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I think I better stay home from school
today.

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56 .6?

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Huh? Next time, Wesley, try running it
under the hot water.

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Go sit down and eat, young man. You're
getting a little too old to be playing

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games like this.

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Yes, ma 'am. One of these days, you're
going to have a job and

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and you won't be able to wriggle at
things just by pretending you're sick.

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I don't feel good.

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32 PSI.

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George, that's the tire gauge.

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Yeah, well, I couldn't find the
thermometer.

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Here it is, Dad.

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George Owens, are you faking, too?

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No, my throat's just a little scratchy.

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Does this sudden case of tonsillitis
have anything to do with your covering

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Pittsburgh Flower Show?

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I shouldn't have to cover junk like
that.

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I'm a sportscaster.

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I should be out smelling jocks, not
roses.

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I don't believe this. You know, you are
setting the worst possible example for

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your son. I don't mind.

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All right, now the two of you go
upstairs and get dressed and go wherever

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you're supposed to be going. Go ahead,
now.

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Nicely done.

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Never matters for who cares when you
dropkick the jacket. As you came through

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the door, no one glared. But sometimes
things get turned around and no

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one's spared.

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All hands look out below.

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There's a change in the status quo.

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Gonna need all the help that we can get.

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According to our...

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Life is more than mere survival.

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We just might live the good life yet.

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Owens residence?

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No, I'm sorry, there's nobody here.

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Where are they?

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Who cares?

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Danny Jr., hi.

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Yes, this is Mr. Belvedere speaking. I'm
calling about John Wesley.

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No, he hasn't been arrested.

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He's simply feeling a bit under the
weather. Is quite true.

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Anybody home?

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Hello, WBN News?

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Yes, Lynn Belvedere here, George Owens'
housekeeper.

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Anyway, George won't be able to pose
with the pose he's on TV today.

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He came down with a touch of the Slavic
flu.

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Probably picked it up test driving a
Yugo.

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Yes,

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I'm sure he'll be fine tomorrow.

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double feature Nazi nudists and bunker
babes?

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Is that dubbed or subtitled?

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Yeah, thanks.

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Uh -oh.

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Les, why aren't you at school?

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Well, I was, but we had a fire drill and
they told us all to go home and come

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back dressed like Cat Calloway.

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Hey, listen, pal, you may think this is
funny.

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But if my old man ever caught me playing
hooky, I wouldn't be able to sit down

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for a week.

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Now go get changed, get your books, and
get your butt back down here. I'm taking

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you to school.

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Yes, sir.

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Hey, wait a minute. How come you're
here?

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What? Weren't you supposed to be at that
flower show?

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Hey, you're playing hooky, too.

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I'm afraid it's your mother.

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Probably forget my head if it wasn't
screwed on right.

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That was close.

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Yeah. Anyway, I'll go up and get my
books.

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Okay.

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You know, that was kind of fun.

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We haven't goofed around like that since
I was a little kid.

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Hey, Wes.

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Want to goof around some more?

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And anyway, here's old Ringo Owens, at
least before we took his drums away.

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Hey, there's you, pal. Running up the
phone bill.

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Whoops, there's your sister.

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Hard to believe she was ever that
little.

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Hard to believe she ever sold any
cookies.

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Okay, get ready, pal.

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Here's your old... Pop is a baby.

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Okay, West Van.

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What are you up for now?

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Hey, I know.

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Let's go break the bank in Atlantic City
and then pick us up a couple of

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cocktail waitresses.

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Hey, I'll tell you what.

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Why don't we drive on up to Kitchikinney
Lake and do a little fishing?

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Just the two of us.

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Hey, that'll be great, Dad.

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I'd rather be with you than some dumb
kino girl anyway.

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Can you imagine?

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Sure. For now.

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Attention,

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food basket shoppers. Attention, food
basket shoppers.

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Today's fresh fish special, succulent
New Jersey flounder. No skin, no bones,

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syringes.

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Donuts. Great. I'll get the beer and the
bait.

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I got root beer instead.

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Something the matter, Wes?

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No, it's just I found an open bag of
Oreos here and there's no donuts left

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there.

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Nah, he can't be. He's still on his
diet.

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Mmm.

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Striped shortbread.

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Hello, Lynn.

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Back for another sample?

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You know how I feel about your cheese?

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Are you sure that's all it is, Lynn? I
mean, is it my brie or is it me?

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I'm not sure, guys.

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I've never had you sit on my ritz.

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Let's go, pal.

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We're burning daylight.

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Hey, big guy. Hello, George.

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What are you doing here?

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Me? Why aren't you at work?

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Why aren't you at school?

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Why aren't you nauseous?

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Stay cool. Nobody will get hurt.

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Okay. Open these babies. We ain't got
all day.

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Bill, get the money.

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Bill, money.

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Hey, Lloyd.

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What are you calling me, Lloyd, for?
We're supposed to be using our code

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I tried that. You did not respond to
your code name.

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I'm sorry, Benny.

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I mean, Ted.

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Ted, get the money. Okay, okay.

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All right, empty them and put all the
cash in the bag.

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Do you want paper or plastic?

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It doesn't matter.

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I don't think these guys have done this
before.

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They certainly lack healthiness.

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Well, who cares?

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Just let them get the money and get out
of here.

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Okay, I got it.

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What's this?

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25 lousy bucks?

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I thought this place was open all night.
It is.

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Well, where's the rest of the dough?
It's in the safe. It always gets put

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when the ship changes.

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Well, open it. Don't look at me. The
manager has the combination.

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Well, where is he hiding?

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I bet it's that guy in the suit with all
the donuts.

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No, he's with us. I think that's the
manager over there.

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Just open it, get the money, we'll get
out of everybody's hair.

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Well, Westman, it looks like we might
make it up to the lake after all.

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leave this, where'd you go and set the
alarm off for? I told you we will leave

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it. I'm sorry. I guess I lost my head.

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Food basket, where every day is double
coupon day.

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Oh, just a second. Let me ask.

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It's the police. They want to speak to
the dirtbag in charge. That's you,

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Vinnie.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I can see out there, big deal.

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Yeah. No, don't worry. Everybody's fine.

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The hostages are fine.

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Hostages? Are we hostages? No.

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everything is fine.

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They're fine, but they won't be unless
you clowns give in to our demands.

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What are they?

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Perhaps you could have them send in some
sandwiches.

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Yeah, maybe they could send in some
sodas, too.

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Hey, moron, we're in a supermarket.

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So?

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Look, tell them to call back in an hour,
my comrades, and I will issue a full

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compliment of our demands.

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Save the planet.

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I just told them not to sound political.
They take you more serious that way.

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Good thinking, Vinnie. Excuse me, but
how much longer is this going to take?

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ship ended a half hour ago.

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Yeah, and I'm missing love connections.

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I just hope, I just hope that everybody
just... Shut up!

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Now, nobody is going nowhere.

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Hey, look, Vinnie, Ted, Alice, whatever.

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Look, we're just getting in the way
here. What do you say we just slip out

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back and forget the whole thing ever
happened?

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Hey, look, I told you, nobody's going
out that door.

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Everybody just make yourselves
comfortable.

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Get something to eat or something.

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There's some nice, fresh crab legs in
the seafood section.

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Oh, I'll go and find some cocktail
sauce.

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Hey, put that down. Give me the bread
back. No, give me the bread back. Give

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the bread back.

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We'll return to the light touch of
Lanzarone following this special news

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The food basket hostage crisis, day one.

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It's... Although the gunmen have not yet
disclosed their demands, sources

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confirm they did use the phrase, save
the planet, prompting police to

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they may be up against a radical
environmental faction, such as Germany's

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Forest Brigade or a similar eco
-terrorist group.

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If you hear something like that, it
really puts things into perspective.

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Oh?

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Yeah. I mean, you think you've got it
real bad.

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And then you see what those poor
hostages are going through.

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Makes all your problems seem so petty.

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We got the phone bill today, didn't we?

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Okay, we want a Learjet gassed and ready
to go.

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Twelve million in unmarked bills.

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Ones and fives, they're harder to trace.

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Oh, yeah, and, uh, we also want a TV
news crew in here.

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You mean why?

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Uh, because, uh, because, uh, because
our tropical rainforests are under

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Siege! Under siege!

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Yeah. It's high time the people of Earth
found out about it.

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How you holding up, big guy?

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Well, there are still cookies left, if
that's what you mean.

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This is all my fault.

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If I'd have just taken Wes back to
school and gone and done that stupid

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show like I was supposed to, we wouldn't
be in this mess.

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I still would.

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Look, George, don't be so hard on
yourself, wanting to spend time with

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No? I mean, after all, when he's at
home, you're usually at work. And when

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you're at home, he's usually at
detention.

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Hey, what's with the union's cookies
anyway?

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I thought you were still on a diet.

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It pains me to say I fell off the wagon
some weeks ago.

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But I never see you eating this junk at
home.

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That's because I eat it at my storage
facility under the expressway.

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I'm so ashamed.

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to go to the bathroom.

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I'm sorry. It's against store policy.

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Oh, yeah?

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Tell that to those roll -up prune things
I just ate.

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You have the key for crying out loud.

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All right, all right.

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Just don't lose it.

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brought you some aspirin. Oh, thank you.

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Just have it, I guess.

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Oh, do

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you really think they might kill us?

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I've just had a pizza straight from the
freezer.

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At this point, I'm counting on it.

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It's funny.

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When I was a child, we used to spend our
summers at the Jersey Shore.

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There used to be this lady, all dressed
up like a Dutch girl, handing out free

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samples of fudge at this cute little
candy shop by the pier.

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And I thought, oh, how happy she must
be, bringing so much joy to so many

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people.

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Years later, I realized how bitter she
must have been.

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People always taking, taking, never
giving anything back. Just taking,

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until she had nothing left to give.

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Well, there's more to me than cheese
balls, buddy.

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Maybe just once I'd like someone to
sample me at room temperature.

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Hey, look, Wes.

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I got us a couple of suckers.

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Whoa.

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What are you doing looking at this
stuff?

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I don't know. I just woke up one day and
for some reason it seemed...

249
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Interesting. Yeah, well, it happens to
the best of us.

250
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:50,020
Hey, Wes, we never really did have that
talk, did we?

251
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You know, about the birds and the bees.

252
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You mean about sex?

253
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That's what they already talked about
with Mr.

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Belvedere.

255
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Oh, yeah? What did he say?

256
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I don't know. Something like, for the
sake of all mankind, don't have any.

257
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I'm sorry I got us into this mess.

258
00:17:10,569 --> 00:17:11,569
Oh, that's okay.

259
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Sure beats going to that stupid locker
room.

260
00:17:15,690 --> 00:17:16,690
Huh?

261
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Dad, if I told you why I didn't want to
go to school today, you'd promise not to

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laugh.

263
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,250
Well, sure, pal.

264
00:17:24,950 --> 00:17:27,089
Well, you know how in junior high they
make you take gym?

265
00:17:27,910 --> 00:17:31,570
Well, after you take gym, they make you
take a shower, and I don't think I like

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that too much.

267
00:17:33,030 --> 00:17:34,030
Oh.

268
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Kind of embarrassing, huh?

269
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I just feel weird walking around naked.

270
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Especially around a bunch of stupid
hairy guys I don't even know.

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I felt the same way taking my draft
physical.

272
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That's okay, pal.

273
00:17:54,860 --> 00:17:56,700
Someday you're going to be one of those
hairy guys yourself.

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In the meantime, if it bothers you so
much, just do what I used to do.

275
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What's that, Dad?

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sneak into the girls' locker room and
take a shower with them.

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Okay, everybody, look sharp. We're going
to be on TV.

278
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:16,600
What? Hey, Dad, didn't that guy come in
on your station?

279
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Oh, God, it's Skip.

280
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Okay, as you can see, the hostages are
okay. Nobody's been hurt.

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Good for them.

282
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I never felt more miserable.

283
00:18:37,170 --> 00:18:38,170
George?

284
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Oh, Skip?

285
00:18:42,590 --> 00:18:45,430
I thought you were sick with the Slavic
flu.

286
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Hey, you, news guy.

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What about our demands?

288
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I mean, what's happening with the money?

289
00:18:50,850 --> 00:18:53,370
Yeah, and the rainforests, too.

290
00:18:53,730 --> 00:18:56,550
Don't even talk to me about plants.

291
00:18:57,710 --> 00:19:02,000
Thanks. To you, I had to go to that
stupid flower show.

292
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:07,300
I spent the entire morning in a pollen
-induced frenzy.

293
00:19:09,660 --> 00:19:11,800
Look, Mr. Hollings, don't be so hard on
George.

294
00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:13,340
Who are you?

295
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,100
Lynn Belvedere, Mr.

296
00:19:15,340 --> 00:19:16,360
Owens' housekeeper.

297
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:20,760
Do you have a housekeeper?

298
00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:21,980
Hey, guys!

299
00:19:22,649 --> 00:19:26,750
I'm the anchor bandit. I don't have a
housekeeper. I don't even have a house.

300
00:19:26,950 --> 00:19:29,910
Hey, Skip, how much are they paying you
anyway?

301
00:19:30,230 --> 00:19:31,950
Hey, you guys want to hold it down?

302
00:19:33,790 --> 00:19:34,790
Uh -huh.

303
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:36,870
Yeah, I understand.

304
00:19:38,590 --> 00:19:41,050
Okay, I'll, uh... I'll tell them.

305
00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:43,690
Well? The cops.

306
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:45,630
They said no deal, Vinnie.

307
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:50,020
You mean no deal. They just said they
don't negotiate with terrorists.

308
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:51,320
Oh, swell.

309
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:54,440
So what are we going to do now, Vinnie?
I don't know. Let me think. I got to

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think. Giving up before anybody gets
hurt is a good idea. I don't know. Maybe

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should.

312
00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:03,500
Hey, forget it. I'm not going back to no
jail.

313
00:20:04,540 --> 00:20:05,780
We were happy there once.

314
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:09,100
Look, you can do what you want.

315
00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:11,620
I'm getting out of here. And I'm taking
one of them.

316
00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:15,440
Okay, kid, we're going for a little
ride.

317
00:20:15,850 --> 00:20:17,130
Hey, keep him out of this.

318
00:20:17,990 --> 00:20:20,030
If you want to take somebody, take me.

319
00:20:20,230 --> 00:20:21,230
Fine, let's go.

320
00:20:21,330 --> 00:20:24,750
Hey, you can't take my dad. He might get
hurt. Take that anchor guy. Nobody will

321
00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:25,750
miss him.

322
00:20:27,270 --> 00:20:30,150
Excuse me, gentlemen, but I volunteer.

323
00:20:30,590 --> 00:20:31,590
Oh, yeah?

324
00:20:32,070 --> 00:20:36,310
I mean, physically, I'm the best shield.

325
00:20:37,530 --> 00:20:40,290
And philosophically, I'd just as soon
get it over with anyway.

326
00:20:40,730 --> 00:20:42,630
Well, get what over with?

327
00:20:43,470 --> 00:20:46,670
Your insight into the environment, it's
keener than you think.

328
00:20:47,270 --> 00:20:48,310
What's he talking about?

329
00:20:49,210 --> 00:20:50,210
Acid rain.

330
00:20:50,390 --> 00:20:52,410
They're killing off of our lakes and
forests.

331
00:20:53,650 --> 00:20:56,290
Sludge and sewage, poisoning our oceans.

332
00:20:56,950 --> 00:21:01,710
If the chemicals of the air don't get
you, the preservatives in these donuts

333
00:21:01,710 --> 00:21:02,710
will.

334
00:21:03,010 --> 00:21:04,010
Come on, pal.

335
00:21:04,270 --> 00:21:05,710
It ain't as bad as all that.

336
00:21:06,290 --> 00:21:07,290
Is it?

337
00:21:07,430 --> 00:21:11,090
As far as I'm concerned, I'm going to
die of lead poisoning.

338
00:21:11,660 --> 00:21:16,260
I'd just as soon as do it now in a hail
of gunfire than slowly from a plate of

339
00:21:16,260 --> 00:21:19,120
lead -lined langostino. Shall we?

340
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:24,760
Hey, wait a minute. Hey, wait a minute.
Nobody wants to die, right? I mean,

341
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,680
ain't somebody doing something about
this environment stuff?

342
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:29,700
I thought you were.

343
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:34,140
If we went back to prison, we could
write some letters.

344
00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:36,580
Maybe even get some of the other guys to
help.

345
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:40,920
You know, those psychos in solitary, was
it? Sonny and Tyrone, they're always

346
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:41,920
looking to get involved.

347
00:21:42,020 --> 00:21:46,520
Exactly. And in a few years, maybe eight
to ten, and with a few more letters,

348
00:21:46,620 --> 00:21:47,379
who knows?

349
00:21:47,380 --> 00:21:51,040
We may be able to save this planet and
have you to thank for it.

350
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:52,800
Hey, you're right.

351
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,220
We can make a difference.

352
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:14,220
I just wanted to say how wonderful you
were back there.

353
00:22:14,780 --> 00:22:18,140
The way you handled those desperate men,
I thought my heart would melt like a

354
00:22:18,140 --> 00:22:19,140
pound of Monterey Jack.

355
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:21,480
It was really nothing.

356
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:26,040
And I'd also like to apologize, you
know, for what happened.

357
00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:31,140
We sample people who are usually
discouraged from showing our true

358
00:22:31,140 --> 00:22:32,820
sometimes we just go a little berserk.

359
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:39,400
It's just that when you kept coming by
so often, I couldn't help...

360
00:22:39,660 --> 00:22:44,840
But think, it wasn't just the cheese you
liked, but maybe you sort of liked me,

361
00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:45,900
too.

362
00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:48,100
Not at all.

363
00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:51,660
Ready to go, pal?

364
00:22:51,940 --> 00:22:52,940
Yeah, sure.

365
00:22:53,780 --> 00:22:55,720
Boy, we don't spend the day together
often.

366
00:22:56,220 --> 00:23:00,000
But when we do, it's a doozy. Yeah,
that's for sure.

367
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,360
So what do you want to do tomorrow?

368
00:23:12,460 --> 00:23:13,460
be right back.

369
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:20,600
At any rate, our little supermarket
escapade is now behind us.

370
00:23:21,220 --> 00:23:26,840
We returned home to find Mrs. Owens had
dinner waiting on the table, thus

371
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,240
beginning the second ordeal of the day.

372
00:23:29,980 --> 00:23:34,180
As for my diet, I vow to start producing
again tomorrow.

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00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:37,500
But first, I must produce my inventory.

374
00:23:48,110 --> 00:23:49,270
Gonna be a bumpy night.

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I'm Ted Koppel. Later on Nightline, a
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