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Taking all these factors into
consideration, we would recommend the

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offered by the Metropolitan and General
as the one most suitable to your

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purpose.

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We

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will

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be glad to arrange the necessary
formalities on your behalf.

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Sincerely, he's an old client.

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Why don't you write the letters and I'll
do the filing?

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Yours sincerely.

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Yes, sir?

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Thank you, sir.

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Mr Figge said you'd take him up the
general fire and accident

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We could do with a general fire and
accident around here.

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Might brighten the place up a bit.

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He won't last here, I can tell you that.

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You'd think with all the unemployment
he'd show a little more interest.

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And, Meryl... He doesn't have to work,
oh, no.

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But probably like a lot of rich
families, they keep him short to make

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Not that he's got that family left, poor
thing.

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Have a good day, dear.

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Not especially.

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Oh, well, that's what I always used to
say to your uncle when he got back from

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the office.

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Perhaps uncle had good news when he got
back.

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All that lovely cash he'd made between
nine and five.

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Nine and five?

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Your uncle was in his office by half
past eight every morning and often not

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till the early hours.

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Just you remember, Roger.

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That's why I'm able to give you...

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Seen as our... Seen as it was agreed
that I should pay your regular allowance

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until you were self -supporting, there
doesn't seem much chance of that, does

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there, Roger?

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We put you into insurance, hoping you'd
learn the business and get somewhere.

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Yes, well, I'm sorry I haven't inherited
Uncle's pioneer spirit.

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No, you take after your father,
unfortunately.

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Oh, he enjoyed himself running around in
a gold chain, playing at being mayor,

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but there was always a... Well,

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I can see it in you, Roger.

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Uncle died of a coronary at 62.

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I sometimes think his home life had
something to do with it.

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You're drinking a lot, Roger.

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Your gin is under your chair.

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Oh, thank you for reminding me.

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Where are you going? You might at least
have the decency to give me five minutes

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of your time when you come home.

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I am, after all, on my own here all day.

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I'm going out this evening.

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You're going out rather a lot lately.
Have you got a girl?

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No. No?

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That's another thing.

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Are you all right, Roger?

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What do you mean, all right?

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Well, any normal young man of your age
would be bringing girls home by now.

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Make a nice change for me to have a
pretty face round the house now and

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Before we was married, your uncle was a
great one with the girls. Oh, yeah,

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Uncle. Great with money. Great with
girls.

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Perhaps you started from the right
place. He started at the bottom? Yes,

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exactly. And where did you start me? We
gave you everything.

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Everything to mess me up.

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Snobbed school where they laughed at my
accent.

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Jobs where everyone knew I'd been taken
on as a favour.

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Now, if I'd started like Uncle, with an
old truck collecting scraps... It was

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not scraps.

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It was government surplus.

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That's how he made his first million.
His first million. Now, don't tell me

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again, aren't they? I just want to have
a shower.

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Watch that opposite of me change and go
to a film.

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Oh, you never think of taking me to the
pictures, do you?

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Your uncle and me, we used to go twice a
week to the... What were they called?

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The solders, the historians.

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Not that I'd go if you offered to take
me. It's all soft porn these days,

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whatever that is. I'd seen that.

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I was just going to do it.

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Oh.

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Well, go on, then. Go and see your soft
porn.

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Might get you interested in girls.

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Oh.

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Give me a kiss, darling.

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Oh.

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Oh, do you remember when you was little
and you used to come into my bed for

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cuddles?

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Oh.

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Another kiss.

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Now who?

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Broccoli.

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You're not playing?

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No, I like to watch.

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Are the winners or the losers?

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Oh, winners, bet.

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You like gamblers?

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I find them boring.

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I like fun people.

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You don't want the fun to hurt you.

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£850. Here.

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Pay the bill, please.

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You feel free.

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It's about as much fun in my life as
there are winners around the world. All

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that. Thank you.

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Thank you, Glenn.

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Oh, there's certainly one winner.

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Where are you going?

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I fancy blackjack.

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You've got a streak going at roulette.
Why switch?

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Roulette's just luck.

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I enjoy an element of skill.

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Has he been here before?

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Once or twice.

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Who is he?

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No idea.

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Philo. Your best, sir.

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17. Hit me.

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I'm 17, sir.

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Hit me.

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21. 21.

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You hit a 17.

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Everybody stands on a 17. Everybody. I
don't.

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Oh, having a nice evening?

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Afraid I've taken about 3 ,000 off you.

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We like people who can enjoy themselves.

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What'll you have?

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I'll have a light ale.

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Oh, come on.

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Celebrate. 3 ,000, quite a win in this
place.

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How do you know how much I want?

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I've had my eye on you.

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You coming in tomorrow?

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Yes, I think I will.

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Good.

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I'll be here.

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I didn't see you play.

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You haven't been to many of these dives,
have you?

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No. Only just got hooked.

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Well, I'm a hostess.

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I see that everybody's having a good
time.

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Oh, so now you think that I'm having a
good time.

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And aren't you?

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Oh, yes, I am, rather.

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You're shy.

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I like shy men.

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Oh,

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come on.

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You can't still be living at home and
looking after an aunt at your age.

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No wonder you look so gloomy.

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Why don't you just walk out?

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Oh, I did once.

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Ran away to sea.

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Got a job as a steward on a cruise ship.

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Oh, that was a home from home. That
was... Instead of one old lady, I had

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look after.

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Oh, you'd be surprised how many would
tuck a tip into my trouser pocket and

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me their cabin number.

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Yuck. Now, then, what did you do?

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You're very good at asking questions,
aren't you?

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Or is that all part of the job, too?

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Can be.

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And what about you?

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What's your story?

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Oh, my dad ran the amusement arcade on
the pier. I used to take the money.

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And what'd you take here?

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Did you get commission?

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Hey, don't bite me head off.

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You know, you'd be quite nice if you
weren't afraid to let it flow.

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Or do I tip you?

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You could tip me.

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I'd rather have a curry.

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Tell me.

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It's you. You gave me a fright. I
thought I... Oh, I must have dropped

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I forgot my nightcap.

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How was your soft porn?

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Oh, a waste of time.

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Did they use all the four -letter words?

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I forgot to count them.

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Potter, it's daylight.

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Where have you been?

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Look, I'm not a child.

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leave me all alone in this house all
night knowing what they said about my

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heart. And I'm not a male nurse either.

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There's gratitude after all we've done
for you.

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Look, Auntie, I've been wanting to talk
to you about this.

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Either we should find you a housekeeper
or get you a companion.

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Companion?

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Do you think I want somebody who'll be
paid to pretend to like me?

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No. I won't have anybody else to live in
this house.

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Not even servants.

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Mrs Webb can leave me my supper tray at
seven, and I've got the place to myself.

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Well, myself and you, Roger.

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Just me and you.

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Now then, I'll hold him.

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Have to help me up. The steelhead's
popped it.

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Give me a kiss, Georgia.

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No problem.

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You've nothing to celebrate tonight.

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And you hit a 19.

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You must be mad.

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You shouldn't gamble, you know that?
You're not the type.

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Well, looking round here, take that as a
compliment.

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I'm wanted. Don't go, OK?

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Excuse me.

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Any idea what he's worth?

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No.

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What do I pay you for?

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Cheers.

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Well, now, what shall we have tonight?

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Curry?

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French? Italian?

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Spanish?

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What about the Albany?

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Oh, no, actually, two. I think with
auntie's influence, I might be able to

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her a discount.

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Why, does she own the Albany, then? She
owns the block.

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You must be worth quite a bit.

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What am I worth to you?

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Sorry, no more champagne.

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I'm broke.

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Have it on the house.

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How broke?

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My neck.

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No, until I get my check at the end of
the month.

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Why don't you have a word with Vasco?
Maybe he could tide you over.

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That's a good idea.

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Come in, Mr. Carlton.

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Come in, come in, come in. Take a seat.

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How do you know my name?

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Oh, Mr. Carlton, I can tell you haven't
been playing the tables for very long.

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Even in Las Vegas, inquiries have to be
made.

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I'm sure it's the same in your business.

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Which is insurance, I believe?

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Yes.

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But insurance is just a sideline for
you.

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Your expectations?

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You have been digging around, haven't
you? Yes.

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Because I think to myself, one day this
charming young man will be coming to me

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for credit. And it's much better if I
make inquiries in advance.

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What do you use, private detectives?

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Yes. So do you and insurance.

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How much you want?

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Five thousand pounds.

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Look, I could sign a form with any
backstreet dealer and get that much

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buy a car.

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Sure, but a car can always be recovered.

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And my family's reputation couldn't be
if I let you down.

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You understand that in this country a
casino is not allowed to give credit, so

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this will be a personal loan from me to
you, okay?

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Okay.

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We also have our forms, Mr. Patsy.

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Insurance.

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I've told you!

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I don't want a companion.

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I've only asked this old girl from the
office to look round.

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No, you can tell her to stop looking.

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You'll have a reason, Auntie May.

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Do you think...

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Do you remember Philip?

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What, that spotty boy you were at school
with?

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00:17:26,990 --> 00:17:32,590
Yes. Well, you see, he's working in
Spain now, and I've got some holiday

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and he's invited me over.

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Oh, nice for you.

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00:17:37,150 --> 00:17:41,350
So I thought if I was to find you a
companion... No, no, don't bother.

260
00:17:42,090 --> 00:17:43,630
I can take care of myself.

261
00:17:44,710 --> 00:17:49,350
Mrs. Webb will leave me my tray and...
Oh, there he is.

262
00:17:49,690 --> 00:17:51,890
Something you can do for me, if you have
the time.

263
00:17:52,350 --> 00:17:54,970
Yes? Well, could you get me one of
those?

264
00:17:55,790 --> 00:17:57,170
Those little machines.

265
00:17:57,690 --> 00:18:01,210
What lets you change the TV programme
without getting up.

266
00:18:03,830 --> 00:18:05,230
It's my hip, you see.

267
00:18:05,570 --> 00:18:06,570
Yes, your hip.

268
00:18:06,830 --> 00:18:07,830
And my heart.

269
00:18:08,850 --> 00:18:09,990
And your heart.

270
00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:12,690
No problem.

271
00:18:13,970 --> 00:18:15,090
And do you know what?

272
00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:18,550
I get another week's holiday at
Christmas.

273
00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:21,210
I thought we could drive down to the
seaside.

274
00:18:21,450 --> 00:18:22,450
Oh!

275
00:18:22,470 --> 00:18:24,610
Didn't you always say that you loved
Torquay?

276
00:18:25,510 --> 00:18:27,410
The old Imperial Hotel.

277
00:18:29,890 --> 00:18:32,090
I wouldn't find it the same.

278
00:18:58,120 --> 00:18:59,480
How much do you want this time?

279
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,200
Home again, 5 ,000.

280
00:19:02,460 --> 00:19:04,000
My luck's changing, I know it is.

281
00:19:05,580 --> 00:19:07,440
Look, that's gold, my family.

282
00:19:08,260 --> 00:19:09,880
My father was mayor of this town.

283
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:13,460
They won't let me go under.

284
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:15,480
You'll be all right.

285
00:19:52,140 --> 00:19:53,140
Do you want to get away, then?

286
00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:55,680
Oh, Auntie May, I've got a present for
you.

287
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,020
Games of patience.

288
00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:58,480
Thought you might like a change.

289
00:19:58,720 --> 00:19:59,679
Learn a new one.

290
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:00,599
Oh, I might.

291
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,600
Where do you get this?

292
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,980
Hmm, sitting down, pen, pen. Have a try.

293
00:20:05,340 --> 00:20:06,400
It'll pass the time.

294
00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:09,740
Goodbye, Auntie May.

295
00:20:10,740 --> 00:20:11,780
And look after yourself.

296
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:14,380
Well, there'll be nobody else to look
after me.

297
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:17,560
Will there?

298
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:20,340
On holiday? Where? Where? Where on
holiday?

299
00:20:21,410 --> 00:20:22,410
What a dress.

300
00:20:24,150 --> 00:20:25,830
Oh, you dumb idiot.

301
00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:27,770
You let him keep the country.

302
00:20:28,890 --> 00:20:31,890
You're sorry? I'm sorry. Damn near £20
,000 sorry.

303
00:21:36,110 --> 00:21:37,049
How are you?

304
00:21:37,050 --> 00:21:38,290
No need to worry, madam.

305
00:21:40,570 --> 00:21:41,890
What do you want?

306
00:21:42,350 --> 00:21:43,730
We're here on legal business.

307
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:47,710
What? At two o 'clock in the morning?

308
00:21:48,590 --> 00:21:49,850
Urgent legal business.

309
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:54,390
Well, how did you get in?

310
00:21:54,930 --> 00:21:56,570
Rang the bell. No answer.

311
00:21:56,930 --> 00:21:58,790
The back door was on the light.

312
00:22:04,940 --> 00:22:07,920
All the locks after my housekeeper had
gone.

313
00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:09,300
We'll make mistakes.

314
00:22:09,460 --> 00:22:11,020
Well, is something wrong?

315
00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:13,500
Has something happened to Roger?

316
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:16,220
You could say that's why we're here.

317
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:17,780
What has happened?

318
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:22,780
Did you know, madam, that your nephew
was a gambler?

319
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:26,060
Roger? Oh, what nonsense.

320
00:22:26,620 --> 00:22:27,840
He ain't got the guts.

321
00:22:28,260 --> 00:22:31,640
He owes 20 ,000 pounds to our client.

322
00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:33,940
20 ,000?

323
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:37,400
There's no doubt of it, is there, lads?
No doubt at all.

324
00:22:37,620 --> 00:22:38,740
Open and shut case.

325
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:40,380
Two witnesses besides myself.

326
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:43,420
I feel so ashamed.

327
00:22:44,660 --> 00:22:47,120
Understandable. Be put right in a
moment.

328
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:49,140
Where's your checkbook?

329
00:22:49,460 --> 00:22:51,480
Well, how silly do you think I am?

330
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:55,020
I won't do anything without my lawyers.
You can see them tomorrow.

331
00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:58,020
No lawyers, that's final. Find her
checkbook, Charlie.

332
00:22:58,420 --> 00:23:00,480
But I can't write a check.

333
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:01,940
Not for that much.

334
00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:08,520
Well, all my money's in trash. Nobody
can touch it. I can't touch it until it

335
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:09,940
goes to Roger when I...

336
00:23:09,940 --> 00:23:16,700
So it

337
00:23:16,700 --> 00:23:19,240
goes to Roger when you...

338
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:25,980
Hello?

339
00:23:27,460 --> 00:23:28,460
Hello, who's that?

340
00:23:30,220 --> 00:23:32,100
I think I've got the wrong number.

341
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:38,280
I'm calling long distance from Spain,
and my name is Roger Carson, and I

342
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:39,420
to speak to my Auntie May.

343
00:23:41,300 --> 00:23:44,280
What? I think, sir, you should come home
as soon as you can.

344
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:46,860
We've got some distressing news for you.

345
00:23:47,220 --> 00:23:51,300
I'm afraid...

346
00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:56,220
I'll leave

347
00:23:56,220 --> 00:23:59,560
at once.

348
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,000
First plane.

349
00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:06,480
You'll understand it is a dreadful
shock.

350
00:24:08,420 --> 00:24:09,420
Thank you.

351
00:24:18,660 --> 00:24:19,660
It's worked!

352
00:24:19,980 --> 00:24:20,980
It's worked!

353
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,820
The old bag's as dead as a doornail!

354
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:25,200
And I'm rich!

355
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:30,180
The only way to rent a killer...

356
00:24:30,380 --> 00:24:33,340
It's to hire one who doesn't know he's
being hired. Wasn't I brilliant?

357
00:24:33,860 --> 00:24:38,820
And now what do we do? We go back, I
collect my inheritance, pay Bath, go in

358
00:24:38,820 --> 00:24:42,400
full, and happy, happy, happy ever
after.

359
00:24:43,700 --> 00:24:46,100
Oh, poor old Aunt May.