1 00:01:26,030 --> 00:01:28,170 What was that terrible noise, darling? 2 00:01:28,530 --> 00:01:33,350 A pile of stuff fell off a shelf in the cellar. I pulled just a little bit on a 3 00:01:33,350 --> 00:01:36,430 clothesline and nearly had my skull crushed by a sewing machine. 4 00:01:37,110 --> 00:01:38,530 Those things do happen. 5 00:01:39,030 --> 00:01:41,570 Have you been up to that shelf or anything lately? 6 00:01:41,990 --> 00:01:42,990 Oh, no. Why? 7 00:01:44,030 --> 00:01:48,010 Because, well, everything was poised to fall, darling. 8 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:51,800 Are you blaming me? 9 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:54,420 Blaming your carelessness, yes. 10 00:01:55,240 --> 00:02:00,200 I arranged those suitcases up there, and I'd never put them so that they'd fall 11 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:01,500 at a mere touch. 12 00:02:01,860 --> 00:02:05,420 Now, I'm not saying... Blaming my carelessness? 13 00:02:06,020 --> 00:02:10,280 Now, what I'm getting at, my dear, is that you want something to happen to 14 00:02:10,300 --> 00:02:13,860 whether you realize it or not. But you've got to be more careful, Olivia. 15 00:02:14,220 --> 00:02:18,960 Oh, darling, please don't cry. I'm trying to help. I'm not criticizing. 16 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:21,400 I know, Lauren. 17 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:23,720 You're good. 18 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:31,040 But my life, it doesn't seem worth living anymore, I suppose. 19 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:34,580 I don't mean that I'm trying to end my life. 20 00:02:34,920 --> 00:02:35,638 You are. 21 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:37,200 Still thinking out of your heart. 22 00:02:38,540 --> 00:02:41,760 That young man, Stefan. 23 00:02:42,380 --> 00:02:46,240 You made me promise not to think of him. So I have it. 24 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,400 I swear it, Lauren. 25 00:02:50,830 --> 00:02:53,430 I can't help it. I still love Stefan. 26 00:03:04,510 --> 00:03:05,750 She's done it now. 27 00:03:06,130 --> 00:03:07,910 She probably got and killed herself. 28 00:03:08,490 --> 00:03:09,570 I'm coming, darling. 29 00:03:09,910 --> 00:03:10,910 I'm coming. 30 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:34,840 Think he's dead, Olivia? 31 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:36,160 Appears to be. 32 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:40,040 Well? 33 00:03:40,340 --> 00:03:41,340 He's dead. 34 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:44,460 Finally got him. We must have used every trick in the book. 35 00:03:44,700 --> 00:03:46,940 I'd say this one looks pretty accidental, wouldn't you? 36 00:03:47,180 --> 00:03:49,420 No one could prove it wasn't. 37 00:03:49,660 --> 00:03:55,560 I must go. Oh, couldn't you stay for a little while, Steph? You'll have to 38 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:56,239 the police. 39 00:03:56,240 --> 00:04:00,120 Well, I know. I just thought that perhaps before I called, we might... 40 00:04:00,910 --> 00:04:04,070 I can't. I have a rehearsal today for a very important audition. 41 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:05,409 Oh. 42 00:04:05,410 --> 00:04:09,190 It's a fantastic part. If I get it, it will do wonders for my acting career. 43 00:04:09,610 --> 00:04:12,450 I want to be your career from now on, darling. 44 00:04:13,130 --> 00:04:16,829 Olivia, acting is very important to me. Now, you know that. 45 00:04:17,089 --> 00:04:18,510 Yes, Stefan. I do. 46 00:04:18,870 --> 00:04:20,370 I'll try to be more patient. 47 00:04:21,029 --> 00:04:22,210 Please forgive me. 48 00:04:22,590 --> 00:04:23,590 I do, Olivia. 49 00:04:23,770 --> 00:04:24,770 When will I see you? 50 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:30,420 Next Thursday in front of the plaza, usual time. Not till next Thursday. 51 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:37,120 But, Stefan... Olivia, I have a full schedule of rehearsals. But... Olivia, 52 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:38,580 promised to be patient. 53 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:42,780 I love you, Stefan. 54 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,400 Love you too, Olivia. 55 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:54,980 I was upstairs in bed reading when I heard a terrible crash. 56 00:04:55,520 --> 00:05:01,920 I came down and found poor Larf. It was terrible. 57 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:08,340 I warned him so many times, but he was careless, forgetful. 58 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:32,819 Apartment 5. 59 00:05:32,820 --> 00:05:35,540 Aye, aye, that I did. An order of fried rice. 60 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:37,720 Some beef lo mein. 61 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:39,640 Egg foo young. 62 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:43,740 And some egg foo young. 63 00:05:44,740 --> 00:05:48,320 Lots of duck sauce and hot mustard. 64 00:05:49,340 --> 00:05:50,340 Right. 65 00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:56,180 Lunch break. 66 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:01,640 I'll let it ring. 67 00:06:02,180 --> 00:06:05,140 I can't. It might be an agent, a producer. It might even be a part of the 68 00:06:05,140 --> 00:06:06,140 Broadway play. 69 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,520 Hello. Hello, Devin. 70 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:10,660 Olivia, darling, how extraordinary. 71 00:06:10,900 --> 00:06:12,800 I was just this moment going to call you. 72 00:06:13,220 --> 00:06:17,160 Don't you remember? We had a date today at the plaza. 73 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:22,140 Ah, a date today at the plaza. No, I didn't forget. As a matter of fact, 74 00:06:22,140 --> 00:06:24,940 just what I was going to call you about, Olivia, my darling. 75 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:26,740 Olivia, my darling. 76 00:06:28,630 --> 00:06:31,750 No, that was not a woman you heard. That was just an actress. 77 00:06:33,090 --> 00:06:35,470 Olivia, look, let's just start fresh. 78 00:06:35,930 --> 00:06:38,310 Sweetheart, let's make it tomorrow. Same time, same place, okay? 79 00:06:39,010 --> 00:06:40,010 Really, Stephen? 80 00:06:40,610 --> 00:06:43,330 You must learn to be more responsible. 81 00:06:44,090 --> 00:06:47,290 It takes over an hour on the train to get to town. 82 00:06:47,530 --> 00:06:48,530 All right. 83 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:09,200 They say she's not a woman. 84 00:07:09,900 --> 00:07:11,240 She's just an actress. 85 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:14,740 That's enough. 86 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:29,480 Who's Olivia? 87 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:32,200 A woman friend, a patron of sorts. 88 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,260 Is she rich? 89 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:38,560 Her late husband had all the money. Depends on what he did with it. 90 00:07:39,020 --> 00:07:40,060 Do you love her? 91 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:43,720 Who loves anybody anymore? 92 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:47,340 Let's just say I appreciate her. 93 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:49,520 As much as you appreciate me? 94 00:07:49,740 --> 00:07:50,740 As much. 95 00:07:50,780 --> 00:07:52,100 But for different reasons. 96 00:08:00,660 --> 00:08:03,140 Must be the Chinese food. I'm starved. 97 00:08:08,130 --> 00:08:11,870 Olivia, you have no right to suspect me of anything more than diligently 98 00:08:11,870 --> 00:08:16,510 practicing my art. What you see here is the second act of a new bedroom farce 99 00:08:16,510 --> 00:08:19,370 that may star Stephen Shaw next season on Broadway. 100 00:08:19,830 --> 00:08:23,550 He's telling the truth, honey. We are rehearsing a bedroom farce. 101 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:32,059 You ordered Chinese food, lady? No, I did not order the Chinese food. Olivia, 102 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:37,620 Olivia, now you must believe me. It was a rehearsal, just a rehearsal. If I get 103 00:08:37,620 --> 00:08:39,740 this part, well, it's what I have dreamed of. 104 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:45,480 And, Olivia, I've also dreamed of someday sharing a life with you. 105 00:08:45,820 --> 00:08:47,440 Hi, mister. You ordered Chinese food? 106 00:08:47,740 --> 00:08:48,740 Yeah. 107 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:56,920 If that's true, Stephen, then let's make that someday soon. 108 00:08:58,090 --> 00:09:02,610 The millions of dollars I inherited mean nothing without you. 109 00:09:03,950 --> 00:09:05,390 You really love me? 110 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:09,670 With all my heart, my love. 111 00:09:12,910 --> 00:09:15,510 Great rehearsal, Steph. Don't forget me if you get the part. 112 00:09:28,590 --> 00:09:32,110 and you make me so happy. 113 00:09:32,850 --> 00:09:37,330 I want so much to make you as happy. 114 00:09:40,230 --> 00:09:41,990 Let's take a trip around the world. 115 00:09:43,070 --> 00:09:44,270 It'll be our honeymoon. 116 00:09:45,270 --> 00:09:48,530 Wonderful. I would love to travel Greece, Africa, Asia. 117 00:09:49,270 --> 00:09:52,790 Speaking of Asia, would you like some egg foo young? 118 00:09:53,530 --> 00:09:54,530 Egg foo what? 119 00:09:54,830 --> 00:09:58,010 Young, dear, egg foo young. It's a Chinese dish. Would you like some? 120 00:09:58,570 --> 00:10:02,230 Certainly not. I detest Chinese food. 121 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:26,760 That's $18 out of $50. 122 00:11:26,980 --> 00:11:27,980 Keep the change. 123 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:32,620 Thanks. Oh, Stefan, you are so awful. 124 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:36,360 Can't you control yourself? 125 00:11:39,140 --> 00:11:40,560 I guess not. 126 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:46,920 I've suffered nothing but humiliation during our honeymoon. 127 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,300 Except for the time in Singapore. 128 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:54,420 You never once looked at me lovingly. And you only did then because you paid 129 00:11:54,420 --> 00:11:56,220 that Korean bookie who owed $4 ,000. 130 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:58,440 You don't love me at all, Stefan. 131 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:01,720 I think you're being insensitive, Olivia. 132 00:12:01,980 --> 00:12:03,140 Oh, insensitive indeed. 133 00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:06,520 What about that little cool cabbie you just tipped? 134 00:12:06,740 --> 00:12:08,620 $32 of my money. 135 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:13,480 Your money means nothing to me. Why is it so cold in this house? Because the 136 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:14,459 heat's been off. 137 00:12:14,460 --> 00:12:17,960 Can we turn it on? That's exactly what I was planning to do this moment. 138 00:12:28,970 --> 00:12:30,490 You ought to be more careful, Olivia. 139 00:12:30,970 --> 00:12:33,570 Accidents like that, I'm told, can be fatal. 140 00:12:34,410 --> 00:12:35,650 Stay away from me! 141 00:12:36,030 --> 00:12:39,650 Olivia, you don't think that I would push you. You had an accident. 142 00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:41,630 And accidents are... 143 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:06,060 Glorious sweetheart, it is Stefan. I am desperate. I must see you. 144 00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:07,980 I miss you something awful. 145 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:09,800 Sounds like your marriage was a big mistake. 146 00:13:10,220 --> 00:13:12,620 Beyond big, I'd say the mistake was colossal. 147 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:15,400 Well, if you feel miserable, why don't you just leave? 148 00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:18,860 Are you insane, part with all that money? I mean, how often does one get to 149 00:13:18,860 --> 00:13:19,860 millionaire? 150 00:13:19,940 --> 00:13:22,520 Well, if it's the money you want, why are you calling me? 151 00:13:23,060 --> 00:13:25,620 Because I want you as well. 152 00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:28,420 I am miserable without you. 153 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:30,760 But you can't have everything, Stefan. 154 00:13:30,990 --> 00:13:33,530 Why not? I mean, who says so? 155 00:13:34,170 --> 00:13:35,170 Me, for one. 156 00:13:35,730 --> 00:13:39,250 Because I'm not just going to hang around waiting for Stephen Shaw. 157 00:13:39,770 --> 00:13:43,190 I mean, there are a lot of guys who are just as desperate as you are to be with 158 00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:47,570 me, you know. I mean, I'm very fond of you, Stephen, but if you're not 159 00:13:47,570 --> 00:13:50,930 available, well... I will be soon. I've got a plan. 160 00:13:51,470 --> 00:13:53,270 We'll be together, darling. I promise. 161 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:37,680 of mine! 162 00:15:54,060 --> 00:15:55,280 I love you, Gloria. 163 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:56,579 Sure you do. 164 00:15:56,580 --> 00:16:00,240 You crazy, mixed -up kid. What do I have to do? Pull a star from the sky to 165 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:01,240 prove it? 166 00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:03,240 Stop with the movie dialogue, Stefan. 167 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:07,980 You told me on the phone that if I came down here, you'd give me something very, 168 00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:08,979 very special. 169 00:16:08,980 --> 00:16:11,680 So far, all we've been doing is fooling around. 170 00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:13,380 Fooling around? 171 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,480 Is that how you describe my kisses? 172 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:20,320 Stefan, I didn't drive 50 miles just for a little country mauling. 173 00:16:21,390 --> 00:16:23,130 I'm beginning to think that you're a loser. 174 00:16:23,410 --> 00:16:25,790 Gloria, don't say that. Come on, come on, don't do that. 175 00:16:28,010 --> 00:16:30,850 There's this guy I met that wants to marry me. 176 00:16:31,370 --> 00:16:33,470 I gotta look after myself, you know. 177 00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:39,570 I'm going. Gloria, Gloria, listen, listen to me. Olivia, my wife, she's, 178 00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,070 she's, she's ill. 179 00:16:41,770 --> 00:16:42,770 So? 180 00:16:43,110 --> 00:16:44,490 Very ill. So? 181 00:16:44,830 --> 00:16:47,690 So, she may die soon. 182 00:16:49,630 --> 00:16:50,630 We get married. 183 00:16:52,180 --> 00:16:53,180 When? 184 00:16:54,220 --> 00:16:55,840 After a proper period of mourning. 185 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:59,320 I meant, when do you think she'll die, Stephan? 186 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,320 This merchandise is perishable. 187 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:06,720 The shelf life for lovely young ladies, as you know, is limited. 188 00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:12,619 In a few years, all the warranties and guarantees for little old Gloria will 189 00:17:12,619 --> 00:17:14,040 out. And then where will I be? 190 00:17:14,420 --> 00:17:15,680 Wait a few months. 191 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:17,200 No way. 192 00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:20,160 Donna wants to marry me. Next week. 193 00:17:21,319 --> 00:17:23,900 I'll be thinking about you on my wedding night, Stephanie. 194 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,860 Don't do anything that I call you, Gloria. 195 00:17:31,780 --> 00:17:32,940 I'm rich, you know. 196 00:17:35,980 --> 00:17:37,220 Very, very rich. 197 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:42,800 I've got to think of something. 198 00:17:56,660 --> 00:18:03,040 Darling, I'm terribly sorry for acting so, well, suspicious of you. 199 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:05,780 Suspicious? When was that, dear? 200 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,960 Oh, when I fell on the cellar step. 201 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:14,200 Oh, you are sweet for making light of it. But I did act rather foolishly. 202 00:18:14,540 --> 00:18:18,880 Not another word, Olivia, dear. From now on, harmony will reign upon our humble 203 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:23,140 home. And suspicion and distrust will be banished forever. 204 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:27,280 Freezer repair, lady. 205 00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:30,180 Oh, yes. The freezer's in the basement. 206 00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:32,380 Hey, listen, I got a van. 207 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:36,680 Is there anywhere I can park it? You know, so I can get a little closer. 208 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:38,340 Just around the corner. 209 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:39,640 Right. 210 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:44,780 You really are a dear, Stephan. And you, my sweetest angel. 211 00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:48,440 Sweet or a sweet. 212 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:22,440 That need is fixing, lady. Otherwise, the freeze is working real good. 213 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:31,760 Dangerous, lady. Very dangerous. 214 00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:36,520 You got to keep that automatic door latch clear so the door on the page can 215 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:37,520 open. 216 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:44,040 If you was to walk in this freeze and the door slammed shut behind you, you'd 217 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:47,460 freeze to death in no time. There's no inside handle on that door. 218 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:48,920 You could get killed. 219 00:19:49,580 --> 00:19:50,580 Killed? 220 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,080 That's right. 221 00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:55,700 Happened to a customer of mine a couple of years ago. A kid. 222 00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:58,020 He left his skateboard by the latch. 223 00:19:58,260 --> 00:20:00,460 I guess she never saw it when she walked in. 224 00:20:01,980 --> 00:20:04,760 Bam! The door slammed shut behind her. 225 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,420 When they finally figured out where she was, it was too late. 226 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,320 Too late, huh? 227 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:12,280 That's right. Dead. 228 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:15,980 She was frozen like one of them leg of lambs you got in there. 229 00:20:16,899 --> 00:20:17,899 I gotta go, baby. 230 00:20:54,120 --> 00:21:00,120 Darling, would you be a lovely and get two nice steaks from the freezer for 231 00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:02,400 tonight's dinner? Certainly, my dear. 232 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:55,100 I searched all over that freezer and I couldn't find those darn steaks. Look, 233 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:58,440 I've got to go into town, sweetheart. Would you mind getting them yourself? 234 00:21:59,140 --> 00:22:01,380 Did you really look, Stephen? 235 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,180 Yes. Now I've got to go. 236 00:22:05,460 --> 00:22:07,640 All right, Stephen, I'll find them. 237 00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:09,500 Don't be late for dinner. 238 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:28,140 darling, I am so glad you could make it. 239 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:30,400 We're going to have a wonderful evening. 240 00:23:30,740 --> 00:23:34,540 But is it all right for us to be together? I mean, is it really cool with 241 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,260 Oh, it's definitely cool with her. 242 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:39,500 Oh, 243 00:23:40,980 --> 00:23:43,840 let's get out of here. No, no, no, I endure the rain. 244 00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:45,840 You'll catch your dad the call. 245 00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:50,800 Oh, no. 246 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:39,680 Thank you.