1 00:00:03,149 --> 00:00:04,770 Buona sera, mia dolce. 2 00:00:05,890 --> 00:00:06,950 Let me guess. 3 00:00:07,670 --> 00:00:12,750 This is the same slimy pickup line you use on hundreds of women just hoping 4 00:00:12,750 --> 00:00:16,850 someday someone will actually be interested in your crude little 5 00:00:17,990 --> 00:00:18,990 Yes. 6 00:00:20,390 --> 00:00:26,030 Well, you finally hit the jackpot, big boy. Oh, I just think I was going to 7 00:00:26,030 --> 00:00:27,030 up next year. 8 00:00:27,410 --> 00:00:29,950 My name is Maria. I work up in filing. 9 00:00:30,670 --> 00:00:33,490 It's very boring. I hope you're not boring. 10 00:00:34,330 --> 00:00:38,530 How does a little red wine and gravity boots for two sound? 11 00:00:39,390 --> 00:00:40,390 We'll start. 12 00:00:41,310 --> 00:00:42,950 Pick me up here after work. 13 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:46,310 Wear something tearaway. 14 00:00:47,970 --> 00:00:49,530 My name's Dan. Who cares? 15 00:00:52,050 --> 00:00:53,050 Right. 16 00:00:56,430 --> 00:00:58,910 You will not believe what just happened to me. 17 00:00:59,540 --> 00:01:02,760 Some loose woman that you've never met before has agreed to go back to your 18 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:05,820 place and participate in some deviant sexual behavior. 19 00:01:07,780 --> 00:01:09,220 What gave me away, the drool? 20 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:14,180 I sure hope she's loose enough to make it another night, Dan. 21 00:01:14,820 --> 00:01:18,480 Why? Because tonight is the night we all go to Miss Sullivan's party. 22 00:01:19,980 --> 00:01:20,980 This tonight? 23 00:01:21,300 --> 00:01:24,360 Dan, we got our invitations three months ago. 24 00:01:30,860 --> 00:01:34,780 Ladies, Christine Sullivan requests the pleasure of your company at a gala 25 00:01:34,780 --> 00:01:39,700 affair commemorating the sixth wedding anniversary of Prince Charles and Lady 26 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:40,700 Diana. 27 00:01:42,700 --> 00:01:43,700 Party. 28 00:01:45,620 --> 00:01:50,120 Listen to me. We're talking naked Italian women hanging from the ceiling. 29 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,880 No, you listen to me, Dan. 30 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:54,860 Miss Sullivan is our friend. 31 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:59,340 Now, if that means that occasionally she'd like us all to get together, then 32 00:01:59,340 --> 00:02:04,840 should do so cheerfully, even if it is excruciatingly dull and stupid. 33 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:06,400 Hi, guys. 34 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:09,240 Is everybody looking forward to my party tonight? 35 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:11,640 We can't stop talking about it. 36 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:17,040 Good. But you better watch out. There might be some apple brandy in the punch. 37 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:21,580 Would it be rude for me to bring my tax forms? 38 00:02:26,470 --> 00:02:27,470 positive attitude. 39 00:02:27,870 --> 00:02:29,750 Maybe I'll get knifed on the way over. 40 00:02:31,550 --> 00:02:36,550 Sir, about the party tonight, I forgot. I have to go to a meeting of the B -U -B 41 00:02:36,550 --> 00:02:37,550 -B -A. 42 00:02:39,150 --> 00:02:40,150 Bubba? 43 00:02:40,790 --> 00:02:43,290 The Benevolent Union of Bald Bailiffs of America. 44 00:02:45,490 --> 00:02:46,710 I'm the stubble monitor. 45 00:02:48,630 --> 00:02:50,670 Bull, I am disappointed in you. 46 00:02:51,130 --> 00:02:55,810 I would expect an outlandish story like that from someone like Dan, but not from 47 00:02:55,810 --> 00:02:56,810 you. 48 00:02:57,010 --> 00:03:01,350 You're going to the party tonight, and that is final. Do you understand? 49 00:03:02,830 --> 00:03:03,830 Okay. 50 00:03:06,930 --> 00:03:10,610 Benevolent union of bald -headed bailiffs. What does he think, I was born 51 00:03:10,610 --> 00:03:11,610 yesterday? 52 00:03:12,030 --> 00:03:13,730 Sorry, guys, I can't make it. 53 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:08,820 Well, the court finds the defendant guilty of indecent exposure, and here's 54 00:04:08,820 --> 00:04:09,820 little free advice. 55 00:04:10,020 --> 00:04:16,860 The next time someone requests Pop Goes the Weasel, just play 56 00:04:16,860 --> 00:04:17,860 the song. 57 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:24,300 That's lunch, people. 58 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:29,560 I got your message. It said there was trouble. 59 00:04:30,460 --> 00:04:31,480 I like that in a man. 60 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:35,640 Listen, there's going to be a slight addendum to our plans for this evening. 61 00:04:36,340 --> 00:04:37,920 Cherry bombs and peanut butter? 62 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:40,800 No. 63 00:04:41,660 --> 00:04:43,880 There's a slight get -together I have to go to. 64 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:45,160 A party? 65 00:04:45,770 --> 00:04:49,310 You mean like when Mom and Dad go to bed, we get to play spin the bottle? 66 00:04:49,930 --> 00:04:53,690 Please. No, wait. Listen to me. Listen. I don't want to go to this party. None 67 00:04:53,690 --> 00:04:57,290 of us want to go. The judge is making us go. Two seconds in, bam, boom, bye, 68 00:04:57,410 --> 00:05:00,130 gone. It sounds kind of standard, Dan. 69 00:05:01,030 --> 00:05:02,910 I'm not a standard type of girl. 70 00:05:04,790 --> 00:05:06,190 Did I mention my washing machine? 71 00:05:08,770 --> 00:05:11,570 I've modified the agitator. 72 00:05:14,670 --> 00:05:17,230 In a way that I think you'll find amusing. 73 00:05:21,330 --> 00:05:23,870 Well, if it isn't the tea party animal. 74 00:05:24,830 --> 00:05:27,650 Sir, I just witnessed an exchange between Dan and his girlfriend. 75 00:05:28,110 --> 00:05:30,570 I hope you washed all exposed areas. 76 00:05:31,910 --> 00:05:32,910 Sir, I'm serious. 77 00:05:33,510 --> 00:05:34,770 I need an honest answer. 78 00:05:35,170 --> 00:05:38,110 Is it true that the only reason anybody's going to my party is because 79 00:05:38,110 --> 00:05:39,110 forced them to? 80 00:05:40,350 --> 00:05:41,350 That's ridiculous. 81 00:05:41,450 --> 00:05:44,090 Why in the world would you think something like that? 82 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:45,860 I've got everyone's paycheck, sir. 83 00:05:46,140 --> 00:05:49,140 And I told them they wouldn't get them until they all showed up. Boo! 84 00:05:52,740 --> 00:05:55,340 At Ishteen Cray's Artie Pay. 85 00:06:01,660 --> 00:06:05,540 Well, okay, okay, okay. I gave them all a little added incentive. 86 00:06:06,060 --> 00:06:07,980 Oh, that's fine. That is just wonderful. 87 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:10,920 My self -esteem just skyrocketed. Miss Sullivan. No, no, no. 88 00:06:21,450 --> 00:06:23,750 She's probably too upset to even have the party now. 89 00:06:24,430 --> 00:06:25,430 Not a chance. 90 00:06:25,750 --> 00:06:26,750 Damn. 91 00:06:31,810 --> 00:06:32,810 Boy! 92 00:06:34,330 --> 00:06:37,530 You sure find out who your friends are when you invite them to a party. 93 00:06:38,530 --> 00:06:41,690 You'll serve them right if I don't invite them to Snoopy's birthday. 94 00:06:43,750 --> 00:06:46,730 I mean, draw me and quarter me. 95 00:06:46,970 --> 00:06:49,370 Because I happen to know Princess Di's maiden name. 96 00:06:49,630 --> 00:06:50,630 Spencer. 97 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:53,679 Biggie party? 98 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:55,900 Spencer. Princess Di's maiden name? 99 00:06:56,840 --> 00:07:00,800 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to intrude. No, no. It's okay. Excuse me. How do you 100 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:01,399 know that? 101 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:02,800 Well, it was in her autobiography. 102 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:04,340 Live and Let Die? 103 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:09,320 You read that, too? 104 00:07:09,660 --> 00:07:10,660 Oh, sure. 105 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:13,580 I have to admit, I'm a bit of an anglophile. 106 00:07:14,060 --> 00:07:17,100 Hey, you try any of that stuff with her, pal, I'll rip your tongue out through 107 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:18,100 your ears. 108 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:21,500 It's okay, really. 109 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:24,700 Okay, but I dealt with your kind before. 110 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:32,540 Um, I'm Bob. Bob Mason. 111 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:34,360 Christine Sullivan. 112 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:39,400 Look, I don't mean to be forward, but you seemed kind of upset when you came 113 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:40,860 here. Are you all right? 114 00:07:41,100 --> 00:07:45,540 Oh, yeah, I'm fine. It's just that all my friends think that celebrating 115 00:07:45,540 --> 00:07:46,900 and Di's anniversary is stupid. 116 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:48,800 Stupid? 117 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:52,240 That marriage was a fairy tale come true. 118 00:07:52,460 --> 00:07:56,660 You know, you're right. I think so, too. It was like a prince finding his maiden 119 00:07:56,660 --> 00:08:02,460 fair. Look, don't laugh, but I have all six hours of the wedding on tape. 120 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:07,860 You don't. I do, too. I practically got it memorized. 121 00:08:08,660 --> 00:08:14,000 And now the blissful couple emerges from the horse -drawn carriage and waves to 122 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,760 the eager throng of well -wishers. 123 00:08:18,410 --> 00:08:19,329 Do the wave? 124 00:08:19,330 --> 00:08:22,710 No, no, no. Yes, yes, you almost did it. Go ahead. 125 00:08:23,910 --> 00:08:25,790 Well, okay. 126 00:08:30,250 --> 00:08:31,250 That's it! 127 00:08:32,030 --> 00:08:33,650 You look just like a princess. 128 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:38,010 Bob? Yeah? 129 00:08:38,750 --> 00:08:40,590 Would you like to come to my party tonight? 130 00:08:41,330 --> 00:08:43,630 I'm serving black tea and crumpets with bitter marmalade. 131 00:08:44,730 --> 00:08:46,530 Have I died and gone to heaven? 132 00:08:47,820 --> 00:08:49,080 I'd be enchanted. 133 00:08:51,140 --> 00:08:54,040 The address is on the bottom. Oh, this is lovely. 134 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:59,940 Uh, Bob, I don't want you to think that I normally go around picking up guys in 135 00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:04,500 cafeterias. Oh, no, no. This isn't a pickup. This is two people with a lot of 136 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:09,220 common interests who just happen to meet in a very nice, wholesome, healthy 137 00:09:09,220 --> 00:09:10,220 environment. 138 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:18,640 Ta -ta. 139 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:35,800 Hello. 140 00:09:42,620 --> 00:09:43,620 Oh, hi there. 141 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:45,260 Super night for... 142 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:51,320 You look wonderful. 143 00:09:51,420 --> 00:09:53,560 Oh, thank you. You look the same. 144 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:55,880 Did you hurt your arm? 145 00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:58,940 Oh, no. I, uh, new watch band. It's kind of tight. 146 00:10:00,140 --> 00:10:01,140 Oops. 147 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,420 That's my London Bridge cake. I don't want it to fall. 148 00:10:04,900 --> 00:10:07,380 So, uh, you ever been to England? 149 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:21,619 Look at this. Oh, lovely. 150 00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:24,140 Who lives here? Smurf? How about those men? You think they'll make it this 151 00:10:24,220 --> 00:10:25,059 You think it's going to rain? 152 00:10:25,060 --> 00:10:27,140 Where does the time go when you're having fun? You make sure you tell 153 00:10:27,140 --> 00:10:28,560 we had a great time. Thanks a lot. See you later. Bye. 154 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:38,660 About time you guys got here. 155 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:40,920 Miss Sullivan? 156 00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:42,100 I'll be out in a minute. 157 00:10:42,820 --> 00:10:43,820 Some place, huh? 158 00:10:44,980 --> 00:10:46,760 Looks like a toxic cute dump. 159 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:54,540 nothing wrong with Miss Sullivan's taste that a couple of years in a Turkish 160 00:10:54,540 --> 00:10:55,740 prison wouldn't cure. 161 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:01,300 This is new. 162 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,140 I'm Bob, Christine's friend. 163 00:11:04,660 --> 00:11:07,160 Watch this guy. He's an admitted anglophile. 164 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:09,520 Coming through! 165 00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:12,900 Ta -da! 166 00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:15,100 Like it? 167 00:11:15,620 --> 00:11:16,620 What is it? 168 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:25,820 Who are those two guys on either side of him? 169 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,340 Those are his ears. 170 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:31,700 Has everyone met Bob? 171 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:33,440 Yeah, sure did. Put her there, Bob. 172 00:11:34,340 --> 00:11:37,040 Boy, what a manly grip you've got. I like that. 173 00:11:37,260 --> 00:11:39,920 Don't you hate guys that shake hands like a dead fish? 174 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:45,080 Well, 175 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:51,120 since you love that one so much, let's go on, huh? 176 00:11:54,090 --> 00:11:57,130 in your... What, you do magic, too? 177 00:11:58,230 --> 00:11:59,230 Now, wait a minute. 178 00:12:00,090 --> 00:12:03,770 These are real. Yeah, well, nice to have met you all. It's been a lot of fun, 179 00:12:03,850 --> 00:12:06,910 but I gotta go. Get back in there. Where do you think you're going? 180 00:12:07,190 --> 00:12:08,190 Who are you? 181 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:10,410 Detective Sergeant Custis, NYPD. 182 00:12:11,150 --> 00:12:12,730 Somebody complain about the noise? 183 00:12:15,250 --> 00:12:18,330 This guy escaped from my custody while I was making a pit stop. 184 00:12:19,090 --> 00:12:20,090 Spashed a colon. 185 00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:22,590 Eat two peanuts, snap shut like a bear trap. 186 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:29,120 No, he's not a criminal, but he did witness a contract killing. And we are 187 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:32,900 keeping him under protective custody because of the $50 ,000 price tag on his 188 00:12:32,900 --> 00:12:36,840 head. Right now, there's a professional hitman parked in a car across the 189 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:40,980 street. A hitman who wouldn't mind at all splattering the brains of every 190 00:12:40,980 --> 00:12:42,800 in this room until he got the guy he was after. 191 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:44,900 Is this bean dip for everyone? 192 00:12:49,580 --> 00:12:52,600 Why didn't you tell me you're the target for a gang execution? 193 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,180 It just always seems to put such a damper on the conversation. 194 00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:58,560 I can't believe this! 195 00:12:58,780 --> 00:13:00,180 Please, we have got to stay calm. 196 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:03,120 Call 911. Tell them there's a cop who needs help. Right. 197 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:06,680 Hello? 198 00:13:08,820 --> 00:13:10,960 Did you pay your phone bill this month? 199 00:13:11,860 --> 00:13:12,860 Oh, no! 200 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,460 Boy, they sure move fast. 201 00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:16,960 Well, you pay top dollar, you get good people. 202 00:13:18,420 --> 00:13:21,680 But it's such a comfort, I would hate to have my brains exploded by an amateur. 203 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:26,800 We are just going to have to wait them out. But in the meantime, stay away from 204 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:29,880 the doors, the windows, and those devil eggs. They're going to repeat on you 205 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:30,880 like you wouldn't believe. 206 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:33,120 What if he breaks the door down? 207 00:13:33,420 --> 00:13:34,420 No problem. 208 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,120 Okay. 209 00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:43,000 Let's size up the situation. 210 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:45,160 We got a mad dog killer outside. 211 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:47,960 We got no phone, and we got no weapons. 212 00:13:48,540 --> 00:13:50,240 But we do have our wits. 213 00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:54,300 Well, I'm off to stick my head in the oven. 214 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:58,180 Listen, it's the elevator. 215 00:14:00,780 --> 00:14:01,780 It's footsteps. 216 00:14:02,140 --> 00:14:03,280 Don't anybody move. 217 00:14:03,940 --> 00:14:06,520 That way you'll get a clean hit and there'll be a lot less suffering. 218 00:14:09,260 --> 00:14:11,520 What was that? 219 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:12,920 It's my cat. 220 00:14:13,540 --> 00:14:16,720 Dan, you stepped on Mr. Whiskers' tail. 221 00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:19,460 If he doesn't watch out, he'll wind up being Mr. Tennis Racket. 222 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,760 I think he's whistling. 223 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:29,160 Oh, if he's whistling, it's just my nosy neighbor, Mr. Fitzgerald. Let's get him 224 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,019 to call the police. 225 00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:31,900 Pretty boy Harris heard whistling. 226 00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:35,260 Two seconds later, he had a nostril this big. 227 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:38,960 Hey, the cat. 228 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,760 Don't stare. That's just the way they take baths. 229 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:51,460 I mean, maybe this cat can help us out. 230 00:14:51,860 --> 00:14:52,860 Of course. 231 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:56,600 When the hitman comes in, we'll throw it in his face and Mr. Whiskers can claw 232 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:57,600 his eyes out. 233 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,280 Once again, you're way ahead of me, big guy. 234 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:05,680 I was thinking we could write a note and tuck it under his collar and then send 235 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:07,140 him down by way of the fire escape. 236 00:15:07,420 --> 00:15:10,020 Right. Then somebody might find the note and call the police. 237 00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:11,680 Wait a minute. 238 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:13,740 What if the hitman sees him? 239 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,220 I don't think there's anyone in this room that could live with his conscience 240 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:18,660 Mr. Whiskers came to any harm. 241 00:15:21,290 --> 00:15:22,590 Send a little hairball. 242 00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:27,850 Come on, Christine. 243 00:15:28,210 --> 00:15:29,210 Please. 244 00:15:29,430 --> 00:15:30,630 It's the only way. 245 00:15:31,970 --> 00:15:33,150 All right. 246 00:15:34,770 --> 00:15:38,170 Write down to call Sergeant Monroe at the 15th Precinct. Tell him that things 247 00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:39,530 are out of control and we need support. 248 00:15:40,170 --> 00:15:42,450 You know, Christine, I have to tell you. 249 00:15:42,830 --> 00:15:44,690 This little guy is adorable. 250 00:15:47,010 --> 00:15:48,010 Hey. 251 00:15:48,810 --> 00:15:49,709 How's that? 252 00:15:49,710 --> 00:15:51,260 Good luck. boogie pie. 253 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:52,480 Come on, come on. 254 00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:55,440 Okay. Go with the wind! 255 00:15:58,440 --> 00:15:59,440 How's he doing? 256 00:15:59,780 --> 00:16:01,900 Hold on, he just encountered another cat. 257 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,040 Oh, that's Fifi the neighbor cat. 258 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,080 Oh, no, they're fighting! 259 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,220 That's not fighting. 260 00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:12,600 Who are they? 261 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,700 You know, you should let him out more often. 262 00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:24,380 Yeah, but they won't want to touch it. 263 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:30,520 All right, this is stupid. All these ridiculous plans. What we should do is 264 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:34,040 the window and scream for help until the cops come. Stay away from the window. 265 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:35,680 Come on, we're on the 16th floor. 266 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:55,320 This one's cute. 267 00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:29,200 That bullet... Yeah, almost split the uprights, huh? 268 00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:35,140 I better finish filling out this toe tag. 269 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,140 Do you really think we might die, Dan? 270 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:40,800 Considering the fact that bullets are flying through the air, I would say it's 271 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:41,800 distinct possibility. 272 00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:44,180 You really know how to sweet -talk a girl. 273 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:46,640 What are you talking about? 274 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:53,640 For some reason, the thought of imminent danger makes me feel so... stimulated. 275 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,029 Wait a minute. 276 00:17:56,030 --> 00:17:59,010 Are you telling me being in fear of your life turns you on? 277 00:17:59,290 --> 00:18:03,470 I feel so alive knowing it could be my last moment. 278 00:18:03,770 --> 00:18:06,770 Don't worry, people. No one's gonna die here. Shut up, Harry. 279 00:18:09,970 --> 00:18:16,710 Bob, why did you have to do this? I know, I know it was stupid, but when I 280 00:18:16,710 --> 00:18:23,510 you, you were so sweet, so interesting. I just had to see you again. 281 00:18:25,290 --> 00:18:26,930 We have so much in common. 282 00:18:27,130 --> 00:18:30,950 Look, I really am an anglophile, you know. I have had enough! 283 00:18:32,830 --> 00:18:37,110 Bull, an anglophile is somebody who studies the British as a hobby. 284 00:18:37,670 --> 00:18:41,050 Oh, I thought it was the guy who liked to put liverwurst in his socks and look 285 00:18:41,050 --> 00:18:42,210 at pictures of Joanne Worley. 286 00:18:49,290 --> 00:18:50,290 What's the name for that? 287 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,190 A whirlybird. 288 00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:57,480 That came from the bedroom. 289 00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:59,060 Must have come off the fire escape. 290 00:18:59,580 --> 00:19:00,580 Bull, get the light. 291 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:01,760 Right. 292 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:05,900 Bull, turn the light off. 293 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:07,280 That was my next choice. 294 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,400 My God, we're going to die. 295 00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:18,440 Now, Dan, it has to be now. 296 00:19:19,820 --> 00:19:21,540 We're going to make one hell of a chalk outline. 297 00:19:38,889 --> 00:19:41,270 doesn't buy what it used to, does it, Mr. 298 00:19:41,530 --> 00:19:43,190 Fancy Pants Hitman? 299 00:19:44,690 --> 00:19:47,590 What the... This is my neighbor, nosy Mr. 300 00:19:48,090 --> 00:19:52,010 Fitzgerald. I was just down for my stroll when I happened to notice your 301 00:19:52,010 --> 00:19:56,590 window was wide open. You were out for a stroll on her fire escape? 302 00:19:57,310 --> 00:19:59,690 I don't know how much more of this I can take! 303 00:20:00,310 --> 00:20:01,310 You and me... 304 00:20:14,830 --> 00:20:15,830 Sergeant Monroe! 305 00:20:16,070 --> 00:20:19,630 You folks are safe now. We already nabbed the hitman. That note was a smart 306 00:20:19,630 --> 00:20:20,630 idea. 307 00:20:20,670 --> 00:20:22,150 Mr. Whiskers, you did it! 308 00:20:22,370 --> 00:20:26,110 How did you find him? We had complaints from 15 different cat owners. 309 00:20:28,890 --> 00:20:30,450 Mr. Whiskers, how could you? 310 00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,850 Oh, come on. We better get this guy hidden again. 311 00:20:33,050 --> 00:20:33,689 Come on, pal. 312 00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:35,330 Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold it. 313 00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:41,090 Christine, look, for what it's worth, I think you're one of the most 314 00:20:41,090 --> 00:20:44,540 attractive... intelligent, exciting women I've ever met. 315 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:47,620 Thank you. 316 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:51,860 And you're not so bad yourself. 317 00:20:52,540 --> 00:20:54,260 So maybe I can call you sometime. 318 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:55,720 No. 319 00:20:56,180 --> 00:20:57,280 I understand. 320 00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:01,680 I mean, they caught this guy, but who knows who else is out there gunning for 321 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:02,680 me. 322 00:21:02,740 --> 00:21:07,480 For the rest of my life, I'll be little more than a human target. 323 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,340 Excuse me, we haven't met. 324 00:21:09,620 --> 00:21:10,800 My name is Maria. 325 00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:15,080 Has anyone ever told you you have a desperate, hunted look in your eye? 326 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:17,480 Whoa! 327 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,620 Oh, when you do that, I love it. Whoa! 328 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,380 Damn, she's gone. 329 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:29,760 I knew that. 330 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:34,360 Miss Sullivan? 331 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:36,360 You gonna be okay? 332 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:39,300 Can we, uh, help you clean up or anything? 333 00:21:39,830 --> 00:21:42,510 Oh, no, no, no. That's okay. I'll just... move. 334 00:21:45,950 --> 00:21:47,290 My life is ruined! 335 00:21:49,290 --> 00:21:50,290 There, there. 336 00:21:51,150 --> 00:21:53,830 It's your party. You can cry if you want to. 337 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:16,320 entirely true. 338 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:23,620 I mean, so what if your idea of a good time is different from everyone else on 339 00:22:23,620 --> 00:22:24,620 the planet? 340 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,960 I mean, who's to say they're right? 341 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:30,260 No one, I guess. 342 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:32,700 You were just being yourself, Christine. 343 00:22:32,940 --> 00:22:34,120 Nothing's wrong with that. 344 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,880 Yeah. We love you just the way you are. 345 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:39,640 Thanks, guys. 346 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:42,600 Oh, police!