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I know I'll regret asking this, but what
exactly are you doing?

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Practicing. For what?

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The rodeo?

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Well, I'm going to be a stripper to
raise money for charity.

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Of course.

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Why pass the hat when you can drop the
pants?

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Hey, look, if I can help just one poor
kid by letting a bunch of screaming

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drop dollar bills into my shorts, then
it's worth it.

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Can sainthood be far behind?

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More salisbury steak, anyone?

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I'm still chewing this piece.

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It's not too tough, is it? Not if you're
Jaws.

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Go ahead. Make fun.

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I'm in court all day trying to nail a
slung lord. Then I rush home because

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Mr. Belvedere's day off and I want my
children to have a nice hot meal.

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And this is the thanks I get.

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Come on, Mom.

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Come here, man.

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Really.

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Right? Right.

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Besides,

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I wanted to go on a diet anyway.

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Excuse me.

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As you came through the door, no one
glared.

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According to our new rival, life is more
than mere survival.

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And we just might live a good life yet.

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I can't make a dent in this gravy.

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Here, start scraping it off with one of
these Salisbury steak things.

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Hey, Mom, to me it works better than
Brillo pads.

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school in his.

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Well, it was your stupid idea.

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Hey, come on.

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You know, we all make fun of Mom's
cooking, but it wouldn't hurt to give

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compliment once in a while.

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You mean lie?

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Well, it's not lying. It's called being
tactful.

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You mean like if I told you you're smart
and beautiful?

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No, that would be lying.

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Real funny, Captain. All right, look.

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Dad's away in Russia, and Mom's lonely.

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I think we should try and be extra nice
to her, okay?

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Okay. Great.

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Now let's be extra nice to ourselves and
go get a pizza.

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Good evening, Mrs. Owens.

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Hi, Mr. Belvedere. How was your day off?

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Oh, very pleasant.

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But then again, it always is without
Wesley.

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Mr. Belvedere, how would you feel if the
kids couldn't get their teeth through

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your thighs?

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Relieved.

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Do you think I'm a bad cook?

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Well, bad is such a subjective term,
Mrs. Owens. I mean, there's bad and

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awfully bad.

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And then again, there's wretched and
horrid and simply abysmal. Does that

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your question?

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It's just the kids are always
complaining about my food and I'm

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it. Me too.

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Want to kill them?

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No, but I am thinking of taking cooking
lessons.

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Well, just be sure and find a good
teacher.

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Preferably one with a sense of humor.

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Mr. Belvedere, it's so sweet of you to
volunteer.

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Mr.

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Belvedere, you're my trainer. Talk to
me.

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Why? I just saw you at breakfast.

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Come on.

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Saturday's gonna be here before you know
it.

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I wanna look good for this strip -off.
Gotta bulk up.

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Well, carry on.

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Hey, where are you going?

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To get something to eat.

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You bulk up your way, I'll bulk up mine.

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What are you doing?

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Looking for my frog.

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Hey, Kev, is that Mr. Bug Eyes on your
shorts?

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I suppose it was.

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For our first lesson, I thought we'd
start with something... Foolproof.

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Good old Yankee pot roast.

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Oh, that's easy.

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You just take a hunk of meat, throw it
in a pot, dump in a box of salt, and

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everything till the water's all gone.

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My grandmother's recipe.

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Ah, then it is hereditary.

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So, perhaps we should start with
something even more basic.

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Oh, okay. Like spaghetti.

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Sure.

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Meet Chef Boyardee.

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Kevin, what happened?

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Mr. Bug -Eyes made me sprain my wrist.

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Wait till I get my good hand on him.

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Relax,

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he's in my pocket.

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Hey,

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something smells pretty good.

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Yeah, it's great having Mr. Belvedere
back in the kitchen.

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Ah, nothing like a quiet stroll before
dinner.

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Wait a minute. If you're out here, then
who's in...

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Dinner in five minutes.

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Uh -oh.

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Don't worry.

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She's using my recipe.

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It's absolutely foolproof.

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So how is it?

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Mom, what did you do to this meat?

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I mean, to make it so tangy.

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Oh, Mr.

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Belvedere gave me a few tips, like
adding a bunch of beef bouillon cube.

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Mrs. Owens, I distinctly remember
telling you to add only two cubes. I

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after you left, I got to thinking that
if two would make it good, then twelve

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would make it fantastic.

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Right you are, Mom.

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That sounds like the smoke you'll hum.

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Oh, good. The rolls must be ready.

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Come in.

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said you wanted to see me.

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Oh, yeah.

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I wanted to get your advice.

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Trying to find a theme for my act at the
strip -off?

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What's the perfect female fantasy?

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Well, I don't know.

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Mel Gibson serving ice cream that makes
you thin?

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How about this?

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You're gonna be an STD florist?

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No, I'm a Roman gladiator.

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Well, good luck, Spartacus.

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Spartacus didn't wear a shirt.

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Oh, damn.

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Mrs.

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Newings, I see you're stomping without
me.

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Yeah, the way everyone raved about my
dinner last night, I think I'm finally

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getting some confidence.

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Well, don't.

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Move ahead. Too quickly, I mean.

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We're having lasagna tonight.

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What did you put in this sauce?

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Oh, a little of this, a little of that.
I like to be creative.

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Then you should join the ceramics club.

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Oh, you.

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Now, it says to add a pinch of oregano
to the meatball mixture.

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Gosh, that hardly seems like enough.

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Wait! There's something we need. What?

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Spanish basil.

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Well, where do we get that?

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Spain.

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Well, maybe I can find some at the
market.

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Splendid idea.

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All right.

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I'll be right back. You keep an eye on
everything.

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That should buy me some time.

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Are you sure you're okay, honey?

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I'm fine, Mom.

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I mean, I still have some vision in one
eye.

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I said I was sorry.

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Well, I baked you something that's going
to make you feel a lot better. Your

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favorite, pineapple upside -down cake.

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You can bring it in, Mr. Belvedere.

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All right, Mrs. Owens.

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I'm just taking it out of the oven.

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Ouch.

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Ooh. Ouch.

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It's too good, she'll never believe it.

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Wow, Mom, you really remember that?

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Gee, I don't remember it looking so
good.

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Boy, Mom, you've been making some really
great dinners these past couple of

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nights. Yeah, you're getting better than
Mr. Belvedere.

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Never have come this far without him.

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You set him out for.

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Boy, Mom, you made us some really great
dinners.

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Gee, you're even better than Mr.

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Belvedere, yeah?

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Oh, hello, sir. How pleasant to see you.

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Mr. Belvedere, I'm thinking of having a
dinner party tomorrow night.

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Where?

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Here. There's this city councilman,
Lloyd Taylor, and we need his vote to

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two more attorneys for legal aid. So I'd
like to invite him and his wife and my

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boss, Daryl, and his wife. I'll prepare
something special.

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No, no, no. You don't understand.

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I'm going to do the cooking.

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But I thought you liked these people.

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Dan would want to spend as much time
with them as you can.

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Right. So why don't you serve the meal
and I'll do everything else? I want to

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make a big impression.

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I think you can count on that.

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Kevin, why do you keep doing this to
yourself?

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I want to look good for the strip -off.

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All you're going to look is lopsided.

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Uh -oh.

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Tom.

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My tooth fell out.

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It's been loose ever since you hit me in
the face with the door.

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Kevin, I'm telling you as a sister, give
this up.

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Hey, come on. I still have sex appeal.

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Leon Sphinx?

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Hey, look, this is for charity.

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Besides, there might be a great -looking
nurse in the audience.

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Anyway, nothing is going to keep me off
that stage tonight.

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Ann!

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My tooth!

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Oh, my God!

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I see you!

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Mrs. Owens, I was just wondering if I
might be of some assistance.

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That's all the same, but I want to make
this dinner all by myself.

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It's important to my sense of self
-worth. I wouldn't get in the way.

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And I can tell a few musing anecdotes.

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Perhaps through some of my bird calls.

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Hey, Mr.

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Belvedere, guess where I just found Mr.

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Bug -Eyes? He was in your closet trying
to hit on one of your lizard -skin

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shoes.

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Leslie, I'm in trouble.

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Oh, boy, what'd you do?

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I've been doctoring up every one of your
mother's meals behind her back.

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You mean Mom still can't cook?

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Bingo.

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And we've got guests coming in a few
hours. I've just got to get in the

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I know. I'll call her from a pay phone,
tell her I ran away, and I won't come

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back unless she comes and gets me.

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That might work.

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Then again, she might break open a
champagne.

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Hey! I got it.

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She's got to go upstairs and rest when
she does that.

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I'll need your help.

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Well, I guess I'll go get ready.

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Oh, by the way, Mr. Belvedere said that
since you're doing such a good job in

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the kitchen, you went to a double
feature.

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Good. Then I can take a nice hot bath
and not have to worry about him snooping

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around the kitchen.

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Yeah, he can be a real Budinsky.

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All clear.

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How did I do? You think I fooled her?

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Without question.

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It's heartwarming seeing a boy lie to
his mother that way.

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Well, that's it. There's nothing more I
can do.

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Let us hope not.

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I mean, I've done enough already.

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That's them.

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I'll get it.

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Good evening. Please come in. Good
evening.

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My, my, what a lovely home. Isn't it
lovely, Evelyn?

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Yes, dear, it's lovely.

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Oh, thank you, Councilman Taylor, Mrs.
Taylor.

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And this is our housekeeper, Mr.
Belvedere.

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Housekeeper? How much are we paying you
legal aid lawyers, huh?

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Haven't I seen you at Arnie's Big and
Fat Store?

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Yes, weren't you the one they were
trying to pry out of the dressing room?

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Belvedere, this is my boss, Daryl
Manning, and his wife, Paula.

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Hi. Good evening.

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Please sit down.

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Ah, where's Mr. Owens? Oh, George won't
be able to join us. He's on an exchange

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program to the Soviet Union.

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You mean after all this time, I won't
get to meet George Owens in the flesh?

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Paula's a big fan of his. She never
misses his sports reports. I like to

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them and watch them later when I'm
alone.

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Great, I am starving. And we'd better
get to it before this guy does, huh?

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So the mayor says, but Councilman
Taylor, it will never work. And I say,

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Because it makes sense.

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I never grow tired of that story.

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Fresh rolls, anyone?

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Oh, I love some.

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Marsh, dear, you have got to give Evelyn
the recipe.

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Oh, yes, the Councilman loves rolls.

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I can see that.

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Councilman Taylor, about our request to
expand our staff at legal aid. Sir, as

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it stands now, there's a two -week
waiting period to see an attorney, and

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only getting worse.

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Well, you know, your plight reminds me
of the police shortage in 79. When

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gets home, do you ever peel off his
shirt and rub those big, broad shoulders

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with warm oil?

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Hold on.

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There we go, campus. One, two, three.

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Mom.

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This is not my idea, but Kevin seems to
be a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

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He wanted to come down here and show
everyone his costume for the strip -off.

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What do you think?

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His mouth is still numb from the
Novocaine that Dennis gave him.

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I haven't told him.

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He's a Trojan.

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Apparently the one who fell off his
horse.

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Well, nice to meet you.

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Mr.

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Belvedere, I gotta talk to you. Oh,
honey, come here.

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This is our youngest, Wesley.

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Oh, young man.

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What do you want to be when you grow up?

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I don't know.

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Mr. Belvedere always says I'll either
end up in prison or politics.

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Why not both?

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Mr. Belvedere, we have to talk.

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Please excuse us.

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Don't eat that stuff.

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Why not, Sam and Patty?

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It's the only edible thing your mother
made.

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Mr. Bug -Eyes ate some, and look what it
did to him.

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Oh, dear.

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That stuff must be rotten or something.

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Oh, not necessarily.

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I'm sorry about your frog, of course.

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But that doesn't mean it'll hurt people.

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Does it?

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I don't know. I guess we'll find out if
everybody drops dead.

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Where's the first aid manual?

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It's over here.

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Check under food poisoning.

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Okay, okay, here it is.

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Food poisoning is caused by bacterial
toxins.

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It says to induce vomiting with one
tablespoon of syrup of Ipecac. We used

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last bottle after one of your mother's
meatloaves.

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Well, if there's nothing to it, I should
just have to go out there and tell

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everyone your mother's poisoned them.

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No! This dinner's important to Mom.
She's trying to make a good impression.

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Yes, I suppose you're right.

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So what are we going to do?

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Wesley, I never thought I'd say this,
but let's go make everyone sick.

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It was delicious, Marsha. Thank you.

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Is everybody done?

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Well, I know I am. I couldn't eat
another thing if you paid me. And I am

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elected official.

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You know, Councilman, that reminds me of
ancient Rome.

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The upper classes used to gorge on their
food and then tickle their throats with

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a feather, thereby causing them to
regurgitate their feast into a nearby

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It's right here if anyone wants to try
it. Just kidding. Come on, Mr.

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I'll help you clear the table.

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Anyway, Councilman, as we were saying,
about the caseload situation... Hey, Mr.

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Belvedere, look at this rice.

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Doesn't it kind of look like a big bowl
of maggots?

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Perhaps, but not quite as slimy or
wiggly.

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Mr. Belvedere?

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I think I'm going to be sick.

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Oh, cool, just like Debbie Price.

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She has special lunch special all over
her desk.

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Oh, my God.

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Yeah. Then the substitute teacher saw it
and had to barf in a wastebasket.

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Oh, wait, wait, T. Owens, you go to your
room. But, Mrs. Owens... And you can go

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with him. Mrs. Owens, the boy is only
trying to help. It appears we may all be

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suffering from food poisoning. My frog
ate some of that salmon spread you made,

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and, well, he croaked. I mean,
literally.

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Oh, no.

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We consulted the first aid manual, and
it says that we all must, well... I

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think we got the picture.

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to the nearest emergency room. Oh, I'm
so sorry.

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But, uh, you're all welcome back for
pie.

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I've never been so humiliated in my
life. From now on, you do all the

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Mr. Belvedere.

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It wasn't a total loss, Mrs. Owens. The
councilman did say he'd vote for more

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attorneys.

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Yeah, it's amazing what someone will
agree to with a tube down their throat.

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How was the striptease?

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Everything come off without a hitch?

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I raised 150 bucks.

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That's wonderful, honey.

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Yeah, it was off from one lady. She's a
bone specialist.

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Says she wants to study me.

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Hey, everybody, look.

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It's Mr. Bug Eyes.

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Guess he was just tired.

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Mrs.

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Owens tells me that both new attorneys
at Legal Aid... are working out very

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well, and that they were the only ones
brave enough to sample the plate of

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cookies she made.

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As for Kevin, the strip -off for charity
was so successful that they're having

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another one this weekend.

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Kevin cannot attend on the advice of his
bone specialist.

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He's sending a proxy.

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Ladies, you ain't seen nothing yet.

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Dennis Quaid is a battle -hardened space
pilot and Earth's top gun.

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Louis Gossett Jr.

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is an alien from a distant planet with a
distinct hatred for Earth men.

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They're two sworn enemies stranded on a
war -torn world.

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But to survive, they must learn to do
the impossible.

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Work together in peace.

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Prepare for the futuristic thriller
Enemy Mine.

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Tonight at 8.

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Now, it's Three's Company.

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Next on Fox 11.

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KTTV Los Angeles.