1
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Good morning.

2
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Wow, Mr. Belvedere, you look really hot.

3
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Thank you, Heather.

4
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What you suited up for, big guy?

5
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Wind sprints down to Donut World?

6
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It just so happens I have an appointment
at the Maple Hill Health Club.

7
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Wow, that's the most expensive health
club in the city. I hear they have a

8
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-star snack bar.

9
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Precisely.

10
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Hey, Mr. Belvedere.

11
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Where'd you get the money to join such a
fancy place?

12
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I used my earnings from some commodities
your father and I invested in a while

13
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back. Oh, yeah, that pig thing.

14
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Live hard futures, George.

15
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And from that investment, I netted $3
,500.

16
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What'd you do with the money you made,
Dad?

17
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I did what all smart investors do. I let
it ride.

18
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George, pigs are a live commodity.

19
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So? So, if you don't sell your share,
you have to take delivery of the

20
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merchandise. You don't know what you're
talking about.

21
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I mean, what are they going to do? Mail
me some live porkers?

22
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Hey, everybody.

23
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Isn't this guy great?

24
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Where'd you find them, what?

25
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Big truck pulled up in the driveway
filled with pigs.

26
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Driver said Dad bought them.

27
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What are you going to do with all those
oinkers, Dad?

28
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Never met her before.

29
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Who cares when you dropkick the jacket?

30
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As you came through the door, no one
bled. But sometimes things get turned

31
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around and no one sped.

32
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All hands look out below.

33
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There's a change in the status quo.

34
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Gonna need all the help that you can
get.

35
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According to our new world.

36
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Life is more than mere survival.

37
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We just might live the good life yet.

38
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I can't take delivery of 200 pigs. You
should have thought about that before

39
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bought them. Sign here.

40
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What about a tip?

41
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Haven't you got anything smaller?

42
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Hey,

43
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Belvedere, you better get rid of the
pigs pronto.

44
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Sorry, that's not in my job description.

45
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Can't we just keep them? Keep 200 pigs?
What about the smell?

46
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They'll get used to it.

47
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We did.

48
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Take that bathroom away. Will you kids
pipe down?

49
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How am I going to figure out what to do
if I can't even hear myself think?

50
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Hey, Dad, maybe you could sell the pigs
to a restaurant.

51
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You know, one of those places where you
go up to the tank and pick out which one

52
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you want to eat.

53
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Those are lapses, Kevin.

54
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Hey, I'm just thinking on my feet.

55
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Then sit down.

56
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This is ridiculous.

57
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I'm going to get on that phone and I'm
not going to hang up until I unload

58
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porkers.

59
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Were you successful with your hard
calling?

60
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I'm sorry.

61
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It's a nightmare.

62
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I call three rib joints in every
football manufacturer in the country.

63
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What happened to you guys?

64
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Last night knocked over half the fences
in the neighborhood.

65
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The Huffnagels said they were going to
sue.

66
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Oh, great. Just what your mother needs
to hear when she gets back from court.

67
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Were there any nibbles at all, George?

68
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Nah, just some pig farmer in West
Virginia said he'd take them if I

69
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them.

70
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How on earth are you going to get 200
pigs to West Virginia?

71
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I still don't know why I have to go with
you.

72
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It's a ride shotgun.

73
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This is a pig truck.

74
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On the stage, coach.

75
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Look, you got me into this and you don't
get off the hook till I'm out of it.

76
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Oh, very well.

77
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Do you know how to drive one of these
things?

78
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I drove an ice cream truck once. Why
didn't you ask me to ride shotgun then?

79
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Thirteen gears, double clutch.

80
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What could be so tough?

81
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I thought you said you could drive this
thing.

82
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I can't. I'm just a little rusty.

83
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Don't stop this latching. I'm going to
be sick.

84
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Oh, relax, Belvedere.

85
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You ever heard of getting truck sick?

86
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How do you feel, big guy?

87
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Peachy.

88
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Why don't you get some music on the
radio?

89
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Take your mind off your gut.

90
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Is this what passes for music in this
part of the country?

91
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What'd you expect, Gilbert and Sullivan?

92
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Brinker, Brinker, this is Chi -town
Charlie.

93
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Will the folk packer up ahead put on his
ears?

94
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Good heavens, what's that?

95
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The CB!

96
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The radio!

97
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Truckers use it to talk to each other
when they're on the road.

98
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Pick up the mic and give it a try.

99
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Good evening, this is Mr.

100
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Belvedere.

101
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Oh, come on, Belvedere, you can't talk
like that.

102
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How should I talk? Like a guy. I am a
guy. Like a trucker guy.

103
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I'd sooner take gas.

104
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Breaker, breaker, this is the Beaver
Falls, boys.

105
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Hey, good buddy, where you bound with
those squealers?

106
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West Virginia, good buddy.

107
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I'm running alongside you. Gonna make
the coffee stop soon.

108
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Best donuts in the country coming up off
exit five.

109
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We coffee you love.

110
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The Beaver Falls boys are on your tail.

111
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Everything's under control, Dad.

112
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No, Mom's not back from Harrisburg yet.

113
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I promise.

114
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Not a word.

115
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Okay. See you tomorrow. Bye.

116
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So, how's it going? We're almost
finished.

117
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Voila.

118
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Oh, he's with Mr. Belvedere. Oh, what
are they doing? Hunting? Fishing.

119
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Shopping.

120
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They're hunting for a place to shop for
fish.

121
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Oh, strange.

122
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When will they be back? Tuesday. Sunday.

123
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I want to know exactly what's going on
around here.

124
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I thought you said you were in the army.
I was the personal valet to a major

125
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general. I made out his uniforms while
he read the maps.

126
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Okay, okay.

127
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Look, if we don't find a town pretty
soon, we're going to run out of gas.

128
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Perhaps we should call my good buddy,
Chi -town Charlie.

129
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And let him know we're lost.

130
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We'd be laughed out of the trucking
business. We're not in the trucking

131
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business. We are until we get to West
Virginia.

132
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If we get to West Virginia.

133
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Well, that shouldn't be much longer.
We've been driving for 15 hours.

134
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There's a sign coming up. See what it
says.

135
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You are leaving West Virginia.

136
00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:10,070
I get to stay in the Bates Motel.

137
00:09:12,130 --> 00:09:13,370
You can shower first.

138
00:09:14,910 --> 00:09:15,910
Very funny.

139
00:09:16,710 --> 00:09:20,350
Well, at least we found a place where
they'd let us park the truck outside.

140
00:09:20,750 --> 00:09:23,210
I just want to sleep. Who cares about
the pigs?

141
00:09:23,470 --> 00:09:24,470
You should.

142
00:09:24,750 --> 00:09:28,110
If those pigs get stolen, we'll have
come all this way for nothing.

143
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Oh, I don't mind.

144
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I kind of like seeing the Grand Canyon.

145
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Oh, goody.

146
00:09:35,570 --> 00:09:37,330
More cracks about my navigation.

147
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I have so missed it in the last three
minutes.

148
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It's only one bed.

149
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So I see.

150
00:09:44,860 --> 00:09:46,860
Well, I get to sleep in it. Oh, no.

151
00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:50,660
You sleep in the tub and get the daisy
imprints on your tush.

152
00:09:51,700 --> 00:09:55,160
Hey, it's your fault we're here. Oh, no,
it's not. If you'd sold those

153
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commodities when I told you to, none of
this would have happened.

154
00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:01,280
I'll flip you for it.

155
00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,280
Oh, George, don't be childish.

156
00:10:04,140 --> 00:10:05,140
Let's wrestle.

157
00:10:07,890 --> 00:10:09,790
We can both sleep in the bed.

158
00:10:10,490 --> 00:10:11,490
That's sensible.

159
00:10:23,330 --> 00:10:24,330
George.

160
00:10:25,290 --> 00:10:26,350
What is it?

161
00:10:26,570 --> 00:10:28,230
I'm sorry I got us lost.

162
00:10:30,010 --> 00:10:31,010
That's okay.

163
00:10:31,510 --> 00:10:33,270
I'm sorry I snapped at you two.

164
00:10:41,550 --> 00:10:42,550
Hey, big guy.

165
00:10:45,110 --> 00:10:46,110
You tired?

166
00:10:50,470 --> 00:10:51,830
Who wants to know?

167
00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:01,090
Hey, Belver, do you like the back of the
truck? I thought you did.

168
00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:19,979
That's right, officer.

169
00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:22,240
My husband ran off yesterday with a
bunch of pigs.

170
00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:25,780
What do you mean, happens all the time?

171
00:11:26,260 --> 00:11:29,560
Look, my husband is out on the road
someplace with my housekeeper, and I

172
00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:30,840
know what you're going to do about it.

173
00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:34,500
No, I do not want a date for the
policeman's ball.

174
00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,440
What are you looking at, porky?

175
00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:46,240
Jeez, Belvedere, you stink.

176
00:11:46,820 --> 00:11:47,820
Aye.

177
00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,360
You can knock a buzzard off an outhouse.

178
00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:53,620
At least we got them all.

179
00:11:54,460 --> 00:11:56,940
For a big guy, pretty fast on your feet.

180
00:11:57,280 --> 00:12:00,720
I was greased pig champion at Oxford.

181
00:12:00,940 --> 00:12:01,940
No kidding.

182
00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:07,740
Yes, we ousted Cambridge for three years
in a row in the hop, skip and squeal

183
00:12:07,740 --> 00:12:08,740
competition.

184
00:12:11,180 --> 00:12:13,780
You know, Belvedere, you're a good
sport.

185
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:17,200
I'm kind of glad I made you come along
with me.

186
00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:20,180
I must admit, I'm beginning to enjoy our
little adventure.

187
00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:24,100
Hey, why don't you see if you can find
out where we can stop around here?

188
00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:26,720
This trucker could use a cup of java.

189
00:12:27,660 --> 00:12:28,860
Right you are, good buddy.

190
00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:30,840
Breaker, breaker.

191
00:12:31,060 --> 00:12:32,680
This is the Beaver Falls Void.

192
00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:39,620
Hey, Wes.

193
00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:43,840
Wes?

194
00:12:44,220 --> 00:12:46,320
Why is that pig dressed up like Minnie
Pearl?

195
00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:53,270
ready for the school talent show. Come
on, say howdy.

196
00:12:55,130 --> 00:12:57,150
Watch this stupid pig ate my underwear.

197
00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:01,070
He did not.

198
00:13:01,330 --> 00:13:02,350
He's wearing it.

199
00:13:05,370 --> 00:13:08,030
Kids, I have to talk to you about Mr.
Belvedere and your father.

200
00:13:21,870 --> 00:13:22,870
in the shower.

201
00:13:23,630 --> 00:13:24,650
No, nobody called.

202
00:13:26,350 --> 00:13:29,810
Hey, Mom, shouldn't they be back by now?
I mean, shouldn't we be worried?

203
00:13:30,030 --> 00:13:33,950
I don't know. I wish we'd hear from
them, but in the meantime, let's just

204
00:13:33,950 --> 00:13:34,950
for the best.

205
00:13:36,590 --> 00:13:40,530
Wesley T. Owens, is that pig wearing my
jean thatay?

206
00:14:04,140 --> 00:14:06,340
So today is smothered pork chops.

207
00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:12,320
She can smother my pork chops anytime.

208
00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:16,620
What did you say?

209
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,520
He said she can smother his pork chops
anytime.

210
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,960
You take that back.

211
00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:27,420
I was only kidding. I didn't know she
was your girl.

212
00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:32,440
She's not my girl or anyone else's.

213
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:39,760
She... is a woman, a fully independent
human being worthy of your respect.

214
00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:44,600
What? You guys must be from out of
state.

215
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,480
That's second -class citizen, Bullock.
You won't fly around here.

216
00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:51,840
Since when is it a crime to admire a
great -looking broad?

217
00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:59,440
Looks like what we got here is a man who
needs his consciousness raised.

218
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,080
Yeah.

219
00:15:01,660 --> 00:15:04,850
Haven't you read The Feminine Mysteries?
Hey,

220
00:15:05,930 --> 00:15:07,910
you're the pig guy that got me into this
mess.

221
00:15:08,150 --> 00:15:11,290
Well, you're gonna have to get yourself
out of it.

222
00:15:12,850 --> 00:15:14,190
Let's party.

223
00:15:14,630 --> 00:15:15,630
More gentlemen!

224
00:15:16,810 --> 00:15:19,270
What do you want, peewee?

225
00:15:21,450 --> 00:15:23,490
Why, resort to fisticuffs.

226
00:15:23,910 --> 00:15:27,150
Real men would have an eat -off.

227
00:15:28,450 --> 00:15:32,630
Here, on the field of honor, the man who
eats the most wins.

228
00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:42,680
It is your fight, you male chauvinist
pig.

229
00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:48,860
Sir, I believe the choice of weapons is
yours. What will it be?

230
00:15:51,180 --> 00:15:52,180
Beans!

231
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,020
Beans it shall be!

232
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:59,800
Waitress! I mean, madam.

233
00:16:33,569 --> 00:16:34,569
One,

234
00:16:34,690 --> 00:16:35,830
two, one, two.

235
00:16:37,510 --> 00:16:38,389
That's it, George.

236
00:16:38,390 --> 00:16:40,990
That's it. You got him going. Come on
now. Come on now.

237
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:12,869
Takes a real man to woof down 20 plates
of beans.

238
00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:15,329
I guess maybe you two are okay.

239
00:17:15,790 --> 00:17:17,710
Hey, you can stick around if you want,
right, guys?

240
00:17:17,910 --> 00:17:18,910
Yeah.

241
00:17:19,290 --> 00:17:20,290
Great.

242
00:17:20,670 --> 00:17:24,190
But for the moment, are they going to
stick around the men's room?

243
00:17:40,650 --> 00:17:41,650
You're doing what?

244
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,270
Where?

245
00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:47,030
George, tell me where you are right now.

246
00:17:48,430 --> 00:17:49,430
Okay.

247
00:17:51,690 --> 00:17:52,690
Yeah, you too.

248
00:17:53,370 --> 00:17:54,370
Bye now.

249
00:17:55,470 --> 00:17:56,510
Mom, what's going on?

250
00:18:13,390 --> 00:18:14,390
going to rescue you

251
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:12,860
I'm a pirate king.

252
00:19:15,140 --> 00:19:19,520
And it is, it is, a glorious fate to be
a pirate king.

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Give us another story about the Queen.

254
00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:54,980
Well, I don't know if it would be
ethical, but I could share some of Her

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00:19:54,980 --> 00:19:58,220
Majesty's secrets for raising obedient
hounds.

256
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:04,000
There you are, George. Have you lost
your mind?

257
00:20:04,460 --> 00:20:05,860
Marshal, what are you doing here?

258
00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:07,280
I'm taking you home.

259
00:20:07,580 --> 00:20:08,580
Hello, Mrs. Owens.

260
00:20:08,860 --> 00:20:13,100
Mr. Belvedere, I am appalled. How could
you let George get involved in a stupid

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thing like this? Come on, we're going.
No. What?

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I said no.

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I'm a trucker now.

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Wide lines stretching out ahead.

265
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Thirteen gears grinding under you.

266
00:20:27,180 --> 00:20:31,220
I gotta tell you, Marsh, I don't care if
I ever go back to that sports anchor

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thing.

268
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,440
Mr. Belvedere, make him come with me.
No.

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What? We're the Beaver Falls boys.

270
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And we've just begun to sing the song of
the open road.

271
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:43,560
Mr. Belvedere, this is crazy.

272
00:20:43,900 --> 00:20:46,660
Yes, and I love it. I haven't done the
ironing in a week.

273
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:52,230
You mean you love it? left a beautiful
woman with a basket of wrinkled clothes?

274
00:20:53,290 --> 00:20:55,350
What is this, the Dark Ages?

275
00:20:55,790 --> 00:20:57,270
You stay out of this, mister.

276
00:20:57,570 --> 00:20:59,230
Oh, scrappy, ain't she?

277
00:20:59,490 --> 00:21:01,250
I like that in a woman.

278
00:21:01,470 --> 00:21:02,510
Yeah, me too.

279
00:21:03,050 --> 00:21:07,330
Ma 'am, you're a fine -looking woman
with a mind of your own. And if this

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00:21:07,330 --> 00:21:11,570
hadn't got sense enough to go home with
you, I will. I love to iron.

281
00:21:12,530 --> 00:21:13,530
Do you do cuffs?

282
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Ruffles.

283
00:21:19,020 --> 00:21:22,000
Marsha, what do you think you're doing?
Giving you what you want.

284
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:27,360
You love the open road. I'm not going to
stop you. But I need a father for my

285
00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:32,200
children and a husband for my bed. I
mean,

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you're my wife, and I'm taking you home.

287
00:21:39,780 --> 00:21:43,900
And if anybody's going to do your
ironing, it's going to be him.

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00:21:50,730 --> 00:21:51,730
Come on, big guy.

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00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:52,749
We're out of here.

290
00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:55,310
Just a minute, George. I think you've
forgotten one little thing.

291
00:21:56,690 --> 00:22:01,370
What's that? We have a truckload of
friars to get to Memphis.

292
00:22:01,930 --> 00:22:04,190
Forget them. Forget them and you pay for
them.

293
00:22:06,310 --> 00:22:07,310
He's right, Marsh.

294
00:22:07,950 --> 00:22:10,090
Looks like we're going to have to make
one last run.

295
00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:12,270
Guess I'll see you at home.

296
00:22:13,230 --> 00:22:14,230
Guess again.

297
00:22:26,750 --> 00:22:28,570
Mr. Belvedere will be right back.

298
00:22:32,070 --> 00:22:36,430
Mrs. Owens handles a big rig with every
bit as much authority as she handles

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00:22:36,430 --> 00:22:37,430
George.

300
00:22:37,750 --> 00:22:40,310
It's something of a pity she came after
us when she did.

301
00:22:40,630 --> 00:22:45,210
Who knows how many happy, song -filled
years we'd have spent as truckers if she

302
00:22:45,210 --> 00:22:49,370
hadn't. Ah, well, perhaps some things
are best left to fantasy.

303
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:54,930
Hey, Belvedere, I see a donut world.
Let's dunk some devil's food.

304
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:58,740
Then again, sometimes reality beats
fantasy, hands down.

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00:23:00,260 --> 00:23:01,960
Anything you say, Big Mama.

