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["It's like Whoa" playing]

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<i>♪ Whoa
Here we go ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's solid gold
It's like whoa ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I didn't know so much soul
It's like whoa ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I think I like, I want some more
It's like whoa ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Got me got me feelin' like whoa ♪</i>

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<i>♪ So excited feeling like I should
It's like... ♪</i>

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Oh, look who's here!

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Hi.

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- You look like a married woman.
- Hi, doggies.

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Marriage looks good on you.

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- Thank you. It feels good.
- Good.

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It was perfect.

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[Chrishell] Tell us.
How was the wedding night?

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[Mary] Stayed up for a bit...

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- How long?
- [Mary] Had a good time.

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- Oh my God.
- I want to know everything.

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I'll leave some details for just us.
But I'm just glad it all came together.

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The whole thing was perfect.
It couldn't have been more beautiful.

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- [Amanza repeats] It was so gorgeous.
- [Chrishell] I loved it so much!

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- People behaved themselves.
- That is shocking.

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[Amanza] Well...

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Nothing happened at the wedding, but...

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Well, I was filling Amanza in
on the broker's open.

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Apparently,
after you left the broker's open,

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Christine went into the whole group
and was, like, mimicking you.

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And, like, "She was acting
like a fucking idiot."

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She never talks straight.

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So when you don't talk straight,
that makes you look like a fucking idiot.

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- How was I acting like an idiot?
- She was doing her impression of you...

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[gasping]

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She just... [gasping]

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...and talks in circles. She was, like,
"Well, my sister was in town,

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and this and that..." [stutters]

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- And she wouldn't let it go.
- Wow.

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Christine has really revealed
her true colors over the past year or so.

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We were, like, ride or die,

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and hearing that she called me
a fucking idiot is heartbreaking.

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I just didn't think
she would be that person to me.

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Who does that as a friend?
As a woman? As a grown woman?

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- It's very rude.
- Just mocking. My kids don't mock people.

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No. I mean, you don't say that
about a friend or anybody.

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And then don't come the next day
and with flowers and apologize.

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Oh, conveniently forgetting that part.

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I wanted to come here
and apologize for being a total bitch.

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When it comes to me and you,
I don't want fights or constant:

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"Did you hear this?
Do you know what she said?"

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I don't know.
To ask for forgiveness and then...

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mock and make fun. I think it's crazy.

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And Mary tends to let things blow over,

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but Christine's shit?
It won't fly with me.

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I think Christine's completely outta line.

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And then has the balls to show up
at your wedding after, like,

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talking shit about you to everybody,
and then to your face acting like...

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- ...she wanted to make everything all good.
- I didn't even think about that.

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[scoffs]

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[dramatic music rises and fades out]

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<i>♪ Now that I got your attentions
I forgot to mention this is my moment ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm not trying to impress you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ If you like what I do
This is just a preview ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We do what we want
What we want ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We do what we want ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What we want
What we want ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We do what we want ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What we want
What we want ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We do what we want ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What we want ♪</i>

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- [Christine] Hey, babe.
- Hey.

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- [Christine] How's it going?
- Good.

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[repeating] Lookin' good.

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- Good to see you.
- How are you?

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[Christine] Honestly, I love real estate.
I'll always be in it.

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But, you know,
I get a little distracted by my fiancé,

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planning a wedding,
and our extended vacations.

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But this is the type of house
that I get excited about.

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It's sexy, it's fun, it's in a great area.

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If there's anyone that's gonna sell a fun
house like this, might as well be me.

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- [Kaz] What's up?
- Hey. Good to see you.

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- This is Christine.
- Hi, how are you?

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Kaz, nice to meet you. Simba.

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[Christine] Hi, baby. Hi.

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- Hi, how are you? Christine.
- Monika, pleasure. Hi, guys.

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[Christine] Who's this?

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- This is Simba.
- [Christine] Oh, cutie.

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- [Kaz] Hey, Simba.
- [Christine] Wow! This is great, guys.

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Monika wants to co-list
the property with us.

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A co-listing is when a property
is represented by two different brokerages

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or two different agents, and sometimes
it's very advantageous when you can have

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multiple people working for your listing
to help get it sold.

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- [Monika] Thanks for coming.
- It's gorgeous. Thanks for having us.

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[Kaz] Sure, of course.

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- For us to be a dual agency here.
- [Christine, Brett] Yeah.

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Co-listings are generally not my thing.
I don't get along well with others.

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I'm the more experienced agent,
so she needs to follow my lead

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if she wants to get it sold.

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Christine's one of our top agents,
and she knows this area really well.

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She just sold a house down the street.
She'll be a great benefit to us.

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- [Brett] Give us a little background.
- I bought this house back in 2012.

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It was a tear-down,
and I built it from scratch, basically.

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And then in 2016, we finished the house.

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Monika brought up the idea to me.
Maybe you should look into listing it.

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- Good job.
- [all laugh]

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- Always.
- We love that idea, Monika.

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That's why you don't date an agent.

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- You'll never hold onto your properties.
- [Kaz] Lemme show you outside.

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- Yeah.
- Yes, let's see it.

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Wow, guys, this is stunning!

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- [Brett] Cool.
- [Christine] Incredible. Is this LED?

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[Kaz] Yes. It's actually built
on a hydraulic lift

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- that goes up and down.
- [Christine] This is absolutely beautiful.

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What kind of industry are you in?
I'm so curious.

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- [Kaz] I'm a software engineer.
- Are you?

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I used to own a software company,
but I set up my own construction company

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- as a part of this.
- Wow.

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We wanted the ceilings to actually be
16-feet high, but we had to settle at 14.

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- Fourteen's pretty tall.
- Yeah.

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You know what the AC bills are
in a 16-foot-high ceiling?

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True, but a good thing is
I own a solar company,

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so my entire electrical bill
for this whole house is like $22 a month.

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Wow.

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- The master bedroom.
- [Christine] Wow! Love it.

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- [Monika] Open closet, as you can see.
- [Christine] I love the closet.

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I love that the bedroom
overlooks the putting green with the view.

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- This really is gonna sell the house.
- Thank you. Exactly.

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[Christine] Can we play?
How do you do this?

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- [Monika] Yes, we can try it.
- [Brett] Whoever gets closer

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dictates the listing price. You go first.

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[Brett] Okay.

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- [Brett] You serious now?
- [Kaz] It went pretty good.

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- That was so close.
- [Kaz] That was so close.

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[Kaz grumbles]

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- That was good too.
- That's a close one.

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- Christine, you're up.
- Alright, if I get this goal...

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- Goal?
- Whatever it's called. Then you're out

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- and I got the listing. Deal?
- You can have what you want

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- if you make that with a driver.
- [Christine laughs]

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[all laughing]

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- [Monika] Simba got it.
- Okay, golf's over. [laughs]

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[Christine] He won,
so we're on this listing together.

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So, I'm curious what you were thinking
in terms of price point.

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- I'm sure you have something in mind.
- What I'm willing to let it go for

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- is about six million dollars.
- Six is really high.

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But I would go with five-three personally.

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What is your opinion?

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I think we should definitely start
with 5.495

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and then just see what happens.

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By pricing it lower,
it gives us the opportunity

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to be in a potential bidding war situation

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where you could get more than
you initially signed up for.

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So I feel, like, let's be less aggressive
with the price if possible

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to get as many people interested in.
'Cause I'd hate

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- for this beautiful home to sit.
- It's gonna depend a lot

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on what projects I can get into.

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Alright, so...

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- why don't we do 5.495 like you suggested?
- [Monika] Yeah.

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That's a compromise. What offers
you accept are completely up to you.

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We'll work on finding you
another opportunity.

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So it's more enticing for you
to accept a reasonable offer.

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- Okay.
- [Christine giggles]

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- [Brett] Alright, cool.
- [Kaz, Monika] Sounds good. Thanks.

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[Brett] Yeah, pleasure.

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Monika seems nice,
but nice doesn't really sell houses.

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So I'm hoping her and I
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but it seems like I might be
taking the reins on this one.

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["Number One" playing]

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<i>♪ Walk all of the walks
And yeah I'm talking all the talks ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I can play it nice
But I can also do it bad ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Come in nice and close
I'll be the best you ever had. Ha! ♪</i>

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- [music fades out]
- [cell phone rings]

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<i>- </i>Hi.
- [woman] <i>Hello.</i>

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<i>How is everything?</i>

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[Heather] Good. I'm at the office early
before everyone.

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It's actually really peaceful and quiet.
[laughs]

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[Maya]<i> I bet.</i>

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Once all of them come in, it's like a...

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- [Maya] <i>I know.</i>
- ...hurricane.

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<i>Speaking of hurricanes, I'm in Miami.
Thankfully, none here.</i>

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We miss you.

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<i>I know. I have to come back
for an ultrasound check, so...</i>

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- Is everything...
<i>- And also... No, it's all good.</i>

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Pregnancy is going well.

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I'm three months along,

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and I still go back and forth
between LA and Miami.

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But being away from the office
is at times better

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because I just want to avoid the tension.

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<i>How is everything at the office
with Mary and Christine?</i>

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<i>I mean, I know how Christine is.
She does take it sometimes too far.</i>

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It is what it is. I mean...

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<i>I say things and then I'm like, "Shit,
I shouldn't say that. Fine, I'm sorry."</i>

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- You get away with it because you're Maya.
<i>- Because of my accent?</i>

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- [Heather] Yeah.
- [Maya] <i>So here is my advice;</i>

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<i>if you're making
a second bachelorette party, Heather,</i>

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<i>- we better be invited.</i>
- Of course. All the girls will be invited.

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Yeah, no,
my bachelorette party's gonna be epic.

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I love how I'm talking about it.
I'm not even engaged.

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<i>I think it's gonna happen soon.</i>

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- What's up, bitches?
- Who are you talking to?

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- Look at you!
- Maya! Hi!

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- [Maya] <i>Christine.</i>
- You look like the Joker.

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Thank you. I feel like it all the time.
What are you doing?

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[Maya] <i>I'm in Miami,
then I'll be back in a few days.</i>

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Better be back in time
for my birthday, bitch.

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- [Maya] <i>I'll be there.</i>
- Perfect.

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- Yay! Party, party.
- [Christine] You better be there. Excited.

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[Maya] <i>Christine,
I'm digging the vibrant colors.</i>

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Thank you.
I was feeling very Harley Quinn.

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You look super cute. Your boobs look huge.

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- I know, right?
- [Heather] What's going on?

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- I don't know. Just the bra, I think.
- [Heather scoffs]

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- This lighting...
- [Maya] <i>Alright, so...</i>

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I look really bad in this lighting.

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- [Maya]<i> I can't get rid of it.</i>
- Oh my God.

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<i>♪ Oh I know exactly what I like ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh I'm calling for you now it's time ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Once I feel like this, feel like this
I'm not mad about it ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Til I get my fix, get my fix
Gotta have it, have it ♪</i>

217
00:10:11,902 --> 00:10:14,822
[Chrishell] I just got a new listing
in the Valley.

218
00:10:14,905 --> 00:10:17,283
The owner of Coldwater
reached out to me a few weeks ago.

219
00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:20,077
[man over phone] <i>It's Micky.
You dropped some of your materials off</i>

220
00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:23,414
<i>at my construction site.
I was wondering if we could get together</i>

221
00:10:23,497 --> 00:10:26,042
<i>and talk a little bit further
about my property.</i>

222
00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:28,628
I would absolutely love that.

223
00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:30,713
- [man] Good morning.
- Hi, good morning.

224
00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:33,257
- How are you? Good to see you.
- Good to see you in person.

225
00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:36,218
How about we say 4.399?

226
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,447
- We have a deal. Thank you for coming.
- We have a deal.

227
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:41,474
This house is incredible,
but I have learned the hard way

228
00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:44,060
that incredible houses
don't sell themselves.

229
00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:47,146
I have to stay on my A game,
and the staging on this property

230
00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:48,648
has got to be perfect.

231
00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:53,277
<i>♪ I'm all about it, I'm all about it ♪</i>

232
00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:56,238
[music fades out]

233
00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:57,698
Hello.

234
00:10:58,407 --> 00:10:59,700
Wow!

235
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:02,745
- Hi.
- Hi. This looks so good.

236
00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:03,913
[Odelia] Thank you.

237
00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:06,791
[Chrishell] I love these chairs.

238
00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:09,460
I really love all the warm colors
you brought in

239
00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:12,797
with the browns and the wood,
because it's just a lot of white.

240
00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,090
I love how you did that.

241
00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:17,927
Now I have to figure out how to copy this
when I'm at my house.

242
00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:20,888
- Take a picture. [laughs]
- I know, I should.

243
00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:23,933
Odelia has been staging homes
for a really long time,

244
00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:26,769
and I, unfortunately,
just don't have that designer eye.

245
00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:28,604
And I'm slowly learning,

246
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,816
because my husband, Justin,
and I bought our dream home

247
00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:34,652
and I definitely need
to find some things to warm it up,

248
00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:37,321
and to just kinda put
our own personal touch on it.

249
00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:40,199
Then we'll add some wine in there.

250
00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:42,618
When we sell the house,
we can have some of the wine.

251
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:43,953
Definitely.

252
00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:46,414
[Odelia] Well,
we can take a look upstairs.

253
00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:48,749
[Chrishell] Okay.
I can't wait to see what you did.

254
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,603
[Odelia] It's not finished completely.

255
00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:53,879
Now we're gonna put a different sofa
with an animal rug

256
00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:55,941
- and a coffee...
- Like, a little seating area here?

257
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,216
- [Odelia] Yeah.
- Okay, great.

258
00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:03,139
[Odelia] And then we have the balcony.
It's huge.

259
00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:07,101
[Chrishell] Oh, nice.
Beautiful day, beautiful view.

260
00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:12,064
This is gonna be
one of my major selling points right here.

261
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,483
This house is gorgeous.

262
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:18,863
And just like Laurelwood,
it <i>is</i> going to have its own challenges

263
00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:23,075
taking on another house of this caliber
because it is on a difficult street.

264
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:28,247
I need to find the right buyer, and I hope
since I got the owner down in price,

265
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,082
it won't be too difficult to sell.

266
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,793
["Rise Up" playing]

267
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:35,713
<i>♪ We rise up
But stay down ♪</i>

268
00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:38,215
<i>♪ They know it's on when we come around ♪</i>

269
00:12:38,674 --> 00:12:41,761
<i>♪ We rise up
But back down ♪</i>

270
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:44,638
<i>♪ 'Cause we know what we got
When we got it like that ♪</i>

271
00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:47,141
<i>♪ We rise up
But we stay down... ♪</i>

272
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:48,934
Hi, Monika.

273
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:50,478
- Hi, Christine.
- How are you?

274
00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:52,354
I'm good, how are you?
Oh my God, so good...

275
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:54,583
- So good to see you.
- [Monika] So good seeing you too.

276
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:58,027
Monika came to me because she's looking
for marketing expertise.

277
00:12:58,110 --> 00:12:59,870
And I feel like
she came to the right person,

278
00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:03,449
because if there's anyone that knows
how to grab attention, it's me.

279
00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:07,661
I've been doing some research
and thinking of really cool ways

280
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:09,955
that we can get people up to Mt. Olympus.

281
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:14,502
So I thought we should throw
a really, really cool event

282
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:15,920
just to get people there.

283
00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:17,963
What do you think about a twilight?

284
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:20,549
I always like twilight.
I think that twilight's a great idea.

285
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:24,345
I kinda want to show you ideas,
because I've done a few parties in my day.

286
00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:29,141
I like to do fun and interesting things,
like popcorn with me.

287
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:32,645
That's my face, obviously.
Then I've done lighters. That's my face.

288
00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:35,022
We don't have to do that,
but I'm just saying,

289
00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:36,941
flowers and candies and...

290
00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:40,027
you know, like, really cool lights and...

291
00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:42,321
- smoky cocktails.
- Maybe.

292
00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:44,740
[Christine] I mean...
we don't have to have acrobats.

293
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,660
- [Christine] I had a zebra here...
- That's a bit, yeah, too much.

294
00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:51,914
So no zebras. Okay. No zebras. Right.
So maybe, like, uh...

295
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:54,458
...like, peacocks?

296
00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:57,253
Mm. Maybe no birds.

297
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:58,379
So no animals?

298
00:13:58,462 --> 00:14:00,172
- [Monika] And then... No animals.
- Okay.

299
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:02,049
I just want something more simple.

300
00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:05,177
Maybe some cupcakes... food.

301
00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:07,930
[Christine] Plain and simple
doesn't get the house sold.

302
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:09,515
I'm here to go over-the-top

303
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:12,059
and get some agents
into the broker's open.

304
00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:13,394
Like... You like burgers?

305
00:14:13,477 --> 00:14:15,104
- I love... Yeah, of course.
- Okay.

306
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:18,941
So then I had a twist on burgers,
and I thought,

307
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:24,697
"How cool would it be to get people there
with a really, really fun slogan?"

308
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:28,534
What if we did "Burgers and...

309
00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:29,617
Botox"?

310
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:32,621
"Burgers and Botox."

311
00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:36,584
I don't think you have to market
specifically for Botox,

312
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:39,062
'cause then it's gonna be known as
the Botox house, you know?

313
00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:42,339
- [music comes to a halt]
- I'd <i>love</i> to live in a Botox house!

314
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:46,468
That pool would be my fountain of youth.
And I'd float. 'Cause of these jugs.

315
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:47,469
Perfect.

316
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:51,849
Let's do our best to kind of, you know,
come meet in the middle.

317
00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:56,020
Let's make something fabulous
and just get this property sold.

318
00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:58,147
- Definitely. I trust you...
- I'm excited.

319
00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:01,734
- ...not all the way, but I trust you.
- [both laughing]

320
00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:06,030
["Olly Anna" playing]

321
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:09,950
<i>♪ Never seen a girl like me
Never seen a girl like me, so free ♪</i>

322
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:13,829
<i>♪ Never seen a girl like me
I bet you ain't never seen a girl like me ♪</i>

323
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,081
[music fades out]

324
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,833
- [Mary] How are you?
- Good, how are you?

325
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,687
[Maya] Nick Jonas just bought
in the Valley for 17 million, by the way.

326
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:22,588
On 15th, south of the Boulevard.

327
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:25,424
[Jason] And his brother, the other Jonas,
bought something too.

328
00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:28,177
Joe. They both bought in the Valley.
Over ten million.

329
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,511
- [Maya] Yeah.
- [Jason] Hm.

330
00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:32,264
The Valley. Interesting.

331
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:34,377
[Heather] Why isn't this working?

332
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:38,062
Do you guys know how to spell that word
cahoots, like, in cahoots?

333
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:41,065
- [Maya] What is cahoots?
- You know what it is.

334
00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:44,026
- Cahoots?
- Like C-A-H-O-U-T-S?

335
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:46,028
- [Jason] C-A-H-O-O-T-S?
- [Heather] Yes.

336
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:50,032
I put C-A-H-U-T-E-S,
but Google's not working right now.

337
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:52,177
- What is cahoots?
- [Chrishell] It means you're in...

338
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:54,930
- Working together with someone.
- [Chrishell]... something with someone.

339
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,455
Cahoots. I never heard that.

340
00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:58,916
In cahoots.
Like, they're in cahoots with each other.

341
00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:02,836
[Heather] Oh, C-A-H-O-O-T-S.

342
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:05,296
Cahoots.

343
00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:06,714
[Amanza] Hi.

344
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:09,861
- [Heather] Hi.
- How long have I worked here?

345
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:12,304
I still always... Either push or pull,

346
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,723
I do the opposite
and, like, run into the door.

347
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:18,102
[Heather] Ladies, are you guys all going
to Christine's birthday?

348
00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:19,645
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm going.

349
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:21,270
[Mary] Yeah.

350
00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:26,902
- It'll be fun. Right?
- She said there is a tarot lady coming.

351
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,186
- Really?
- I'm curious to see.

352
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:30,280
[Brett] Are our invites coming by email,

353
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,801
- or how is that working?
- [Maya] I don't think you're invited.

354
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,493
- [Heather] No.
- [Maya] Girls only.

355
00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:37,180
- [Brett] I'm just messing.
- Sorry. You wouldn't have fun anyways.

356
00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:38,497
It's cool. It's probably true.

357
00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:41,583
Jason and Brett aren't really into
tarot card reading.

358
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,585
I was never doing one. I never did one.

359
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,879
[Chrishell] One time
I got my tarot card reading,

360
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:49,383
she was like, "Oh, you have a big split
in your lifeline."

361
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:51,677
That puts a damper on things.

362
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:54,221
That was a long time ago,
so obviously it's not true.

363
00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:57,099
You can't go to the tarot card reader
at the Kentucky County Fair.

364
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,643
[Jason] I'm willing to have
any conversation in this office,

365
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,562
but I cannot deal
with hearing about psychics.

366
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:04,523
Wait, I see this conversation ending.

367
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:06,734
- [all laughing]
- [Maya] Oh my God.

368
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:10,654
Does anyone know
why we have lines in our palms?

369
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:12,656
[Maya] I don't know.

370
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,199
[Amanza] So, they can move?

371
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,744
Yeah, but there's other lines
where they don't bend.

372
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:19,067
- Anything that bends has a crease.
- [Heather] Oh, wait.

373
00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:22,958
You haven't talked to Christine, have you?
About anything?

374
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,042
Mm-mm.

375
00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:26,604
- Not yet.
- [Amanza] You feel comfortable going

376
00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:28,047
- to her party after...
- Mm...

377
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:30,215
It's gonna be awkward.

378
00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:35,179
I mean, we haven't talked.
But I mean, I'm not gonna not go. But...

379
00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:38,307
am I gonna wanna go to her birthday?
[scoffs]

380
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,767
Maybe to, uh...

381
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,936
give her a little birthday... cake.
[laughs]

382
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:46,857
- Do a... Oh, Jesus. Okay.
- [Amanza] I'm kidding. No.

383
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:48,567
Maybe I'll just leave it as a...

384
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,819
[Mary] Maybe? Yeah.

385
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:53,072
I'll check the maybe box.

386
00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:56,700
["Ordinary" playing]

387
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:05,709
<i>♪ Feel like I'm in a new world
When I'm with ya ♪</i>

388
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:09,379
<i>♪ Do I, do I, do I like you
Like you... ♪</i>

389
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:12,549
The Oppenheim Group
is getting more listings in Beverly Hills.

390
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:15,219
The homes are bigger, the land is bigger,

391
00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:17,179
and the commission is bigger.

392
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,226
But the brokers are still small.

393
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,478
AKA Brett. [scoffs]

394
00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:25,813
That's mean. Oh my God.

395
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:30,025
<i>♪ You're classic, one of a kind ♪</i>

396
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:34,571
<i>♪ You're magic
There's nothing ordinary 'bout you ♪</i>

397
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:36,073
[under breath] Oh, shit.

398
00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:38,117
- I almost fell.
- [Brett] Hi. Nice.

399
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,785
[Heather] Story of my life. What's up?

400
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:43,080
- That's a nice little getup, right here.
- Thanks. Do I look like a boss?

401
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:46,875
[Brett] You do look like a boss. I might
let you boss me around in that outfit.

402
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,729
- Although I'm looking pretty boss-like.
- You'd like that, wouldn't you?

403
00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:52,214
Is that a woman's suit or a man's suit?
[laughs]

404
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:54,216
Are you married to Santa Claus?

405
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:55,717
Shut up. This is hot.

406
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,761
It is hot, I'm just busting your boat.

407
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,532
[Heather] Okay, I gotta ask.
I've been hearing some rumors

408
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:03,142
that you're going on a date
with some chick, is this serious?

409
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,411
- Is it a big deal I'm going on a date?
- Yes. I've heard.

410
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:06,562
I am going on a date, yes.

411
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:09,231
It is a big deal because you don't date.
You don't do this.

412
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:11,441
- That's true.
- Are you nervous though?

413
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,318
No, I'm 42 yeas old. I'm an adult.

414
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:15,571
I can go on a date and not be nervous.

415
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,239
What, you wanna see me nervous?

416
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,700
I wanna see you, like,
get deep a little bit.

417
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:22,494
We'll see how it goes.
I don't know what to tell you.

418
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,580
If she's really cool,
then maybe I'll "get deep."

419
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:28,917
- Not in that way.
- Depending on... [laughs]

420
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:32,462
[Heather] My clients will be here soon.
They're driving up from Orange County.

421
00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:37,384
They need a family home, so I think
this could be really good for them. Yay!

422
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,678
- Hi.
- Hi.

423
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:41,780
[Heather] Watch your feet in the grass.

424
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,158
- [Heather] Hi!
- Nice to see you.

425
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,767
- You too.
- Thanks for driving up here. Sorry.

426
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,246
- [man] Hi, nice to see you.
- Hi, thanks for coming up here.

427
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,622
- Come meet Brett.
- How's it going?

428
00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:52,292
- Hey, how you doing? Pleasure to meet you.
- Good to meet you. Brett.

429
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:53,317
[woman] Nice to meet you.

430
00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:56,504
- Thanks for driving up here.
- [Heather] They're friends of Tarek and...

431
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:59,823
they're looking to relocate up to LA
and Beverly Hills area.

432
00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:02,701
[Brett] I love it. You got the hotel
about a hundred feet that way.

433
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:08,248
This is one of the biggest homes on
one of the biggest lots in all of 90210.

434
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,751
You've got
a full championship-size tennis court.

435
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:12,127
Basketball, as well.

436
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:16,965
Deep pool. It was built in the '80s,
so it's legit old-school deep pool.

437
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,508
Huge grass area.

438
00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:22,054
The old owners had about 500 people here
at the after-parties for the Oscars.

439
00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:23,680
You can entertain as much as you want.

440
00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:26,124
You cover the pool
and you can just host any party you want.

441
00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:28,143
It's really beautiful back here.

442
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,622
Help yourselves to the entire house.
Make yourselves at home.

443
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,940
- [woman] Okay. Thank you.
- [Heather] Alright, you guys.

444
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:34,357
[man] Pleasure.

445
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:37,819
[Brett] Look at the scale of this house
from here. I love this view of the house.

446
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:42,282
It has a little bit of work, to be honest
with you. The bathrooms need updating.

447
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:45,176
[Brett] We can talk about the bathrooms
when we talk about price.

448
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:47,287
I agree,
the bathrooms could be updated a little,

449
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,331
but the scale of the upstairs
is incredible.

450
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:50,894
- Yeah. Very roomy.
- The closet space

451
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,518
you were asking about, it's incredible.

452
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:56,255
[Heather] This is the living room. There's
two other great rooms to show you guys.

453
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:59,675
My relationship with Tarek
is still going very strong.

454
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:03,136
We split our time between West Hollywood
and down in Orange County.

455
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,596
I love living with him,

456
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,724
I love playing house,
but I'm still focusing on my career.

457
00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:10,602
["Feels Like (Woohoohoohoohoo)" plays]

458
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:13,981
<i>♪ When you got that thing
You got to own it... ♪</i>

459
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:17,919
- [man] That chandelier's pretty amazing.
- [Heather] Isn't it? I can see if it comes

460
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:20,779
with the house.
Do you cook, Lauren? You do, right?

461
00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:22,257
- [Lauren] I do.
- Is she good, Rene?

462
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,574
- She kills it in the kitchen.
- You better say that.

463
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,159
She does a really good job.

464
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:30,330
I love the gold accents,
I feel like it gives a very, like, sexy...

465
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:33,208
- vintage...
- I love these countertops.

466
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:38,839
- So this could be game room, playroom.
- [Lauren] Playroom.

467
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:41,967
- [Heather] Kinda like a everything room.
- [Rene] Oh wow.

468
00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:45,846
- [Rene] I could see my office in here.
- Yeah? Big office, Rene, huh?

469
00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:48,056
I love all the natural light in here too.

470
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,392
Right?
The house has great character, right?

471
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:52,395
I think we're a little stuck
on the style though.

472
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:54,855
I don't feel the, like, "This is the one."

473
00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:56,940
[Heather] Okay, whatever.
Let's keep looking then.

474
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:59,693
- Thank you for coming.
- [Lauren] Thank you. Great to see you.

475
00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:02,496
- I'll see you soon. Let's do dinner soon.
- [Rene] Great to see you.

476
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:03,905
We have interest in the house.

477
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,366
- Good.
- I have an agent that I work with,

478
00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:08,076
but usually I do my own negotiations.

479
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,162
- So she's pretty good with it.
- Okay.

480
00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:12,098
- I'm game with that.
- [man] I appreciate that.

481
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:14,458
We'll get something done. Alright?
Pleasure to meet you.

482
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:16,311
- [woman] Nice to meet you.
- Beautiful house.

483
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:17,627
- Glad you like it.
- Thank you.

484
00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:19,671
[Brett] This is my colleague, Heather.

485
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:21,298
[all] Hi, nice to meet you.

486
00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:23,141
- I'm Heather.
- Hi, Simon. nice to meet you.

487
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:27,530
- [Heather] What do they think of it?
- They like it.

488
00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:29,073
- [Heather] Yeah?
- What's not to like?

489
00:22:29,097 --> 00:22:31,266
Of course, Brett has a potential offer.

490
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:34,478
Brett's funny because Brett will, like,
sell a few homes

491
00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:36,801
and then never come to the office
or take a little vacay.

492
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:39,441
And, like, Brett works hard,
but hardly works.

493
00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:40,650
So...

494
00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:42,944
["I'm Doing Me" playing]

495
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:46,198
<i>♪ Look what am I doin'
I'm doin' me ♪</i>

496
00:22:46,281 --> 00:22:50,660
<i>♪ Uh uh uh oh wo-o-o-o ♪</i>

497
00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:53,163
<i>♪ Look what am I doin'
I'm doin' me ♪</i>

498
00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:55,749
- So cute. The skulls are so Christine.
- I know.

499
00:22:55,832 --> 00:22:57,250
- Hi, guys.
- Hi.

500
00:22:57,334 --> 00:23:01,171
<i>♪ Save yourself the struggle
Cause there ain't nobody like me ♪</i>

501
00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:08,720
<i>♪ Yeah that's how we do
You know that you feelin' it too ♪</i>

502
00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:10,514
- Hi!
- [Christine] Hi.

503
00:23:10,597 --> 00:23:12,057
Don't get up, pregnant lady.

504
00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:14,476
[Christine] Hi, ladies.

505
00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:18,230
Of course,
I feel extremely hurt and offended

506
00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:22,025
by Christine calling me a fucking idiot.

507
00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:25,904
But I'm going to make an effort
and put on a happy face for her birthday.

508
00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:30,033
[Maya] I just read today that the FDA said
that the silicone implants

509
00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:32,119
are very highly cause of cancer.

510
00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:34,788
- Silicone boobs?
- [Christine] I have saline.

511
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:37,249
[Maya] You have saline?
Fuck, I have silicone.

512
00:23:37,332 --> 00:23:38,959
[Amanza] No, mine are silicone. Yeah.

513
00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:42,271
- [Maya] I don't know, mine was...
- You guys are all getting recalled.

514
00:23:42,295 --> 00:23:43,547
[Heather] Mine are saline...

515
00:23:43,797 --> 00:23:46,675
[Christine] Oh, that catches on fire...
Love it.

516
00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:49,172
- [Heather] That's what it is.
- [man] We use this...

517
00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:51,888
- [Maya] Don't try this at home, ladies.
- How cute is that?

518
00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:56,059
- [all] Cheers. Happy birthday, Christine.
- [laughter]

519
00:23:56,726 --> 00:23:58,145
Oh, interesting.

520
00:23:58,687 --> 00:24:00,147
Excuse me, is that one vegan?

521
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:02,232
- [Davina laughs] Okay.
- [woman] Davina...

522
00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:03,859
Hey.

523
00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:05,527
Are you my present?

524
00:24:05,610 --> 00:24:07,904
- I am your present!
- Oh my God, I love you.

525
00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:10,866
- [Christine] It's so nice to meet you.
- It's so good to meet you guys.

526
00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:14,244
Davina thought it would be really great
for me to come and

527
00:24:14,661 --> 00:24:17,205
for your birthday, tarot reading.

528
00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:18,540
I also do hands.

529
00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:21,084
We're gonna start with Christine
'cause it's her birthday.

530
00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:24,546
Go like this with your hands really quick.
Do you see how your fingers do this?

531
00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:26,399
- They bend right here.
- [Christine] Uh-huh.

532
00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:27,716
So that is your power finger.

533
00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:31,178
- Is that why I yell at bitches like this?
- [Mischel] Yes. But...

534
00:24:31,928 --> 00:24:32,928
But...

535
00:24:33,388 --> 00:24:35,640
- sometimes you bend for people.
- [Mary] Oh my God.

536
00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:37,225
Like, over in the bedroom?

537
00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:39,019
- Maybe.
- [Christine] I do that.

538
00:24:39,102 --> 00:24:40,979
- [Mischel] You are very loyal.
- Very.

539
00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:43,398
- [Davina] Yep.
- To a fault almost.

540
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:44,858
[Mischel] You hate drama.

541
00:24:44,941 --> 00:24:48,320
Like, you really do.
You hate drama. No, it's true.

542
00:24:48,403 --> 00:24:51,740
- [Heather] Yeah, she's right.
- Has Christine had a hand transplant?

543
00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:52,699
[women laughing]

544
00:24:52,782 --> 00:24:55,452
Just because you're good at something
doesn't mean you like it.

545
00:24:55,535 --> 00:24:57,375
[Mischel] This is a part
of ultimate happiness.

546
00:24:57,454 --> 00:25:00,749
I'm not sure how much Davina paid
for this "psychic,"

547
00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:02,584
but she clearly needs
to get her money back.

548
00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:03,667
Sorry.

549
00:25:04,127 --> 00:25:06,004
Hey, you will have your turn.

550
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:11,218
Sit in your corner,
you will have your turn.

551
00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:15,305
Okay. Oh!

552
00:25:15,388 --> 00:25:17,891
[Christine gasps]
I love that card already. The devil.

553
00:25:17,974 --> 00:25:20,018
So the devil's
about instant gratification.

554
00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:23,980
- [Mischel] So...
- [women laughing]

555
00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:27,067
[Mischel] I like her little giggle.
I think I need to do you next.

556
00:25:27,150 --> 00:25:29,486
Oh, yeah!

557
00:25:29,569 --> 00:25:30,695
[Mischel] Let's see...

558
00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:34,783
[Mischel] Oh, of course.
You are super independent,

559
00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:38,662
but the thing that keeps you
from actually figuring out

560
00:25:38,745 --> 00:25:40,163
what makes you happy

561
00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:43,124
is that you've disconnected
from your feelings.

562
00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,961
You're really good at being like,
"I'm good, I'm fine."

563
00:25:46,461 --> 00:25:48,731
- [Maya] Sound like you.
- [Davina] Does that sound right?

564
00:25:48,755 --> 00:25:53,093
So the tarot card reader has informed me
that I'm very good at hiding my emotions.

565
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,846
I don't know that that's the case
with Christine and her bullshit.

566
00:25:56,930 --> 00:26:00,809
[Mischel] Okay, you can relax.
So your need is passion.

567
00:26:00,892 --> 00:26:03,979
- You need someone that adores you.
- [Davina] I think you got that.

568
00:26:04,062 --> 00:26:07,566
Oh wow, you are super independent.
You have hands like a surgeon.

569
00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:11,714
- [Mischel] Seriously.
- [Amanza] Thought it was my turn again.

570
00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:14,573
Sometimes you're a little weird.

571
00:26:16,741 --> 00:26:18,994
[Amanza repeating] Davina?

572
00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:21,997
- [Christine] Oh, that is so true!
- [Chrishell] That is so true!

573
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:25,625
- [Amanza] Really?
- [Mischell] Okay. That's interesting. So...

574
00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:28,169
you have two different emotional needs.

575
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:31,506
What's interesting about you
is that people meet this girl,

576
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:33,633
the "Hi!" Right?

577
00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:34,551
[laughter]

578
00:26:34,634 --> 00:26:37,971
And then when you get to know her,
it's more like, "Hey."

579
00:26:38,638 --> 00:26:39,472
That's good.

580
00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:41,033
- [Heather] I like that.
- [Maya] Yeah.

581
00:26:41,057 --> 00:26:42,559
- Nice.
- [Chrishell] That's good.

582
00:26:42,642 --> 00:26:45,937
So what she's saying
is Chrishell is two-faced.

583
00:26:46,354 --> 00:26:47,814
Damn, that tarot reader's good.

584
00:26:47,897 --> 00:26:49,577
[Mischel] In your work it's about passion.

585
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:50,859
You have to be excited,

586
00:26:50,942 --> 00:26:53,320
it has to be interesting,
or you get bored.

587
00:26:53,778 --> 00:26:55,697
In your personal life, you like freedom.

588
00:26:57,157 --> 00:26:59,743
So, like, your home is your comfort oasis.

589
00:26:59,826 --> 00:27:00,952
- Yes.
- [Mischel] Okay.

590
00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:03,180
- [Heather] Do I get to pick a card?
- [Mischel] Yes.

591
00:27:03,204 --> 00:27:05,749
- [all giggling]
- Oh my God, it's one of my favorite cards.

592
00:27:05,832 --> 00:27:08,668
No, it really is. 'Cause it's so cute.

593
00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:11,212
- It's an animal.
- So this is the card of speed.

594
00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:12,797
So things are moving fast.

595
00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:13,715
[Heather] True!

596
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:17,385
- [Christine repeating] Oh my God!
- [all clapping]

597
00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:20,513
[Christine] This bitch meets someone
and she's like,

598
00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:23,058
"We're getting married tomorrow,
we're in love."

599
00:27:23,141 --> 00:27:24,934
Oh my God, that's perfect for you.

600
00:27:25,018 --> 00:27:28,521
So ladies,
it was so nice to hang out with you all.

601
00:27:28,605 --> 00:27:30,315
[all] Thank you.

602
00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:32,918
- Happy birthday.
- [Christine] It was so wonderful.

603
00:27:32,942 --> 00:27:34,986
I hope everybody learned something.

604
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:36,738
[all] Bye.

605
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:40,325
She's really, really good. Really good.

606
00:27:40,408 --> 00:27:43,078
I like the fact that she said
you don't like drama.

607
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:46,956
The reality is I never start the drama,
I just finish it.

608
00:27:47,415 --> 00:27:49,042
[Amanza] I think what happens is

609
00:27:49,125 --> 00:27:53,630
a situation occurs, you react.
When you have time, you're like,

610
00:27:53,713 --> 00:27:55,715
"Okay, maybe that wasn't
the best way to react."

611
00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:57,399
- I disagree.
- [Amanza] And you don't...

612
00:27:57,425 --> 00:27:59,135
But then you come and you go,

613
00:27:59,219 --> 00:28:01,346
"Maybe I shouldn't have been,
like, this way. Maybe."

614
00:28:01,429 --> 00:28:03,282
No, I disagree.
The way that I think about it...

615
00:28:03,306 --> 00:28:05,826
- [Amanza] That's what it seems like.
- ...is I'm like, "Maybe I shouldn't have

616
00:28:05,850 --> 00:28:08,228
said it that harshly."
However, my feelings...

617
00:28:08,311 --> 00:28:10,391
- How's that different?
- I don't regret what I said.

618
00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:12,941
But delivery can change
the words completely, you know?

619
00:28:13,024 --> 00:28:14,150
[Christine] Totally. Yeah.

620
00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:16,444
It's not the way you say it,
it's how you say it. Right?

621
00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:21,908
I agree. And sometimes I say things
because I'm so blunt and I'm so honest,

622
00:28:21,991 --> 00:28:24,327
and I'm like,
"I just feel this way, and this way."

623
00:28:24,411 --> 00:28:28,957
- So, you came to the bridal parlor...
- I don't know what you're talking about.

624
00:28:29,457 --> 00:28:32,711
...and wanted to apologize for what
happened at the broker's open.

625
00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:36,548
And you were like,
"It was just about, what happened

626
00:28:36,631 --> 00:28:38,842
at the bachelorette party, blah, blah."

627
00:28:38,925 --> 00:28:42,345
And I was like,
"Okay, I can see your side."

628
00:28:42,429 --> 00:28:45,140
And I also see Mary's side.
And Mary's my best friend.

629
00:28:46,516 --> 00:28:47,434
Tough situation.

630
00:28:47,517 --> 00:28:50,937
Totally, I know.
And you wanna be there for your friend...

631
00:28:51,020 --> 00:28:54,232
But then I go away from the situation

632
00:28:54,315 --> 00:28:59,404
and then I hear at the wedding
that when you guys tried to talk it out,

633
00:28:59,487 --> 00:29:02,115
you were like,
"She was acting like a fucking idiot."

634
00:29:02,198 --> 00:29:06,077
- Who calls their friend a fucking idiot?
- I can call her whatever I want.

635
00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:10,039
You can't call me whatever you want
and still expect to be friends, but...

636
00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:12,584
I can call you whatever I want
if I feel that way.

637
00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:15,795
- I said, "And still expect to be friends."
- I don't know at this point.

638
00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:18,506
- I don't know what to say.
- All you keep saying is...

639
00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,049
Didn't they talk about it?

640
00:29:20,133 --> 00:29:21,551
[Mary] ...what's the word?

641
00:29:21,634 --> 00:29:25,054
[Davina] She came to the bridal shop
and I thought you talked about it then.

642
00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:28,016
Oh, she didn't say,
"I called Mary a fucking idiot,

643
00:29:28,099 --> 00:29:29,934
and now I'm apologizing for that."

644
00:29:30,018 --> 00:29:32,187
You're such a liar.

645
00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:36,816
Why would I come there to apologize
if I didn't own up to what I said?

646
00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:39,986
We need to take this down a notch.
Like, Amanza, I love you,

647
00:29:40,069 --> 00:29:42,864
and thank you so much.
Christine, this is your birthday party

648
00:29:42,947 --> 00:29:44,949
and I don't agree
with what's going on right now,

649
00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:47,285
but it's your birthday party
and we'll put a pin in it.

650
00:29:47,368 --> 00:29:50,455
I love everybody,
and let's, please continue...

651
00:29:52,332 --> 00:29:55,168
celebrating Christine's birthday.
Okay, babe? I love you.

652
00:29:55,251 --> 00:29:56,795
Well, now I don't know if we can.

653
00:29:56,878 --> 00:30:00,799
["Pretty Little Lies" playing]

654
00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:07,680
<i>♪ Do you believe
Or are they just pretty little lies? ♪</i>

655
00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:12,393
<i>♪ Caught in a riptide
Lost in a sea ♪</i>

656
00:30:13,686 --> 00:30:17,690
<i>♪ Of pretty little lies ♪</i>

657
00:30:18,566 --> 00:30:22,445
<i>♪ Of pretty little lies ♪</i>

658
00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:27,367
<i>♪ Of pretty little lies ♪</i>


