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Oh. This is a story about a guy named
Al, and he lived in a sewer with his

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master pal, but the sanitation workers
really didn't approve, so he packed up

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his accordion and headed to move to a
city in Ohio, where he lived in a tree,

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and he worked in a nasally congestion
factory, and he played on the company

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bowling team, and every single night he
had a strange recurring dream, where he

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was wearing leader holes and in a bath
of sour cream, but that's really not

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important in the story.

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Well, the very next year he met a devil
-like dentist with a special attitude on

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her arm, but he didn't even touch any
lobster, and after that he got himself a

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job on a tater tot farm, and he's... And
his wife said he's got a flesh level

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game 20 miles below the surface of the
earth.

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And he really makes a mighty fine jelly
bean and pickle salad for what it's

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worth. Then one day Al was in the forest
trying to get a tan when he heard the

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tortured screaming of a funny little
man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al

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set him free. And the guy that he
rescued was grateful as could be. And it

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out he's a big shot producer on TV. So
he gave his all a contract and what do

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you know? Now he's got his very own
weird ass.

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Today's lesson is, don't follow people
who can get you into trouble!

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Think for yourself.

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Oh, hey!

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How you doing?

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I'm just putting the finishing touches
on my brand new invention, x -ray spray.

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Check this out.

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Ah, let's see, there's my clavicle, and
there's my sternum, and...

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Hey, there's my car keys. I've been
looking for those.

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Anyway, the other day I was out playing
43 Man Squamish with some of my friends

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and I met this really cool guy named
Spike.

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Spike's got this super cool exclusive
club. And you know what?

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He said he might actually let me be a
member too.

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Wow.

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Oh, that's probably him now. He said he
was going to drop by with some of the

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other guys in the club.

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Hey, Spike.

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Hey, Al.

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How are you? All right.

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Nice cake.

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I bet you could throw a slamming party
in here.

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Thanks.

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Where are the rest of the guys?

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Oh, uh, you know, they wanted me to come
over first and check things out. You

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know, make sure you're cooling up.

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Of course.

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Oh, hey, if you want to see something
really cool, look at this.

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Ah, that's creepy.

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Oh, you know, it would be cool to spray
that thing on Christmas presents.

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Sure. Oh, and then we could spray it on
just about any combination lock to see

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how to open it.

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I suppose you could.

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Oh, hey, you haven't met Harvey yet.

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No, who's that?

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Only my best friend in the whole world.

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Huh? Isn't that a rat?

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No, he's a hamster.

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Hey, Harvey, you want to sing the Harvey
the Wonder Hamster theme song?

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Okay, here we go.

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Oh, Harvey, Harvey, Harvey the Wonder
Hamster. He doesn't bite and he doesn't

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squeal. He just runs around on his
hamster wheel. Harvey, Harvey, Harvey

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Wonder Hamster.

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Hey, Harvey!

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So what makes him a wonder hamster?

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Watch this.

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Ladies and gentlemen, please put your
hands together for the most fearless

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rodent in the world, Harvey the
Wonderhamter!

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All

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right,

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Harvey! That was pretty cool. Yeah,
let's do it again, but...

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This time, no parachute.

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And let's make the car burst into flames
right before it goes over the cliff.

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That'll rock.

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I think Harvey's tired right now. Why
don't we do something else?

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I don't know.

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You know, I'm starting to think maybe
you're not right for the club after all.

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I mean, look at you, Al.

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You're not even hip to the one pant leg
thing.

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Yes, I am.

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What is it?

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All the really cool guys in my club wear
their pants with one leg missing.

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Oh. All my other pants are like that.

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Really, I was just about to cut this one
off before you got here.

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Look.

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See?

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It's gone.

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I'm cool.

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Everything's cool.

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All right.

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Well, you know what the really cool guys
in my club do?

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No, what? Now, this is kind of a secret
club thing, but I'm going to tell you

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anyway.

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They dip their arms in hot, melted...

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Chocolate. Oh, hey, I've got a vat of
hot melted chocolate right here.

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Well, what are you waiting for?

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I am so full!

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Hey,

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man, I'm just going to run to the
kitchen and grab a quick bite, all

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Spike is so cool.

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I think he's starting to warm up to me.

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Uh -oh.

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Sounds like Spike needs a little help in
the kitchen.

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Dude, there's nothing to eat in here.

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Just how far will Al go to impress
Spike? This could be trouble.

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The Weird Al Show will be right back.

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I promise.

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My pal Spike here said he was a little
hungry, so I'm making him one of my

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favorite snacks.

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Hickory -flavored asphalt with anchovy
jello on whole wheat bread.

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Like I always say, if you got blacktop
and you got gelatin, you got good

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No, no, thanks. I'll pass.

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So, Al, what do you do for fun on this
show?

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Oh, lots of stuff.

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Sometimes my neighbor, the Hooded
Avenger, comes over on his hood cycle

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go... You mean that crime fighter guy?

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I know that guy.

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What a goober. But you don't actually
hang out with him, do you?

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Oh, no.

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Not really. I was just kidding. Good,
good. Because crime fighters are lame.

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Yeah, I think so, too.

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So come on, Al. Do something to
entertain me.

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Oh, okay.

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Oh, hey.

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I know something really fun we can do.
Yeah?

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Why don't we go into the next room and
watch TV?

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All right!

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Okay! Come on over here.

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You can fit a... Well, okay, they're
fine.

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Give me that.

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See, I usually...

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And that's why they called him Billy the
Chicken.

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What a great story.

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I was riveted.

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Hey, what do you say we all sing a
little song?

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What do you say we not?

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Oh, no.

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Did he just say what I thought he said?
I'm afraid so.

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Water is wet. Oh, water is wet.

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How much wetter could water get?

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Not any wetter at all, I bet. Oh, water
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Isn't this fun? No!

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You don't want to pay a lot for daycare
by pirates, but you expect the superior

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quality and experience that only pirates
can provide.

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That's why Pirate Daycare is the number
one daycare provider for children in the

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entire tri -state area.

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Our staff of highly trained, dedicated
daycare professionals is there to serve

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all your child's daycare needs.

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We also have a soft care program for
toddlers.

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Call now.

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Operators are standing by.

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Yes, water is wet.

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Wetter than an onion or a chia pet.

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It's the very wettest thing that I've
seen yet. Oh, water, water, water,

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water, water, water, water, water,
water, water, water.

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Right now it's time for a special
bungalow -style fashion report.

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Let's find out what's in this week.

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Crutches, day -glow tube tops, and fanny
packs, but only if worn on the head.

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What's out?

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Tearing off one pant leg. What was that
all about?

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I mean, can you believe that there are
actually some losers out there that

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dress this way? Please. That is so five
minutes ago.

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Anyway, next up...

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I'm bored. Let's do something else.

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I'm confused.

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Is it cool or not cool to wear pants
like this?

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Is it cool or not cool?

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Where's the phone?

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I've got to go call the rest of the guys
and tell them not to bother coming

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over. If you're this wimpy now, you're
certainly not going to get past the

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initiation. What initiation?

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You couldn't handle it. Oh, sure I
could.

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What do I have to do? All right. You
have to shave your right eyebrow.

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Really? Are you sure that's cool? Not
only is it cool, it's mandatory.

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Gotta do it or you won't get in the
club.

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Okay, well, I'm just gonna go get my
shaving cream.

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You guys watch this, and the next time
you see me, I'm gonna be unbelievably

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cool!

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Pizza?

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Pizza delivery leaving you cold.

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At Pizza Quick, we guarantee fast
delivery.

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Our secret?

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No box!

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Most pizza places waste valuable time
putting their pizza in a box.

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Pizza Palace?

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Six seconds.

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Antonio's takes eight!

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Your pizza just got cold.

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At Pizza Quick, your pie comes right out
of the oven and goes right out the

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door. No boxes. No putting it in boxes.

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No boxes!

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Oh, thanks.

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So next time you want pizza, Get it
quick.

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Peach equipped.

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Ready in zero sets.

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Maybe I could just shave my underarm
instead.

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It's cool, right?

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Oh, yeah, Al. That is moving.

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Moby? Moby means the absolute coolest.

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Oh.

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I am way Moby.

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That's why I'm in the club now, right?

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Well, no, there's something missing.

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There.

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That's much better. Kid, you got
potential.

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Oh, hey, maybe that's the other club
members now.

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Who's the brat?

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Oh, it's Bobby the Inquisitive Boy.

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Hey, yo, what happened to you?

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Oh, yeah, I look totally Moby, don't I?

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I don't know. Does Moby mean like a
dork?

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So, Bobby, what can I do for you? Spike
and I are kind of busy here. Dude, am I

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the only cool person you know?

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I just scraped up my knee. What can I do
to make it all better?

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Well, Bobby, accidents are just one of
the many mysteries of the universe.

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Uh -huh.

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Bill, can I get a Band -Aid or
something?

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Bobby, Bobby, Bobby.

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Prevention is the best medicine.

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Why don't I show you this short
educational film, and then maybe you'll

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twice before you decide to hurt yourself
again.

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Safety is everyone's business.

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We can all stay out of harm's way just
by following a few simple rules.

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When you're out in public, always check
to make sure no spies are following you.

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If you find a spider on your shirt,
roll, roll on the ground.

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Spiders are icky.

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And if you lose a pants leg, call home
right away so your friends won't beat

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up for looking like a dork.

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Don't let your parents drive backwards
in the rain. It's just not safe.

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If Dad needs to take a nap, tell him to
do it in a bed. That's what they're made

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for.

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And never, ever let your dog drive the
car.

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Well, there you go, Bobby.

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Hope that answers your question.

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But what if my knee gets infected?

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What if germs get in there?

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And where do germs come from anyway?

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Excuse me.

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If your creepy little friend wants to
prevent a big accident, perhaps you

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leave now.

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He'll be gone in a minute. Let me just
get him a Band -Aid for his knee.

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I guess you didn't quite understand me.

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Either Nerd Boy goes or I go.

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It's your choice, Al.

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But choose now.

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Okay, I'll get rid of him.

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My man.

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Hey, Bobby.

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Hey, guess what I heard.

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They're having a big party down at the
mall with the Mighty Morphin Ranger

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people and that Barney Dinosaur guy, and
they're giving away a free ice cream

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and horsey ride, so you better get
going.

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See ya.

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But I'd rather stay here with you.

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Listen, Bobby, the truth is I've got
some new friends coming over. You're

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not cool enough, okay?

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So grab your wheels and hit the road.

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I don't feel so good.

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Stop being such a baby.

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Come on.

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Let's go break.

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Okay.

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It's cool.

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Since when is it cool to blow off your
friends? I think that guy Spike is a bad

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influence.

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Hold your horses.

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We'll be right back.

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Hey, it's time for more of the Weird Al
Show.

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Welcome back.

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I know the place looks kind of messy
right now, but I'm right in the middle

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working on a plan. Yeah, what are these?

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Oh, that's a new invention I'm working
on. Super buoyant edible ping pong

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Really? Edible? Yeah, but don't put that
in your... Spicy!

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Yeah, that's the jalapeno flavored one.
I tried to warn you.

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Anyway, I can tell by the old clock on
the wall that once again it's time

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That's right. Well, let's see what we
got in the old mail bag this week.

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Okay. Let's see what we got here.

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Oh.

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Oh, this is interesting.

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Must be some kind of semi -precious
stone, maybe even a moon rock. Let's

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Dear Al, I found this in my nose.

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Okay,

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that was...

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Something. I'll try another one.

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Dear Al, do you have any brothers or
sisters who aren't just cheap camera

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tricks? Find curious.

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Well, I do have my brother Alex, the
eight -inch tall savage warrior.

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I love him very much, but alas, he's
nothing but a cheap camera trick.

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It makes my mom really sad.

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Let's move on.

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Hey, hey, stop reading letters.

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That's lame, all right? Nobody in the
club would ever do that.

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Let's rip them up.

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Come on, Al, rip them up.

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Oh, hey, I bet that's the other guy from
the club.

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Oh, hey, Spike.

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Hey, Seymour, Seymour.

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Al, that's Seymour, Seymour, Al.

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He's in the club. Oh, hey.

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What's that goop on you?

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Chocolate. You know, the secret club
thing.

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What is he talking about? And what
happened to your eyebrow?

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Oh, I shaved it off for the club
initiation.

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What initiation?

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You know, the club initiation.

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There's no initiation.

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We don't even have any other guys in the
club yet.

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What are you saying?

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Wait a second.

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Did you just make all this stuff up?

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Well, yeah, making stuff up is cool.

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You mean to tell me I ripped up my
favorite pair of pants, plunged myself

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vat of chocolate, shaved off my eyebrow,
blew off one of my friends, put on

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bunny ears and let you destroy my home
all so you would think I was cool, and

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you were just making it up?

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Yeah.

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I am such a fool!

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I knew this guy wasn't one of us.

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Let's get out of here.

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Where did you meet this loser?

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Stupid!

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Stupid, stupid, stupid.

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Harvey. Hey, pal.

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Spike's gone. You can come out now.

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Oh, that better not be Spike.

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Oh, hey, guys. Am I glad to see you.

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Cramming at least, Bobby. You were
right. He is covered with a tasty

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coating. So, did you join his club?

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Nah, he was a creep.

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Duh.

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Al.

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I'm glad you figured that out yourself.

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Some people never learn how to think for
themselves.

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They just do whatever people tell them
is cool.

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No matter how ridiculous that may be.

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Oh,

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look, more visitors.

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Hey, it's my good friend, Barenaked
Lady.

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Come on in, guy. Hey, Al, we were just
on our way to the Medieval Festival. We

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saw some guy trying to rip off the
Hooded Avenger's bike.

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What? My hood cycle?

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Relax, man. We scared him off. Yeah, but
the guy was trying to spray the lock

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with this thing.

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My x -ray spray?

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Spike! I can't believe it. What a worm.

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Forget about it, Al.

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Someday the sledgehammer of justice will
fall upon his big toe.

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Hey, if you guys don't mind being a
little late to the medieval festival, it

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would be great if you could do a song
for us. We'd be happy to as soon as we

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out of these outfits.

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Oh, cool.

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That's great.

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We'll be right back.

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Wow! Following Spike may have cost him a
pants leg and an eyebrow, but Al

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finally learned to think for himself.

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The Weird Al show will be back in a
flash.

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And now, back to the show!

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Hey, look!

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It's Barenaked Ladies!

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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But this is how it's supposed to be God,
and you just find that you don't know

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any more than me

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Maybe something you read.

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That's making me think that I should
never have come here. I can offer you

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I can tell you goodbye.

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I can tell you I'm sorry.

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But I can't tell the truth, dear. And
what if I could? But it ain't too bad,

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ain't it good?

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You'll go there again.

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You'll see the chance of some juice.

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Shoebox.

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Shoebox.

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Shoebox.

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Shoebox. Shoebox.