1 00:00:04,590 --> 00:00:05,590 Mr. Belly Flop. 2 00:00:06,570 --> 00:00:09,430 Angela? My parents signed the consent form so I can go. 3 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:11,610 Back to Pluto, I hope. 4 00:00:13,450 --> 00:00:16,290 Angela and I want to help the homeless at Pittsburgh, so we're going to 5 00:00:16,290 --> 00:00:17,430 volunteer to shelter downtown. 6 00:00:17,990 --> 00:00:19,790 Uh -huh. Yeah, we're going to cook them breakfast. 7 00:00:20,230 --> 00:00:22,390 I thought you wanted to help the homeless, not kill them. 8 00:00:23,710 --> 00:00:26,670 I think what you're doing is very laudable. Well, we both have been very 9 00:00:26,670 --> 00:00:29,370 fortunate, and we want to do something for people who have less than us. 10 00:00:29,610 --> 00:00:31,450 Not only that, we get out of study hall. 11 00:00:33,769 --> 00:00:35,730 Compassion is an inspiration to us all. 12 00:00:37,190 --> 00:00:38,190 Can I go too? 13 00:00:38,430 --> 00:00:39,430 What for? 14 00:00:39,750 --> 00:00:42,770 Maybe I'll meet a hobo and he can teach me how to hop a freight to nowhere. 15 00:00:44,570 --> 00:00:45,670 I'll teach you, Wesley. 16 00:00:46,310 --> 00:00:47,890 I'll even give you a little boost. 17 00:00:50,790 --> 00:00:52,750 Come on, George. We're going to be late for the funeral. 18 00:00:54,110 --> 00:00:55,150 There's been a passing? 19 00:00:55,390 --> 00:00:58,610 Oh, yes, Barney. One of George's golfing buddies. 20 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:00,810 I'm afraid George is taking it kind of hard. 21 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:11,340 I've never seen him look so devastated. 22 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:16,220 George. Hey, I know what you're going to say. This isn't right for a funeral. 23 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:18,760 Not unless it's for Bubbles the Chimp. 24 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:22,240 Look, all the pallbearers are dressing like this. 25 00:01:22,740 --> 00:01:24,040 Oh, and what's the minister wearing? 26 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:25,280 Bermuda shorts? 27 00:01:26,460 --> 00:01:29,600 Barney wanted his funeral on a golf course. It's where he spent his happiest 28 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:32,300 hours. I'm sorry, George. I didn't mean to be disrespectful. 29 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:35,020 A funeral is a solemn event. 30 00:01:35,740 --> 00:01:36,740 That's right. 31 00:01:37,020 --> 00:01:38,960 Come on, Marsh. We're riding in the lead golf cart. 32 00:01:51,039 --> 00:01:52,039 Thanks for watching. 33 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,720 You are our new rival. 34 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,320 Life is more than mere survival. 35 00:02:09,139 --> 00:02:12,220 And we just might live a good life yet. 36 00:02:18,860 --> 00:02:22,380 Hey, Ange, how's my French toast moving? 37 00:02:22,580 --> 00:02:24,400 Great. I think they really like it. 38 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:28,740 Hey, am I supposed to eat this or restore my shoes with it? 39 00:02:42,380 --> 00:02:43,660 If they didn't know, we'd be so busy. 40 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:46,220 Now, where do all these people come from? 41 00:02:46,540 --> 00:02:49,640 Same place that we do, except somewhere they got off the track. 42 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:52,980 Job loss, disability, mental illness, drug abuse. 43 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:57,400 I had a cousin who was homeless, but he just forgot his zip code. 44 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:03,360 Why don't I spell you here, and you girls can go clear some tables. 45 00:03:04,740 --> 00:03:05,740 Wow! 46 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:24,120 Sure, you and the cops, welfare and the feds. Everybody wants my stuff. 47 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:25,800 Sorry. 48 00:03:28,580 --> 00:03:29,900 So, do you wear contacts? 49 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,780 Just trying to make conversation. 50 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:38,460 Napkin, napkin, napkin, napkin. 51 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:40,040 Napkin, napkin, 52 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:42,140 napkin, napkin. 53 00:03:50,510 --> 00:03:51,228 lose this? 54 00:03:51,230 --> 00:03:52,790 Oh, my earring. Thanks. 55 00:03:53,030 --> 00:03:54,030 You're welcome. 56 00:03:54,170 --> 00:03:55,170 My name's Tom. 57 00:03:55,430 --> 00:03:56,430 Oh, I'm Heather. 58 00:03:56,530 --> 00:03:57,670 Is this your first day? 59 00:03:57,890 --> 00:04:00,850 Yeah. Some pretty strange people around here. 60 00:04:01,190 --> 00:04:05,330 Yeah, huh? I don't know whether I should be scared of them or feel sorry for 61 00:04:05,330 --> 00:04:07,350 them. Yeah, me neither. 62 00:04:07,990 --> 00:04:09,530 So how long have you been a volunteer? 63 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:10,750 Oh, I'm not. 64 00:04:10,930 --> 00:04:11,930 I live here. 65 00:04:16,630 --> 00:04:18,010 Oh, hi, Mr. Belvedere. 66 00:04:23,310 --> 00:04:24,610 it was a very nice service. 67 00:04:25,050 --> 00:04:27,670 Until some bozo sliced his drive into the casket. 68 00:04:29,050 --> 00:04:32,510 Well, I'm going to soak my feet. That's the last time I wear heels in a sand 69 00:04:32,510 --> 00:04:33,510 trap. 70 00:04:34,910 --> 00:04:37,250 I'm sorry about your friend, George. Were you close? 71 00:04:38,190 --> 00:04:39,870 Eh, he was in my foursome at the club. 72 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:42,730 He'd always shave off a stroke at the par fives. 73 00:04:42,970 --> 00:04:45,470 Pack at the clubhouse, we'd play a little poker. He'd cheat. 74 00:04:46,010 --> 00:04:47,010 Leave when he was ahead. 75 00:04:47,630 --> 00:04:48,970 Sign my name on his tab. 76 00:04:50,810 --> 00:04:52,270 Friends like that are hard to find. 77 00:04:54,030 --> 00:04:55,610 It's just, here's a guy about my age. 78 00:04:55,990 --> 00:04:56,990 Makes you think. 79 00:04:57,210 --> 00:04:58,210 Certainly does. 80 00:05:00,190 --> 00:05:01,190 About what? 81 00:05:03,090 --> 00:05:04,670 You know, life and death. 82 00:05:05,070 --> 00:05:06,730 Well, George, we live and then we die. 83 00:05:07,130 --> 00:05:08,150 Speak for yourself. 84 00:05:09,390 --> 00:05:12,550 My point is not to worry. While we have life, we should enjoy it. 85 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:14,690 I guess you're right, big guy. 86 00:05:15,430 --> 00:05:16,430 No point moping. 87 00:05:18,390 --> 00:05:19,790 Hey, Dad, want to toss it around? 88 00:05:20,370 --> 00:05:21,790 What are you trying to do, kill me? 89 00:05:41,710 --> 00:05:42,710 Like my new shirt? 90 00:05:43,450 --> 00:05:44,490 It's real nice. 91 00:05:44,750 --> 00:05:47,810 I found it in the dumpster. People throw away really good stuff. 92 00:05:49,030 --> 00:05:50,090 So, you got a date? 93 00:05:50,310 --> 00:05:51,730 No, I'm going on a job interview. 94 00:05:52,250 --> 00:05:53,510 Oh, isn't this your job? 95 00:05:53,910 --> 00:05:56,630 Oh, I'm just helping out while I stay here. I like to keep busy. 96 00:05:57,150 --> 00:05:59,210 Oh. Well, good luck at your interview. 97 00:05:59,910 --> 00:06:01,550 You must be pretty excited, huh? 98 00:06:01,770 --> 00:06:03,810 Yeah, I haven't had a real job in two years. 99 00:06:04,550 --> 00:06:05,610 Two whole years? 100 00:06:05,870 --> 00:06:06,870 That's awesome. 101 00:06:07,790 --> 00:06:10,770 It's hard when they ask for an address and phone number and you don't have an 102 00:06:10,770 --> 00:06:11,810 address and phone number. 103 00:06:15,950 --> 00:06:16,950 Hi. 104 00:06:17,450 --> 00:06:20,030 I didn't get a chance to introduce myself to you yesterday. 105 00:06:21,290 --> 00:06:22,290 I'm Angela. 106 00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:23,550 Good for you. 107 00:06:25,550 --> 00:06:28,810 You know, just because you have a terrible, miserable life of hopelessness 108 00:06:28,810 --> 00:06:30,330 doesn't mean you can't say a friendly hello. 109 00:06:31,550 --> 00:06:33,850 What makes you think my life's so miserable? 110 00:06:34,670 --> 00:06:35,990 Well, you live on the streets. 111 00:06:36,410 --> 00:06:39,150 You're dirty and grungy and kind of smelly. 112 00:06:39,890 --> 00:06:40,890 No offense. 113 00:06:41,590 --> 00:06:42,590 None taken. 114 00:06:43,110 --> 00:06:45,770 Besides, you're the one who stinks. 115 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:49,450 What? That perfume. 116 00:06:50,270 --> 00:06:53,490 Just another product of the capitalist consumer conspiracy. 117 00:06:54,210 --> 00:06:55,510 No, it's forever crystal. 118 00:06:57,450 --> 00:07:01,890 Look, Blondie, everything I need in the world is right here where I can get at 119 00:07:01,890 --> 00:07:03,250 it. Real simple. 120 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:05,910 You make it sound like living this way is good. 121 00:07:06,210 --> 00:07:10,770 I'm totally free and unfettered by the trappings of modern civilization. 122 00:07:11,590 --> 00:07:12,750 Can you say that? 123 00:07:14,050 --> 00:07:17,230 No. But I can say rubber baby buggy bumpers. 124 00:07:20,370 --> 00:07:22,790 Hi, Dad. Finally returning that plunger I borrowed. 125 00:07:23,250 --> 00:07:24,550 Oh, you didn't have to, Kev. 126 00:07:24,950 --> 00:07:26,550 It was sort of a housewarming gift. 127 00:07:27,350 --> 00:07:28,350 Gee, thanks. 128 00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:31,490 You know how to read these blood pressure things? 129 00:07:31,830 --> 00:07:33,680 Oh, yeah. I learned how when I was a nurse's aide. 130 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:36,200 You're 30 over 10. 131 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:38,200 Is that good? 132 00:07:38,300 --> 00:07:39,580 Not really. You're dead. 133 00:07:40,900 --> 00:07:43,960 I ordered eight years of Time magazine for this stupid thing. 134 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,480 Come on, Dad. What are you worried about? 135 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:48,240 You seem like a healthy kind of guy. 136 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:50,740 I guess you're right. 137 00:07:51,700 --> 00:07:52,880 Then again, you never know. 138 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:55,640 What do you mean? 139 00:07:56,180 --> 00:07:59,700 Well, when I worked at the hospital, there was this guy about your age. He 140 00:07:59,700 --> 00:08:00,860 in for a hair transplant. 141 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:03,280 Later, he was on a slab in the morgue. 142 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:07,180 And another guy, he had an ingrown toenail. 143 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:10,440 Next day, they were spreading his ashes over the Menangehila. 144 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:12,700 Whoops, 145 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:14,440 gotta get to class. 146 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:16,920 Hey, listen, I'll come back later and tell you about some more dead guys. 147 00:08:17,180 --> 00:08:18,180 See ya. 148 00:08:31,470 --> 00:08:32,470 to your close encounter. 149 00:08:34,210 --> 00:08:37,710 Well, you hardly touched your dinner. 150 00:08:38,470 --> 00:08:40,370 Although you sculpted it very well. 151 00:08:42,010 --> 00:08:43,970 I saw Doc Elliott this afternoon. 152 00:08:44,550 --> 00:08:45,830 It was not bad news. 153 00:08:46,810 --> 00:08:48,050 I'm in perfect health. 154 00:08:48,350 --> 00:08:49,670 Oh, George, I am sorry. 155 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:51,610 I don't understand. 156 00:08:52,410 --> 00:08:56,070 Barney had a checkup from Doc Elliott a week before he croaked. And he was fine, 157 00:08:56,130 --> 00:08:59,150 too. Any idea what caused Barney's sudden demise? 158 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:03,720 He died in a saddle. 159 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:06,880 Oh, you mean horseback riding? 160 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:10,600 No. You know, between the fluffy whites. 161 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:13,500 He fell into a meringue? 162 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:16,560 He died in bed with his wife. 163 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:20,340 Oh, you mean chiming Big Ben. Whatever. 164 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:22,800 George, it was a fluke. 165 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:24,900 Yeah, but it was a fluke that killed him. 166 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:31,520 Oh, it's such a clear and beautiful night. All the stars are out. 167 00:09:32,110 --> 00:09:33,110 Kind of romantic. 168 00:09:34,530 --> 00:09:35,530 I'll be upstairs. 169 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:05,930 Look who's here. Little Mary Sunstroke. 170 00:10:07,930 --> 00:10:09,550 Looks like you got a lot of stuff in there. 171 00:10:09,770 --> 00:10:12,450 Yep. Place for everything and everything in its place. 172 00:10:14,330 --> 00:10:15,330 Thanks. 173 00:10:24,870 --> 00:10:26,430 Hi, Tom. I brought you a cookie. 174 00:10:26,670 --> 00:10:27,670 Oh, thanks. 175 00:10:27,930 --> 00:10:29,090 So, did you get the job? 176 00:10:29,650 --> 00:10:30,650 Oh, no. 177 00:10:30,890 --> 00:10:33,390 There must have been a hundred people there. I didn't stand a chance. 178 00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:35,250 You'll do better next time. 179 00:10:35,970 --> 00:10:37,930 These are for you. 180 00:10:39,050 --> 00:10:40,330 Thanks, Mrs. Williams. 181 00:10:40,830 --> 00:10:41,890 You're very nice. 182 00:10:42,610 --> 00:10:44,210 I feel terrible about this. 183 00:10:44,870 --> 00:10:45,870 Oh, that's okay. 184 00:10:46,830 --> 00:10:48,030 A rule is a rule. 185 00:10:48,390 --> 00:10:49,390 What's going on? 186 00:10:49,590 --> 00:10:53,030 It's our policy here at the shelter. People can only stay two weeks. 187 00:10:53,650 --> 00:10:54,650 That's not fair. 188 00:10:55,610 --> 00:10:58,470 Heather, we have to turn away dozens of people every day. 189 00:10:58,710 --> 00:10:59,970 That's not fair either. 190 00:11:00,430 --> 00:11:01,430 Hey, I'll be okay. 191 00:11:01,730 --> 00:11:03,970 I got a great spot under the turnpike. 192 00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:05,790 Nobody took it. 193 00:11:12,190 --> 00:11:19,170 Come on 194 00:11:19,170 --> 00:11:19,829 in, Tom. 195 00:11:19,830 --> 00:11:21,510 I'm sure this is a good idea. 196 00:11:21,790 --> 00:11:22,689 Don't worry. 197 00:11:22,690 --> 00:11:25,150 You'll stay in the attic. No one will ever know you're here. 198 00:11:40,490 --> 00:11:43,810 I got it after a wild weekend in Rio with Mrs. Fields. 199 00:11:44,590 --> 00:11:46,270 Well, good night. 200 00:11:47,110 --> 00:11:48,110 Anything wrong? 201 00:11:48,630 --> 00:11:49,870 Why should something be wrong? 202 00:11:50,070 --> 00:11:51,070 No reason. 203 00:11:51,350 --> 00:11:54,750 But if Wesley had that look on his face, I'd be sleeping tonight with a gun. 204 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:25,280 go after a blinds open. 205 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:27,360 Are you okay? 206 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:32,920 Yeah. 207 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,860 Is something going on? 208 00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:39,040 No. Is there someone hiding in the closet? 209 00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:43,640 Yeah, there's a man in there. Some guy I picked up off the street. 210 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:46,640 Guess that's the only way you're gonna get one. 211 00:13:03,790 --> 00:13:05,090 It's not the feather trick. 212 00:13:07,690 --> 00:13:08,690 Good morning. 213 00:13:09,590 --> 00:13:11,790 Hey, get that thing out of my face. 214 00:13:12,110 --> 00:13:14,410 I'm sorry, George. I just love doing that. 215 00:13:14,890 --> 00:13:15,890 I always have. 216 00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:19,850 I guess I throw a sleep watch in the tube. 217 00:13:20,130 --> 00:13:21,810 You're trying to avoid something else. 218 00:13:22,390 --> 00:13:23,590 Morning. Bingo. 219 00:13:25,950 --> 00:13:27,310 I waited up for you. 220 00:13:28,110 --> 00:13:30,130 Yeah, well, I think I'm coming down with a cold. 221 00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:36,550 spreading it around rather well. 222 00:13:38,910 --> 00:13:41,470 I think I better go up and take some aspirin or something. 223 00:13:41,970 --> 00:13:43,850 I hope I don't have to sleep alone again tonight. 224 00:13:46,290 --> 00:13:47,290 Don't look at me. 225 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,430 I don't know if this is going to work, Kevin. 226 00:13:52,650 --> 00:13:55,570 Oh, yes, it will. At least until we can find you a job. 227 00:13:55,810 --> 00:13:56,629 Here, look. 228 00:13:56,630 --> 00:14:00,610 Here's one that pays $25 ,000 a year with medical benefits, full dental, and 229 00:14:00,610 --> 00:14:01,790 daycare. Where is it? 230 00:14:02,630 --> 00:14:03,630 Divisional Multi... 231 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:04,940 System program analyst. 232 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:08,720 I don't know what it is either. 233 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:11,900 Oh, I'll get it. No, no, no, Tom, you're supposed to say... 234 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:45,060 Like a shopping cart. 235 00:14:45,460 --> 00:14:47,120 Thanks. I got it at the supermarket. 236 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:50,400 Tom, what are you doing? 237 00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:54,200 Just helping out. I told you, you have to stay in the attic or they'll find 238 00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:55,460 Oh, that's right. 239 00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:57,740 Is that me or does Tom seem a little weird? 240 00:14:58,100 --> 00:14:59,640 Why don't you ask Mr. Beaver? 241 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:01,700 Come on, you two. I'll guide you to the store. 242 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:13,420 When did I polish this? 243 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:18,279 Coal's clear? 244 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:21,100 Yes, George. Your wife is upstairs taking another cold shower. 245 00:15:23,820 --> 00:15:26,160 Good. Why can't she leave me alone? 246 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:27,540 Beats the hell out of me. 247 00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:32,660 It's not just Marsha, either. All of a sudden, every woman I meet wants my bod. 248 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:36,780 My secretary, some meter maid, even the cashier at Lumberama. 249 00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:39,300 She tried to slip me a free can of Spackle. 250 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:43,580 George, I think you're just imagining all this because you're obsessed with 251 00:15:43,580 --> 00:15:44,580 Whoopi. 252 00:15:50,670 --> 00:15:54,070 My name's Yvette, and I'm selling waterless cookware. Is your wife 253 00:15:54,490 --> 00:15:55,490 Uh, no. 254 00:15:56,550 --> 00:15:57,750 Want to steam some vegetables? 255 00:16:01,310 --> 00:16:03,550 I guess you're just a meat and potatoes man. 256 00:16:06,790 --> 00:16:08,010 Hi, Mr. Botulism. 257 00:16:08,930 --> 00:16:09,930 Hello, Angela. 258 00:16:10,390 --> 00:16:13,010 I don't know what you're doing, but I'm sure there's an irrational explanation 259 00:16:13,010 --> 00:16:14,010 for it. 260 00:16:14,430 --> 00:16:15,430 Who's this? 261 00:16:15,630 --> 00:16:17,130 These are all my earthly belongings. 262 00:16:17,470 --> 00:16:18,610 I've dropped out of society. 263 00:16:19,410 --> 00:16:20,410 I'll drink to that. 264 00:16:22,290 --> 00:16:23,430 Now I'm free. 265 00:16:23,690 --> 00:16:25,010 Free as the breeze. 266 00:16:26,270 --> 00:16:28,690 That must be what I hear whistling between your ears. 267 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:34,210 Hi, Ant. Hi, Red. Oh, hello, Heather. I want to thank you for all that extra 268 00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:35,310 cleaning that you've been doing. 269 00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:40,090 Huh? Well, you know, the banisters, the window blinds, the lampshades. That was 270 00:16:40,090 --> 00:16:41,090 you, wasn't it? 271 00:16:41,230 --> 00:16:42,870 Well, sure. Who else could it be? 272 00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:44,210 Maybe it was Tom. 273 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:55,760 For crying out loud, Marsh, get your mind out of the gutter. 274 00:16:57,700 --> 00:16:58,700 Hi, nice jacket. 275 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:02,240 Who the hell are you? 276 00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:03,880 I'm Tom. I live here. 277 00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:05,300 Who are you? 278 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:07,480 Oh, I see you two have met. 279 00:17:10,099 --> 00:17:13,460 So I brought Tom here until I could get him a job in a place of his own. 280 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:15,980 I thought I heard noises in the attic. 281 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:18,660 I just assumed that's where you were sleeping. 282 00:17:20,380 --> 00:17:24,040 I thought we had a squirrel up there. I even put out some poison pellets. 283 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,400 My God, I thought those were licorice bits. 284 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:31,180 Hey, everybody, there's some guy up in the attic. We know, Wes. 285 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:32,299 You do? 286 00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:34,880 He's a homeless man your sister's been trying to hide. 287 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:38,080 You mean you were telling me the truth? 288 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:40,180 You're really warped. 289 00:17:41,580 --> 00:17:44,940 Hey, look, kitten, I feel sorry for the guy, but he just can't stay here. 290 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:46,720 But he's not by... bothering anyone. 291 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:50,580 Heather, your heart is in the right place, but I'm afraid your father's 292 00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:53,320 Don't get mad at Heather. It's my fault. 293 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:57,560 Hey, look, Tom, we're not blaming you or anyone else. 294 00:17:58,060 --> 00:17:59,300 I know times are tough. 295 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:06,320 Well, here's your clothes, Mr. Owens. Oh, no, you keep them. And here's a 296 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:10,180 of bucks for you. No, thanks. I already ate your food and stayed at your house. 297 00:18:10,940 --> 00:18:12,460 Well, so does Belvedere, and we pay him. 298 00:18:16,810 --> 00:18:18,350 Thanks. Maybe I can buy some new boots. 299 00:18:19,630 --> 00:18:21,630 Wait, Tom. Maybe you can stay with Angela. 300 00:18:22,490 --> 00:18:23,590 Hasn't he suffered enough? 301 00:18:56,650 --> 00:18:57,670 Mind the concierge. 302 00:18:58,010 --> 00:18:59,010 Well, wait a second. 303 00:19:02,390 --> 00:19:04,590 That's the shelter's address in case he needs a meal. 304 00:19:07,310 --> 00:19:08,310 Ah, here we are. 305 00:19:14,190 --> 00:19:16,730 Tom. Hi, Heather. Hi, Mr. Belvedere. Come on in. 306 00:19:17,310 --> 00:19:18,310 Thank you. 307 00:19:19,030 --> 00:19:20,190 You like my new apartment? 308 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:27,600 I bought him a new salary. 309 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:29,980 You mean you found a job? 310 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,660 Mr. Belvedere got me a job at Donut World. 311 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,820 I carry a lot of weight around there. 312 00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:38,460 Right now I mix the dough, but if I do good, they'll let me dip them in 313 00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:41,800 chocolate icing and put sprinkles on them and maybe even squirt jelly in the 314 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:42,800 jelly donuts. 315 00:19:47,540 --> 00:19:49,100 What's the matter, Heather? You look sad. 316 00:19:49,820 --> 00:19:52,680 It's just the newspaper's filled with all these really good jobs. 317 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:55,280 Better than working in some donut shop. 318 00:19:55,870 --> 00:19:57,190 I can't get those jobs. 319 00:19:57,570 --> 00:19:59,030 They said I wasn't qualified. 320 00:19:59,570 --> 00:20:02,370 Yeah, but you could get into a job training program or something. 321 00:20:04,230 --> 00:20:05,950 And I like my job. 322 00:20:06,910 --> 00:20:07,910 It's fun. 323 00:20:08,870 --> 00:20:11,270 Besides, I get to meet a lot of nice policemen. 324 00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:15,490 Yeah, but Tom, with a better job, you could afford a really nice place. 325 00:20:16,690 --> 00:20:20,550 Don't you want a balcony and a stereo and a trash compactor? 326 00:20:24,170 --> 00:20:27,490 a roof over my head and a bed to sleep in with blankets and everything. 327 00:20:29,490 --> 00:20:31,310 I thought I was doing pretty good. 328 00:20:34,110 --> 00:20:35,110 You know something? 329 00:20:36,630 --> 00:20:37,630 You're right. 330 00:20:39,510 --> 00:20:40,610 You're doing great. 331 00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:43,210 I'm really proud of you. 332 00:20:46,930 --> 00:20:48,810 Heather, I think it's time we should go. 333 00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:50,950 Tom has to be up early in the morning. 334 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:53,960 Yeah, I got to be at Donut World at 4 in the morning. 335 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,040 I'll be there at 4 .15. 336 00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:00,920 Thanks, Mr. 337 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:06,040 Belvedere, for getting him that job. It was really nice of you. I just wish 338 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:07,040 there was more I could do. 339 00:21:07,340 --> 00:21:08,340 Oh, Heather. 340 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:13,540 If everybody cared as much as you did, there'd be far less people sleeping in 341 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:16,100 cardboard boxes than on steam grates. 342 00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:19,100 Why did anyone have to sleep on a steam grate? 343 00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:21,100 Why, indeed. 344 00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:34,220 Hi, 345 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:38,320 George. 346 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:40,600 Uh -oh. 347 00:21:41,380 --> 00:21:42,720 I was at the club today. 348 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:44,240 Guess what happened? 349 00:21:45,420 --> 00:21:48,000 You made a hole in one and they gave you a free divot fixer? 350 00:21:49,690 --> 00:21:52,470 I had lunch with the wives of your golfing buddies. 351 00:21:52,850 --> 00:21:53,970 Yeah? Yeah. 352 00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:55,710 And you know how girls talk. 353 00:21:56,110 --> 00:22:00,330 Well, it seems like we've all been feeling a little neglected lately. 354 00:22:01,010 --> 00:22:05,090 What do you know? And there's this rumor going around about what really happened 355 00:22:05,090 --> 00:22:06,090 to Barney. 356 00:22:06,630 --> 00:22:08,590 I was beginning to think it was me. 357 00:22:09,810 --> 00:22:11,250 Belvedere! You went shopping. What? 358 00:22:11,450 --> 00:22:12,450 The movies with Heather. 359 00:22:13,230 --> 00:22:14,430 so my heart's starting to pound. 360 00:22:14,670 --> 00:22:16,590 It's a muscle. It needs exercise. 361 00:22:17,390 --> 00:22:18,530 Oh, I'd die. 362 00:22:18,970 --> 00:22:20,610 You'll have a smile on your face. 363 00:22:21,650 --> 00:22:24,730 You know, come to think of it, so did Barney. 364 00:22:44,910 --> 00:22:46,030 dear, we'll be right back. 365 00:22:49,390 --> 00:22:51,770 Heather continues to volunteer at the shelter. 366 00:22:52,350 --> 00:22:57,290 Tom stops by from time to time, usually with a generous donation from Donut 367 00:22:57,290 --> 00:22:58,290 World. 368 00:22:58,430 --> 00:23:03,530 Meanwhile, the supermarket reclaimed Angela's shopping cart, leaving her with 369 00:23:03,530 --> 00:23:05,770 choice but to return to civilization. 370 00:23:06,570 --> 00:23:08,570 Talk about paradise lost. 371 00:23:09,570 --> 00:23:13,390 As for George, he somehow survived his close encounter with Marsha. 372 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,140 And since then, I haven't seen much of either of them. 373 00:23:20,060 --> 00:23:21,480 Paradise regained. 374 00:23:46,190 --> 00:23:50,110 To celebrate this season of goodwill, the Owens is a pleasant surprise made by 375 00:23:50,110 --> 00:23:51,290 agreeing to be on their best behavior. 376 00:23:51,550 --> 00:23:53,610 From all of us, happy holidays. 377 00:23:56,010 --> 00:23:57,010 Let me help. 378 00:23:57,210 --> 00:23:58,189 Oh, thank you. 379 00:23:58,190 --> 00:24:01,030 You know, Mom, this was the best Christmas ever. 380 00:24:01,230 --> 00:24:02,870 Really? Yeah, I mean, it was perfect. 381 00:24:03,210 --> 00:24:07,050 We were all together, trimming the trees, singing Christmas carols. 382 00:24:07,350 --> 00:24:10,030 Dad didn't even make us watch Perry Como's Christmasing.