1 00:00:30,448 --> 00:00:33,034 The shipping forecast for today and tonight. 2 00:00:33,117 --> 00:00:34,952 Iceland, Bailey, Faeroes: 3 00:00:35,036 --> 00:00:40,166 Fresh or strong southwest winds, with gales in North Iceland, at first. 4 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:43,669 Occasional showers with snow in the north. 5 00:00:43,753 --> 00:00:45,796 Visibility otherwise good. 6 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:47,923 Fair Isle, Cromarty, Forties... 7 00:00:48,007 --> 00:00:52,303 South-southwest gales spreading from the west with rain 8 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,764 and moderate or poor visibility. 9 00:00:57,349 --> 00:01:00,436 Shannon, Irish Sea, Fastnet, Lundy, Sole... 10 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:04,440 - Fresh or strong... - It's seven o'clock, you three. 11 00:01:04,523 --> 00:01:06,358 Occasional rain or drizzle, 12 00:01:06,442 --> 00:01:10,196 visibility becoming moderate or poor with some fog banks. 13 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:16,410 Plymouth, Portland, Wight, Dover, Thames, Humber, Heligoland, East Dogger... 14 00:01:16,494 --> 00:01:20,664 - Light or moderate... - Eileen? Tony? Maisie? 15 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:23,042 You'd better get your skates on. 16 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:26,712 ...apart from coastal fog or mist patches morning and night... 17 00:01:33,052 --> 00:01:36,555 - Morning, Mam. - Tony, are those two sisters of yours up yet? 18 00:01:36,639 --> 00:01:38,474 Yeah, they're just coming down. 19 00:01:41,060 --> 00:01:44,146 - Oh, hiya Mam. - Morning, Maisie. 20 00:01:44,939 --> 00:01:48,025 - Morning, Mam. - Morning, honey. 21 00:01:49,110 --> 00:01:51,987 - Nervous love? - A bit. 22 00:01:52,071 --> 00:01:54,448 Have a cuppa and a ciggie 23 00:01:55,991 --> 00:02:03,040 I get the blues when it's raining 24 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:10,047 The blues I can't lose when it rains 25 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:14,343 Now each little raindrop 26 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:17,930 Falls on my window pane 27 00:02:18,848 --> 00:02:22,685 Reminds me of the tears I shed 28 00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:26,647 The tears were all in vain 29 00:02:27,231 --> 00:02:34,280 So I sit and wait for the sun to shine 30 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:40,494 To shine all my blues away 31 00:02:41,579 --> 00:02:45,040 It rained when I met you 32 00:02:45,124 --> 00:02:48,961 And it rained when I lost you 33 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:57,303 So I get the blues when it rains 34 00:03:02,725 --> 00:03:06,103 There's a man 35 00:03:06,187 --> 00:03:09,481 Going round 36 00:03:09,565 --> 00:03:14,778 Taking names 37 00:03:15,905 --> 00:03:18,365 There's a man 38 00:03:18,449 --> 00:03:21,243 Going round 39 00:03:21,327 --> 00:03:26,540 Taking names 40 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:33,464 He has taken my father's name 41 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:40,971 And he's left my heart in pain 42 00:03:42,056 --> 00:03:44,600 There's a man 43 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:47,353 Going round 44 00:03:47,436 --> 00:03:52,858 Taking names 45 00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:56,070 Oh-oh 46 00:03:56,153 --> 00:04:04,153 Death is that man taking names 47 00:04:06,622 --> 00:04:08,123 Oh-oh 48 00:04:08,207 --> 00:04:16,207 Death is that man taking names 49 00:04:17,258 --> 00:04:23,847 He has taken my brother's name 50 00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:32,473 And he's left my heart in pain 51 00:04:33,649 --> 00:04:38,946 There's a man going round 52 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:47,029 Taking names 53 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:51,542 There's a man 54 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:59,625 Going round 55 00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:09,135 Taking names 56 00:05:13,397 --> 00:05:15,441 I wish me dad was here. 57 00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:19,695 I don't. 58 00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:23,365 He was a bastard and I bleedin' hated 'im. 59 00:05:25,284 --> 00:05:29,413 - Can I have the money to go to the dance? - You get that cellar done. Never mind dances. 60 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:32,374 But Dad, there's rats down there. I'm terrified of rats. 61 00:05:32,458 --> 00:05:34,543 No cellar, no dance. 62 00:05:46,138 --> 00:05:48,182 Can I go to the dance, Dad? 63 00:06:00,486 --> 00:06:01,487 Thanks. 64 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:03,614 You're just like your Auntie May! 65 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,367 - Aaah! - And she was no bleedin' good! 66 00:06:18,337 --> 00:06:20,381 I don't half wish me dad was here. 67 00:06:30,349 --> 00:06:32,226 Come out and fight me, you bastard! 68 00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:34,103 Come out and fight! 69 00:06:34,186 --> 00:06:36,230 Come out and fight me, you bastard! 70 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:37,606 You bastard! 71 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:39,441 Come out and fight! 72 00:06:46,407 --> 00:06:48,450 Will you have a drink with me, Dad? 73 00:06:50,202 --> 00:06:51,203 No. 74 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,753 Have a drink with him, Tommy. 75 00:06:59,878 --> 00:07:01,213 Please. 76 00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:02,714 I said... 77 00:07:02,798 --> 00:07:04,341 no. 78 00:07:24,153 --> 00:07:25,446 Tuppence, 79 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:27,156 that's all I've got. 80 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:31,743 But I wouldn't give you daylight 81 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:55,392 Come on, you little bastard! 82 00:07:57,436 --> 00:08:00,147 - Come on! Get in that van. - Get in that van! 83 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:09,990 Are you ready, Ei? 84 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:16,497 Here goes. 85 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,596 Ah, he was all right your dad 86 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:18,183 You were the only one who could get round 'im. 87 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:20,269 What'll you give us for them, Mr. D? 88 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:24,189 Micky, they're your dad's working boots. 89 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:26,191 I know, but we've just got to have five bob. 90 00:09:26,275 --> 00:09:29,194 - What for? - Oh, Dad, we've just got to go to the dance. 91 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:31,196 I don't know. 92 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,240 You two are bleedin' dance mad. 93 00:09:33,365 --> 00:09:35,075 Oh, go on, Mr. D. 94 00:09:36,118 --> 00:09:37,744 Just five bob. 95 00:09:37,828 --> 00:09:39,663 Don't be snidey. 96 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:41,582 All right. 97 00:09:41,665 --> 00:09:43,125 I'll lend you the money. 98 00:09:44,293 --> 00:09:46,336 But take the boots back home. OK? 99 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:48,130 Oh, thanks, Mr. D, you're a pal. 100 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:49,339 Thanks, Dad. 101 00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:51,592 And be back here by 11. 102 00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:55,929 Bleedin' dance mad. 103 00:09:58,140 --> 00:10:00,142 How are we fixed for a few ciggies, Mr. D? 104 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:01,852 Out! 105 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:10,027 Eileen! It's nearly 11 o'clock 106 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,738 - OK, Dad. - Just one last ciggie, Mr. D. 107 00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:14,823 I'll be in in a minute, Dad. 108 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:16,617 You'll get me hung, you will. 109 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:26,710 Isn't it terrible the way we've got to be in by 11 o'clock. 110 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:29,254 I know. It's worse than Alcatraz, isn't it? 111 00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:43,268 Eileen! I won't tell you twice. 112 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:48,148 Just a few more minutes, Mr. D, and she'll be in, honest. 113 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:50,817 Make sure it is only a few more minutes an' all. 114 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,365 I'm sure I'm getting a brain tumour. 115 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:59,117 Oh, Micky, behave, you're healthier than I am. 116 00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:01,995 No, honest, kid. Me head's been banging for days. 117 00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:04,706 - Eileen! What bleedin' time do you call this? - Blimey. 118 00:11:04,790 --> 00:11:06,416 I'm coming, Dad, I'm coming. 119 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,043 See you, kid. 120 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,341 Look what he's bought me. 121 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,178 It's Chanel No. 5. 122 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,263 I know. 123 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:22,641 Oh. 124 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,768 Isn't that dead romantic? 125 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:33,193 Before you are joined in matrimony, 126 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:35,445 I have to remind both of you 127 00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:39,074 of the solemn and binding character of the vows you are about to make. 128 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:42,285 This marriage is the union of one man with one woman 129 00:11:42,411 --> 00:11:47,040 freely entered into, for life, to the exclusion of all others. 130 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:51,878 Ah! 131 00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:55,632 In you come, Maisie. 132 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:06,476 Smile. 133 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:10,981 Oh, oh! 134 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,899 Oh, what a gal 135 00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:15,235 There's none so classy 136 00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:17,696 As my fair lassie 137 00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:19,531 Oh, oh 138 00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:21,867 Oh, holy Moses, what a chassis 139 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,994 She went riding 140 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,912 She didn't fall 141 00:12:25,996 --> 00:12:27,914 From the country 142 00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:30,041 I was the one who had to walk 143 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:34,254 If you knew Susie like I know Susie 144 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:38,467 Oh, oh what a gal! 145 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:42,053 My Yiddisher momma... 146 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:44,181 I, eh! No. Order now. 147 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:48,101 - ...I miss her more than ever now... - Order... Go on, Maisie. Go on. 148 00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:52,898 My Yiddisher momma 149 00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:57,694 I long to kiss her wrinkled brow 150 00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:02,282 I long to hold her hand 151 00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:07,078 As I did in days gone by 152 00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:11,166 And say I'm sorry 153 00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:15,837 For everything that made you cry 154 00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:19,591 How few were her pleasures 155 00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:22,844 She never cared... 156 00:13:22,928 --> 00:13:24,971 I want me dad. 157 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,816 I want me dad! 158 00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:54,376 In the bleak midwinter 159 00:13:54,459 --> 00:14:01,716 Frosty wind made moan 160 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:09,349 Earth stood hard as iron 161 00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:16,731 Water like a stone 162 00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:25,407 Snow had fallen, snow on snow 163 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:33,665 Snow on snow 164 00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:42,382 In the bleak midwinter 165 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:50,557 Long 166 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:56,897 Ago 167 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:08,033 Our God, heaven cannot hold Him 168 00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:15,373 Nor earth sustain 169 00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:23,006 Heaven and earth shall flee away 170 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:30,388 When He comes to reign 171 00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:39,105 In the bleak midwinter 172 00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:46,446 A stable place sufficed 173 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:54,529 The Lord God Almighty 174 00:15:56,665 --> 00:16:02,671 Jesus Christ... 175 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:04,923 Say good night to your dad, kids. 176 00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:07,175 Good night, Dad. 177 00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:09,844 Good night, kids. 178 00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:21,773 What can I give Him 179 00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:29,406 Woeful as I am? 180 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:38,748 If I were a shepherd 181 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:46,832 I would bring a lamb 182 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:54,139 If I were a wise man 183 00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:56,266 God bless, kids. 184 00:16:56,349 --> 00:17:02,397 I would do my part 185 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:10,480 Yet what can I give Him? 186 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,828 Give 187 00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:23,501 My heart 188 00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:32,169 Give 189 00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:41,595 My heart 190 00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,119 Nellie! 191 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,749 Clean it up! 192 00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:32,070 Play Limelight, Scouse. 193 00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:11,276 That's it, Scouse. Give us a tune. 194 00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:23,913 - It was Schmeling, Scouse. - You're wrong. Schmeling never won the title. 195 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:26,040 The heavyweight champions were... 196 00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:28,501 Jack Sharkey, Primo Carnera, 197 00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,003 Braddock, 198 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:31,504 Baer... 199 00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:33,631 No, I tell a lie, Baer then Braddock. 200 00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:36,968 And then Joe Louis, who held that title till... 201 00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:38,970 1948 from 1937. 202 00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:40,471 Come on, Scouse. 203 00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:42,599 It takes a worried man 204 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,226 To sing a worried song 205 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:47,228 It takes a worried man 206 00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:49,147 To sing a worried song 207 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:52,525 It takes a worried man to sing a worried song 208 00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:56,654 I'm worried now, but I won't be worried long 209 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,705 Thanks for coming home, son. 210 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,544 I got compassionate leave, Mam. 211 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,850 Was... 212 00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:29,395 ...wrong... 213 00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:31,898 ...lad. 214 00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,327 OK, Dad. 215 00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:49,249 OK. 216 00:20:55,421 --> 00:21:00,843 So wherever she may be 217 00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:05,974 Go bring her back to me 218 00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:08,434 Roll along 219 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:11,312 Roll along 220 00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:16,192 Kentucky 221 00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:18,528 Moon 222 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,029 More band! 223 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:21,948 Whoopie! 224 00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:24,284 I like pickled onions 225 00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:26,703 I like pickled cabbage 226 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:31,165 Piccalilli is all right with a bit of cold meat on a Sunday night 227 00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:33,626 I like Tommy-a-toes 228 00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:35,086 But the best thing... 229 00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:38,381 - Your gran's in fine fettle. - Just come back from the Isle of Man. 230 00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:42,093 She should have stayed there. She's just like me dad and I bleedin' hate her. 231 00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:45,763 - Whoopie! - More bleeding punch! 232 00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:56,607 Don't fall, Mam. 233 00:21:56,691 --> 00:21:58,318 Please don't fall. 234 00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:09,370 Why did you marry him, Mam? 235 00:22:12,206 --> 00:22:13,833 He was nice. 236 00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:17,462 He was a good dancer 237 00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:31,934 I hear those trumpets blow again 238 00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:38,274 All aglow again 239 00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:46,240 Taking a chance on love 240 00:22:47,116 --> 00:22:52,955 Here I slide again 241 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:59,962 About to take that ride again 242 00:23:00,755 --> 00:23:06,052 Starry-eyed again... 243 00:23:06,177 --> 00:23:08,763 - No! Never be like that! - No! Tommy, no! 244 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:10,765 Tommy, no! Please, Tommy! 245 00:23:10,848 --> 00:23:12,475 Oh, Tommy, no! 246 00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:14,394 Shut up. Shut up! 247 00:23:14,477 --> 00:23:16,521 - Aaah! - Shut up, shut up! 248 00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:19,315 Shut up! 249 00:23:20,358 --> 00:23:26,447 I never would try 250 00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:32,870 But now I'm taking the game up 251 00:23:34,539 --> 00:23:40,795 And the ace of hearts is high 252 00:23:41,838 --> 00:23:47,135 Things are mending now 253 00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:54,725 I see a rainbow blending now 254 00:23:55,268 --> 00:24:01,482 We'll have a happy ending now 255 00:24:01,566 --> 00:24:07,572 Taking a chance on love 256 00:24:30,511 --> 00:24:32,555 If anything happens to my mum... 257 00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:36,225 ...I'll bleedin' kill you. 258 00:24:39,562 --> 00:24:42,482 Go on, Masy, give us Barefoot Days. 259 00:24:42,607 --> 00:24:45,234 Barefoot days 260 00:24:45,318 --> 00:24:48,821 When we were just a couple of kids 261 00:24:50,323 --> 00:24:52,992 Barefoot days 262 00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:55,995 And all the things we did 263 00:24:56,871 --> 00:24:59,415 We'd go down to a shady nook 264 00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:02,752 Use a bent pin for a hook 265 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:07,298 And we'd fish all day, we'd fish all night 266 00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:10,843 But the goddamn fish refused to bite 267 00:25:10,927 --> 00:25:13,721 And then we'd slide 268 00:25:13,804 --> 00:25:17,725 Down someone's backyard door 269 00:25:18,518 --> 00:25:20,770 Slide and slide 270 00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:25,149 Till our pants was tore 271 00:25:25,233 --> 00:25:27,276 Then we'd have to go home 272 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:28,945 We'd have to go to bed 273 00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:32,573 While our mother got busy with the needle and thread 274 00:25:32,657 --> 00:25:34,158 Oh, boy 275 00:25:34,242 --> 00:25:40,081 What joy we had in barefoot days 276 00:25:51,509 --> 00:25:53,553 Make sure there's room in there. 277 00:26:17,285 --> 00:26:19,996 Tommy, where are the kids? Where are the kids? 278 00:26:45,730 --> 00:26:47,773 Come in. Come in. 279 00:26:50,318 --> 00:26:52,612 Where the bleedin' hell have you been? 280 00:26:57,825 --> 00:27:00,369 - They're getting closer! - They're gonna bomb us! 281 00:27:04,081 --> 00:27:05,833 Sing, Eileen. 282 00:27:05,916 --> 00:27:07,168 Sing. 283 00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:11,172 Roll out the barrel 284 00:27:12,214 --> 00:27:15,217 We'll have a barrel of fun... 285 00:27:16,844 --> 00:27:20,056 Roll out the barrel 286 00:27:20,181 --> 00:27:23,351 We've got the blues on the run 287 00:27:24,727 --> 00:27:28,064 Zing boom tararrel 288 00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:32,068 We'll have a song of good cheer 289 00:27:33,736 --> 00:27:36,489 Now's the time to roll the barrel 290 00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:41,077 Cos the gang's all here 291 00:27:56,634 --> 00:27:58,260 How are you, Ei? 292 00:27:59,762 --> 00:28:01,222 OK, Mam. 293 00:28:17,488 --> 00:28:19,532 What's scarlet fever, Mam? 294 00:28:21,117 --> 00:28:23,160 It's scarlatina, love. 295 00:28:24,787 --> 00:28:26,330 Scarlatina. 296 00:28:33,713 --> 00:28:35,756 Where's our Tony, Mam? 297 00:28:58,154 --> 00:29:00,197 Why can't I come in, Dad? 298 00:29:01,490 --> 00:29:03,534 There's no place for you here. 299 00:29:05,453 --> 00:29:06,912 Frig off! 300 00:29:41,155 --> 00:29:44,158 - Can I stay here, Gran? - You can have the sofa. 301 00:29:45,743 --> 00:29:51,123 If I should die before I wake pray the Lord my soul to take 302 00:29:51,207 --> 00:29:55,669 God bless Mother, God bless Father, and keep them safe 303 00:30:05,930 --> 00:30:08,390 If you look into a mirror after midnight... 304 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:13,187 ...you'll see the devil. 305 00:30:15,606 --> 00:30:20,152 Oh, when Irish eyes are smiling 306 00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:26,575 All the world is bright and gay 307 00:30:28,035 --> 00:30:31,205 In the lilt of Irish laughter 308 00:30:32,706 --> 00:30:35,459 When Irish hearts are happy 309 00:30:37,294 --> 00:30:41,215 When Irish hearts are happy 310 00:30:43,008 --> 00:30:46,929 All the world is bright and gay 311 00:30:48,681 --> 00:30:50,349 In the lilt 312 00:30:50,432 --> 00:30:52,476 Of Irish laughter 313 00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:02,862 When Irish hearts are happy 314 00:31:10,536 --> 00:31:13,205 R-A-G-M-O-P-P-P. Ragmop! 315 00:31:13,330 --> 00:31:16,417 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Ragmop! 316 00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:22,673 God! 317 00:31:22,756 --> 00:31:24,300 Isn't it hot? 318 00:31:25,342 --> 00:31:27,386 I'm sweating past meself. 319 00:31:27,469 --> 00:31:29,513 Oh, here's Red. 320 00:31:29,597 --> 00:31:31,974 Oh, God, that's all I need. 321 00:31:32,057 --> 00:31:34,435 Aw, he's harmless. 322 00:31:40,316 --> 00:31:42,067 Hiya, Mick. 323 00:31:42,192 --> 00:31:43,903 Die! 324 00:31:45,905 --> 00:31:47,948 Oh, what you're throwing away. 325 00:31:48,032 --> 00:31:50,701 God help him, the poor gobshite. 326 00:31:54,455 --> 00:31:56,498 Do you remember Formby? 327 00:31:56,582 --> 00:31:58,167 And that tent? 328 00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:00,127 Oh, cor blimey. 329 00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:03,297 - I never! - You did. 330 00:32:03,380 --> 00:32:04,757 I never. 331 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,009 - You did. - I never. 332 00:32:07,134 --> 00:32:08,677 You did fart! 333 00:32:12,473 --> 00:32:13,474 Uh... 334 00:32:15,851 --> 00:32:17,394 I never. 335 00:32:17,519 --> 00:32:21,106 - I thought you'd killed her, you know, Micky. - I know. So did I. 336 00:32:22,316 --> 00:32:26,153 When I think about it, I was a real cow with that mallet, wasn't I? 337 00:32:26,236 --> 00:32:28,280 - Do you ever see Jingles? - No. 338 00:32:28,364 --> 00:32:30,407 Not since she married Les. 339 00:32:31,575 --> 00:32:33,786 It's wonderful! 340 00:32:34,912 --> 00:32:36,872 It's marvellous! 341 00:32:36,956 --> 00:32:38,582 Jingles, you came! 342 00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:44,922 They tried to sell us egg foo yung! 343 00:32:45,005 --> 00:32:47,049 - So, how are you, kid? - Smashing. 344 00:32:47,132 --> 00:32:49,176 - Are you still married? - Oh, God, yeah. 345 00:32:49,259 --> 00:32:51,303 Two kids and a radiogram to support. 346 00:32:51,387 --> 00:32:55,766 - You haven't altered, Ei. Still not a pick on you. - Still eight stone soaking wet. 347 00:32:55,849 --> 00:32:57,643 - How do you do it? - Witchcraft! 348 00:32:57,726 --> 00:33:01,480 - You're hooking with Mick. - Oh Jingles, I'm in a worse state than Russia. 349 00:33:03,065 --> 00:33:06,485 Do you know who I saw in The Swan last week? Jackie McGorrie. 350 00:33:06,568 --> 00:33:08,404 Remember when... 351 00:33:11,031 --> 00:33:13,993 Cos I love you that's why 352 00:33:14,076 --> 00:33:16,120 Whoa, it's Saturday 353 00:33:16,203 --> 00:33:18,914 That's why. Yeah, it's Saturday 354 00:33:18,998 --> 00:33:22,084 Cos I love you that's why 355 00:33:22,167 --> 00:33:24,003 Oh, kiss me, you fool 356 00:33:24,086 --> 00:33:25,921 That's why 357 00:33:27,715 --> 00:33:29,216 That's him. 358 00:33:29,299 --> 00:33:31,343 Bet he's come in a taxi. 359 00:33:31,427 --> 00:33:33,470 Well, you know these seamen. 360 00:33:33,554 --> 00:33:35,180 Money's no object. 361 00:33:54,158 --> 00:33:56,201 I've signed meself out of hospital. 362 00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:01,206 I've walked home. 363 00:34:16,346 --> 00:34:17,890 He's gone. 364 00:34:19,808 --> 00:34:21,435 My Tommy's gone. 365 00:35:01,934 --> 00:35:03,977 Won't you say ta-ra, Dad? 366 00:35:16,406 --> 00:35:18,450 I'm only going for the season. 367 00:35:34,049 --> 00:35:35,676 Do you know what? 368 00:35:37,052 --> 00:35:40,305 If I ever get a gun, I'll blow your bleedin' brains out. 369 00:35:45,269 --> 00:35:46,812 Ta-ra, Mam! 370 00:35:46,937 --> 00:35:48,147 Bye, love! 371 00:35:48,230 --> 00:35:50,357 Don't forget to write, now, will you? 372 00:35:57,406 --> 00:35:59,032 Have a ciggie, kid. 373 00:36:08,458 --> 00:36:11,712 I put a nickel in the telephone 374 00:36:11,837 --> 00:36:13,797 To dial my baby's number 375 00:36:13,881 --> 00:36:17,384 Got a brr-brr-brr-brr busy line 376 00:36:17,467 --> 00:36:19,845 Pwllheli, here we come! 377 00:37:06,225 --> 00:37:07,684 Yes, please. 378 00:37:12,522 --> 00:37:14,566 What would you like to order, sir? 379 00:37:19,154 --> 00:37:21,198 Please come home, Ei. 380 00:37:21,281 --> 00:37:22,908 Your dad's really ill. 381 00:37:24,993 --> 00:37:26,328 One? 382 00:37:26,411 --> 00:37:27,412 OK. 383 00:38:15,252 --> 00:38:17,921 East is east and west is west 384 00:38:18,005 --> 00:38:20,716 And the wrong one I have chose 385 00:38:20,841 --> 00:38:23,719 Let's go where they keep on wearin' 386 00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:26,680 Those rings and things and buttons and bows 387 00:38:26,763 --> 00:38:30,684 Flowers and frills and buttons and bows 388 00:38:30,767 --> 00:38:33,854 Don't bury me in this prairie 389 00:38:33,937 --> 00:38:36,732 Take me where the ce-ment grows 390 00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:39,192 Let's get down to some big town 391 00:38:39,276 --> 00:38:41,737 Where they judge a gal by the cut of her clothes 392 00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:45,949 And you'll stand out in buttons and bows 393 00:38:46,033 --> 00:38:49,244 I love you in buck skin 394 00:38:49,328 --> 00:38:51,872 Or the skirts that you've homespun 395 00:38:51,955 --> 00:38:54,207 But I'll love you longer, stronger 396 00:38:54,291 --> 00:38:57,169 Where your friends don't tote a gun 397 00:38:57,252 --> 00:38:59,921 My bones denounce the buckboard bounce 398 00:39:00,005 --> 00:39:02,341 And the cactus hurts my toes 399 00:39:02,424 --> 00:39:05,177 Let's vamoose where gals keep usin' 400 00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:07,804 Those silks and satins and linen that shows 401 00:39:07,888 --> 00:39:12,017 And you're all mine in buttons and bows 402 00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:14,686 Gimme Eastern trimmin' where women are women 403 00:39:14,770 --> 00:39:17,230 In high-silk hose and peek-a-boo clothes 404 00:39:17,314 --> 00:39:19,566 And French perfume that rocks the room 405 00:39:19,649 --> 00:39:21,693 And you're all mine 406 00:39:21,777 --> 00:39:25,030 Bows! 407 00:39:42,756 --> 00:39:44,216 Well, Ei... 408 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,763 You're well and truly married now. 409 00:39:52,349 --> 00:39:53,350 Yes. 410 00:39:56,186 --> 00:39:58,397 But I don't feel any different, Maisie. 411 00:40:01,525 --> 00:40:03,568 I don't feel any different. 412 00:40:05,946 --> 00:40:07,697 Don't be worrying. 413 00:40:07,781 --> 00:40:09,408 You'll be all right. 414 00:40:22,671 --> 00:40:24,714 They soon grow up. 415 00:40:25,799 --> 00:40:27,843 Maisie is engaged to George Roughley 416 00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:31,680 and I don't think it'll be long before our Tony marries Rosie Forsyth. 417 00:40:47,904 --> 00:40:50,532 I'll leave the place till morning. 418 00:40:58,331 --> 00:41:01,168 Ah ah 419 00:41:29,362 --> 00:41:33,909 Aah aah aah aah aah-aah 420 00:41:48,465 --> 00:41:51,176 Aah aah-aah 421 00:41:58,391 --> 00:42:00,435 I love the light nights. 422 00:42:01,853 --> 00:42:05,440 But they're starting to draw in now, aren't they Mam? 423 00:42:07,317 --> 00:42:08,318 Yeah... 424 00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:11,780 Nellie? 425 00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:15,867 Nellie! 426 00:42:21,831 --> 00:42:22,832 Nell! 427 00:42:27,128 --> 00:42:31,466 - Sorry about the mess, Mam. - Go on, you're all right. I'll see to it. 428 00:42:31,550 --> 00:42:34,219 - Ah thanks, Mam. - See you Mrs. D. Ta-ra. 429 00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:37,514 Enjoy yourselves! 430 00:42:43,937 --> 00:42:48,149 You're married now! I'm your husband! Your duty's to me! Frig everyone else! 431 00:42:49,192 --> 00:42:52,612 Monica, jingles! That's all ancient history now. 432 00:43:04,207 --> 00:43:06,251 Come on. Up the dancers. 433 00:43:15,844 --> 00:43:19,097 - How much do you love me? - A pound of sugar! 434 00:43:21,391 --> 00:43:26,271 Hush a bowee, hush a bow 435 00:43:27,105 --> 00:43:31,735 Hush-a-bowee hush-a-bow 436 00:43:32,569 --> 00:43:37,198 Hush-a-bowee hush-a-bow 437 00:43:38,033 --> 00:43:42,662 Hush-a-bowee hush-a-bow 438 00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:49,127 Good night Masy. 439 00:43:49,210 --> 00:43:50,837 Good night, son. 440 00:43:57,636 --> 00:43:59,679 The Sandman is coming. 441 00:44:08,521 --> 00:44:10,565 How much do you love me? 442 00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:31,419 Of one that is so fair and bright 443 00:44:31,503 --> 00:44:38,385 Velut maris stella 444 00:44:39,219 --> 00:44:46,476 Brighter than the day is light 445 00:44:46,559 --> 00:44:53,024 Parens et puella 446 00:44:53,108 --> 00:44:56,820 I cry to thee 447 00:44:56,903 --> 00:45:01,032 Thou see to me 448 00:45:01,825 --> 00:45:03,451 Lady 449 00:45:03,535 --> 00:45:09,999 Pray thy Son for me 450 00:45:10,083 --> 00:45:14,212 Tam pia 451 00:45:15,672 --> 00:45:18,758 That I may come to thee 452 00:45:18,842 --> 00:45:22,554 Aaah-aah-aah! 453 00:45:22,637 --> 00:45:24,889 Maria... 454 00:45:24,973 --> 00:45:28,977 - What do you ask of the Church of God? - Faith. 455 00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:31,104 And what does faith hold out to you? 456 00:45:31,187 --> 00:45:32,814 Life everlasting. 457 00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:36,192 - Do you renounce Satan? - I do renounce him. 458 00:45:36,276 --> 00:45:39,362 - And all his works? - I do renounce them. 459 00:45:39,446 --> 00:45:42,532 - And all his pomps? - I do renounce them. 460 00:45:42,615 --> 00:45:45,869 - Are you willing to be baptised? - I am willing. 461 00:45:47,704 --> 00:45:49,748 Elaine, 462 00:45:49,831 --> 00:45:52,292 ego te baptiso... 463 00:45:53,376 --> 00:45:55,420 ...in nomine Patris 464 00:45:55,503 --> 00:45:57,547 et Filii 465 00:45:57,630 --> 00:45:59,674 et Spiritus Sancti. 466 00:46:01,468 --> 00:46:03,720 - Amen. - Amen. 467 00:46:06,514 --> 00:46:10,435 It's 12 o'clock, and for those of you with friends and relatives in Germany 468 00:46:10,727 --> 00:46:14,647 here's Jean Metcalfe on your behalf, taking over for Two-Way Family Favourites. 469 00:46:14,731 --> 00:46:16,357 Hello everyone. 470 00:46:25,742 --> 00:46:28,203 And stole a beat or two 471 00:46:28,995 --> 00:46:34,209 The finger of suspicion points at you 472 00:46:35,543 --> 00:46:41,758 Someone took away my sleep and never left a clue 473 00:46:41,841 --> 00:46:47,055 The finger of suspicion points at you 474 00:46:48,765 --> 00:46:54,187 Just as soon as they can make the guilty one confess 475 00:46:54,979 --> 00:47:01,444 I know exactly what I'm gonna do 476 00:47:06,282 --> 00:47:08,618 Wakey! Way-kee! 477 00:47:14,123 --> 00:47:18,753 Good afternoon, everybody. This is Billy Cotton introducing another Billy Cotton Band Show. 478 00:47:20,088 --> 00:47:23,299 Hey you! You down there with the glasses... 479 00:47:23,383 --> 00:47:28,680 Meanwhile for those who can't read, here is a sort of radio show which is Beyond Our Ken. 480 00:47:28,763 --> 00:47:33,184 Among those taking part are Wheelwright Amberley Grotefield, Mrs. Nift, 481 00:47:33,268 --> 00:47:35,562 The House of Commons yo-yo team... 482 00:47:36,604 --> 00:47:40,024 ...George and Lily Brisket - sisters with a difference... 483 00:47:41,067 --> 00:47:43,444 Coloratura soprano Mildred Gas Stove... 484 00:47:43,528 --> 00:47:45,738 Bet she's got a good range! 485 00:47:47,490 --> 00:47:48,992 To continue... 486 00:47:49,075 --> 00:47:53,538 you might have been listening to, or have just missed, Beyond Our Ken... 487 00:47:53,621 --> 00:47:55,665 Could you make us a Lemon Dash, Tony? 488 00:47:55,748 --> 00:48:01,170 Kenneth Horne and also to Kenneth Williams, Hugh Paddick, Betty Marsden, Bill Pertwee... 489 00:48:07,969 --> 00:48:12,181 There once was a little princess 490 00:48:13,266 --> 00:48:17,020 A sweet little lady, I guess 491 00:48:18,104 --> 00:48:20,440 Her birthday was near 492 00:48:20,523 --> 00:48:22,901 So I'd like you to hear 493 00:48:23,443 --> 00:48:27,572 Of the story of the Little Princess 494 00:49:13,826 --> 00:49:15,870 You dreamboat 495 00:49:17,163 --> 00:49:19,874 You lovable dreamboat 496 00:49:21,334 --> 00:49:24,045 The kisses you gave me 497 00:49:25,254 --> 00:49:28,174 Set my dreams afloat 498 00:49:36,307 --> 00:49:37,558 Maisie! 499 00:49:45,066 --> 00:49:47,360 I would sail 500 00:49:48,111 --> 00:49:50,488 The seven seas with you 501 00:49:51,864 --> 00:49:56,995 Even if you told me to go and paddle my own canoe 502 00:49:58,079 --> 00:49:59,622 Sincerely 503 00:50:00,665 --> 00:50:02,709 I love you so dearly 504 00:50:04,377 --> 00:50:09,966 Say that you'll be mine for evermore 505 00:50:14,178 --> 00:50:16,347 Have you come to mind the baby Doreen? 506 00:50:16,431 --> 00:50:18,307 - Yeah. - Come in then, love. 507 00:50:19,392 --> 00:50:23,229 Brown-skin girl stay home and mind baby 508 00:50:23,354 --> 00:50:27,025 Brown-skin girl, stay home and mind baby 509 00:50:27,525 --> 00:50:30,820 Brown-skin girl, stay home and mind baby 510 00:50:30,903 --> 00:50:34,782 Oh, I killed nobody but my husband 511 00:50:35,366 --> 00:50:37,827 He's stone-cold dead in the market 512 00:50:38,411 --> 00:50:40,872 He's stone-cold dead in the market 513 00:50:41,330 --> 00:50:43,750 He's stone-cold dead in the market 514 00:50:43,833 --> 00:50:46,919 Oh, I killed nobody but my husband 515 00:50:47,545 --> 00:50:50,631 Brown-skin girl, stay home and mind baby 516 00:50:51,424 --> 00:50:54,719 Brown-skin girl, stay home and mind baby 517 00:50:54,802 --> 00:50:58,014 I'm going away on a Harrison boat 518 00:50:58,097 --> 00:51:00,141 And if I don't come back 519 00:51:00,224 --> 00:51:02,477 Stay home and mind 520 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:06,272 The baby! 521 00:51:06,355 --> 00:51:09,150 Oh my what a rotten song 522 00:51:09,233 --> 00:51:12,737 - What a rotten song what a rotten song... - A rum and black, a shandy. 523 00:51:12,820 --> 00:51:15,865 - Oh my what a rotten song... - A Black and Tan, pint of mild, pint of bitter. 524 00:51:15,948 --> 00:51:18,993 - And what a rotten singer too! - Pint of mixed. Thanks, love. 525 00:51:19,077 --> 00:51:21,913 Hello, George. We've come to wet the baby's head. 526 00:51:21,996 --> 00:51:24,749 - Hello. What's it like being a dad, eh? - Made up. 527 00:51:24,832 --> 00:51:26,417 What are you having? 528 00:51:26,542 --> 00:51:31,839 When that old gang of mine 529 00:51:31,923 --> 00:51:35,343 Get together 530 00:51:35,885 --> 00:51:43,885 On the corner of my home town 531 00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:48,856 We were friends in the past 532 00:51:49,357 --> 00:51:53,820 And our friendship will last 533 00:51:54,403 --> 00:52:01,702 Till the curtain of dreams comes down 534 00:52:03,162 --> 00:52:07,875 When that old gang of mine 535 00:52:07,959 --> 00:52:11,254 I borrow 25 pounds from the Lehigh and Lend every Christmas 536 00:52:11,337 --> 00:52:13,589 then pay it back over the next 12 months. 537 00:52:13,673 --> 00:52:15,550 It's like a tontine, really. 538 00:52:25,768 --> 00:52:28,062 - Royal Liver. - Come in, Mr. Spaull. 539 00:52:35,319 --> 00:52:38,656 Can I surrender the policies on the two girls, Mr. Spaull? 540 00:52:38,781 --> 00:52:40,575 Certainly, Mrs. Davies. 541 00:52:44,036 --> 00:52:46,622 You've had these some time now, haven't you? 542 00:52:46,747 --> 00:52:48,833 Since they were babies. 543 00:52:48,916 --> 00:52:52,378 But as they're both married now, there's no point in keeping them on. 544 00:52:52,503 --> 00:52:54,422 All right, Mrs. Davies. 545 00:52:54,505 --> 00:52:56,340 I'll take them into the office for you. 546 00:52:56,465 --> 00:52:58,009 Thanks, Mr. Spaull. 547 00:52:58,092 --> 00:53:00,136 - Ta-ra. - See you next week. 548 00:53:01,721 --> 00:53:03,139 - Tony? - Yeah? 549 00:53:03,222 --> 00:53:07,143 I'm just running to confession. Will you pay the club man for me if he comes? 550 00:53:07,226 --> 00:53:08,644 OK, Mam. 551 00:53:08,728 --> 00:53:12,148 That old gang of mine 552 00:53:12,231 --> 00:53:15,902 Gets together 553 00:53:16,694 --> 00:53:21,407 Well, there's never a care 554 00:53:21,490 --> 00:53:25,620 Or a frown 555 00:53:26,329 --> 00:53:31,918 We will sing Sweet Adeline 556 00:53:32,501 --> 00:53:38,966 Say goodbye to Auld Lang Syne 557 00:53:39,050 --> 00:53:42,345 On the corner 558 00:53:42,428 --> 00:53:49,685 Of my home town 559 00:53:49,769 --> 00:53:52,897 - And how much did she weigh? - Just over seven pounds. 560 00:53:52,980 --> 00:53:54,857 - She was a big baby, wasn't she? - Yeah. 561 00:53:54,941 --> 00:53:57,610 - Did you have her at Mill Road? - Yeah, on the 6th. 562 00:53:57,693 --> 00:53:59,737 - What have you called her? - Elaine. 563 00:53:59,820 --> 00:54:01,322 Aw, God love her. 564 00:54:01,405 --> 00:54:03,491 How do you like being a gran, Mrs. D? 565 00:54:03,616 --> 00:54:05,743 I wouldn't be without her. Well, she's me first. 566 00:54:05,868 --> 00:54:09,705 - Well Maisie, I'd better be making tracks. - Thanks for coming, Margie. 567 00:54:09,789 --> 00:54:11,624 - I'll see you. - See you, Maisie. 568 00:54:11,707 --> 00:54:13,584 - See you, Mrs. D. - Ta-ra, love. 569 00:54:15,378 --> 00:54:17,713 You've known Margie for some years now. 570 00:54:17,797 --> 00:54:20,341 Yeah. We've all been mates since school. 571 00:54:20,424 --> 00:54:22,468 Margie, meself and Vera Large. 572 00:54:22,551 --> 00:54:25,346 - Vera's a nice girl, isn't she? - Aw, smashing. 573 00:54:25,471 --> 00:54:28,182 Maisie Davies, you dirty mare. 574 00:54:28,307 --> 00:54:29,475 Oh, hiya, Micky. 575 00:54:29,558 --> 00:54:31,686 - Hiya Mrs. D. - You're looking well, Mick. 576 00:54:31,769 --> 00:54:34,230 I know. The face that launched a thousand ships. 577 00:54:34,313 --> 00:54:36,357 - The other way. - That's wicked, that. 578 00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:39,402 Being married to you. No wonder me poor face is destroyed. 579 00:54:39,485 --> 00:54:42,154 If I'd played me cards right I'd be in America now. 580 00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:45,616 Remember that Yank I went out with, Mrs. D? He thought I had lovely eyes. 581 00:54:45,700 --> 00:54:48,494 Hated the rest of me, but thought I had lovely eyes! 582 00:54:48,577 --> 00:54:50,663 And I end up by falling for a dwarf. 583 00:54:50,788 --> 00:54:52,832 There's no justice you know, is there? 584 00:54:52,915 --> 00:54:54,542 Chocolate eyes 585 00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:56,669 Those great big chocolate eyes! 586 00:54:56,752 --> 00:54:58,587 Get your hands off my body. 587 00:54:58,671 --> 00:55:01,757 You have only got one tonsil, but I love you all the same. 588 00:55:01,841 --> 00:55:03,968 Don't make mock of Mick, you bastard! 589 00:55:04,093 --> 00:55:07,054 Now, you know you love the bones of him, really. 590 00:55:07,179 --> 00:55:08,097 Oh-oh-oh! 591 00:55:08,180 --> 00:55:10,224 The walking hormone? Oh, you fool! 592 00:55:12,935 --> 00:55:15,021 - A Pound a man, is it? - Here you are, Mick. 593 00:55:15,146 --> 00:55:16,522 Sit here. 594 00:55:17,565 --> 00:55:18,983 Thanks, Dave. 595 00:55:19,066 --> 00:55:23,029 - Go the match yesterday? - Oh, you're not talking about football again? 596 00:55:23,154 --> 00:55:24,613 Behave, will you? 597 00:55:24,739 --> 00:55:26,365 Football mad. 598 00:55:26,449 --> 00:55:29,327 Aren't they all? Look at that thing I'm married to. 599 00:55:29,410 --> 00:55:32,580 He gets more worked up over a set of fixtures than me in me nude. 600 00:55:32,663 --> 00:55:35,791 Do you know what? If I was a centre forward, I'd be laughing. 601 00:55:35,916 --> 00:55:38,336 - What are you having, blossom? - A rum and pep, love. 602 00:55:38,419 --> 00:55:40,463 - And then you. - He should be so lucky! 603 00:55:40,546 --> 00:55:42,673 Eh, Dave, will you get us some ciggies? 604 00:55:42,798 --> 00:55:44,425 - Craven A? - Or Park Drive. 605 00:55:44,508 --> 00:55:45,509 OK. 606 00:55:45,593 --> 00:55:48,054 - What's your poison, Red? - A bitter, thanks, Dave. 607 00:55:52,350 --> 00:55:54,393 The League Division One. 608 00:55:54,769 --> 00:55:57,188 Birmingham City three, Manchester City three. 609 00:55:57,271 --> 00:55:59,648 Fulham three, West Bromwich Ahbion two. 610 00:56:00,733 --> 00:56:03,194 Preston North End two, Blackpool three. 611 00:56:03,277 --> 00:56:05,654 Everton two, West Ham United nil. 612 00:56:06,739 --> 00:56:08,783 Leicester City nil, Leeds United two. 613 00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:12,328 Manchester United three, Nottingham Forest one. 614 00:56:13,287 --> 00:56:15,122 Division Two: Brighton... 615 00:56:15,206 --> 00:56:16,832 Any luck? 616 00:56:16,916 --> 00:56:20,169 - No, I couldn't pick me nose. - Bristol City three, Hull City one. 617 00:56:20,252 --> 00:56:21,796 Charlton Athletic nil... 618 00:56:24,673 --> 00:56:28,177 If you want me, I'll either be at May Tobin's or at The Grapes. 619 00:56:29,929 --> 00:56:31,680 In Phythian Street? 620 00:56:31,764 --> 00:56:32,765 Yeah. 621 00:56:34,016 --> 00:56:36,936 Hey, Gran! Have you got a shilling for two tanners? 622 00:56:37,061 --> 00:56:39,230 There's enough money in the meter. 623 00:56:39,313 --> 00:56:43,567 She never haves enough gas and the bleedin' thing always goes. 624 00:56:43,651 --> 00:56:44,985 Well... 625 00:56:47,405 --> 00:56:49,448 Here you are, love. I've got one. 626 00:56:50,533 --> 00:56:51,534 No. 627 00:56:52,618 --> 00:56:54,078 Thanks, Mam. 628 00:56:57,498 --> 00:56:59,542 Isn't she an old cow? 629 00:56:59,625 --> 00:57:01,669 How can you live with her, Ei? 630 00:57:01,752 --> 00:57:06,507 Beggars can't be choosers, Maisie. You know how hard it is to get a place of your own. 631 00:57:10,344 --> 00:57:12,596 Did you get anything for a sarnie, love? 632 00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:15,641 Yeah, I got a quarter of corned beef and a loaf. 633 00:57:15,724 --> 00:57:18,144 Oh, and four Devon Delights. 634 00:57:18,227 --> 00:57:19,937 I've just made a pot of tea. 635 00:57:24,733 --> 00:57:27,027 - Has she been good, Mam? - Good as gold. 636 00:57:30,448 --> 00:57:34,618 And it's Come To Daddy, striding away now towards the line, Seascape in second place, 637 00:57:34,702 --> 00:57:39,415 Bali Hai is third and these are well clear of the remainder, All Serene running into fourth place. 638 00:57:39,498 --> 00:57:44,295 But Come To Daddy is the winner. Seascape is second, Bali Hai is third and fourth All Serene. 639 00:57:44,378 --> 00:57:49,550 And so the result of the 1959 Cesarewitch is first, Come to Daddy, 640 00:57:49,633 --> 00:57:55,639 owned by Mr. TH Farr, trained by Wilfred Lyde and ridden by Doug Smith. 641 00:57:55,723 --> 00:58:00,686 Second was Seascape, owned by Mr. Jim Jewell, trained by Jed Leader 642 00:58:00,769 --> 00:58:03,981 and ridden by claiming apprentice Ron Singer. 643 00:58:04,064 --> 00:58:06,567 - And third was Bali Hai... - We're back! 644 00:58:06,650 --> 00:58:09,403 - Any pea whack, Mam? - Yeah, I've made a pan. 645 00:58:09,487 --> 00:58:12,031 - Did you back the winner? - The donkeys I do? 646 00:58:12,114 --> 00:58:14,950 It had three legs. It's probably still running. 647 00:58:15,034 --> 00:58:16,702 ...was All Serene... 648 00:58:32,801 --> 00:58:34,678 Your tea's in the oven, son. 649 00:58:41,894 --> 00:58:45,397 - Are you going to come and have yours, Mam? - I'll be in in a minute lad. 650 00:58:50,027 --> 00:58:51,487 OK, Mam. 651 00:58:53,781 --> 00:58:59,870 She was a girl and the only girl her daddy ever had 652 00:59:00,371 --> 00:59:03,958 A real old-fashioned girl, with eyes so true 653 00:59:04,041 --> 00:59:06,710 I could love nobody else but you 654 00:59:06,794 --> 00:59:09,129 Oh-oh-oh, I want a girl 655 00:59:09,213 --> 00:59:13,759 Just like the girl that married dear old dad 656 00:59:16,845 --> 00:59:18,264 Did you enjoy it? 657 00:59:18,347 --> 00:59:19,974 Yeah, very much. 658 00:59:22,351 --> 00:59:26,146 - Come on, Les, just one drink. - All right, just one, to wet the baby's head. 659 00:59:26,230 --> 00:59:29,233 - But we're not staying here all fucking night. - OK, Les, OK. 660 00:59:29,358 --> 00:59:31,193 ...seen it on telly. 661 00:59:32,278 --> 00:59:34,154 She wouldn't let us out. 662 00:59:36,156 --> 00:59:38,033 - Hiya. - Hello, love. 663 00:59:38,117 --> 00:59:40,578 - Hiya, Les, mate. - Having a bevvy or what? 664 00:59:42,162 --> 00:59:44,623 A pint of bitter, and a gin and orange for her. 665 00:59:44,707 --> 00:59:46,333 I've got it. I've got it. 666 00:59:46,417 --> 00:59:48,460 So, how's it going, Red? 667 00:59:50,504 --> 00:59:53,591 We're all together again, so here we are 668 00:59:54,466 --> 00:59:57,469 We're all together again, so here we are 669 00:59:57,595 --> 00:59:59,763 And the Lord knows when 670 00:59:59,847 --> 01:00:01,890 We'll be together again 671 01:00:01,974 --> 01:00:05,060 We're all together again, so here we are 672 01:00:05,644 --> 01:00:10,357 I'd give the world to start all over 673 01:00:10,441 --> 01:00:13,736 Back in the old routine 674 01:00:13,819 --> 01:00:18,365 To live my life in fields of clover 675 01:00:18,449 --> 01:00:21,410 Back in the old routine 676 01:00:21,493 --> 01:00:25,789 Give me an old straw hat and a double truckin' 677 01:00:25,873 --> 01:00:27,666 Down the avenue... 678 01:00:29,251 --> 01:00:31,295 Oh, Jingles, don't get so upset 679 01:00:31,378 --> 01:00:32,921 Aw, come on. 680 01:00:34,048 --> 01:00:36,091 No, I'm all right, honest. 681 01:00:36,175 --> 01:00:39,178 It's just Les. You know what he's like when he turns. 682 01:00:39,261 --> 01:00:42,514 The bastard! For two pins, I'd go over there and tell him. 683 01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:44,892 - No, don't say anything. - They're all the same 684 01:00:45,017 --> 01:00:48,687 When they're not using their big stick, they're farting. Aren't men horrible? 685 01:00:51,815 --> 01:00:52,858 Eh! 686 01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:56,111 Come on! 687 01:00:56,236 --> 01:00:59,198 - Oh you're not going are you, Jingles? - I think Les wants to. 688 01:00:59,281 --> 01:01:01,158 But you've only been here five minutes. 689 01:01:01,283 --> 01:01:02,576 Come on. 690 01:01:02,701 --> 01:01:05,621 I feel like going over there and bursting him. 691 01:01:05,746 --> 01:01:08,082 I'd better go, Ei. See you, Micky. 692 01:01:13,087 --> 01:01:14,880 - Never mind, girl. - See you, Tone. 693 01:01:16,006 --> 01:01:17,299 Poor Jingles. 694 01:01:17,383 --> 01:01:20,678 You sit there. It's none of your business. Don't get involved. 695 01:01:20,803 --> 01:01:22,971 You callous bleeder! That's my friend, that. 696 01:01:23,055 --> 01:01:25,599 You men, you're all the bleedin' same. Only think of yourselves. 697 01:01:25,724 --> 01:01:30,187 Don't you tell me what I think. No-one knows what's going on inside my mind. 698 01:01:30,312 --> 01:01:31,397 Including you. 699 01:01:31,522 --> 01:01:34,191 - Heck, heck! What's going on? - Nothing. 700 01:01:34,316 --> 01:01:37,152 - You know how she flies off the handle! - I don't. 701 01:01:37,236 --> 01:01:39,154 I've got good cause to, you shit-house! 702 01:01:39,279 --> 01:01:41,115 Now, come on, we don't want any upset. 703 01:01:41,198 --> 01:01:43,450 - OK, Mam. - OK, Nell. 704 01:01:43,534 --> 01:01:45,577 We're here to enjoy ourselves. 705 01:01:47,329 --> 01:01:49,373 Come on, Micky, give us a song. 706 01:01:50,749 --> 01:01:54,002 Pack up all my care and woe 707 01:01:54,128 --> 01:01:57,423 Here I go singing low 708 01:01:57,548 --> 01:02:03,137 Bye-bye, blackbird... 709 01:02:03,220 --> 01:02:06,014 Oh, cor blimey! You're not singing again, are you, Mick? 710 01:02:06,140 --> 01:02:09,184 Listen, Bloated Tonsils, just cos you're dead miserable, 711 01:02:09,268 --> 01:02:12,813 it doesn't mean the rest of us have to look like 'Keep death off the road'. 712 01:02:12,938 --> 01:02:15,315 Judy Garland. In bad health. 713 01:02:15,441 --> 01:02:17,025 Oh, me arse! 714 01:02:17,151 --> 01:02:20,070 I wanna be around 715 01:02:20,154 --> 01:02:22,698 To pick up the pieces 716 01:02:23,490 --> 01:02:26,910 When somebody breaks your heart. 717 01:02:26,994 --> 01:02:28,620 Go on, Ei, I love this. 718 01:02:28,704 --> 01:02:31,373 Somebody twice as smart 719 01:02:31,457 --> 01:02:34,460 As I 720 01:02:35,210 --> 01:02:37,880 I wanna be around 721 01:02:37,963 --> 01:02:41,049 To see how she does it 722 01:02:41,133 --> 01:02:45,596 When she pulls your heart to bits 723 01:02:45,679 --> 01:02:49,391 To see how that puzzle fits 724 01:02:49,475 --> 01:02:52,144 So fine 725 01:02:52,227 --> 01:02:56,940 And that's when I'll discover that revenge is sweet 726 01:02:57,024 --> 01:03:02,404 When I'm sitting there, applauding, from that front-row seat 727 01:03:02,488 --> 01:03:05,991 When somebody breaks your heart 728 01:03:06,074 --> 01:03:08,619 Like you 729 01:03:08,702 --> 01:03:13,874 Like you broke mine 730 01:03:13,957 --> 01:03:16,001 Ah, great. Thanks, Ei. 731 01:03:18,378 --> 01:03:23,967 Here, now take that crisis what cropped up between Ron and Eth last Friday. 732 01:03:24,051 --> 01:03:27,429 And when I say 'crisis' Ted I mean it was a real crisis, 733 01:03:27,513 --> 01:03:29,890 especially as far as Eth was concerned. 734 01:03:38,315 --> 01:03:40,150 Oh, Ron. 735 01:03:40,234 --> 01:03:41,860 I don't know. 736 01:03:41,944 --> 01:03:45,864 It seems to have got so much worse these last few weeks. 737 01:03:46,782 --> 01:03:51,119 Somehow I just can't seem to get you out of my mind day or night. 738 01:03:52,871 --> 01:03:54,832 You've become a sort of... ache. 739 01:03:55,958 --> 01:03:58,377 Have you got to make that noise when you eat? 740 01:03:58,502 --> 01:04:00,045 What noise? 741 01:04:00,128 --> 01:04:01,713 Cor blimey! 742 01:04:01,839 --> 01:04:04,424 What a future I've got to look forward to. 743 01:04:04,508 --> 01:04:06,552 25 years with Mouth Almighty. 744 01:04:07,719 --> 01:04:12,266 You know it's... It's the romantic side with us. 745 01:04:12,391 --> 01:04:14,351 It's the kissing and the... 746 01:04:15,602 --> 01:04:17,145 You know... 747 01:04:22,651 --> 01:04:24,903 I've switched the light off. 748 01:04:25,028 --> 01:04:28,574 I don't know whether I'm doing right or wrong. 749 01:04:28,657 --> 01:04:31,410 How's your precious one? 750 01:04:39,209 --> 01:04:41,253 Who the bleeding hell was that? 751 01:04:42,337 --> 01:04:43,881 Uncle Ted. 752 01:04:44,923 --> 01:04:46,550 Me dad's brother. 753 01:04:46,633 --> 01:04:48,552 God blimey. 754 01:04:48,635 --> 01:04:50,178 What a family I've married into. 755 01:04:50,262 --> 01:04:51,763 A crowd of nutters. 756 01:04:51,847 --> 01:04:54,266 He frightened the bleeding life out of me. 757 01:05:01,732 --> 01:05:04,276 This is your storyteller, The Man in Black... 758 01:05:05,736 --> 01:05:07,779 Teddy! Stop acting soft. 759 01:05:09,448 --> 01:05:10,741 Norah! 760 01:05:10,824 --> 01:05:12,451 Hey, Norah! 761 01:05:14,244 --> 01:05:16,288 All right, Moggie? How are you? 762 01:05:17,372 --> 01:05:23,587 Can I have two halves of shandy, a Matise, a Double Diamond, a pale ale and lime, 763 01:05:23,670 --> 01:05:29,885 er, a Black and Tan, a pint of mix, a rum and pep, a rum and blackcurrant, and a Guinness? 764 01:05:29,968 --> 01:05:33,055 - Oh, and have one for yourself, love. - Thanks, Tone. 765 01:05:34,222 --> 01:05:36,350 Nervous, love? 766 01:05:36,433 --> 01:05:40,228 But everybody feels nervous on their wedding day. 767 01:05:40,312 --> 01:05:43,357 When Johnny Dunn was 21 768 01:05:43,482 --> 01:05:47,235 He used to dine at each café 769 01:05:47,319 --> 01:05:51,156 He loved the ladies, so they say 770 01:05:51,239 --> 01:05:55,118 That's why he dined at each café 771 01:05:55,243 --> 01:05:57,412 His father's got, now, what has he got? 772 01:05:57,496 --> 01:05:59,122 An awful lot 773 01:05:59,206 --> 01:06:03,043 And that's not good for young Johnny 774 01:06:03,168 --> 01:06:06,046 When he said, 'Go to work, my son' 775 01:06:06,129 --> 01:06:10,467 What did he say? Johnny said, 'I'm having too much fun' 776 01:06:10,592 --> 01:06:14,388 I love the ladies, I love the ladies 777 01:06:14,513 --> 01:06:18,266 I wanna be among the girls 778 01:06:18,392 --> 01:06:22,104 And when it's five o'clock and the tea is set 779 01:06:22,187 --> 01:06:25,983 I'm wanna have my tea with some brunette 780 01:06:26,066 --> 01:06:29,695 I love the ladies, I love the ladies 781 01:06:29,820 --> 01:06:32,280 I love the tall ones, short ones 782 01:06:32,364 --> 01:06:34,116 Mm, God bless 'em 783 01:06:34,199 --> 01:06:40,455 The world can't turn around without a beautiful girl 784 01:06:41,790 --> 01:06:43,959 I'll get 'em now I'll get 'em now 785 01:06:44,042 --> 01:06:45,585 All right, Mam. 786 01:06:47,087 --> 01:06:48,714 Come on, Mick. 787 01:06:48,797 --> 01:06:50,966 All right. In just a minute. I'll finish me drink. 788 01:06:51,049 --> 01:06:54,261 - Let me have your glasses please! - Mick, come on. 789 01:06:54,386 --> 01:06:55,846 Ignore him. 790 01:06:55,971 --> 01:06:57,848 Come on, Kemo Sabe! 791 01:06:57,973 --> 01:06:59,391 All right, Tonto! 792 01:06:59,474 --> 01:07:01,393 Oh, men! Don't they mither? 793 01:07:02,561 --> 01:07:07,357 - Is he still handy around the house? - Joking, aren't you? Won't do a tap. 794 01:07:07,441 --> 01:07:10,694 He changed a nappy once. Nearly had a nervous breakdown. 795 01:07:10,819 --> 01:07:14,364 - I'd better go, otherwise he'll get a cob on. - You're not frightened of him? 796 01:07:14,448 --> 01:07:17,451 Am I shite! He looks at me the wrong way, I give him a dog's life. 797 01:07:17,534 --> 01:07:20,120 Come on, now. Let's have your glasses please! 798 01:07:20,203 --> 01:07:23,665 We're on the road to anywhere 799 01:07:23,749 --> 01:07:27,878 With never a heartache and never a care 800 01:07:27,961 --> 01:07:32,090 We've got no home, we've got no friends 801 01:07:32,174 --> 01:07:35,802 We're grateful for everything the good Lord sends 802 01:07:35,886 --> 01:07:39,598 We're on the road to anywhere... 803 01:07:39,723 --> 01:07:41,683 Eh! You're telling me. 804 01:07:43,477 --> 01:07:47,230 If I was manager of that team, I wouldn't change nothing, nothing. 805 01:07:47,314 --> 01:07:50,984 - He hasn't been for three weeks. - The man hasn't been for months. 806 01:07:52,778 --> 01:07:54,863 There's room there for improvement. 807 01:07:56,531 --> 01:07:58,700 There's always room for improvement. 808 01:07:58,825 --> 01:08:01,036 Red? Red! 809 01:08:02,079 --> 01:08:04,790 See what I mean? Doesn't take a blind bit of notice. 810 01:08:04,873 --> 01:08:06,708 It's like talking to a corpse. 811 01:08:06,792 --> 01:08:08,293 Eh, soft shite! 812 01:08:08,376 --> 01:08:10,462 You said you wanted to go, before. 813 01:08:11,588 --> 01:08:14,257 It's worse than the bleeding Gestapo, this is. 814 01:08:14,341 --> 01:08:17,636 - I can have a talk, can't I? - Ooh, God help us, it's alive! 815 01:08:17,719 --> 01:08:19,346 - Men! - The little dears! 816 01:08:21,223 --> 01:08:25,769 So don't be a stranger, otherwise I'll not see you till next Preston Guild. 817 01:08:25,852 --> 01:08:29,481 We're only in Jubilee Drive. You're only ten minutes away. 818 01:08:29,564 --> 01:08:31,066 We'll see. 819 01:08:31,149 --> 01:08:32,901 I'll try and come round. 820 01:08:32,984 --> 01:08:36,196 Or maybe I could come to yours. You're living in Vane Street, aren't you? 821 01:08:36,279 --> 01:08:40,033 Oh, you'd better not, Micky. He's funny about having visitors. 822 01:08:41,076 --> 01:08:42,494 OK. 823 01:08:42,577 --> 01:08:44,621 Then you try and come to me. 824 01:08:44,704 --> 01:08:46,331 We'll see, kid. 825 01:08:47,833 --> 01:08:49,126 Well... 826 01:08:49,209 --> 01:08:51,253 I'd better get Father Feck home. 827 01:08:53,380 --> 01:08:55,841 Come on, Trigger, back to the reservation. 828 01:08:55,924 --> 01:08:57,968 - See you, Micky. - Ta-ra, lads. 829 01:09:01,096 --> 01:09:02,639 Come on, Ei. 830 01:09:02,722 --> 01:09:06,560 Barney Google! The fellow with the googly eyes 831 01:09:06,643 --> 01:09:08,562 ...so will I 832 01:09:08,645 --> 01:09:12,190 Singing I will, if you will, so will I 833 01:09:12,274 --> 01:09:14,734 Singing I will, if you will 834 01:09:14,818 --> 01:09:16,903 I will, if you will... 835 01:09:18,363 --> 01:09:19,990 I have had a ball! 836 01:09:20,073 --> 01:09:22,450 Do you have to shout? You'll wake the dead. 837 01:09:22,534 --> 01:09:25,704 - Is that you, Eileen? - Oh, God, blimey, you have! 838 01:09:25,787 --> 01:09:29,166 Yeah, it's only me and Dave, Gran. We'll be in in a minute. 839 01:09:29,249 --> 01:09:32,252 - I want a wee. - Oh, then do it over there and be quick. 840 01:09:43,180 --> 01:09:45,473 Up a lazy river 841 01:09:46,683 --> 01:09:49,519 By the old mill run 842 01:09:49,644 --> 01:09:51,605 Oh, suffering Jesus! 843 01:09:51,688 --> 01:09:53,732 That's all we need, you singing. 844 01:09:53,815 --> 01:09:56,818 As if life isn't purgatory enough without that. 845 01:09:56,943 --> 01:09:59,529 That lazy, lazy river 846 01:09:59,613 --> 01:10:01,907 In the noon-day sun 847 01:10:04,117 --> 01:10:06,203 Eileen! It's late 848 01:10:06,328 --> 01:10:08,872 OK, Gran, we won't be much longer. 849 01:10:08,955 --> 01:10:11,041 Come on, dead hake. Hurry up. 850 01:10:12,375 --> 01:10:14,002 And be quiet! 851 01:10:15,420 --> 01:10:17,464 A lazy, lazy river 852 01:10:18,548 --> 01:10:20,592 In the noon-day sun 853 01:10:21,676 --> 01:10:24,221 Eileen! Make sure that door's locked 854 01:10:24,304 --> 01:10:26,056 Wouldn't this put years on you? 855 01:10:26,139 --> 01:10:27,557 OK, Gran. 856 01:10:27,641 --> 01:10:30,352 I'm sure I was put on this earth just to be tormented. 857 01:10:30,435 --> 01:10:31,853 Get in! 858 01:10:31,937 --> 01:10:34,314 Up a lazy river... 859 01:10:34,397 --> 01:10:36,024 And be careful. 860 01:12:51,493 --> 01:12:53,119 How are you, love? 861 01:12:57,332 --> 01:12:59,959 I fell off the bleeding scaffolding, Maisie. 862 01:13:02,879 --> 01:13:04,714 Oh, George. 863 01:13:04,798 --> 01:13:06,341 George. 864 01:14:13,116 --> 01:14:14,659 Oh, Tony. 865 01:14:17,620 --> 01:14:19,164 Oh, son! 866 01:14:29,632 --> 01:14:33,011 Well... are you ready? 867 01:14:34,137 --> 01:14:35,138 Yeah. 868 01:14:35,221 --> 01:14:36,764 Fighting fit. 869 01:14:47,734 --> 01:14:50,069 They're dead fiddly, these, aren't they? 870 01:14:50,153 --> 01:14:51,154 Yeah. 871 01:14:53,281 --> 01:14:56,117 - Get the carnations from Annie Gaffney? - Yeah. 872 01:14:58,203 --> 01:14:59,829 There you are. 873 01:15:04,709 --> 01:15:07,337 Well, let's be having you. 874 01:15:07,837 --> 01:15:09,506 Are we all ready? 875 01:15:13,927 --> 01:15:16,596 Well, sun bun, mustn't keep the bride waiting. 876 01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:19,974 No, cor blimey. I'd never live it down. 877 01:15:40,495 --> 01:15:42,997 I, Thomas Anthony, take thee, Rose 878 01:15:43,122 --> 01:15:45,416 I, Thomas Anthony, take thee, Rose 879 01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:47,877 - To my wedded wife - To my wedded wife 880 01:15:47,961 --> 01:15:50,463 - To have and to hold - To have and to hold 881 01:15:50,547 --> 01:15:53,341 - From this day forward - From this day forward 882 01:15:53,424 --> 01:15:56,094 - For better for worse - For better for worse 883 01:15:56,177 --> 01:15:58,846 - For richer for poorer - For richer for poorer 884 01:15:58,930 --> 01:16:01,766 - In sickness and in health. - In sickness and in health. 885 01:16:01,849 --> 01:16:04,936 - Till death do us part. - Till death do us part. 886 01:16:05,019 --> 01:16:09,482 - And thereto I plight thee my troth. - And thereto I plight thee my troth. 887 01:16:11,025 --> 01:16:13,319 Ego conjungo vos in matrimonium. 888 01:16:14,362 --> 01:16:16,823 In nomine Patris et Filii 889 01:16:16,906 --> 01:16:19,200 et Spiritus Sancti. 890 01:16:21,703 --> 01:16:23,079 Amen. 891 01:16:23,204 --> 01:16:24,747 Amen. 892 01:16:40,346 --> 01:16:45,101 For all you mean to me 893 01:16:45,226 --> 01:16:49,355 My thanks to you 894 01:16:50,356 --> 01:16:54,569 For every memory 895 01:16:55,528 --> 01:16:59,282 My thanks to you 896 01:17:00,033 --> 01:17:08,033 My thanks for everything we had to share 897 01:17:08,916 --> 01:17:16,916 For all the joy you brought when you were there 898 01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:22,096 These foolish words of mine 899 01:17:22,889 --> 01:17:26,142 Can never say 900 01:17:27,393 --> 01:17:31,689 How slow the hand of time 901 01:17:32,857 --> 01:17:36,778 Now you've all gone away 902 01:17:37,654 --> 01:17:42,200 As years go rolling by 903 01:17:42,950 --> 01:17:46,454 My whole life through 904 01:17:47,830 --> 01:17:50,792 I give my love 905 01:17:50,875 --> 01:17:54,921 And all my thanks 906 01:17:55,672 --> 01:17:57,715 To you 907 01:18:03,429 --> 01:18:06,516 I got into a boxing ring with a fella... 908 01:18:06,599 --> 01:18:09,394 Dad, you're not going to sing that old bleeding thing? 909 01:18:09,477 --> 01:18:11,938 Come on. Let's have some records. 910 01:18:28,121 --> 01:18:30,707 - Come on, Mam. - Come on, girl. 911 01:18:31,791 --> 01:18:34,544 - Good night, Nell. - Good night, Dave. 912 01:18:34,627 --> 01:18:36,671 See you tomorrow, Mam. 913 01:18:36,754 --> 01:18:38,297 OK, Ei. 914 01:18:46,639 --> 01:18:50,226 The water is wide 915 01:18:50,309 --> 01:18:53,896 I cannot get o'er 916 01:18:53,980 --> 01:19:01,404 And neither have I wings to fly 917 01:19:01,487 --> 01:19:05,783 Give me a boat 918 01:19:05,867 --> 01:19:09,370 That will carry two 919 01:19:10,246 --> 01:19:13,458 Then both shall row 920 01:19:13,541 --> 01:19:18,171 My love and I 921 01:19:21,883 --> 01:19:28,890 Oh, down in the meadows, the other day 922 01:19:28,973 --> 01:19:36,022 A-gathering flowers, both fine and gay 923 01:19:36,773 --> 01:19:44,572 A-gathering flowers, both red and blue 924 01:19:45,323 --> 01:19:48,409 I little thought 925 01:19:48,493 --> 01:19:53,706 What love can do 926 01:20:01,714 --> 01:20:09,514 I leaned my back up against some oak 927 01:20:10,056 --> 01:20:17,021 Thinking that it was a trusty tree 928 01:20:17,605 --> 01:20:25,605 But first it bended and then it broke 929 01:20:26,364 --> 01:20:34,364 And so did my false love to me 930 01:20:37,875 --> 01:20:45,132 A ship there is and she sails the sea 931 01:20:45,216 --> 01:20:52,765 She's loaded deep, as deep can be 932 01:20:52,849 --> 01:20:57,144 But not so deep 933 01:20:57,228 --> 01:21:01,774 As the love I'm in 934 01:21:02,316 --> 01:21:10,316 I know not if I sink or swim 935 01:21:19,500 --> 01:21:23,796 O, love is handsome 936 01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:27,717 And love is fine 937 01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:32,513 And love's a jewel 938 01:21:32,597 --> 01:21:36,434 While it is new 939 01:21:37,018 --> 01:21:41,981 But when it is old 940 01:21:42,064 --> 01:21:47,236 It groweth cold 941 01:21:47,945 --> 01:21:51,282 Then fades away 942 01:21:52,033 --> 01:22:00,033 Like morning dew