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If I want a career in fashion,
London's where I need to be.

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"You are invited
to attend an interview

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"for the position
of assistant dresser

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"for Her Royal Highness
The Duchess of York."

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This is Jane Andrews, Ma'am.

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Did you find it too grim,
"oop north"?

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Think I'd be better suited
to a palace.

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It's the way she said it.

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"I've run you a bath, Ma'am."
LAUGHTER

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Just look at her shoes!

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I'm just not
really feeling good, Mum.

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SOBBING

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Please don't go
starting all that again.

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It's a chance to start afresh.

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Well, what would you suggest?

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Perhaps something more fitted,
more vibrant colour?

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You're a lot like me, Jane.
You've got spirit.

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Whoo! Could I possibly interest you
in a night-cap?

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He doesn't see
the point of getting involved

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unless it's going somewhere.

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I very much fear THAT has divorce
written all over it.

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Cos a life without passion?
Well, that's no life at all.

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Her Majesty says I'm to cease
all contact immediately.

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It'll just be you and me, Jane.
Assuming you'll stand by me?

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Always, Ma'am.

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It's only a job after all.

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You could find something
a bit less all-consuming.

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I don't want an ordinary life!

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As from now,
we're treating Jane Andrews

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as the prime suspect
in this investigation.

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Oh, Jane.
However did it come to this?

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♪ Baby, don't hurt me

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♪ Don't hurt me no more

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♪ What is love?

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♪ Yeah, yeah

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♪ Baby, don't hurt me... ♪

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Oh, my dear. Come, come.
Quickly, quickly.

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♪ No more

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♪ What is love? ♪

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I kept telling them
it wasn't what it looked like.

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It was just a bit of harmless fun.
He was being Prince Charming.

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The... shoe fits, and all that.

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Of course.

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Every single headline is about John
and bloody toe-sucking.

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It's been relentless.

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Put it out of your mind.
It will soon be forgotten.

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And so will this man.

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He's not for you.
Is that right?

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Yes, well, it does seem
to have reached a natural end.

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It is as I said.
He has served his purposes.

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Well, that's good to know,
isn't it, Jane?

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SARAH GRUNTS
Yes, Ma'am.

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So, you can tell all that
from the cards?

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From the cards,
the energies in the room.

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The messages come
in many different ways.

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She's never wrong.
You should ask her something.

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Oh, I wouldn't want to.

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You have a question? Ask it.

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I just... wonder if there could...

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be someone out there.

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Someone who really is
my perfect match.

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Uh-oh.
But you've already got a husband.

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You seek a soulmate?

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I just imagined
being with someone who...

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wants the same things,

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you know, shares the same dreams.

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Give your hands.

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I feel a strong presence.

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A male presence.

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Very virile.
Lucky thing.

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I see wine, candles...

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I see where this is going.

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This man will bring great passion
into your life.

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He will open up new worlds.

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But once you meet him,
there'll be no going back.

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Thought you already had
your happy ever after.

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'Everybody Wants To Rule
The World' by Tears for Fears

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REPORTERS CLAMOUR
Sarah! Sarah, tell us.

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What'd your fortune say?
That's for me to know.

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Another tall dark stranger
on the horizon?

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If there is,
he's coming for my friend here.

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Still enjoying single life, Ma'am?

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Oh, yes, it's wonderful.
Thanks for asking.

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I'd recommend it to anyone.

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Come on. Let's get out of here.

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REPORTERS CLAMOUR

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Jane.

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Sarah, tell us!

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Sarah, what happened
to your friend from the villa?

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Now, that photo's
got to be ten years old.

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God knows where they found it.

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But now they've linked her
to the Royals,

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they'll be crawling all over us.

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It'll be yours truly
having to deal with them.

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Sir?

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We're on the Six O'Clock News.

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'..the search continues
for his girlfriend, Jane Andrews,

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'former employee and close personal
confidante of the Duchess of York,

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'who is understood to be deeply
distressed by her disappearance.

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'The police are appealing
for information on her whereabouts,

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'and the big question right now is,

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'where in the world
is Jane Andrews?'

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So sorry Sarah couldn't be
here to discuss the gala herself.

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Oh, I understand.

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She just has so much to deal with,

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what with the separation
and the house move.

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I'm sure.
So has she ANY servants left?

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Literally a handful. I mean...
Romenda Lodge is hardly the Palace.

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We've been having to scrape by
on an absolute skeleton staff.

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We've really had
to tighten our belts all round.

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So no more lovely shopping trips
on Concorde?

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Not just at the moment.

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It's been quite an adjustment.
Mm.

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But between you and me...
Mm?

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Basically running
the whole show now.

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Well, well done you.

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And you said your husband's
working there too?

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Yes. Er, Sarah needed someone
with financial expertise,

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and Charles was looking
for a change, so...

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How lovely for you both,
to be working together as a team.

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Must be such fun.

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For God's sake, Charles.

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It's basic book-keeping.
Get on with it.

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How am I supposed to get on with it

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when she doesn't keep
any bloody receipts?

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I don't know.
Just do the best that you can.

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This isn't what I signed up for,
Janey. I don't...

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We were meant to sit down together
and make a proper financial plan.

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Well, it looks like
this publishing deal may go ahead.

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Dear God.
Not more helicopter stories.

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No, actually. It's a biographical
working of Queen Victoria's travels.

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I'm sure
that'll be a massive earner

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Jane? Jane, are you there?
I can't talk about this now.

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Well, if she's going out for lunch,
tell her to keep the receipt.

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It'll write itself.
All right, all right. That works.

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Jane?! Bye. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.

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So, the plan is we leave on Friday
for Germany,

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and I shall follow
in Victoria's footsteps.

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A sort of spiritual pilgrimage.
Oh, Ma'am, that's so exciting.

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I know, so you'd better
start packing. Of course.

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And you can tell
that penny-pinching husband of yours

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that I'll need
to release some funds. Yes, Ma'am.

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And I don't care
how "unwise" he thinks it is.

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No, Ma'am.
Testing times call for bold actions!

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Absolutely, Ma'am.

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How long will you be gone for?

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Erm...
Here, here.

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JANE SIGHS
I imagine it'll be at least a month.

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It may be longer. They're still
finalising the itinerary.

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No doubt you'll both be living it up
all over Europe.

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Oh, for goodness sake.

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This jealousy
is getting really boring, you know?

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No, it's not about that.
Yeah, right.

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I just think this type
of stress and disruption,

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it really isn't good for you.

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What happens if you start
feeling unwell again? I won't.

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Well, I hope not, but we talked
about maybe going to see someone.

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Er, no, you talked about that.

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Well, I just think
if the doctor could give you

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something for your nerves...

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There is nothing wrong
with my bloody nerves.

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Janey, you know that's not true.

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The only thing wrong
with my life is you.

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You're the one who makes me ill.
You're the one who ruins everything.

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It's like you'd rather my whole life
be as dull and as drab as you are.

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It's like I can't fucking breathe!

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I-I'm not gonna fight with you.
No, of course not.

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God forbid,
you'd have an actual emotion

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or show some kind
of fucking passion.

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This isn't passion, Jane.

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How would you know?
You're like a fucking block of wood!

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It's not passion.
It's just never-ending drama.

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If you're not screaming,
you're sobbing,

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or you're lying in the dark,
practically bloody catatonic,

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and I just... I just can't
take much more of it.

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Fine, then go! Leave.
Go on, go and pack your things.

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If I'm that much of a fucking
nightmare, why are you with me?

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But I think the trouble is,
you don't want to be with me.

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SHE GROANS
I hate you!

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How many?

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307 calls
from the public so far.

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96 of them reported sightings
of Jane in the last 48 hours.

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Jesus. Any of them credible?

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There seems to be a cluster
on the south coast. Yeah?

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But there's also about 20
up near St Andrews.

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Well, that narrows it down a bit.

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KNOCKING
Sir.

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Are they the latest
witness statements? Oh, no, Sir.

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I think the team's still
putting them into the computer.

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So much for "speedier access
to information", eh?

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Yes, Sir.

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There's a guy waiting
to speak to you.

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What "guy"?

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He says he has information
about Jane Andrews.

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Terrific. So the nutjobs
are now turning up in person.

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Desk Sergeant thought he seemed
pretty credible.

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I'm sure. Probably saw her
having tea with... Prince of Wales.

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I-I didn't even know
there was a problem

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until I got a call
from the Evening Standard.

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Unfortunately, there has
been a lot of, er, press interest.

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The reporter assumed
I knew what had happened.

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And he just said
you were looking for Jane.

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Then I... Oh...
CHARLES SIGHS

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I learned there was a body involved.

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As soon as I finished work,
I came straight here.

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00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:41,950
Well, we appreciate
you coming down, sir.

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I just hadn't paid much attention,
you see?

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I mean, Janey, she...
CHARLES CHUCKLES

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She... She does tend
to be rather dramatic. Right.

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Although, with hindsight, I suppose
she did sound quite distressed.

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So you've spoken to her?

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00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:58,320
Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Several times.

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00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,950
I mean,
I'll need to check exactly.

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00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:05,950
But I-I think
she must have contacted me...

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00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:08,470
er, nine or ten times
over the weekend.

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00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:12,150
Right, so these were all
phone conversations? Er, no, no.

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00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:14,950
Some... some were calls,
some text messages.

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So what exactly did she say?

219
00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:20,310
It's hard to remember exactly,
but she was...

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mainly talking about relationships

221
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and how they never seemed to go

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in the direction
that she wanted them to.

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The general impression I got
was there'd been some sort of row.

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Did she tell you where she was?
No. No.

225
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I did ask. She wouldn't say.

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I could tell she was in a car.

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PHONE RINGS
Sorry.

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Good God.

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Is it Jane?
Yeah.

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Yeah, it, erm...

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It says...

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"What's wrong?
All the press want me."

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We are delighted
to announce

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she'll be donating a percentage
of the proceeds

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from her book
Travels With Queen Victoria

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to our beloved charity.

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And now to say a few words,

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the authoress herself,
Sarah, Duchess of York.

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APPLAUSE
Are we good?

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Here goes nothing.

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Hello, everyone.

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I really appreciate so many of you
turning out

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to welcome my little book
into the world.

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I, er... I say "little",

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but as you can see,
it is rather hefty.

246
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LAUGHTER

247
00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:42,950
No, but seriously...

248
00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:46,950
Victoria has been a passion of mine
since I was a girl,

249
00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:51,950
and to have the chance
to literally follow in her footsteps

250
00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:54,990
and journey back through time
has been a...

251
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,990
a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

252
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,950
The chap with the glasses.
That's the Italian gentleman?

253
00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:02,950
It felt as though the spirit...
The Count.

254
00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:04,950
...of Victoria herself
was leading me...

255
00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:07,950
He's an absolute sweetheart.
...through the mountains.

256
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:12,950
But I was also fortunate
to meet many wonderful people

257
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:16,790
on a more earthly plain.

258
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:17,950
CROWD MURMURS

259
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,950
The Duchess seems rather taken
with him.

260
00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:21,950
We all became fast friends.

261
00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,950
And to have the support
of a marvellous team -

262
00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:28,150
not least my indefatigable
assistant, Jane Andrews.

263
00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:30,960
SCATTERED APPLAUSE
Yes, yes, let's.

264
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,950
I think it's fair to say

265
00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:41,950
both Jane and I were at something
of a crossroads in our lives,

266
00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:44,960
and this project came
at the perfect time.

267
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,640
So thank you, Jane.

268
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:51,630
Victoria and I
couldn't have done it without you.

269
00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:52,960
LAUGHTER

270
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,630
Let's have some Champagne!

271
00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:58,640
MURMURS OF AGREEMENT,
APPLAUSE

272
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:01,960
Brava. Bravissima!

273
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,950
They look to be a little more
than friends.

274
00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,950
Well, the Count
is a very charming companion.

275
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,150
What about you?

276
00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:15,790
Now that
you're a desirable divorcee.

277
00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:17,990
Did you find yourself any companions
on your travels?

278
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,790
Well, European men
can be very attentive

279
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,950
and very persuasive.

280
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,960
Aren't you the lucky girl?

281
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,960
I, erm...

282
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:32,960
HE MOUTHS

283
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,950
Who's that?

284
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:39,950
Luis Castillo.
Tall, dark and very charming.

285
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:43,950
Stepfather's in shipping,
mother does all the charities.

286
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,320
Luis, darling.
Aleksandra.

287
00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:50,950
May I please introduce Jane Andrews?
She works with the Duchess.

288
00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:53,950
Well, how do you do?
I'm surprised you two haven't met.

289
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,960
It's an oversight
I'm delighted to remedy.

290
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,950
Aleksandra tells me
you're in shipping?

291
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:00,320
Oh, amongst other things.

292
00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:03,960
A man of many talents.
HE CHUCKLES

293
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:06,960
Oh, you have something...

294
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,960
Lovely suit. Very gorgeous fabric.

295
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:15,960
Thank you.

296
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,950
Might I fetch you a glass of wine,
Miss Andrews?

297
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,000
That would be lovely.

298
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:28,470
All right.
Please... call me Jane.

299
00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:29,960
Jane.

300
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:40,950
Well, clearly, she'd learned
a few tricks on her travels.

301
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,960
BIRDS CHIRP

302
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:57,960
HE GROANS
Oh.

303
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:02,480
Mm. It's time to get up, my love.

304
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,950
Not yet, it's still early.

305
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,950
Yes, but you need to go home...

306
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:11,960
and change before work.

307
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,960
Sarah won't mind
if I'm a little late.

308
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:21,950
She says I work too hard as it is.

309
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:25,950
You have a most understanding boss.

310
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,960
Mm, she's more of a friend, really.

311
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:32,950
She always asks about you.
She does?

312
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:36,630
Mm. She thinks you sound lovely.

313
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:40,630
Mm, well... I really am.

314
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:41,800
SHE GIGGLES

315
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,000
You should meet her
properly sometime. Mm-hm.

316
00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:50,960
All right. Five more minutes, then.

317
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,960
HE SIGHS HEAVILY

318
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:01,960
You know, I wouldn't always need to
go home if I had some clothes here.

319
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:08,630
Ah, you mean the drawer that
you ladies are always so keen on.

320
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,950
Well, I wouldn't need
a whole drawer.

321
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:15,950
Maybe just a tiny little corner
of a wardrobe. Right.

322
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:18,950
But where would I put
all my beautiful suits?

323
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:20,950
They are very beautiful.

324
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,950
It's one of the first things
that I noticed about you.

325
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,950
Well, wait till you see
my new dinner jacket.

326
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,640
I won't have to wait long.

327
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:31,960
The gala next week?

328
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:35,960
I'm sorry, my love.
Next week, I shall be in Greece.

329
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:40,150
Really?
Yes.

330
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,950
You didn't mention it.

331
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,790
Oh, it's been arranged
for some time.

332
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:44,960
I'm visiting some old friends.

333
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,960
That sounds like a fun trip.
It should be.

334
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,480
Do you know
what would make it even more fun?

335
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,950
Oh! Good morning, Ma'am.

336
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,000
Morning.

337
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,950
Shall I make some coffee?
Claudia's fetching some.

338
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,960
Oh, excellent.

339
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,950
Luis opened a very nice
bottle of wine last night,

340
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,960
and I have to admit
I am suffering a bit this morning.

341
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:31,990
While I've got you, Ma'am,

342
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,960
I'm going to have to take
a few days' leave next week.

343
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:38,960
Luis has a trip to the Greek
islands, and he'd like me to go.

344
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,950
Next week?
We've got the gala on Thursday.

345
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,950
I know. There's just
a few last bits to arrange,

346
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,160
so I'll have everything done
before I go.

347
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,960
Amore, are you ready?
Oh, just a moment, Fabs.

348
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,950
Well, you'd better make sure
that Claudia's across everything,

349
00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,150
you know, assuming
she doesn't mind picking up slack.

350
00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:02,960
Oh, no, not at all, Ma'am.

351
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:08,960
There won't be any slack, Ma'am.
I promise.

352
00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:12,950
I really didn't think you'd mind.

353
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:15,630
I thought you'd be pleased
I was having a break.

354
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,950
I was just saying
to Luis this morning,

355
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,960
Sarah always says I work too hard.

356
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:27,950
I'm sorry, Your Royal Highness.

357
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,990
Well, I'm sure
Claudia and I shall manage.

358
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,160
You enjoy your holiday.

359
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,960
Shall we go?
Andiamo.

360
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,630
I mean, I haven't had a day off
in nearly two years.

361
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:46,950
It's not like
I'm being unreasonable, is it?

362
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,950
No. No, not at all.
CLATTERING

363
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:49,950
Yeah, sorry about all this.

364
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:53,950
I just need to have everything
labelled and couriered

365
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:54,990
before we leave.

366
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:58,470
I mean, it's all very well
saying I should leave it to Claudia,

367
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,950
but the fact is, she wouldn't
even know where to begin!

368
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,950
And then she starts piping up
about "picking up the slack".

369
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,960
Like she would have a clue
about what needs doing.

370
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:08,960
Er...

371
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:12,960
Jane. Jane, darling.
Uh-huh?

372
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:17,950
If it's gonna cause difficulties,
then, well...

373
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,950
perhaps you shouldn't come.
What?

374
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:23,470
Well...
No, no, it's fine. I'm nearly done.

375
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:27,950
Once I've finished, I won't give
bloody Claudia another thought.

376
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,640
I promise.
Right.

377
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,950
The list I gave her
was perfectly clear,

378
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,310
but maybe I should call her
just to check.

379
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:40,950
You already left two messages.

380
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:44,950
I know, but Claudia doesn't
always check the machine.

381
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,950
And she needs to go
through the diary tonight.

382
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,960
The Duchess needs to know
what to expect.

383
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,950
Well, you're only away
for a few days.

384
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,150
I'm sure it'll all be fine.
You say that.

385
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:56,480
You have no idea
how much can go wrong in a few days.

386
00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:58,950
Yamas!
Yamas!

387
00:20:58,960 --> 00:20:59,950
GLASSES CLINK

388
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,950
LIVELY CHATTER

389
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,950
Did you, er... Did you want dessert?

390
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:05,960
No. I don't think so.

391
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:11,470
Why don't you have a siesta?
Back at the villa? Try and relax.

392
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,630
Yeah, OK. Sounds good.

393
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,950
I'll ask Christos
to order you a taxi.

394
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,470
You're not coming too?

395
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:19,630
No, I'm gonna have a few drinks
with the boys.

396
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:20,960
I'll see you back there.

397
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,960
Every year, they let you back.
LAUGHTER

398
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:48,160
SHE SIGHS

399
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,960
ENGINE DRONES
IN DISTANCE

400
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:49,960
Hi, darling.
Where have you been?

401
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:52,950
I told you,
I was catching up with the boys.

402
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:54,630
It's been hours.
HE SCOFFS

403
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:55,950
Not really. It's only seven o'clock.

404
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,950
Well, you could've called me.
I've been sat there waiting.

405
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,790
I mean, why even invite me
if you don't want to be with me?

406
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,960
I didn't... invite you.

407
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:06,950
What do you mean?

408
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,950
Well, the truth is,
is that you invited yourself.

409
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,950
I was perfectly happy
coming here alone.

410
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:12,990
And if I want to spend time
with my friends,

411
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,150
then that's what I'll do.

412
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,630
I'm sorry. You said you wanted
to show me the island.

413
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,950
You wanted me to meet your friends,
because we're a couple.

414
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,950
That is what couples do.
OK, Jane, look...

415
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:22,960
HE EXHALES SHARPLY

416
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:28,470
I've very much enjoyed
our time together, but we're...

417
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,950
we're very different people.
What?

418
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,310
And I-I just... I think...

419
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,310
I think we would be better
as friends.

420
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:37,790
We're on holiday. We're in love.

421
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:40,960
Yeah, OK, well, I'm very fond of you
as well, but...

422
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,950
No. No, please, you don't mean it.
Jane...

423
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,630
Jane.
We're happy together.

424
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:47,950
Jane.
We're happy, for God's sake!

425
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,950
Yes, but it's not working
for me any more!

426
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:50,960
I'm sorry.

427
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:52,960
I'm sorry.

428
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:56,950
It would be better
if we just make a clean break.

429
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:59,950
No. No, no, no...
Jane, Jane...

430
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:00,950
Jane, stop it. Jane, stop it!
No, no...

431
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:02,950
Jane, stop THAT!

432
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,800
HE GRUNTS
What is wrong with you?!

433
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:10,160
HE SIGHS
This is completely unacceptable.

434
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:31,320
DOOR OPENS

435
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:38,950
Genevieve?
Coming, darling. Sorry!

436
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,960
I wasn't sure about the pink.
Oh, you look fabulous.

437
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:43,950
Thank you, darling.

438
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:48,950
I haven't made us late, have I?
Not at all. We are right on time.

439
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,950
Here, let me get that for you.

440
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,630
Thank you.
Did you remember the wine?

441
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:54,950
Mm, it's in the boot.

442
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:57,960
CAR DOOR CLOSES,
ENGINE STARTS

443
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:13,310
'I kept telling her
to be a bit cooler.'

444
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:17,960
Men enjoy the thrill of the chase,
but Jane had a tendency to be...

445
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:20,960
...over-intense.

446
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,000
'Song 2'
by Blur

447
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,960
♪ It's not my problem

448
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:52,310
♪ It's not my

449
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:54,950
♪ Problem

450
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:56,960
♪ Woo-hoo

451
00:25:57,960 --> 00:25:58,950
♪ Well, I feel heavy metal

452
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,950
♪ Woo-hoo

453
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,950
♪ And I'm pins, and I'm needles... ♪
SHE SCREAMS

454
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:04,950
♪ Woo-hoo

455
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:06,950
♪ Well, I lie, and I'm easy

456
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,950
♪ All of the time
But I'm never sure

457
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:10,960
♪ Why I need you

458
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,960
♪ Pleased to meet you

459
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:18,960
♪ Yeah, yeah

460
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:22,950
♪ Oh, yeah. ♪

461
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,950
DOOR SHUTS

462
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,000
FAINT FOOTSTEPS

463
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,000
FOOTSTEPS CONTINUE

464
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:43,960
WOMAN GASPS
Sorry.

465
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:46,960
I'll just get out of your way.

466
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:51,960
PHONE RINGS

467
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,950
RINGING CONTINUES,
BEEP

468
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:58,790
'Hi.
You've reached Jane Andrews.

469
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,150
'I can't take your call right now,
so please leave a message.'

470
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,950
BEEP

471
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,640
'Jane? Jane, are you there?

472
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,950
'Look, I've just got back
to the house, and I...

473
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:12,950
'I can't believe what you've...

474
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:14,950
'I mean, what were you thinking?!

475
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,960
'You can't just come into
someone's home and...

476
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:20,950
'This has to stop, do you hear?

477
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,950
'I mean, the phone calls
were bad enough,

478
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:25,150
'and I know
that you have been following me,

479
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:26,950
'but THIS is...

480
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,950
'Look, I'm changing the locks,

481
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:29,950
'and I'm afraid
if you come here again,

482
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:31,950
'I shall have to call the police.'

483
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:32,960
BEEP

484
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:40,950
And then I found him the next day,
just laying outside.

485
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,960
I was appalled!
SARAH LAUGHS

486
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:47,950
Oh. Hi, there.

487
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,950
Wasn't sure we'd see you today.
Are you feeling better?

488
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,950
Yes. Much better, thank you.

489
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:56,950
Good stuff. Actually,
can I just ask you something?

490
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,150
There's an entry here
for Friday evening.

491
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,950
It looks like a booking
for a private room. I'm...

492
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:01,960
That's right.

493
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,950
I put that in there.
It's for my 30th.

494
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:07,320
I did send you an invitation.

495
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,960
Right.
It's been arranged for months.

496
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:17,950
Super. Well, I'll be sure
to remind the Duchess, but...

497
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,950
you know how busy she is
at the moment.

498
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:21,630
Claudia, I need you.
Coming, Ma'am.

499
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:22,960
I won't be long.
No rush.

500
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:28,640
DISTANT LAUGHTER

501
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,000
Ciao, ciao.

502
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,960
Giovanna, you seem a little blue.

503
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,950
Me? No, I'm... I'm fine.

504
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,960
I hope that young man of yours
is treating you well.

505
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:56,310
Actually, Luis and I
aren't together any more.

506
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,960
Ah. I am so sorry to hear that.

507
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:03,960
Well, last time I was here, you were
going on a holiday together.

508
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,950
Yes, well, that's where
he decided to dump me.

509
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:10,950
Madonna Santa! You poor girl.

510
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:12,960
Clearly, that man is an idiot.

511
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:16,990
Thank you.
HE CHUCKLES

512
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,800
You're very kind.

513
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:21,950
SHE SNIFFLES

514
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,160
Aw.
Sorry.

515
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:31,950
It's my 30th birthday on Friday,
and I planned this big party, and...

516
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:33,960
I didn't imagine
I'd be going on my own.

517
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:39,960
These storms will pass. You'll see.

518
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:43,960
OK?

519
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:48,950
Fabs, you ready?

520
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:50,960
Absolutely, amore mio.

521
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,950
Oh, Aleksandra, you made it!
Of course, darling.

522
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:02,950
Many happy returns.

523
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:05,310
Thank you.
Erm, this is my friend Francesca.

524
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:06,950
Oh, lovely to meet you.
Hello.

525
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:09,950
Francesca has her own hair salon.
Does she really?

526
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:11,950
And this is Josh. We met at Ascot.

527
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:14,470
Well, in the Champagne tent,
to be precise.

528
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:15,950
I do hope I haven't missed
the Duchess?

529
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,320
No, not yet.

530
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:19,990
Talk of the devil...

531
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,630
Hi! Oh, hello, darling!
Happy birthday.

532
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:25,950
Oh!
Hello!

533
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,310
This is, er, fun.
Yes.

534
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:29,950
Hello.
Oh.

535
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:30,990
Herself asked me to pass this on.

536
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,950
Aw.
She had a clash.

537
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:34,160
Sweet.
But she sends her best wishes.

538
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,950
Thank you.
Er, do help yourself to a drink.

539
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,960
Oh! Don't mind if I do.

540
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:47,000
Aren't you going to open it?

541
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:50,960
Yes.

542
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,640
Oh, it's lovely.

543
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:00,960
So simple and discreet.

544
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,960
It's very tasteful.

545
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:13,950
Honestly, it looked like
it had fallen out of a cracker.

546
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,950
Definitely cheap and cheerful. Oof!

547
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:20,790
And for such a significant birthday,
too. Oh, dear.

548
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:23,960
Well, clearly, young Jane had fallen
out of favour with the Duchess.

549
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:27,960
SCRUBBING

550
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,160
FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

551
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,950
Claudia? Is she up in her room?

552
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:41,990
Er, yes, but she's about to go out.

553
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,950
I just need to speak to her quickly.
Actually, Jane, could I have a word?

554
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:47,150
Er, can it wait? I just need
to speak to the Duchess...

555
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:48,960
I'm sorry. No, it can't.

556
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:51,800
What is it?

557
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,640
Well, I'm afraid
we're going to have to let you go.

558
00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:58,950
What?

559
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,470
It's no reflection
on you personally.

560
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,320
It's a cost-cutting exercise.

561
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,960
Oh, I'm terribly sorry.

562
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,950
No, this can't be right.
I need to speak...

563
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:11,950
I'm afraid
that won't change anything.

564
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:13,950
I mean, you know
the financial pressure she's under,

565
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,950
more than anyone.

566
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:16,950
Yes, I... I do, but...

567
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:19,950
And basically,
something had to give.

568
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:21,950
And it might be a good thing.

569
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:25,960
Give you the chance
to explore other options. Mm?

570
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:35,000
When?

571
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:40,470
You take your time.
You'll want to pack up your things.

572
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:42,960
But I will need your keys
by the end of the day.

573
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:53,630
'She was completely
and utterly devastated.'

574
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,960
It was almost like a bereavement.

575
00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:59,960
I really think it broke her heart.

576
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:19,960
ENGINE STARTS

577
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,950
'More tears
were shed for Princess Diana today.

578
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,950
'2,500 people passed
through the gates of Althorp today

579
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:59,630
'to see the island site
where Princess Diana is buried.

580
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:00,990
'Nearby, her brother, Earl Spencer,

581
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,950
'has opened a museum
to Diana's memory.'

582
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:04,950
LETTERBOX CLATTERS,
RUSTLING

583
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,950
'Inside, there's a display
of the Princess' possessions,

584
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:08,950
'including her wedding dress.

585
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,950
'Outside, some visitors laid flowers
at a temple

586
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:13,950
'close to the island
where she's buried.'

587
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:15,950
'There was never much doubt

588
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,950
'that Princess Diana's final resting
place would attract the crowds.

589
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:22,960
'Over the next two months,
150,000 are expected to come here.

590
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,310
'And now the weather forecast
for today.

591
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:27,950
'A bright and fairly warm day
here in London,

592
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,790
'with sunny spells developing
after a mild start.

593
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:32,950
'There may be some patchy cloud
through the afternoon,

594
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:35,630
'but it should stay largely dry.

595
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:36,960
'Temperatures climbing to...'

596
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:39,960
She didn't even do it in person.

597
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:42,960
After everything we've been through.

598
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:44,950
I know, love.

599
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:47,950
'And I wrote to her.
Did I tell you?'

600
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:51,310
After Diana died. I just wanted
to say how sorry I was.

601
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:54,160
'Oh, Jane. I think...'

602
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:58,960
I think you just have to try
and put it behind you.

603
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,000
What if I can't?

604
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,160
Well, now you're just being silly.

605
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,960
Why's it always like this?

606
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:16,960
What's wrong with me, Mum?

607
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,950
Why can't I ever just be happy?

608
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:22,950
'Of course you can be happy.'

609
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:26,960
You've just had a bit of bad luck,
that's all.

610
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,960
'And the truth is...'

611
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:33,950
I blame myself.

612
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:36,470
You shouldn't.
'Well, yes, I should.

613
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:37,950
'Your... Your father was right.'

614
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,960
I should never have pushed you
into taking that job.

615
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:46,960
If you hadn't moved away,
if-if you'd stayed here with us...

616
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:49,950
'Oh, Janey.'

617
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:51,960
Why don't you just come home?

618
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,960
If you come home,
I-I can look after you.

619
00:35:57,960 --> 00:35:59,960
You could even see about...

620
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:02,160
...starting back at Markses.

621
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:05,960
'I'm sure they'd love
to have you back.'

622
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,480
Did you hear me, Jane?

623
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:14,960
What difference does it make, Mum?

624
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:19,960
Wherever I am,
it always ends up the same.

625
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:23,960
I'm just...

626
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:25,960
I'm so tired of it all.

627
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:31,950
Now, you're to stop that.
You're not to talk like that.

628
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:33,960
INTERCOM RINGS

629
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,950
I'm sorry, Mum. I have to go.
No, no, Jane.

630
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:40,950
'Wait. I'll call you tonight.'

631
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:43,310
There's someone at the door.
'At least just-just...'

632
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:44,960
...eat something.

633
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:49,000
RINGING CONTINUES

634
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:53,950
Hello?

635
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,960
'Jane!
Darling, it's Aleksandra.'

636
00:36:58,960 --> 00:36:59,960
BUZZING

637
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,950
You must excuse the mess.
I've just been rushed off my feet.

638
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:07,950
So you've found
another position already?

639
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:12,960
Oh, no, I'm still just... making
the most of my little sabbatical.

640
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:15,990
Although I don't think
it'll last much longer,

641
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,950
not if Sarah has her way.

642
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:18,950
So you've spoken to her?

643
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:22,310
Er, we've been corresponding.

644
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,310
Seems things have rather
fallen apart since I left.

645
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:26,950
Obviously, Sarah wants me back,

646
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:28,950
but I think it's important
it's on my own terms, you know.

647
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:31,960
Well, yes, absolutely. Good for you.
THEY CHUCKLE

648
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,310
Actually, darling,
I really can't stay,

649
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:37,950
but I did want to speak to you
about Luis.

650
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:39,800
Sorry?

651
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:45,960
It's just he thought he saw you
near his house recently, and...

652
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:49,960
...well, I do hope
you're not starting all that again.

653
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:53,790
No, no, of course not.
Because that would be very silly.

654
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:55,950
I promise you, I haven't been
anywhere near the house.

655
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,960
I really have no idea
why Luis would say that.

656
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,960
Right.
Well, I'm very glad to hear it.

657
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:04,950
All right, well, I must dash.

658
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:06,470
Er, well,
perhaps we could grab drinks soon?

659
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:07,950
Or dinner?
It's been an absolute age.

660
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:10,950
Yes. Yes, we must. Sometime soon.
Well, how about Friday?

661
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,470
We could have drinks
on the King's Road.

662
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,150
Have some of those divine cocktails.

663
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:15,950
It'll be really good
to have a proper catch-up.

664
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:19,960
Er, yes, we could do that.
So should we say Friday?

665
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:22,950
All right, let's say Friday.

666
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:24,960
I'll call you during the week.
Wonderful.

667
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:31,640
JAZZ PLAYS,
GENTLE CHATTER

668
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:49,790
What can I get you?

669
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,950
Er, two Cosmopolitans, please.

670
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:53,960
PHONE BEEPS

671
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:04,950
'Darling, it's Aleksandra.
So sorry, but something's come up.

672
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,950
'I shan't be able to make it
after all.

673
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:09,950
'But I do hope you're well, and...

674
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,960
'Well, let's speak soon. Ta-ta.'

675
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:17,960
There you go.
Oh, er, actually...

676
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:46,960
I see you're lining them up.

677
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:49,000
Sorry?

678
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:52,960
That's actually for my friend.

679
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:56,960
Invisible, is she?

680
00:39:58,960 --> 00:39:59,960
No.

681
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:01,960
Just running late, then?

682
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,960
As a matter of fact,
she just cancelled on me. Oh.

683
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:09,960
And here you are
with two pink drinks...

684
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:12,950
...and no-one to talk to.

685
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:13,960
I'm sure I'll survive.

686
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,950
Right, well... I'll do you a deal.

687
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:23,950
You give me one pink drink,

688
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:26,990
and I'll give you five minutes
of excellent conversation.

689
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,320
I'm OK. I'll pass, thank you.

690
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:35,630
OK, I'll pay for both drinks, and
then we can stand here in silence.

691
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:36,950
I can't say fairer than that.

692
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:38,950
I'm perfectly capable of paying
for my own drinks.

693
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,960
I'm sure you are.
But where's the fun in that?

694
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:46,990
Er, excuse me?

695
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:51,470
Mm. Jesus. Oh, my gosh,
that is truly disgusting.

696
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,950
Er, I'll have a bottle of Veuve,
please. And put these on my tab.

697
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:57,960
Of course.
I'm buying you a decent drink.

698
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:04,960
OK. One drink,
and then I have to go.

699
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,960
I'm Tommy, by the way.

700
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,950
So, you actually worked
in the Palace?

701
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:12,960
Mm-hm, to begin with.

702
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:16,950
Thank you.
Pleasure.

703
00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:19,950
Is it true that it's full of mice?

704
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:22,950
No. Well, no more
than any other old building.

705
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:26,950
I heard it was completely infested.
Mm. Well, you heard wrong.

706
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:30,150
What was old Fergie like?
Quite the character, I'd imagine?

707
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,950
We got on very well, actually.

708
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,630
I was with her for nearly ten years.

709
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:35,960
So how come you left?

710
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:40,950
The Duchess had to reduce
her outgoings.

711
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:42,960
What, so she binned you?
After ten years?

712
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,950
In a word, yes.
Well, that's pretty cold.

713
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:46,960
Yeah, it wasn't great.

714
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:49,960
Well...

715
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,950
Then I say, fuck her.

716
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,950
Sorry?
Well, yes.

717
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:56,950
If you ask me, she did you a favour.
How exactly?

718
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:59,950
Ten years trapped
in the same dead-end job.

719
00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:02,790
Ah, it wasn't a dead-end.
Yeah, but still, you know.

720
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,950
You should take a few more risks.
Yeah, get out there.

721
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:07,950
Says the man
with the trust fund to fall back on.

722
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,950
Everything I have,
I've worked very hard for.

723
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:10,950
I'm a grafter.
SHE CHUCKLES

724
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:12,960
Mm-hm.
Mm-hm?

725
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:15,000
I am!

726
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:17,950
Should I get us another bottle?

727
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:19,950
Mm. No, I really should go home.

728
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:23,480
No, don't do that. Please.

729
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,950
In fact, I think
I've had a really excellent idea.

730
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:28,990
Oh, yeah? Yes, yes.
Come on. Drink up. Let's go.

731
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,790
Oh.
Mm-hm.

732
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:32,950
OK.
Come on. Let's go.

733
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:34,000
Mm!
Cheers, chaps.

734
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:37,990
'They just hit it off
straight away.'

735
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,950
I was thrilled to see her happy.

736
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:44,320
Tommy was this successful
man about town.

737
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:49,480
Lots of friends.
He was the life of the party.

738
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:51,950
'And he was from this...'
Thank you.

739
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:53,950
'..very wealthy family.'

740
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:55,950
Cheers, mate.
Thank you.

741
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:58,950
They seemed
like a really good match.

742
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:00,960
You'll love this.
Oh!

743
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,310
Well, you said you needed
more excitement in your life.

744
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:06,310
Er, no, actually,
you were the one that said that.

745
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:07,950
Well, nothing gets the blood pumping

746
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,950
like placing a few bets
on the gee-gees. There you go.

747
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:11,950
You've seriously brought me
to watch the racing?

748
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:13,320
Yes, what's wrong with that?

749
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:15,960
It'll be fun.

750
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,150
Right.

751
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:23,950
OK, so let's say we have... mm...

752
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:24,950
hundred quid each?

753
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:28,950
There should be...
three races still to go.

754
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:30,950
Whoever ends up
with the biggest pot buys dinner.

755
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:32,950
Oh, but don't worry.

756
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,470
If you lose,
I'll make sure you don't go hungry.

757
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:36,960
Who said I was going to lose?

758
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:42,950
OK, so next up is the 7:45?
Yes.

759
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,950
Lovely Llewellyn
is the beaten favourite,

760
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:48,960
but Antiguan Sun has won before
over the same distance.

761
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:51,950
Well, hello!

762
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:53,990
It's like my dad says.

763
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,960
"Don't bet till you know t'odds."

764
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:00,960
HE CHUCKLES

765
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:05,950
I think, er, at first, my brother
thought she seemed quite fun.

766
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:07,640
But, er...

767
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:12,950
...she certainly wasn't the type
of girl he usually went out with.

768
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:13,950
Look, look, look at 'em go!

769
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:15,950
OK, go, Peaceful Dream! Come on.
No problem there.

770
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:17,950
Where's your horse?
I know! Seriously, where is he?

771
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:19,470
He's miles behind, miles behind.

772
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:21,950
Well, I'm with Peaceful Dream now.
Come on, Peaceful Dream!

773
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:23,950
Go on, go on, go on!

774
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:25,950
Go, go, go, go!
Go on!

775
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:28,470
Look, they're way ahead!
All the way, all the way!

776
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:30,150
All the way! All the way!
Yes, yes, yes, yes!

777
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:31,950
Yes!
All the way! Go on!

778
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,310
Go on, go on!
Finish, finish, finish...

779
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:38,950
Yessss! Come on, you beauty!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

780
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:40,960
THEY LAUGH

781
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:49,950
I tell you what, from now on...

782
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:53,960
Jane Andrews, I'm sticking with you.

783
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:55,960
I think you'd better.

784
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,310
TAPE CLICKS

785
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:01,950
'Can you confirm
your name please, sir?'

786
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:03,950
'Yes, I'm Thomas Cressman.'

787
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:07,470
'OK, Mr Cressman, what is it
you want the police to do?

788
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:10,790
'I'd like the police to come
and split us up.

789
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:11,960
'I would like someone...

790
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:14,960
'..to stop us
from hurting each other.

791
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:17,960
'If you don't have
somebody here soon...

792
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,950
'..somebody here...'
RECORDING STOPS

793
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:22,950
Call was placed at 11:35

794
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:27,470
the day before the murder
from the victim's address.

795
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:29,950
According to the log,
no action was taken.

796
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:33,950
Somebody really dropped
the ball there, then.

797
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:35,790
Right, talk
to the mobile phone company,

798
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:36,950
get somebody checking ANPR.

799
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,950
If she's driving on major roads,
we should've had a hit by now.

800
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:41,950
All this bloody fancy technology.

801
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:44,000
I mean, the woman
can't have just disappeared.

802
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:52,950
'And now
we have our evening news.'

803
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:55,630
'Police have been
attempting to locate Jane Andrews

804
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:58,950
'since the discovery of
Thomas Cressman's body on Monday.

805
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:02,470
'The couple have been described by
neighbours as "happy and in love",

806
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:04,950
'but as time passes,
speculation is growing.

807
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,950
'Could Jane Andrews
have killed the man she loved?

808
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:11,990
'We will keep you updated
on the story as the events unfold.

809
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,960
'And in other news,
preparations are...'

810
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:33,960
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