1 00:02:13,342 --> 00:02:14,802 Come on, baby. 2 00:04:40,406 --> 00:04:41,532 Becky! 3 00:04:42,366 --> 00:04:44,285 Darling, what is it? 4 00:04:44,368 --> 00:04:46,870 I just heard the cat scream, Mummy. 5 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:49,873 That's all right, sweetheart. I'm here. 6 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:51,125 You're safe. 7 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:52,876 Just a nasty old dream. 8 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:25,803 Anyone? Yes. 9 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,429 Apes are covered with hair. 10 00:06:27,513 --> 00:06:31,058 Hair? Well, we're all covered in hair. 11 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:32,309 Not as long maybe. 12 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:34,812 All right, so we're the naked ape. 13 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:38,565 Something more significant. A sociological difference. 14 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:41,693 - Yes. - Intelligence? 15 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:42,820 Intelligence. 16 00:06:43,779 --> 00:06:45,322 Well, this little fellow here 17 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:48,367 has been trained to communicate through a computer... 18 00:06:49,410 --> 00:06:53,080 and he tested out with an IQ of around 85, 19 00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:54,957 which is well within the human norm. 20 00:06:56,125 --> 00:06:59,211 I venture to say it gives some of you a run for your money. 21 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:01,338 You three, 22 00:07:01,422 --> 00:07:03,757 get the chimp out and bring him over here, would you? 23 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:07,469 All right, come on. 24 00:07:07,553 --> 00:07:10,305 We've been studying anthropology for nearly a year. 25 00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:13,934 Can no one give me a simple difference between a beast of the field 26 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:16,603 and what Shakespeare calls the paragon of animals? 27 00:07:16,687 --> 00:07:17,521 Yes. 28 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:20,816 Man is the only species that makes war on his own kind. 29 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:24,319 No. It used to be fashionable to think that. 30 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:27,489 It was another way we had of torturing ourselves. 31 00:07:28,323 --> 00:07:30,951 Except in 1979, in Tanzania, 32 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:33,745 Jane Goodall observed chimps hunting in groups 33 00:07:33,829 --> 00:07:36,373 kidnapping, murdering, and even eating their own babies. 34 00:07:37,332 --> 00:07:39,501 Up until then, we thought they were vegetarian. 35 00:07:39,585 --> 00:07:43,297 And when a group of renegade males broke away from the tribe, 36 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:47,050 they were pursued relentlessly and killed one by one. 37 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:49,178 How's that for inter-tribal war? 38 00:07:50,721 --> 00:07:55,184 Have we based all our beliefs about man and his relationship to the universe 39 00:07:55,267 --> 00:07:57,519 on a hollow assumption? 40 00:07:57,603 --> 00:07:59,229 Just as our three friends here 41 00:07:59,313 --> 00:08:02,191 assume the only way to get a chimp out of a cage is by brute force. 42 00:08:03,317 --> 00:08:04,318 Imp. 43 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:12,910 So, let me introduce Imp. 44 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,454 A six-year-old chimpanzee 45 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:18,373 whom I have taught to respect and obey me. 46 00:08:18,457 --> 00:08:19,374 Right, Imp? 47 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,293 Which is important, 48 00:08:21,376 --> 00:08:24,254 because as you've just seen demonstrated this morning, 49 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:25,797 he's got a will of his own. 50 00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:29,635 And don't let his size fool you. 51 00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:33,680 He's already strong enough to throw any one of you across the room. 52 00:08:33,764 --> 00:08:35,349 Of course, he isn't very cultured. 53 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:38,894 He doesn't give a damn about the history of the world 54 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:40,437 or the state of the economy. 55 00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:43,941 What he cares mainly about is bananas. 56 00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:46,193 Yes, up there in the back. 57 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,195 Oh, I didn't have a question. 58 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:49,571 How about an answer, then? 59 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:52,074 Can you give me one simple difference 60 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:55,452 between this little fellow and us other apes up here? 61 00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:58,747 Does it have something to do with civilization? 62 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:01,667 Civilization. Thank you. 63 00:09:02,251 --> 00:09:04,628 At least someone here has been doing some reading. 64 00:09:05,254 --> 00:09:07,089 Civilization is the-- 65 00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:15,764 Civilization is the subject of next week's lecture. 66 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,892 Dismissed. Come on, Imp. 67 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,941 - Jane, can we talk? - I've got to see the doctor. 68 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:27,484 What, are you sick? Oh, Dr. Phillip. 69 00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:29,111 - I'll talk to you later. - I'll be in the union. 70 00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:30,195 Okay. 71 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:32,573 Dr. Phillip? 72 00:09:33,657 --> 00:09:34,825 Excuse me. 73 00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:38,328 - Dr. Phillip? - Yeah. 74 00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:40,998 The notice in the union said you're looking for an assistant. 75 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,082 You're a girl. 76 00:09:43,292 --> 00:09:46,753 Well, I know, but I'd really like the opportunity to work with you. 77 00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:48,088 That's impossible. 78 00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:54,094 Well, what about the laws against sexual discrimination? 79 00:09:58,015 --> 00:10:00,309 You wouldn't mind getting the door for me, would you? 80 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:14,865 - Hi there. - There you are. 81 00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:17,784 - What's this? - It's for the specimen. 82 00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:19,453 If you'd read the notice carefully, 83 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,538 you'd have seen it wasn't for an assistant. 84 00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:23,790 It was for volunteers. 85 00:10:23,874 --> 00:10:26,585 - You're paying for urine specimens? - Sperm. 86 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:28,420 Sperm specimens. 87 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,882 - Oh. - American, are you? 88 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,842 Yes. I'm over here on a scholarship. 89 00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:35,886 - I've been here for about-- - Damn! 90 00:10:36,762 --> 00:10:38,013 Pigeons again, eh? 91 00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:42,351 You've been very naughty. 92 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:43,977 What are you studying? 93 00:10:44,061 --> 00:10:45,854 - Zoology. - Oh. 94 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,857 Then you won't mind holding Imp. 95 00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:52,694 Don't worry. You'll be perfectly safe while I'm here. 96 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:56,490 And what have you been up to, hmm? 97 00:10:58,700 --> 00:10:59,868 Bloody things. 98 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:09,044 There. That should slow you down a bit. 99 00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:10,754 There you go. 100 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,507 Little monster's been getting out at night. 101 00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:15,634 He likes cats. 102 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,929 - Why don't you get him one? - He likes to eat them. 103 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,098 Hmm. Don't you? 104 00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:23,975 Well, Doctor, if you're not looking for an assistant, 105 00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:26,395 I won't take up any more of your time. I'm sorry. 106 00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:28,438 Have you attended more than one of my lectures? 107 00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:30,649 Yes, my boyfriend's in the class. 108 00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:34,069 And I've read Back to the Trees, 109 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:36,321 and I was interested to hear you in person. 110 00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:42,160 Do you... cook, clean? Stuff like that? 111 00:11:42,244 --> 00:11:45,580 Well, I'm female. I guess that gives me a genetic aptitude. 112 00:11:45,664 --> 00:11:47,374 I have a house up the coast. 113 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:51,461 I could use a sort of... assistant during the holidays. 114 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:52,754 Can't pay much, though. 115 00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:54,423 That's fine. 116 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:56,508 As I said, I would really just like the chance to work with you. 117 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:58,093 And I need to save some money. 118 00:11:58,176 --> 00:12:00,929 Well, let's say, um, accommodation and board 119 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:04,057 and... £40 a week? 120 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,309 That's great. 121 00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:11,148 Well, see my secretary tomorrow and fix up the details. 122 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:16,236 - I'll see you in a few weeks, then. - Okay. 123 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,405 Bye. 124 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:44,514 That's your quarry over there. 125 00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,892 I didn't realize it was this far out. 126 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,643 They'll be coming out here. 127 00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:50,228 I want you to keep your eyes open for buggers, 128 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:52,230 'cause farmers are gonna shoot 'em on sight. 129 00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:55,025 That wire meshing won't keep 'em, and it don't matter what they say. 130 00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:58,278 Now, look! Down there! Look! See? 131 00:12:58,361 --> 00:12:59,821 - What? - Dogs! 132 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,925 - How much do I owe you? - It's paid for. 133 00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:05,929 If you want a taxi, here's a card. 134 00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:08,974 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 135 00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,239 Mind them dogs now. 136 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:26,741 Okay. 137 00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:53,935 "M." Mane. 138 00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:56,438 A horse's hair. 139 00:14:57,314 --> 00:15:01,484 "M." Maniac. A crazy man. 140 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,153 Dr. Phillip is expecting me. 141 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:08,158 "M." Manor. A large country house. 142 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:14,623 "M." Manx. A tailless cat. 143 00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:19,920 "M." Many. A great number. 144 00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:23,924 "M." Maple. A tree. 145 00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:27,344 "M." Manure. 146 00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:29,638 A horse's-- 147 00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,481 Oh, that's okay. I can-- 148 00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,402 Thank you. 149 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:09,386 This is nice. 150 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:50,635 - Hello? - Is Dr. Phillip there? 151 00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:52,971 Yeah, he's coming right now. Could you hold on? 152 00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,597 - Bailey here. - Okay. 153 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:16,953 - Dr. Phillip. - What are you doing here? 154 00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:20,081 You're not supposed to be here till tomorrow, the 15th. 155 00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:22,000 Well, today is the 15th. 156 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:24,627 Don't even think about it! 157 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,212 Get back! Get back! 158 00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:32,093 You're lucky she let you near the place. 159 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,012 15th today, is it? 160 00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,222 Yeah. You sent the taxi driver. 161 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:40,560 So I did. Well... 162 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,354 welcome to Northfield Grange. 163 00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,648 Get out of it! 164 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,358 I think he just wants a drink. 165 00:17:47,442 --> 00:17:49,277 - Taxi driver? - No, your chimp. 166 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,488 Oh, he just wants to get up your skirt. 167 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,656 I hope you brought some jeans or something. 168 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,993 Yeah. Well, do you really have to threaten to hit him like that? 169 00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,788 Yeah, well, usually a threat's enough. 170 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,665 You just have to let them know they're forgiven afterwards. 171 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,167 Well, I used to babysit. 172 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,752 Babysit chimps, did you? 173 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,296 No, but I found that kindness works-- 174 00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:10,006 Ah, yes. But-- 175 00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,467 Imagine a baby in a temper 176 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:14,594 who's ten times stronger than you are. 177 00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:15,970 Ten times? 178 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:17,347 Well, eight times. 179 00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:20,350 Oh, Mr. Bailey's on the phone. 180 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,976 Bailey? Why didn't you say so? 181 00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:25,647 And I'm telling you she's bloody useless. 182 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,899 - She's aborted twice. - I thought she was what you wanted. 183 00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:29,651 She was what I wanted. 184 00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:32,362 But if she can't breed anymore, she's no good to me now. 185 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:39,160 It doesn't alter the fact that she's no good for my purposes now. 186 00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:40,870 What am I supposed to do with her? 187 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,413 Well, sell her. 188 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:45,125 You're the man with the bloody contacts. 189 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,626 Yes, but if she won't breed-- 190 00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,503 You don't have to tell them that. 191 00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:50,338 I could manage three grand. 192 00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:52,715 What? I paid you twice that. 193 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,008 It's the best I can do. 194 00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:58,471 Let's say... 3,500, 195 00:18:58,555 --> 00:18:59,931 and... 196 00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:03,226 you take care of the old boy as well. 197 00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:05,353 He's not gonna give me a hard time? 198 00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:06,729 No, no, he'll come quietly. 199 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,064 - Be no trouble. - You sure? 200 00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:09,649 - Yeah. - I'll come out tomorrow. 201 00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,109 No, I'll... 202 00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:15,530 - I'll meet you. - I'll see you here, then. 203 00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:17,448 - Fine. Fine. - Fine. 204 00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:18,533 Bye for now. 205 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:23,121 The little one just went upstairs. 206 00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:26,040 - Imp. - Pardon? 207 00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,543 His name's Imp. 208 00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:34,090 The wild one's Voodoo, and... this is Link. 209 00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:37,135 Oh, we've met. He showed me my room. 210 00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:38,761 Oh, God. 211 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:41,764 Not the family retainer routine. I'm sorry. 212 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:44,058 No, not at all. He's amazing. 213 00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:46,352 Yeah. Isn't he? 214 00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:51,941 He's a bit dotty now, but he used to be a very impressive animal. 215 00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:53,109 Didn't you ever, son? 216 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,405 Don't look at me like that. 217 00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:02,994 Link, go get Voodoo. 218 00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:04,204 Put her on the chain. 219 00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,248 Link. 220 00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:20,511 Well, it's... nice to have you here. 221 00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:23,389 You know, you don't have to chain her up on my account. 222 00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:24,682 No, it's not on your account. 223 00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:27,143 I've just sold her, so I've got to put her in the travel cage. 224 00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:31,314 - Oh. Well, where's she gonna go? - Oh, a zoo, I suppose. 225 00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:35,610 I'd get double the amount from a circus, but they wouldn't touch her 226 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,988 now that she's a sexually mature animal. 227 00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:42,283 Well, wouldn't the university take her? 228 00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:45,495 Are you kidding? They won't let Link or Voodoo near the place. 229 00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:49,082 Which is why I have to do my work out here. 230 00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:51,376 Which is why you're here. 231 00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:54,295 To help me with my work. Right? 232 00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:57,298 I gave Imp some water. 233 00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:58,549 So I see. 234 00:20:58,633 --> 00:20:59,884 Well, it'll dry out. 235 00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:03,513 He was testing you. That's why he spat at you. 236 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:07,016 He's reaching maturity, so he's starting to assert himself. 237 00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:09,769 Tea? Cup of tea? 238 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,855 - I can do it. - No, no, you go and get changed. 239 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,191 Besides, you know how the English are about their tea. 240 00:21:26,244 --> 00:21:27,245 There you are. 241 00:21:28,663 --> 00:21:30,540 Fantastic invention, these. 242 00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:35,086 All you do is... 243 00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:39,632 scrape the leaves off. 244 00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:42,010 And there you have it. 245 00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:46,764 The freezer's over there. It's stocked to the ceiling, 246 00:21:46,848 --> 00:21:49,684 so you just slap in a frozen meal, Bob's your uncle. 247 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:53,938 What are they doing? 248 00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:58,318 Oh, it's just bluff. 249 00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:01,612 Link's more than her match. 250 00:22:01,696 --> 00:22:04,115 If it wasn't for him, I wouldn't have a hope of controlling her. 251 00:22:05,783 --> 00:22:07,118 So, how do you feed them? 252 00:22:07,201 --> 00:22:09,537 Oh, they take care of themselves. They eat anything-- 253 00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:12,123 birds, rats, bugs. 254 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:13,958 Don't worry about them. 255 00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:17,253 There's just a few rules that you have to remember. 256 00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:21,174 One: You're the dominant species. 257 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:23,801 You must never, ever treat them as equals. 258 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:28,097 Two: Don't ever let anything escalate. 259 00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:31,017 Always forgive them, whatever they do. 260 00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:35,021 Three: Don't get involved in their squabbles. 261 00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:37,565 They sort them out. And four: 262 00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:40,902 Um, there are some turds in the hall. Can you clear them up? 263 00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:44,030 - All right. - Good. 264 00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:46,783 Brooms and buckets are in that cupboard. 265 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,284 And... 266 00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:57,168 The house seems very old. 267 00:22:57,251 --> 00:22:59,128 Must've cost a fortune. 268 00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:02,006 No. It's not Malibu Beach. 269 00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:05,051 Who'd want a place like this, miles from anywhere, 270 00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:07,303 a ruddy great quarry in the middle of the property? 271 00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:09,263 Still, it suits my purposes. 272 00:23:09,347 --> 00:23:12,266 Well, my ambition is to have a place like this. 273 00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:14,310 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 274 00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:17,355 A place where I can have animals and let them run wild, 275 00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:19,357 like deer and badgers. 276 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,109 I had a friend who did that once. 277 00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:22,985 He had a big estate with an island. 278 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,029 He used to rear animals. 279 00:23:25,113 --> 00:23:28,157 When they got too big to put in the house, he used to put them on the island. 280 00:23:28,533 --> 00:23:30,076 He hand-reared a chimp. 281 00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:32,286 When it got fully grown, put it on the island. 282 00:23:32,370 --> 00:23:33,788 He used to go and see him every day. 283 00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:38,626 Then one day, he went off to London, and he got delayed. 284 00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:41,129 And when he came back, he got in his rowboat, 285 00:23:41,212 --> 00:23:43,089 and he was rowing over to the island. 286 00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:46,676 And this fully grown alpha male 287 00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:49,929 had got this scaffolding part from somewhere. 288 00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:52,348 They'd been building something on the island. 289 00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:54,392 So, he's coming towards the island in the rowboat. 290 00:23:55,309 --> 00:23:56,727 He pole vaults. 291 00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:00,189 What happened? 292 00:24:00,273 --> 00:24:02,358 Well, in about a minute... 293 00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:06,279 he had the guy's eye out, nose off, ears off, 294 00:24:07,029 --> 00:24:09,907 arm off up to here, and leg off up to the knee. 295 00:24:09,991 --> 00:24:12,201 And, uh, testicles off. 296 00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:15,121 Well, what had he done to the chimp? 297 00:24:15,204 --> 00:24:17,415 Oh, no. The chimp was just pleased to see him. 298 00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:19,917 Link. 299 00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:21,502 Cigars. 300 00:24:24,213 --> 00:24:26,507 You got any family in the States? 301 00:24:26,591 --> 00:24:28,301 Yeah. My mother remarried, 302 00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:31,304 and I never really got along with my stepfather, 303 00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:33,598 so I've kind of been on my own for a while now. 304 00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:36,809 And... this student of mine, Dennis. 305 00:24:36,893 --> 00:24:38,394 - David. - David. 306 00:24:39,187 --> 00:24:40,229 We go out. 307 00:24:41,314 --> 00:24:42,523 No, thanks. 308 00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:44,150 I don't smoke. 309 00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:46,986 It's nothing really serious. 310 00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:49,906 You go out? Is that what they call it these days? 311 00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:52,074 Well, I've been seeing him for a couple of months. 312 00:25:03,544 --> 00:25:05,880 It was his star turn from his circus days. 313 00:25:07,215 --> 00:25:08,758 The Master of Fire. 314 00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:12,386 Give him a couple of bravos, and he'll leave us alone. 315 00:25:13,554 --> 00:25:16,682 - You taught him to do all this? - No. He was trained when I got him. 316 00:25:17,475 --> 00:25:21,020 When I began my work, he was all I could afford. 317 00:25:21,562 --> 00:25:23,523 Broken-down circus hack. 318 00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:26,275 Cognac? 319 00:25:27,401 --> 00:25:28,736 No, thanks. 320 00:25:29,779 --> 00:25:31,113 So, how old is he? 321 00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:34,492 Oh, he's about... 45. 322 00:25:35,952 --> 00:25:37,828 God, he's old enough to be my father. 323 00:25:45,086 --> 00:25:46,504 You don't approve. 324 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,633 Not of teaching apes to smoke and wear clothes. 325 00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:52,218 But he likes clothes. 326 00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:55,054 If you don't believe me, try taking them away from him sometime. 327 00:25:56,931 --> 00:26:00,184 There you are. What do you think of that? 328 00:26:00,268 --> 00:26:01,435 Bravo. 329 00:26:01,519 --> 00:26:03,187 Oh, you can do better than that. 330 00:26:03,271 --> 00:26:06,732 Bravo, Link! Link, Master of Fire! 331 00:27:00,369 --> 00:27:02,288 Don't slam the door. 332 00:27:04,582 --> 00:27:07,835 - I was looking for you. - I went over to collect the letters. 333 00:27:07,918 --> 00:27:09,879 Postman's had his trousers ripped off a couple of times, 334 00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:11,505 so he leaves them in a box over on the heath. 335 00:27:11,589 --> 00:27:13,299 - Anything for me? - From the boyfriend? 336 00:27:13,382 --> 00:27:14,842 Sorry. Forgotten you already. 337 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:18,220 Well, you got your beauty sleep this morning. 338 00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:20,473 I'm sorry. I had no idea it was so late. 339 00:27:20,556 --> 00:27:23,851 - Yeah, well, sorry about last night. - Oh, that's okay. 340 00:27:23,934 --> 00:27:26,479 Ohh! This is what I've been waiting for. 341 00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:39,659 Well, it looks like I might be going to the States myself. 342 00:27:39,742 --> 00:27:44,163 Shows all your American intelligence is not tuned to nuclear warfare. 343 00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:48,167 I could go for a cup of coffee and an aspirin. 344 00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:50,169 Bring it up to the lab. I've got something to show you. 345 00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:51,253 Okay. 346 00:28:04,517 --> 00:28:05,518 Here you go. 347 00:28:08,104 --> 00:28:09,563 Ah, thanks. 348 00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:20,199 Never go near a caged chimp. 349 00:28:20,282 --> 00:28:22,660 They can always reach a bit further than you think. 350 00:28:22,743 --> 00:28:23,786 Sorry. 351 00:28:24,787 --> 00:28:28,207 If I seem to come down on you a bit hard, it's only for your own safety. 352 00:28:28,290 --> 00:28:31,585 I want to know I can leave you here alone without you getting an arm torn off. 353 00:28:31,669 --> 00:28:34,964 Okay, let's get cracking. You come and sit here. 354 00:28:39,135 --> 00:28:40,553 Imp. Here. 355 00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:45,057 Yeah. 356 00:28:45,141 --> 00:28:48,728 Okay, this is a basic nonverbal IQ test. 357 00:28:49,311 --> 00:28:52,106 Imp's familiar with the procedure. He's played often enough. 358 00:28:52,189 --> 00:28:56,360 You just press the button on the panel, and the computer will register the score. 359 00:28:58,070 --> 00:29:00,573 - So, it's me against Imp? - Right. 360 00:29:00,656 --> 00:29:03,492 You have ten seconds to select each item. 361 00:29:04,118 --> 00:29:05,828 - Item? - Go. 362 00:29:12,209 --> 00:29:13,878 Come on, you're wasting time. 363 00:29:20,301 --> 00:29:21,260 Time's up. Next page. 364 00:29:21,343 --> 00:29:23,262 Wait. I haven't even done page one. 365 00:29:25,765 --> 00:29:27,308 Come on, he's beating you. 366 00:29:37,526 --> 00:29:38,652 Time's up. Next page. 367 00:30:07,056 --> 00:30:08,098 Time's up. 368 00:30:40,506 --> 00:30:42,174 Come on. Look at the sequence. 369 00:30:47,805 --> 00:30:50,641 Uh-uh. Leave him alone. 370 00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:13,747 Well, there you are. 371 00:31:14,456 --> 00:31:16,250 Well, it's not fair. 372 00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:18,836 - Fair? - It's culturally biased. 373 00:31:18,919 --> 00:31:21,964 I've been learning about circles and squares ever since I started school. 374 00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:23,507 How could he have a chance? 375 00:31:23,591 --> 00:31:26,594 Chance? Didn't have a chance? 376 00:31:28,971 --> 00:31:32,182 Here. Look at these. Circles and squares. 377 00:31:32,266 --> 00:31:35,853 Imp's played with more colored shapes than you've had hot dinners. 378 00:31:37,479 --> 00:31:40,357 He's had one-to-one tuition with me for years. 379 00:31:40,441 --> 00:31:42,610 Red, yellow. Red, yellow. 380 00:31:42,693 --> 00:31:44,820 Well, he has a different kind of intelligence. 381 00:31:44,904 --> 00:31:47,781 Oh, it's different. It's different, all right. 382 00:31:49,366 --> 00:31:52,077 He's missed the bus by a lousy one percent. 383 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:58,834 But that one percent accounts for all of human civilization-- 384 00:31:58,918 --> 00:32:03,923 the entire history of art, music, science, literature-- 385 00:32:04,006 --> 00:32:05,925 everything that you're so willing to give up 386 00:32:06,008 --> 00:32:08,636 so you can go away and live with badgers. 387 00:32:08,719 --> 00:32:11,388 Dr. Phillip, I appreciate that you've done all of this for my benefit, 388 00:32:11,472 --> 00:32:13,182 but I still don't agree with you. 389 00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:15,684 Okay. So you don't agree with me. 390 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:19,146 But I'll bet you change your mind before you leave here. 391 00:32:19,229 --> 00:32:21,273 Is that a threat or a promise? 392 00:32:21,357 --> 00:32:23,317 Cheeky. 393 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,319 Why don't you take that intellect of yours downstairs 394 00:32:25,402 --> 00:32:26,695 and fix us some food? 395 00:32:28,781 --> 00:32:31,659 Oh, and don't be worried about the racket up here. 396 00:32:31,742 --> 00:32:34,787 I have to give Voodoo a sedative, put her in her travel cage. 397 00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:36,830 It can get a bit dramatic. 398 00:32:37,581 --> 00:32:38,624 Catch. 399 00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:42,336 - What's this? - It's the sequel to Back to the Trees. 400 00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:44,964 Why Limbo? 401 00:32:45,047 --> 00:32:48,133 I wanted to call it Out on a Limb, but Shirley MacLaine beat me to it. 402 00:32:48,842 --> 00:32:51,178 Actually, Limbo is rather appropriate. 403 00:32:51,261 --> 00:32:53,681 I've been stuck on chapter 11 for years. 404 00:32:54,932 --> 00:32:56,350 Well, thank you. I'll read it. 405 00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:12,741 Imp, cut that out! 406 00:33:12,825 --> 00:33:14,702 Come down here. 407 00:33:14,785 --> 00:33:16,620 Imp! 408 00:33:18,914 --> 00:33:20,249 Come down! 409 00:33:25,713 --> 00:33:27,006 Get out! 410 00:33:30,551 --> 00:33:31,969 Link, get the door. 411 00:33:32,052 --> 00:33:33,721 Leave that and get out! 412 00:33:35,514 --> 00:33:37,057 Imp, come back here. 413 00:33:41,103 --> 00:33:43,564 - Hello? Dr. Phillip's residence. - Who's that? 414 00:33:43,647 --> 00:33:46,025 This is Jane Chase. I'm Dr. Phillip's assistant. 415 00:33:46,108 --> 00:33:49,069 - Bailey here. - Oh, Mr. Bailey. Uh, yes. 416 00:33:49,153 --> 00:33:52,865 - Is Phillip there? - I'm afraid he's tied up at the moment. 417 00:33:52,948 --> 00:33:54,241 Is he coming down today? 418 00:33:55,075 --> 00:33:57,369 Well, yes, as far as I know, he's still planning to meet you. 419 00:33:57,453 --> 00:33:59,038 He's putting Voodoo in the cage right now. 420 00:33:59,121 --> 00:34:00,748 He's leaving it a bit late, isn't he? 421 00:34:00,831 --> 00:34:02,416 Well, he'll be down soon. 422 00:34:02,499 --> 00:34:05,127 - Tell him I called, will you? - Okay, I'll tell him. 423 00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:06,295 Good-bye. 424 00:34:23,812 --> 00:34:24,897 Hmm. 425 00:35:12,194 --> 00:35:15,781 Imp, what's got into you? Come down. 426 00:35:17,157 --> 00:35:18,158 Imp! 427 00:35:19,868 --> 00:35:22,579 Link, give me a hand. Link! 428 00:35:36,510 --> 00:35:38,554 Link, get him in his cage. 429 00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:45,561 Link! 430 00:35:46,603 --> 00:35:49,064 Link! Do you want the stick? You want the stick? 431 00:35:49,148 --> 00:35:50,357 Get his cage. 432 00:35:52,234 --> 00:35:54,778 Damn you, Link, get the cage! 433 00:36:38,906 --> 00:36:39,907 Link. 434 00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:46,640 Dr. Phillip? 435 00:37:47,432 --> 00:37:49,059 Go away. I'm busy. 436 00:37:50,143 --> 00:37:53,313 Mr. Bailey called. He wanted to know when you're gonna meet him. 437 00:37:54,356 --> 00:37:55,691 Would you leave me alone! 438 00:38:28,348 --> 00:38:31,601 Link. Link, that is very naughty. 439 00:38:31,685 --> 00:38:33,979 That's bad. Now give me those matches. 440 00:38:34,062 --> 00:38:36,690 Dr. Phillip! Give me those matches. 441 00:38:39,067 --> 00:38:40,569 I'll show you. 442 00:39:01,131 --> 00:39:03,675 All right, Mr. Master of Fire, that's enough. 443 00:39:08,347 --> 00:39:10,098 Hey, Link, where'd you go? 444 00:39:10,599 --> 00:39:11,892 Come back here! 445 00:39:11,975 --> 00:39:13,310 Hey, where do you think-- 446 00:39:14,895 --> 00:39:16,730 Link, I said come back here. 447 00:39:18,565 --> 00:39:19,608 Link. 448 00:39:26,740 --> 00:39:28,492 So you talk, too, huh? 449 00:39:30,243 --> 00:39:31,286 Oh, I see. 450 00:39:49,429 --> 00:39:50,430 There you are. 451 00:40:00,023 --> 00:40:02,150 Link, do you want me to call Dr. Phillip? 452 00:40:05,153 --> 00:40:07,447 I'm going to get him if you keep trying to cook. 453 00:40:12,452 --> 00:40:13,453 What? 454 00:40:17,374 --> 00:40:19,751 Link, you don't cook the phone. 455 00:40:22,546 --> 00:40:24,506 Hey. Hey, where are you going? 456 00:40:24,589 --> 00:40:26,967 Link, come on. Put the phone back. 457 00:40:27,050 --> 00:40:29,803 Link! Give me the phone! 458 00:40:29,886 --> 00:40:30,929 Link! 459 00:40:33,849 --> 00:40:36,226 All right, outside right now. 460 00:40:36,309 --> 00:40:39,187 Come on, move it. Let's go, Link. 461 00:40:42,524 --> 00:40:44,401 Come on. Come on, out you go. Go! 462 00:40:46,069 --> 00:40:48,905 And you can stay outside till Dr. Phillip comes down. 463 00:40:56,496 --> 00:40:57,998 Well, when did he leave? 464 00:41:50,008 --> 00:41:51,218 Link. 465 00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:57,390 Link, you broke the microwave, too. 466 00:41:58,308 --> 00:42:01,019 Bad boy. I told you, do not cook phones. 467 00:42:01,811 --> 00:42:02,854 Why-- 468 00:42:05,774 --> 00:42:07,359 Yes, you're forgiven. 469 00:42:08,151 --> 00:42:10,820 But you do know that I'm the one who's gonna get in trouble, don't you? 470 00:42:10,904 --> 00:42:12,489 Hmm? Hmm? 471 00:42:30,465 --> 00:42:31,591 London? 472 00:44:07,937 --> 00:44:09,189 Imp? 473 00:44:10,774 --> 00:44:12,859 I thought you were with Dr. Phillip and Voodoo. 474 00:44:12,942 --> 00:44:14,235 How long have you been in here? 475 00:44:14,319 --> 00:44:15,654 Come on, let's get you out of there. 476 00:44:15,737 --> 00:44:17,739 Oh, you poor baby. 477 00:44:17,822 --> 00:44:19,032 It's okay. 478 00:44:20,033 --> 00:44:21,493 Come on, it's okay. 479 00:44:21,576 --> 00:44:22,619 It's okay. 480 00:44:23,370 --> 00:44:26,039 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 481 00:44:26,122 --> 00:44:27,916 You must be hungry. 482 00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:30,627 We're gonna find you something to eat. 483 00:44:30,710 --> 00:44:32,462 Yeah, aren't we? 484 00:44:32,545 --> 00:44:35,131 Now, I wonder where Dr. Phillip keeps your food. 485 00:44:37,676 --> 00:44:39,302 Over here? Imp? 486 00:44:39,386 --> 00:44:40,387 Yeah? 487 00:44:41,721 --> 00:44:44,474 No, this is plastic fruit. See? 488 00:44:47,644 --> 00:44:50,021 Over there. Oh. 489 00:44:51,439 --> 00:44:52,440 No. 490 00:44:54,067 --> 00:44:55,652 Up here. 491 00:44:57,696 --> 00:44:59,614 Nope, you can't drink this. 492 00:45:00,949 --> 00:45:03,034 I see. It's in here. 493 00:45:12,752 --> 00:45:13,837 Voodoo. 494 00:45:16,965 --> 00:45:18,466 Oh, my God. 495 00:45:19,134 --> 00:45:20,719 Link, what happened in here? 496 00:45:25,098 --> 00:45:26,224 What happened? 497 00:45:48,913 --> 00:45:50,290 Link, what's wrong? 498 00:45:55,086 --> 00:45:57,630 Link, I've got to go to town to find Dr. Phillip. 499 00:45:59,674 --> 00:46:00,925 Do you understand? 500 00:46:03,094 --> 00:46:04,846 I'll be back soon. 501 00:46:28,703 --> 00:46:29,746 Link, will you go home? 502 00:46:32,540 --> 00:46:34,918 Come on, I mean it. Go back and stay with Imp. 503 00:46:35,835 --> 00:46:36,961 Now! 504 00:47:15,959 --> 00:47:18,211 Link, I know you're up there! 505 00:47:20,463 --> 00:47:21,464 Link! 506 00:48:00,128 --> 00:48:01,212 Stop it! 507 00:48:18,855 --> 00:48:21,399 No, 0947 is the area code. 508 00:48:21,482 --> 00:48:23,943 Yes, that's right. 609832. 509 00:48:24,027 --> 00:48:27,280 Forget it, David. They're not gonna answer it. 510 00:48:28,364 --> 00:48:29,991 They've probably taken the phone off the hook 511 00:48:30,074 --> 00:48:32,076 while they're otherwise disposed. 512 00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:33,995 Cut it out, will you, fellas? It's ringing. 513 00:48:42,003 --> 00:48:43,713 Link, there's another phone. 514 00:48:58,978 --> 00:48:59,812 Hello? 515 00:49:01,439 --> 00:49:02,815 Jane, is that you? 516 00:49:02,899 --> 00:49:05,485 - David? - Jane, what's wrong? 517 00:49:05,568 --> 00:49:08,488 Oh, nothing. I just thought you were gonna be Dr. Phillip. 518 00:49:08,571 --> 00:49:09,822 What, isn't he there? 519 00:49:09,906 --> 00:49:12,033 No. No, and I can't get to town. 520 00:49:12,116 --> 00:49:15,036 Link cooked the stupid phone. I didn't know this one was here. 521 00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:17,413 Cooked what? You can't get where? 522 00:49:17,497 --> 00:49:19,832 I can't get to town because of these dogs. 523 00:49:19,916 --> 00:49:22,126 Look, I was just ringing to tell you I've canceled Greece. 524 00:49:25,129 --> 00:49:26,839 Jane? Can you hear me? 525 00:49:26,923 --> 00:49:30,259 Yeah. David, listen, I can't talk right now. 526 00:49:30,343 --> 00:49:31,761 I've got to call Mr. Bailey. 527 00:49:34,931 --> 00:49:36,015 Hey, Link! 528 00:49:36,099 --> 00:49:37,225 What? 529 00:49:39,310 --> 00:49:41,521 There's something wrong with this phone. Jane! 530 00:49:42,230 --> 00:49:44,732 Yeah, yeah, I can hear you. Link, will you stop that? 531 00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:55,410 Hung up on you, eh? 532 00:49:56,452 --> 00:49:57,453 I don't know. 533 00:51:15,281 --> 00:51:17,617 Link, I'm taking a bath. Go away. 534 00:51:27,376 --> 00:51:29,295 Link, go out and shut the door. 535 00:51:31,464 --> 00:51:33,132 Link, come on. It's cold. 536 00:52:35,945 --> 00:52:37,029 Dr. Phillip? 537 00:52:46,497 --> 00:52:48,958 The door was open. Who are you? 538 00:52:49,041 --> 00:52:50,626 I'm Jane Chase. Who are you? 539 00:52:51,169 --> 00:52:53,754 Bailey. Reg Bailey. 540 00:52:54,463 --> 00:52:56,966 So, where is Tarzan, then? I've been waiting for him for two days. 541 00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:59,385 Dr. Phillip isn't here. I'm sorry. 542 00:52:59,468 --> 00:53:02,513 Oh, damn it. Look, I'm on a tight schedule. 543 00:53:02,597 --> 00:53:04,056 Bitch caged and ready for me? 544 00:53:04,140 --> 00:53:06,017 Doc said he'd give her a knockout drug. 545 00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:08,311 No, he's not here, and I thought that he was going to meet you. 546 00:53:08,394 --> 00:53:11,522 Yeah, that's all right. Look, give him this when he gets back, eh? 547 00:53:12,315 --> 00:53:14,317 Right, I'll get cracking, then. You gonna help me? 548 00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:15,610 No. Wait a minute. 549 00:53:15,693 --> 00:53:17,570 - Now, look, sweetheart. - I'm not authorized to-- 550 00:53:17,653 --> 00:53:19,405 It's over a four-hour drive here. 551 00:53:19,488 --> 00:53:21,574 The deal's all agreed. The van's outside. 552 00:53:21,657 --> 00:53:24,577 And my contact's not gonna be very pleased if I don't turn up. 553 00:53:24,660 --> 00:53:26,287 Now, is she ready or not? 554 00:53:26,370 --> 00:53:28,664 You're gonna have to wait until Dr. Phillip gets back. 555 00:53:29,332 --> 00:53:32,210 Like I said, I've already waited two days. 556 00:53:32,835 --> 00:53:34,962 Now, we had a deal. There's the check. 557 00:53:35,046 --> 00:53:36,380 I'll get the beast from upstairs. 558 00:53:36,464 --> 00:53:37,882 You take the old fella out to the van. 559 00:53:37,965 --> 00:53:39,217 Voodoo is dead. 560 00:53:41,219 --> 00:53:42,428 No, no. 561 00:53:43,971 --> 00:53:46,724 I warned him. Which one got to her, then? 562 00:53:47,391 --> 00:53:49,185 - Was it the little bloke or the old fella? - I don't know. 563 00:53:49,268 --> 00:53:50,686 - You don't know? - No, I don't know what happened. 564 00:53:50,770 --> 00:53:52,647 Dead? Bloody marvelous! 565 00:53:53,940 --> 00:53:56,108 Okay, I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll take the old fella now, 566 00:53:56,192 --> 00:53:58,110 and I'll give Dr. Phillip a ring tonight. 567 00:53:58,194 --> 00:53:59,654 Maybe we can sort something out. 568 00:54:00,404 --> 00:54:02,156 Maybe get a few quid for the corpse. 569 00:54:02,740 --> 00:54:03,741 Where is he? 570 00:54:04,492 --> 00:54:06,869 Wait a minute. Are you buying Link? 571 00:54:06,953 --> 00:54:08,913 Yeah. Hey, do me a favor, will you? 572 00:54:08,996 --> 00:54:10,998 Get me some fruit and stuff so I can keep him happy in the truck. 573 00:54:11,082 --> 00:54:13,918 Dr. Phillip never said anything to me about selling Link. 574 00:54:14,001 --> 00:54:16,379 I'm not selling him. I'm supposed to put him down. 575 00:54:16,462 --> 00:54:18,339 - Put him down? - Yeah, so let's get on with it, eh? 576 00:54:18,422 --> 00:54:19,924 Link! Link! 577 00:54:20,841 --> 00:54:24,512 Mr. Bailey, I'm sorry, but I just don't believe that Dr. Phillip would kill Link. 578 00:54:24,595 --> 00:54:26,305 So he hired me to do it. I thought you said he was out here. 579 00:54:26,389 --> 00:54:27,974 Then why didn't he say anything to me? 580 00:54:28,057 --> 00:54:30,393 Well, the doc's got a soft spot for the old fella. 581 00:54:30,476 --> 00:54:32,561 Probably couldn't face up to him, so he went off. 582 00:54:33,271 --> 00:54:35,106 Link! Link! 583 00:54:35,189 --> 00:54:37,358 I think you should just go into town and tell the authorities 584 00:54:37,441 --> 00:54:39,944 - that until Dr. Phillip gets back-- - Authorities? 585 00:54:40,027 --> 00:54:43,072 Do you know what the police would say if they knew about monkey house here? 586 00:54:43,155 --> 00:54:45,616 Wild animals. This is sheep country. 587 00:54:48,536 --> 00:54:49,912 I think you better leave. 588 00:54:50,538 --> 00:54:51,872 You're all on your own up here, are you? 589 00:54:52,915 --> 00:54:54,250 Will you please just leave? 590 00:54:54,959 --> 00:54:56,585 Phillip keeping you for himself? 591 00:54:57,378 --> 00:54:58,379 Hmm? 592 00:55:00,548 --> 00:55:02,091 - Jesus. - Link, get back. 593 00:55:03,509 --> 00:55:04,760 What are you doing? 594 00:55:04,844 --> 00:55:06,262 Hey, there's no need for that. 595 00:55:06,345 --> 00:55:07,596 - You're freaking kidding. - Link, run! Fast! 596 00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:09,348 - Get out of my way! - Link, get back! 597 00:55:09,432 --> 00:55:11,392 - Get in the house! Go! - I'll fix him. 598 00:55:12,601 --> 00:55:14,478 - Link, I said-- - Get out of the way! 599 00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:17,648 You little... 600 00:55:18,399 --> 00:55:19,191 Get off! 601 00:55:20,151 --> 00:55:21,360 Get off! 602 00:55:21,444 --> 00:55:23,070 Link, no! 603 00:55:25,448 --> 00:55:27,325 Get out of here, you little sod! 604 00:55:28,993 --> 00:55:31,120 For Christ's sake, get Phillip's gun! 605 00:55:33,164 --> 00:55:35,124 Get out of here, you little sod. Get out of here! 606 00:55:37,710 --> 00:55:39,295 Come on. Come on. 607 00:55:40,046 --> 00:55:41,922 Imp, get down from there! 608 00:55:42,673 --> 00:55:43,674 Come here, come here. 609 00:55:43,758 --> 00:55:44,759 Come on! 610 00:55:45,384 --> 00:55:47,803 - Come here, it's okay. Yeah. - Come on! 611 00:55:48,721 --> 00:55:50,973 Link, get away from there! 612 00:55:51,057 --> 00:55:52,058 Link! 613 00:55:53,100 --> 00:55:55,519 Come on. Come on! 614 00:55:56,937 --> 00:55:58,147 Jesus. 615 00:56:03,194 --> 00:56:05,279 Get out of there, for Christ's sake! 616 00:56:05,363 --> 00:56:06,697 Down, Link. 617 00:56:13,954 --> 00:56:15,039 Come on! 618 00:56:15,122 --> 00:56:16,290 Come on! 619 00:56:18,125 --> 00:56:19,919 The cops are gonna hear about this! 620 00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:25,800 Bye, Mr. Bailey. 621 00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:34,535 Link, where's Imp? 622 00:57:36,287 --> 00:57:37,371 Where is he? 623 00:57:44,170 --> 00:57:45,254 Imp? 624 00:57:46,505 --> 00:57:48,424 Imp? Get off, get off! 625 00:57:49,216 --> 00:57:50,217 Move. 626 00:57:51,093 --> 00:57:53,345 Imp? Will you help? 627 00:57:59,018 --> 00:58:00,603 You put him down there, didn't you? 628 00:58:00,686 --> 00:58:01,812 Didn't you? 629 00:58:08,986 --> 00:58:10,779 Is that what you do when you don't get along with someone, 630 00:58:10,863 --> 00:58:12,573 you just throw them down the well? 631 00:58:12,656 --> 00:58:14,450 No, that's not gonna work. 632 00:58:14,533 --> 00:58:17,495 How would you like to be thrown down the well, Link? 633 00:58:17,578 --> 00:58:19,371 You just stay outside here and think about that. 634 00:58:19,455 --> 00:58:21,957 If you can behave, maybe I'll let you come back in. 635 00:59:04,917 --> 00:59:07,670 Oh, no, you don't, Link. Not until you can behave. 636 00:59:10,130 --> 00:59:11,632 And that's not gonna work, either. 637 00:59:11,715 --> 00:59:13,050 Now, come on, go away. 638 00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:18,597 Now we're gonna go get you cleaned up, aren't we? 639 00:59:18,681 --> 00:59:20,474 Aren't we? Aren't we? 640 00:59:22,977 --> 00:59:23,978 Come on. 641 00:59:26,272 --> 00:59:27,815 Let's get you up to the bathroom. 642 00:59:40,035 --> 00:59:42,538 There you are. Now, come on. Let's see you do one. 643 00:59:42,621 --> 00:59:44,290 Come on, Imp. 644 00:59:44,373 --> 00:59:45,666 Come on. 645 00:59:47,126 --> 00:59:48,335 Come on. 646 00:59:57,303 --> 00:59:59,805 Do you think we should let Link in yet? Hmm? 647 00:59:59,888 --> 01:00:01,807 What do you think? What do you think? 648 01:00:01,890 --> 01:00:04,768 Come on. Come tell me. Should we let him in or not? 649 01:00:07,646 --> 01:00:10,024 Imp, that's not a very nice thing to say. 650 01:00:11,692 --> 01:00:13,235 We'll let him in in a minute. 651 01:00:13,319 --> 01:00:16,030 Up you go. Now you watch this. 652 01:00:17,698 --> 01:00:18,699 Ready? 653 01:00:21,035 --> 01:00:22,077 Can you do that? 654 01:00:27,541 --> 01:00:29,251 Imp, don't tease him. 655 01:00:30,127 --> 01:00:31,337 Poor old Link. 656 01:00:34,923 --> 01:00:36,717 Not now, Imp. I'm busy. 657 01:00:38,761 --> 01:00:40,471 Movement inhibited. 658 01:00:41,597 --> 01:00:44,058 Massive increase to respirator. 659 01:00:45,225 --> 01:00:47,227 Profuse sweating. 660 01:00:48,854 --> 01:00:51,273 Increased blood sugar level. 661 01:00:53,567 --> 01:00:55,361 Erection of body hair. 662 01:00:57,780 --> 01:01:00,324 Activation of temperature regulation. 663 01:01:00,866 --> 01:01:02,993 Damn it, Imp! Leave me alone! 664 01:01:04,370 --> 01:01:07,414 Bloodstream flooded with carbohydrates. 665 01:01:09,667 --> 01:01:13,379 Some evidence of accentuated brain-wave activity. 666 01:01:15,130 --> 01:01:16,757 Go away! I'm busy! 667 01:01:18,092 --> 01:01:21,095 But this is not, of course, as clear as in humans. 668 01:01:21,553 --> 01:01:22,930 Would you leave me alone! 669 01:01:24,890 --> 01:01:29,061 Rapid transfer of blood from viscera to muscles and brain. 670 01:01:37,653 --> 01:01:39,905 ...accentuated brain-wave activity. 671 01:01:41,281 --> 01:01:43,325 Go away! I'm busy! 672 01:01:44,243 --> 01:01:47,705 Mr. Bailey called. He wanted to know when you're gonna meet him. 673 01:01:47,788 --> 01:01:49,248 Would you leave me alone! 674 01:03:48,992 --> 01:03:50,661 All forms of sheep farming 675 01:03:50,744 --> 01:03:52,996 aim to manage the flock and its food supply 676 01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:56,083 - so that marked changes in the-- - Mr. Bailey? 677 01:03:56,166 --> 01:03:58,502 ...are avoided and adequate nutrient is available 678 01:03:58,585 --> 01:04:00,629 during the periods when its food demands are high. 679 01:04:01,547 --> 01:04:03,340 In some areas, where grazing is lacking-- 680 01:04:03,423 --> 01:04:04,967 Mr. Bailey? 681 01:04:05,050 --> 01:04:07,010 ...repair of the deficiencies can usually be made 682 01:04:07,094 --> 01:04:10,639 by providing the stock with salt licks or supplements, 683 01:04:10,722 --> 01:04:12,558 by cobalt bullets, 684 01:04:12,641 --> 01:04:15,060 or by applying special treatments to the pastures. 685 01:04:15,936 --> 01:04:18,105 Thank you, Professor Wilder, for joining us today. 686 01:04:18,897 --> 01:04:22,276 Next week, in our continuing series on animal husbandry, 687 01:04:22,359 --> 01:04:24,403 we will welcome Dr. Edgar Morris, 688 01:04:24,486 --> 01:04:26,488 an expert in the area of bovine-- 689 01:04:33,954 --> 01:04:35,205 Damn it. 690 01:04:38,083 --> 01:04:39,376 Where's Mr. Bailey, Link? 691 01:04:45,632 --> 01:04:49,678 Okay, we're gonna drive back to the house and we're gonna get Imp, 692 01:04:49,761 --> 01:04:51,847 and then we're all gonna go back into town. 693 01:04:51,930 --> 01:04:53,140 How does that sound? 694 01:05:18,874 --> 01:05:21,168 Okay, Link, we're gonna have to push the car. 695 01:05:21,251 --> 01:05:23,629 We're gonna have to push it. Will you help me push it? 696 01:05:24,421 --> 01:05:26,256 Come on, go out there and help. 697 01:05:33,472 --> 01:05:36,600 Come on, like this. Come on. 698 01:05:36,683 --> 01:05:37,684 Push. 699 01:05:38,644 --> 01:05:39,978 That's right, come on. 700 01:05:40,062 --> 01:05:41,480 Push harder. 701 01:05:43,106 --> 01:05:44,608 Good, good! 702 01:05:46,151 --> 01:05:47,611 Come on, Link, push! 703 01:05:51,406 --> 01:05:53,033 Keep it going, Link! 704 01:06:14,012 --> 01:06:15,973 Link, you have to push harder! 705 01:06:19,434 --> 01:06:20,644 Faster, Link! 706 01:06:32,364 --> 01:06:33,365 Yes! 707 01:06:47,671 --> 01:06:48,880 Damn! 708 01:06:55,679 --> 01:06:56,847 Link, that's enough! 709 01:06:58,432 --> 01:06:59,808 Link, you can stop! 710 01:07:02,769 --> 01:07:04,730 Link, you can stop pushing! 711 01:07:07,065 --> 01:07:08,567 Link, will you stop it? 712 01:07:09,234 --> 01:07:11,820 Link, I said stop pushing! 713 01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:57,199 Where's Dr. Phillip, Link? 714 01:09:10,522 --> 01:09:12,107 Imp? Open the door. 715 01:09:12,858 --> 01:09:14,109 Imp? 716 01:09:14,192 --> 01:09:16,820 Imp, come on, open this door! 717 01:09:18,947 --> 01:09:22,826 Imp, open this door now! Open the door! 718 01:10:00,322 --> 01:10:01,615 Imp, what's in here? 719 01:10:06,203 --> 01:10:07,996 Dr. Phillip's gun? 720 01:10:24,679 --> 01:10:28,225 Imp, no. That is not the way that civilized-- 721 01:10:29,476 --> 01:10:30,894 ...people behave. 722 01:10:36,149 --> 01:10:38,109 "The wolf slipped right into it. 723 01:10:38,193 --> 01:10:40,362 He gave a big howl that could be heard for miles 724 01:10:40,445 --> 01:10:42,280 and fled back up the chimney. 725 01:10:42,364 --> 01:10:44,115 The wolf was never heard from again 726 01:10:44,199 --> 01:10:47,744 because the third little pig had built a big, strong house. 727 01:10:47,827 --> 01:10:50,288 And they all lived happily ever after." 728 01:12:32,682 --> 01:12:33,683 Shh. 729 01:13:45,713 --> 01:13:46,714 Shh! 730 01:14:33,678 --> 01:14:35,054 Come on. Come on, Imp. 731 01:14:52,530 --> 01:14:53,531 Imp? 732 01:15:18,848 --> 01:15:19,849 Imp? 733 01:16:01,683 --> 01:16:04,394 I'm an ape man I'm an ape ape man 734 01:16:04,477 --> 01:16:06,104 Oh, I'm an ape man 735 01:16:07,564 --> 01:16:10,733 I'm a King Kong man I'm voodoo man 736 01:16:10,817 --> 01:16:12,235 Oh, I'm an ape man 737 01:16:14,028 --> 01:16:17,282 I look out the window But I can't see the sky 738 01:16:17,365 --> 01:16:20,285 The air pollution Is a-foggin' up my eyes 739 01:16:20,368 --> 01:16:23,454 I want to get out of this city alive 740 01:16:23,538 --> 01:16:25,582 And be like an ape man 741 01:16:26,833 --> 01:16:29,877 La-la, la-la, la-la-la 742 01:16:29,961 --> 01:16:31,838 La-la-la 743 01:16:31,921 --> 01:16:36,259 Come on and love me Be my ape-man girl 744 01:16:36,342 --> 01:16:37,594 Enough. 745 01:16:37,677 --> 01:16:39,012 Oh, what'd you do that for? 746 01:16:39,095 --> 01:16:40,346 It's driving me nuts. 747 01:16:40,430 --> 01:16:42,265 Oh, the man's getting very touchy. 748 01:16:42,348 --> 01:16:44,058 I mean, look at the place. Miles from anywhere. 749 01:16:44,142 --> 01:16:46,019 - Alone in the house with him. - Shut it. 750 01:16:46,102 --> 01:16:47,770 What did you have to bring him along for anyway? 751 01:16:47,854 --> 01:16:49,689 You haven't exactly been a bundle of laughs yourself. 752 01:16:49,772 --> 01:16:52,150 Yeah, you'll look a right wally if we catch them at it. 753 01:16:52,233 --> 01:16:54,694 Oh, it was a joke, it was a joke. She loves you. 754 01:16:54,777 --> 01:16:56,321 She's crazy about you. 755 01:17:01,159 --> 01:17:02,368 You see that? 756 01:17:02,452 --> 01:17:04,621 - What? - One of Phillip's monkeys. 757 01:17:04,704 --> 01:17:06,247 Follow it. Go on. 758 01:17:15,757 --> 01:17:18,468 - It's gone. - You're seeing things. 759 01:17:19,510 --> 01:17:21,596 Wow, quite a place. 760 01:17:22,430 --> 01:17:23,598 Looks like a nut house. 761 01:17:23,681 --> 01:17:25,808 Look at these bars, man. 762 01:17:25,892 --> 01:17:27,518 Maybe we've got the wrong house. 763 01:17:27,602 --> 01:17:29,812 See any other houses at the end of the quarry road? 764 01:17:41,658 --> 01:17:43,701 Christ almighty, look at this. 765 01:17:44,827 --> 01:17:46,704 Looks like something's blown it apart. 766 01:17:54,337 --> 01:17:57,548 - Where you going? - Dave? David. 767 01:17:57,632 --> 01:18:00,593 What are you doing? We don't even know if we've got the right house. 768 01:18:01,427 --> 01:18:02,428 Jane? 769 01:18:04,722 --> 01:18:05,890 More blood. 770 01:18:13,314 --> 01:18:14,315 God. 771 01:18:18,027 --> 01:18:19,028 Look at this. 772 01:18:21,781 --> 01:18:24,409 Listen, guys, I think we should get out of here, eh? 773 01:18:27,245 --> 01:18:29,288 - Dave? - Where are you goin'? 774 01:18:29,372 --> 01:18:31,958 Hey, there could've been a murder or something. What you doin'? 775 01:18:32,041 --> 01:18:34,001 - I want to take a look upstairs. - Dave. 776 01:18:34,085 --> 01:18:36,504 Let's get out of here. Let's call the police or something, man. 777 01:18:36,587 --> 01:18:38,172 I want to look for Jane. 778 01:18:39,173 --> 01:18:40,425 Take a look around. 779 01:18:41,843 --> 01:18:44,470 If it's all the same with you, I'll wait outside. 780 01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:55,768 Imp! 781 01:20:56,519 --> 01:20:57,937 Imp, come back! 782 01:20:58,521 --> 01:20:59,689 Imp! 783 01:21:10,741 --> 01:21:11,826 Imp! 784 01:21:51,282 --> 01:21:52,658 Imp! 785 01:22:21,145 --> 01:22:22,605 Imp! 786 01:23:22,289 --> 01:23:23,290 Fellas? 787 01:23:55,114 --> 01:23:56,115 Dennis? 788 01:24:00,119 --> 01:24:01,162 Tom? 789 01:24:09,211 --> 01:24:11,047 Hey, cut it out, fellas, all right? 790 01:27:10,226 --> 01:27:11,352 Link, is someone here? 791 01:27:13,103 --> 01:27:14,396 Let go of me! 792 01:27:15,648 --> 01:27:17,816 Link, will you let go of me! 793 01:27:17,900 --> 01:27:20,152 Link! You're hurting me! 794 01:27:20,236 --> 01:27:21,570 Will you stop it! 795 01:27:27,534 --> 01:27:28,869 David! 796 01:27:30,871 --> 01:27:32,122 David! 797 01:27:33,540 --> 01:27:34,917 Jane! 798 01:27:49,640 --> 01:27:51,058 David! 799 01:30:01,063 --> 01:30:02,439 Jane! 800 01:30:02,523 --> 01:30:03,732 David! 801 01:30:03,816 --> 01:30:05,484 Get out! Go! 802 01:30:20,416 --> 01:30:24,169 - You all right? - He killed Dennis. Probably Tom, too. 803 01:30:25,587 --> 01:30:27,172 I broke my leg. 804 01:30:46,275 --> 01:30:48,986 - What are we gonna do in here? - I don't think he can get in here. 805 01:30:49,570 --> 01:30:51,655 We have to do something about your leg, though. 806 01:31:04,042 --> 01:31:05,878 Sorry. I've got to get it straight. 807 01:31:07,379 --> 01:31:10,090 What's-- What's wrong with that thing up there? 808 01:31:10,174 --> 01:31:12,468 I don't know. The thing's been crazy. 809 01:31:12,551 --> 01:31:15,179 I mean, he was completely fine until I got here. 810 01:31:15,262 --> 01:31:16,763 I just don't think it's his fault. 811 01:31:17,890 --> 01:31:19,433 What do you mean? 812 01:31:19,516 --> 01:31:21,435 I mean, maybe he knew he was gonna be killed. 813 01:31:21,518 --> 01:31:22,728 I don't know. 814 01:31:24,480 --> 01:31:26,064 So, where's the doc? 815 01:31:26,565 --> 01:31:27,566 He's dead. 816 01:31:38,660 --> 01:31:39,703 Damn it! 817 01:31:42,706 --> 01:31:44,458 Come on, come on! 818 01:31:49,713 --> 01:31:50,881 Come on! 819 01:31:59,556 --> 01:32:01,016 Get out! Go! 820 01:32:06,063 --> 01:32:07,648 Get out of here! 821 01:32:09,274 --> 01:32:10,275 Come on! 822 01:32:26,833 --> 01:32:28,335 Get in there now! 823 01:32:33,131 --> 01:32:33,966 Jane. 824 01:32:43,600 --> 01:32:44,685 Damn it! 825 01:32:48,939 --> 01:32:50,941 Help me! Will you help! 826 01:33:02,578 --> 01:33:06,123 David! David, come on! 827 01:33:33,900 --> 01:33:34,985 Where does that go? 828 01:33:36,528 --> 01:33:39,656 It's no good. He'd only outrun us. 829 01:33:39,740 --> 01:33:41,533 He can outrun me, but you'd have a chance. 830 01:33:41,617 --> 01:33:44,036 No. No, we've got to outthink him. 831 01:33:45,454 --> 01:33:46,455 How? 832 01:34:25,827 --> 01:34:26,995 Link? 833 01:34:28,163 --> 01:34:29,665 Link, do you hear me? 834 01:34:30,999 --> 01:34:33,001 Link, that's naughty! That's bad! 835 01:34:33,627 --> 01:34:35,379 Matches are naughty! 836 01:34:35,462 --> 01:34:36,755 What are you doing? 837 01:34:37,714 --> 01:34:39,675 Bad, Link! Bad! 838 01:34:39,758 --> 01:34:41,134 Do you hear me, Link? 839 01:34:42,344 --> 01:34:45,097 Animals are afraid of fire! 840 01:34:45,722 --> 01:34:48,141 And monkeys don't smoke cigars! 841 01:34:48,225 --> 01:34:49,810 And they can't even cook! 842 01:34:50,435 --> 01:34:52,896 Only humans can smoke, Link! 843 01:34:52,979 --> 01:34:54,147 What are you talking about? 844 01:34:55,148 --> 01:34:58,026 Only civilized people know about fire, Link. 845 01:34:58,110 --> 01:35:01,279 And you're only an animal! You're a stupid animal! 846 01:35:01,363 --> 01:35:03,073 So you leave those matches alone! 847 01:35:14,167 --> 01:35:15,168 Come on. 848 01:35:16,086 --> 01:35:17,879 What are you trying to do, burn the place down? 849 01:35:17,963 --> 01:35:19,840 - It's gonna burn up, I hope. - Yeah? 850 01:35:23,677 --> 01:35:24,761 Get down. 851 01:37:33,598 --> 01:37:34,933 Come on! 852 01:37:39,354 --> 01:37:41,356 Where the hell's the wind coming from? 853 01:37:41,439 --> 01:37:43,525 It's being drawn up by the fire! 854 01:39:57,450 --> 01:40:00,203 We're almost there. You okay? 855 01:40:00,286 --> 01:40:01,705 Yeah, terrific. 856 01:40:07,252 --> 01:40:08,378 David, it's Imp! 857 01:40:09,796 --> 01:40:11,506 David, it's Imp! 858 01:40:15,510 --> 01:40:17,387 Come here, Imp. Come here. 859 01:40:18,346 --> 01:40:19,472 Come here. 860 01:40:20,223 --> 01:40:22,726 Yeah, yeah, it's okay. 861 01:40:22,809 --> 01:40:25,353 It's okay, I'm here. You're safe. 862 01:40:26,229 --> 01:40:28,273 - Come on, go back to David. - No, wait a minute. 863 01:40:28,356 --> 01:40:30,233 - Wait a minute. No way. - David, he's a baby. 864 01:40:30,316 --> 01:40:31,818 He wouldn't hurt anyone.