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For just the ten of us.

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Good morning, everyone.

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Good morning.

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So, Mr. Belvedere, it's bedtime of year
again.

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I thought Wesley had already had his
distemper shots.

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No, we're talking about your birthday,
remember?

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I was rather hoping you'd forget it.

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Oh, look, I know you mean well.

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But these annual birthday surprises do
tend to be rather embarrassing, like

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year.

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You mean you didn't like the
stripplegram from the dancing jelly

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No.

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Oh, I'll get it.

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Hi.

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Hi. Oh, Wesley, who's your friend?

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Oh, this is Miriam. Miriam, Mr.
Belvedere. How do you do?

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Oh, you're the one who knew Winston
Churchill.

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I am really impressed.

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You must go way, way, way...

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for student body president.

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Good idea. That way you'll be able to
destroy the school from within.

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Uh -huh.

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We already have the campaign wheels
turning.

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The civics club is canvassing the
neighborhood.

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The home ec class is holding a bake
sale.

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And the video squad is producing the
life and times of Wesley T. Owens.

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Oh, a horror film.

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We are looking at a landslide of
historic proportions.

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But how can you be so certain?

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I'm running unopposed.

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Well, if no one registers by the end of
the day, I am. And just in case, we're

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going to make sure Wessie's face is
plastered all over Beaver Falls.

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Well, you can skip the post office. I'm
sure it's there already.

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Let's go.

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Come on, Spot. We have work to do.

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of China never mattered before.

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Who cares when your cop kicked your
jacket as you came through the door?

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No one bled, but sometimes things get
turned around and no one's fed.

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All hands look out below.

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There's a change in the scale. All folks
gonna need all the help they can get.

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According to our arrival, life is more
than mere survival.

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We just might live the good life yet.

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Where are the one with Wesley Jim shorts
I ordered?

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Oh, they just came in.

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Before you know it, the entire student
body will be sitting on your face.

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Hi, Wesley.

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I'm wearing your T -shirt.

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Hi, Kimberly.

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like you've got the coon boat all sewn
up.

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What a machine.

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No wonder everyone's afraid to run
against me.

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Hi, are you Wesley Owens?

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Yeah. You want a T -shirt?

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No, thanks. I got my own.

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I'm Billy Prudel, and you've got a race
on your hands.

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Huh?

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I'm running against you for president.

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I don't know. Every year we do something
for Mr. Belvedere's birthday, and he

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never appreciates it.

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Here's a gift we can get them.

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An exercise bicycle.

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Do they make one bill for two?

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Hey, you know what could be fun? We
could blindfold them, put them in a

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and take them to Chuck E. Cheese.

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Hey, you know what I think?

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I think the penguins could go all the
way to the Stanley Cup.

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There is nothing like ice hockey chat to
bring a family together.

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Hey, Chet, please, I asked you not to
make a fuss this year. A simple card

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suffice. But we just want to show you
how much we appreciate you.

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Perhaps you could pay me last month's
wages.

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That's funny.

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Hey, everybody.

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Hey, look who's here.

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President Owens.

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Don't bank on it.

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Who's Podell?

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Billy Podell. He's a paraplegic.

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So? So how am I supposed to trash a kid
in a wheelchair?

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Come on, champ, you can think of
something.

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I mean, he'll work out a strategy.

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I suggest you know the disability
completely.

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What do you mean?

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Run a campaign of substance and discuss
the issues.

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Well, I'm willing to try anything.

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But if this doesn't work, I may have to
hire someone to break my knees.

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Could that be my birthday present?

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Good morning, everyone.

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Good morning.

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Is my fly open?

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No, Billy, it's your birthday, and we
have something for you.

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I asked you not to, and I mean it.

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Here you go.

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Happy birthday.

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You're not getting older, you're getting
bitter.

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That's better.

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Oh.

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It's what you said you wanted, big guy.

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Oh, yes, indeed.

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It's a special card, though. Oh, really?
Yeah, it's one of those recycled ones.

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Who knows, last week it could have been
a roll of toilet paper.

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What a pleasant thought.

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Oh, Mr. Belvedere, are you doing
anything tonight?

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No, why?

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Well, I'm having a campaign meeting
here, so if you don't want to be

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you may want to go out.

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I won't be in the way.

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But if you want me out of the house, I'm
sure there's a movie I could attend.

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I could be back by nine o 'clock.

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Whatever.

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Would you pass me the margarine? Thank
you. Oh, here, you can have this one.

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And if I'm elected your president, I
promise to finally do something about

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lousy food in the cafeteria.

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investigation of that green gravy they
pour over everything.

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What is it? And what are they trying to
hide?

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Yeah! Oh, come on. We're just a student
council, not the food police.

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Bruce Kingman, Beaver Falls Junior
Press.

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Wesley, the polls say you're 30 points
ahead.

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Oh, yeah? What do the Russians say?

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Remember, ask not what your school can
do for you.

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Ask what Wesley T. Owens can do for your
school.

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I think I hear giggling.

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Try and act surprised, Lynn.

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Aha!

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Hey, big guy.

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How was the movie?

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Oh, fine.

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Hey, I'm going to go in the kitchen for
a snack.

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You up for something?

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The kitchen?

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rather go in that vest or shall I?

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Oh, I don't care.

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I'm closer.

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I saw a raccoon.

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Oh.

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Well, how about some hot rum and cider?

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No, thanks.

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Come on, let me pour you a nightcap.

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We'll drink it out on the patio.

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Out on the patio, hmm?

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George, I may just take you up on that
offer.

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See another raccoon?

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Maybe.

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The Owens are trying to lull me into
believing they really are not going to

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spring some fiendish birthday surprise.

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But my guess is that they're going to
wait until the weekend.

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Assuming I'll have given up by then.

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How transparent.

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It's me, Mr. Belvedere. The door's
locked.

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This must be it.

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Uh -huh!

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You okay?

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Yes, I'm fine.

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Well, anyway, I just wanted to thank you
for the campaign advice.

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About sticking to the issues and all.
It's working like a charm.

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That's nice.

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The first debate's tomorrow in assembly.

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worried, though, because Billy's pretty
sharp.

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Oh, he'll be all right.

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Well, anyway, I guess you're kind of
tired.

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Oh, by the way, I'm done with the
bathroom if you want to use it. Night.

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to the first of two debates that will
help you to choose your new student body

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president. And oh, what a proud day this
is for me to see you fine young

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citizens participating in our glorious
democratic process.

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The candidates are, to my left,

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Wesley T. Owens.

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Billy Podell.

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Each candidate will be asked a question,
and his opponent will have the

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opportunity to rebut.

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Here's Kingman Beaver Falls Junior
Press.

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Wesley, you promised to put a jacuzzi in
the locker room and convert the study

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hall into a pizzeria.

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How do you propose to pay for all of
this?

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With my gold card.

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Seriously, though.

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Don't you think that this will require
raising our student dues?

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Read my lips.

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No more dues.

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I must caution the audience against now
demonstrations.

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You're just like a bunch of naughty
kittens.

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Billy, do you have anything to

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say in rebuttal?

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Thank you, Mrs. Bunger. Yes, I do.

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Wesley Owens, isn't it true that you
cheated on Mrs. Gaffney's algebra quiz,

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an A, and threw off the curve for your
entire class?

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Huh? And isn't it true that you
threatened the safety of this school by

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into a Bunsen burner?

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I think that was uncalled for.

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And can you deny that you made a fortune
selling your sister's underwear,

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claiming it was Madonna's?

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I am not a crook.

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Why maintain you're morally unfit to
hold office?

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Bring it out.

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Firstly, Owens, exactly what kind of
monkey business was this?

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Hey, that's my chair. We were just
playing musical chairs.

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Owens, you're in big trouble.

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Get him.

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I gave up an evening with Mozart to
watch a group of teenyboppers in spandex

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fall on their fannies.

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Sounds like fun to me.

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You know, Mr. Belvedere's acting really
strange. The second we got into the

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roller rink, he jumped in and yelled,
Aha!

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What?

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Maybe he saw a raccoon.

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You don't think he's still expecting a
surprise birthday party, do you?

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Nah.

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Holster says you're 20 points down and
plummeting.

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Maybe I should sell.

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It's not too late, Wesley. We can still
win this together.

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I can be Nancy to your Ron, Barbara to
your Bush, Edie to your Mean.

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Sure, Miriam.

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Listen, I have a source who went to the
same school Billy used to.

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Get this.

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Billy worked at the school store and was
caught skimming candy off the top and

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selling it to his friends.

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Oh, yeah? And he got busted for it?

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Yeah, it's the scandal we've been hoping
for.

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Podell wants a smear campaign.

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Let's give it to him.

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But what if nobody believes it? I mean,
Billy's in a wheelchair.

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So what?

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Franklin Roosevelt was, too.

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And he rolled over everyone for four
terms.

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Tomorrow's the last debate, and you
better pull something off.

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Because I don't waste my time with
losers.

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Hi, Mr. Bellybutton.

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Oh, fine.

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I didn't ask how you were, but I'm glad.

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I just came over to return this book I
borrowed from Heather.

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Six Little Peppers and How They Grew.

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This isn't Heather's. You borrowed this
from the library 12 years ago.

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They take it back before they close.

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Oh, Angela.

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Mr.

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Harry.

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No rush.

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Would you like some cocoa?

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Thanks, Mr. Bulldozer.

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You and Heather share a lot of secrets,
don't you?

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Uh -huh.

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But if you want to know what she did
last Thursday with Tony Minotti when she

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was supposed to be over at my house, my
lips are sealed.

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I was wondering if she mentioned
anything about my birthday celebration.

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No. You see, surprises for someone my
age can be dangerous.

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You've got to be prepared.

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Yeah, that's what they teach us in
hygiene.

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Spirits!

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They don't make a mess.

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Not that tough, you vacuum brain.

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My birthday party, huh? See?

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All right, scratch.

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Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to
you. Happy birthday, Mr. Butler.

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Happy birthday to you.

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Happy birthday to you.

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That's my friend.

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How should I know she's your friend?

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Mr. Belvedere, I gotta talk to you.

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I heard some really good dirt on Billy
Padel, and if I use it, I'll win.

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He's been using really slimy tactics,
and it would serve him right.

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On the other hand, I'd feel bad about
beating him that way. I mean, his life

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been so tough.

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But if I don't do something drastic, I'm
gonna be dead meat.

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I guess I should listen to my conscience
on this one, huh?

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Whatever.

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Well, thanks for your advice, Mr.
Belvedere. You really helped me out.

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I want some pie.

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Welcome to our second and final
presidential debate.

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And now, I would like to introduce our
candidates.

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Wesley T. Owens and Billy Podell.

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And now, for our first question.

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Bruce King in Beaver Falls Junior Press.

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My question is for Billy Padel.

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Why do you want to be student body
president?

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Because I want this to be a kinder and
gentler school.

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And I believe this school needs a leader
who's trustworthy.

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Not someone who set a record for school
detention.

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Wesley, you may respond.

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You know, my opponent has been
questioning my integrity.

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Well, let me say this about that.

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I have learned that that

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I

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only have a year to live.

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It's true.

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I have Lou Costello's disease.

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Wesley T. Owens to kick around anymore.

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Hey, what are you doing?

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Throwing in the towel.

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Look, you gotta get back to the
assembly.

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Mrs. Bunger's freaking out and it isn't
pretty.

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Hey, I'm giving you the election. What
more do you want?

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Come on, Owens. Don't be such a wimp.
Just leave me alone, okay?

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You're a wimp and a nerd and your whole
family's a bunch of dweebs.

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Don't push me, pal.

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I could have spilled the beans about
that stunt you pulled at the school

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Huh? You knew about that?

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Yeah.

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So then why didn't you use it?

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Why, because I'm some poor little kid in
a wheelchair that everybody's supposed

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to feel sorry for?

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That's what you want, isn't it?

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No, I want a fair fight.

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I'm tired of being treated differently.

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That school I went to was a special
school. All those... Teachers and nurses

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counselors hanging all over me.

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I'm sick of being special. I just want
to be a kid.

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Yeah, well, if it makes you feel any
better, I don't think you're so special.

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That candy scam you pulled, I could have
done that in my sleep.

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I guess it was kind of bush.

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No, I'm bush. You're Dukakis.

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You know, I could have run for treasurer
or something easy.

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But I wanted to run against you, because
you're a legend.

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Yeah? In fact, you're kind of my idol.

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See?

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And why'd you dump on me like that?

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Because I wanted to win.

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I can live with that.

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So what do you want to do?

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Go back in there and roll around the mud
like real politicians.

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Deal.

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So, can I drive you back?

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of staff.

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Bye, Wen. I'll let you run the school
store.

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All right.

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Mr.

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Belvedere will be right back.

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Since Wesley's narrow defeat, and he's
shown no inclination to return to

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politics, if he can hold out another 80
years, we may yet avoid Armageddon.

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That may be how long I'll have to wait
before the Owens celebrate another of my

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birthdays.

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Why did they have to choose this one
occasion to do exactly as I asked?

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I'm Bill Kirkenbauer. Wait a minute.
Before you go running off to the can, I

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don't want you to forget to watch Just
the Ten of Us. Next!

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Sunday at 7, Angela Lansbury stars in
Bedknobs and Broomsticks at ABC Movie

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Special. Ben Harrison Ford stars in
Raiders of the Lost Ark on the Sunday

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Movie.