a uniform. 154 00:11:15,005 --> 00:11:16,547 Today... 155 00:11:16,757 --> 00:11:19,876 I am proud to announce, that I will... 156 00:11:19,968 --> 00:11:22,210 Notification of expected presidential candidacy 157 00:11:22,304 --> 00:11:24,593 ... open a chain of chicken grill bars. 158 00:11:31,563 --> 00:11:32,512 Namely! 159 00:11:32,606 --> 00:11:35,311 They let the chance to become president is beyond you... 160 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:37,108 to open a chicken grill? 161 00:11:37,194 --> 00:11:40,064 A man like me has nothing to do with politics. 162 00:11:40,447 --> 00:11:42,855 They say you have to make it, you know about... 163 00:11:42,949 --> 00:11:45,440 and what I know about is barbecue chicken. 164 00:11:45,994 --> 00:11:46,908 yes ma'am? 165 00:11:46,995 --> 00:11:50,329 Do you think your followers are into it African American communities... 166 00:11:50,415 --> 00:11:52,207 will be very disappointed? 167 00:11:52,501 --> 00:11:55,336 Not after they've tasted the general's barbecue chicken. 168 00:11:55,879 --> 00:11:58,168 Surrender P�lseman, here comes the general. 169 00:11:58,256 --> 00:11:59,799 Will there be accessories? 170 00:11:59,883 --> 00:12:02,670 Sweet potatoes, green peas... 171 00:12:03,178 --> 00:12:07,223 mashed potatoes, macaroni, cornbread... 172 00:12:07,307 --> 00:12:11,471 and the general's special strong sauce. 173 00:12:13,104 --> 00:12:15,940 That was all for today. Many thanks. Nice to see you. 174 00:12:16,024 --> 00:12:17,815 How about dessert, General? 175 00:12:22,447 --> 00:12:25,021 He is right about the P�lseman. 176 00:12:25,116 --> 00:12:28,201 I never trusted him! He can't have made them! 177 00:12:28,286 --> 00:12:31,738 No white people know anything about herbs and sausage filling! 178 00:12:31,831 --> 00:12:33,990 Broder Snu, if you're so damn sly... 179 00:12:34,084 --> 00:12:36,575 why don't you explain what just happened. 180 00:12:36,670 --> 00:12:40,750 If I wanted to hear something stupid, I asked my skinny, black ass! 181 00:12:41,216 --> 00:12:44,799 There you got it! Skinny, black... Whoa! 182 00:12:44,886 --> 00:12:48,385 We have to find out what happened with the general, right away. 183 00:12:48,473 --> 00:12:49,884 I'll start right away, Chief. 184 00:12:49,975 --> 00:12:52,975 Now not so fast. We need fresh forces in this case. 185 00:12:53,061 --> 00:12:56,264 What? Who? I can't just hire the first the best. 186 00:12:56,356 --> 00:12:57,636 Look at me. 187 00:12:58,024 --> 00:12:59,851 Get hold of Broder Undercover. 188 00:13:00,527 --> 00:13:02,354 I'm way too cool for me. 189 00:13:02,529 --> 00:13:05,483 - You were the only one outside the house. -I was outside. 190 00:13:05,573 --> 00:13:06,771 Jimmy! 191 00:13:06,908 --> 00:13:08,568 But I wasn't the only one. 192 00:13:08,660 --> 00:13:09,525 Jim Kelly! 193 00:13:09,619 --> 00:13:10,817 It is not possible. 194 00:13:10,912 --> 00:13:14,032 Watch that hand. Watch that hand, Jim. 195 00:13:14,124 --> 00:13:17,124 It gets you every time. Swing it! Give him the foot! 196 00:13:28,179 --> 00:13:33,007 I think I'll go to bed and take a nap. 197 00:13:37,939 --> 00:13:39,896 Do not touch the hair! 198 00:13:42,861 --> 00:13:46,276 All right, Bruce Leroy, turn around. 199 00:13:46,698 --> 00:13:48,156 Slowly. 200 00:13:51,828 --> 00:13:55,244 If you want to shoot me, shoot me. 201 00:14:03,047 --> 00:14:04,423 Thank you, Jesus. 202 00:14:12,265 --> 00:14:15,681 Just grow it. You are her S�ster T�s from the bank. 203 00:14:18,146 --> 00:14:20,850 You probably liked what you saw earlier. 204 00:14:20,940 --> 00:14:25,269 Baby, let's not waste time. You are wild in the heat, so let's give it the full arm. 205 00:14:25,361 --> 00:14:26,191 What have? 206 00:14:26,279 --> 00:14:29,280 There is nothing quite so relaxing after a hard day's work... 207 00:14:29,365 --> 00:14:31,192 like a little delicious bisque. 208 00:14:33,619 --> 00:14:35,742 My delicious bisque would split you in half. 209 00:14:35,830 --> 00:14:40,291 Maybe. But it would be some long parts. 210 00:14:41,919 --> 00:14:42,915 Long. 211 00:14:44,422 --> 00:14:47,174 You hit it pretty well, but I wasn't prepared. 212 00:14:47,258 --> 00:14:50,544 So the next time you're in a war mood, or want to throw... 213 00:14:54,932 --> 00:14:59,096 Now, Sister T�s, when you don't looking for Lover Undercover... 214 00:14:59,395 --> 00:15:01,471 you must be looking for Broder Undercover. 215 00:15:01,564 --> 00:15:03,687 What can I do for you today? 216 00:15:03,941 --> 00:15:05,352 ROSCOE�S BARBER SHOP 217 00:15:05,443 --> 00:15:07,649 So here we are. Now relax. 218 00:15:07,737 --> 00:15:09,231 It's a top secret place. 219 00:15:09,322 --> 00:15:10,520 Like that. 220 00:15:10,865 --> 00:15:13,320 You know you're wrong. 221 00:15:15,161 --> 00:15:18,411 I need my special scissors to this masterpiece. 222 00:15:18,497 --> 00:15:21,582 Careful. Do you puncture him, the hot air can kill you. 223 00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:24,123 - Sit down. - I have nothing against that. 224 00:15:24,211 --> 00:15:26,785 - I'll probably fix you. -Holy Funkadelic! 225 00:15:26,881 --> 00:15:31,377 It's something of a secret organization, You have yourselves here. 226 00:15:31,469 --> 00:15:33,960 Look at all the high-tech spy equipment. 227 00:15:34,055 --> 00:15:37,637 You have clippers, you have TCD telephones. 228 00:15:37,725 --> 00:15:40,845 Your only competitor must be the KGB... 229 00:15:41,937 --> 00:15:43,182 or the FBI. 230 00:15:52,823 --> 00:15:55,860 Who the hell are you? Are you the Wife with the Scythe? 231 00:15:55,951 --> 00:15:58,952 I don't want to hell! I have never done anything but good! 232 00:15:59,038 --> 00:16:02,407 I swear to God. I haven't done anything wrong! 233 00:16:10,549 --> 00:16:12,008 Now stop. 234 00:16:12,176 --> 00:16:16,470 The flashing light and the fan make it look worse than it is. 235 00:16:20,893 --> 00:16:22,470 I knew that well. 236 00:16:25,272 --> 00:16:27,395 Access to secure area. 237 00:16:27,816 --> 00:16:29,441 Stand here. 238 00:16:30,277 --> 00:16:31,688 Right here? 239 00:16:52,091 --> 00:16:53,585 Blackness confirmed. 240 00:16:53,676 --> 00:16:55,170 You have soul. 241 00:16:55,636 --> 00:16:59,052 What I will now show you, only a few people have seen. 242 00:17:01,141 --> 00:17:05,091 Will agent jefferson please take the black service phone? 243 00:17:07,689 --> 00:17:09,599 The agents report to the Preparedness Room. 244 00:17:09,691 --> 00:17:11,150 B.R.O.D.E.R.S.K.A.B. 245 00:17:11,235 --> 00:17:14,485 FIGHTING FOR TRUTH JUSTICE AND AFRICAN AMERICAN STYLE SINCE 1972 246 00:17:14,571 --> 00:17:16,398 Welcome to the Brotherhood. 247 00:17:16,824 --> 00:17:17,855 Like that. 248 00:17:21,161 --> 00:17:25,159 I know that. I don't want to talk about this on the phone. 249 00:17:25,249 --> 00:17:27,870 Maybe we could meet in a secret place. 250 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:32,088 Okay, that sounds fine. Well. Revolution. 251 00:17:32,172 --> 00:17:33,121 Watch out. 252 00:17:33,215 --> 00:17:35,254 The revolution will not be televised. 253 00:17:35,342 --> 00:17:37,500 It's Brother Undercover. 254 00:17:37,636 --> 00:17:39,878 -How's it going, brother? -Good morning! 255 00:17:40,931 --> 00:17:42,176 Good morning? 256 00:17:42,766 --> 00:17:45,387 Up on the desk! Have you brought in a spy? 257 00:17:45,477 --> 00:17:47,933 Coat check! Spy in the building! 258 00:17:48,021 --> 00:17:49,515 Do not touch the horn. 259 00:17:49,606 --> 00:17:51,765 - Go away with you! - Go away with you! 260 00:17:51,858 --> 00:17:55,062 Let me tell you something about the word "good". 261 00:17:55,153 --> 00:17:57,479 "Good" is an old Anglo-Saxon word... 262 00:17:57,572 --> 00:18:00,823 "gOd" means lack of colour... 263 00:18:00,909 --> 00:18:03,614 for example, "all is well" as it is... 264 00:18:03,787 --> 00:18:07,536 or "Good Will Hunting" means, "I hunt niggers"! 265 00:18:07,624 --> 00:18:10,495 If you say good morning to me, so you say: 266 00:18:10,585 --> 00:18:14,037 “I want to knock the life out of your black soul right now!" 267 00:18:14,214 --> 00:18:16,752 -Is it Brother Undercover? -You have problems. 268 00:18:16,842 --> 00:18:18,040 Where have you been? 269 00:18:18,135 --> 00:18:21,052 Right here. This is a job, not a summer camp! 270 00:18:21,138 --> 00:18:22,881 I'm tired of your disrespect! 271 00:18:22,973 --> 00:18:26,389 Give me a good reason why I'm not going to fire you on the spot! 272 00:18:26,893 --> 00:18:29,467 Because I don't work for you? 273 00:18:30,105 --> 00:18:31,267 Shut up! 274 00:18:31,398 --> 00:18:34,434 Save your stupid remarks to the fat guy in the smock! 275 00:18:34,526 --> 00:18:36,269 Come and see my office! 276 00:18:55,463 --> 00:18:57,421 Congratulations, Mr. Feather. 277 00:18:57,507 --> 00:19:00,342 Thank you, Mr. Man. 278 00:19:01,428 --> 00:19:05,176 As you can see, is the general completely in our power. 279 00:19:05,473 --> 00:19:09,471 yes, our little experiment was a success. 280 00:19:09,894 --> 00:19:14,556 I have actually decided to use the general to begin Operation Whitewashing. 281 00:19:15,150 --> 00:19:18,316 Fabulous. I want to ask Multinational increase production. 282 00:19:18,403 --> 00:19:21,606 The only thing standing in our way, is the Brotherhood. 283 00:19:21,698 --> 00:19:24,699 And they won't be a problem. Will they, Feather? 284 00:19:24,784 --> 00:19:26,777 No, Mr. 285 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,033 Good. 286 00:19:31,624 --> 00:19:33,866 "We you, Feather?" 287 00:19:37,797 --> 00:19:39,256 Britney's latest... 288 00:20:20,173 --> 00:20:21,881 What am I doing? 289 00:20:24,677 --> 00:20:26,219 CHICAGO TIME 290 00:20:26,304 --> 00:20:29,056 NEW YORK TIMES 291 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:32,224 COLORED PEOPLE'S TIME 292 00:20:32,352 --> 00:20:35,602 Therefore, we think there is a connection... 293 00:20:35,688 --> 00:20:38,310 between the general's proclamation and the Man. 294 00:20:38,775 --> 00:20:41,147 Are you saying that there really is "One Man"? 295 00:20:41,235 --> 00:20:43,940 What do you think, "Brother Undercover"? 296 00:20:44,572 --> 00:20:46,114 If that's your name. 297 00:20:46,199 --> 00:20:48,820 Do you think it was just a coincidence? No? 298 00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:54,239 Certain people, mostly white people, make things happen. 299 00:20:54,624 --> 00:20:56,663 This is where we come into the picture. 300 00:20:56,751 --> 00:21:00,001 Our final battle against the Man... 301 00:21:00,505 --> 00:21:03,340 aka the mite, aka Mr. Charlie... 302 00:21:03,424 --> 00:21:05,333 alias B�rge Blegfis. 303 00:21:06,844 --> 00:21:11,008 So the conspiracy, we have suspected all those years, is it true? 304 00:21:11,098 --> 00:21:16,010 Did the NBA really implement the three-point rule to give the white boys a chance? 305 00:21:16,103 --> 00:21:17,099 Absolutely. 306 00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:20,308 Such is the entertainment industry really looking for Spike Lee. 307 00:21:20,399 --> 00:21:21,431 Is that right? 308 00:21:21,526 --> 00:21:22,936 Hold up. 309 00:21:23,027 --> 00:21:24,818 Even Cher got an Oscar. 310 00:21:24,904 --> 00:21:26,184 Cher! 311 00:21:26,322 --> 00:21:29,276 And did O.J. it really? 312 00:21:33,079 --> 00:21:35,949 Let's continue, shall we? 313 00:21:36,290 --> 00:21:39,493 Holy cow, it looks like a The Source awards in here. 314 00:21:40,002 --> 00:21:41,959 - It does now. - It hurts. 315 00:21:42,046 --> 00:21:42,959 Who is that? 316 00:21:43,047 --> 00:21:44,921 This is Lance, our intern. 317 00:21:45,007 --> 00:21:47,166 Lance, this is Brother Undercover. 318 00:21:47,260 --> 00:21:48,967 What is happening? 319 00:21:49,762 --> 00:21:51,137 What do you see? 320 00:21:52,264 --> 00:21:53,047 Okay. 321 00:21:53,140 --> 00:21:56,805 How did the white guy get job here in the Brotherhood? 322 00:21:57,019 --> 00:21:59,771 What should I say? The Equality Act. 323 00:21:59,855 --> 00:22:01,433 What? There we have it. 324 00:22:01,524 --> 00:22:05,308 �h, man. Open the window. It becomes a racial explanation. 325 00:22:07,321 --> 00:22:10,607 Now that you work for us, Brother Undercover... 326 00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:13,107 you must learn our rules and statutes to know. 327 00:22:13,202 --> 00:22:15,693 Cut the hair and get rid of the clothes. 328 00:22:15,788 --> 00:22:17,116 Take a break, Boss. 329 00:22:17,206 --> 00:22:20,160 I respect that You remain here in the Brotherhood... 330 00:22:20,251 --> 00:22:23,667 but I am convinced that everyone should do what they feel. 331 00:22:23,754 --> 00:22:27,538 What a boy wants! What a boy needs! 332 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,294 It... 333 00:22:34,223 --> 00:22:37,010 Okay, he should never do what he feels. 334 00:22:40,104 --> 00:22:42,677 I'm getting too old for this. 335 00:22:45,734 --> 00:22:48,735 I said, "See how to open it the bank and give me my money." 336 00:22:48,821 --> 00:22:49,983 It's my money! 337 00:22:50,072 --> 00:22:51,732 I don't care whose bank it is! 338 00:22:51,824 --> 00:22:54,493 I know whose money it is. I am convinced of that. 339 00:22:54,577 --> 00:22:55,739 That's all. 340 00:22:55,828 --> 00:22:57,655 -Hello, Brother Conspiracy. -"Hello"? 341 00:22:57,746 --> 00:23:00,831 What do you mean by "hello"? Is it: “Hey yellow, do you want to be white? 342 00:23:00,916 --> 00:23:03,205 "Hey, like the white man wants us?" 343 00:23:03,294 --> 00:23:04,622 Hello? 344 00:23:05,212 --> 00:23:07,584 You can't smell grass here, can you? 345 00:23:07,673 --> 00:23:11,089 Hi brother, can I have a list of the words what triggers the seizures? 346 00:23:11,176 --> 00:23:12,801 You should relax a bit. 347 00:23:12,886 --> 00:23:14,381 -Watch a movie. -A movie? 348 00:23:14,471 --> 00:23:15,586 - A movie. -Hold up! 349 00:23:15,681 --> 00:23:19,050 So I can fall for a black man teaching white people... 350 00:23:19,143 --> 00:23:21,301 all about the shrimp industry... 351 00:23:21,395 --> 00:23:23,684 before they kill him 30 minutes into the movie? 352 00:23:23,772 --> 00:23:26,228 "Why don't you go into the tunnel, black man? 353 00:23:26,316 --> 00:23:29,851 “Hey, black man, turn on the generator. The dinosaur is out there. 354 00:23:29,945 --> 00:23:32,650 “Hey, black man, watch out! He's got a gun!" 355 00:23:33,198 --> 00:23:34,693 �h! I was hit! 356 00:23:35,284 --> 00:23:37,027 But my vest protected me, you pig. 357 00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:38,910 I'm alive! 358 00:23:38,996 --> 00:23:42,162 i said you should stay away from the trigger! 359 00:23:42,249 --> 00:23:43,245 I'm okay. 360 00:23:43,333 --> 00:23:45,456 -Brother Undercover. -Back to work. 361 00:23:45,544 --> 00:23:47,252 - Sorry. -I peed my pants! 362 00:23:47,337 --> 00:23:50,089 I have a few things for you. Here are your shoes. 363 00:23:50,174 --> 00:23:53,507 I allowed myself to make a few changes. 364 00:23:53,719 --> 00:23:57,669 Am I right in assuming that the Cadillac there was parking in the second row... 365 00:23:57,764 --> 00:23:59,591 on the Brotherhood's parking lot, is it yours? 366 00:23:59,683 --> 00:24:03,895 Brother Snu, it's not just a Cadillac. It's a Cadillac DeVille Coupe. 367 00:24:03,979 --> 00:24:07,727 Y'all fucking don't care about me! I need a bath! 368 00:24:08,025 --> 00:24:09,898 It's a soda machine. 369 00:24:09,985 --> 00:24:13,436 And a combined amplifier and subwoofer for your eight-track. 370 00:24:13,697 --> 00:24:16,105 Brother Snu, you are a real ugly... 371 00:24:16,199 --> 00:24:17,859 Clap in! 372 00:24:20,037 --> 00:24:21,828 -Enjoy it, right? -Okay. 373 00:24:21,913 --> 00:24:24,701 Big car, big army, big necklace. 374 00:24:25,417 --> 00:24:27,825 There is probably someone trying to compensate. 375 00:24:27,919 --> 00:24:31,668 First, you forgot my big, black, controlled balls. 376 00:24:37,262 --> 00:24:39,302 Second, it's not a necklace. 377 00:24:39,389 --> 00:24:42,889 It's a locket my father gave me, so I don't forget who I am... 378 00:24:42,976 --> 00:24:44,305 or what I stand for. 379 00:24:44,394 --> 00:24:48,558 I don't need gold or jewels. The locket makes me cool. Do you understand? 380 00:24:49,483 --> 00:24:51,890 Calling Sister T�s and Brother Undercover. 381 00:24:55,697 --> 00:24:56,728 What's up, Boss? 382 00:24:56,823 --> 00:24:59,279 We have discovered that the general plays golf… 383 00:24:59,367 --> 00:25:01,194 with Multinational's big cannon. 384 00:25:01,286 --> 00:25:03,658 Go there and see what you can find out! 385 00:25:03,747 --> 00:25:08,207 For the rest, Ballade Undercover, I will don't see your ugly face on the news again. 386 00:25:08,293 --> 00:25:10,749 Did you hear? You must blend in! 387 00:25:10,837 --> 00:25:13,126 Boss, I'm a master at dressing up. 388 00:25:13,215 --> 00:25:15,706 I can braid like a skilled hairdresser. 389 00:25:18,136 --> 00:25:20,923 MULTINATIONAL and CO. GOLF TOURNAMENT 390 00:25:21,932 --> 00:25:23,971 Where is that caddy? 391 00:25:24,059 --> 00:25:26,217 I don't know that. Well, there he is. 392 00:25:29,606 --> 00:25:31,397 Come on, Rasta. 393 00:25:31,524 --> 00:25:32,935 CODE NAME: SANDF�LDE 394 00:25:33,026 --> 00:25:35,943 MISSION: OBSERVE GEN. BOUTWELL KL. 8.17 395 00:25:39,991 --> 00:25:41,485 Great shot. 396 00:25:51,086 --> 00:25:53,162 Sister T�s, the camera is ready. 397 00:25:58,677 --> 00:26:01,168 Anyone want barbecue chicken? 398 00:26:01,346 --> 00:26:03,753 HEIGHT 1.3 M - RANGE 1.5 M 399 00:26:06,309 --> 00:26:10,259 HEIGHT 4.4 M - RANGE 105 M RHYTHM 5 PERCENT - 401 K'S 100 PERCENT 400 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,058 Mr. Feather. 401 00:26:13,149 --> 00:26:16,067 Brother Undercover? We are definitely on the right track. 402 00:26:16,152 --> 00:26:18,311 It is the Man's lackey. 403 00:26:18,404 --> 00:26:19,863 I report to the Chief. 404 00:26:19,948 --> 00:26:21,525 Find out what we have to do. 405 00:26:21,616 --> 00:26:23,573 The guy is over all mountains by then. 406 00:26:23,660 --> 00:26:25,403 This must be done now. 407 00:26:25,495 --> 00:26:29,789 It is expressly an observation mission. We must not take action. 408 00:26:29,874 --> 00:26:31,285 Now, observe this. 409 00:26:31,376 --> 00:26:34,081 Action is Brother Undercover's true self. 410 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:39,500 Rasta man. 411 00:26:48,643 --> 00:26:53,388 The Mind Control form is complete. 412 00:26:55,441 --> 00:26:57,101 -Who there? -King! 413 00:26:57,193 --> 00:26:58,522 King who? 414 00:27:02,782 --> 00:27:04,157 King fool! 415 00:27:19,674 --> 00:27:21,216 My wrist! 416 00:27:23,594 --> 00:27:25,753 Help! A thief! There's a thief in here! 417 00:27:25,847 --> 00:27:28,551 -What's wrong? -Give me my things back! 418 00:27:28,641 --> 00:27:31,262 Thief! Give them back to me. 419 00:27:31,352 --> 00:27:32,467 Hello! 420 00:27:35,398 --> 00:27:36,678 Stop! 421 00:27:37,650 --> 00:27:39,109 Holy Motown. 422 00:27:47,034 --> 00:27:47,864 Come on! 423 00:27:47,952 --> 00:27:49,909 You don't want to bite spoons with me! 424 00:27:58,963 --> 00:28:01,039 -I had them, honey. - Yes, I see that. 425 00:28:01,132 --> 00:28:02,959 Come on, go! 426 00:28:05,094 --> 00:28:05,841 Come on! 427 00:28:06,971 --> 00:28:09,094 - Let's get some wheatgrass in the juice bar. - That sounds good. 428 00:28:09,181 --> 00:28:12,052 Stop where you are! It's the security service! Stand still! 429 00:28:12,143 --> 00:28:13,767 Quickly! This way! 430 00:28:13,853 --> 00:28:15,929 Hell, they moved. 431 00:28:19,817 --> 00:28:20,980 Do it. 432 00:28:21,068 --> 00:28:22,860 Code 37. 433 00:28:33,998 --> 00:28:35,029 Is he crazy? 434 00:28:35,124 --> 00:28:36,583 Slow down. 435 00:28:42,590 --> 00:28:44,417 Slow down, over there! 436 00:28:46,385 --> 00:28:47,844 Hold the steering wheel. 437 00:28:48,304 --> 00:28:49,584 K�LLE PROTECTS 438 00:28:50,556 --> 00:28:51,421 No! 439 00:28:51,515 --> 00:28:54,185 -Stop! - We are driving too fast! 440 00:28:55,060 --> 00:28:56,638 We're losing control! 441 00:28:58,063 --> 00:29:00,637 BE CAREFUL - NO SMOKING WITHIN 10 METERS - PROPANE 442 00:29:08,532 --> 00:29:09,861 SECURITY 443 00:29:25,132 --> 00:29:26,757 There must be another way out. 444 00:29:26,842 --> 00:29:28,301 Stop! 445 00:29:45,319 --> 00:29:46,896 Thanks for the lift. 446 00:29:49,365 --> 00:29:54,323 A spectral analysis has ironically confirmed traces of poultry on Mr. Fjer. 447 00:29:54,495 --> 00:29:58,623 It proves that the Man must be behind it Multinational and Co.'s deal with the general. 448 00:29:58,707 --> 00:30:01,459 I don't understand that. What does the Man want with grilled chicken? 449 00:30:01,543 --> 00:30:04,497 Is his big plan to make black people eat junk food? 450 00:30:04,588 --> 00:30:06,628 Open your eyes, Brother Undercover! 451 00:30:06,715 --> 00:30:10,084 It has something to do with it to create distrust in the general. 452 00:30:10,219 --> 00:30:12,211 That is the white man's tactic. 453 00:30:12,304 --> 00:30:14,178 He does not want a black president. 454 00:30:14,264 --> 00:30:17,550 You see it throughout life. They never trust black people. 455 00:30:17,643 --> 00:30:19,801 Jesus Christ. Black man. 456 00:30:21,063 --> 00:30:24,147 Babe Ruth. Black man. 457 00:30:25,734 --> 00:30:29,684 Madonna! Go to bed with black men. 458 00:30:30,489 --> 00:30:31,769 Think about it. 459 00:30:32,115 --> 00:30:34,571 So� the general capitulated to the Man. 460 00:30:34,660 --> 00:30:36,320 I don't think it's that simple. 461 00:30:36,411 --> 00:30:39,531 When it comes to the Man, it is never simple. 462 00:30:40,874 --> 00:30:44,539 Our only option is to infiltrate Multinational and Co. 463 00:30:44,795 --> 00:30:47,914 So we can find out what has happened to the general. 464 00:30:48,131 --> 00:30:50,457 It is a very dangerous task. 465 00:30:51,051 --> 00:30:53,174 It will be your most energetic workout. 466 00:30:53,261 --> 00:30:56,761 You must think and behave like a tight-lipped white man… 467 00:30:56,848 --> 00:30:59,304 with an investment plan and a member of the country club. 468 00:30:59,393 --> 00:31:00,803 So pay attention. 469 00:31:05,982 --> 00:31:06,896 Here. 470 00:31:07,734 --> 00:31:10,819 Take a bite of that sandwich. 471 00:31:11,071 --> 00:31:14,985 How did you know I was hungry? I haven't eaten since this morning. 472 00:31:18,912 --> 00:31:20,287 Are you trying to kill me? 473 00:31:20,372 --> 00:31:23,408 If you're going into white America, must you learn... 474 00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:25,789 -to like mayonnaise! -No! 475 00:31:25,877 --> 00:31:29,163 Here now, if you are forced to eating mayonnaise... 476 00:31:29,256 --> 00:31:31,829 you just press the button on the side of the clock. 477 00:31:31,925 --> 00:31:34,760 It comes with a good splash strong sauce. 478 00:31:34,845 --> 00:31:37,680 One tap is enough to make Caucasian food edible. 479 00:31:37,764 --> 00:31:39,472 It works on grain. 480 00:31:40,684 --> 00:31:41,715 Damn it. 481 00:31:41,893 --> 00:31:46,354 Since time is of the essence, I have developed a device that allows you to… 482 00:31:46,439 --> 00:31:49,559 to absorb the whole of white culture in a few seconds... 483 00:31:49,651 --> 00:31:51,727 by using images from the subconscious. 484 00:31:51,820 --> 00:31:53,896 I call it "Kaukasyn". 485 00:31:56,032 --> 00:31:58,606 I feel like George Clinton. 486 00:31:59,661 --> 00:32:02,033 - We will work - Turn on it. 487 00:32:02,205 --> 00:32:03,865 Give us funk 488 00:32:10,839 --> 00:32:13,709 MURDER, SHE WROTE MAJOR Farmand - LET BEAVER ABOUT IT 489 00:32:14,926 --> 00:32:15,756 No! 490 00:32:16,303 --> 00:32:17,583 POLKA LUCK 491 00:32:17,679 --> 00:32:19,470 Stop it! 492 00:32:23,476 --> 00:32:25,184 Now don't give up! 493 00:32:25,270 --> 00:32:27,393 I see white people. 494 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:28,595 It's too much. 495 00:32:28,690 --> 00:32:33,268 -Caucasian overload! -Breathe, breathe. 496 00:32:39,033 --> 00:32:42,118 It's more white than you can handle. 497 00:32:42,829 --> 00:32:43,908 You did well. 498 00:32:43,997 --> 00:32:46,239 We need to be sure the process worked... 499 00:32:46,332 --> 00:32:50,164 so� I have called in an expert in white culture. 500 00:32:51,671 --> 00:32:53,877 AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY 501 00:33:03,057 --> 00:33:05,133 "In the third year of Friends... 502 00:33:07,353 --> 00:33:10,105 "what Ross saw that belonged to Julia... 503 00:33:10,189 --> 00:33:13,393 "on his bedside table that night he kissed Rachel?" 504 00:33:21,868 --> 00:33:23,695 Her contact lens solution. 505 00:33:27,081 --> 00:33:28,244 He is ready. 506 00:33:31,794 --> 00:33:33,075 CODE NAME: POLET 507 00:33:33,171 --> 00:33:36,207 MISSION: INFILTRATE MULTINATIONAL KL. 9.00 - PRECISELY 508 00:33:38,926 --> 00:33:40,302 Hello. 509 00:33:42,180 --> 00:33:43,804 How does it work? 510 00:33:45,016 --> 00:33:46,925 What is happening? 511 00:33:48,478 --> 00:33:49,972 - Davs. -Can I help you? 512 00:33:50,063 --> 00:33:51,391 I really hope so. 513 00:33:51,481 --> 00:33:53,473 It is my first day at Multinational. 514 00:33:53,566 --> 00:33:54,515 Oh, God. 515 00:33:54,609 --> 00:33:55,640 Jackson. 516 00:33:55,735 --> 00:33:59,270 Anthony Jackson. And I'm not from the Jackson Five. 517 00:34:02,825 --> 00:34:05,495 Beware. They are going to suite 54. The Tobacco Department. 518 00:34:05,578 --> 00:34:10,619 We need some fresh, cheeky strategies to expand our market share. 519 00:34:11,083 --> 00:34:14,001 And it turns out that I have exactly that product. 520 00:34:15,421 --> 00:34:18,624 Here is one of your cigarettes. Take a good look at it. 521 00:34:18,716 --> 00:34:22,548 It is pale, a little sloppy. It is fundamentally inadequate. 522 00:34:22,637 --> 00:34:25,128 It cannot possibly give much pleasure to its user. 523 00:34:25,223 --> 00:34:26,136 It cannot do that. 524 00:34:26,224 --> 00:34:29,675 Ask yourselves, how many black people will smoke it? 525 00:34:29,769 --> 00:34:30,967 Not the ones I know. 526 00:34:31,062 --> 00:34:34,513 You must place your product with the black consumer. 527 00:34:34,607 --> 00:34:36,813 I present you to the Fat One. 528 00:34:38,694 --> 00:34:43,440 It feels hand-rolled, and it is popular among today's black youth. 529 00:34:43,532 --> 00:34:44,564 It is big. 530 00:34:44,659 --> 00:34:49,783 It is full of lingering pleasure which can be enjoyed again and again and again. 531 00:34:54,585 --> 00:34:56,412 I need a kiss. 532 00:34:56,796 --> 00:34:58,254 Yes? Well. 533 00:35:02,259 --> 00:35:05,213 It's time to say goodbye to Anton Jackson. 534 00:35:09,308 --> 00:35:12,594 And say hello to Brother Undercover. 535 00:35:16,232 --> 00:35:18,770 It's a long way down. 536 00:36:09,576 --> 00:36:10,987 MULTINATIONAL and CO. 537 00:36:11,078 --> 00:36:12,620 NETWORK AVAILABLE 538 00:36:13,872 --> 00:36:15,912 CHARGER 539 00:36:16,667 --> 00:36:17,912 Calling, Brotherhood. 540 00:36:18,001 --> 00:36:20,124 - Can you hear me? -Brother Undercover. 541 00:36:20,212 --> 00:36:23,213 I am sending some files, I have found about the general. 542 00:36:23,298 --> 00:36:25,706 - See what you can do with them. - Let go. 543 00:36:30,347 --> 00:36:31,592 TRANSFERRING FILES 544 00:36:31,682 --> 00:36:35,015 The boss wants you to stay there, until we have decoded the information. 545 00:36:35,102 --> 00:36:36,051 I can do that. 546 00:36:36,145 --> 00:36:38,980 Watch out. If they spot you, Maybe they are setting a trap. 547 00:36:39,064 --> 00:36:41,057 I know it's a bad time... 548 00:36:41,150 --> 00:36:44,519 but you must know that I am thinking of you. 549 00:36:44,903 --> 00:36:46,812 I'm walking. Get out of here. 550 00:36:47,114 --> 00:36:48,394 Away. 551 00:36:48,490 --> 00:36:49,439 Goodbye. 552 00:36:49,533 --> 00:36:50,813 "Goodbye." 553 00:36:53,287 --> 00:36:55,742 Mr. Elias, there has been a breakup. 554 00:36:56,874 --> 00:36:58,119 That afro! 555 00:36:58,208 --> 00:37:00,415 I can recognize him anywhere. 556 00:37:00,502 --> 00:37:03,871 The brotherhood makes their move. Just as I expected. 557 00:37:05,966 --> 00:37:08,967 It's time to let go read our secret weapon. 558 00:37:09,344 --> 00:37:13,342 I call it for "The Black Man's Kryptonite". 559 00:37:31,033 --> 00:37:32,859 How does it work? 560 00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:34,405 What the hell? 561 00:37:34,995 --> 00:37:37,237 You best. 562 00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:41,990 What should I do? Death and torment! 563 00:37:43,253 --> 00:37:44,913 Look at that mess. 564 00:37:45,505 --> 00:37:46,999 You best. 565 00:37:48,091 --> 00:37:50,214 I'm sorry. Let me help you. 566 00:37:50,886 --> 00:37:54,420 That's sweet of you. If I mess up my boss's report… 567 00:37:54,598 --> 00:37:57,302 he has a hysterical fit with a capital "H". 568 00:37:58,810 --> 00:38:00,767 Penelope Snow. 569 00:38:01,938 --> 00:38:03,646 Anthony Jackson. 570 00:38:03,940 --> 00:38:05,518 I'm sorry. 571 00:38:05,734 --> 00:38:09,731 Thank you, Anton. You are so cute and you are also cute. 572 00:38:10,030 --> 00:38:12,437 Like Theo Huxtable. 573 00:38:13,742 --> 00:38:15,070 Are you new here? 574 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:16,868 Yes, it's my first day. 575 00:38:16,953 --> 00:38:18,412 - For me too. -Really? 576 00:38:18,496 --> 00:38:22,079 I just moved here and had only my hopes and my dreams with me. 577 00:38:22,167 --> 00:38:24,574 But sometimes the big city is s... 578 00:38:26,087 --> 00:38:27,167 large. 579 00:38:28,340 --> 00:38:30,546 A girl needs friends, Anton. 580 00:38:31,718 --> 00:38:33,757 Will you be my friend? 581 00:38:40,602 --> 00:38:47,269 We all know that people are the same wherever you go 582 00:38:48,568 --> 00:38:53,728 There is good and bad in everyone 583 00:38:54,407 --> 00:39:00,280 We learn to live, we learn to give to each other 584 00:39:00,371 --> 00:39:02,613 What we need to survive 585 00:39:03,666 --> 00:39:05,326 Together alive 586 00:39:06,961 --> 00:39:11,089 Ebony and ivory 587 00:39:11,674 --> 00:39:16,965 Live together in perfect harmony 588 00:39:17,722 --> 00:39:22,265 Side by side on the keys of my piano 589 00:39:22,602 --> 00:39:26,053 Oh, God, why don't we? 590 00:39:42,330 --> 00:39:43,990 Ebony and ivory 591 00:39:51,881 --> 00:39:54,633 I didn't know you had such a beautiful voice. 592 00:39:55,635 --> 00:39:59,051 You and I have tons of things in common. 593 00:39:59,889 --> 00:40:02,724 i know what it's like to be discriminated against. 594 00:40:02,809 --> 00:40:05,928 Just because a girl have a healthy libido... 595 00:40:06,020 --> 00:40:08,855 doesn't mean she can't do her job. 596 00:40:09,524 --> 00:40:13,521 They look at you and sees only a menacing black man. 597 00:40:14,987 --> 00:40:16,316 And they look at me... 598 00:40:16,406 --> 00:40:20,071 and all they see is my big breasts and my narrow waist, which... 599 00:40:20,159 --> 00:40:23,611 Runs out in my strutting bottom. It is not fair. 600 00:40:24,539 --> 00:40:26,615 Come on guys. 601 00:40:29,168 --> 00:40:31,706 Here's the extra mayonnaise you ordered. 602 00:40:32,421 --> 00:40:33,453 Enjoy it. 603 00:40:33,714 --> 00:40:35,422 It's just the best. 604 00:40:37,677 --> 00:40:39,171 Have you eaten here before? 605 00:40:39,262 --> 00:40:40,922 No. It's the first time. 606 00:40:41,013 --> 00:40:42,923 Take a bite of my sandwich. 607 00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:46,935 Come on, Anton. 608 00:40:48,104 --> 00:40:50,061 Just a little one. 609 00:41:00,324 --> 00:41:01,866 Delicious. 610 00:41:07,206 --> 00:41:10,326 I can't wait to see you in those velvet trousers. 611 00:41:10,501 --> 00:41:12,328 You make me blush. 612 00:41:12,628 --> 00:41:14,372 And you probably don't see it! 613 00:41:15,506 --> 00:41:17,333 May I help, sir? 614 00:41:19,218 --> 00:41:22,883 Hello, fellow colored person. How is it going today? 615 00:41:25,057 --> 00:41:27,762 -What's going on? -What are you doing with that girl? 616 00:41:27,852 --> 00:41:29,394 -Which girl? -That girl! 617 00:41:29,478 --> 00:41:30,889 The white woman? 618 00:41:31,063 --> 00:41:32,226 I'm on a mission. 619 00:41:32,314 --> 00:41:34,936 Sometimes when you're on a mission, you have to do things... 620 00:41:35,025 --> 00:41:36,306 you don't normally do. 621 00:41:36,402 --> 00:41:39,652 No matter how hard, dangerous or good it has been. 622 00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:42,445 Like having sex with white girls? 623 00:41:42,533 --> 00:41:45,285 Damn it, stop bothering me. 624 00:41:45,369 --> 00:41:48,074 Watch out, angry man in the khaki department. 625 00:41:48,747 --> 00:41:51,618 Oh you big I must have tripped or something. 626 00:41:51,709 --> 00:41:55,291 Hello, "Tonja". Here here. 627 00:41:56,672 --> 00:41:59,756 Do you have any shirt collars? 628 00:42:00,092 --> 00:42:01,836 Because I couldn't find them. 629 00:42:01,927 --> 00:42:05,676 Not? Maybe we have sold out. 630 00:42:06,682 --> 00:42:10,098 It was awful. Come see, Anton. 631 00:42:10,185 --> 00:42:14,183 I saw a turtleneck top from Eddie Bauer, that is perfect for you. 632 00:42:15,524 --> 00:42:18,193 Thanks for the help. Goodbye, Tonya. 633 00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:31,905 And drive! 634 00:42:31,999 --> 00:42:33,493 i want you... 635 00:42:34,335 --> 00:42:36,872 to buy my new barbecue chicken. 636 00:42:38,130 --> 00:42:40,206 For sure. 637 00:42:40,466 --> 00:42:42,375 I used to work for the Pentagon. 638 00:42:42,468 --> 00:42:44,460 Now I'll cook your chicken. 639 00:42:44,553 --> 00:42:48,004 And for a limited time, then order an eight-piece fatty meal... 640 00:42:48,098 --> 00:42:52,262 and get a whole liter of malt brandy absolutely free. 641 00:42:52,352 --> 00:42:53,930 You buy 642 00:42:54,021 --> 00:42:55,183 yes, yes 643 00:42:55,272 --> 00:42:56,731 We are grilling 644 00:42:57,232 --> 00:42:58,775 The General's Chicken 645 00:42:58,984 --> 00:43:01,309 The best chicken in the neighborhood 646 00:43:01,403 --> 00:43:02,566 yes, yes 647 00:43:02,780 --> 00:43:04,737 Legs, breasts and thighs 648 00:43:05,324 --> 00:43:07,281 Sweet potato cake 649 00:43:08,118 --> 00:43:09,862 The General's Grilled Chicken 650 00:43:09,953 --> 00:43:10,985 It is something special! 651 00:43:11,079 --> 00:43:12,739 The General's Grilled Chicken 652 00:43:12,831 --> 00:43:15,536 It kicks ass! 653 00:43:16,084 --> 00:43:18,836 The General's Grilled Chicken, you know it tastes good! 654 00:43:18,921 --> 00:43:21,791 We present the Fat meal from GGK. 655 00:43:23,133 --> 00:43:25,209 That chick is the bomb. 656 00:43:27,512 --> 00:43:30,513 At the general, we make excellent chickens! 657 00:43:32,017 --> 00:43:33,642 Have you seen it? 658 00:43:34,353 --> 00:43:36,926 The general has gone completely mad. 659 00:43:37,189 --> 00:43:39,478 Make a fool of yourself with such a bad thing. 660 00:43:39,566 --> 00:43:43,267 The General's Grilled Chicken It kicks ass! 661 00:43:47,532 --> 00:43:50,617 What? It is recurring. It reminds me of Rap Guy in L.A. 662 00:43:50,702 --> 00:43:52,861 I like him. He raps happily. 663 00:43:53,288 --> 00:43:55,744 Sorry, Mr. This is a limited... Goodness! 664 00:43:55,832 --> 00:43:57,327 Shut up, Chief. Lance. 665 00:43:57,417 --> 00:43:58,828 - Nice pants. -Thanks. 666 00:43:58,919 --> 00:44:00,958 Brother Undercover? 667 00:44:01,046 --> 00:44:02,326 What happened to you? 668 00:44:02,422 --> 00:44:04,878 He has had sex with a white woman. 669 00:44:04,966 --> 00:44:08,667 Was it as you might imagine? She had lightened nipples, didn't she? 670 00:44:08,762 --> 00:44:10,007 Some big some. 671 00:44:10,097 --> 00:44:11,425 - It was good. - Well done. 672 00:44:11,515 --> 00:44:14,266 -Did the mat match the wig? -What have you got? 673 00:44:16,311 --> 00:44:18,351 No. You can't do that. 674 00:44:18,438 --> 00:44:19,814 - That's wrong. -Shame on you. 675 00:44:19,898 --> 00:44:22,769 White girl or not, where the hell have you been? 676 00:44:22,859 --> 00:44:26,359 Not where people who swear end up. Thank you very much. 677 00:44:26,446 --> 00:44:28,984 You sound like a 14-year-old white dork. 678 00:44:29,074 --> 00:44:31,529 I don't think so, T�se S�ster. 679 00:44:32,118 --> 00:44:34,111 It's S�ster T�s, stodder. 680 00:44:34,496 --> 00:44:35,871 Maybe on the planet Sambo... 681 00:44:35,956 --> 00:44:39,455 but where i come from we like to pronounce our "E's" and "R's". 682 00:44:39,543 --> 00:44:41,369 Thank you very much. 683 00:44:42,003 --> 00:44:43,462 "E's" and "R's"? 684 00:44:43,672 --> 00:44:44,667 Roommate? 685 00:44:44,756 --> 00:44:48,754 I think there's one in here who has sold his own interests. 686 00:44:49,094 --> 00:44:50,718 Let's kill him. 687 00:44:50,804 --> 00:44:53,840 Close the door, nigger. It'll be fine, honey. Look away! 688 00:44:53,932 --> 00:44:56,008 - I'm sorry, but you need... - Mate. 689 00:44:56,101 --> 00:44:59,434 Had I not read that article in Vanity Fair on controlling anger... 690 00:44:59,521 --> 00:45:04,017 have I put my guava-mango-broccoli juice and stuck the foot in your bum. 691 00:45:04,109 --> 00:45:06,860 -"Numb"? - You may not like my new self. 692 00:45:06,945 --> 00:45:08,819 But it looks like an autumn flower to me. 693 00:45:08,905 --> 00:45:12,191 For my sake, can you all join the fleet. 694 00:45:12,283 --> 00:45:15,866 If you want me to apologize, I will. Frasier is on TV. Namely. 695 00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:23,371 "Go the whistle"? 696 00:45:23,962 --> 00:45:27,461 He said he wanted to stick his foot in my so-called "numb". 697 00:45:27,549 --> 00:45:30,122 Damn it. I knew it could happen. 698 00:45:31,469 --> 00:45:35,681 You can only have an agent secretly mission for a certain amount of time before he gets lost. 699 00:45:35,765 --> 00:45:41,186 No one can resist low interest rates and frothed milk cappuccino forever. 700 00:45:41,271 --> 00:45:43,062 And white women. 701 00:45:43,148 --> 00:45:44,606 Let me get this straight. 702 00:45:44,691 --> 00:45:46,482 When a black guy does well... 703 00:45:46,568 --> 00:45:49,272 starts going with Dockers and buy Celine Dion records... 704 00:45:49,362 --> 00:45:51,983 seen with white fluff, you say he has sold himself? 705 00:45:52,073 --> 00:45:53,318 That's enough, Lance. 706 00:45:53,867 --> 00:45:56,274 You always try to stop the white man. 707 00:45:56,369 --> 00:45:58,278 That's right! 708 00:45:59,122 --> 00:46:01,909 - That's not right. -What, Brother Snu? 709 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,704 I have decoded the material from Multinational and Co. 710 00:46:04,794 --> 00:46:08,578 The general is under influence of a psycho-hallucinatory drug. 711 00:46:08,673 --> 00:46:12,920 It's a mind control drug, mr. Very strong. Very easy to use. 712 00:46:14,721 --> 00:46:15,919 You good God. 713 00:46:16,222 --> 00:46:20,172 With such a substance the Man can control every black person in America. 714 00:46:20,268 --> 00:46:21,466 Theoretically, yes. 715 00:46:21,561 --> 00:46:25,511 But it will take years to distribute the doses individually. To do it effectively... 716 00:46:25,606 --> 00:46:28,477 a distribution system must be developed. 717 00:46:31,279 --> 00:46:32,821 The chicken! 718 00:46:35,950 --> 00:46:37,777 I'm sad to say it. 719 00:46:38,077 --> 00:46:41,280 If Brother Undercover not in control of himself... 720 00:46:41,372 --> 00:46:44,658 will it be a fight we may lose to the Man. 721 00:46:46,461 --> 00:46:49,034 Am I dying, Brother Snu? 722 00:46:59,140 --> 00:47:00,136 Tax? 723 00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:01,595 Yes? 724 00:47:02,226 --> 00:47:04,896 Is that Michael Bolton's version by Thong Song? 725 00:47:04,979 --> 00:47:06,888 No, but I would like to have it. 726 00:47:06,981 --> 00:47:10,065 I've heard he's got all that funk Sisqo did not have. 727 00:47:10,776 --> 00:47:12,057 Do you like it? 728 00:47:12,153 --> 00:47:15,937 Normally I'm not into the wild, but it is recurring. 729 00:47:16,282 --> 00:47:18,073 -Isn't it? - Yeah. 730 00:47:19,285 --> 00:47:20,909 I made us some sandwiches. 731 00:47:20,995 --> 00:47:22,988 Extra mayonnaise for me, please. 732 00:47:31,172 --> 00:47:32,749 Don't move, mate! 733 00:47:33,049 --> 00:47:34,673 Put the mayonnaise down... 734 00:47:35,509 --> 00:47:36,589 slowly. 735 00:47:36,677 --> 00:47:38,717 It's the colored girl, Tonja. 736 00:47:44,018 --> 00:47:47,850 Now Buffy is doing Blackman Slayer away from the brother. 737 00:47:48,189 --> 00:47:49,564 -Goodbye, brother. -Come see. 738 00:47:49,648 --> 00:47:51,226 -Goodbye. - Off you go. 739 00:47:51,525 --> 00:47:52,605 Watch out. 740 00:47:52,693 --> 00:47:54,733 -Let's get going. -Why? 741 00:47:54,945 --> 00:47:57,483 So you can say again, I have sold myself. 742 00:47:57,573 --> 00:48:01,405 I don't judge people by their clothes, or on the music they listen to. 743 00:48:01,494 --> 00:48:05,622 I remember a guy who was not afraid of to be himself, who taught me to follow... 744 00:48:05,706 --> 00:48:07,200 my own cool way. 745 00:48:07,875 --> 00:48:10,200 Fight for what I believe is right. 746 00:48:12,088 --> 00:48:13,498 Do you remember it? 747 00:48:15,841 --> 00:48:17,383 Ignore her, Anton. 748 00:48:17,718 --> 00:48:20,505 I'm the only white woman you need. 749 00:48:21,305 --> 00:48:23,843 I really want to, baby. 750 00:48:24,683 --> 00:48:26,972 Damn it. I can't. 751 00:48:30,439 --> 00:48:31,850 I have to be honest. 752 00:48:33,025 --> 00:48:35,101 See the white girl. Are you crazy? 753 00:48:35,277 --> 00:48:39,192 The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice. Velvet pants are so comfortable. 754 00:48:39,281 --> 00:48:42,366 It will be cool. 755 00:48:43,118 --> 00:48:45,574 Macarena! Like that! 756 00:48:57,007 --> 00:48:58,834 I can't throw it away. 757 00:48:59,301 --> 00:49:00,926 Just like the locket... 758 00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:04,387 I'm here to stay. 759 00:49:05,766 --> 00:49:07,474 What do you see, Sister T�s? 760 00:49:07,559 --> 00:49:08,757 Look at you! 761 00:49:08,852 --> 00:49:10,560 Where were you at? 762 00:49:10,646 --> 00:49:12,638 Do you think the heels are too much? 763 00:49:12,731 --> 00:49:14,724 - No, it's super cool. -I was... 764 00:49:14,817 --> 00:49:17,521 Shut up, Brother Undercover. 765 00:49:17,694 --> 00:49:18,774 Throw it away! 766 00:49:19,530 --> 00:49:20,905 That woman just can't… 767 00:49:20,989 --> 00:49:22,484 I meant the gun. 768 00:49:35,087 --> 00:49:36,914 It is the White Dog Devil. 769 00:49:37,464 --> 00:49:39,256 The man's secret weapon. 770 00:49:40,300 --> 00:49:41,380 Excuse me. 771 00:49:44,221 --> 00:49:45,632 It's time to... 772 00:49:46,515 --> 00:49:48,306 to take a lift out of here. 773 00:49:56,358 --> 00:49:57,686 Those damn duck feet. 774 00:49:58,902 --> 00:50:00,610 It looks like the earth is on fire. 775 00:50:00,696 --> 00:50:02,404 Or the gravy. 776 00:50:08,537 --> 00:50:09,865 Come and see. 777 00:50:10,163 --> 00:50:11,159 Here. 778 00:50:11,248 --> 00:50:14,284 'NSYNC! Backstreet Boys! 779 00:50:14,376 --> 00:50:15,491 And Boyz II Men! 780 00:50:15,585 --> 00:50:19,037 We sing for real! Elton John! Billie Jean King! 781 00:50:24,886 --> 00:50:25,918 Come and see. 782 00:50:32,686 --> 00:50:35,556 Come see, White Dog Devil. I have been waiting. Come on! 783 00:50:57,836 --> 00:51:00,374 -No, you didn't. -Yes, I did. 784 00:51:03,425 --> 00:51:04,587 M�k�lling! 785 00:51:05,093 --> 00:51:07,335 Do you know how much that shit costs? 786 00:51:07,429 --> 00:51:10,180 How much did it cost your disco queen? 787 00:51:10,348 --> 00:51:12,720 - The whole thing. -Where do you dare? 788 00:51:15,896 --> 00:51:16,726 Hello. 789 00:51:18,982 --> 00:51:21,224 Look right here. 790 00:51:28,575 --> 00:51:30,947 Baby! Peel the prey. Exchange bowl. 791 00:51:32,787 --> 00:51:34,365 Here. 792 00:51:36,166 --> 00:51:37,660 Wait. Look at that. 793 00:51:52,974 --> 00:51:54,137 Cold water! 794 00:51:54,225 --> 00:51:55,470 Cold water! 795 00:51:58,813 --> 00:52:00,355 There is nothing like safe sex. 796 00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:01,815 Do you understand me? 797 00:52:02,984 --> 00:52:05,557 Look at that. Just look at that. 798 00:52:06,112 --> 00:52:07,275 M�k�lling! 799 00:52:16,247 --> 00:52:17,492 Are you enjoying yourself? 800 00:52:38,436 --> 00:52:40,808 Will you stop fooling around? 801 00:52:42,231 --> 00:52:44,520 I have to have my cool self back. 802 00:52:46,319 --> 00:52:47,149 K�R 803 00:52:59,290 --> 00:53:02,161 Can you play some cool music, can you drive to? 804 00:53:08,299 --> 00:53:09,758 Run! Thread the seam to the bottom! 805 00:53:09,842 --> 00:53:11,716 Honey, it was made in the 70s! 806 00:53:11,803 --> 00:53:13,511 It's not a Ferrari. 807 00:53:28,319 --> 00:53:30,193 Take care, honey. 808 00:53:37,620 --> 00:53:38,651 Dog devil 809 00:53:45,336 --> 00:53:46,534 AFRO GEL 810 00:54:02,270 --> 00:54:03,384 S�DAN 811 00:54:05,147 --> 00:54:07,769 You should have driven her tight ass above. 812 00:54:18,744 --> 00:54:21,947 Has it been some kind of stupid game to clear me out of the way? 813 00:54:22,039 --> 00:54:24,328 Namely. I was sent out for to delete you... 814 00:54:24,417 --> 00:54:26,955 and all that the Brotherhood stands for. 815 00:54:38,764 --> 00:54:39,795 Damn it! 816 00:54:42,393 --> 00:54:45,394 It wasn't planned that I fell in love with you. 817 00:54:51,694 --> 00:54:56,439 Brother Undercover, you are just too much for me. 818 00:54:56,991 --> 00:55:01,902 Honey, sometimes I'm too much too for me seIv. 819 00:55:06,417 --> 00:55:09,371 Mr. Feather, a status report, please. 820 00:55:09,587 --> 00:55:12,587 All the pieces in Operation Hvidvask is in place. 821 00:55:12,673 --> 00:55:17,216 Well. The time has come to change the reach of black leaders in sports, art... 822 00:55:17,303 --> 00:55:18,963 entertainment and commerce. 823 00:55:19,054 --> 00:55:23,384 Soon all sides of society will again be dominated by the Man. 824 00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:27,645 It's time for the final attack against the Brotherhood. 825 00:55:28,147 --> 00:55:32,773 So when I return to our hideout, Brother Undercover better be dead. 826 00:55:33,485 --> 00:55:34,565 Is that understood? 827 00:55:34,653 --> 00:55:35,649 Good, Mr. 828 00:55:35,738 --> 00:55:39,272 When Brother Undercover there, must the Brotherhood better watch out for... 829 00:55:39,366 --> 00:55:42,036 otherwise their next move will be their last. 830 00:55:43,078 --> 00:55:44,074 Goodbye. 831 00:55:48,333 --> 00:55:50,160 May I ask you something? 832 00:55:51,044 --> 00:55:54,164 Did I just say they better watch out? 833 00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:55,622 Yes, Mr. 834 00:55:55,716 --> 00:55:56,961 You did. 835 00:55:57,551 --> 00:55:58,926 Do you see what's happening? 836 00:55:59,011 --> 00:56:01,466 We are spoiled by their fashion... 837 00:56:01,555 --> 00:56:03,713 and their slang cannot be avoided to use. 838 00:56:03,807 --> 00:56:05,467 -Don't be so disrespectful! -No. 839 00:56:05,559 --> 00:56:07,801 That was all! You can slip away! 840 00:56:07,895 --> 00:56:10,136 -I'm not... -What's the problem? 841 00:56:10,230 --> 00:56:12,602 "Who let the dogs out? Who?" 842 00:56:12,691 --> 00:56:15,727 "What are you talking about, Willis?" Do you know what I mean? 843 00:56:15,819 --> 00:56:19,947 Little by little we become mixed and melt together until one day we become... 844 00:56:20,032 --> 00:56:23,650 a united people, who live and work and dance together... 845 00:56:23,744 --> 00:56:27,693 like on the news or Ally McBeal or at the Saturn factory! 846 00:56:27,789 --> 00:56:30,280 We must stop it before it's too late! 847 00:56:33,253 --> 00:56:34,629 You heard the man. 848 00:56:34,922 --> 00:56:37,459 From now on, Operation Whitewashing will be... 849 00:56:38,050 --> 00:56:39,923 worldwide. 850 00:56:47,643 --> 00:56:50,312 jay-Z records Lawrence Welks greatest hits. 851 00:56:50,604 --> 00:56:53,724 John Singleton doing Driving Miss Daisy? 852 00:56:53,815 --> 00:56:55,274 Terry McMillan? 853 00:56:55,359 --> 00:56:57,980 How did Stella get her white man back? 854 00:56:58,070 --> 00:56:59,398 Damn it! 855 00:56:59,780 --> 00:57:02,816 Black people worldwide out of mind. 856 00:57:03,283 --> 00:57:07,067 See, they've all been exposed the general's barbecue chicken. 857 00:57:07,162 --> 00:57:09,071 How about the antidote? 858 00:57:09,164 --> 00:57:12,450 I found one, Chief. But it only works on one person at a time. 859 00:57:12,542 --> 00:57:14,749 We must stop this at the root. 860 00:57:15,837 --> 00:57:17,996 Brother Undercover! You are back! 861 00:57:23,970 --> 00:57:24,635 Hello. 862 00:57:24,721 --> 00:57:27,473 What the hell is going on with you taking a white girl in here? 863 00:57:27,557 --> 00:57:29,514 She's working with us now, Chief. 864 00:57:29,893 --> 00:57:33,677 With my extensive and close knowledge to the Man's organization... 865 00:57:33,772 --> 00:57:36,144 can i help you stop him. 866 00:57:36,274 --> 00:57:37,104 Okay. 867 00:57:37,192 --> 00:57:39,765 Brother Snu. Take White Dog Devil to the lab... 868 00:57:39,861 --> 00:57:42,020 and find out what she knows. 869 00:57:42,155 --> 00:57:44,907 You're cute just like Theo Huxtable. 870 00:57:44,991 --> 00:57:47,150 Is that right? It's usually his father. 871 00:57:47,244 --> 00:57:50,079 Here's what's happening in your neighborhood. 872 00:57:50,163 --> 00:57:52,405 Chief, various brother agents. 873 00:57:52,999 --> 00:57:56,285 I owe you all a huge apology. I have seen... 874 00:57:58,463 --> 00:58:00,503 Redeem? You may have heard about it. 875 00:58:00,632 --> 00:58:04,001 It taught me a profound lesson in bigotry. 876 00:58:04,219 --> 00:58:07,136 I have been a spectator to the race conditions long enough. 877 00:58:07,222 --> 00:58:11,967 I will march across fields of oppression and kicking… 878 00:58:12,060 --> 00:58:16,805 the bigotry over the bar of intolerance. 879 00:58:22,737 --> 00:58:24,196 You say a lot of bullshit. 880 00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:25,609 Yes, I do. 881 00:58:25,740 --> 00:58:27,069 But you're in. 882 00:58:28,952 --> 00:58:30,362 What? Is that your joke? 883 00:58:30,453 --> 00:58:33,027 You just let the white guy join us? 884 00:58:33,123 --> 00:58:35,660 I went to agency school for three years! 885 00:58:35,750 --> 00:58:38,158 I paid for the tuition myself. You forced me! 886 00:58:38,253 --> 00:58:39,628 Boss? 887 00:58:39,754 --> 00:58:44,131 I have done a perfect spectral analysis of Miss Hvide Hund�vel's brain. 888 00:58:44,217 --> 00:58:48,464 Then I released her subconscious with a special kind of hypnosis. 889 00:58:48,555 --> 00:58:50,512 Then I gently brushed her hair. 890 00:58:50,598 --> 00:58:53,932 Then I looked deeply into hers small tight pockets... 891 00:58:54,018 --> 00:58:57,850 and found this list of the Man's goals. 892 00:58:58,481 --> 00:59:00,972 Good God. They will hit James Brown tomorrow... 893 00:59:01,067 --> 00:59:02,941 to the Grammy Award! We have to stop him. 894 00:59:03,027 --> 00:59:07,274 -Find the general and give him the antidote! -We're going to the barricades! 895 00:59:07,365 --> 00:59:09,856 Now there will be a revolution here! 896 00:59:09,951 --> 00:59:12,109 Turn on the alarm! Low alert! 897 00:59:12,495 --> 00:59:14,203 It is underway. 898 00:59:14,289 --> 00:59:16,411 - Well done, White Dog Devil. -Thanks. 899 00:59:16,499 --> 00:59:17,780 You too. 900 00:59:17,875 --> 00:59:22,087 What the hell? Boss! I have never seen that bitch in the agent class! 901 00:59:22,171 --> 00:59:25,836 I'm still paying off my loans! I sleep on a soggy mattress! 902 00:59:25,925 --> 00:59:29,460 I don't have any proper food! I lend money to joints! 903 00:59:30,388 --> 00:59:32,048 I am resigning. It's over. 904 00:59:32,140 --> 00:59:35,176 You don't have Brother Jones kicking around with more! 905 00:59:35,268 --> 00:59:36,762 Give me a pillowcase! 906 00:59:36,853 --> 00:59:38,976 - I'm joining the Klan. -Brother. 907 00:59:39,063 --> 00:59:41,388 We all love your individuality… 908 00:59:41,482 --> 00:59:43,724 but it's about working together. 909 00:59:43,818 --> 00:59:47,981 I have been the star that fired those shots of who I thought would win the match. 910 00:59:48,072 --> 00:59:49,946 But by working with you... 911 00:59:50,032 --> 00:59:54,196 has it dawned on me that only one team can win the championship. 912 00:59:55,455 --> 00:59:57,661 Team work. It is true. 913 00:59:57,748 --> 01:00:00,418 -Yes, that's true. -I'm sorry, everyone. 914 01:00:00,543 --> 01:00:03,627 -Let's get going! -Hurry up! Come on, white t�s! 915 01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:05,706 CODE NAME: BRAND NEW BAG 916 01:00:05,798 --> 01:00:08,170 MISSION: PROTECT JAMES BROWN KL. 19.23 917 01:00:14,599 --> 01:00:15,844 Good luck tonight. 918 01:00:15,933 --> 01:00:17,262 Have fun. 919 01:00:18,185 --> 01:00:20,558 We know the Man will do something tonight. 920 01:00:20,646 --> 01:00:24,311 We're counting on you, Lance. Don't get distracted. Concentrate. 921 01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:27,069 Stay close to the goal at all times. 922 01:00:27,403 --> 01:00:29,028 Received. I do. 923 01:00:34,785 --> 01:00:35,651 B�h. 924 01:00:41,876 --> 01:00:44,449 Ladies and gentlemen, James Brown. 925 01:00:49,842 --> 01:00:50,957 How does it work? 926 01:00:51,052 --> 01:00:52,047 James Brown. 927 01:00:52,136 --> 01:00:54,212 -I want to meet my fans. - No, Mr. Brown. 928 01:00:54,305 --> 01:00:55,301 Wait a moment. 929 01:00:55,389 --> 01:00:57,346 -What's going on? -Perimeter examination. 930 01:00:57,433 --> 01:00:58,429 I'll fix that. 931 01:00:59,518 --> 01:01:00,977 What is that guy doing? 932 01:01:03,606 --> 01:01:05,848 -What is going on here? - Hi, Jimmy. 933 01:01:05,941 --> 01:01:09,145 -What? - Now I feel good. 934 01:01:10,029 --> 01:01:11,440 Good, man! 935 01:01:11,739 --> 01:01:13,897 Lance! 936 01:01:14,992 --> 01:01:17,613 The hardest working man in show business. 937 01:01:22,333 --> 01:01:24,041 -I have it. - Thank you... 938 01:01:24,126 --> 01:01:25,407 James Brown. 939 01:01:25,628 --> 01:01:28,913 No! I just got promoted! 940 01:01:37,723 --> 01:01:39,550 Hello Mr. James Brown. 941 01:01:40,893 --> 01:01:43,645 Hello Mr. James Brown. 942 01:01:48,609 --> 01:01:49,688 Good God! 943 01:01:51,153 --> 01:01:54,522 You will soon be drugged, which makes you willing... 944 01:01:54,782 --> 01:01:58,482 You want to transfer the rights of all your songs for… 945 01:01:58,952 --> 01:02:00,233 The signal stopped. 946 01:02:00,329 --> 01:02:02,867 James Brown is the target! 947 01:02:03,082 --> 01:02:05,205 -Is that James Brown? - No, it's mustard. 948 01:02:05,292 --> 01:02:08,459 I don't understand, I let him get away. I'm so stupid. 949 01:02:10,756 --> 01:02:14,623 Stop beating yourself up. We have to work together, right? 950 01:02:14,718 --> 01:02:16,877 Yes, man. Let's do it together. 951 01:02:19,056 --> 01:02:20,799 I play with him! 952 01:02:21,058 --> 01:02:23,928 -Stop playing. -Okay! Damn it. 953 01:02:25,687 --> 01:02:28,392 You need a little encouragement. 954 01:02:29,858 --> 01:02:30,973 Do you understand? 955 01:02:31,068 --> 01:02:34,816 Be careful, because if you smoke too much, it gives you paranoia. 956 01:02:34,905 --> 01:02:37,526 It takes time to build up a tolerance like mine. 957 01:02:37,616 --> 01:02:39,407 Did you hear that? 958 01:02:39,493 --> 01:02:42,328 Hey, everybody, did you hear something? Quiet! 959 01:02:42,913 --> 01:02:44,288 There it is again. 960 01:02:51,296 --> 01:02:53,538 Car on the way! Off. 961 01:02:53,632 --> 01:02:57,297 Don't move! 962 01:02:57,469 --> 01:02:58,928 You must authenticate yourself! 963 01:02:59,012 --> 01:03:01,503 I am from F�stnings�ens Cleaning Service, Mr. 964 01:03:01,598 --> 01:03:03,057 �h, okay. 965 01:03:03,141 --> 01:03:05,679 Thanks. You're probably cute. 966 01:03:05,769 --> 01:03:08,177 It's just the janitors. Let them through! 967 01:03:08,272 --> 01:03:10,348 THE FORT'S CLEANING SERVICE 968 01:03:28,667 --> 01:03:30,161 Lance! 969 01:03:32,087 --> 01:03:34,708 N�, Mr. Godfather of Soul Music. 970 01:03:38,218 --> 01:03:41,302 Life as you have known it, will stop soon. 971 01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:44,920 Excuse me. 972 01:03:45,350 --> 01:03:47,556 One last wish? 973 01:03:49,646 --> 01:03:50,891 "Say it out loud!" 974 01:03:53,900 --> 01:03:55,145 "Say it out loud!" 975 01:03:57,362 --> 01:04:00,565 -What is he doing? -"Say it out loud!" 976 01:04:06,580 --> 01:04:07,955 "Say it out loud!" 977 01:04:18,008 --> 01:04:20,843 "I'm black and I'm proud." 978 01:04:24,306 --> 01:04:25,301 Hello, you? 979 01:04:25,390 --> 01:04:27,383 I want to get up and do my show now. 980 01:04:41,406 --> 01:04:42,817 I feel good. 981 01:04:44,868 --> 01:04:46,907 Now it's time to take revenge. 982 01:04:48,163 --> 01:04:51,164 Very wise, Mr. Brother Undercover. 983 01:04:51,249 --> 01:04:53,158 BACK IN 10 MINUTES 984 01:04:54,377 --> 01:04:55,788 Do you just grow it? 985 01:04:55,879 --> 01:04:58,452 Everything we need for to take revenge on the Man. 986 01:04:58,548 --> 01:05:00,706 It's not Taco Bell. 987 01:05:01,009 --> 01:05:03,215 Can you find out where the general is? 988 01:05:03,303 --> 01:05:05,046 Just give me ten minutes. 989 01:05:05,513 --> 01:05:06,676 INVALID PASSWORD 990 01:05:06,764 --> 01:05:08,757 - Shit! -You have one. 991 01:05:10,059 --> 01:05:13,927 Hostile invasion! The brotherhood is broke into the Communications Room. 992 01:05:14,022 --> 01:05:16,976 There is always celebration and colors, when you're with you, right? 993 01:05:17,066 --> 01:05:20,186 That's not all. The man is on his way here. 994 01:05:20,278 --> 01:05:21,938 What? Right now? 995 01:05:22,030 --> 01:05:24,699 His helicopter will be here in five minutes. 996 01:05:26,826 --> 01:05:30,740 Will you take care of the pestilence in the Communications Room? 997 01:05:30,830 --> 01:05:33,072 Yes sir! Come on, off we go! 998 01:05:33,249 --> 01:05:34,993 Yes, sir, immediately. 999 01:05:35,084 --> 01:05:39,296 -What have you done to the general? -Would you please come in, General? 1000 01:05:42,550 --> 01:05:47,046 If it is not too much trouble, do you really want to kill that man? 1001 01:05:48,556 --> 01:05:49,719 Thanks. 1002 01:05:54,354 --> 01:05:56,891 So I have something that reminds me of you. 1003 01:05:57,815 --> 01:05:59,226 Come on, hurry! 1004 01:06:00,526 --> 01:06:02,186 I wouldn't move! 1005 01:06:02,278 --> 01:06:04,152 - Damn it. - Shit. 1006 01:06:04,238 --> 01:06:06,148 -Stay away from me. - Sorry. 1007 01:06:06,282 --> 01:06:08,488 Great work, White Dog Devil. 1008 01:06:09,452 --> 01:06:10,697 Come here, baby. 1009 01:06:13,831 --> 01:06:15,373 That girl tricked us! 1010 01:06:22,381 --> 01:06:24,421 How can you do this to me? 1011 01:06:24,509 --> 01:06:28,008 Have you tried Broder Undercover before, there are no others. 1012 01:06:30,223 --> 01:06:33,223 No: "Have you tried black first, you don't turn around." 1013 01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:37,097 It's the mite patrol. 1014 01:06:38,147 --> 01:06:39,262 Leave it to me. 1015 01:06:39,357 --> 01:06:40,934 Look who's got the gun now. 1016 01:06:41,025 --> 01:06:42,484 - What do you see? -Hello. 1017 01:06:42,568 --> 01:06:43,599 -Shut up. -What? 1018 01:06:43,694 --> 01:06:46,364 I said shut up, pale fart! I have the power! 1019 01:06:48,658 --> 01:06:49,653 Continue. 1020 01:06:51,118 --> 01:06:52,743 It's a girl's job. 1021 01:07:02,546 --> 01:07:04,290 -Break dance. - Break what? 1022 01:07:04,382 --> 01:07:07,916 I said break dancing! Come now. Begin. 1023 01:07:10,054 --> 01:07:12,212 Namely. That's fine. Come and see. 1024 01:07:12,306 --> 01:07:14,133 -Kid'n'Play. -Kid and who? 1025 01:07:17,728 --> 01:07:19,306 Namely. It slides. 1026 01:07:21,690 --> 01:07:22,853 �h, yes. 1027 01:07:24,735 --> 01:07:26,443 I like black people. 1028 01:07:30,324 --> 01:07:31,355 Fighting. 1029 01:07:31,450 --> 01:07:34,072 Watch out. Show them what you got! 1030 01:07:37,873 --> 01:07:39,866 White Dog Devil, stand up! 1031 01:07:45,673 --> 01:07:46,704 Yes! 1032 01:07:46,799 --> 01:07:47,961 I have him! 1033 01:07:48,050 --> 01:07:49,793 Vector four, section seven. 1034 01:07:50,344 --> 01:07:54,128 Come on, General, give me that gun. 1035 01:07:55,266 --> 01:07:57,258 Hurry, General, kill him! 1036 01:08:09,530 --> 01:08:11,357 How are you, Brother Undercover? 1037 01:08:11,448 --> 01:08:14,153 All is well now that you are here, Sister T�s. 1038 01:08:14,910 --> 01:08:17,864 You drive me crazy! 1039 01:08:20,708 --> 01:08:23,662 - Do you see what I've been up against? -Yes. 1040 01:08:24,294 --> 01:08:26,620 The situation is complete. See you soon, Chief. 1041 01:08:30,300 --> 01:08:31,711 The atomic nucleus. 1042 01:08:33,679 --> 01:08:36,252 Let's see what the so-called button does. 1043 01:08:38,350 --> 01:08:41,849 Listen for. The nuclear core in overload. 1044 01:08:41,937 --> 01:08:43,052 My fault. 1045 01:08:44,314 --> 01:08:46,141 Here general, take the antidote. 1046 01:08:47,735 --> 01:08:49,145 What has happened? 1047 01:08:53,323 --> 01:08:54,355 Damn it! 1048 01:08:55,451 --> 01:08:58,535 You take the general out of here. I follow the Man. 1049 01:08:58,954 --> 01:09:02,786 Let's slip away while we can. It's coming a new day when we can fight the Man. 1050 01:09:02,875 --> 01:09:06,078 - We can't give the Man another day! - But Sister T�s is right. 1051 01:09:06,170 --> 01:09:09,918 We have to see to it that the fox has fun. Otherwise we all die! 1052 01:09:10,007 --> 01:09:12,083 - Look out! Listen carefully! -Sheep. 1053 01:09:12,176 --> 01:09:15,379 Sometimes you can break down, sometimes you have to keep up. 1054 01:09:15,470 --> 01:09:19,053 This is one of those weird moments. So, what will it be? 1055 01:09:19,892 --> 01:09:22,727 Are you ready to dive in, white guy? 1056 01:09:29,026 --> 01:09:30,734 Like that. 1057 01:09:31,320 --> 01:09:33,028 Get ready to swing. 1058 01:09:34,573 --> 01:09:36,316 Now we must catch the Man. 1059 01:09:37,618 --> 01:09:41,567 Does that mean you and I are brothers now? I feel black. 1060 01:09:41,788 --> 01:09:43,828 But you look white! 1061 01:09:44,291 --> 01:09:45,453 Don't touch me! 1062 01:09:45,542 --> 01:09:46,372 Excuse me. 1063 01:09:46,460 --> 01:09:49,710 Come on, General, go. Let's get out of here. Come now! 1064 01:09:50,088 --> 01:09:51,333 Come on nigger. 1065 01:09:52,924 --> 01:09:56,258 Nuclear overload in five minutes. 1066 01:09:56,344 --> 01:09:59,132 Please leave in good order. 1067 01:09:59,222 --> 01:10:00,302 Stop him. 1068 01:10:17,949 --> 01:10:20,867 Earth, wind and fire! 1069 01:10:21,119 --> 01:10:22,779 Shaquille O'Neal! 1070 01:10:23,914 --> 01:10:25,028 Sisqo! 1071 01:10:25,123 --> 01:10:27,412 No! 1072 01:10:35,759 --> 01:10:37,419 I just bought them. 1073 01:10:38,303 --> 01:10:39,548 I'm sorry. 1074 01:10:52,859 --> 01:10:54,650 It's over. 1075 01:10:58,031 --> 01:11:01,815 Do you want drama? So bring it on! 1076 01:11:04,704 --> 01:11:06,863 Protect the general at all costs. 1077 01:11:06,956 --> 01:11:10,076 Nuclear overload in three minutes. 1078 01:11:12,754 --> 01:11:14,996 Let me talk to them. I am white. 1079 01:11:17,967 --> 01:11:19,877 We don't want any trouble. 1080 01:11:19,969 --> 01:11:23,421 What are you going to do about it, little boy? 1081 01:11:25,517 --> 01:11:29,051 I'm not a tea boy! 1082 01:11:44,869 --> 01:11:46,661 Come and see. 1083 01:12:01,427 --> 01:12:04,262 He shouldn't have called me t�sederboy. 1084 01:12:08,184 --> 01:12:12,478 Not bad, pale fart, but was it me I had ripped the spine out of the ass! 1085 01:12:12,563 --> 01:12:16,264 Off we have less than a minute before this place explodes! 1086 01:13:11,539 --> 01:13:12,914 It explodes! 1087 01:13:14,959 --> 01:13:15,955 Come now! 1088 01:13:24,844 --> 01:13:26,671 B.R.O.D.E.R.S.K.A.B. 1089 01:13:47,700 --> 01:13:49,906 -Mr. general, how are you? -Yes. 1090 01:13:50,453 --> 01:13:52,694 There's Brother Undercover! 1091 01:13:52,872 --> 01:13:54,580 He only has a few seconds. 1092 01:14:24,945 --> 01:14:27,946 You messed with the afro, so now it's over with you. 1093 01:14:34,914 --> 01:14:35,909 Namely! 1094 01:15:05,027 --> 01:15:07,233 Fool! 1095 01:15:18,624 --> 01:15:20,912 This one is probably mine. 1096 01:15:37,184 --> 01:15:39,390 Farewell, Brother Undercover! 1097 01:15:39,853 --> 01:15:42,771 He has failed me. Leave him here. 1098 01:15:44,066 --> 01:15:46,983 Hello! Stop teasing! 1099 01:15:56,453 --> 01:15:59,324 Let me in! 1100 01:16:04,544 --> 01:16:05,955 Let me come up. 1101 01:16:19,601 --> 01:16:23,385 The feather ruffled like a fool. The bloody bastard ground himself. 1102 01:16:24,439 --> 01:16:26,064 Let's slide, boys. 1103 01:16:52,050 --> 01:16:54,458 No! He doesn't have his parachute! 1104 01:17:33,925 --> 01:17:36,416 You are the best, Brother Undercover. 1105 01:17:36,511 --> 01:17:39,465 - Wasn't I just good? - Wasn't I? 1106 01:17:39,556 --> 01:17:42,473 You didn't just cause damage for a trillion dollars? 1107 01:17:42,559 --> 01:17:44,765 And I damn well don't cover them for you! 1108 01:17:44,853 --> 01:17:48,471 I want to fuck how sexy you looked when you peed your pants! 1109 01:17:48,565 --> 01:17:50,273 And for the rest of you… 1110 01:17:53,403 --> 01:17:58,824 i just want to say how proud I am of you all. 1111 01:18:00,368 --> 01:18:04,496 Brother Undercover, thanks to you, is the world a safe place again. 1112 01:18:04,622 --> 01:18:06,532 No thanks to me, Chief. 1113 01:18:06,916 --> 01:18:09,407 I couldn't have done it without S�ster T�s. 1114 01:18:09,502 --> 01:18:13,085 After all, they say: "Behind every big, black man..." 1115 01:18:13,173 --> 01:18:14,548 The police are coming. 1116 01:18:15,383 --> 01:18:17,376 -No. -A bunch of slow, white athletes? 1117 01:18:17,468 --> 01:18:18,749 -No. -A cute butt? 1118 01:18:18,845 --> 01:18:20,220 -No. - Reasonable suspicion? 1119 01:18:20,305 --> 01:18:21,135 No! 1120 01:18:21,764 --> 01:18:23,804 A strong, black woman. 1121 01:18:24,225 --> 01:18:26,384 -Strong, black woman. - That's true. 1122 01:18:27,395 --> 01:18:31,227 That would have been cool having a Latino, a Native American, Asians… 1123 01:18:31,316 --> 01:18:33,474 even a Jewish guy in the group. 1124 01:18:33,693 --> 01:18:37,525 The point is that with the help of cooperation, we got it done. 1125 01:18:37,655 --> 01:18:41,273 No doubt it is, Brotherhood is about. 1126 01:18:42,452 --> 01:18:43,401 Like that. 1127 01:18:47,206 --> 01:18:50,741 Watch out, everyone! Pieces of rock! 1128 01:18:50,835 --> 01:18:52,993 After stopping Operation Whitewashing... 1129 01:18:53,087 --> 01:18:56,705 the Brotherhood dispensed an antidote to the mind control drug… 1130 01:18:56,799 --> 01:18:58,958 to black people across the country. 1131 01:18:59,052 --> 01:19:03,049 And even though the man had escaped, the Brotherhood had found their hero. 1132 01:19:03,514 --> 01:19:07,761 Thanks to Brother Undercover was the world a cool place again. 1133 01:19:17,862 --> 01:19:19,985 Finish 1134 01:20:11,707 --> 01:20:13,914 OASIS CAR WASH TODAY'S OFFER - CADILLAC 1135 01:20:26,472 --> 01:20:27,670 S�DAN 1136 01:23:35,535 --> 01:23:37,113 Damn it! Who is that? 1137 01:23:38,997 --> 01:23:43,659 Hold on to that thought and feeling, honey. Let it seep through. I'll be right back. 1138 01:23:44,502 --> 01:23:45,878 Hurry up, honey. 1139 01:23:51,217 --> 01:23:52,166 Hello. 1140 01:23:54,012 --> 01:23:56,550 White Dog Devil, what are you doing here? 1141 01:23:56,639 --> 01:23:59,047 You said I should come by. 1142 01:23:59,142 --> 01:24:02,641 And me and you and S�ster T�s had to make licorice candy. 1143 01:24:03,521 --> 01:24:08,267 Sweet and black on both sides, with one gorgeous white sugar mass in the middle. 1144 01:24:08,818 --> 01:24:12,863 It dawned on me that you can't make licorice candy. So I bought something. 1145 01:24:16,076 --> 01:24:18,863 Some people get jungle fever. She's got the flu. 1146 01:24:18,953 --> 01:24:20,364 You know. 1147 01:24:20,580 --> 01:24:21,445 BOO? 1148 01:25:56,676 --> 01:25:57,589 Like that.