1 00:00:06,674 --> 00:00:09,385 Go on, son. Have a bump. 2 00:00:18,102 --> 00:00:19,645 - What the fuck? - Shit. 3 00:00:19,729 --> 00:00:22,689 - Homelander's gonna love this. - No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 4 00:00:23,274 --> 00:00:27,611 {\an8}Homelander has agreed to donate to the Starlight House, which is... 5 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:29,947 {\an8}- No. No. - I mean, giv... Come on, give it up. 6 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:32,867 {\an8}- Give it up for this guy. - No, no, no. 7 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:35,119 I'm not just like the rest of you, 8 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:36,370 I'm better. 9 00:00:36,454 --> 00:00:39,373 - Homelander is a fucking psychopath. - Homelander is protecting them. 10 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:43,419 You said you'd always looked out for me. You promised! 11 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:46,130 - Well, maybe I don't want to look at you. - I hate you. 12 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:48,132 This little guy here is my son. 13 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:49,508 Fuck you, fascist! 14 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:56,849 You help me out with one small favor, 15 00:00:56,932 --> 00:00:58,434 and I'll help you. 16 00:00:58,517 --> 00:01:01,979 - Do you have it or not? - Original recipe, all 11 herbs and spices. 17 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,542 Just a pinch. 18 00:01:04,023 --> 00:01:06,817 {\an8}My name is Annie January, and I fucking quit. 19 00:01:06,901 --> 00:01:09,195 I say you're one of the Boys. 20 00:01:09,278 --> 00:01:11,614 You are like rabid little doggy, 21 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:14,116 but loyal to whoever holds this chain. 22 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:15,117 Your brain's leaking. 23 00:01:15,201 --> 00:01:17,369 Temp V is gonna kill you both. 24 00:01:17,453 --> 00:01:20,456 - How long I got? - Months. 12 on the outside. 25 00:01:20,539 --> 00:01:21,749 Homelander needs to die. 26 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:23,459 That's it. Whatever it takes. 27 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:25,711 Soldier Boy's our weapon. He's how we kill Homelander. 28 00:01:25,795 --> 00:01:26,712 Did you know? 29 00:01:26,796 --> 00:01:28,631 That Soldier Boy was my father? 30 00:01:31,884 --> 00:01:33,487 Get out of the building, now. 31 00:01:33,511 --> 00:01:35,137 Butcher, stop! 32 00:01:35,221 --> 00:01:38,682 The thing you wanted, he's right fucking there, and now you blink? 33 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:39,600 I made a promise. 34 00:01:39,683 --> 00:01:41,268 You don't need me anymore. 35 00:01:41,352 --> 00:01:42,269 I could jump. 36 00:01:42,353 --> 00:01:43,938 You can fucking fly. 37 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:24,562 Good evening! 38 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,564 Now, look, I know it's a late night, 39 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:30,401 so I just wanted to come out and say thanks for your patience. 40 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:33,153 The bar remains open, and, uh... 41 00:02:33,237 --> 00:02:36,448 Oh, yeah, Colorado and Nevada just went to Robert Singer! 42 00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:39,702 Whoo! 43 00:02:43,581 --> 00:02:45,666 So, stay tuned. 44 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:49,503 I feel like we're gonna be back very soon with some very good news. 45 00:02:49,587 --> 00:02:52,464 Thank you, and God bless America! 46 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:05,853 Motherfucking Gruyère puffs? 47 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:07,438 What am I supposed to do with these? 48 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:10,733 She says you've been working too hard. You need to eat more. 49 00:03:10,816 --> 00:03:13,736 We pull this off, I promise I'll grub all these motherfuckers. 50 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:25,789 Hughie, come on. I need eyes. 51 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:28,393 Yeah, yeah, just give me one... more second. 52 00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:31,837 Sorry, sorry. There's, like, a million connectors in here, and I can't see shit. 53 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:36,175 Are you helping, or you just showing off? 54 00:03:36,258 --> 00:03:39,511 Oh, for sure both. 55 00:03:39,595 --> 00:03:41,347 Is that it? 56 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:44,808 All right, live and in living color. 57 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:47,645 Butcher, you copy? 58 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:51,357 Where the fuck is Butcher? 59 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:06,205 Oh, don't you fucking start. I'm fine. 60 00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:08,290 Charcuter. 61 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:10,834 Who are you talking to? 62 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:12,086 I ain't said a word. 63 00:04:15,673 --> 00:04:17,758 Geez. 64 00:04:18,801 --> 00:04:22,429 All right. Come on, then. 65 00:04:30,396 --> 00:04:33,565 Evening, cunts. 66 00:04:33,649 --> 00:04:35,651 We're here to commit a bit of high treason. 67 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,867 Going up. 68 00:04:55,254 --> 00:04:56,964 Hey, whoa, hey. 69 00:04:57,047 --> 00:05:00,092 The plan is you wait here, cover our exit, no? 70 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:02,761 Oh, come off it. Watch a fucking door? 71 00:05:02,845 --> 00:05:05,639 Kimiko, if Butcher steps one foot in that elevator, break his arm. 72 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:12,730 Please remove obstruction from doors. 73 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:19,361 Fuck me. 74 00:06:07,993 --> 00:06:11,955 Okay, big man, let's do this. 75 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,707 There's a lot of people in there. 76 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:19,546 Come on, kiddo. 77 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:22,591 Would you be scared of a bunch of cockroaches? Huh? 78 00:06:22,674 --> 00:06:24,468 Yeah. 79 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:27,513 Yeah. Then baby chicks or whatever. 80 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:31,683 Look, the-the point is, you have nothing to be nervous about. 81 00:06:31,767 --> 00:06:34,019 Come on. We've talked about this. 82 00:06:34,103 --> 00:06:36,313 They're only humans and...? 83 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:39,066 Toys for our amusement. 84 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:40,692 - That's right. - Yeah. 85 00:06:40,776 --> 00:06:42,069 We got this. 86 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:57,459 Hold up, hold up. 87 00:06:57,543 --> 00:06:59,211 Okay, we got a problem. 88 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:02,798 W-Wait, what is... he doing here? 89 00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:04,442 Homelander's in the building. 90 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:07,010 If you see him, do not engage. I repeat, 91 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:09,054 do not engage with Homelander. 92 00:07:09,138 --> 00:07:10,931 That means you, Butcher, you copy? 93 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:12,891 My goodness, you look beautiful this evening. 94 00:07:12,975 --> 00:07:16,353 Especially you. Zoe, uh, y-you remember my son, Ryan? 95 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,689 - Yeah. Hi. - Hi. 96 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:21,817 Hey, Zo, you know what? I heard that this hotel makes its own ice cream. 97 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:23,944 Why don't you take Ryan and try and find some, huh? 98 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:26,905 What a great idea. Go for it, sport. 99 00:07:26,989 --> 00:07:29,032 Just nobody come back pregnant. 100 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:32,119 Just kidding. 101 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:35,164 I'm kidding, I'm kidding. They're too young. Although, 102 00:07:35,247 --> 00:07:36,683 Ryan could spew goo if he wanted to. 103 00:07:36,707 --> 00:07:38,542 What the fuck are you doing here? 104 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,752 Oh, I've supported every new administration 105 00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:42,671 for the past... 16 years. 106 00:07:42,754 --> 00:07:45,924 I don't want your support. You're on trial for fucking murder. 107 00:07:46,008 --> 00:07:47,676 - Hi, Doug. - One, 108 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:51,597 that's a formality, and two, that's a clear-cut case of self-defense. 109 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:54,766 That thug threw a projectile at my son. 110 00:07:54,850 --> 00:07:56,351 It was a plastic bottle. 111 00:07:56,435 --> 00:07:57,895 Could've had anthrax in it. 112 00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:00,498 Not that that would've hurt us, but there was a principle at stake. 113 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:05,110 And, besides, when I took that monster down, people applauded. 114 00:08:05,194 --> 00:08:06,695 Your shareholders didn't. 115 00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:10,532 Well, that's why you and me are gonna prove to them 116 00:08:10,616 --> 00:08:13,118 that even with a "soft on crime" fucking libtard 117 00:08:13,202 --> 00:08:14,578 - for a president... - Mm. 118 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:17,915 ...it's gonna be business as usual at Vought. 119 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:21,501 Any transaction you and I may or may not have had is ancient history. 120 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:31,345 Well, then let's make some new history. 121 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,013 Ladies and gentlemen, Victoria Neuman. 122 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:34,157 Let's give her a round. 123 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:36,892 Huh? 124 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:39,770 Girls get it done in the White House. 125 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:43,106 Hmm? God bless you. 126 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:01,541 Give us a minute here, would you, love? 127 00:09:15,097 --> 00:09:18,558 Listen, Ryan, I've got a lot to say... 128 00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:20,352 and fuck all time to say it. 129 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:23,021 I got a lorry out back. I can get you out of here. 130 00:09:23,105 --> 00:09:26,209 - What are you talking about? - I know you're angry at me, and you've got every right to be. 131 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:28,652 But you know how dangerous Homelander is. 132 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,404 - He's my dad. - Right. 133 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:32,382 H-He murdered some poor sod right in front of your eyes. 134 00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:34,533 - That guy was a pedophile. - It ain't true. 135 00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:35,826 He-He's lying to you. 136 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:38,328 Let me take you to Grace, all right? 137 00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:40,664 A-And then you don't got to see me no more. 138 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:46,586 Please, I'm... I'm begging you. 139 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:48,630 It's what your mom would want. 140 00:09:48,714 --> 00:09:52,050 No means no, William. 141 00:09:52,134 --> 00:09:53,814 This isn't the Neverland Ranch. 142 00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:57,806 Don't worry. Nothing bad's gonna happen, right? 143 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:00,934 Oh. 144 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:04,062 Seems it already has. 145 00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:09,985 Look at that big black mass curdling around your brain. 146 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:14,865 What do you got, six months? 147 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,326 Less? 148 00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:21,872 That's too bad. W-We're not gonna have that last dance together. 149 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,874 I'll miss us. 150 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:26,918 Bloody hell. 151 00:10:27,002 --> 00:10:28,712 You wank to your own voice, don't you? 152 00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:32,674 That's the spirit, champ. 153 00:10:32,758 --> 00:10:34,468 Son. 154 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:48,482 Come on. I do not want to miss Smash Mouth. 155 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,546 So many pantsuits. 156 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:31,315 Mom? 157 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:34,587 What are you doing in here? 158 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,446 Apologies, Miss Neuman, 159 00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:37,840 we're with your mother's detail. 160 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,366 Is that Zoe? 161 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:41,618 We'll be done in just a minute. 162 00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:46,123 Why don't you wait outside. 163 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,607 - Frenchie, what's happening? - She's a fucking Supe. 164 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,258 She's a fucking Supe! 165 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:00,846 Yeah, I guess I'll just, uh... 166 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,099 ...wait here. 167 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:10,230 It's okay. 168 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:11,565 We see nothing. 169 00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:15,235 Ça va? Non ça va? 170 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,002 We need an exit, now! 171 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,176 There's a window on the south end of the hallway. 172 00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:46,016 Uh... We're eight stories up. 173 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,392 Frenchie, trust me. 174 00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:19,841 - No! - Frenchie! 175 00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:22,511 Motherfucker. 176 00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:36,650 Yes. 177 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:37,943 - Oh, shit. - Oh, mon Dieu. 178 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,444 Oh, God. 179 00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:41,780 Oh, gross. 180 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,753 Thank Christ. Can we go now? Jesus. 181 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,297 - Hey, you. - Hey. 182 00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:01,025 You got to teach Butcher the meaning of the word "covert." 183 00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:02,360 He just got made by a 12-year-old. 184 00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:04,344 You mean Zoe, who just murdered two guys? 185 00:14:04,427 --> 00:14:08,223 Vic, you-you shot your own daughter up with V? How could you do that to her? 186 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:10,225 - I needed to keep her safe. - Safe? 187 00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:14,354 You turned her into a fucking monster. Like you. 188 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,898 I'm sorry. That sounds like the pot calling the kettle 189 00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:18,650 a teleporting dude with his dick out. 190 00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,777 Worst mistake I ever made. 191 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:25,407 Vic, you and me, we were... 192 00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:29,160 We were like family. I mean... 193 00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:32,372 was everything just... bullshit? 194 00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:36,001 I almost told you once. 195 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:38,962 That night of the blackout, you remember? 196 00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:42,882 You brought every bodega snack you could carry for Zoe. 197 00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:46,219 We played Uno with her for hours until the lights came back on. 198 00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:48,388 And I thought... 199 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,434 ...you were one of my closest friends. 200 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:55,312 I mean, hell, you're dating a Supe. 201 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:58,273 If anyone would understand, it'd be you, right? 202 00:14:58,356 --> 00:14:59,441 Why didn't you tell me? 203 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:01,568 I was scared. 204 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:03,236 Scared you'd have to pop my head. 205 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,113 I was scared to lose you. 206 00:15:10,493 --> 00:15:12,370 I always cared about you, Hughie. 207 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,248 That part was real. 208 00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:20,003 Hey, Vicky. 209 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,006 - Fuck you! - Oh! 210 00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:31,222 Seriously? Ugh. 211 00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:34,476 I have to be on TV in, like, ten minutes, you fucking asshole. 212 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:37,038 We're gonna out you. We're gonna go to the press, tell them you blew up Congress. 213 00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:38,581 I still, I still got the Red River files. 214 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,405 Okay, okay, okay. Have you ever seen WarGames? 215 00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:42,835 What am I saying, look at you, of course you've seen fucking WarGames. 216 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:45,403 - We're making jokes? - Mutually assured destruction. 217 00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:47,989 I hurt you, you out me. You out me, 218 00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:50,033 I kill everyone you've ever loved. 219 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,661 The only thing that makes sense is a truce. 220 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:56,414 Or plan B. 221 00:15:56,498 --> 00:16:00,085 Jesus fucking... 222 00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:06,075 How is it you guys are actually getting worse at your jobs? 223 00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:13,473 Mm. They just called Arizona. 224 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,143 Guess I better go change. 225 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:42,043 Nice of you to show up. Where the hell you been? 226 00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:44,838 The bog. Trying to wash off the stench of failure 227 00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,172 from your cock-up last night. 228 00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:47,966 Shut the fuck up, Butcher. 229 00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:54,222 Grace. 230 00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:57,851 - Not you. - Oh, come off it. 231 00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:00,520 I washed my bollocks and all. 232 00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:02,188 - M? - There are people who, 233 00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:04,524 because of ignorance or maybe insanity, 234 00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:07,694 still believe you have something to contribute. 235 00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:09,028 I'm not one of them. 236 00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:11,865 I'll get the kid back, Grace. 237 00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:13,742 I'll make it right. 238 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:23,543 Two agents from my detail are dead at the hands of a 12-year-old. 239 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:28,214 We had to tell their families they snorted fentanyl-laced cocaine at the after-party. 240 00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:32,260 - Sir, our intel told us the acid would work on Neuman. - She's no idiot. 241 00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:33,970 She'll know I was behind it. 242 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:37,682 Goddamn it! Everyone told me to pick Buttigieg instead. 243 00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:39,476 You didn't know, sir. Marvin, 244 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,936 I vouched for you. The CIA is bankrolling you. 245 00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,521 All due respect, ma'am, 246 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:45,833 you can always put Butcher back in charge. He's right outside. 247 00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:47,817 What about Starlight? 248 00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:49,194 She goes by Annie now. 249 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:51,780 Can Annie burn out Neuman's fucking eyes, debilitate her? 250 00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:54,925 If she can get close enough to her without getting her head popped off, who knows? 251 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:58,870 But we might have to accept the possibility that Neuman's... invulnerable. 252 00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:01,581 Congress certifies the election January 6. 253 00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:05,752 After that, a Supe is one heartbeat away from the presidency. 254 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:07,712 My fucking heartbeat. 255 00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:11,299 Now, I can only keep my distance from her for so long. 256 00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:13,468 Eliminating her is top priority. 257 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,053 So do your fucking job. 258 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:17,722 Yes, ma'am. 259 00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:26,272 Somewhere else you need to be? 260 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,192 No, sir. 261 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,196 Billy Butcher. 262 00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:36,366 Joe Kessler. 263 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,409 Fuck me. How long's it been? 264 00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:41,246 Uh, I'd say 11 years, but, officially speaking, 265 00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:42,914 none of that shit show ever happened. 266 00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:44,833 Then how come I remember you high on opium, 267 00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:46,209 rimming out the General's wife? 268 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,418 Well, fuck you. 269 00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,841 Hey, let me buy you a bad cup of coffee. 270 00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:56,052 Demoted from your own fucking team. 271 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,637 What's your shitty code name again? 272 00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:58,847 The Boys. 273 00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:01,683 Oof. Who came up with that shit? 274 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,228 Why you putting up with it? Walk away. 275 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:08,273 No, my son, I've got plans and schemes. 276 00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:11,109 I'll be back at the head of the table in no time. 277 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:13,111 Well, you better. 278 00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:15,172 You know, a lot of the guys are thinking you got benched 279 00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:17,490 at the worst possible time. 280 00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:20,201 You know, Mallory's so focused on killing the VP-Elect 281 00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:23,413 'cause that's what Singer wants, and half of goddamn Langley's on it. 282 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:26,541 Well, you know Grace, she's always been a bit of a political animal. 283 00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:28,376 And what are you focused on? 284 00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:30,753 Homelander. 285 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:35,341 He killed that poor cunt in broad daylight, and they fucking cheered. 286 00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:37,969 I mean, what you think that taught him, eh? 287 00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:41,639 No. 288 00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:44,350 We're whistling away towards a fucking apocalypse, 289 00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,895 and Grace's eye ain't on the ball. 290 00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:48,688 You had a clean shot at him, right? 291 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:52,150 With Soldier Boy? You didn't take it. 292 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,569 Was your eye on the ball? 293 00:19:57,739 --> 00:20:00,658 Why do I get the feeling we ain't just bumped into each other? 294 00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:02,744 You remember the Panjshir Valley? 295 00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:07,999 Yeah. Pretty hard to forget. 296 00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:11,044 You dragged me out of there and dropped how many bodies to do it, 297 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:13,463 without giving it a second fucking thought. 298 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,840 And yet you still didn't name your son after me, eh? 299 00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:20,720 We need someone like you, Billy. Right fucking now. 300 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:25,016 Before the Supes start rounding us up and dumping us off in camps. 301 00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:34,233 Hey. 302 00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:36,945 A tie? You going to prom? 303 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:43,034 - What's up? - Janine. 304 00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:45,912 She got into a fight at school. 305 00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:49,290 Principal didn't say why, just that she KO'd a boy. 306 00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:50,375 A boy? 307 00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,418 Don't you dare be proud right now. 308 00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:54,879 She's been slamming doors, Marvin. 309 00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:58,716 She told me to "eat a dick." 310 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,301 Janine said that? 311 00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:03,471 She's been having a hard time since Todd moved out. 312 00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:04,740 You mean, since you kicked him out? 313 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,266 Let's dial down the glee in your voice, but, yes, 314 00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,769 since I kicked him out. 315 00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:11,646 But Janine still loves him. 316 00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:13,648 - She's worried. - Worried about what? 317 00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:17,944 Todd got so deep into all that weird Hometeamer shit. 318 00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:20,147 He's not answering my calls. I don't know where he is. 319 00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:21,114 Okay, so...? 320 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:22,740 And you're good at finding people. 321 00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:24,450 Oh, come on. Monique... 322 00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:26,577 For your daughter, Marvin. 323 00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:37,714 Well, I get what you saw in that guy. He was good to Janine. 324 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:41,718 'Cause it sure as shit wasn't the D. 325 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,055 Right? 326 00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:50,995 - You have to be good. - You're my greatest failure. 327 00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:55,356 It's your destiny. 328 00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:07,261 It's because deep down there's a part of you that is still... 329 00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:08,285 human. 330 00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:20,768 Don't get brazen with me. 331 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,468 You're not to refer to the deceased as the "victim." 332 00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:25,845 It's a loaded term and for the jury to decide. 333 00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:29,807 Sir, so I'm afraid we are behind on the Tower Reconstruction, 334 00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:33,186 but I can 100% assure you that it is not my fault. 335 00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:36,147 {\an8}But it wasn't until Annie January stepped out 336 00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:37,982 {\an8} from Vought's shadow, and Homelander's, 337 00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:39,942 {\an8} that we saw the true extent of her power. 338 00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:42,612 {\an8}Vought and Homelander aren't above the law. 339 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:45,364 They can't just do whatever they want. 340 00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:49,077 Deep, we got to talk about the octopus in the room. 341 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:52,288 Your ex, Cassandra, wrote a tell-all book... 342 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:53,849 I'm gonna have to stop you right there, Hailey. 343 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:56,793 You know, there were no relations with an octopus. 344 00:22:56,876 --> 00:23:01,005 It's, uh, it's just a racist rumor and a ridiculous lie 345 00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:04,175 perpetuated by a jilted and, uh... 346 00:23:04,258 --> 00:23:06,469 emotionally unstable hysterical woman, 347 00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:08,112 who, let's be clear, pooped in my bed. 348 00:23:08,179 --> 00:23:10,848 Deep, please tell me the fucking octopus is gone. 349 00:23:10,932 --> 00:23:13,768 Yes, Ashley. She's... 350 00:23:13,851 --> 00:23:16,854 It is taken care of. Okay? 351 00:23:16,938 --> 00:23:18,314 Hey, Noir. 352 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,942 Sir, after that debacle at Godolkin... 353 00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:23,152 thank you again for saving my life... 354 00:23:23,236 --> 00:23:25,796 the board felt we should find new candidates for The Seven, ASAP. 355 00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:28,116 The selection committee has 356 00:23:28,199 --> 00:23:30,743 narrowed it down to 25 choices. 357 00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:35,581 Um, okay, great. 358 00:23:35,665 --> 00:23:38,918 If we're going purely on socials, I might suggest Talon out of Redlands. 359 00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:42,547 Pass. She's a butterface. 360 00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:45,633 - Her body's on point, but her face... - Yeah, I get it. 361 00:23:45,716 --> 00:23:47,885 Thank you so much for explaining. 362 00:23:47,969 --> 00:23:49,470 Chauvinist prick. 363 00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:52,348 Ugh, not that slutty cum rag. 364 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:56,269 - Hold up, I thought he ate a dog. - He ate out a dog. 365 00:23:57,562 --> 00:23:58,855 It's a big difference. 366 00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:03,985 Sister Sage? Hell no. 367 00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:06,737 She was with me in Teenage Kix for, like, barely a year 368 00:24:06,821 --> 00:24:08,632 - before they canned her ass. - What's her power? 369 00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:10,825 She's the world's smartest person. 370 00:24:10,908 --> 00:24:13,536 She's not smart enough to know when to shut her mouth. 371 00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:14,996 Wrangler. Isn't he a... 372 00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:18,749 Texas nutjob. The San Antonio office had to cover up those migrant murders. 373 00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:20,513 - I kind of like him. - Of course, 374 00:24:20,585 --> 00:24:23,087 he bumps us with suburban women and white men over 50. 375 00:24:23,171 --> 00:24:24,964 Amazing choice, sir. 376 00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:26,841 Yeah, I totally agree. He's a mensch. 377 00:24:26,924 --> 00:24:28,235 Did I use that word right? Mensch? 378 00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:29,552 You just said he was crazy. 379 00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:31,315 What I meant was we would be crazy 380 00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:33,264 to, you know, not bring him in. 381 00:24:41,063 --> 00:24:44,108 I am surrounded by sycophants and fucking imbeciles. 382 00:24:44,192 --> 00:24:46,295 It's just that you make a lot of really great points, sir. 383 00:24:46,319 --> 00:24:48,487 Deep, just... 384 00:24:54,952 --> 00:24:56,037 Blow A-Train. 385 00:24:58,164 --> 00:24:59,665 What? 386 00:24:59,749 --> 00:25:02,084 I'm not kidding. Go over there, pull out 387 00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:04,754 A-Train's cock and blow him. 388 00:25:11,302 --> 00:25:12,970 Okay. 389 00:25:22,104 --> 00:25:23,439 Get up. 390 00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:47,588 Sex is just a spectrum, right, bro? 391 00:25:47,672 --> 00:25:49,674 Get off your fucking knees. 392 00:25:49,757 --> 00:25:51,968 This is exactly 393 00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:54,011 what I'm talking about. Not one of you 394 00:25:54,095 --> 00:25:57,139 has the stomach to challenge anything I say. 395 00:25:57,223 --> 00:25:59,308 Oh, my God. 396 00:25:59,392 --> 00:26:02,603 I have got to carry this entire fucking company on my shoulders. 397 00:26:02,687 --> 00:26:04,814 You're... right? 398 00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:14,573 I wasn't gonna do it. 399 00:26:17,994 --> 00:26:21,455 {\an8}Homelander faces his toughest opponent yet, our corrupt legal system. 400 00:26:21,539 --> 00:26:23,457 {\an8}Smash that donate button, get a free tote... 401 00:26:23,541 --> 00:26:25,835 {\an8}Roland Keating attacked Homelander's son. 402 00:26:27,670 --> 00:26:32,049 {\an8}The magic of Vought on Ice, coming December 7 at VoughtCoin Arena. 403 00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:34,135 {\an8}Things grew heated between the Starlighter 404 00:26:34,218 --> 00:26:36,595 {\an8}and Hometeamer movements outside the courthouse today. 405 00:26:36,679 --> 00:26:40,308 {\an8}This creep had photos of his quote-unquote "niece" 406 00:26:40,391 --> 00:26:42,101 {\an8}naked in the bathtub. 407 00:26:42,184 --> 00:26:44,729 {\an8}He's an antifa pedo who fucked around and found out. 408 00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:47,372 {\an8}And "an eye for an eye" might be in the Jew section of the Bible, 409 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:48,600 {\an8}but it is still in the Bible. 410 00:27:01,287 --> 00:27:04,123 Yes. Steady. 411 00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:05,249 Good, good. 412 00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:08,961 Yes. 413 00:27:09,045 --> 00:27:14,383 Annie, that was awesome. Look, look. It's a new record. 33 seconds. 414 00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:18,679 Oh, amazing. I can fly 100 feet away from all my cares. 415 00:27:18,763 --> 00:27:20,723 And drain the power grid at the same time. 416 00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:22,974 What would Greta say? 417 00:27:35,071 --> 00:27:37,281 Six months of work, c'est merde! 418 00:27:37,365 --> 00:27:39,325 So the acid didn't work. 419 00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:42,370 We'll think of something else. 420 00:27:42,453 --> 00:27:44,413 Like what? Yeah. 421 00:27:44,497 --> 00:27:48,876 Hey, look, I-I-I totally agree with whatever you said. 422 00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:50,103 No one wants Neuman gone more than me, 423 00:27:50,127 --> 00:27:52,338 and no one knows how dangerous she is for the country. 424 00:27:52,421 --> 00:27:56,717 Yeah, we may never get another shot like that ever again... 425 00:27:56,801 --> 00:27:58,969 - I am really bad at pep talks. - Oh, you think? 426 00:28:01,097 --> 00:28:02,390 All right, I'm out of here. 427 00:28:02,473 --> 00:28:04,642 Recycling bin, motherfucker. 428 00:28:09,772 --> 00:28:11,107 What? 429 00:28:12,858 --> 00:28:14,819 - He blew our cover with Neuman. - Mm-hmm. 430 00:28:14,902 --> 00:28:16,404 He almost got you killed again. 431 00:28:16,487 --> 00:28:17,405 Uh-huh. 432 00:28:17,488 --> 00:28:20,032 You're the only one that wants him here. 433 00:28:20,116 --> 00:28:21,325 We should cut him loose. 434 00:28:21,409 --> 00:28:23,786 We're not cutting him loose. 435 00:28:24,662 --> 00:28:26,080 We're not cutting him loose. 436 00:28:40,261 --> 00:28:43,389 Well, it's a fine time to fucking well bring that up, innit? 437 00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:54,608 It's gonna be a lot harder to do a murder with them cunts around. 438 00:28:54,692 --> 00:28:57,194 Them? Nah. 439 00:28:57,278 --> 00:29:01,991 They're, uh, hand-picked, sort of secret-secret service, so... 440 00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:03,617 I'm surprised you called. 441 00:29:03,701 --> 00:29:05,453 I'm full of surprises, ain't I? 442 00:29:05,536 --> 00:29:07,246 What do you want? 443 00:29:07,329 --> 00:29:12,251 Well, I was thinking that, uh, you and I could scratch each other's backs. 444 00:29:12,334 --> 00:29:15,504 Like when you shot me in the head? 445 00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:18,466 I need a hand to get Ryan away from Homelander. 446 00:29:18,549 --> 00:29:21,135 Is that all? Boy needs a father. 447 00:29:21,218 --> 00:29:22,428 That cunt ain't no father. 448 00:29:22,511 --> 00:29:23,511 And you are? 449 00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:34,732 You're between a cock and a hard place. 450 00:29:34,815 --> 00:29:37,401 I'm going to put you into that posh VP slot, 451 00:29:37,485 --> 00:29:39,695 and he's gonna make sure you spend the next four years 452 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:42,072 grabbing your ankles while he shoves it up your ass. 453 00:29:42,156 --> 00:29:43,866 I think I can handle myself. 454 00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:46,629 Oh, you mean that nasty little virus they cooked you up at Godolkin? 455 00:29:48,621 --> 00:29:50,998 Yeah, I know about it, 456 00:29:51,081 --> 00:29:54,376 and I know it ain't strong enough to kill Homelander yet. 457 00:29:55,586 --> 00:29:57,129 And then there's the hard place. 458 00:29:57,213 --> 00:30:02,092 The full weight of the CIA and my Boys working 24/7 to top you. 459 00:30:03,177 --> 00:30:04,762 You need me. 460 00:30:08,182 --> 00:30:12,520 If I was even gonna think about this... 461 00:30:12,603 --> 00:30:14,730 I'd want a show of good faith. 462 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:17,858 The material Hughie has on me from the Red River Group Home. 463 00:30:17,942 --> 00:30:19,777 That don't stop him from going to the press. 464 00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:21,904 Mm. Stops them from printing it. 465 00:30:21,987 --> 00:30:26,617 Just a wild conspiracy theory from a disgruntled former staffer. 466 00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:30,037 Those are my terms. 467 00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:33,332 You know where to find me. 468 00:30:46,053 --> 00:30:48,847 Motherfucker. I just logged in five minutes ago. 469 00:30:48,931 --> 00:30:50,683 - What's happening? - This shit. 470 00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:52,726 Uh... Oh, okay, yeah, you got to hit 471 00:30:52,810 --> 00:30:54,770 "Keep me logged in." 472 00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:57,106 Sorry. Uh, yeah, "Keep me logged in." 473 00:30:57,189 --> 00:31:01,527 But, uh, spoiler alert, that will not keep you logged in. 474 00:31:06,115 --> 00:31:07,509 This message is for Hugh Campbell. 475 00:31:07,533 --> 00:31:10,452 I'm calling again from New York Central Hospital. 476 00:31:10,536 --> 00:31:11,638 Your father was admitted... 477 00:31:11,662 --> 00:31:14,957 Fuck. Fuck! 478 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,375 Kid? 479 00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:21,422 Sorry. 480 00:31:21,505 --> 00:31:23,507 Dad? I'm... 481 00:31:31,265 --> 00:31:36,562 The Starlight House, a so-called "home for at-risk teens." 482 00:31:36,645 --> 00:31:38,647 Sure. And Jeff Epstein killed himself. 483 00:31:38,731 --> 00:31:42,985 No, the only thing these teens are at risk of is being groomed 484 00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:46,697 and thrown into Starlight's LGBTerror-dungeon. 485 00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:48,699 Child Lives Matter, folks... 486 00:31:48,782 --> 00:31:52,077 It'd be a lot easier to get media coverage if you were there. 487 00:31:52,161 --> 00:31:55,998 Homelander's verdict will 1,000% be innocent, 488 00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:58,417 and I'm not showing up to even dignify that shit. 489 00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:01,962 Annie, I'm happy to organize the protest and-and make the speech, 490 00:32:02,046 --> 00:32:03,464 but no one wants to hear it 491 00:32:03,547 --> 00:32:06,175 'cause it's the Starlighter Movement and I'm not Starlight. 492 00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:08,886 - Well, neither am I. - Then, tell that to her. 493 00:32:11,472 --> 00:32:14,266 The whole reason I quit was to get away from her. 494 00:32:14,350 --> 00:32:16,352 Now, you're killing it with the Starlighters. 495 00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:17,770 You don't need me. 496 00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:20,189 If... just if... you were Starlight, 497 00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:24,068 then maybe we'd drum up some real donations. 498 00:32:24,151 --> 00:32:28,197 I want to help, of course, but as Annie January. 499 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:31,492 No one's donating to the Annie House. It sounds like we sell raisin cookies. 500 00:32:31,575 --> 00:32:33,243 Hey. 501 00:32:33,327 --> 00:32:34,578 Hey. 502 00:32:34,662 --> 00:32:37,331 So, Colin is annoying as hell, 503 00:32:37,414 --> 00:32:40,501 but he has saved my ass more than a few times 504 00:32:40,584 --> 00:32:43,545 over the past few months, so thank you for the rec. 505 00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:45,881 - He's a champ. - Oh, je t'en prie. 506 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:49,051 You know, I can tell this even from our first group meeting. 507 00:32:49,134 --> 00:32:51,345 Anonymous meetings. 508 00:32:51,428 --> 00:32:53,138 Right there in the name. 509 00:32:57,476 --> 00:32:59,269 - Excuse-moi. - Mm-hmm. 510 00:33:09,905 --> 00:33:11,532 Pardon. 511 00:33:15,411 --> 00:33:18,080 I should not have brought up our meetings. 512 00:33:18,163 --> 00:33:19,289 It's okay. 513 00:33:19,373 --> 00:33:23,335 I love my boss knowing I'm an ex-junkie. 514 00:34:49,171 --> 00:34:50,380 Shit. 515 00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:57,179 I am almost never surprised. 516 00:34:58,472 --> 00:35:00,224 May I come in? 517 00:35:05,479 --> 00:35:08,190 - Sister Sage. - Just Sage. 518 00:35:08,273 --> 00:35:11,068 Right. 519 00:35:11,151 --> 00:35:13,278 Vought added the "Sister" part. 520 00:35:13,362 --> 00:35:15,489 Can't have one of us without a racial qualifier. 521 00:35:15,572 --> 00:35:17,908 - Ha. - Never seen you without the suit. 522 00:35:17,991 --> 00:35:19,827 Why incognito? 523 00:35:19,910 --> 00:35:21,763 You know, I would've thought the smartest woman on Earth 524 00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:23,580 would have a nicer place. 525 00:35:23,664 --> 00:35:24,957 Smartest person, 526 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:28,585 and that person's too smart to give a fuck about Pottery Barn. 527 00:35:28,669 --> 00:35:30,921 Okay. Preach, sister. 528 00:35:31,004 --> 00:35:32,214 Well, um... 529 00:35:34,091 --> 00:35:35,884 You're so smart. 530 00:35:35,968 --> 00:35:36,969 Show me. 531 00:35:39,012 --> 00:35:40,055 Show me. 532 00:35:44,017 --> 00:35:45,811 Based on your public appearances, 533 00:35:45,894 --> 00:35:48,939 your stylist is dying your hair more often. 534 00:35:49,022 --> 00:35:50,942 Used to be every month, now it's every 2.4 weeks. 535 00:35:50,983 --> 00:35:52,526 Did she tell you you're going gray, 536 00:35:52,609 --> 00:35:54,069 or is she hiding it? 537 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:56,238 So between that and your enlarged prostate... 538 00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:58,031 - My fucking what? - Look at your hands. 539 00:35:58,115 --> 00:36:00,242 You've been washing them more often, 540 00:36:00,325 --> 00:36:02,995 so likely you've been peeing more often, which makes sense. 541 00:36:03,078 --> 00:36:05,914 You got a lot of power, but you do age. 542 00:36:05,998 --> 00:36:10,294 Plus, there's that small matter your own father almost killed you. 543 00:36:10,377 --> 00:36:12,421 Wow. 544 00:36:14,590 --> 00:36:19,845 Any mouth breather could see you're going through some existential midlife... 545 00:36:19,928 --> 00:36:21,263 whatever. 546 00:36:21,346 --> 00:36:24,308 Pretty ballsy for someone whose power is a party trick. 547 00:36:24,391 --> 00:36:26,476 You are welcome to laser me, 548 00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:29,229 but I'm guessing you need me and my party trick for something. 549 00:36:30,314 --> 00:36:32,816 Hmm. 550 00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:34,067 I need advice. 551 00:36:35,903 --> 00:36:37,237 From someone on my level. 552 00:36:38,363 --> 00:36:42,367 Of course, if you breathe a word of this, I'll pull you apart bit by bit. 553 00:36:42,451 --> 00:36:43,451 Naturally. 554 00:36:43,493 --> 00:36:47,915 God, I've spent my life scaling to the peak of-of Vought. 555 00:36:47,998 --> 00:36:52,544 It's all I ever wanted. And-and... now that I have it... 556 00:36:52,628 --> 00:36:53,921 You're still not happy? 557 00:36:56,423 --> 00:37:01,511 I save people, they cheer. I fucking kill people, they cheer. 558 00:37:01,595 --> 00:37:03,972 It's-it's meaningless. 559 00:37:05,515 --> 00:37:08,852 Humans are nothing. They're, they're less than nothing. 560 00:37:08,936 --> 00:37:11,438 They're just toys for my amusement. 561 00:37:11,521 --> 00:37:14,232 And yet they control everything. 562 00:37:14,316 --> 00:37:15,651 It's unnatural. 563 00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:19,279 What kind of legacy am-am I gonna leave to my son? 564 00:37:19,363 --> 00:37:21,949 A shithole country in a shithole world? 565 00:37:22,032 --> 00:37:23,033 Or something better? 566 00:37:23,116 --> 00:37:27,996 Something... pure and cleansed. 567 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,832 Like... marble. 568 00:37:32,042 --> 00:37:34,628 You do realize that probably won't make you happy, either. 569 00:37:34,711 --> 00:37:35,712 Still. 570 00:37:36,838 --> 00:37:38,715 Tell me how you'd go about it. 571 00:37:40,342 --> 00:37:41,927 Hypothetically. 572 00:37:44,471 --> 00:37:47,432 Well... Greece, 573 00:37:47,516 --> 00:37:52,562 all democracies, they fail because people are fucking stupid. 574 00:37:52,646 --> 00:37:57,693 You don't need an army of Supermen like Nazi bae wanted... so German. 575 00:38:00,737 --> 00:38:04,449 If you crush the masses, who builds your monuments? 576 00:38:04,533 --> 00:38:05,701 Who tongues your taint? 577 00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:07,494 No. 578 00:38:07,577 --> 00:38:11,206 The people will tear it apart themselves, 579 00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:13,500 just got to nudge 'em a little. 580 00:38:13,583 --> 00:38:17,295 Then you get to swoop in, be the one saving it. 581 00:38:19,172 --> 00:38:20,173 Like Caesar. 582 00:38:20,257 --> 00:38:22,467 Like Caesar. 583 00:38:22,551 --> 00:38:24,761 Statistically, it's inevitable. 584 00:38:36,732 --> 00:38:39,359 - I'd like you to join the Seven. - No fucking way. 585 00:38:39,443 --> 00:38:41,319 - Why not? - Because I'm not wearing 586 00:38:41,403 --> 00:38:45,449 some vaguely racist super suit in front of a bunch of clapping seals. 587 00:38:45,532 --> 00:38:49,286 Plus, I'm a Black woman who is a thousand times smarter than you. 588 00:38:49,369 --> 00:38:51,204 Your ego can't handle it. 589 00:38:51,288 --> 00:38:54,458 - I'm pretty smart myself. - See what I mean? 590 00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:56,168 Smart enough to listen. 591 00:38:58,420 --> 00:39:00,213 I mean really listen to you. 592 00:39:01,298 --> 00:39:03,050 You can stay here, 593 00:39:03,133 --> 00:39:06,845 reeking of Taco Bell and loneliness, 594 00:39:06,928 --> 00:39:10,807 or we can put some of your theories into practice on a global scale. 595 00:39:12,934 --> 00:39:15,062 When's the last time you got a chance like that? 596 00:39:24,237 --> 00:39:25,655 Butcher, what are you doing here? 597 00:39:25,739 --> 00:39:27,240 Couldn't sleep. 598 00:39:30,577 --> 00:39:31,995 What about you? 599 00:39:32,079 --> 00:39:35,373 Um, my dad, he, uh, he had a stroke. 600 00:39:35,457 --> 00:39:36,458 Oh, fuck. 601 00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:38,001 I'm sorry to hear that, mate. 602 00:39:38,085 --> 00:39:41,296 Just gonna grab a few things before I get back to him. 603 00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:43,965 - Is he, uh... - I-I don't know. 604 00:39:46,927 --> 00:39:53,350 He-he called me right before it happened, and, um... I didn't pick up. 605 00:39:55,352 --> 00:39:56,520 Why didn't I pick up? 606 00:39:56,603 --> 00:39:58,122 I mean, maybe I could've seen it coming. 607 00:39:58,146 --> 00:39:59,665 - I could... I could've... - No, no, no. Hughie. 608 00:39:59,689 --> 00:40:02,567 Don't beat yourself up about it. There's nothing you could've done. 609 00:40:02,651 --> 00:40:06,446 All he ever wants is to chat about some stupid fucking James Patterson book 610 00:40:06,530 --> 00:40:08,591 that he's reading, and I couldn't even give him that. 611 00:40:08,615 --> 00:40:11,743 And now they're saying that even if he lives... 612 00:40:13,662 --> 00:40:15,413 God. 613 00:40:15,497 --> 00:40:16,998 Yeah, well, I know what I'd want. 614 00:40:17,082 --> 00:40:20,085 Quick lights out. Better than the alternative. 615 00:40:20,168 --> 00:40:23,505 Sitting there, stewing in your mistakes... 616 00:40:25,006 --> 00:40:26,633 ...as you wait out the inevitable. 617 00:40:45,652 --> 00:40:47,821 I hope your old man pulls through. 618 00:40:49,656 --> 00:40:51,950 Thank you. I... Oh. 619 00:40:55,412 --> 00:40:57,038 - Hughie? - Hey. 620 00:40:57,122 --> 00:40:59,332 I'm so sorry. 621 00:40:59,416 --> 00:41:01,710 I got here as soon as I could. 622 00:41:01,793 --> 00:41:03,545 I'm sorry. 623 00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:05,755 I'm okay. 624 00:41:24,191 --> 00:41:25,400 Turn here. 625 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:26,401 - Right here? - Yes. 626 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:30,405 So, what does the CIA think of you wasting their vast resources, 627 00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:32,532 all to hunt down the phone of Todd? 628 00:41:32,616 --> 00:41:34,159 I didn't ask. 629 00:41:34,242 --> 00:41:36,286 Just like I didn't ask you to come, either. 630 00:41:36,369 --> 00:41:40,123 Mm. We are here for you always, mon ami. 631 00:41:49,090 --> 00:41:50,090 Colin? 632 00:41:50,675 --> 00:41:53,762 Why do you ask? 633 00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:55,722 You've been spending a lot of time... 634 00:41:55,805 --> 00:41:58,058 ...together in the bathroom... 635 00:41:58,850 --> 00:42:02,520 Sorry, I should've said something. 636 00:42:02,604 --> 00:42:05,982 But it's complicated. 637 00:42:08,568 --> 00:42:11,947 To be clear 638 00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:14,491 I love you. 639 00:42:14,574 --> 00:42:15,784 {\an8} Moi aussi. 640 00:42:16,117 --> 00:42:18,453 But you and I.. 641 00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:20,413 Are not happening. 642 00:42:20,497 --> 00:42:21,790 I know. 643 00:42:22,207 --> 00:42:25,585 So if Colin makes you happy... 644 00:42:26,378 --> 00:42:28,797 Go be happy. 645 00:42:29,839 --> 00:42:33,093 Yo, white boy spotted. 646 00:42:47,607 --> 00:42:49,293 How's it going, Nick? Here for the meet-up? 647 00:42:49,317 --> 00:42:50,694 Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 648 00:42:50,777 --> 00:42:51,778 Cool. 649 00:42:58,326 --> 00:42:59,595 That's a good question. 650 00:42:59,619 --> 00:43:01,389 - What's that? - She wonders, uh... 651 00:43:01,413 --> 00:43:04,249 how a man such as this win the love of a woman 652 00:43:04,332 --> 00:43:05,458 like Monique, you know? 653 00:43:05,542 --> 00:43:07,144 Oh, he's, uh, he's nice to my daughter. 654 00:43:07,168 --> 00:43:08,646 Come on, there is only one reason. 655 00:43:08,670 --> 00:43:12,132 Todd must be packing some serious heat between his legs. 656 00:43:12,215 --> 00:43:14,926 Seriously, Frenchie, you did not have to come. 657 00:43:15,010 --> 00:43:16,070 Okay, I'm only saying, 658 00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:20,390 the man has some serious Pete Davidson energy over there, no? 659 00:43:25,687 --> 00:43:28,106 - You recognize her? - Not sure. 660 00:43:28,189 --> 00:43:30,942 Hi, fellas. Thanks for making it on such short notice. 661 00:43:31,026 --> 00:43:34,195 He's here, right? Like, in the building here? 662 00:43:35,864 --> 00:43:37,699 This is the best day of my life. 663 00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:40,368 Yeah. 664 00:43:44,289 --> 00:43:47,500 Well, you know, Dirk, I'm not actually holding my breath underwater. 665 00:43:47,584 --> 00:43:49,419 I'm technically breathing underwater. 666 00:43:49,502 --> 00:43:51,338 So it's more impressive. 667 00:43:51,421 --> 00:43:53,631 Mmm. A-Train, try these buffalo ranch bacon blasters. 668 00:43:53,715 --> 00:43:54,716 They're juicy. 669 00:43:54,799 --> 00:43:56,676 Sage. 670 00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:58,261 It's good to see you again. 671 00:43:58,345 --> 00:44:00,025 What the fuck are you doing here? 672 00:44:00,055 --> 00:44:03,183 Homelander's tired of being surrounded by morons. 673 00:44:04,476 --> 00:44:07,103 - Hello, everyone. - Homelander! 674 00:44:07,187 --> 00:44:10,023 I just want to say, it's a huge honor to be here with you. 675 00:44:10,106 --> 00:44:11,649 Right. Now, I can't stay long, 676 00:44:11,733 --> 00:44:15,362 but I heard that you are some of my biggest fans, 677 00:44:15,445 --> 00:44:17,822 supporting me when others turned their backs. 678 00:44:17,906 --> 00:44:19,783 I just wanted to personally say... 679 00:44:19,866 --> 00:44:25,622 thank you for your devotion and your sacrifice. 680 00:44:27,123 --> 00:44:31,586 W... Well, really, it's you who gives so much to... 681 00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:33,797 You people are more than just fans. 682 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:37,717 You're martyrs to the greatest cause on Earth. 683 00:44:37,801 --> 00:44:39,969 - Open it. - You got it. 684 00:44:42,764 --> 00:44:44,808 Whoa. Bats. 685 00:44:44,891 --> 00:44:46,142 Yeah. 686 00:44:47,477 --> 00:44:51,564 I want you to take these bats 687 00:44:51,648 --> 00:44:53,024 and beat these gentlemen to death. 688 00:45:00,365 --> 00:45:04,869 You're funny. 689 00:45:04,953 --> 00:45:09,040 Oh, it's like one of your tests. You want us to say no. 690 00:45:09,124 --> 00:45:10,375 No, Deep. 691 00:45:10,458 --> 00:45:13,086 This is not a test. 692 00:45:13,962 --> 00:45:20,927 I want you to beat these gentlemen to death... now. 693 00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:28,017 I think maybe we should go. 694 00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:30,728 Oh, Jesus! 695 00:45:31,813 --> 00:45:32,814 Mm-hmm. 696 00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:35,150 Oh, shit. 697 00:45:40,530 --> 00:45:41,531 Jesus! 698 00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:54,043 Stay here. 699 00:45:54,127 --> 00:45:56,421 Wait for further instructions. 700 00:46:07,056 --> 00:46:10,643 Yo, what the fuck? That was so fucked-up, you guys. 701 00:46:12,562 --> 00:46:15,190 What the fuck is he doing here? 702 00:46:17,692 --> 00:46:20,862 He should be at his trial, no? 703 00:46:20,945 --> 00:46:22,155 Shit. 704 00:46:25,992 --> 00:46:27,386 {\an8}This exclusive live footage 705 00:46:27,410 --> 00:46:29,913 {\an8}of Homelander arriving at the courthouse just now. 706 00:46:29,996 --> 00:46:31,498 {\an8}The verdict will be read any moment. 707 00:46:31,581 --> 00:46:34,209 {\an8}So stay with us after these important messages. 708 00:46:34,292 --> 00:46:37,521 {\an8}Are you ready to stop reusing your catheter and start living your life? 709 00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:53,353 The verdict's coming. 710 00:46:53,436 --> 00:46:56,105 Jurors are seated. Any second. 711 00:47:09,577 --> 00:47:11,829 Not guilty! 712 00:47:19,963 --> 00:47:21,548 Fuck you, fascist! 713 00:47:49,826 --> 00:47:51,494 From outside the courthouse 714 00:47:51,578 --> 00:47:53,913 where the jury has returned a verdict. 715 00:47:53,997 --> 00:47:55,558 - Homelander is not guilty of murder. - Go. 716 00:47:55,582 --> 00:47:59,711 The scene outside the courthouse is chaotic. 717 00:47:59,794 --> 00:48:02,589 - Homelander and Starlight supporters out en masse... - You got this. 718 00:48:02,672 --> 00:48:04,090 - Go. Go. - Okay, okay. 719 00:48:04,173 --> 00:48:06,676 ...what was a peaceful demonstration has turned violent. 720 00:48:06,759 --> 00:48:09,596 We urge everyone: Stay home... 721 00:48:18,271 --> 00:48:19,897 Colin... 722 00:48:24,527 --> 00:48:25,778 Colin! 723 00:48:30,116 --> 00:48:31,659 You all right? 724 00:48:36,372 --> 00:48:38,875 Colin. Colin. No, no! It's me. 725 00:48:38,958 --> 00:48:40,585 It's me. Come on. 726 00:48:40,668 --> 00:48:44,047 - I'm-I'm okay. I'm okay. - I'm okay. 727 00:48:44,130 --> 00:48:45,673 No. Are you all right? 728 00:48:45,757 --> 00:48:48,801 Sorry, I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. 729 00:49:48,277 --> 00:49:52,615 Everyone, remain calm. We're all very special people. 730 00:49:52,699 --> 00:49:55,576 Stop it. Stop. 731 00:50:10,258 --> 00:50:13,469 Everybody, please, please go home! 732 00:50:13,553 --> 00:50:16,305 We can fight but not like this! 733 00:50:16,389 --> 00:50:18,015 Annie! Annie! 734 00:50:18,099 --> 00:50:19,767 Bitch! 735 00:50:19,851 --> 00:50:21,602 - Fucking traitor! - Hey! Get off of her. 736 00:50:23,646 --> 00:50:26,607 Get off of her! Get off of her. 737 00:50:26,691 --> 00:50:28,151 Kiara. 738 00:50:28,234 --> 00:50:31,612 Kiara. Kiara? 739 00:50:31,696 --> 00:50:34,782 Oh, God. Help! Help, someone help. 740 00:50:34,866 --> 00:50:38,327 Help, please. 741 00:50:38,411 --> 00:50:39,662 Kiara. 742 00:50:46,169 --> 00:50:47,587 Excuse me, pardon me. 743 00:50:47,670 --> 00:50:48,671 I saw it myself. 744 00:50:48,755 --> 00:50:50,548 It was the Starlighters, man. 745 00:50:57,764 --> 00:50:59,599 Please return to your homes. 746 00:50:59,682 --> 00:51:03,186 Please exit the facility in an orderly fashion. 747 00:51:05,229 --> 00:51:08,107 Please exit the facility in an orderly fashion. 748 00:51:08,191 --> 00:51:10,401 Please return to your homes. 749 00:51:13,446 --> 00:51:14,989 {\an8}Justice prevailed today 750 00:51:15,072 --> 00:51:18,576 {\an8}as the jury in Homelander's murder trial handed down a not-guilty verdict. 751 00:51:18,659 --> 00:51:21,829 {\an8}But that moment of national healing was cut tragically short. 752 00:51:21,913 --> 00:51:26,793 {\an8}Violent attacks by Starlight supporters left three innocent patriots dead. 753 00:51:26,876 --> 00:51:30,630 {\an8}Out of respect, we are gonna wait until all families have been notified 754 00:51:30,713 --> 00:51:32,799 {\an8}before we release the names of the victims. 755 00:51:32,882 --> 00:51:35,092 But we know that each of them gave their lives 756 00:51:35,176 --> 00:51:37,512 exercising their constitutional right... 757 00:51:37,595 --> 00:51:40,139 No, let her sleep. 758 00:51:40,223 --> 00:51:42,451 I'll come by first thing in the morning, we'll tell her together. 759 00:51:42,475 --> 00:51:43,768 Yeah. 760 00:51:43,851 --> 00:51:45,412 ...that have saved us over and over 761 00:51:45,436 --> 00:51:48,105 and over, without asking anything in return. 762 00:51:48,189 --> 00:51:49,440 Folks... 763 00:51:55,071 --> 00:51:59,575 Our only solace is that Homelander will remain free to protect us all. 764 00:51:59,659 --> 00:52:03,287 Now that this endless miscarriage of justice is behind him, 765 00:52:03,371 --> 00:52:05,706 Homelander can return his focus to what really matters... 766 00:52:05,790 --> 00:52:07,810 - standing up for the good guys. - You gonna finish that? 767 00:52:07,834 --> 00:52:10,586 - True Americans. - Oh, come on, buddy. 768 00:52:10,670 --> 00:52:12,713 We're supposed to be celebrating. 769 00:52:15,383 --> 00:52:17,510 What's wrong? 770 00:52:17,593 --> 00:52:20,388 No, it... it's nothing. 771 00:52:20,471 --> 00:52:23,474 Come on, now. We-we talked about this. 772 00:52:23,558 --> 00:52:26,519 We have to share everything with each other, 773 00:52:26,602 --> 00:52:32,233 do everything together, until we almost merge into one. 774 00:52:34,151 --> 00:52:37,989 So, you tell me, son. Whatever it is, it's-it's okay. 775 00:52:39,323 --> 00:52:42,451 I don't want Butcher to die. 776 00:52:49,959 --> 00:52:53,129 But even after he abandoned you like that? 777 00:52:53,212 --> 00:52:55,548 That was brutal. 778 00:52:55,631 --> 00:52:57,258 And all those things he said about you. 779 00:52:57,341 --> 00:53:00,428 He said awful, awful things about you. 780 00:53:00,511 --> 00:53:02,305 Just horrible. 781 00:53:04,390 --> 00:53:06,309 My mom loved him. 782 00:53:18,654 --> 00:53:20,615 But what about you? 783 00:53:36,839 --> 00:53:42,303 Noir was right, that was so fucked-up. 784 00:53:42,386 --> 00:53:44,680 You have every right to be upset. 785 00:53:44,764 --> 00:53:46,766 I'm upset for you. 786 00:53:46,849 --> 00:53:49,226 What if we just left? 787 00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:53,773 We could vanish under the waves forever. 788 00:53:55,024 --> 00:53:57,652 Everyone there loves you for you. 789 00:53:57,735 --> 00:54:02,114 As the sweet, sensitive, really strong swimmer you are. 790 00:54:03,658 --> 00:54:07,244 Look at me. 791 00:54:07,328 --> 00:54:09,622 Baby, look at me. 792 00:54:11,248 --> 00:54:14,293 We wouldn't have to hide our love anymore. 793 00:54:14,377 --> 00:54:18,297 We could just be Kevin and Ambrosius. 794 00:55:22,945 --> 00:55:24,572 Mm. 795 00:55:30,786 --> 00:55:35,166 Hey, so, I just finished reading Deadly Cross. 796 00:55:35,249 --> 00:55:38,044 I mean, how does Patterson do it? 797 00:55:38,127 --> 00:55:41,464 I liked it even more than Criss Cross, Cross Justice, 798 00:55:41,547 --> 00:55:43,340 Double Cross, Triple Cross, 799 00:55:43,424 --> 00:55:48,220 Cross Fire, Cross Country, Cross the Line, even Cross My Heart. 800 00:55:48,304 --> 00:55:53,726 You know, so, anyway, lots to talk about. Uh, give me a call. I love you, son. 801 00:56:03,903 --> 00:56:05,696 You get better, okay? 802 00:56:05,780 --> 00:56:11,494 You get better, and I will talk to you for hours about Deadly Cross. 803 00:56:11,577 --> 00:56:14,246 You can read the whole fucking book to me if you want. 804 00:56:16,582 --> 00:56:18,542 Deal? 805 00:56:20,211 --> 00:56:22,213 I really hope you can hear me. 806 00:56:25,341 --> 00:56:27,760 For what it's worth, I think he can. 807 00:56:35,476 --> 00:56:37,103 Mom? 808 00:56:44,610 --> 00:56:46,153 Billy. 809 00:56:48,489 --> 00:56:51,325 You promised me you would take care of Ryan. 810 00:56:52,576 --> 00:56:55,496 Bloody hell, what'd you think I'm trying to do here? 811 00:56:56,705 --> 00:57:00,334 I think you're about to fuck over Hughie, again. 812 00:57:00,417 --> 00:57:02,711 And it's going to blow up in your face, again. 813 00:57:02,795 --> 00:57:06,423 I saved the kid, at the Tower, didn't I? 814 00:57:06,507 --> 00:57:09,927 I had a clean shot at Homelander, game, set and fucking match, 815 00:57:10,010 --> 00:57:11,762 but I chose to save him. 816 00:57:13,514 --> 00:57:15,516 And look where it got us. 817 00:57:16,892 --> 00:57:19,061 You promised me. 818 00:57:20,563 --> 00:57:25,067 If Ryan becomes like Homelander, that's the end of the world. 819 00:57:28,237 --> 00:57:29,989 Don't you think I know that? 820 00:57:30,072 --> 00:57:32,241 You have to find a better way. 821 00:57:35,286 --> 00:57:37,121 What the hell do you want from me, Becca? 822 00:57:43,043 --> 00:57:45,421 Be the man that I married. 823 00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:55,264 That man died a long time ago. 824 00:57:56,265 --> 00:57:58,434 It's too late. 825 00:57:58,517 --> 00:58:00,686 I'm out of time... 826 00:58:30,424 --> 00:58:32,176 Oh, for fuck's sake. 827 00:58:39,141 --> 00:58:41,560 Well, I hope you're happy now.