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Hey, guys.

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Hey. Sir, what are you doing here?

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I thought you left for vacation this
morning. Oh, I'm going all right.

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Where'd you decide to go?

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Des Moines.

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Hope you had your shots.

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I've decided that I am going to retrace
in exact detail the very route taken by

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Mel Cormier in the summer of 1942 when
he toured with the Chico Marx Band.

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I've already got rooms booked in Peoria,
Tulsa, Boise, and French Lick, Indiana.

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Autumn and French Lick.

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Hey, you should be there just in time
for the Cloven Hoof Festival.

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I'm gonna miss you, sir.

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Ah, get over it, Bull. I hear this Judge
Watson is a terrific guy and a great

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judge. You probably won't even know I'm
gone.

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Well, he could never replace you, sir.
Right.

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Get out of here.

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The new judge is here.

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That was just a figure of speech.

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This must be Judge Watson. You must be
part of some scientific experiment gone

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horribly awry.

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No, sir, we're your staff. That was my
second guess. I'm Mack Robinson, your

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court clerk.

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This is Christine Sullivan, legal aide.
And Bull and Roz will be your bailiffs

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tonight.

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And Dan.

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Dan Fielding?

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None of it's true, sir.

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You can rest assured that Roz and I will
perform our duties with all the

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diplomacy, restraint, and attention to
detail we can muster.

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Forgive me, but aren't your duties
pretty much just standing around?

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No, sir.

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Sometimes they let us reload the
staplers.

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It's not just a job, it's an adventure.

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We're ready whenever you are, sir. Thank
you.

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Okay.

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Let's go knock them dead.

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Keep up the good work.

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First case, sir.

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Okay,

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then. We can wait a few minutes.

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I'm sorry, Mac.

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I'm sorry, Mac. I'm just a little jumpy.
About a year ago, this lunatic snuck a

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gun in my court, squeezed off six shots
at me. He didn't hurt you, did he?

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No. Thank God.

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Got my court court right between the
eyes.

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What a mess.

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It wasn't the blood so much. It was that
spastic twitching he did right before

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the end.

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It got to me.

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Great. We're going to be arguing cases
in front of Quick Draw McGraw.

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Ready, counselors?

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Oh, I'm looking forward... to it, sir.

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What have we here?

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Mr. and Mrs. McNulty, sir, disturbing
the peace and resisting arrest.

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These two?

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Your Honor, my clients were in their own
private apartment where they happened

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to be making a few little sounds.

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What kind of sounds?

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Sex sounds.

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Three or four times a day.

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four times a day?

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He's not as young as he used to be.

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But when he's lost in stamina, he's more
than made up for in creativity.

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Not to mention decibel level.

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At one point, neighbors several
buildings over heard the lady exclaim,

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quote, Ravage me now, you prancing pony.

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I don't mean to pry, Mr. McNulty, but
why are you so loud during these

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interludes? What?

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When the police arrived, Mr. McNulty
threatened the officers.

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He was merely protecting his wife, Your
Honor.

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Burn this image in your mind, sir. This
man, standing stark naked, swinging a

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baseball bat.

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My Louisville lugger.

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Said she likes your bat.

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Your Honor, I think as long as my
clients were in their own apartment,

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a perfect right to... Play connect the
liver spots?

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Play connect the liver spots. That's a
good one, Dan.

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It is?

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But I don't think there was any real
harm done here, so I'd like to dismiss

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case. Thank you, Your Honor.

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Any objections, Mr. Prosecutor? No, sir,
as long as Mr. McNulty promises in the

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future to keep it down.

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Dismissed. Fielding, you're a hoot.

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Well, if you can't laugh at the
defendants, who can you laugh at?

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I've hit the mother load.

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So the mother superior says...

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Twenty bucks, same as in town.

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Excuse me, Your Honor.

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I'm sorry. I really hate to be a stick
in the mud, but can we get on to our

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case? Sure.

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What's her problem?

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Nothing that old man McNulty couldn't
take care of.

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This is some fun.

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Listen, you know what? We should have
lunch together sometime, just the two of

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us. My treat.

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What about tonight? I understand you're
a visiting... Tonight?

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Sure, Alfredo's, nine o 'clock.

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Oh, nine -ish it is.

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Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Yes, sir.

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You hear that? I'm going to have lunch
with a judge.

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And I don't have a dime on me.

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Not a chance, Dan.

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No, Dan.

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Die, Dan.

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No, I got to stay in that hotel.

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Well, because that's the hotel where Mel
Torme got punched in the face by that

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old lady because he wouldn't sing Inka
Dinka Doo.

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What do you mean it's not a hotel
anymore?

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Oh, I see.

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Well, then how about if you promise him
that I won't even go near the reactor?

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I did agree with this ruling in the case
of the defective doorstop.

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Mike Watson.

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Harry Stone.

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Mind if I try that?

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Well, go ahead if you like, but I'm
telling you, this baby packs quite a

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Oh, I think I can manage.

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Mac, you can't stay on the floor
forever.

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Watch me, sir.

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Yeah, I don't know what to say. He's
usually a lot more vertical.

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You probably thought I was pointing
Betsy at him.

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Betsy's a big girl.

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I gotta tell you, I love your office,
man. All these jokes and stuff around

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here, like the armadillo up there and
the Paul Bunyan gavel and... Picture of

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what's -his -name here.

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You mean Mel Torme.

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Yeah, what a riot, Mel Torme.

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I mean, what is this guy, 150 years old?

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Excuse me for a minute, would you? Sure.

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Forgive them, Mel.

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They know not what they do.

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Thanks, guys.

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Yeah?

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What are you up to?

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About $2 .75.

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The truth is, I asked this judge out to
lunch, and I ain't got no money.

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I'm broke.

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Please, can you loan me $50? I'm
desperate.

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Dan, why don't you do the honorable
thing?

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You can explain the situation to him and
try to work it out with some kind of

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maturity.

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You're right.

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Begging is your best bet.

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I'll be ready for lunch in just a
minute.

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Betsy gets pretty cranky if she's not
regularly swabbed out.

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Oh, yeah, I'm the same way.

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Sir, about lunch.

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The truth of the matter is, I am so
broke. I was just out in the hall

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to be a blind man begging for money.

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Pretending to be a blind man?

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What a sense of humor.

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You are a nutty prosecutor.

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No, sir, I really was. I was out in the
hall with a cup and a cane.

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I insist.

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I'll buy lunch since you're providing
the entertainment.

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Well, that's very gracious of you, sir.
Oh, well, money's no problem for me.

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See?

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Money doesn't have to be a problem for
you either.

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You make lots of money around here.

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No,

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sir. The only way I can make money like
this is if I took bribes to throw cases.

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Yeah, well, this could be the start of a
beautiful friendship.

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I

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can't

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believe Judge Watson offered you money
to throw a case. What did you say?

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What do you think I said?

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That's all I get back to him.

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Well, here it is, Room 101, Special
Investigations Unit.

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See you later, Dan.

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Oh, no, wait a minute. Aren't you guys
going to come in with me?

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Well, I tell you what, Dan, if it'll
make you feel any better, I'll go in

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you, but I don't know what you're so
nervous about. What could possibly be in

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that room?

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Rubber hoses, handcuffs, electric cattle
prides.

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It's just your typical Saturday night.

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these guys are just regular Joes, just
like you and me.

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Sit down, Mr. Fielding.

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Except for they don't have bodies.

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Bert Felch, Chief Inspector, Special
Investigations Unit.

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Hi, Bert. I'm your Harold T. Stone. Your
mother's maiden name was Johnson, and

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your first pet was a cocker spaniel
named Festus.

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It was Miss Kitty till we turned her
over.

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Fielding, I read the statement you made
at the DA's office, and frankly, I think

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it's a load of poopy.

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Hey, who the hell do you think did it?
Right.

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Now, Fielding, if by some fluke you're
telling the truth about Judge Watson,

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then we still don't have any evidence.

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Did I mention the crack he made about
Mel Torme?

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need to prove beyond a doubt that he's
been offering fielding bribes.

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That is what this is for.

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A Pez dispenser?

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Wrong pocket.

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This radio transmitter is so small that
it can fit inside the average adult

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male's jockey shorts.

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Define average.

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Fielding, we're going to wire you.

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Not without an engagement ring.

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Get the hell out of here, you crazy.
That guy's nuts. He carries a gun as big

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a howitzer.

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Mr. Fielding, this is about the
integrity of our courtrooms.

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Do you want to see the American judicial
system dragged through the muck?

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You want to see our democratic
institutions crumble at your feet while

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decadent East Coast liberal
intelligentsia score the biggest victory

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since they stopped us from pushing the
Reds back past the 38th parallel in

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Korea?

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But I digress.

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Fielding, are you going to help us nail
Judge Watson or not?

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Not!

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Okay, fine.

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You're under arrest then for suspicion
of taking bribes.

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Bert, how can you be so callous?

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Because my father was a cold and
unloving parent.

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He made my life an endless, hellish
torment.

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Oh, God, I admired him.

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I'll get it. Don't touch that!

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That is a special... encrypted, ultra
-secure phone link between this office

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FBI headquarters.

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No unauthorized personnel are allowed to
connect with that line.

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Felch.

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It's your travel agent.

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Max says they've got about five minutes
till the end of the session.

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Okay, fine. I'll be joining my team
upstairs.

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You can listen here if you like.

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I don't hear anything. What's he doing?

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Don't answer that.

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Well, uh, the wire seems to be working
fine.

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Yeah, well, that's surprising
considering where you put it.

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Well, that's in case they frisk him.

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Criminals don't like to check there.

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Doctors don't like to check that.

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Mr. Prosecutor, that's the fifth recess
you've taken off for personal reasons.

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Are you okay?

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Yes, sir. I just had a little too much
shower juice for lunch. I usually don't

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drink shower juice, but they had a
special on today, so I decided to drink

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Fielding, you look wired.

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Wired? No, not me! I swear I'm not!

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You are going to blow it if you don't
calm down and get a grip on yourself.

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I've got a transmitter doing that for
me.

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Dan, Harry would not let you do this if
you didn't think it was safe.

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Harry doesn't know squat.

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At the time, that wimp doesn't even know
what planet he's on.

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Boy, that Harry guy really sounds like a
bozo.

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Good luck, Dan.

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You'll be okay.

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Oh, yeah, I guess. And if things get too
hot, I say the code word, the cops come

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in with their guns blazing.

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I forgot the code word.

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Mersey, don't.

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I'm a popsicle!

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Gee whiz, guys. False alarm. Sorry.

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Good luck, Fielding.

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What if you start shooting? You'll
bleed.

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Right.

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No, Dan, come in. Sit down. Relax.

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Comfy?

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Oh, yes, comfy.

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Don't I look comfy?

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No. You look nervous, Dan. No, no, no,
no. I'm not nervous. Not really, no. I'm

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a little hot. Just a little hot. I think
it's the greenhouse effect. I worry

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about the ozone. Billy, Billy, Billy.

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You're babbling.

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Babbling? No, I wouldn't call it really
babbling. It's more like treatment of

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conscience like the name Bruce. Billy,
Billy, Billy.

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Are you thinking of backing out of our
deal?

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Uh, deal?

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Uh, what deal?

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What do you mean, what deal? You know
what deal.

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Well, I just, I was running
specifically.

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the money and in return you dropped that
bookie case for me yes you said it i

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mean how interesting uh would you excuse
me just a minute why don't i just

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spread some newspapers here on the floor
you're a pistol just a joke needn't to

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kill me don't don't oh thank god it's
over all right

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guys go in and mop up we didn't get it i
want to tell you it was a

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The antenna shorted.

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Were you sweating?

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I am not going back in there. He's
suspicious.

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He'll kill me. We're willing to risk it.

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Okay, Dad, I need to know.

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Do we have a deal?

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Deal. What the hell's going...

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Wait a minute, Fielding. I'm on to you.

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It's a mistake, I swear.

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You want more money, don't you? I do.

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That's right. I want more money.

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You know, I don't like to be squeezed,
Fielding.

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Neither do I.

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What was that?

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That damn goulash.

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Here's another $200. Now, I'm giving you
$700.

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Now, do we have a deal?

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No, just specifically, what was that
deal again?

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The same deal we've always been talking
about. I give you the money in return,

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you drop the case against the bookie.
Now, do we have a deal or not?

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Sure. Thanks.

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Freeze!

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You know what to do, boys.

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Watch this, Watson.

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All right. You make one move, I'll blow
your brains into the office downstairs.

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Bert? Ernie?

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What are you doing here?

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What are you doing here?

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What are all these people doing here?

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It's a bribery sting.

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We're arresting Fielding. We had the
judge wired.

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We're arresting the judge. We had
Fielding wired.

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You mean... Oh, for Christ's...

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next fall.

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Little Ricky? Oh, I see how time flies.

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Excuse me, guys.

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Should you still be stepping on his neck
like that?

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What? Oh, gee, sorry.

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Hey, what do you say, gang?

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Clams and beer on...

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pretty big mistake about you, Dan.

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Yeah, I guess you did. You're not even a
judge, are you? You're some jerk

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undercover cop.

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No, I am a judge.

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And a darn good one at that.

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Well, I'll see you guys. I've had a
great time.

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And how about this guy?

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The Velvet Frog.

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Ribbit, ribbit.

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Sir?

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Sir, your travel agent just called. He
said your standby reservations at Ed's

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Pacific Travel Lodge came through.

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Okay, I'll be out of here. I just want
to help Dan out with his microphone.

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Yes, sir.

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In fact, you said that's really not
necessary.

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No, Dan.

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It's the least that a wimp who doesn't
even know what planet he's on can do for

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you.

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Mac,

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what's happening?

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Dan is being debriefed.