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Hee, hee, hee, hoo.

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Hee, hee, hee, hoo.

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Hee, hee, hee, hoo.

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Hee, hee, hee, hoo.

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Hee, hee.

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Wait right here. I'll get the
paramedics. Wait, boy, wait.

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Wally's just learning how to breathe.

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Well, the way she's doing it seems a
little weird.

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But then, I'm self -taught.

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It's one of the techniques they teach in
the natural childbirth classes Mac and

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I go to.

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Hey, macadamia, you're not sure you
better grab this lady.

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Looks like he's trying to shoplift the
beach ball.

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Hello, Harry.

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Thanks again for agreeing to swear me in
as a U .S. citizen.

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Oh, you're very, very welcome.

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It means a lot to me to be sworn in as a
citizen before Junior here beats me to

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it.

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Something wrong, Mac?

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No, my stomach feels a little
uncomfortable, that's all.

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Could be sympathetic labor pains.

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I read somewhere where a husband can
sometimes experience the same symptoms

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the mom.

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It's true. I went through it when my pet
python Bertha laid her eggs.

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Well, there must be hell on you when she
sheds her skin.

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Now, this is right here.

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Ready to start, sir? Yeah. Let's see if
we can whip through the rest of the

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docket so we can get on with our little
swearing -in ceremony. Very good, sir.

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I'm sure the others won't mind waiting.

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Nah.

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Uh, Mac, what others?

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Well, when the Immigration and
Naturalization Service agreed to our

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you give the oath to Kwan Lee, I told
them you wouldn't mind swearing in a few

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more. Well, hey, the more the merrier.

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these people.

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We are the world.

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Judge! Thank you, Bull.

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You got two left.

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Can I have the hired help up to the
bench here, please?

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Look at him.

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Soon they'll all be part of the great
melting pot.

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Be faster just to pop him in the
microwave.

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All right, folks. Now, obviously, I'm
going to need the help of anyone and

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everyone who can show these people a
little patience and compassion.

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Great. See you about 10.

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Dan, I need you to. Why?

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Because we've got to make sure that
everybody belongs here and that their

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are all in order. I made copies of the
master list for everybody.

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Good job, man. Okay, now, you go over
their documents, compare them to the

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here, and make sure that everything is
the way it should be, and let's show

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a real New York City welcome, huh?

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Okay. Give me your wallet.

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That's the spirit.

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Okay, Mr. Costas, Agostillos, and
family.

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This is me.

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Hi, well, if you'd answer... And I am
proud.

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I am proud of my past life, and even
more, I am proud of my future as an

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American citizen.

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So, I dance to my future. Peppa!

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Dad, please, please, no more dancing,
you promised.

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Dad?

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I want you to meet Spiros, the fruit of
my loin.

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Cute fruit.

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You ever see such a face, Judge, huh?

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15 years old and already sawing the
signs of manhood.

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Dad, it's just a pimple.

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It is growth.

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I love growth.

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I dance to your pimple.

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So, what do you do for a living, Clint?

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Before I came to the U .S., President.

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What company?

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I was president of my country.

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You were president of an entire country?

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Until the revolution.

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Officially, my title was president for
life, first minister, defender of the

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constitution, prince regent, and
protector of the realm.

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And now?

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Knight manager of a 7 -Eleven.

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You went from a palace to selling
slurpees.

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It does require a bit of adjustment.

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One minute hearing your name chanted by
millions of adoring followers.

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The next, making change for the Donkey
Kong game.

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Little mistake here, Mr. Vega. I'm sure
they want your income in dollars, not

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pesos. It is dollars.

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I am rich, huh?

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My social security number is not that
big.

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Twelve years ago, my sister and I, we
come to this country with nothing.

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Today, we know Robin Lynch personally.

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What did you do to make this kind of
money?

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Sell a screwdriver to the Pentagon?

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The American dream is true, amigo.

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With good luck and hard work, my sister
and I, we made ourselves what we are

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today.

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Not a spare part?

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We started with my grandmother's old
recipe and one little push cart.

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Today we got an entire line of
restaurants.

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My cart?

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Batter fried bits.

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Bits of what?

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Formerly living things.

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Explain this to me.

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You parlayed innards and hot grease into
this monstrous fortune?

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Let's just say, if anyone were to ask my
sister to be his wife, he would become

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a very wealthy man.

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Maybe if we dipped you in batter.

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Still bothering you?

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Yeah.

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I guess I'm having flashbacks from that
little breakfast you served up this

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morning.

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I know it was a little out of the
ordinary, but I have these cravings.

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Giblet pancakes?

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Thank you for your patronage.

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Okay, Miss Agostino, see when your brood
can take a seat.

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I love this America, Judd.

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It is a country where a man can be...

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Anything he wants.

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Realize his dream.

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Reach for the stars.

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Dad, you clean toilet.

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I got the promotion.

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Come, we will dance to my good fortune.

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Dad, would you cut out the hopping
around?

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I will dance as long as I have feet.

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I think I can take care of that.

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Here's that affidavit, sir.

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All right. Then let's hold this one over
pending the report from the probation

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officer.

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That's the last one in holding, Your
Honor. That's it?

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All right, then. Let's get ready to make
ourselves some Americans.

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Go get them all lined up in front of the
bench.

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I'll go get the Uzi.

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Like to go for a ride around the city?

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Bring it back gas or I'll have to charge
you.

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Well, now, I guess I really don't have
to explain to you folks what an honor

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privilege it is to become a citizen of
the United States of America.

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Every one of you has had to go through a
lot to reach this moment.

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You've learned our language, our
history.

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Our secret handshake?

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Well, you have learned our secret
handshake, haven't you?

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No, no, no. There's no secret handshake.
I was just kidding.

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I stuffed myself into the dashboard of
adoption to get here, and he is kidding?

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It's his inalienable right to make an
ass of himself.

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God, he's good.

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All right, then. At this time, I'm going
to ask each of you to raise your right

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hand and repeat after me.

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Mac,

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are you all right?

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Mac, are you all right? No, no, no, no.

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You got one left.

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sir, don't worry about me. It's just a
momentary twinge. Are you sure?

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Yes, sir, I'm sure.

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Okay, then let's take another shot at
it. Raise your hands and repeat.

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I hereby declare on oath.

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I hereby declare on oath.

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That I renounce all allegiance and
fidelity to any foreign prince or

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That was me.

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That wasn't me that time, sir.

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Well, then who was it? It was me.

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Quan Li, what is it?

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I'm in the middle of a contraction.

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Are you sure it's a contraction?

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Yes, I had one before.

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How long before?

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A couple minutes ago.

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Oh, my God, they're two minutes apart.

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What's going on?

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theme from The Exorcist.

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Oh, go get an ambulance.

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You better make that a double.

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and they need it now.

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It's like I told you. We're extremely
busy tonight, so the most seriously ill

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and injured get treated first.

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Good God, what happened to him?

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Well, after high school, I entered the
service.

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No, no, it's not him. It's these two.

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She's having a baby, and nobody seems to
know what's wrong with him.

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He's having severe abdominal pains and
nausea. I think it might be

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But you won't mind if we get a second
opinion.

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Oh, no, of course not.

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Get your focal point and do your
breathing. Come on now.

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I can't. I forget what I... It's this
one.

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I think I can.

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My God, that woman can have a baby any
minute now.

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Well, that's lunch.

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Now,

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I got a really wacky notion. She's going
to have a baby. Wouldn't it be peachy

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if there were a doctor here to deliver
it?

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Well, no promises, but I'll see if I can
scrounge one up.

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The chute didn't open, right?

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Oh, what's the matter, honey? Is it
starting to hurt again?

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Well, here, just hold on to me.

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Thank you for leaving the skin.

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So the judge says to the guy, he says,
you know, you haven't done very well by

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your ex -wife, so I'm going to give her
$400 a week. And the guy says to the

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judge, well, that's mighty nice of you.
Maybe I'll try to kick in a couple of

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bucks myself.

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Yeah,

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I get that a lot.

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Hello. I'm Dr. Engelman.

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Oh, do we have a little tummy ache here?

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Plexus are real good.

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Doc, this is nothing really serious,
right? I mean, this kind of stuff you

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every day, right?

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Not really.

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I'm a podiatrist.

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You're a foot doctor?

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So? What are you implying?

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Nothing. Nothing.

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You think I'm not aware of the snide
remarks you people make about us?

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You think I don't hear the raucous
bunion humor at parties made at my

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Well, let me tell you something.

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How dietary happens to be one of the
most vital, important of all the medical

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disciplines. We are doctors, people.

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And don't you ever forget that.

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So what do you think it is, Doc?

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It could be his shoes.

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Say what?

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Oh, yes. People are often amazed at how
many problems are attributable to ill

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-fitting footwear.

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Trust me, Doc, it ain't my damn feet.

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this woman is pregnant.

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Oh, don't tell me you've never delivered
a baby before.

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Well, just exactly how many people who
aren't obstetricians have.

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What are you, some kind of a cult?

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In about two minutes, I'm going to be
completely naked.

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That's the two -minute warning.

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about time we got her into a delivery
room? Lady, back off.

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I'm the doctor.

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I'm under a lot of pressure here. I need
time to think.

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Now, what would Dr.

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Show do?

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Oh!

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Here comes Mr. Stark.

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Oh, my God.

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It's happening. My baby's coming.

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I didn't even get a chance to scrub up.

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I got some wet wipes in my wallet.

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little late for that.

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Please, no.

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Do it now.

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But, Quanli, the book with the oath of
allegiance is back in the courtroom.

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No!

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Harry, what's the difference? Make
something up.

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Couldn't do that.

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No!

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Oh, yes, you could.

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I'm seeing the head here.

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Harry! Oh, it certainly is.

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Sorry, the oath.

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Quanli, do you promise...

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to uphold and defend the Constitution of
the United States and obey all the laws

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and traffic signals?

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Okay, skip the traffic signals.

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Mr. Robinson, your lab report just came
back. It's definitely appendicitis. I

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have to get you up to pre -op right
away.

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Get away from my buck. No way I'm
leaving with my baby. It's about to be

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Here come the shoulders.

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Quantley, do you solemnly swear to ask
not what your country can do for you,

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what you can do for your country?

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We're almost there.

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No!

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As a duly appointed representative of
the United States government, I hereby

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declare you an official U .S. citizen.

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Yeah,

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it goes for you, too.

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Mac, you're a daddy.

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I'm a daddy.

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What is it?

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It's ugly.

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It's a girl, Mac.

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It's a girl.

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Get away from my daughter, Dan.

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Hey, Mac.

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She's not really ugly.

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I just never saw one right out of the
package like that before.

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I'm wrinkled up.

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Actually, she's... beautiful.

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Oh, I'll say.

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Look at those feet.

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And there's your daddy.

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Yeah, and Papa's got a brand new bag.

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Don't run off now.

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Let me see my baby.

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Don't worry.

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He doesn't always look like that.

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Isn't she beautiful?

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You know, I can see a little of me in
that face.

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Yes. You're both drooling.

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Kwan Lee.

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Yes, Mac?

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In case I haven't mentioned it in the
last few minutes, I love you.

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And I love you, Mac.

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And I love little what's -her -name,
too.

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And that's another thing.

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What are we going to name our daughter?
We can't call her... Hey, you for the

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rest of her life.

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Well, when I was growing up, there was a
character in a book who was very

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special to me.

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So I often thought if I ever had a
daughter, I'd name it after her.

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Oh, that sounds nice.

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What was her name?

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Flecka.

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the birth announcement?

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Renee Robinson.

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That's a nice name.

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Yeah. I wonder what the middle initial F
stands for.

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Uh, sir, I think you better get in here.

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What's going on?

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Look, everyone, it's Yodja Stone.

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What are all you people doing here? Oh,
your judgeship. If you

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recall, the last thing you said to us
before leaving for the hospital was...

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Wait here?

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So you've been waiting here since
Friday?

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Yes.

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Well,

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gee, I'm sorry.

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I don't think you really quite
understood. See, when I didn't come

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should have just gone home.

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I'm safe for firing squad.

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Nobody wanted to take the chance of
blowing his citizenship.

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It's easy for you to say.

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to jip you out of a ceremony, but I
think, uh, I think what you've subjected

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yourselves to here says more about your
devotion to this country than words ever

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could. So, congratulations.

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You are all hereby citizens of the
United States of America.

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Yay!

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It is true.

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I have finally realized the dream of my
life. I am now a... Yes, you're a

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taxpayer.

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Oh, bless you.

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Judge,

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I know you're very busy, and you have
many important cases to decide, but this

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is a momentous occasion for us.

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Would it be too much to ask if we could
sing our national anthem?

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No, that wouldn't be too much at all.
You go right ahead.

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Oh, thank you.

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All right, everybody.

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Oh, say...

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Times like this make me feel really
fortunate.

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To be an American?

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To not have that man as my next -door
neighbor.