1 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:12,960 Heartbeat, why do you miss when my baby kisses me? 2 00:00:19,260 --> 00:00:25,180 Heartbeat, why does a love kiss stay in my memory? 3 00:00:53,940 --> 00:00:56,800 Shall I wait for Mrs. Potter, Mr. Salter? 4 00:00:57,360 --> 00:00:58,820 Not tonight, David. 5 00:00:59,180 --> 00:01:01,360 Not tonight. 6 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:07,560 Now, watch where you... That's it. 7 00:01:08,140 --> 00:01:09,140 Oh. 8 00:01:15,340 --> 00:01:17,340 That's the night. 9 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:29,320 Oh, 10 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:33,300 thank you for a lovely evening. 11 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:34,700 My pleasure, Rosie. 12 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:37,600 Rosie! 13 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:44,880 Rosie! 14 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:47,340 Rosie! 15 00:01:55,550 --> 00:01:58,850 What have you done, Mr Thorpe? Never mind, set him down. 16 00:01:59,950 --> 00:02:02,790 Brayton would have had ten blocks lined up for this by now. 17 00:02:05,470 --> 00:02:08,710 How is she? Well, still unconscious, but I've seen the x -rays. We don't think 18 00:02:08,710 --> 00:02:09,508 there's a problem. 19 00:02:09,509 --> 00:02:10,509 She's in safe hands. 20 00:02:10,949 --> 00:02:11,950 Can I see her yet? 21 00:02:12,510 --> 00:02:15,870 No, but I've had a word with her sister and you can wait in her office. The 22 00:02:15,870 --> 00:02:16,870 nurse will take you through. 23 00:02:17,370 --> 00:02:18,370 This way. 24 00:02:24,460 --> 00:02:27,060 Have you double -checked that there's nothing missing, Mr Salter? Nothing. 25 00:02:27,820 --> 00:02:29,680 What's coming home would have scared him off. 26 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:31,320 And you definitely didn't get a look at him? 27 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:34,280 No, I hadn't put the light on. 28 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,460 It was the end of a romantic evening. 29 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,660 Then all of a sudden, there he was. 30 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:43,080 Was he just trying his luck, do you think? Or do you have things of value in 31 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:44,080 house? 32 00:03:03,730 --> 00:03:08,270 That should be in the bank, Mr Thalter. Don't trust him. Is it not a cut, you 33 00:03:08,270 --> 00:03:09,690 man? That might be what the fellow was after. 34 00:03:09,930 --> 00:03:11,950 Aye, well, didn't get it, did he? 35 00:03:18,670 --> 00:03:23,930 So, David, who are you going to vote for as our parish representative, Oscar 36 00:03:23,930 --> 00:03:25,570 Blaketon or Joyce Jowett? 37 00:03:25,850 --> 00:03:30,910 Well, since Mr Vernon's not here to advise me, I thought I would vote for 38 00:03:30,910 --> 00:03:32,170 of them, so don't offend anyone. 39 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:34,140 I can advise you. 40 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:37,420 Only one of them can represent us on the district council. 41 00:03:37,620 --> 00:03:39,480 Let's make it blatant. 42 00:03:40,980 --> 00:03:42,960 You're still upset, aren't you, Mr Scripps? 43 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:44,900 Upset? Livid. 44 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:57,040 She's livid, Mr Bellamy. 45 00:03:57,460 --> 00:04:01,880 Ah, well, you would be, wouldn't you? With public facilities on your doorstep. 46 00:04:02,860 --> 00:04:05,000 Let's call the spade a spade, shall we? 47 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:08,340 Toilets. Right outside my garage if Jowett has her way. 48 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:12,240 Cornerstone of her campaign, it says in the paper. Hello, mate. 49 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,000 David. 50 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:23,160 He's really angry. 51 00:04:23,620 --> 00:04:25,300 Oh, aye? How can you tell? 52 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:27,460 It doesn't matter, David. 53 00:04:28,540 --> 00:04:30,680 You know when you dropped Mrs Brother off last night? 54 00:04:31,210 --> 00:04:32,690 Did you notice anything out of the ordinary? 55 00:04:33,250 --> 00:04:36,290 I've been racking my brains, but there's nothing there. 56 00:04:37,530 --> 00:04:40,690 I was thinking of something like a car park nearby. 57 00:04:41,110 --> 00:04:42,370 Strangers inside, maybe. 58 00:04:42,710 --> 00:04:43,710 All right. 59 00:04:46,630 --> 00:04:47,630 No. 60 00:04:49,190 --> 00:04:50,190 Right. 61 00:04:59,590 --> 00:05:00,790 I'll be... Stay cuttural. 62 00:05:01,330 --> 00:05:02,430 The answer's no. 63 00:05:02,810 --> 00:05:04,210 Hey, you jumped the gun there, Mrs Stanton. 64 00:05:04,790 --> 00:05:06,510 That cabinet we talked about last year. 65 00:05:06,850 --> 00:05:08,490 The one you offered me two quid for? 66 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:11,130 Aye, well, I didn't know what I was looking at then. And I do now. 67 00:05:11,350 --> 00:05:12,790 And I think it's worth serious money. 68 00:05:13,050 --> 00:05:14,050 I mean that. 69 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:16,410 You'd better come in. 70 00:05:23,070 --> 00:05:24,770 Sorry, I must have been thinking of someone else. 71 00:05:25,050 --> 00:05:26,050 It's not Duxley. 72 00:05:26,530 --> 00:05:27,910 What are you, 33 quid? 73 00:05:28,550 --> 00:05:31,530 Out. Is this some sort of game you play? You've just asked me in here. 74 00:05:31,730 --> 00:05:35,630 You waggled your way in and stopped scanning the room. Nothing's for sale. 75 00:05:35,950 --> 00:05:36,950 I'll tell you what I'll do. 76 00:05:37,130 --> 00:05:39,970 Tenner. For the table, the chairs and the cabinet. You're not getting a better 77 00:05:39,970 --> 00:05:42,210 offer than that. I'll not be asking for one. 78 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:43,510 You mean you're flush? 79 00:05:43,930 --> 00:05:46,970 A woman living on her own up here, scratching living from a few hens and a 80 00:05:46,970 --> 00:05:47,789 couple of sheep. 81 00:05:47,790 --> 00:05:51,370 My husband left me very well provided for. And get your hands off that. 82 00:05:52,130 --> 00:05:53,170 Worth a few bob, that. 83 00:05:53,950 --> 00:05:54,950 Melt it down. 84 00:05:55,770 --> 00:05:56,970 I'll be back, Mrs Danton. 85 00:05:57,610 --> 00:06:00,170 Sooner or later, everyone does a deal with Harvey Cottrell. 86 00:06:00,850 --> 00:06:01,850 Nice offer. 87 00:06:02,090 --> 00:06:03,090 Out. 88 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:07,190 Fiver? Out. 89 00:06:09,190 --> 00:06:14,470 Ladies, my village plan is meant for you, the guardians of future 90 00:06:15,430 --> 00:06:19,430 Is it fair that our children must wait for buses in Drafty Doorways? 91 00:06:20,550 --> 00:06:25,710 Is it fair that our toddlers be denied a state -of -the -art climbing frame? 92 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:29,480 Slow right down. 93 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:34,880 Is it fair that between home and school, there is no toilet? 94 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:40,660 We've gone behind the edge for a thousand years. Why couldn't we make it 95 00:06:40,660 --> 00:06:45,520 business? There you have it, ladies. 96 00:06:46,180 --> 00:06:48,620 Oscar Blaketon, custodian of the park. 97 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:51,220 Or Joyce Jowett. 98 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:54,160 Vanguard of the future. 99 00:06:56,490 --> 00:07:00,070 Now I go cleaning windows to earn an honest bob. 100 00:07:00,650 --> 00:07:04,470 For a nosy pastor, it's an interesting job. 101 00:07:04,770 --> 00:07:10,510 Now it's a job that just suits me. A window cleaner you would be if you can 102 00:07:10,510 --> 00:07:14,690 what I can see. When I'm cleaning windows... Morning, Mr. Blaketon. 103 00:07:15,130 --> 00:07:16,290 What job's that, then? 104 00:07:17,210 --> 00:07:20,630 Are you going to have to vote now, Reggie? Yeah. Then you should know who 105 00:07:20,630 --> 00:07:21,630 vote for. 106 00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:25,010 When I'm cleaning windows... 107 00:07:29,140 --> 00:07:30,099 Ashfordly Police. 108 00:07:30,100 --> 00:07:31,460 It's John Salter. 109 00:07:31,980 --> 00:07:33,220 He's been back again. 110 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:34,440 Turn me over. 111 00:07:35,420 --> 00:07:36,339 Assaulted you? 112 00:07:36,340 --> 00:07:38,040 No. Nicked a mirror. 113 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:40,900 Right, well, we'll be up there as soon as we can. 114 00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:43,940 John Salter. 115 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:45,740 He's had a mirror naked. 116 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:49,100 We out, Mr Salter. 117 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:51,720 Two hours at the most. 118 00:07:52,340 --> 00:07:53,740 Any idea how they got in? 119 00:07:54,620 --> 00:07:55,740 Window in the pantry. 120 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:59,600 In Blaketon's day, this wouldn't have happened. 121 00:08:00,340 --> 00:08:02,080 Blaketon had his finger on the pulse. 122 00:08:02,460 --> 00:08:03,460 And the mirror. 123 00:08:03,580 --> 00:08:04,800 Is that all that's been taken? 124 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:06,100 What do you mean, that's all? 125 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:10,400 It didn't look anything special, but it's been in the family for years. 126 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:15,920 What I meant was... Safe and sound. Thank you. 127 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:19,400 Well, at least Mrs Jowett's got some policy. 128 00:08:19,860 --> 00:08:21,340 Well, so have I, to do nothing. 129 00:08:21,900 --> 00:08:23,180 Maintain the status quo. 130 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:26,620 That's right, Bernie, the status quo. That's what people around here want, and 131 00:08:26,620 --> 00:08:30,300 that's what they'll get from me. There's far too much progress these days. 132 00:08:30,660 --> 00:08:32,020 That'll be two and six, please, Gina. 133 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,000 What's going on? 134 00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:35,900 Affairs of state, Reggie. 135 00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:38,299 Shall we have toilets in the high street or not? 136 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:40,220 So long as we've got windows that need cleaning. 137 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:42,280 There are. 138 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:45,420 What a canvassing tonight, Oscar. 139 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:48,560 Yeah, well, persuading them is one thing, Bernie. Getting them down here to 140 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:49,800 vote, that's another. 141 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,500 Hey, we could always fetch them in a taxi. 142 00:08:52,740 --> 00:08:56,160 If you're going to start making suggestions, David, actually, that's a 143 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:57,160 idea. 144 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,720 What brings you to the frozen north, gentlemen? 145 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:11,940 Ah, democracy, Mrs Stanton. 146 00:09:12,860 --> 00:09:14,960 Oscar Blaketon, the man for the job. 147 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:18,300 Oh, aye, this election. 148 00:09:19,060 --> 00:09:21,240 I might just pop down if the weather rolls. 149 00:09:21,580 --> 00:09:25,360 Oh, the weather doesn't matter, Mrs Stanton, is it? I can fetch you and 150 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:26,360 you back afterwards. 151 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:29,200 Ah, so long as I vote Blaketon, I suppose. 152 00:09:29,740 --> 00:09:33,620 After that, I can go a whiffle. Not at all, Mrs Stanton. I'll be happy to put 153 00:09:33,620 --> 00:09:36,500 any requests you might have to the district council. 154 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:40,320 Oh, right, well, I'd like someone flogged. 155 00:09:40,790 --> 00:09:42,550 To within an inch of their life. 156 00:09:43,610 --> 00:09:46,690 Who? Whoever pinched my Greek fella. 157 00:09:53,650 --> 00:09:54,650 There he was. 158 00:09:55,430 --> 00:09:56,630 Striking a manly pose. 159 00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:58,910 Within the bounds of decency, of course. 160 00:09:59,210 --> 00:10:01,210 I came down this morning and he'd gone. 161 00:10:02,290 --> 00:10:04,190 Well, have you reported this? 162 00:10:04,570 --> 00:10:05,570 I've no phone. 163 00:10:05,710 --> 00:10:08,730 And they don't respond to smoke signals at Ashfordly Police Station. 164 00:10:09,010 --> 00:10:12,790 We could get one of the officers to call in, maybe, take some details. 165 00:10:13,790 --> 00:10:14,790 Hmm. 166 00:10:14,810 --> 00:10:18,690 So long as I vote Blaketon the man for the job. 167 00:10:19,290 --> 00:10:23,150 Well, you seem to be a lady who knows her own mind. 168 00:10:23,470 --> 00:10:24,470 Aye. 169 00:10:24,590 --> 00:10:27,990 And I wouldn't vote for jumped -up Joyce in a million years. 170 00:10:34,090 --> 00:10:35,890 John Thorpe has always been like that, Phil. 171 00:10:36,350 --> 00:10:38,210 Full of charm, you mean? Well, yeah. 172 00:10:38,690 --> 00:10:43,130 Underneath that gruff exterior, he really is a... Who wants a brandy? 173 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:44,810 I'll get it for you. 174 00:10:45,830 --> 00:10:48,870 It is odd, though. I mean, someone just taking a mirror and nothing else. 175 00:10:49,230 --> 00:10:50,230 And was it valuable? 176 00:10:50,510 --> 00:10:53,730 I don't know. I'll tell you what I don't like. Whoever it is coming back after 177 00:10:53,730 --> 00:10:56,590 what he did to Rose... He means business. 178 00:10:57,510 --> 00:10:59,610 Well, it wouldn't have happened in Blaketon's day. 179 00:11:00,490 --> 00:11:02,010 Blaketon had his finger on the pulse. 180 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:04,720 ever noticed. 181 00:11:04,820 --> 00:11:07,740 Hey, Trish, where did you get these postcards? 182 00:11:08,020 --> 00:11:10,780 Oh, my grandad gave them to me. They were sent to him in the First World War. 183 00:11:10,940 --> 00:11:12,740 Those are just the best. There's a couple of hundred here. 184 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:13,940 Oh, let's have a look. 185 00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:15,140 Here you go. 186 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:16,920 Jenny. Oh, no thanks. 187 00:11:18,580 --> 00:11:21,020 No sight of an iron father in those days. 188 00:11:21,460 --> 00:11:21,959 Is she? 189 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:23,480 That keep fit woman off the television. 190 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:27,020 Half my patients wouldn't be patients if they took her advice. A little bit of 191 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,020 exercise. 192 00:11:28,060 --> 00:11:29,920 Well, if that's true, we should do something about it. 193 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:33,340 I know that look, Jenny. What are you thinking? 194 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:36,020 Prevention's better than cure. You're always saying it. 195 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:38,460 So, let's get them leaping about. 196 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:40,320 Globes as well. 197 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,340 About time and all. 198 00:12:05,780 --> 00:12:08,380 Oh. You've had me worried, Rosie. 199 00:12:08,740 --> 00:12:09,740 Where am I? 200 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,440 You're in Ashfordly Hospital. 201 00:12:13,220 --> 00:12:14,220 Why? 202 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:16,160 What's happened? 203 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:17,920 Nurse! 204 00:12:19,140 --> 00:12:20,140 Ah. 205 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:23,640 Ah, Merton. Oscar. 206 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:28,120 I was up at High Holland yesterday doing a spot of canvassing. There's a lady up 207 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:31,780 there by the name of Mrs Stanton. She's had a bronze statue nicked. 208 00:12:32,060 --> 00:12:35,220 And I told her that one of your lads would be more than happy to call in and 209 00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:36,900 take a few details. 210 00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:38,199 Did you indeed? 211 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:41,760 Yes. And while I'm here, I thought I would appraise you of this. 212 00:12:42,460 --> 00:12:44,740 Ah, the famous village plan. 213 00:12:45,060 --> 00:12:47,580 Certainly is, and it's in flagrant breach of election rules. 214 00:12:47,940 --> 00:12:51,840 It should read, printed and published by Joyce Jowett, followed by her address. 215 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:53,500 And it doesn't. 216 00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:56,060 The end is nigh, gentlemen. 217 00:12:57,290 --> 00:13:00,430 Flippance is all very well, Sergeant. This is a matter for the returning 218 00:13:00,430 --> 00:13:02,950 officer, Oscar, not the police, as you well know. 219 00:13:14,470 --> 00:13:16,950 You know, you could have ploughed some of these windows if they were that 220 00:13:18,510 --> 00:13:19,510 That'll break them. 221 00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:21,090 I won't be serious. 222 00:13:22,470 --> 00:13:23,470 Cheers, mate. 223 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:24,970 Ta. 224 00:13:25,470 --> 00:13:26,470 No biscuits? 225 00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:28,570 Oh, no, we're out. 226 00:13:29,690 --> 00:13:30,529 Don't worry. 227 00:13:30,530 --> 00:13:31,870 Just as well I brought me own. 228 00:13:37,270 --> 00:13:38,270 That's a nice camera. 229 00:13:38,370 --> 00:13:39,370 Aye. 230 00:13:40,470 --> 00:13:41,870 I don't take a good photograph. 231 00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:46,710 Mr Vernon says that I'm only for those unfortunate people. 232 00:13:47,090 --> 00:13:48,650 Whereas he takes a brilliant one, I suppose. 233 00:13:49,510 --> 00:13:50,510 Yeah, how did you know? 234 00:13:50,590 --> 00:13:53,490 Yeah, well, it's just a matter of getting the subject at the right moment. 235 00:13:53,590 --> 00:13:54,590 That's a like. 236 00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:56,750 I'll tell you what. 237 00:13:57,350 --> 00:13:58,350 Go stand over there. 238 00:14:01,570 --> 00:14:02,570 David! 239 00:14:02,830 --> 00:14:03,830 See what I mean? 240 00:14:04,130 --> 00:14:06,970 Oh, but I'd like you to have got the side of my head then. 241 00:14:07,210 --> 00:14:10,050 And my mouth wouldn't have been open because I was going to go, what? 242 00:14:10,330 --> 00:14:11,430 Yeah, but caught in the moment. 243 00:14:11,930 --> 00:14:12,930 Natural. 244 00:14:12,990 --> 00:14:15,730 Yeah, but I wouldn't... All right. 245 00:14:16,310 --> 00:14:17,550 Look at me. Pull on. 246 00:14:22,210 --> 00:14:24,330 We could try not looking as if you're going to be hung, David. 247 00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:26,030 Crack your face a bit. 248 00:14:26,850 --> 00:14:28,350 What's the funniest thing you've seen? 249 00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:33,550 Do you mean like ever or just lately? 250 00:14:34,070 --> 00:14:35,530 Ever would include just lately. 251 00:14:35,790 --> 00:14:36,790 Let it come into your mind. 252 00:14:40,510 --> 00:14:41,790 Yeah, I've got it right. 253 00:14:42,170 --> 00:14:43,170 Well, smile about it then. 254 00:14:45,270 --> 00:14:48,190 David, just say cheese, mate. 255 00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:50,890 Cheese, mate. 256 00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:58,100 Vote for him now, I suppose. 257 00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,440 Who, Oscar? 258 00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:00,940 Kept his word. 259 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:02,080 Sent a policeman. 260 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:10,600 Made of bronze, you say? 261 00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:14,560 Yeah. But somehow very lifelike. 262 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,660 I'd grown quite fond of him in an odd sort of a way. 263 00:15:17,860 --> 00:15:21,180 Any idea how much he... how much it was worth? 264 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:22,500 No idea. 265 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:25,400 Come to think of it... 266 00:15:25,770 --> 00:15:27,110 You had a look of yourself to him. 267 00:15:28,030 --> 00:15:29,970 Only, uh, smaller, of course. 268 00:15:31,990 --> 00:15:36,790 Uh, can you think of anybody who might have taken him, uh, it? 269 00:15:38,010 --> 00:15:41,910 Well, Harvey Popple would be my first choice. 270 00:15:42,270 --> 00:15:46,210 What, Harvey the furniture boy? He were round here the other day, conned his way 271 00:15:46,210 --> 00:15:48,670 in, then offered me peanuts for some things. 272 00:15:48,910 --> 00:15:50,610 Eyes everywhere, of course. 273 00:15:50,870 --> 00:15:54,170 And he showed an interest in, in the Greek fella? 274 00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:55,470 Mm. 275 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:58,080 Talked about, er, melting him down. 276 00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:02,300 Would you like to stay for a cup of coffee? 277 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:05,520 Er, no. 278 00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:10,660 No, no, no, thanks all the same. I'd, er... I'd best get back. 279 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:18,540 Morning, Mr Scripps. 280 00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:21,640 I'd like a taxi, please. 281 00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:23,980 David. 282 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,000 The very same? 283 00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:30,540 She wants a taxi. 284 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:31,860 It is not too much trouble. 285 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:38,240 Mind she doesn't winkle things out of you. 286 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,240 What do you mean? 287 00:16:41,540 --> 00:16:42,540 Preferably today. 288 00:16:52,940 --> 00:16:54,300 Where to, Mrs. Jowett? 289 00:16:54,540 --> 00:16:55,880 First up, some leafleting. 290 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,200 First? 291 00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:00,950 What do you mean there's got to be... How's Mr Blaketon's campaign going? 292 00:17:02,130 --> 00:17:05,230 Oh, uh... I don't know. 293 00:17:09,109 --> 00:17:12,290 The chap who assaulted you, Mrs Protheroe, I don't suppose you got a 294 00:17:12,290 --> 00:17:13,890 either? Oh, I'm afraid not, no. 295 00:17:14,650 --> 00:17:16,170 Was it the mirror he was after? 296 00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:18,750 I really don't know. 297 00:17:19,630 --> 00:17:21,310 Well, it wasn't just any old mirror. 298 00:17:21,710 --> 00:17:23,650 I mean, it was a cushion mirror. 299 00:17:24,430 --> 00:17:25,430 Jacobean. 300 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:30,860 Hey, John, you remember that man that came round about a couple of weeks ago? 301 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:33,560 He was trying to buy things off you. 302 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:39,520 He got really nasty when you told him to put... He got really nasty when you 303 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,060 sent him packing. So he did. 304 00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:43,640 Harvey Cottrell. 305 00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:44,860 That's him. 306 00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:51,460 Yes, sir? 307 00:17:52,180 --> 00:17:53,320 Wait for me here, David. 308 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:54,840 Unless you'd like to come and help. 309 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,540 Oh, well, no, maybe not. 310 00:18:02,620 --> 00:18:04,460 Good morning. 311 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:08,680 Hope I can count on your vote on Thursday the 8th. Here we go. 312 00:18:09,620 --> 00:18:14,540 Thursday the 8th. 313 00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:16,380 Voting. 314 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,420 There you are, sir. One for you. 315 00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:20,460 Come in. 316 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:26,000 I take it we'll both be at this keep -fit class of Jenny Latimer? 317 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,720 Tell you what, Parch, we will if you will. 318 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,180 And I will if Ventress will. 319 00:18:32,420 --> 00:18:33,820 So that's that taken care of. 320 00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:37,780 Right, gentlemen, what news? 321 00:18:38,340 --> 00:18:41,680 Harvey Cottrell, furniture dealer known to us. Armed and entering with intent, 322 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:42,920 Whitby 1959. 323 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:46,040 He's been sniffing around John Salters and Miffy Stansons within the last ten 324 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,060 days. Right. 325 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:48,900 Go have a word. 326 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:03,140 Cotterham. Beasley Bradley, Beasley Bellamy, Ashfordly Police. 327 00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:06,420 New furniture for the Nick, lad. I've got all sorts inside. 328 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:09,220 Oh, we're looking for something special. 329 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:10,920 Bronze statue. 330 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,040 Greek fella. 331 00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:15,760 We believe you've had a blitz just recently in the Aidensfield area. 332 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:19,920 if I'm wrong. Isn't the form you make an offer and the punters say yes or no? 333 00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:22,120 Yeah, what happens if they say no and mean it? 334 00:19:22,380 --> 00:19:23,800 Do you go back later and help yourself? 335 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:25,800 You see... 336 00:19:25,820 --> 00:19:28,600 It's not just a Greek statue we're looking for, Mr Cottrell. 337 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:33,960 An elderly couple have been assaulted, and so far, you're the common factor to 338 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:34,960 both crimes. 339 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:36,860 You've outstayed your welcome. 340 00:19:38,180 --> 00:19:40,340 Even so, we'd still like to look around. 341 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:52,020 I'm not finding any items here unaccounted for. 342 00:19:52,420 --> 00:19:54,800 I've got names, addresses, prices, paid the lot. 343 00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:21,890 I don't understand the female mind sometimes, David. 344 00:20:22,390 --> 00:20:24,910 Women died to get us the vote. 345 00:20:26,470 --> 00:20:30,070 There's Mrs Hargreaves saying she lives too far away to make it worth turning 346 00:20:30,070 --> 00:20:33,350 out. Oh, we've cracked that one, Mrs Jowett. 347 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:35,649 Oh, really? 348 00:20:35,650 --> 00:20:36,650 How? 349 00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:55,660 Phil. 350 00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:02,960 And then to your right. 351 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:04,920 And to your left. 352 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:10,160 And back up again. And look down at your toe and feel that stretch. 353 00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:12,560 And then back up to your right. 354 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,200 And to your left. 355 00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:16,120 What a bloke inside. 356 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:20,320 She's a good looking lass, that Susie Fuller. 357 00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:26,330 Checking the premises, gentlemen. 358 00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:28,230 And reach that over. 359 00:21:32,570 --> 00:21:33,570 That's lovely. 360 00:21:33,890 --> 00:21:34,890 And back. 361 00:21:34,970 --> 00:21:36,210 And the other arm. 362 00:21:36,410 --> 00:21:37,890 And reach over. 363 00:21:39,290 --> 00:21:44,470 And then just to finish off, we'll just sway very gently from side to side. 364 00:21:45,590 --> 00:21:47,530 Thank you very much, ladies. 365 00:21:48,450 --> 00:21:51,590 Could I have a moment of your lady's time? 366 00:21:52,460 --> 00:21:54,780 This is what it's all about, ladies. 367 00:21:55,460 --> 00:21:57,340 Banding together to achieve things. 368 00:21:57,540 --> 00:21:59,700 In America, they call it women's liberation. 369 00:22:00,260 --> 00:22:04,940 Well, I'm not saying we plan to rule the world, yet, but I do say we're long 370 00:22:04,940 --> 00:22:09,060 overdue certain public facilities that'll make our lives easier. 371 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:15,780 Now, I want you to take home a copy of my village plan, reflect on it, and vote 372 00:22:15,780 --> 00:22:16,780 for Joyce Jowett. 373 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:21,980 And I promise you, women's voices will be the loudest to ring in this parish. 374 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:27,720 There we are, then. 375 00:22:28,620 --> 00:22:31,000 Sorry I left my money at home, Alf. 376 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:33,240 Forgetful these days. 377 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:38,320 Talking about money, that wad that you've got stuffed under the 378 00:22:38,660 --> 00:22:39,660 All right. 379 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:41,360 All round the neck, is it? 380 00:22:42,030 --> 00:22:46,190 You know that Mrs Ventress and me are very big fans of building societies. 381 00:22:46,550 --> 00:22:51,030 They pay 5%, you know. Since when have you lot been my financial advisors? 382 00:22:51,350 --> 00:22:55,510 Since deciding that your life savings are a crime waiting to happen. 383 00:22:55,710 --> 00:22:58,290 Well, I'll thank you to mind your own interference. 384 00:23:00,570 --> 00:23:01,570 I'll get you a drink. 385 00:23:03,530 --> 00:23:05,430 Ah, how did it go, then? 386 00:23:05,730 --> 00:23:07,250 Well, they've all survived, I think. 387 00:23:07,690 --> 00:23:10,270 I'll have four half -a -bitters and an orange juice, please. 388 00:23:10,510 --> 00:23:13,170 All right. We had a visit from Mrs Jowett, Oscar. 389 00:23:13,390 --> 00:23:14,390 She gave us a speech. 390 00:23:14,790 --> 00:23:15,569 She what? 391 00:23:15,570 --> 00:23:16,950 She didn't join in, I noticed. 392 00:23:17,250 --> 00:23:20,290 She used the words women's liberation, Oscar. 393 00:23:20,830 --> 00:23:21,830 Women's liberation? 394 00:23:22,430 --> 00:23:23,530 In Aidensfield? 395 00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:27,090 And what have you lot done about Harvey Cottrell? 396 00:23:28,070 --> 00:23:32,730 Well, we've spoken to him. I want him more than spoken to. I want to know why 397 00:23:32,730 --> 00:23:33,730 did what he did. 398 00:23:33,910 --> 00:23:38,110 Mr Salton. My friend gets a bang on the head that could have killed her and you 399 00:23:38,110 --> 00:23:39,110 lot do nothing. 400 00:23:39,660 --> 00:23:43,260 Ah, Miss Latimer. Did my wife turn up at the class? She did indeed. 401 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:46,500 Oh, I'd best be going. I said I wouldn't be turning out. 402 00:23:47,420 --> 00:23:50,460 Jenny, what are you having? A little orange juice, please. Another orange 403 00:23:50,460 --> 00:23:56,200 please. And that... Trisha. 404 00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:58,460 Gina, call an ambulance. 405 00:23:58,820 --> 00:23:59,820 Trisha. 406 00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:02,920 What's going on? 407 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:06,020 I've been to the hospital and they said you've discharged yourself. 408 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:07,920 Mike, I fainted, that's all. 409 00:24:08,649 --> 00:24:11,290 Anyway, they said it's all right as long as I get checked over by a 410 00:24:11,290 --> 00:24:14,850 cardiologist. A cardiologist? Look, can we talk about this later, please? 411 00:24:15,550 --> 00:24:16,550 What's wrong? 412 00:24:16,650 --> 00:24:18,170 I was just about to call the station. 413 00:24:19,050 --> 00:24:20,350 Mike, I've been burgled. 414 00:24:31,090 --> 00:24:32,090 Ruthie! 415 00:24:33,450 --> 00:24:34,450 What are you doing? 416 00:24:34,970 --> 00:24:37,390 Your windows, Mrs Joe. From the inside out? 417 00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:39,310 No. No, of course not. 418 00:24:40,290 --> 00:24:42,670 I thought I'd try doing the insides. The door was open. 419 00:24:45,570 --> 00:24:46,570 Where's your bucket? 420 00:24:48,590 --> 00:24:49,790 I was looking for you. 421 00:24:51,130 --> 00:24:52,430 Well, now you've found me. 422 00:24:53,990 --> 00:24:54,990 Sit down there. 423 00:24:55,630 --> 00:24:56,630 Sit down. 424 00:25:01,770 --> 00:25:02,970 Do not move a muscle. 425 00:25:09,860 --> 00:25:13,000 Postcards? Well, collected items, Sarge. All from the First World War. 426 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:16,080 The sort of thing Harvey Cottrell would be interested in. 427 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,440 Sorry, Sarge. Mrs Jowett's on the phone. 428 00:25:20,780 --> 00:25:22,340 Tell her I'll be voting for Blaketon. 429 00:25:22,660 --> 00:25:26,440 On second thoughts, don't. We'll never get rid of her. Well, we may not yet. 430 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:27,820 She's made a citizen's arrest. 431 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,760 Reggie Turnbull, the window cleaner. 432 00:25:33,660 --> 00:25:35,280 It's a simple enough question, Reggie. 433 00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:37,440 What are you doing in Mrs Jowett's living room? 434 00:25:37,850 --> 00:25:39,710 I was about to clean the inside of the windows. 435 00:25:40,410 --> 00:25:43,930 Do we look stupid, Reggie? How did you get in the house? 436 00:25:44,390 --> 00:25:45,390 Well, the door was open. 437 00:25:45,570 --> 00:25:46,570 What's this? 438 00:25:48,150 --> 00:25:49,970 You've been taking photographs in my house. 439 00:25:52,090 --> 00:25:53,350 Probably of yours, is it, then? 440 00:25:54,210 --> 00:25:57,410 Photography? I think it's about time we took a trip down to the station. 441 00:25:58,270 --> 00:25:59,270 Don't you, Reggie? 442 00:26:01,210 --> 00:26:04,890 So, Reggie, since when did you need a camera to clean windows? 443 00:26:05,290 --> 00:26:06,290 I told you. 444 00:26:06,350 --> 00:26:07,350 Don't be a mind. 445 00:26:07,949 --> 00:26:09,690 What, specialised in interior, do you? 446 00:26:10,010 --> 00:26:11,010 No. 447 00:26:11,150 --> 00:26:12,150 Wildlife, mostly. 448 00:26:12,250 --> 00:26:13,250 Really? 449 00:26:13,850 --> 00:26:18,630 So if we have this film developed, what will we find? 450 00:26:20,750 --> 00:26:21,750 Birds and bees? 451 00:26:23,230 --> 00:26:24,810 Or something more than the thing? 452 00:26:27,270 --> 00:26:31,330 And while I'm here, Constable, I'd like to report several breaches of the 453 00:26:31,330 --> 00:26:33,190 Representation of the People Act 1949. 454 00:26:34,150 --> 00:26:35,150 Do you know it? 455 00:26:36,690 --> 00:26:40,900 Well... It's not up here, along with the illegal parking and that sort of thing, 456 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,000 but far away. 457 00:26:42,220 --> 00:26:47,240 I have it from a very reliable source that my opponent, Mr Blaketon, has hired 458 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:50,900 the services of a local taxi firm to run his voters to the poll. 459 00:26:52,300 --> 00:26:53,300 Good grief. 460 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:58,040 Well, if money changes hands, it's downright illegal, and he's using 461 00:26:58,040 --> 00:26:59,260 premises as committee rooms. 462 00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:03,580 Well, for all I know, he could be treating people in there just to get the 463 00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:04,580 votes. 464 00:27:04,940 --> 00:27:09,800 Would you pass that on to Sergeant Merton and ask him to do something about 465 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,840 I'll pass it on straight away. 466 00:27:12,180 --> 00:27:13,180 Thank you, Constable. 467 00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:18,800 Elections. They bring out the best in people. 468 00:27:21,660 --> 00:27:23,220 Well? Well what? 469 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:28,800 Have you brought Harvey Cottrell in yet? Now, John, just listen. No, you listen. 470 00:27:29,620 --> 00:27:32,620 Harvey Cottrell stands out like a sore thumb. 471 00:27:33,909 --> 00:27:38,430 Offered me five bob for that mirror. I put a flea in his ear, he comes back and 472 00:27:38,430 --> 00:27:40,650 nicks it. How much simpler can it be? 473 00:27:41,010 --> 00:27:44,190 Mr Salter, your mirror isn't at his premises. 474 00:27:44,590 --> 00:27:46,170 So there's no reason to bring him in. 475 00:27:47,570 --> 00:27:50,590 He won't have it on display for you lot, will he? 476 00:27:51,810 --> 00:27:53,990 Honestly, what a job. Don't do it yourself. 477 00:27:54,310 --> 00:27:55,710 Now, just a second, John. 478 00:28:03,169 --> 00:28:09,290 gentlemen the hustle and bustle of 20th century life is all very well in its 479 00:28:09,290 --> 00:28:16,210 place but that place is not Aidensfield Aidensfield is a place of peace 480 00:28:16,210 --> 00:28:22,730 and tranquility and I am the man to ensure that that peace and tranquility 481 00:28:22,730 --> 00:28:29,590 remains I am the man for the job thank you very 482 00:28:29,590 --> 00:28:30,590 much 483 00:28:34,890 --> 00:28:35,890 That sounded good. 484 00:28:36,310 --> 00:28:39,930 Yeah, they tell me it's a close -run thing. I mean, me versus Joyce Cowart. 485 00:28:40,170 --> 00:28:41,790 I find that very hard to believe. 486 00:28:42,230 --> 00:28:43,230 Don't you? 487 00:28:45,590 --> 00:28:48,590 You should have let me know. I could have done some lunch. 488 00:28:48,910 --> 00:28:50,970 Well, I'm not that hungry. 489 00:28:51,770 --> 00:28:53,030 I only came here tonight, you. 490 00:28:53,230 --> 00:28:54,370 I thought you might have done. 491 00:28:54,930 --> 00:28:57,210 Well, then, Teth, you made arrangements? 492 00:28:57,630 --> 00:28:59,090 No, no, I haven't. 493 00:28:59,570 --> 00:29:00,910 Mike, I don't really need to. 494 00:29:01,889 --> 00:29:03,310 Trish, you promised. 495 00:29:03,750 --> 00:29:04,750 I know what's wrong. 496 00:29:05,090 --> 00:29:06,350 I've known for 20 years. 497 00:29:07,510 --> 00:29:11,650 When I was a kid, I had rheumatic fever. I'll explain another time, but it left 498 00:29:11,650 --> 00:29:13,650 me with something called mitral stenosis. 499 00:29:14,190 --> 00:29:15,190 Which is? 500 00:29:15,330 --> 00:29:16,830 A narrowing of a heart valve. 501 00:29:17,230 --> 00:29:18,790 And you went out and did a fitness class? 502 00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:21,450 I've had it for years. It's never bothered me before. 503 00:29:21,650 --> 00:29:22,990 I must have overdone it, that's all. 504 00:29:23,450 --> 00:29:27,130 Look, it's just one of those things. It's nothing to worry about. I'll 505 00:29:27,130 --> 00:29:28,130 live till I'm 150. 506 00:29:29,130 --> 00:29:30,130 Happy now? 507 00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:34,020 Well, it depends on what you'd be like. A sweet old lady or a raging battle axe. 508 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:35,960 Well, that'll be for you to find out. 509 00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:37,620 Now, about that lunch. 510 00:29:38,580 --> 00:29:40,280 Is there any news of my postcard? 511 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,100 No. Afraid not. 512 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:47,760 Trish? 513 00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:49,120 Who cleans your window? 514 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:51,480 Reggie Turnbull. Why? 515 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,200 No reason. 516 00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,360 Take me and Miss Spade to Harvey Cottrell's yard. 517 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:09,000 I don't think you should just drive, David. 518 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:25,040 Ashfordly Police Station. 519 00:30:26,220 --> 00:30:27,340 Oh, yes, Bernie. 520 00:30:31,260 --> 00:30:32,260 Really? 521 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,220 Thanks for letting us know. 522 00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:40,440 John Salter has just commandeered David and his taxi. 523 00:30:41,100 --> 00:30:42,560 He's armed with a spade. 524 00:30:42,820 --> 00:30:45,500 My guess is he's on his way to Harvey Cockrell's place. 525 00:30:51,820 --> 00:30:54,980 So how do you play, Mrs. Salter? 526 00:30:55,220 --> 00:30:56,600 No, you wait in the taxi. 527 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:03,980 Change your mind, Mr. Salter. 528 00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:06,020 Oh, no, hang on a minute. 529 00:31:06,300 --> 00:31:07,480 You're coming with me, Harvey. 530 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:08,840 Down the neck. 531 00:31:09,020 --> 00:31:10,020 Taxi's waiting. 532 00:31:10,060 --> 00:31:10,919 You want to bet? 533 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,020 You can't just come in here like some mad ax man, you know. 534 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,280 First you're going to pay for hiding Rosie. 535 00:31:17,740 --> 00:31:20,400 And then you're going to tell the police where my mirror is. 536 00:31:25,660 --> 00:31:27,300 Come back for God's sake. 537 00:31:30,990 --> 00:31:31,990 Where's Mr. Salter? 538 00:31:32,050 --> 00:31:33,350 Oh, he's in there, Mr. Donnelly. 539 00:31:34,690 --> 00:31:36,210 Get out of here, you cuckoo! 540 00:31:38,270 --> 00:31:39,730 Mr. Salter, can't you? 541 00:31:40,790 --> 00:31:43,210 You've got to pay for what you've done! 542 00:31:44,130 --> 00:31:45,270 Tell them, man! 543 00:31:45,470 --> 00:31:46,470 Tell them! 544 00:31:48,350 --> 00:31:49,350 Salter! 545 00:31:49,730 --> 00:31:52,290 I don't want to be a devil! Get out, cuckoo! 546 00:31:53,610 --> 00:31:55,590 Let me get paid, Mr. Salter. 547 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:12,900 And count your lucky stars that Harvey Cotter is not pressing charges. 548 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,520 Aye, well, says it all, eh? 549 00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:19,420 He's guilty as sin. Just leave it to us if he's guilty or not. 550 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:23,560 What were you doing with that spade? You going to dig a trench in the man? I 551 00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:26,280 don't know why you lot have suddenly taken against me. 552 00:32:27,260 --> 00:32:29,380 I want this joker to do time. 553 00:32:29,660 --> 00:32:30,720 Look, I've told you, John. 554 00:32:30,980 --> 00:32:33,140 Leave it to us. You've done enough damage. 555 00:32:35,740 --> 00:32:36,740 I'm sorry. 556 00:32:37,780 --> 00:32:38,800 What can I say? 557 00:32:40,610 --> 00:32:41,610 Thanks, Alf. 558 00:32:42,130 --> 00:32:43,130 Don't mention it. 559 00:32:46,790 --> 00:32:49,990 I'll tell you what you can do, if you really want to make amends. 560 00:32:50,310 --> 00:32:53,870 Why don't you and that money you keep under the floorboards take a walk down 561 00:32:53,870 --> 00:32:55,690 the building society first thing in the morning? 562 00:33:23,770 --> 00:33:24,770 30. 563 00:33:25,630 --> 00:33:26,630 Have a seat. 564 00:33:30,490 --> 00:33:31,730 Your money's flat, isn't it? 565 00:33:32,630 --> 00:33:33,850 I think you'd be pleasantly surprised. 566 00:33:40,730 --> 00:33:43,430 It's been a bit difficult this last couple of days, Mr Wilkins. 567 00:33:45,010 --> 00:33:46,010 Oh, eh? 568 00:33:46,230 --> 00:33:47,270 Not got so much done. 569 00:33:48,310 --> 00:33:49,310 Well, you know how it goes. 570 00:33:50,910 --> 00:33:51,910 No. 571 00:33:52,190 --> 00:33:53,190 I don't. 572 00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:57,860 Mr Wilkins, I think I'd like to give you a rest for a while. 573 00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:00,880 It's a bit awkward, that, Reggie. 574 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:02,700 I've got bills to pay. 575 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:04,639 Customers waiting. 576 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:06,500 But you never said it'd come to knocking old people around. 577 00:34:07,100 --> 00:34:08,500 You heard about that, then, did you? 578 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:10,880 Does it get better every time it's told? 579 00:34:12,139 --> 00:34:13,460 Have I killed her yet? 580 00:34:14,100 --> 00:34:14,958 Well, no. 581 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:16,000 She slipped, Reggie. 582 00:34:16,980 --> 00:34:17,980 It was unfortunate. 583 00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:21,340 I still got mirror in the end, though. 584 00:34:22,780 --> 00:34:23,780 Aye, well... 585 00:34:23,870 --> 00:34:25,730 I'd like to call it a day, Mr Wilkins. 586 00:34:29,090 --> 00:34:30,250 Facts are life, Reggie. 587 00:34:31,090 --> 00:34:32,090 One. 588 00:34:32,810 --> 00:34:34,389 Aidensfield's a very classy area. 589 00:34:34,909 --> 00:34:36,250 And I'm not done with it yet. 590 00:34:37,190 --> 00:34:38,190 Two. 591 00:34:39,610 --> 00:34:42,170 It's your fingerprints on them photos as well as mine. 592 00:34:42,770 --> 00:34:44,190 And I've kept every one of them. 593 00:34:45,429 --> 00:34:46,889 You're in this till I say otherwise. 594 00:34:47,790 --> 00:34:48,790 Three. 595 00:34:49,110 --> 00:34:50,870 It ain't just pensioners I clobber. 596 00:34:52,290 --> 00:34:53,290 Sir. 597 00:34:54,060 --> 00:34:55,639 This is what he calls wildlife, eh? 598 00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,020 Well, what did you hope to find? 599 00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:00,200 They all look pretty innocent to me. 600 00:35:00,660 --> 00:35:03,680 Well, Reggie cleans windows for almost everyone in the village. He does 601 00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:07,780 Tricia's, John Falter's. He probably does Alice Stanton's as well. 602 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:12,620 In each case, only one specific item has been stolen, which indicates that the 603 00:35:12,620 --> 00:35:14,880 thief knows exactly what he or she is after. 604 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:16,600 Go on. 605 00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:21,160 Well, if Reggie does clean windows for Alice Stanton... 606 00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,680 Well, then that links him to all the houses that have been burgled, which 607 00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:27,240 explain what he's doing in Joyce Jowett's house with the camera. 608 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,840 Perhaps you should pay Alice Stanton another visit. 609 00:35:31,740 --> 00:35:32,740 Good luck, Mike. 610 00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,080 Funny lady. 611 00:35:39,860 --> 00:35:40,860 Morning, 612 00:35:41,060 --> 00:35:50,440 Mrs 613 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,830 Stanton. PT Mike Bradley, Aidensfield Police. 614 00:35:53,130 --> 00:35:55,330 Hello. What a lovely surprise. 615 00:35:56,730 --> 00:35:57,950 Odd question for you. 616 00:35:58,670 --> 00:36:00,170 Your windows. 617 00:36:00,510 --> 00:36:02,210 Does Reggie Turnbull clean them? 618 00:36:02,550 --> 00:36:03,550 Yeah, he does. 619 00:36:03,830 --> 00:36:04,808 Nice lad. 620 00:36:04,810 --> 00:36:06,110 Comes once a fortnight. 621 00:36:07,050 --> 00:36:08,930 He likes my homemade biscuits. 622 00:36:09,830 --> 00:36:12,150 I was just about to make a cup of coffee. 623 00:36:12,430 --> 00:36:13,430 No, really. 624 00:36:13,890 --> 00:36:15,350 Mustache. Thanks. We'll be in touch. 625 00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:30,240 I'm sorry, Gina, really. 626 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,140 I didn't know where else to go. 627 00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,260 My mum said Mr Blake didn't... Sit down, love. 628 00:36:43,940 --> 00:36:44,940 Well. 629 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:49,340 I think Dr Somerville should take a look at that face of yours, Reggie. 630 00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,200 Oh, please. 631 00:36:51,300 --> 00:36:52,300 Not there. 632 00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:54,160 Come on, then. 633 00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:58,360 What's all this about? 634 00:36:59,210 --> 00:37:00,590 I met this fella last year. 635 00:37:01,630 --> 00:37:04,610 I was doing the windows at Erindale Shops there and he comes out of one of 636 00:37:05,310 --> 00:37:06,310 Says, can we have a chat? 637 00:37:07,630 --> 00:37:09,530 If I'd said no, none of this would have happened. 638 00:37:10,790 --> 00:37:12,170 Well, obviously you didn't. 639 00:37:13,830 --> 00:37:14,830 What was his name? 640 00:37:15,850 --> 00:37:16,850 Peter Wilkins. 641 00:37:18,010 --> 00:37:20,310 Takes me to a cafe, buys me breakfast. 642 00:37:21,050 --> 00:37:22,050 Seemed really nice. 643 00:37:23,250 --> 00:37:25,170 Not making excuses, but that's what he did. 644 00:37:26,130 --> 00:37:27,650 Do I do a lot of houses, he asks. 645 00:37:28,319 --> 00:37:29,319 Posh houses. 646 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,480 Houses with stuff in them that's worth a few bob, of course I do. 647 00:37:34,580 --> 00:37:37,800 And he asks you to keep a record of what the people have? 648 00:37:38,460 --> 00:37:39,460 Not exactly. 649 00:37:40,220 --> 00:37:41,680 He bought me a camera that morning. 650 00:37:42,300 --> 00:37:45,120 Said any chance they had to take a few snaps of people's rooms. 651 00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:48,340 So he'd go through the photos, pick and choose, and then rob the places? 652 00:37:48,780 --> 00:37:49,780 The cheek of it. 653 00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:53,980 Why the cuts and bruises? 654 00:37:54,580 --> 00:37:56,160 I told him this morning I wanted out. 655 00:37:57,250 --> 00:37:59,250 I mean, I never thought people would end up in hospital. 656 00:37:59,650 --> 00:38:01,010 Mrs Prothero, she's dead nice. 657 00:38:02,730 --> 00:38:04,010 He says I'm in it till he says. 658 00:38:05,630 --> 00:38:06,630 Hold that on there. 659 00:38:07,690 --> 00:38:08,690 Be back in a sec. 660 00:38:11,190 --> 00:38:12,550 What am I going to do, Mr Blaketon? 661 00:38:13,130 --> 00:38:15,750 Well, there's only one thing you can do, Reggie. We'll patch you up and take you 662 00:38:15,750 --> 00:38:16,750 to the police station. 663 00:38:16,790 --> 00:38:18,130 You can tell them your story. 664 00:38:19,770 --> 00:38:20,990 You've had the guts to tell me. 665 00:38:22,270 --> 00:38:23,570 You'll have the guts to tell them. 666 00:38:28,350 --> 00:38:29,350 Any luck, Mike? 667 00:38:29,390 --> 00:38:30,390 No, Sarge. 668 00:38:31,030 --> 00:38:33,490 Reggie's not home and his mum doesn't know when he's going to be back. It's 669 00:38:33,490 --> 00:38:35,150 difficult. They've got no real evidence. 670 00:38:35,450 --> 00:38:36,450 No. 671 00:38:37,490 --> 00:38:38,490 Ah. 672 00:38:38,610 --> 00:38:39,569 Afternoon, Merton. 673 00:38:39,570 --> 00:38:42,510 Oscar. This lad here's got a tale to tell. 674 00:38:45,090 --> 00:38:48,350 If you'd told us this the other day, Reggie, you'd fill up a face left. 675 00:38:49,170 --> 00:38:50,710 Give us Peter's address, Reggie. 676 00:38:51,610 --> 00:38:52,610 Greendale Mill. 677 00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:53,830 Herondale Road. 678 00:38:53,990 --> 00:38:54,990 I know. 679 00:38:55,430 --> 00:38:56,790 And I'm not the only one he's got. 680 00:38:57,580 --> 00:38:59,700 I think there's like a team of us in different villages. 681 00:39:00,580 --> 00:39:01,740 Delivery people and stuff. 682 00:39:02,380 --> 00:39:03,380 People with access. 683 00:39:03,980 --> 00:39:05,000 Who's he selling on to? 684 00:39:05,620 --> 00:39:06,620 Someone in Dublin. 685 00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:08,840 He's always saying they can't get enough of it. 686 00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:10,380 Dublin? 687 00:39:10,580 --> 00:39:11,578 How's he get it there? 688 00:39:11,580 --> 00:39:13,860 There's a cargo boat. Leaves Whitby once a fortnight. 689 00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:16,240 Does a round trip of the Irish ports. 690 00:39:18,260 --> 00:39:19,340 What's going to happen to me? 691 00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:21,460 You'll pay for what you've done, Reggie. 692 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:25,160 But it seems one or two will speak up for you when the time comes. Oscar 693 00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:26,160 Blaketon included. 694 00:39:27,050 --> 00:39:30,510 Put them in a cell, PC Bellamy, till we decide what to do with them. 695 00:39:35,650 --> 00:39:38,030 Come on, you two, cheer up. Not the end of the world. 696 00:39:38,350 --> 00:39:40,090 What have you got to be so cheerful about? 697 00:39:40,410 --> 00:39:43,710 By the end of the evening, Joyce Jowett will be history, and we'll be 698 00:39:43,710 --> 00:39:45,350 celebrating a bright future. 699 00:39:45,670 --> 00:39:47,250 I'm not so sure about that. 700 00:39:47,650 --> 00:39:48,770 Everything's staying the same. 701 00:39:49,090 --> 00:39:50,510 It's going to be a close thing. 702 00:39:52,210 --> 00:39:54,030 What do you mean, close? 703 00:39:54,910 --> 00:39:57,400 Well... Not everybody's that keen on you, Mr Blaketon. 704 00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:00,740 I mean, Mrs Butterworth said, I'm not going to vote for that. The polling 705 00:40:00,740 --> 00:40:02,420 station closes in a couple of hours. 706 00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:03,840 Oh, aye? 707 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:05,760 Mrs Butterworth said what? 708 00:40:06,660 --> 00:40:08,880 Better get off and collect the rest of the support. 709 00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:13,520 Ernie. 710 00:40:33,610 --> 00:40:34,610 Oh, 711 00:40:41,050 --> 00:40:45,870 Sarge, I've made some phone calls about these burglaries. We aren't the only 712 00:40:45,870 --> 00:40:48,950 station with burglaries outstanding, all with the same M .O. 713 00:40:49,230 --> 00:40:51,730 A specific piece taken in each case. 714 00:40:52,110 --> 00:40:53,110 Same sort of stuff? 715 00:40:53,170 --> 00:40:55,090 Even another bronze statue. 716 00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:56,259 Good work, Mike. 717 00:40:56,260 --> 00:40:57,260 That's a look at HQ. 718 00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,100 We'll finish the job tomorrow. 719 00:40:59,340 --> 00:41:03,000 In the meantime, better cast your vote down at the village hall, just in case 720 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,000 there's been a riot. 721 00:41:04,540 --> 00:41:05,540 Right, sir. 722 00:41:09,740 --> 00:41:10,080 Thank 723 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:17,140 you 724 00:41:17,140 --> 00:41:18,140 very much. 725 00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:22,260 I'll pay your balance in 15 minutes. 726 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,160 All done then? 727 00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:34,960 Yep. Another blow for women's liberation. 728 00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:51,620 Have you seen David? He should be here by now. Voting ends in ten minutes. Oh, 729 00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,000 don't worry. I'm sure he'll turn up. You know, David, ever reliable. 730 00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:55,540 Oh, very funny. 731 00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:58,040 Yeah. Well, get your vote in, at least. 732 00:42:01,260 --> 00:42:02,260 Here you go. 733 00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:11,560 Bensfield Arms. Gina, it's me. I'm at Mr Salter's house. Hi, David. 734 00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:14,980 What on earth are you doing there? I'm taking him and three others to the 735 00:42:14,980 --> 00:42:17,220 election, but we've had a puncture. 736 00:42:18,190 --> 00:42:21,010 I'm going to tell Mr. Blakes and Mr. Scripps. Because we're going to be there 737 00:42:21,010 --> 00:42:25,330 nine o 'clock. Otherwise, Mr. Blakes, he won't win. So, Mr. Scripps... Calm 738 00:42:25,330 --> 00:42:26,330 down, David. 739 00:42:26,630 --> 00:42:29,470 Now, can you get Mr. Salter to help you out with the tyre? Yeah, he's already 740 00:42:29,470 --> 00:42:30,690 doing that. Don't panic. 741 00:42:31,070 --> 00:42:33,370 I'm sure Oscar will understand you've tried your best. 742 00:42:33,790 --> 00:42:34,790 I'll tell him. 743 00:42:34,870 --> 00:42:35,669 Ta -ra. 744 00:42:35,670 --> 00:42:36,669 Right, bye. 745 00:42:36,670 --> 00:42:37,670 Bye. 746 00:42:40,490 --> 00:42:41,810 Come on, folks. We're off. 747 00:42:47,180 --> 00:42:48,180 Talk to you soon, sir. 748 00:43:47,950 --> 00:43:50,230 You'd better get in there quick. I think it might be too late. 749 00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:25,840 I'll phone you back. 750 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:31,480 Mr. Wilkins, I have a warrant to search these premises. 751 00:44:45,340 --> 00:44:46,340 Oh. 752 00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:51,180 May I have the pleasure of this dance? 753 00:44:51,460 --> 00:44:52,460 Are you sure? 754 00:44:53,700 --> 00:44:54,700 Now, careful. 755 00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:56,440 Careful. 756 00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:58,520 In you go. 757 00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:00,320 Oh, dear. 758 00:45:00,860 --> 00:45:01,860 Right. 759 00:45:02,340 --> 00:45:06,140 Where was I before I was so rudely interrupted the other night? 760 00:45:06,340 --> 00:45:07,118 I don't know. 761 00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:08,160 Where were you? 762 00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:13,340 I was about to ask you on a cruise. Oh, don't be so daft. 763 00:45:13,700 --> 00:45:14,780 No, really, I was. 764 00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:18,460 Thought round here reckon I've got long pockets. 765 00:45:18,740 --> 00:45:19,740 They're right. 766 00:45:20,460 --> 00:45:22,520 But I'd spend all I've got on you, Rosie. 767 00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:29,000 How do you fancy it? You and me, dancing the night away. Oh, it'd be smashing. 768 00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,140 What are we going to use for money? 769 00:45:36,340 --> 00:45:43,260 I'm a big fan 770 00:45:43,260 --> 00:45:44,260 of the building society. 771 00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:46,520 Five percent they give. 772 00:45:48,799 --> 00:45:50,400 The Caribbean, I thought. 773 00:46:01,460 --> 00:46:04,300 Postcards, Sarge. Donald McGill. They belong to Trisha Somerville. 774 00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:05,640 I'll put them down to her, then. 775 00:46:05,900 --> 00:46:09,260 And this fella, Bellamy, belongs, I believe, to your friend, Michael Dunton. 776 00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:14,480 Doesn't look a bit like me. 777 00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,340 I felt sorry for young Reggie. Got him mixed up and all that. 778 00:46:25,180 --> 00:46:26,540 What are you going to do with him now, then? 779 00:46:26,820 --> 00:46:29,820 Oh, that's for the courts to decide, Oscar. But we've got a good wording for 780 00:46:29,820 --> 00:46:32,100 him. Oh, it's a shame. He's such a nice lad. 781 00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:35,380 He was obviously terrified of that Wilkins bloke. 782 00:46:36,220 --> 00:46:36,959 Hey, girl. 783 00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:40,840 What can I get you? A gin and tonic for me and whatever Trish is having. I will 784 00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:44,680 have orange juice. Not you as well. I thought I was supposed to be the doctor 785 00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:45,419 around here. 786 00:46:45,420 --> 00:46:46,420 Don't worry, Gina. 787 00:46:46,620 --> 00:46:47,940 I'll be keeping a close eye on her. 788 00:46:48,330 --> 00:46:51,850 Well, you all don't worry and I'm fine, aren't I? Nevertheless, I think you 789 00:46:51,850 --> 00:46:53,450 should go easy on the keep fit for a while. 790 00:46:53,890 --> 00:46:56,250 In any case, I think we might have to find new premises. 791 00:46:57,070 --> 00:47:00,550 Joyce Jout said she saw two dodgy characters hanging around outside. 792 00:47:01,510 --> 00:47:03,750 Oh, congratulations, councillor. 793 00:47:04,550 --> 00:47:08,310 Ah, yes, thanks, Alf. Even if it was by just four votes. 794 00:47:08,610 --> 00:47:12,470 Yes, well, those four votes were very crucial, weren't they, David? 795 00:47:12,870 --> 00:47:14,610 Oh, yes, Mr Blaketon. 796 00:47:15,750 --> 00:47:16,990 So, what are you folks having? 797 00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:18,580 The drinks are on me. 798 00:47:19,020 --> 00:47:21,440 Oh, I'll have a pie, counsellor. 799 00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:22,840 Same again. 800 00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:24,360 Not me.