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Good morning, ladies.

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Why the long faces?

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Is the mall closed for repairs?

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Mr. Belvedere, you're old.

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If you lived in a retirement home and
there was going to be a talent show and

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Angela and I were going to be in it,
what would you like to see us do?

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Disappear.

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and we're trying to think of something
we can do together.

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You know, like a team.

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Well, I suppose the best thing you could
do is to determine what, if any, unique

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talents you may both have in common.

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Well, I can do this.

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If you have anything that goes with
that,

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I'd keep it to yourself.

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It's very nice, honey.

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It's not supposed to be nice. It's
supposed to be scary.

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You scared me, Wesley.

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Then again, you always do.

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You ought to see this kid out there.
He's just itching to break some heads.

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Right, Westman?

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Yeah. Kill, kill, kill.

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Oh, no. It's not that time of year
again.

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Falling leaves and shattered
expectations.

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George, I thought we weren't going to
push this football thing anymore.

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I didn't push anything.

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He dragged me out there.

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Yeah, Mom. I mean, I've been working out
all summer, balking up. And when I go

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to those tryouts tomorrow, I'm going to
make first string.

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Come

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on,

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Marsh. I told you it wasn't my idea.

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Huh. Actually, Mrs. Owens, I believe
George this time.

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You do?

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Wes is a junior high. He's more mature.

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Perhaps he feels it's time to channel
all that psychopathic energy into

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something more sporting than heaving
bricks through the Huffnagle's windows.

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Either that or his hormones just got a
case of happy feet.

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He knows football's the best way to reel
in the babes.

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That's how I roped old Marshall.

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Is that how you recall it, Mrs. Owens?

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I really don't remember.

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only ten at the time.

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to our new rival.

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Life is more than mere survival.

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And we just might live the good life
yet.

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You ready, Ange? Uh -huh. Okay, one,
two, three, go.

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Oh,

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Tim, too.

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I thought for a moment that half an
eagle's cat got caught in our vacuum

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cleaner.

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No, this is what we came up with for the
talent show. See, we're...

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these kazoos to everyone and lead all
the old people in a hum -a -long.

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Or a gum -a -long if they don't have
their teeth in.

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Hey,

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Wes, how do I look?

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Like a real mean machine, Miles.

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Thanks. I think I got all this equipment
right, except I couldn't figure out

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what to do with this slingshot.

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I'll explain it to you later.

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Okay, everybody, listen up.

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I'm Coach Maxwell.

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If you want to play football around
here, you're going to have to deal with

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You got that?

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Yeah. I don't hear you.

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Yes, sir. All right.

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As soon as I check you off, we're going
to hustle out there and see what

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everybody can do.

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All right, Anderson.

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Right here, Coach.

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Miller. Yo.

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Uh, knob -noster.

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Yes, sir.

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You look like a knob -noster.

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Corinne Buckley.

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Corinne? That almost sounds like a
girl's name.

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Right here, coach.

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I'm Corinne Buckley. Except everybody
calls me Cory.

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All right, settle down.

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I think we've all seen a young lady
before.

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Yeah, but not in a football uniform.

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Yeah, and not in the boys' locker room
either.

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Don't worry about it. It's not like I'm
going to be taking showers with you

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guys.

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All right, kiddies. Let's put a lid on
it.

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Now, Cory came here because she wants to
play football.

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And girl or no girl, she's going to have
to show me a little something just like

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the rest of you meatballs.

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Now, let's hustle out there.

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Let's go.

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Can't believe it. Now we're stuck with
some stupid girl on our team. Big deal.

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First time she gets her hair messed up,
she'll be running back home to play with

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her doll again. Yeah, right.

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Did you have a good practice?

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I think not.

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What's the matter, pal? Didn't you make
first string?

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No, I didn't. I got beat up by Cory
Buckley.

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Well, who's he?

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It's not a he, it's a she. You know,
like in Dame, Broad, Chick, Bimbo.

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Hold it. You mean it's a girl?

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I don't believe this.

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I bust my butt all summer trying to get
good and what happens?

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Vicky the Viking shows up and I'm stuck
on the bench.

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Well, honey, we know that you work very
hard and it's okay to feel bad, but you

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shouldn't resent Cory just because she's
a girl.

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Yeah, look on the bright side, Jeff.

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Maybe she'll get creamed out there.

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Hey, I'll tell you what, pal.

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Kevin and I will take you out. We'll
work on some new moves after dinner.

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That's okay.

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I'm not feeling very hungry. I'll just
be up in my room.

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Okay, everybody. Great game.

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Good hands, Buckley. Like the way you
picked off that pass.

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Thanks, Coach.

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All right, gentlemen. Let's hit the
showers.

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I mean, as soon as our star player
excuses herself.

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Go ahead.

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Don't feel so bad. I didn't get to play
either.

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You've got an excuse.

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You've got a Buick at that steer face.

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There she is, the jockless wonder.

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Hey, you've got to admit, she's pretty
good.

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I think she likes you, too.

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Hi, Wesley.

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Oh, hi, Corey. I was just thinking about
you.

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Really? Uh, yeah.

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Congratulations on that interception. Of
course, I didn't actually get to see

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it. The coach sent me to the store for
more Gatorade.

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Oh, yeah.

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Sorry you didn't get to play.

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Hey, that's okay.

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It's kind of a tradition in my family.

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You know, I've been watching the way you
play.

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Like your practice and stuff.

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And I was thinking, maybe I could help
you a little.

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Help me a little do what?

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I don't know. Get better, I guess.

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That's okay. I prefer to stink on my
own.

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You know...

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You drop your eyes every time you try to
make a tackle.

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I do?

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I mean, of course I do. Sometimes
there's money down there.

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Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt if you
came over once.

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Great. How about tomorrow?

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Great.

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Hey, you guys done yet? I mean, some of
us would like to take our clothes off.

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Oh, sorry.

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is more than enough.

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Oh, well, Angela.

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Back to the old...

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Geography, remember? I asked you where
the Matterhorn was.

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Oh.

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Disneyland?

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I'm sorry. It's in Switzerland, right?

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Right. It must be really beautiful there
in the winter.

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Yeah, I guess. That's where everybody
sends their money.

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Oh, hi, Mom. Hey, Dad. Hey, West Van.
Who's your little friend?

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Oh, Mom, Dad, this is Cory Buckley.

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Hi. Well, hi, Cory. What a surprise.
We've heard quite a bit about you.

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Yeah, we've heard so much, we're kind of
surprised to see you here.

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Oh, well, I'm sort of helping Coy with
her geography, because she's sort of

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helping me learn to tackle.

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Oh, hey, Wes, I thought your old pop
show job was to do those moves.

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So he's the one.

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I'll be upstairs.

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Well, it was nice meeting you both.

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Look, I'm going to go get a soda. You
want one? Sure.

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Hey, Mr. Belvedere.

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Hello, Wesley.

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Your friend, Corey, seems nice. Mm -hmm.

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I think it was very considerate of her
to drop by today to help you with your

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footballing.

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Yeah, she's all right. It's not going to
make any difference, though.

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Oh? I mean, she's bigger than me. She's
faster than me.

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Unless she gets pregnant or something,
I'm never going to get to play.

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Let's keep a good thought.

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Hey, Lex.

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Hey.

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Hey, kids, can I ask you something?

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Sure. What does it mean if a girl starts
looking at you all dopey like this?

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Well, if she's looking at you, then it
probably means she's going to be sick.

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But if it was me, probably mean I was in
love.

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Oh, yeah?

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You mean like the kind of love where you
can't remember things or concentrate on

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things or catch things?

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Yeah, I guess so.

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Thanks, sis.

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So sorry to keep you waiting.

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Oh, that's okay.

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I do hope you like root beer.

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Corinne.

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old people.

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Come on, Mr. Belvedere, was it really
that bad?

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Well, apart from the jokes being
insulting and sensitive and

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found your routine refreshingly
tasteless.

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Gee, and I was worried you weren't going
to like it.

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Angela, we hated it. We stunk.

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What do you mean, we? It was your stupid
idea.

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You didn't even try what I wanted to do.
You mean synchronized swimming? Sorry,

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Ange, it's a little tough to do on
linoleum.

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I'm leaving.

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Oh, where are you going looking so
spiffy?

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Oh, nowhere special. Just taking Corinne
to the movies.

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Really? You know, I'm proud of you,
Wesley, being so civilized to the girl

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keeping you on the bench.

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Well, she's got her moves and I've got
mine. See ya.

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We're back.

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Wesley, what happened to your uniform?

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The kid actually got to play.

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Yeah, champ, and you almost recovered
that ball. You fumbled and everything.

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What happened to your friend, Corey?

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Oh, nothing. The coach just decided to
take her out for a couple plays.

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Yeah, I don't know what the big deal is
about her.

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She couldn't hold on to a ball if they
covered her with crazy glue.

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Yeah,

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the poor thing. When she finally got the
ball, she started running in the wrong

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direction. I just don't think her mind
was on the game.

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Yeah, well, happens to the best of us.

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this time make it two dozen roses.

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Oh, and on the card just put with love
from your secret admirer. That ought to

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get her jello shaking.

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Ha, ha.

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Who's got her in my life?

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Wesley, what are you doing?

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Oh, nothing. It's just Corinne had kind
of a lousy day today and I figured some

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flowers might cheer her up. How
incredibly thoughtful.

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Yeah, well, she told me she likes that
kind of stuff on account that she's got

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six older brothers and nobody hardly
ever treats her like a girl. I see.

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her like a girl and perhaps she'll act
like one, eh?

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Wesley, you're just toying with that
girl's emotions so you can play that

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game.

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Yeah, so?

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So you have graduated from juvenile
delinquency to sexual terrorism.

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Congratulations.

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Hey, look, if I mess with her head a
little and get to play once in a while,

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what's the big deal?

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I mean, she's getting something out of
this, too, you know. Yesterday I sent

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balloons. I assume it was your hot air
that blew them up.

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Used to dance with Fred Astaire.

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Who? Never mind.

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Oh, incidentally, Angela dropped by
today.

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Oh, yeah? What for?

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Ostensibly to return my Ginsu knives.

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She couldn't find anybody to throw them
at.

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Between you and me, I think she was here
to snoop.

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Well, I hope you didn't tell her about
my ass.

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I'll get it.

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Hi, Mr. Belvedere.

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Hello.

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Didn't we meet on a summer cruise?

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Oh, Mr. Belvedere, it's me, Corinne.

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Well, I must say, I didn't recognize
you.

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Do you think Wesley will like it?

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He's always saying how he likes his
women soft and frilly.

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So I thought I'd surprise him.

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Well, I'm certain you'll do that.

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Hi, Wesley.

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Corinne?

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Put in that junk. We've got a game in 20
minutes.

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Yeah, well, I'm not playing today.

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I sort of quit the team.

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What'd you do a thing like that for?

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Perhaps she thought it was the frilly
thing to do.

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Yeah, well, I better go get suited up.
See ya. Wesley, you know, there's a

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at school right after the game, and I
was kind of hoping that we could go

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together.

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Gee, I'd love to, Corinne, but I think
I've already got plans.

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Don't I, Mr. Bellier?

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Yes. Wesley has to go to a funeral.

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Guess whose.

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All right, gentlemen, we're not dead
yet. It's only halftime.

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Come on, coach.

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It's 35 to nothing.

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Without Corey here, we're dead.

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Come on, she's not that great.

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She was until you started messing with
her head, Mr. Heartbreaker.

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Listen, you boys talk amongst yourself.

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I'll be in my office.

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My soundproof office.

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So, anyone care to join me in a team
prayer?

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Look, I didn't know she was going to
quit. I mean, women, try and figure her,

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right?

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Okay, okay.

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I'll get her back. I'll just tell her I
changed my mind. I like women in

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shoulder pads.

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Tell her the truth?

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That I only pretended to like her
because I wanted her out of the way?

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I'm back.

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All right!

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Looks like you guys just couldn't get
along without me.

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Most of you, anyway.

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All right!

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We got our team back.

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So what are we standing around for?

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Let's kick some heinies!

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I take it we're feeling a bit put upon.

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What's the matter with me, Mr.
Belvedere?

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Why am I such... scum?

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I mean, Cory was nice to me. She tried
to help me be a better player, and what

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do I do?

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Something devious and demented.

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I don't know.

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Maybe I should look into that shock
therapy stuff you're always talking

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That's certainly one option.

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I mean, she hates me, the team hates me.
I'm never going to get to play again

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anyway. Maybe I should just run away and
hide.

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Seems everyone out there thinks it's a
good idea.

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Just make sure you do, too.

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Great game, guys.

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Thanks a lot.

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Hey, Corinne. Hey.

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You're really creaming that quarterback.

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No big deal.

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I just pretended he was you.

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Oh, that probably explains why you kept
doing it after the game was over.

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Look, I know you probably hate my guts
right now, but I just wanted to tell you

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that I'm sorry.

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Yeah, right.

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And in case I didn't mention it before,
I think you look real pretty in that

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dress. Oh, really?

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did was use me, take advantage of my
affections.

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I used to doodle your name in my
playbook.

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Well, Corinne, could you put me back
down on the floor, please?

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I'm sorry.

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That's okay. I guess I had it coming.

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Yeah, you did.

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So, friends?

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Yeah, friends.

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And I really think you look pretty in
that dress.

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Honest.

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Thanks.

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As long as we're being honest, I think
you should go out for band.

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Thanks.

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00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:35,240
So you want to?

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You mean a slow one?

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I'll sip all over your toes.

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00:22:41,980 --> 00:22:44,140
That's okay. I probably deserve that
too.

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Dear, we'll be right back.

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At any rate, I'm happy to report that
Wesley and Corinne have become the best

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friends.

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Especially since Wesley gave up the
gridiron for the glochenspiel.

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As for Heather and Angela, their little
talent show is finally over.

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And at last, I can get a little peace
and quiet around here.

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