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What's that?

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Oh, yeah?

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What? That lock.

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You didn't have no key, Sam, did you?
Just the pin.

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Nice. Yes.

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You don't miss nothing, do you?

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Hey, you little twit, would you? No.

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Go on. No, no, no, no. Come on, Sam. No,
no, no, no. It's naughty.

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I've retired. Come on.

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Here.

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Out. No kids in here, Jenny says.

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Rule of the house. Come on.

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Come on. Out. Out.

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Oh, yeah?

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What's all this then, eh?

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Oh, the poster. I put the letters on the
desk. Billy Thompson, you're supposed

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to be having flu. Come back to bed and
clean those teeth of bright green.

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Hey.

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Here's your motor, Maddy.

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Is it true you're famous, Sam?

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Back to bed, Billy.

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I hope you wasn't teaching him bad
habits, Dad.

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Me? No, would I?

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Never. Oh, no.

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What?

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The axe.

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How do you know, love?

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Well... I haven't been yet. I know, but
it's from the town hall, and three great

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mates on the council have told me
already.

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Cutbacks. He's cut me a grant by 25%,
and I'm already snowed under with unpaid

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bills on this place.

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Always one for you.

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Very posh.

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How do you do it? Please.

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Mister, I was always jacked till I got
the sack. The boot, the old... Sorry

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about that, Mr. Bliss.

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Yes.

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Mr. Harrison.

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Yes, I know, but he's just walked in.

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Yes. Right, I'll tell him.

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Mr. Bliss suggests you walk right out
again.

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But he's got to listen to me, sweetie.

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I'm sorry, but... No, no, no, he can't
afford to pass this one up. Mr.

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Harrison!

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See you, Puddin'.

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I don't want to keep you out of my hair.
I heard, Henry, and you're wrong.

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Everybody's wrong this morning except
me.

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But you're no longer with us.

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You completely screwed up the Holdwell
account, blamed everybody, and I fired

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you. This is the ricochet, baby. Now do
sit down, Henry.

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I'm not here to waste your time nor
mine.

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Five minutes, that's all I'm going to
give you. That's all I need, Henry.

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all I need.

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The 801.

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The 801? What are you talking about?

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Oh, come on, Henry, get a grip.
Holdwell's newest safety, the 801. I was

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on the line. Ah, yes, yes. It was
Holdwell's chairman, Winford Stark, who

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specifically requested your dismissal.
That was last week, Henry. This is now.

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Listen.

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Can't help myself, can I? The 801.

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Their latest, their best, their totally
impregnable safe.

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And this.

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Sam the Touch Morrissey.

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Yes, I can read. I know, Henry, but does
comprehension follow?

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No. But I think it's a great idea, Jack.

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I haven't even said it yet. No need.

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This guy Morrissey is a safe cracker,
right? The best in the business. Shall

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get him to try to crack the 801? Henry,
you're brilliant. I knew you'd flip over

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it. What a testimonial.

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Superstar cracksman fails to open the
801.

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Think of it, Henry. What a promotion.

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We'll get the press, radio, TV,
everybody in there. We'll film the whole

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caboodle.

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Suppose he's still in jail.

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He's out. He's been on parole for over a
year. I checked.

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Henry, if he can't open that safe,
nobody can.

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Hilda, get me Winford Stark of
Holdwell's safes, will you?

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worth a tenner for our appeal fund.
There's the other one.

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Ten pounds?

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Cop it up on me dad now, okay?

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You're kind of expensive to meet, Mr.
Morrison.

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Oh, yeah?

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Well, Jenny, don't miss a trick.

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Not my good cause.

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Did you, uh, did you get my letter?

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Yeah, I did.

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Yeah. I, uh, I hoped you phoned me back,
Mr. Morris. Did you?

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But I don't crack safes no more, mate.

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Well, how did that line of work all
together?

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Well, there's, um, there's nothing
illegal about my proposal, Mr. Morris.

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It's absolutely legitimate.

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You see, uh...

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Our client, the Holdwell Safe Company,
would like you to prove that their

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model, the 801, is absolutely burglar
proof.

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You're the best in the business.

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Was.

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Point taken, but your reputation lives
on.

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But I'm trying to live it down, right?

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Sammy, can I call you Sammy?

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Let's keep it formal, shall we?

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Oh, Sam, right. Oh, okay, Sam.

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Now, in our promotion, we'd like you to
testify that... Testify?

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Oh, not like in court. We want you
simply to endorse the public, announce

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world that you tried to crack the 801,
and, well, you couldn't.

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But no safe's really burglar -proof,
mate.

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There ain't no such animal.

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Oh, you can bust any of them.

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giving time and the right tools.

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Exactly, and we're going to give you the
time and the tools.

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No, no, no, no. I'm sorry.

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Mr... Jack, just call me Jack, Sam.

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All right, Jack.

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I'm going to pull the ladder up.

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I ain't interested, I told you.

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I'm in a different line of work
altogether now.

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Cheerio.

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Mr. Morrissey, please.

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We're offering you the opportunity to
crack this safe open. You'll have three

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hours to do it. You'll have witnesses
like reporters, television, police,

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people. Oh, no.

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Just to watch, to establish your efforts
as legitimate.

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Hey,

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kids, look, I'm trying to talk to you.

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Hey, you know, the 801...

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As a

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matter

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of fact, Sam, they're so sure you can't
open it.

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They're prepared to make it a real
challenge.

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You see this envelope, Sam?

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An envelope exactly like that's going to
be put in the safe.

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Containing 550 pound notes.

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25 ,000 pounds, Sam.

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And if you can open that safe in under
three hours, that cash is yours.

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All yours.

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Twenty -five grand.

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You're kidding, mate.

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Oh, no, on the level.

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All yours, Sam.

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Well?

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Pardon me.

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No, no, no, no, no, I can't.

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I'd like to, sure, but... But you're in
a different line of business now. Yeah,

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that's right, yeah. Does it pay as well
as this?

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No, no, not quite.

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More like pocket money.

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What do you say, Sam?

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What sort of gear, you know, equipment
could I have? You name it.

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Thermal arms.

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And a lipid drill.

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Harrison! Harrison!

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Where is this fingers and modesty of
yours? He ought to be here by now. The

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touch. The touch? The touch, Henry. He's
never been known as fingers. You've got

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it wrong.

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Well, whatever he's known, and he's
late.

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He said up past the co -op and turned
left.

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He meant right.

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Billy Thompson, who said you could come?

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Sam. Don't start an engine. Sam's got
enough to worry about.

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Ten seconds, studio.

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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. On
behalf of the Holdwell State Company

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Limited, allow me to introduce our
honored guests for this evening. On my

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weighing in at 2 ,370 pounds, a solid
steel muscle, the

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Holdwell 801, the world's champion,
burglar -proof tape.

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110 pounds, Mr. Sam the Touch Morrissey.

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As you know, Mr. Morrissey holds the
world's record for safe cracking, but

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asked me to assure you that he's now
retired.

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Paid his debt, done his time, and is
strictly ex -con.

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Right, Sam?

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Right. The Holdwell Safe Company believe
that the 801 can defy Mr.

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Morrissey's best efforts. So strong. Is
there faith?

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in their new safe that they are prepared
to make this incredible challenge.

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In my pocket... In my pocket, ladies and
gentlemen, is an envelope which

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contains 550 pound notes.

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25 ,000 pounds, ladies and gentlemen.

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Mr. Craig, would you open the safe for
me, please?

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Would you place this valuable envelope
inside, please?

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And now will you set the time lock
mechanism for 12 noon tomorrow, when the

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press will again be invited to witness
the opening of the safe and the

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retrieving of the envelope.

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Now, will you close the door, please?

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And so, ladies and gentlemen, the
gauntlet is thrown.

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The Holdwell Safe Company hereby
challenges Britain's number one safe

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retired Mr. Sam the Touch Morrissey, to
open that safe before midnight tonight.

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The time now coming up to nine o 'clock.

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You have three hours, Sam, and if you
succeed...

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the contents of that safe become your
exclusive property.

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Twenty -five grand.

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We could save the engine.

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Shh, Billy, I know. Shh.

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Are you ready, Sam?

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Yep.

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Will you examine the equipment provided
and satisfy yourself that you have

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everything that you could possibly
require?

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I have already.

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Drills, bits, explosives, detonators, et
cetera, et cetera?

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There's enough here for Fort Knox,
Barry.

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Good. Right.

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Okay, Sam. You have three hours.

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Go to it, Sam. And may the best man win.

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Maybe he'll psych it open.

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Hey watch it I'm trying to concentrate
yes, please no photographs while we're

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recording. Okay, you'll have plenty of
time for that later

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Cut one.

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Cut two.

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Beneath the protection of the surface is
a glass relocker.

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Mr. Harrison?

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Yes, Sam?

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If I drill any further through the door,
she's going to relock herself.

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Can we turn her on her side?

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How do you feel, Mr. Morrisley?

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Oh, never say die, lady.

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But it's looking pretty difficult,
wouldn't you say?

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Well, no safe's made to be easy, is it?

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But that don't mean there ain't a way
in, you know.

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But in real life, you wouldn't have
access to that brochure, would you?

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I imagine that's a pretty confidential
document.

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I've read them all, love.

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I've got a library back home.

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with the specifications of every safe
that's ever been made.

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Master, this one's pretty smart.

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Why haven't you tried the thermal
launch?

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Well, I don't want to burn up the
contents, do I, eh?

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I couldn't be sure. See, by the time I'd
cut a handhold on that 25 grand inside,

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it wouldn't have turned to ashes.

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Well, ladies and gentlemen, the 801 is
now in its new position.

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Oh, I'm sorry, but...

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I think it's only fair not to take up
any more of Mr.

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Morrissey's valuable time. Oh, that's
all right, Mr. Harrison.

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I needed a nice break.

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I'm sorry.

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to the 801.

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Brilliant idea, Jack.

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What's it made of?

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Solid tungsten?

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No, copper composite.

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I feel sorry for him, don't you?

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Your old -style con meets modern
technology.

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Don't worry, love.

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Well, sir, what's next?

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Well, a touch of the high explosives?

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Yes, could be.

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Please stay well back, ladies and
gentlemen. Mr. Morrissey will now try to

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the tape.

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Ladies and gentlemen.

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It's now two minutes to twelve.

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This is my last throw.

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It's taken me a long while to wire up
the number.

248
00:22:19,620 --> 00:22:25,740
And if you don't go this time round,
well, I reckon she deserves to win.

249
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:27,480
Okay?

250
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:30,080
Right.

251
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:31,640
Everybody back.

252
00:22:32,780 --> 00:22:33,780
Right back.

253
00:22:47,150 --> 00:22:50,730
Alright everybody, hold on to your hats.

254
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,020
Tell Jenny not to worry, okay?

255
00:24:00,580 --> 00:24:04,940
Oh, no.

256
00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:06,500
Sam!

257
00:24:09,420 --> 00:24:10,600
Billy, you took it.

258
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:14,000
I thought I told you that elephant was
never to leave my office.

259
00:24:14,670 --> 00:24:20,430
And now for the unique Holdwell time
-lock device, preset for 12 noon.

260
00:24:21,330 --> 00:24:25,210
I'm warning you, Billy, if you've nicked
a single... I'll show you, all right?

261
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:47,880
gentlemen, 25 ,000 pounds.

262
00:24:48,860 --> 00:24:54,280
What do you mean you and Sam laundered
it this morning?

263
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,740
Sam said it'd be safer.

264
00:24:57,580 --> 00:24:58,900
Oh, Billy!

265
00:24:59,620 --> 00:25:00,720
Have a look.

266
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:05,020
Toilet tissue.

267
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:11,640
Harrison. Of course, he knew all along
he could never crack the 801.

268
00:25:13,450 --> 00:25:14,450
Put on a performance.

269
00:25:15,390 --> 00:25:20,770
He said... He told me he was in the new
line of business.

270
00:25:24,810 --> 00:25:25,810
Pocket money.

271
00:25:28,190 --> 00:25:30,190
He's a pickpocket.

272
00:25:32,010 --> 00:25:33,010
Champagne, sir?

273
00:25:35,370 --> 00:25:37,290
You haven't got a glass of light ale,
have you?

274
00:25:38,610 --> 00:25:39,610
Certainly, sir.