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The Ten of Us.

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I don't think that's appropriate school
wear.

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Mom, it's totally fresh.

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Fresh? It's 20 years old. Mom, fresh
means it's better than rad.

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I just don't think you should wear it to
school.

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But it's 60s day and I want to be the
grooviest looking bird on campus.

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Oh, Heather, it's just so revealing.

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And I won't have any daughter of mine
prancing around in something she can't

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even bend over in.

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Morning. Hi.

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Hey, Marsh, isn't that the dress you
used to wear with no underwear?

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Hey, Wes, what you doing?

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Homework.

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These are women's magazines.

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Yeah, I know. I'm looking for a recipe.
We have to bring one in for home ec

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class. Home economics? I thought you
were taking woodshop.

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Well, I wanted to, but the school board
voted that I can't use power tools.

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You don't belong in home ec. You're a
guy.

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So is Mr. Belvedere.

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I love the smell of laundry in the
morning.

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Hey, what kind of example are you
setting for the kid?

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The same you should be setting for
Kevin.

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Even though he's moved to his own
apartment, I still have to do his wash.

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What the hell is this?

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He wants a pair of Kevin's undershorts.

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Looks like Kev had a pretty hot date.

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What's that kid doing over there anyway?

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Come on, Glenn.

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Give me a break, will you?

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This is my last pair, you clothes
-sucking furball.

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One cannot be helping him.

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He's on a high -fiber diet.

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We'll be right

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back.

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stand it anymore.

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Try dusting the same table for five
years.

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I just can't live with Glenn.

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I thought your new roommate's name was
Anatole.

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It is.

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Glenn's his goat.

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You said your apartment didn't allow
pets.

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Anatole got off on a technicality.
Claimed Glenn was a relative.

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Frankly, Kevin, you smell like you
hosted a family reunion.

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Come on, it's not that bad.

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Gee, what stinks?

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Oh, hi, Kev.

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Hi, Dad.

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Well, I gotta go. I gotta get down to
Chetwin's Plumbing Supply.

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Oh, yeah? If you're shopping for a new
shower head, be sure to use it.

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No, it's for my business course.

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See, we have to observe a real business
and see how it works.

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Yeah, well, couldn't you observe
something a little flashier, like a

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dealership?

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I was late to class the day they gave
out the assignments.

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It was either a plumbing warehouse or
prisoner to lousing.

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Anyway, I gotta borrow the plunger.

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Oh, it's under the sink. Be sure and put
it back.

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Wesley needs it for the Christmas
pageant.

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He wrote his own part this year.

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Hey, Ralph.

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When you're through there, I got a new
shipment of copper pipe. Needs to be

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unpacked. You got it, boss.

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This is the warehouse, Owens. The elbow
joint, you might say. The whole company.

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Elbow joint. Got it.

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Casey. Hey, Tony.

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We're paying you by the hour, not the
cigarettes.

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Hey, Casey. What do you need, Mr.
Palmer? Casey O 'Connell.

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Kevin Owens.

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Casey's our warehouse foreman.

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Great. It's about time I got some help.

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Give Tony a hand with the urinals. Kevin
isn't here to work. He's from the

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college. He's here to observe.

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Oh, yeah? Yeah. So be nice to him and
maybe he'll come back and run the place

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for us when he graduates.

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So, uh, what exactly do you do?

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I work.

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Ah, great.

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Oh, uh, Miss O 'Connell, faucet is
spelled with a U, not a W.

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Look. College boy, let's get a few
things straight.

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This may be playtime for you, but this
is my job. I don't work, I don't eat.

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Hey, I do understand the concept of
work.

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Good. Then you can just sit right over
there and watch some.

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Fine.

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You ever build a birdhouse, Belvedere?

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No. That's what nests are for.

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I haven't seen him. I'm sure wherever he
is, someone is regretting it.

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He went to the supermarket. It's part of
his home economics class. He's trying

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to see how far he can stretch a dollar.

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I think the lad's in for a rude
awakening.

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We're back.

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What'd you do, Wes? Rob the store?

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No, I used coupons.

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It took us like an hour to check out.
The lady behind us went into labor.

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Anyway, Mom, here's your change. Thank
you.

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a whole bunch of double coupons, and I
went to the store on triple coupon day.

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They came out owing me money.

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That's great, champ.

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Why can't you do that, Belvedere?

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I could, George, but we'd only end up
with a lot of things we don't want or

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couldn't use.

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Not necessarily.

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Ho -hos.

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You bought me ho -hos?

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Yep, 12 cartons.

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You know, you and I, we kind of got off
on the wrong foot, and I wanted you to

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know I was an okay kind of guy, and so
are you.

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Okay.

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Aren't you going to open it?

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It's a coffee cup.

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Yeah, I see.

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Oh, sorry, I left the seat up.

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Sure, I can take an order.

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What do you need?

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400 sump pumps.

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Hey, no problem.

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We'll ship them right out.

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You want them good for us?

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Okay.

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What was that all about?

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Oh, I just moved 400 sump pumps.

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From where to where?

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From us, to Septic City. If we get them
there by 5 o 'clock, they'll even waive

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the volume discount.

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Great.

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There's only one little problem.

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We don't have any pumps.

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We're back -ordered till January.

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Oh. Yeah, so now I have to go back to
Septic City and try to clean up your

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stupid mess, all because you just wanted
to play plumber's helper. Hey, I made a

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mistake, all right? You don't have to
jump down my throat.

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Why not?

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They're gonna be jumping down mine.

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Look, I'm sorry. I mean, what can I say?
Nothing.

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She's nutritional value, Zippola.

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I'm sorry, Mr.

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Belvedere, but I'm going to have to
write you up.

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What are you supposed to be, the food
police?

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No, I'm just going by the Surgeon
General's guidelines.

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Frankly, for this meal, you'd get the
chair.

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Now, just a minute. Let me remind you
that I've cooked for everyone, from

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to Winston Churchill.

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Yeah, and they're all dead.

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Your sister would be delighted to hear
that.

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She's tie -dyeing a T -shirt.

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Go fish.

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Please, to be stopping that. You're
stinking up whole joint.

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No, he is stinking up whole joint. I am
not talking to you until you come down

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off your low horse.

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Weeks. My apartment reeks. Your
apartment?

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Yeah. It's 50 -50 split.

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Ah, see, now you're getting it. I want
your 50 to split.

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No way, Habib.

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Glenn likes it here.

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Glenn does not get a vote.

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Oh, this is a fine how do you do it. I
plan big party and you want us out.

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What party?

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Oh, it's big blow up for all foreign
exchange students.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, yes.

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Hey,

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I don't care whose corset Rimsky ripped
off. I want you and that cartoon stink

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bomb out of here.

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Don't hold your nose.

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And while we're at it, I thought you
said you were going to keep that bearded

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trash compactor out of my room. I say a
lot of things.

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Yeah, well, I take enough abuse at work
from hard -hatted Hannah. I don't need

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to come home to hoof jam on my
bedspread.

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I live here.

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What? Since when?

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This morning.

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All right, let me get this straight.

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You actually live here?

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Right next door.

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Oh, that's great. No, really, that's
terrific.

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I mean, there must be a thousand other
buildings you could have moved into.

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Why'd you have to move here?

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I didn't see a sign with your name on
it.

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Although I should have recognized your
smell.

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Hey, it's not my smell. It's the goat's.

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You're roasting one?

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I live with one.

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Oh, that's what you college clowns are
into these days.

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You know, you really have a big problem.

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Yeah, well, at least I'm paying my own
way.

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And what is that supposed to mean?

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You go to college full time and can
afford this place.

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You don't need a Ph .D. to figure out
mommy and daddy are footing the bills.

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You know, they help a little, but I do
the rest.

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You're acting like I'm privileged or
something.

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Master Kevin.

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Your laundry.

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Chef Wesley has informed me that dinner
will be delayed.

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You know, look, I think it's a wonderful
idea. When he's older, he'll be glad he

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can cook for himself.

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That's assuming they allow him a hot
plate in his cell.

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What's he making, anyway?

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He wouldn't let me see.

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My best guess is his boiling fish
sticks.

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I say it's 50 -50. We all end up with
botulism. Your brother's working very

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on this meal.

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Your mother's quite right.

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So just spit it in your napkin, and I'll
whip up something later.

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for dessert.

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What was it?

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He called it something French.

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It had all kinds of chocolate,
strawberry sauce, lots of fluffy whipped

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It was pretty good.

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Yes, well, I wasn't hungry.

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Oh, is that why there's four empty boxes
of ho -hos on the ground?

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It grieves me to say this, that I think
I'm jealous of Wesley.

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Why?

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I've grown complacent.

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You're big boned. You can get away with
it.

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George, I mean I've grown lazy in the
kitchen.

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Big guy, you're just in a slump.

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You've got to get a bigger lead off
first, George.

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And keep your cleats up when you go into
your slide, George.

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And try to keep the dirt out of your
mouth when you dive for home.

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George, I don't know when I beat so
moved.

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Just remember, don't let yourself get
psyched out before you step up to the

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plate.

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The dinner plate, I mean.

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You're right, George.

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That's exactly what I've been doing.

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I've let that pint -sized wolfgang puck
scare me out of my own kitchen.

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Hey, where are you going?

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To hit a home run.

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Over there.

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Young Owens?

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Yeah? This kitchen isn't big enough for
the both of us.

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It isn't big enough for the boat for
you.

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I demand satisfaction.

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Huh? I challenge you to a cook -off.

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better be on fire. Hey, your music's too
loud.

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It's heavy metal. It's supposed to be.

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Oh, come on. Casey, will you cut me some
slack? I've got two tests tomorrow.

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My jerk of a roommate finally took a
stupid goat to the drive -in, and now I

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have to go head -to -head with the
wicked witch of the plumbing world.

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What's the matter? Are you afraid you
might flunk out and have to work for a

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living?

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Casey, I go to school all day. When I
come home, I have to study.

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Come on, Kevi.

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I work all day. When I come home...

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Okay, okay.

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Now, I have tried to be nice.

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But frankly, boss, you are crowding me.

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Well, now you know how I feel at work.

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I'm standing right here.

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Was this your stupid idea?

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Uh -huh.

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Why didn't you run it by me first?

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Well, there wasn't time.

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Thanks.

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Poets. I don't mind telling you, I
thought this was pretty crazy when you

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up with it. But by golly, it's
beautiful.

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It's sort of like the ice capades.

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Mr. Palmer, we're not really going to
keep doing this, are we? Are you

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The orders keep... Flying out of here.

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I'm going to get you for this.

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the camels back.

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Oh, relax, Kevin. There are no camels
here.

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I think I should party.

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Listen, I want you, your friends, and
their barnyard buddies out of here.

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Loosen up, Rumi. We're having a party.

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I don't give a Hungarian zither pick
what you're having. You're gone.

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No.

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What did you say? I said no.

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You're going to have to make me,
homeboy.

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stinking part.

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What happened to you?

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Oh, thanks to your little roller skating
scheme, I fell and broke my ankle.

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Look, I'm sorry. Not as sorry as I am.
I'm going to be out of work for eight

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weeks. How am I supposed to pay my rent
on workman's comp?

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Well, how should I know?

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Well, maybe you should have thought of
that before you started playing roller

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derby. Here, why don't you sit down and
yell at me? Fine.

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Just don't touch me, okay?

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Hey, look, I'm just trying to help. Oh,
I think you've done enough already,

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college boy.

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You know, what is it with you, Casey?

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All right, maybe I messed up your foot,
but you have been on my case with all

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this college stuff since day one.

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Well, how would you feel if every time
you were up for a promotion, some

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punk strolled in and took it away from
you? Oh, so that's what this is all

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about. You think I want your job? I
don't want your crummy job.

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Well, excuse me, Mr. Rosie Future, but
that crummy job is all I've got.

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All I'm ever going to get.

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Well, look, it's just maybe you should
quit blaming college for all your

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problems and try going there yourself.

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Forget it. That's stupid.

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I can't afford college. I can't even
afford to pay my rent.

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Yeah.

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Well, why don't you move in here?

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What? Well, look, I mean, you need a
place to stay and I need a roommate.

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Besides, boss, I, uh... I owe you one.

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I'd like to tell you to take a flying
leap.

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But frankly, I've got nothing better.

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Okay, we'll give it a shot.

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Okay. But no funny stuff.

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Yeah, I wouldn't dream of it. And no
playing the stereo when I'm trying to

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study. I wouldn't dream of it. Oh, and
no overnight guests. And no overnight

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goats.

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keeping the judges waiting. Good food
takes time, but I guess you wouldn't

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that.

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You're going to have to eat those words,
you little twit.

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And they'll taste far better than your
food.

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You guys can cook till dawn. We went out
for some chili dogs.

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What about all this food?

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Oh, don't worry. We'll just pop it in
the microwave and have it tomorrow.

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Pop it in the microwave?

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What a fanciful notion.

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Anybody know where the bicarbonate is?

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I'll raise you.

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Now we'll never know who's best.

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Actually, we wouldn't have anyway. I
sabotaged your stroganoff.

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Well, to be truthful.

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I put the fish heads back in your
bouillabaisse.

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Wesley, you didn't do anything to the
turkey, did you?

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Uh -uh.

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Did you mess with my prime rib?

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Never laid a glove on it.

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Bet I can eat more than you.

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There's one born every minute.

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Mr. Belvedere will continue in a moment.

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I'm not quite sure what's going on at
Kevin's apartment, but at least his

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laundry is no longer in tatters.

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It did, however, include a pair of lace
panties.

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There's either a healthy, rational
explanation to this, or a good movie of

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week.

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As for Wesley, he has conceded that I am
the undisputed king of the kitchen.

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In turn...

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I magnanimously allowed him to win our
grand eat -off.

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Mr. Belvedere, I feel sick.

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I feel just dandy.

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I'm Ted Koppel. Later on Nightline hints
that murder with a homosexual backdrop

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was behind the USS Iowa tragedy.

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But apparently none of that happened.
How did the story surface?

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Monday, when a field trip becomes a
matter of life and death, it's

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greatest challenge.