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Hi, guys.

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Hey. Roz?

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Roz? Hmm?

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You all right?

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Yeah, my stomach's just a bit queasy.

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Want a bite of my squid salad sandwich?

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No, thanks, Bull. I just had a peanut
butter and jellyfish.

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What's so funny, Max?

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This ass.

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Come celebrate the Constitution's 200th
birthday at Schuster's Plumbing and

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Toilet Supplies.

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George Washington sat here.

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That is so tacky.

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Why can't people just celebrate the
Constitution without making complete

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of themselves?

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Hi, guys!

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Look, it's Harry's grandmother.

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You like this, huh?

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You're having a big sale at the Colonial
Head Shop.

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I got one for you, big guy.

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sure this was going to fit. What is your
head size, Bull?

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Inhaled or exhaled?

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Never mind.

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Hey, don't make any plans for after work
because I got a bootleg copy of the

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Edwin Newman -William F. Buckley debate
over the ramifications of the Plessy

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versus Ferguson case.

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They left in all the 14 -letter words.

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Oh, darn, I'd love to come, but I
already have plans, sir. Too bad. How

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you, Mac?

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Well, I've got plans too, sir.

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Oh, rat, so do I.

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We all do.

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So you're all doing something together?

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Yeah.

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What you got planned?

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Water skiing.

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Yeah, I said water skiing.

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It's ten degrees outside.

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Everything's frozen over.

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That's the way we like it, sir.

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Yeah, I get a great deal on the boat,
too. Sixteen bucks, have it back by

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I don't believe it. We're about to
celebrate the double platinum

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the most important document in the
world, and you folks don't even want to

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part. I would think that you would drop
everything to come by.

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Well, I admire your ingenuity, but the
law takes a dim view of what you call

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unfurling old glory.

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$200 fine and time served.

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Move them out.

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You know, Matt, I'm really beginning to
enjoy this thing.

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Me too, sir. Just like working with
Mamie Van Doren.

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Bull isn't back yet, huh? No, he's
downstairs getting ready for Ross's

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triumphant return.

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Boy, it's been a weird two weeks without
Ross.

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I didn't think the diabetes kept you in
the hospital that long.

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Yeah. You know, I've really missed her
sense of quiet authority, the way she

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radiates that calm professionalism. And
yet never too busy to squeeze off a

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light -hearted volley of gunfire.

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Stay away!

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Hey, woolly bully, what you doing?

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Stringing a banner, sir. It says,
Welcome back, Roz. We missed you.

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While you were gone, I got a shoe shine
and started breaking in a new uniform.

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How long is that thing?

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Well, how far is it from here to the
door?

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Six feet.

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Then it's 18 floors and six feet.

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Don't you think he overdid it, big
fella?

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Well, I miss Roz.

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I still don't see why she wouldn't let
us visit her at the hospital.

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I do.

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It's embarrassing.

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I hate wearing those hospital gowns that
hang wide open at the back.

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I always turn mine around.

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Great icebreaker in the solarium.

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I don't see why she was gone for two
weeks.

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I got diabetes when I was a kid and it
only lasted one day.

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You had diabetes?

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Uh -huh. I got it from eating too many
prunes.

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I didn't have any visitors either.

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is a lot more serious than what you
have. You wouldn't think so the way the

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neighbors carried on.

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It's a lost cause, sir. Move on to the
next case.

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Okie doke.

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People versus LaRue, Johnson,
McCullough, and Simon.

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Well, look at this. We got ourselves
three presidents and the minority whip.

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Her name is Francine LaRue, Your Honor,
and these...

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Our actors from that big TV special
they're doing tonight?

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Oh, you mean the hip -hopping, finger
-popping, constitutional birthday

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bash?

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That's the one.

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Our fondling fathers here got drunk
during their dinner break and decided to

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exercise their, uh, freedom of assembly.

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Honest, Abe?

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Look, I don't have to take this. I'm a
major talent in this town.

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Wanna bet?

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Hey, how'd you like me to charge up your
San Juan Hill?

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Look, I may have to defend you, but I
don't have to put up with your sleazy

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remarks. Ooh, a filly with spirit.

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Looks like you need a rough rider.

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Watch it. I speak softly, but I carry a
big knee.

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Please get on with this. I have to
repowder my tights or I'll chafe like a

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express rider.

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You really like that costume, don't you?

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Immensely.

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Your Honor, before we proceed, we're
going to need an order to separate.

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One of the parties involved isn't here.
The man playing Thomas Jefferson hasn't

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sobered up yet.

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A little bit too much Yankee Doodle
brandy?

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About ten minutes ago, he stuck a
feather down his throat and threw up

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Well, then you gentlemen will have to
decide whether you want your cases

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adjudicated together or separately.

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United we stand, divided we fall.

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Tell me about it.

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In that case, we'll just wait for Mr.
Jefferson to join our cheap executives

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here. Stick around the building, guys.
That's lunch, people.

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Hold it, everyone.

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Watch where you step.

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What'd you do, lose a contact lens?

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No, my wart.

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Say, were you ever in the road company
of La Cage aux Folles?

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No, but every year I play the psycho
killer in our bailiff Christmas pageant.

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Is he serious?

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Yeah, it's a great show. Frosty the
Hitman.

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She was supposed to be here by now.

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Well, if she stopped to read the banner,
it could take weeks.

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I'm sure she'll appreciate all the work
you went to, Bull.

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Who put this stupid thing here?

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I missed you so much.

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Hi, Ron. How are you?

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Come on, Bull. Don't explode the girl
her first day back.

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Come here. Sit down. Sit down over here.

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Good to see you.

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We missed you so much, Ross.

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How was the hospital?

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Peachy.

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First, I was dragged in there on a
stretcher, stripped naked, and strapped

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a bed against my will.

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Since then, I've been poked, prodded,
pumped full of drugs, force -fed, and

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blood sucked out of me ten times a day
with razor -sharp needles.

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You got to go on a stretcher?

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Who wants to know?

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Mr. Brian Capshaw, producer of the hip
-hopping, finger -popping,

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birthday blowout bash.

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Ah. The band has an Emmy, a Tony, and 75
Ernie's.

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His talent speaks for itself.

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Swell. Does he?

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Of course he speaks. The man is a genius
at speaking.

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Yes, sir, I'll shut up now.

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My sister's kid works for free, takes
abuse like a Cuban welterweight.

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Would you mind if we, uh, confab?

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Uh, sorry, I'm spoken for.

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Oh, I get it, I get it. Brian, he's
making a joke.

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Look, Judge, I'm staring down the barrel
of a two -hour deadline on a TV thing.

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Now, those four actors you're holding
are my opening number.

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So let's say we, uh, swing a little...

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Presidential pardon, eh? Well, I'm
afraid it's not really that simple.

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Say, Ron, wouldn't this guy look
terrific in a Rolex?

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Say, Ron, wouldn't this guy look
terrific behind bars?

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Look, babe, come on, cut me some slack
here. This is for a good cause. This

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is going to fill millions of American
hearts with real patriotic spirit.

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Kathy, Kathy, I'm ready for my day.

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Let me guess.

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The statue of puberty.

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Tracy, sweetie, I told you to wait out
in the truck.

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It's cold out there.

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See my goose bumps?

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My compliments to the goose.

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Tracy is part of the parade of
government forms.

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I'm a carrier.

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That would be my guess.

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I get to carry the Constitution.

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Constitution, sweetie.

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Isn't she adorable?

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Wait a minute. She's going to carry the
Constitution?

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As in we the people?

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One of the original drafts.

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Picture this.

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A darkened stadium.

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A hush falls over the saps in the
audience.

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Suddenly, fireworks fill the sky.

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Marching bands from all across the
country form a giant Liberty Bell, and

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the crack come 200 Robert Goulet
impersonators crooning the national

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laser beams bounce off their gold neck
chains.

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Well, as long as it's all done in good
taste.

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Irony, I love this guy.

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So come on, Judge, what do you say, huh?
Can you do me the big one?

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Mr. Capshaw, I have a feeling that your
show is going to be a big one whether I

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help or not.

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Oh, did I mention that we got Pee Wee
Herman doing a reenactment of The

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Surrender at Yorktown?

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Is that really your dinner?

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No, it's Bugs Bunny's dinner. But it's
all I get to eat now.

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You should have some of mine.

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What is it?

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I don't know. I already ate the face
off.

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That's okay. I'll just go back to my
feast here.

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Well, I'm stuffed.

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They've got you on a really strict
program, huh?

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Heavens no.

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I can do anything I want as long as it's
bland, lifeless, and excruciatingly

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dull. The important thing is that you're
better now.

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Better than what?

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I can't eat half the food in this place.

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The spicy pizzas, the deep dish apple
pies.

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Whatever this brown thing is.

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Look, so you can't eat everything you
like to. Look on the bright side.

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The bright side is that I have to shoot
up with insulin three times a day so I

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don't go blind and I don't get my legs
chopped off.

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Anybody want my apple, Betty?

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I really don't give a hoot that Vanna
White is turning around the letters for

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the Bill of Rights.

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have to wait their turn for their trial
just like everyone else, if you will

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excuse me.

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So, we all getting caught up with each
other here?

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Oh, good. You're just in time. For what?

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My dessert.

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What's that for?

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To inject my insulin.

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And I have my choice of several exotic
locales.

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I can stick this in my arm or my thigh.

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Or, for those particularly festive
occasions, I can jab it in my stomach.

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Want to watch?

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For free?

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Hey, Roz, I know this has been rough,
but come on, it's going to get easier.

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You're right.

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Because I'm quitting.

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What? I'm resigning.

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I can't handle a job like this anymore.
Roz, this is very sudden. You want to

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think about this.

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I have thought about it, Harry.

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You can't be a bailiff if you have to
leave the prisoners every five minutes

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get an injection or check your blood
sugar or any of the other damn stupid

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things I have to do the rest of my life.

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I have the papers for you to sign later.

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Roz, we can work something out.

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No, we can't, Harry. You expect me to
sit around here and put on some kind of

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happy cripple show for you people?

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Well, I'm not going to.

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Hey, Roz!

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Welcome back.

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Listen, I know how hard this has been.

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This banana splits for you.

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I found that spoon.

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Boy, Roz is really going through a rough
time.

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Oh, I go through rough times. I don't go
around spreading food all over people.

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Unless they ask.

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We're just going to have to try to be
tolerant.

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I called Roz's doctor. Hopefully he'll
come down here and explain how serious

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this whole thing is. Great. Then maybe
things can get back to normal around

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here. Congress shall make no law. Step
kick.

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The establishment of step kick.

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Religion and freedom of the step kick.

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Must have been real lonely at Valley
Forge.

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It's okay, Bull.

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No, it's not.

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Roz is leaving.

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Just when I've gotten used to her.

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The way she mocks my height.

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The way she kicks my shin.

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The way she yanks up my shorts and hooks
the waistband over my forehead.

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Well, we'll all miss that, Bull.

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Come on, Bull, you've got to deal with
those feelings.

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Just let it out.

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Thanks, Christine. I feel better.

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What?

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Uh,

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excuse me, Harry. Roz's doctor's here.
Oh, good.

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Well, I'll let you to it. I have better
things to do than sit around and listen

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to some old geese that talk about Roz's
plumbing.

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I'm Dr. Townsend.

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It hurts right here.

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Hi, Dr. Townsend. I'm Harry Stone.

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Dan Fielding.

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Viral? Yet man enough to let his soft
side show.

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Enchanting fragrance. What is it?

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Hospital soap.

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I was palpating a sebaceous fist.

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You're just saying that.

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Dr. Townsend, I asked you here to talk
about Roz.

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Oh, what about her?

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Well, you see, she's not going to be
working here anymore.

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What?

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can't fire someone just for having
diabetes.

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No, wait a minute. No, you wait a
minute. Roz is completely capable of

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performing her duties. As a matter of
fact, the biggest problem people with

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diabetes ever have on the job are
employers with ignorant, insensitive

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attitudes. I tried to tell him.

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I don't want Roz to leave.

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You don't? No, but she goes off to the
hospital, and next thing I know, she

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comes back, she's mean and ill
-tempered.

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Well, she was like that before.

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But now she doesn't think she can do her
job.

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I think I'm getting the picture.

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Although Roz doesn't seem the type. What
type is that?

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Sometimes new diabetic patients feel
cheated, like they're giving up all the

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good things in life. And they withdraw
from that pain instead of dealing with

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it.

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Such wisdom.

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Such sensitivity.

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You know, I've just made a decision.

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I want to donate one of my vital organs
to science. How's ten o 'clock for you?

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Excuse me, Judge. Any chance of that
speedy trial thing happening?

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Yeah, in due time, Mr. Capshaw. Time?

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We're on the air live in 45 minutes.
Don't tell me time.

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I've got the Blue Angels in a holding
pattern over the Passaic Landsville.

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Mr. Capshaw. What's wrong?

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What is it? First and foremost, not my
fault.

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Okay.

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Hit me, baby. What is it? You know that
original draft of the Constitution we

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have down in the truck?

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Yes. Well, do you think we could shoot
around it?

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What the hell happened?

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The guards left the truck to watch Pia
Zadora rehearse her dance number.

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This nut climbs in and grabs the
Constitution.

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They chase him into this building and
into the courtroom across the hall, and

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now he's holding the Constitution
hostage.

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Oh, my God.

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You let Pia Zadora do a dance number?

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Get away from me or this Constitution's
history.

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Listen, don't you worry. If he lights
it, I'll protect your body from the

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with my body.

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This could be flammable. Better lose it.

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Sir, don't you really want to put that
thing down? The paper is very delicate.

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It's not paper. It's vellum.

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made from the skin of sheep.

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Some patriotic lamb gave his all for
this thing.

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But does he get any credit for it?

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Nah.

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Mac? Call the Little Bo Peep Squad, yes,
sir. Tell them it's a rushed job.

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Why don't we just shoot him? Hey, great
idea. I'll call props.

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Nobody is going to shoot anybody. That
might be a fine idea for a Hollywood

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soundstage, but this is a real -life
hostage situation.

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Albeit a weird one.

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Sir! Sir!

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It's Roz!

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What about her? I think she's drunk.

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Why do you think she's drunk?

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She said she was actually Ed Kooky Burns
in disguise.

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Then she put a trash can over her head
and clogged danced on top of the salad

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bar.

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That doesn't sound like her.

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Oh, wait a minute. Was Roz trembling?

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Yeah. Was she sweating a lot?

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Bucket. So would you if you're clogged
dancing on top of the salad bar.

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What is it, Doc?

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Well, it sounds like Roz could be having
an insulin reaction. She must have

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accidentally taken too much. Hey!

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What about me? The guy with the heritage
of the country in his hand.

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Sir, I'm really sorry, but we may have a
little emergency here. But I... Stick a

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sock in it, Curly!

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Roz needs to be treated right away.
Where is she now?

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I don't know. I tried to take her down
from the salad bar, and she kicked me in

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the... cafeteria.

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When I came to, she was gone.

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Oh, God.

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Doctor, what happens if we don't find
her right away?

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Roz could faint.

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She could go into a coma.

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She could die.

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Boy, I sure hope she picks fainting.