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Meet the Gang Con, the boys are here,
the boys to entertain you.

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With music and laughter to help you on
your way to raising the rafters with a

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hey, hey, hey.

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With songs and sketches and jokes on
anew, with us about you and Phil Blue.

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meet the Gang Con, the boys are here,
the boys to entertain you.

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B -O -B -O -Y -S, boys to entertain you.

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my boob. Is that that?

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What's that, Tully?

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Not very cosy, is it?

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Well, on the bright side, sunshine.

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No upholstery, no bugs.

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Right, pay attention.

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Now, lovely boys, most of you won't have
flew in a airplane before.

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But if you take my word for it, there's
hardly anything to worry about.

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Will they give us cushions to sit on?

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Cushions, cushions.

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This is a transport plane, get aboard,
but not the Brighton Bell.

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It's meant for carrying urgent military
supplies and paratroopers, and not a

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load of puffs.

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Do we just squat anywhere, then?

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Good question, Bombardier.

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No, we can't have too much weight in a
tail, because if the pilot can't get

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off the ground, the plane can't take
off.

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And we don't want that, do we?

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So, Gunner Sugden, you go in the tail.

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Oi.

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go next to him, McIntosh up the front,
and I'll be piggy in the middle.

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Send me back to the engine.

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Shut up!

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Oh, hello, sir.

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This is a very bad day. We should all
return to camp. As I was coming here,

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the sacred cows were sitting down, sir.
This is a sign of ruin.

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Shut up!

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I do not like this machine.

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You know, if Krishna had meant us to
travel in the air, instead of hanging

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clouds in the sky, he would have hanged
chapatis.

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Shut up!

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Sergeant Major, where's the ablutions?

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Ablutions? You don't have ablutions in
airplanes, boy.

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You're supposed to go before you come.

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There's a little hole over here,
Sergeant Major.

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up speed.

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I say, aren't there any safety straps,
Sergeant Major?

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Any safety straps, Sergeant Major? You!

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Well, Mr. La -di -da -gun -a -gram, this
is a plane, not an eye chair.

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Now, boys, the only thing you want to
think about is take -off.

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It can be a bit bumpy. Nothing much to
worry about, mind, but what we do is

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this.

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Now, we sit down.

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Sit down.

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And we brace our legs on something, and
we link arms.

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And then on the end, catches all of
something circumstantial.

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Right, now we'll try that.

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In case we take off a bit sudden, we'll
have it all sorted out.

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Right, boys?

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Right. Bridge legs!

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Link arms!

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Oh!

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And your muscles hard!

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have officers' quarters in Plains,
Ashford. You just sit down.

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What about you, sir? I shall sit with
the driver.

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Now, listen, chaps, I know this isn't
very comfortable, but you will get us up

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the jungle in a few hours, whereas going
by truck would take at the best about

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ten days.

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And the sooner we get there, the sooner
we can put the show on for the chaps who

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are actually doing the fighting.

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What's the hurry?

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I'm the devil's flying disguise.

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Oh, good afternoon. I'm Colonel
Reynolds. This is Captain Ashford. How

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do? How do you do?

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Awful nice plane you've got here.

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Oh, I'm afraid I have friendly time or
two. But as DC -28 go, it's not a bad

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crate.

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Sully, it's a DC -28.

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They're flying coffins.

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Right. A few checks and we'll see that
we can get it all onto the air.

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Sully, have you got something important?

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Blimey. Here, Sergeant Major, look what
Lofty found.

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Well done, bombardier.

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Beg your pardon, sir. One of my men just
found this. Oh.

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Do not be touching things which do not
concern you.

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What does it do?

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Never your mind.

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Whatever it does, it won't be doing any
more.

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Right. Everything has to be with it.

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Shut the door!

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Shut the door! Shut the door! Shut the
door!

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Shut the door!

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Shut the door!

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Shut the door!

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Shut the door!

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He say, if I don't see you no more, keep
my curry hot in heaven.

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Not a very good joke, sir.

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Sir, I'm telling him to get stuffed.

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I say, what's happening?

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Oh, nothing to worry about, old chap.
Just fumigation, so that we do not take

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creepy crawly things from one place to
another.

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I say, haven't you got gas masks?

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You told us we wouldn't need
respirators, sir.

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I say, I'm awfully sorry. I am a fool.

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Never mind.

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You'll get used to it after an hour or
so.

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Of course,

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a big tailor's up here, isn't he?

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Aye, but you keep your limbs moving,
Bombardier. You should be all right.

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Gets colder, the higher up you get, see?

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We're getting nearer the sunny top to
get hotter.

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That is a good point, Lofty.

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But it don't work out like that,
somehow.

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The atmosphere is more rare -ified.

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You hear that?

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The atmosphere is more rare -ified.

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That answers the old thing, doesn't it?

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Do you think we'll get a hot drink?

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Hot drink?

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You don't have hot drinks on hair, I
praise boy.

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Who else is behind there?

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How dare you? As

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soon as we land, I'm handing you both
over to the military police for being in

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enclosed government premises.

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Yeah, you can't get much more enclosed
than this.

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Please do not be too hard on them. They
are loyal subjects of his wonderful

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majesty. And also, sir, they work damn
cheap.

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Shut up!

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so you better find something to hang on
to as we are liable to run into one or

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two in the air pocket.

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I don't know what the colonel said. You
better grab on to something.

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You're a man of great influence.

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Please ask the driver of this machine to
stop and we can all get out. Shut up!

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He doesn't even know that God wore
trousers.

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The angel's crying out a bit.

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Ah, a cough or two is nothing to worry
about.

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Just a few eminence in the future.

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Oh, I bet that gave me a right.

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Excuse me. Excuse me. This was tied to
the joystick. Is it important?

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No!

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James, that was only a thing.

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I didn't know my little legs could run
so quick.

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Where's the colonel?

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They stayed behind being brave British
officers.

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lovely boys.

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Petrol from that plane is leaking out
all over, so don't none of you start

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lighting up any flags, or we'll all be
blown to kingdom come.

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Has he hurt himself badly?

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He's very glug, he's hot. He has a bump
at his head.

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What, will you get him a doctor or
something?

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I don't be silly, I should.

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I don't know if there's anything.

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What are we, sir?

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It's a bit difficult to say.

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We lost radio contact a couple of hours
ago.

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The compass packed up in that magnetic
storm.

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But we could be just this side of enemy
lines.

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Or just the other side.

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Precisely. What about the pilot?

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Don't he know, then? He banged his head
when we came down.

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A bit woozy. Not making much sense.

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Could I have a word with you, sir?

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Yes, of course.

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We could be in a bit of trouble like
you, sir.

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I think we ought to get the rifles and
take up all round defensive positions.

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But the rifles are in the plane.

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With all that petrol leaking, it only
needs a short circuit from the batteries

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or something, and the whole caboose will
go pop.

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We ought to call for volunteers, sir.

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Precisely.

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But I think we should eliminate certain
categories from taking the rescue.

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It's been one of those days, hasn't it?

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As soon as he started bashing those
gremlins with that hammer.

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I'll begin to have more suspicions.
Right. Well, in a right mess now, and

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a fact.

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I'm not feeling airsick anymore.

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I'm sick with fright, though.

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Over here, John Waller.

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Now,

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pay attention, chaps.

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We've got to get these rifles out of the
play.

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And the person who gets them may well
get blown sky high.

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So we want to make quite sure the right
person goes.

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The colonel means goes to get the
rifles.

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Not go sky high.

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Now, we've drawn up a list of, as it
were, reserved occupations.

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And just to show there's no distinction
between officers and men, Captain

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Ashford and I will fall in with you.

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Right. Fall in, chat.

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Read the list, Sergeant Major.

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Right.

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Now, the following categories will be
considered as reserved occupation.

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Fallout the married men.

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Fallout all those as is the sole support
of their widowed mother.

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Are you the sole support of your widowed
mother in a party?

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No, Sergeant Major.

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The father is.

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I haven't got a mother or a father.

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He wouldn't be any good anyway.

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Fall out the orphan.

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Now, it's no good having rifles without
expert marksmen.

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So fall out the marksman.

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Now, are you a marksman? Can I park
here?

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I can't hear a thing, Sergeant Major.

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Never mind.

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Now, when we return to our normal life,
We must not be without musical

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accompaniment. So fall out all them who
plays musical instruments.

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Where are you going, Gunnar Suggner?

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To play the trumpet.

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No, you do not. I have heard you.

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The drums, then. The drums is not a
musical instrument. Fall in.

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Don't you play anything, Gunnar Parkins?

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No, Sergeant Major.

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Fall out all them under 21 suffering
from downroof.

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Whoever happens to be going into that
aeroplane must be able to nip in and out

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pretty quick.

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That door looks to be about six foot
high, so fall out all those over six

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two.

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And while you're at it, grab the radio.

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Into the land of my dreams.

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Hello, Baker Charlie One.

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Hello, Baker Charlie One.

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Report my bearing over.

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Can you hear anything?

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Yes, sir.

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What? It's going sort of... Don't be
silly. I'm

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sorry.

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Wait a minute. There's something coming
through.

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I think it's an Urdu.

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Where's that pilot?

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Well, he's not making much sense, sir.
Randy speaks Urdu, sir. Does he?

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Well, of course he does.

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He's an Urdu himself.

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Vera? What is that?

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Put them earphones on and translate.

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I just had a minute out.

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Write that down, Ashford.

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Anybody got a map?

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Oh, I left mine in my kit in a plane,
sir. Well, we can't go through all that

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again. Oh, I've got one in my diary,
sir.

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Ah, well, let's have it.

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Depot orders clearly state that British
other ranks will not keep diaries on

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active service.

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Well, this is a map of the world.

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Oh, goodness, how wonderful to see our
glorious British Empire all in red.

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Well, I can't see anything on this. It's
too damn small.

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If you'll allow me, sir.

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Now, as I see it, a bearing of 85...
degrees from Calcutta should pass

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now let me see, Shanghai, Tokyo, San
Francisco, New York and a little south

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London.

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Perhaps Rikyu Gardens.

248
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:17,460
The point is, how far along this line
are we? Well, without another bearing

249
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another position, there's absolutely no
way of telling, sir.

250
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:21,320
Precisely.

251
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:24,440
Which means we could actually be in
Japanese occupied territory.

252
00:19:24,740 --> 00:19:25,900
Well, only just a little bit, perhaps.

253
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:31,080
Get them fags out, keep your voices
down, them Japanese can hear for miles.

254
00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:35,040
I beg your pardon, sir, but I think we
should post the sentries.

255
00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:36,420
Yes, how very right you are.

256
00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:37,800
Right, stand to, boys.

257
00:19:38,540 --> 00:19:42,720
With your permission, sir, I would like
to take out a patrol to ascertain our

258
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whereabouts. Yes, yes, you're absolutely
spot on, Sergeant William.

259
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:48,440
Shouldn't you wait till it gets light?
Otherwise we'll keep bumping into each

260
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other.

261
00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:51,940
Sound thinking, I should say.

262
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:57,400
Right, Bombardier Solomons, as soon as
dawn breaks, which is any minute now, Me

263
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and you is going on a wrecky,
understand?

264
00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:00,080
Well,

265
00:20:00,140 --> 00:20:01,140
Charlie, don't leave me.

266
00:20:02,140 --> 00:20:04,900
I'd like to come with us. Good man, good
man.

267
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:06,240
I never said that.

268
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,000
Pardon me, sir.

269
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:13,380
Pleased to take me with you, sir.
Because I am top horse tracker.

270
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:17,580
When I was a little boy, I used to make
sneaky path through jungle and creep up

271
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behind important district officer, sir,
and make Chinese gooseberry, sir.

272
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,420
Chinese gooseberry? Yes, sir, Chinese
gooseberry.

273
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,740
no gooseberries if we meet the judge.

274
00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:35,700
Sergeant Major, can I come too?

275
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:37,780
You, boy, whatever for?

276
00:20:38,140 --> 00:20:39,680
Well, I don't like all this waiting
about.

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00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:41,500
I'd rather get out and do something.

278
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,200
Ooh.

279
00:20:45,420 --> 00:20:46,500
Chip off the old blocks.

280
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And shoulders with it.

281
00:20:49,380 --> 00:20:52,460
No, no, boy, you stay here. We need some
good men with the colonels, eh?

282
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:54,460
Yes, Sergeant Major.

283
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:57,460
Slowly. What? Take this with you.

284
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000
What is it?

285
00:21:01,050 --> 00:21:02,410
It's a seashell from Blackpool.

286
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:05,810
It's always brought me luck.

287
00:21:07,090 --> 00:21:08,310
You call this luck?

288
00:21:09,490 --> 00:21:10,550
I'm not dead yet.

289
00:21:12,330 --> 00:21:13,610
Oh, thanks, sunshine.

290
00:21:14,430 --> 00:21:15,830
Well, time we was moving after.

291
00:21:16,070 --> 00:21:17,070
Yes, of course.

292
00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:21,330
Well, good luck, chaps.

293
00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:25,630
Don't take any chances and report back
if you see anything nasty.

294
00:21:26,010 --> 00:21:27,150
Oh, and just one thing.

295
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:29,510
I shan't forget this.

296
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:31,250
I shall.

297
00:21:32,590 --> 00:21:33,870
As soon as possible.

298
00:21:34,890 --> 00:21:38,110
Right, follow me. Stick close and keep
quiet.

299
00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:41,110
Goodbye, Paderewski. Goodbye, Gloria.

300
00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:43,090
Goodbye, Lofty.

301
00:21:43,330 --> 00:21:44,330
Goodbye, Gloria.

302
00:21:47,210 --> 00:21:48,210
Goodbye, Atlee.

303
00:21:48,310 --> 00:21:51,930
Come on, Gloria, stop playing Ronald
Coleman.

304
00:21:59,060 --> 00:22:00,360
First -class chap, sirs.

305
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,320
Yes, I hope nothing happens to them.

306
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:03,419
Don't worry.

307
00:22:03,420 --> 00:22:05,420
Sergeant Major knows how to take care of
things.

308
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,520
Yes, I rather wish he'd stayed here with
us.

309
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,000
Japanese? Right.

310
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:09,840
Forward.

311
00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:12,120
Forward?

312
00:23:31,340 --> 00:23:32,340
No shooting.

313
00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:34,700
We'll surprise them.

314
00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:36,160
What are you talking about?

315
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,200
There's about five of them.

316
00:23:38,420 --> 00:23:39,560
There's only three of us.

317
00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:41,800
Four. Three.

318
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:43,040
I don't care.

319
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:45,080
Right.

320
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,560
Now, there might be more of them in that
Barsha.

321
00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:49,400
So we do this quietly.

322
00:23:50,820 --> 00:23:52,700
You go left, Bombardier. Sir.

323
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,500
I circles round to the right.

324
00:23:55,180 --> 00:23:56,740
You stay Jurgen at Beaumont.

325
00:23:56,980 --> 00:23:57,939
Thank you.

326
00:23:57,940 --> 00:23:59,120
You stick with him, Vera.

327
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:06,700
When I give the signal, show yourselves,
take aim, but don't shoot unless I

328
00:24:06,700 --> 00:24:07,700
shoot.

329
00:24:07,900 --> 00:24:09,640
Malum? Malum.

330
00:24:10,020 --> 00:24:13,180
Malum. I understand Sergeant Ritter's
heart.

331
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:14,760
Right.

332
00:24:15,460 --> 00:24:16,460
Move.

333
00:24:20,380 --> 00:24:23,380
Oh, Rob, isn't this not totally
exciting?

334
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:24,400
What do we do now?

335
00:26:08,990 --> 00:26:09,990
Yes,

336
00:26:10,230 --> 00:26:12,170
sir. They've been away far too long.

337
00:26:12,750 --> 00:26:15,450
Who ever thought of this idea of
bringing the concert party up the

338
00:26:15,710 --> 00:26:16,710
You did, sir.

339
00:26:17,190 --> 00:26:18,190
You did?

340
00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:21,110
Yes, sir. You wanted to avoid getting
posted up the jungle.

341
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:37,720
the Sergeant Major.

342
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:40,080
He's got a lot of chaps with him.

343
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:41,320
What sort of chaps?

344
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:45,360
Come on, Torjo.

345
00:26:45,620 --> 00:26:46,780
Get the lad out of your bum.

346
00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:48,200
Get it out.

347
00:26:52,140 --> 00:26:53,420
Right, sit down there.

348
00:26:53,740 --> 00:26:54,740
Come on.

349
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:55,880
Keep on colour, boys.

350
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:01,260
Well done, Sergeant Major.

351
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,640
I thought we could interrogate him, sir.
Good idea.

352
00:27:04,140 --> 00:27:05,380
Do you speak Japanese, Ashford?

353
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:07,960
Sam, I'm super sorry.

354
00:27:10,060 --> 00:27:11,060
Oi!

355
00:27:11,860 --> 00:27:14,400
What the hell are you soldier boys doing
here?

356
00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:16,760
What are you doing?

357
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,000
I am saying.

358
00:27:18,260 --> 00:27:19,260
Who are you?

359
00:27:19,580 --> 00:27:23,000
Yes, who are you? Who are you? That is
what I wanted to know.

360
00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:24,440
We said it first.

361
00:27:36,590 --> 00:27:39,770
Sir, I'm a Chinese restaurant in the
middle of the jungle. What are you

362
00:27:39,770 --> 00:27:42,650
about? Calcutta is only five miles from
here.

363
00:27:43,210 --> 00:27:44,250
Here is my menu.

364
00:27:47,130 --> 00:27:49,710
Be careful, sir.

365
00:27:50,170 --> 00:27:51,770
He may be a sneaky fellow.

366
00:27:53,550 --> 00:27:54,549
Got a moment?

367
00:27:54,550 --> 00:27:55,550
Keep him covered.

368
00:27:57,770 --> 00:27:58,770
You're too lame.

369
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:06,680
That's cheap.

370
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,220
Reminds me, we're starving.

371
00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:09,420
Let's see.

372
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:11,880
Curried crocodile. No, I don't fancy
that.

373
00:28:12,220 --> 00:28:17,780
We'll have four portions of butterfly
prawn, one spring roll each, six special

374
00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:20,060
chop suey and a number 49 to finish off
with.

375
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:21,280
Shut up!

376
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:24,300
What's the next item we just have?

377
00:28:24,580 --> 00:28:28,200
You eat all that rubbish and one half
minute later you're hungry again.

378
00:28:46,209 --> 00:28:49,010
Thank you.

379
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:17,960
B -O -Y -S, boys, to entertain you!