1
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Wake up.

2
00:00:35,197 --> 00:00:37,577
Are they people? They're so small.

3
00:00:39,915 --> 00:00:41,418
Why did you poke my sole?

4
00:00:41,501 --> 00:00:45,634
Venerable Tang.
Venerable Tang, I'm over here.

5
00:00:46,009 --> 00:00:48,347
Look over here. I'm over here.

6
00:00:48,890 --> 00:00:52,397
You were asleep for so long.
So we wanted to wake you up.

7
00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:55,486
Come closer. I have good news...

8
00:00:55,820 --> 00:00:57,908
I'm sorry.

9
00:00:58,825 --> 00:01:00,453
I'm sorry.

10
00:01:00,537 --> 00:01:05,964
Venerable Tang, we have
some great news for you.

11
00:01:06,048 --> 00:01:08,594
Congratulations,
you've finally arrived

12
00:01:08,678 --> 00:01:11,224
at the place you've always dreamt of.

13
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- Is this India?
- Yes.

14
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India?

15
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I've finally arrived
at my destination!

16
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I'm sorry.

17
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Master?

18
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You've shrunk too.

19
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Master, why are you in India too?

20
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Tang, you haven't let me down.

21
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We've already loaded the 22 sutras
that you were looking for

22
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onto 10 chariots for you.

23
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They're yours for the taking.
Help yourself.

24
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But I'm here today mainly to
present you with an award.

25
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What's the award?

26
00:02:00,860 --> 00:02:02,613
It's the lifetime achievement award.

27
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Try it on.

28
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I feel so honoured.

29
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I like it.

30
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You can choose between
the understated or flamboyant style.

31
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The right side is lighted up. Look.

32
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Now, the left side is lighted up.

33
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Please make an acceptance speech.

34
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Me? Let me think about
what I should say.

35
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Master, what's going on?

36
00:02:41,353 --> 00:02:43,149
Is it fun?

37
00:03:01,099 --> 00:03:04,188
<i>The Weirdos' Performance Troupe</i>

38
00:03:04,272 --> 00:03:06,359
Venerable, stop sleeping.

39
00:03:06,443 --> 00:03:08,572
If you still can't earn any money,
the troupe master will throw you out.

40
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Yes, I got it.

41
00:03:13,539 --> 00:03:16,253
Everyone, feast your eyes on
amazing physical feats

42
00:03:16,336 --> 00:03:19,259
from throwing knives blindfolded
to one-armed handstands.

43
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Don't miss out.

44
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An exciting guest performance
by the pig and monkey

45
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to raise funds for
the journey to the west?

46
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Two copper coins for a ticket?

47
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How about a 50-percent discount?
Two tickets for the price of one.

48
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Yes, of course. Thank you.

49
00:03:46,895 --> 00:03:48,814
I hope you enjoy the performance.

50
00:03:48,898 --> 00:03:52,071
Meet Marshal Tianpeng,
also known as Pigsy.

51
00:03:53,114 --> 00:03:54,158
Women!

52
00:03:56,788 --> 00:03:59,168
What's your name? How old are you?

53
00:03:59,251 --> 00:04:00,294
What a lunatic.

54
00:04:00,378 --> 00:04:03,217
Meet the Curtain-Raising General
and the monster of Quicksand River

55
00:04:03,300 --> 00:04:05,095
also known as Sandy.

56
00:04:16,993 --> 00:04:19,999
Shame on you for scaring the kid.
We want a refund.

57
00:04:22,003 --> 00:04:24,173
Are you ripping me off?

58
00:04:25,509 --> 00:04:27,179
We want a refund.

59
00:04:27,262 --> 00:04:30,477
Hold... Hold your horses.

60
00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:32,481
The best is yet to come.
Please give us another chance.

61
00:04:33,191 --> 00:04:34,401
If I'm still not satisfied
with the performance

62
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you have to refund double the amount
to all the audience here.

63
00:04:39,744 --> 00:04:42,667
Meet the Monkey King who is also
the Great Sage as powerful as Heaven.

64
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He's fake. Pay up.

65
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Wukong, do some somersaults.

66
00:04:54,982 --> 00:04:56,735
If we have to pay everyone double,
we'll be cleaned out.

67
00:05:09,509 --> 00:05:12,098
Great. Thank you for your alms.

68
00:05:12,180 --> 00:05:14,685
Your generosity
will keep us fed for days.

69
00:05:14,769 --> 00:05:16,815
This monk cheated us, Troupe Master.

70
00:05:17,107 --> 00:05:18,860
Looking at how down-and-out he is,
I doubt he can pay us back.

71
00:05:18,944 --> 00:05:19,988
Chase him away.

72
00:05:20,071 --> 00:05:22,325
You're a disgrace to
my troupe and me. Scram.

73
00:05:22,743 --> 00:05:24,287
You can't even behave like
proper vagabonds.

74
00:05:25,873 --> 00:05:29,338
Troupe Master, we're not vagabonds.
We're Buddhist monks.

75
00:05:29,422 --> 00:05:30,758
We've had an arduous journey.

76
00:05:30,841 --> 00:05:33,639
We haven't been eating well
and I've fallen sick.

77
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It's been days since I had a meal.

78
00:05:39,315 --> 00:05:41,612
That's so pitiful. Here.

79
00:05:43,115 --> 00:05:48,792
These two buns are for
righteous people who deserve help.

80
00:05:48,875 --> 00:05:50,044
Are you worthy of having them?

81
00:05:50,128 --> 00:05:53,760
We're really a professional team of
demon hunters from the Tang Dynasty.

82
00:05:54,636 --> 00:05:58,895
Wukong, show them your skills.

83
00:06:14,048 --> 00:06:15,843
Hit me.

84
00:06:15,927 --> 00:06:17,346
Hit me.

85
00:06:17,430 --> 00:06:21,771
I'd better not, Senior.
I don't have a death wish.

86
00:06:22,189 --> 00:06:23,942
I'll hit you then.

87
00:06:24,026 --> 00:06:26,112
No, that's even worse.

88
00:06:26,530 --> 00:06:28,701
Fine, I'll hit you and
get ready to meet my maker.

89
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Senior, you're rock solid.

90
00:06:34,504 --> 00:06:36,758
All the bones in my hand
have shattered.

91
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Lad, have you no shame?

92
00:06:39,930 --> 00:06:42,394
Just keep watching and
please stop poking me.

93
00:06:42,477 --> 00:06:43,521
I just feel like poking you.

94
00:06:46,652 --> 00:06:49,657
Hit me. Master wants us to perform.

95
00:06:49,740 --> 00:06:51,703
I'm hungry.
I'm not in the mood to perform.

96
00:06:52,872 --> 00:06:55,669
You're hungry?
That's not an excuse to slack off.

97
00:06:55,752 --> 00:06:58,049
Hit me, idiot.

98
00:06:58,132 --> 00:07:00,929
I heard there are some thieves
pretending to be demon hunters.

99
00:07:01,013 --> 00:07:02,306
They've been going around
cheating and assaulting civilians.

100
00:07:02,389 --> 00:07:03,809
You must be the ones.

101
00:07:04,352 --> 00:07:05,395
It's true that
we've hurt the innocent

102
00:07:05,479 --> 00:07:08,360
but that was unintentional
as my disciples were too strong.

103
00:07:08,443 --> 00:07:11,407
Is that worth showing off?
You've no sense of shame.

104
00:07:23,764 --> 00:07:26,393
That's enough. Curtain call.

105
00:07:33,282 --> 00:07:34,326
That's enough. It's a wrap.

106
00:07:36,497 --> 00:07:38,416
You're so sexy.

107
00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:41,464
Let me help you cool down.

108
00:07:41,547 --> 00:07:43,176
No, get off me.

109
00:07:43,259 --> 00:07:47,100
Wukong, stop squatting there.
Do something about it.

110
00:08:17,574 --> 00:08:21,665
I'm sorry. Our performance has ended.
That last show was free of charge.

111
00:08:21,749 --> 00:08:26,257
Brother, that performance
was impressive.

112
00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:27,968
Enough said.

113
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Take this stick of candied hawthorn
and let us be sworn brothers.

114
00:08:30,891 --> 00:08:34,147
Brother, you've seen
how strong they are.

115
00:08:34,231 --> 00:08:36,235
But sometimes,
they can't control themselves.

116
00:08:37,112 --> 00:08:39,908
- Look.
- We really are demon hunters.

117
00:08:39,991 --> 00:08:41,035
Yes, of course.

118
00:08:42,037 --> 00:08:44,250
Wukong, clean up the place and
come back here to apologise to them.

119
00:08:52,807 --> 00:08:53,893
Pick up your headband.

120
00:08:58,026 --> 00:08:59,111
Put it on properly.

121
00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:02,576
Wear it.

122
00:09:03,327 --> 00:09:05,415
I'm already wearing it.

123
00:09:06,375 --> 00:09:07,961
You think you look awesome
with a twig in your mouth

124
00:09:08,045 --> 00:09:09,089
wretched monkey?

125
00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:13,597
Fine, I'll remove it
if it gets on your nerves. Crap.

126
00:09:15,433 --> 00:09:17,813
And stop calling me wretched monkey.

127
00:09:19,191 --> 00:09:20,736
So what if I call you
wretched monkey?

128
00:09:20,819 --> 00:09:22,948
Wretched monkey.

129
00:09:23,032 --> 00:09:27,623
Fine, you win. But I dare you
to call me that again.

130
00:09:27,707 --> 00:09:30,003
That's so frightening. I'm so scared.

131
00:09:30,086 --> 00:09:32,800
Aren't all of you scared?
Why don't we...

132
00:09:40,690 --> 00:09:42,234
Don't be afraid.

133
00:09:42,318 --> 00:09:43,612
He tends to throw a temper tantrum
whenever I reprimand him.

134
00:09:43,696 --> 00:09:44,990
He shouldn't be pampered.

135
00:09:45,073 --> 00:09:47,954
Everyone, say this with me.
One, two, three.

136
00:09:48,038 --> 00:09:50,750
- Wretched monkey!
- Wretched monkey!

137
00:09:55,802 --> 00:10:00,478
<i>My boy, why are you so naughty</i>

138
00:10:01,188 --> 00:10:06,155
<i>How could you resort to
bullying and cheating</i>

139
00:10:06,238 --> 00:10:08,326
<i>Learn to be a good boy</i>

140
00:10:08,910 --> 00:10:14,546
<i>Learn to love and care for others</i>

141
00:10:14,838 --> 00:10:16,508
<i>and you'll realise
life can be wonderful</i>

142
00:10:18,261 --> 00:10:23,313
<i>My good boy, come back to me now</i>

143
00:10:23,772 --> 00:10:26,444
<i>Fall into my embrace</i>

144
00:10:29,449 --> 00:10:34,375
<i>My good boy,
you must be earnest and kind</i>

145
00:10:34,876 --> 00:10:38,467
<i>You'll always be the one I love most</i>

146
00:10:49,738 --> 00:10:55,081
Boss, we run a small business.
This is everything we have.

147
00:10:55,707 --> 00:10:57,461
If you want more from us

148
00:10:57,544 --> 00:11:01,260
the only thing we can offer
is our lives.

149
00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:05,559
Firstly, we're not here
to extort you.

150
00:11:05,642 --> 00:11:06,853
Secondly...

151
00:11:07,897 --> 00:11:09,275
Forget it. That's all I've to say.

152
00:12:23,958 --> 00:12:27,298
How long has your mother been
in this state?

153
00:12:28,341 --> 00:12:30,094
It's been a few days.

154
00:12:30,178 --> 00:12:32,975
For some reason,
after we moved into this house

155
00:12:33,058 --> 00:12:35,188
my mother started rambling.

156
00:12:35,981 --> 00:12:39,530
If I approach her,
she'd go berserk and scratch me.

157
00:12:39,613 --> 00:12:41,240
She can't recognise me.

158
00:12:41,574 --> 00:12:44,330
I have no idea
why she's behaving this way.

159
00:12:44,413 --> 00:12:46,375
I feel mentally and
physically exhausted.

160
00:12:47,085 --> 00:12:48,672
Thank goodness my two daughters

161
00:12:48,964 --> 00:12:51,511
are helping to take care of my mother
around the clock.

162
00:12:52,553 --> 00:12:54,683
It's such a burden for them.

163
00:12:55,309 --> 00:12:57,229
They're your daughters?

164
00:12:57,313 --> 00:12:58,899
They're my god-daughters.

165
00:12:58,983 --> 00:13:00,068
How old are they?

166
00:13:00,152 --> 00:13:01,195
They just turned 16.

167
00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:03,784
They're looking a little haggard.

168
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:08,250
All the work took a toll on them.
They used to be so beautiful.

169
00:13:08,668 --> 00:13:10,171
You sure have a sense of humour.

170
00:13:10,254 --> 00:13:15,180
Grandma, have some porridge.
You haven't eaten all day.

171
00:13:15,264 --> 00:13:16,348
She's having a fit again.

172
00:13:20,774 --> 00:13:22,778
Mother, what's wrong?

173
00:13:22,861 --> 00:13:26,327
Mother, it's me.

174
00:13:32,755 --> 00:13:34,675
- Get the magic mirror, hurry.
- Here.

175
00:13:34,759 --> 00:13:38,809
Thunderbolts sent by 10,000 deities
shall make the demon reveal itself.

176
00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:41,647
Show yourself.

177
00:13:45,696 --> 00:13:48,285
Demon, show yourself.

178
00:13:53,335 --> 00:13:56,258
Could it be possible that
there's no demon?

179
00:13:56,801 --> 00:14:00,349
But there's the stench of
a rotting body in this room.

180
00:14:00,433 --> 00:14:02,771
There must be a demon around.
But she's not the one possessed.

181
00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:05,483
Maybe she has the third eye.

182
00:14:05,567 --> 00:14:07,070
She can see demons
taking possession of other people.

183
00:14:07,153 --> 00:14:09,241
That's why she's so scared.

184
00:14:10,911 --> 00:14:13,040
Could the two of them be the demons?

185
00:14:16,213 --> 00:14:18,174
I've put up with them for too long.

186
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:22,140
Demons, show yourselves.

187
00:14:24,019 --> 00:14:26,733
Stop shining that on us.
We can barely open our eyes.

188
00:14:27,150 --> 00:14:29,237
It's not them either.

189
00:14:30,531 --> 00:14:32,618
Could it be...

190
00:14:42,136 --> 00:14:43,514
A hairy crab?

191
00:14:57,708 --> 00:14:59,962
Wretched monkey.

192
00:15:05,389 --> 00:15:07,476
Wretched monkey.

193
00:15:08,311 --> 00:15:09,563
Wretched monkey.

194
00:15:13,321 --> 00:15:15,074
Junior Wujing, look.

195
00:15:15,158 --> 00:15:18,372
Master's whip
is really powerful today.

196
00:15:18,455 --> 00:15:20,835
That whip has kept Senior Wukong
under control for 500 years.

197
00:15:20,918 --> 00:15:23,256
It's quite formidable.

198
00:15:38,243 --> 00:15:39,955
You knew they're perverted.

199
00:15:40,038 --> 00:15:41,373
Why did you still
clown around with them?

200
00:15:41,457 --> 00:15:44,254
You asked us to perform.
So that was what we did.

201
00:15:44,338 --> 00:15:45,715
Did I tell you to
perform in that way?

202
00:15:45,799 --> 00:15:47,135
I told you to do
a couple of somersaults.

203
00:15:47,218 --> 00:15:49,055
But you ended up
destroying families.

204
00:15:49,139 --> 00:15:51,185
You shouldn't have called me
wretched monkey.

205
00:15:51,268 --> 00:15:54,983
You knew that would make me
go berserk.

206
00:15:55,484 --> 00:15:58,197
It wasn't a deliberate insult.

207
00:15:58,281 --> 00:16:01,203
Everyone could tell that
I didn't mean any offence.

208
00:16:01,287 --> 00:16:03,333
Are you going to kill me
over such a trivial matter?

209
00:16:03,416 --> 00:16:04,961
Open your mouth wide.

210
00:16:07,298 --> 00:16:09,135
Open it wider.

211
00:16:12,767 --> 00:16:17,276
You can kill me now.
Go ahead. Bite me if you dare.

212
00:16:19,070 --> 00:16:21,366
Go ahead and bite him.

213
00:16:21,825 --> 00:16:24,748
Go ahead. Didn't you want to kill me?

214
00:16:28,839 --> 00:16:33,765
Why must you do this to me?
Tell me. Why are you keeping quiet?

215
00:16:33,848 --> 00:16:40,486
Why do you always deceive, provoke,
hurt, torture and ill-treat me?

216
00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:49,336
It seems our demon-hunting days
have come to an end.

217
00:16:51,674 --> 00:16:53,511
Let's disband.

218
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:55,848
Disband?

219
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:58,812
Does that mean he's going to kill us?

220
00:16:59,773 --> 00:17:02,946
Master!

221
00:17:03,029 --> 00:17:07,328
Master, I understand
it hasn't been easy for you.

222
00:17:07,412 --> 00:17:12,296
Please take your medicine first.
I won't disobey you again.

223
00:17:13,340 --> 00:17:16,764
What are you talking about?
I'm not punishing you.

224
00:17:17,765 --> 00:17:21,021
Good grief. Master,
you have no idea.

225
00:17:21,438 --> 00:17:25,029
Senior Wukong and I have telepathy.

226
00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:31,666
When you punish him,
it breaks my heart terribly.

227
00:17:33,795 --> 00:17:38,179
We really have telepathy.
When I hit you, my heart aches too.

228
00:17:38,262 --> 00:17:40,016
Master, you should try it
if you don't believe me.

229
00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:47,697
When I punish you,
my heart aches too.

230
00:17:48,699 --> 00:17:52,039
If I were on my own,
I'd have collected the sutras by now.

231
00:17:52,122 --> 00:17:53,792
All of you are actually
a burden to me.

232
00:17:53,876 --> 00:17:57,006
On my own, I can take on
100 opponents easily.

233
00:17:57,089 --> 00:17:58,718
But I'm modest.
I don't brag about it.

234
00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:02,391
My Buddha's Palm packs a punch.

235
00:18:02,475 --> 00:18:04,688
But again, I'm modest.
So I don't brag about it.

236
00:18:04,771 --> 00:18:07,442
So get this straight.
You're not the ones helping me.

237
00:18:07,526 --> 00:18:10,615
Instead, I'm helping all of you
accumulate good karma.

238
00:18:10,699 --> 00:18:14,498
Have I made myself clear?
Do you understand?

239
00:18:14,581 --> 00:18:16,585
We understand.

240
00:18:21,218 --> 00:18:22,471
Let's end the meeting here.

241
00:18:22,554 --> 00:18:24,976
Chew over what I've said.
The meeting's over.

242
00:18:35,788 --> 00:18:41,675
<i>Sinful monkey, watch out for
my Buddha's Palm.</i>

243
00:19:18,912 --> 00:19:20,122
Did you miss me?

244
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:27,010
Master is in a league of his own now.
He's even hitting on Senior Wukong.

245
00:19:27,094 --> 00:19:29,515
Master is imagining himself
hugging someone else

246
00:19:29,891 --> 00:19:31,977
and not Senior Wukong.

247
00:19:44,793 --> 00:19:45,837
Amitabha.

248
00:19:45,921 --> 00:19:48,050
Master, you seemed so happy
last night.

249
00:19:49,052 --> 00:19:51,265
We're happy for you too.

250
00:19:51,348 --> 00:19:53,102
We'll keep it a secret.

251
00:19:54,521 --> 00:19:56,315
What are you talking about?

252
00:19:56,399 --> 00:19:59,112
There's no more water, Senior Wuneng.
Fetch us some more.

253
00:19:59,196 --> 00:20:00,991
Why should I?

254
00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:02,912
What gave you the idea that
I must be the one fetching the water?

255
00:20:02,995 --> 00:20:05,792
- Why can't you do it?
- Stop arguing. I'll do it.

256
00:20:18,066 --> 00:20:21,405
Miss, I'm sorry to impose on you,
but I happened to be passing by

257
00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:23,993
and I was wondering if you could
give me some water for cooking.

258
00:20:25,538 --> 00:20:27,082
There's no need to
go to the trouble of cooking.

259
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,128
Just come in for a meal.

260
00:20:29,212 --> 00:20:31,007
But I'm vegetarian.

261
00:20:32,384 --> 00:20:35,306
What a coincidence. So are we.

262
00:20:35,390 --> 00:20:37,811
Venerable, we're Buddhists too.

263
00:20:37,894 --> 00:20:40,024
We'll be pleased to
share our meal with you.

264
00:20:40,107 --> 00:20:42,612
In fact, why don't you
stay behind after the meal?

265
00:20:42,696 --> 00:20:45,742
We can exchange insights on Buddhism.

266
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:49,792
Won't he taste bad
given how sick he is?

267
00:20:50,377 --> 00:20:53,675
It's fine. We'll eat him
after we nurse him back to health.

268
00:20:53,758 --> 00:20:56,179
Well, if you insist.

269
00:20:56,262 --> 00:20:58,433
Don't bother cooking.
We'll have our meal here.

270
00:20:58,851 --> 00:21:02,358
What about the porridge?
I've been making it all morning.

271
00:21:03,861 --> 00:21:04,904
Your porridge is burnt.

272
00:21:04,988 --> 00:21:06,073
- Come here.
- Go back and replace the pot.

273
00:21:06,157 --> 00:21:07,827
- Get going.
- Come on.

274
00:21:31,037 --> 00:21:36,088
Miss, this medicine is wonderful.
I feel better already.

275
00:21:36,881 --> 00:21:38,551
The three of them are my disciples.

276
00:22:00,509 --> 00:22:01,637
Good day to you.

277
00:22:02,346 --> 00:22:04,601
Good day to you.

278
00:22:05,227 --> 00:22:06,312
Good day to you.

279
00:22:07,064 --> 00:22:08,900
Good day to you.

280
00:22:11,948 --> 00:22:13,743
Stop flirting.

281
00:22:16,206 --> 00:22:17,417
- Good day to you.
- Good day to you.

282
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:19,755
Screw the day!
What's so good about it?

283
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:21,966
Wujing, mind your manners.

284
00:22:22,593 --> 00:22:25,432
Master, what do you mean by this?
My porridge was already cooked.

285
00:22:25,515 --> 00:22:28,730
I don't know what you're all up to
with the superficial pleasantries.

286
00:22:28,813 --> 00:22:31,318
I'm sorry. My disciple
is a little obtuse.

287
00:22:31,402 --> 00:22:32,696
It's fine.

288
00:22:32,778 --> 00:22:35,910
Pardon me for asking,
but have you seen demons here?

289
00:22:35,993 --> 00:22:38,832
Venerable, please don't scare me.

290
00:22:38,916 --> 00:22:42,965
Why would there be demons here?
That's unimaginable.

291
00:22:43,049 --> 00:22:45,219
Why did you ask me that?

292
00:22:46,346 --> 00:22:50,020
Actually, we're demon hunters.

293
00:22:50,604 --> 00:22:52,650
I see. Really?

294
00:22:52,734 --> 00:22:55,948
There's no way I can
repay your hospitality

295
00:22:56,032 --> 00:22:58,327
except with free exorcism services.

296
00:22:58,745 --> 00:23:01,876
I see. Is that so?
You're so powerful.

297
00:23:02,210 --> 00:23:06,343
But unfortunately,
there are no demons here.

298
00:23:09,306 --> 00:23:11,561
Why don't you hit me?

299
00:23:12,563 --> 00:23:17,656
Cut the crap. Just do it.
If you don't kill me, I'll kill you.

300
00:23:18,324 --> 00:23:21,204
I see. Are you serious?

301
00:23:25,253 --> 00:23:28,677
Rascal, I told you to hit me.

302
00:23:29,345 --> 00:23:34,855
I'll say it once more.
Hit me, you rascal.

303
00:23:37,986 --> 00:23:39,572
Have you lost your mind?

304
00:23:39,656 --> 00:23:41,034
I'm not a rascal.

305
00:23:41,117 --> 00:23:45,125
Of course you are.
But I was referring to her.

306
00:23:45,208 --> 00:23:47,003
That's enough.

307
00:23:47,587 --> 00:23:49,800
Do the two of you still regard me
as your master, rascals?

308
00:23:49,883 --> 00:23:52,096
Get out of here. Oh, good grief.

309
00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:53,223
I'm sorry.

310
00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:55,603
All of you, get out.

311
00:23:55,687 --> 00:23:59,777
They kindly invited us for a meal,
yet you banged on the table

312
00:23:59,860 --> 00:24:02,449
told her to hit you
and even called her a rascal.

313
00:24:02,532 --> 00:24:07,835
Go and reflect on what you did.
What have you contributed to society?

314
00:24:07,918 --> 00:24:10,506
Don't come back
until you can give me an answer.

315
00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:22,904
Come back now.

316
00:24:22,988 --> 00:24:24,449
But we don't have an answer yet.

317
00:24:24,532 --> 00:24:27,121
Don't bother thinking about that.
Come back.

318
00:24:27,705 --> 00:24:29,459
Yes, we haven't reflected on
what we did.

319
00:24:29,542 --> 00:24:32,966
Forget about the reflections.
She's caught me.

320
00:25:10,661 --> 00:25:14,586
Lift me up. Lift me higher. Hurry.

321
00:25:17,884 --> 00:25:21,224
All right, stop. You may stop now.

322
00:25:46,980 --> 00:25:49,569
Master, it's time for you
to show your move.

323
00:25:50,988 --> 00:25:52,282
You're so kind to me.

324
00:26:11,902 --> 00:26:14,324
What long legs!

325
00:26:14,950 --> 00:26:16,495
I love them.

326
00:26:23,967 --> 00:26:27,432
What's wrong with you? I'm a spider.

327
00:26:29,144 --> 00:26:32,943
I'm a pig. Nothing's wrong with me.

328
00:26:38,077 --> 00:26:41,250
Your resistance makes me stronger.

329
00:27:57,854 --> 00:27:58,898
What was that noise?

330
00:27:58,981 --> 00:28:00,817
It's all right.
That was just Junior Wujing.

331
00:28:01,694 --> 00:28:03,823
Wujing, are you all right?

332
00:28:04,491 --> 00:28:07,163
I got poisoned.
I feel a little dizzy.

333
00:28:12,673 --> 00:28:16,472
It seems I have no choice
but to show my move.

334
00:28:16,556 --> 00:28:19,436
It takes sincerity to subdue demons.

335
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:20,814
Encourage them to do good.

336
00:28:20,898 --> 00:28:23,944
We don't always have to
resort to violence.

337
00:28:25,113 --> 00:28:29,873
Repent and be absolved of...

338
00:29:04,730 --> 00:29:06,150
Wait.

339
00:29:06,734 --> 00:29:09,448
Wukong, don't be so rough.

340
00:29:09,782 --> 00:29:12,161
If you've got so much energy,
you should use it to carry Wujing.

341
00:29:12,244 --> 00:29:14,206
Move aside. Let me handle it.

342
00:29:21,012 --> 00:29:23,057
Senior Wukong,
please be gentle with her.

343
00:29:23,141 --> 00:29:26,062
She's got long legs.
We just got to know each other.

344
00:29:26,146 --> 00:29:28,191
Master, why don't you let me
persuade her first?

345
00:29:28,275 --> 00:29:29,861
Be quiet.

346
00:29:32,116 --> 00:29:33,160
Repent...

347
00:30:01,546 --> 00:30:03,717
Master, it's all settled.

348
00:30:05,972 --> 00:30:07,683
What did you say?

349
00:30:07,767 --> 00:30:09,938
You vanquished her before
I could show how powerful I was.

350
00:30:10,021 --> 00:30:11,399
What were you thinking?

351
00:30:11,482 --> 00:30:14,237
What was I thinking?
You were in grave danger.

352
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:16,450
She was going to swallow you whole.

353
00:30:16,533 --> 00:30:19,623
Luckily, my reflexes were fast
and I killed her with one blow.

354
00:30:19,706 --> 00:30:21,209
How many times have I told you?

355
00:30:21,293 --> 00:30:23,171
We should subdue a demon
by convincing it to repent.

356
00:30:23,255 --> 00:30:25,633
Didn't you see the smile
on her face just now?

357
00:30:26,635 --> 00:30:29,558
Her smile? She was smiling
at the thought of eating you.

358
00:30:29,641 --> 00:30:33,274
How preposterous.
Her smile was so sincere.

359
00:30:35,486 --> 00:30:37,155
My smile is more sincere.

360
00:30:37,239 --> 00:30:40,286
So do you think I love you
or am I trying to kill you?

361
00:30:47,467 --> 00:30:50,514
Who are you? How may I help you?

362
00:31:04,875 --> 00:31:07,756
Look. He's so handsome.

363
00:31:07,839 --> 00:31:09,759
You're becoming
more charming than me.

364
00:31:09,843 --> 00:31:11,930
Do you know that?

365
00:31:12,473 --> 00:31:15,019
Of course I do.
Does it get on your nerves?

366
00:31:15,102 --> 00:31:17,106
Of course.
Doesn't it get on your nerves?

367
00:31:17,190 --> 00:31:19,361
Is Baldy feeling troubled?

368
00:31:19,444 --> 00:31:21,198
He's thinking about someone.

369
00:31:21,281 --> 00:31:22,742
Who?

370
00:31:22,826 --> 00:31:23,911
Miss Duan.

371
00:31:31,801 --> 00:31:34,139
I don't care who he's thinking about.

372
00:31:34,223 --> 00:31:37,520
I can put up with
all his verbal and physical abuse.

373
00:31:37,603 --> 00:31:39,649
But he's been testing my limits.

374
00:31:39,732 --> 00:31:42,446
He lies beside me at night
and fondles me

375
00:31:42,530 --> 00:31:44,617
asking me if I missed him.

376
00:31:44,701 --> 00:31:47,957
Just the thought of it
gives me goosebumps.

377
00:31:48,041 --> 00:31:50,127
Senior Wukong,
stop putting up with it then.

378
00:31:50,211 --> 00:31:51,463
Why don't you just kill him?

379
00:31:52,298 --> 00:31:53,968
He won't.

380
00:31:54,051 --> 00:31:58,352
He'll just dance to Baldy's tune.
So just perish the thought.

381
00:31:59,479 --> 00:32:01,316
I'll pull out his tongue

382
00:32:01,399 --> 00:32:03,194
tie it into a knot and
stuff it back into his mouth.

383
00:32:03,277 --> 00:32:05,197
Let's see how he can
sing those tunes then.

384
00:32:05,281 --> 00:32:08,287
He knows the Buddha's Palm.

385
00:32:08,370 --> 00:32:09,414
I'm not scared.

386
00:32:09,498 --> 00:32:13,422
If I break his arm,
he won't be able to use that skill.

387
00:32:20,351 --> 00:32:23,733
Master, how long have you
been standing there?

388
00:32:23,817 --> 00:32:26,696
I just got here.
I came to check on you.

389
00:32:26,780 --> 00:32:28,700
Don't worry. I didn't hear anything.

390
00:32:31,164 --> 00:32:34,253
Master, have you lost your voice?

391
00:32:34,336 --> 00:32:37,759
No, my voice is fine.
But we're out in the wild.

392
00:32:37,842 --> 00:32:41,099
We shouldn't disturb the peace
by being too loud.

393
00:32:41,725 --> 00:32:43,145
- Really?
- Of course.

394
00:32:44,105 --> 00:32:46,777
Have I ever lied to you?

395
00:32:47,528 --> 00:32:49,156
All right, get back to
whatever you were doing.

396
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:51,326
I need to relieve myself.

397
00:33:08,276 --> 00:33:11,824
Buddha, my three disciples
are so unruly.

398
00:33:11,908 --> 00:33:13,745
I've failed to teach them well.

399
00:33:14,078 --> 00:33:16,958
I can only sing
300 lullabies for children.

400
00:33:17,042 --> 00:33:20,257
I've been pretending to be mighty
by punishing and lecturing them.

401
00:33:20,340 --> 00:33:22,010
But now, I'm at the end of my tether.

402
00:33:22,094 --> 00:33:26,936
I've lost my voice and I can't sing.
Even Wukong is planning to kill me.

403
00:33:27,019 --> 00:33:29,148
Buddha, please have mercy on me

404
00:33:29,441 --> 00:33:32,112
and impart to me
the skill of Buddha's Palm.

405
00:33:32,196 --> 00:33:34,993
I'll be forever grateful.

406
00:33:38,917 --> 00:33:41,797
Please, I beg of you.

407
00:33:44,678 --> 00:33:47,475
Buddha, can you hear me?

408
00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:52,526
Please give me a sign.
Even a fart is fine.

409
00:34:00,876 --> 00:34:04,215
Pigsy, how long have you
been standing there?

410
00:34:04,298 --> 00:34:06,720
I just got here. I noticed you
only because you called me.

411
00:34:06,803 --> 00:34:08,891
Don't worry. I didn't hear anything.

412
00:34:12,105 --> 00:34:16,154
I've been kind to you, right?
So you know what you should do.

413
00:34:16,655 --> 00:34:20,705
What do you mean by that?
I just stay true to myself.

414
00:34:20,788 --> 00:34:26,216
What I'm trying to say is that
silence is golden.

415
00:34:26,299 --> 00:34:30,556
You're making me so stressed
by threatening and blackmailing me

416
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:33,771
just because I farted.

417
00:34:35,775 --> 00:34:38,656
Don't give me that.
I know many butchers.

418
00:34:38,738 --> 00:34:40,116
You should watch out.

419
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:41,243
I got it.

420
00:34:52,682 --> 00:34:54,185
Wukong, what are you trying to do?

421
00:34:58,401 --> 00:34:59,904
You're the one who should watch out.

422
00:35:00,238 --> 00:35:03,744
I just want to experience for myself
the skill of your Buddha's Palm.

423
00:35:03,828 --> 00:35:07,335
Buddha's Palm? What do you mean?

424
00:35:07,418 --> 00:35:08,879
You don't get it?

425
00:35:08,963 --> 00:35:12,553
I hope to spar with you.
We can learn from each other.

426
00:35:17,395 --> 00:35:18,856
You're running away?

427
00:35:35,388 --> 00:35:40,063
<i>My boy, why are you so naughty</i>

428
00:35:40,146 --> 00:35:44,864
<i>How could you resort to
bullying and cheating</i>

429
00:35:45,574 --> 00:35:47,494
<i>Learn to be a good boy</i>

430
00:35:47,578 --> 00:35:51,460
<i>Learn to love and care for others</i>

431
00:35:51,543 --> 00:35:53,672
- Baldy, I dare you to stop singing.
<i>- Life can be wonderful</i>

432
00:35:53,756 --> 00:35:55,384
Fight with me.

433
00:35:55,843 --> 00:35:58,473
<i>My good boy</i>

434
00:36:01,521 --> 00:36:03,649
<i>My good boy</i>

435
00:36:21,601 --> 00:36:24,773
Well, let's see where you can run to.

436
00:36:24,857 --> 00:36:30,701
Fine, if a fight is what you want,
I'll indulge you.

437
00:36:31,619 --> 00:36:33,540
I won't show any mercy then.

438
00:36:33,623 --> 00:36:35,460
Hold on. Let me freshen up first.

439
00:36:55,164 --> 00:36:57,460
I was just playing with you, Master.

440
00:36:57,544 --> 00:37:00,550
I'm all loosened up now.
I feel great.

441
00:37:03,972 --> 00:37:05,559
That was terrifying.

442
00:37:23,885 --> 00:37:26,766
- What are you up to now?
- How is that your concern?

443
00:37:26,850 --> 00:37:29,395
You've gone bald. You can't get
more handsome than this.

444
00:37:29,479 --> 00:37:30,648
Do you really mean it?

445
00:37:31,942 --> 00:37:33,904
I'd be a pig if I lied.

446
00:37:37,870 --> 00:37:42,044
So? Did you break Baldy's limbs,
pull out his tendons

447
00:37:42,128 --> 00:37:44,174
skin him alive and
turn him into a bloody mess?

448
00:37:45,593 --> 00:37:48,140
No way. Did you really kill him?

449
00:37:49,726 --> 00:37:51,438
How dare you make a fool of me.

450
00:38:10,891 --> 00:38:14,064
Pigsy, now, do you understand
the meaning of "silence is golden"?

451
00:38:14,148 --> 00:38:16,735
Yes, I just found out.

452
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:28,174
You became so gigantic
after you got poisoned.

453
00:38:28,258 --> 00:38:29,426
And I even have to pull you along.

454
00:38:44,037 --> 00:38:45,832
Are you done?

455
00:38:45,916 --> 00:38:49,089
I've got a runny nose
because I caught a cold.

456
00:38:50,926 --> 00:38:55,016
Cut the crap or I'll sell you to
fishmongers at the market

457
00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:56,185
to save myself the trouble.

458
00:38:58,022 --> 00:39:01,529
Wukong. When do you think Wujing
will turn back into a man?

459
00:39:01,612 --> 00:39:03,408
I have no idea.

460
00:39:03,909 --> 00:39:06,371
Master, do you want to find out?

461
00:39:07,540 --> 00:39:09,836
Well... No.

462
00:39:10,295 --> 00:39:13,635
<i>Kingdom of Nuns</i>

463
00:39:37,096 --> 00:39:39,560
Bravo!

464
00:39:43,775 --> 00:39:46,823
- Bravo!
- Bravo!

465
00:40:01,559 --> 00:40:05,108
Reverend Jiugong is here.

466
00:40:05,192 --> 00:40:07,487
- Greetings, Your Eminence.
- Greetings, Your Eminence.

467
00:40:22,056 --> 00:40:25,438
Venerable Tripitaka,
you have an imposing presence

468
00:40:25,522 --> 00:40:27,567
as befitting an esteemed monk
from the Tang Dynasty.

469
00:40:28,319 --> 00:40:32,159
My admiration is heartfelt.

470
00:40:46,645 --> 00:40:47,855
It's a pleasure to meet you.

471
00:40:48,273 --> 00:40:50,152
How do you know my background,
Your Eminence?

472
00:40:50,235 --> 00:40:52,615
I feel so fla...

473
00:40:53,199 --> 00:40:55,327
I feel so flattered.

474
00:40:55,411 --> 00:40:57,540
Your reputation precedes you.

475
00:40:57,624 --> 00:41:00,045
And your three
brilliant disciples...

476
00:41:00,546 --> 00:41:02,383
are awe-inspiring.

477
00:41:02,467 --> 00:41:05,848
After learning that the four of you
would be passing by our kingdom

478
00:41:05,931 --> 00:41:09,730
His Majesty sent me here to
extend a warm welcome to you.

479
00:41:09,813 --> 00:41:12,360
Please come with me...

480
00:41:14,573 --> 00:41:16,953
to the palace.

481
00:41:22,254 --> 00:41:24,299
That magic trick was amazing.

482
00:41:25,468 --> 00:41:28,057
It was just a little trick.
This way, please.

483
00:41:32,899 --> 00:41:34,652
- Cut it out.
- It wasn't me.

484
00:41:34,736 --> 00:41:38,368
What were you referring to?
I didn't do anything.

485
00:41:44,087 --> 00:41:45,130
- Bravo!
- Bravo!

486
00:41:45,757 --> 00:41:48,804
Behold the blossoms.

487
00:41:52,102 --> 00:41:55,024
Your Eminence, I'm puzzled.

488
00:41:55,525 --> 00:42:00,410
Are your magic tricks
intended to look fake?

489
00:42:00,493 --> 00:42:03,040
Venerable, we are all
members of the Sangha.

490
00:42:03,123 --> 00:42:05,754
We know that all the magic tricks
in this world are just an illusion.

491
00:42:05,837 --> 00:42:09,552
So it doesn't matter
if they look real or fake.

492
00:42:09,635 --> 00:42:11,347
After you.

493
00:42:16,524 --> 00:42:19,070
But spiritual practice is different
from parlour tricks.

494
00:42:19,153 --> 00:42:22,326
So it's most important
to follow our heart.

495
00:42:23,537 --> 00:42:27,503
Venerable, you seem a little tense.

496
00:42:27,962 --> 00:42:29,924
Are you feeling troubled?

497
00:42:30,758 --> 00:42:33,222
There's someone
you're thinking about.

498
00:42:33,305 --> 00:42:37,229
You miss her terribly
and you can't forget her.

499
00:42:38,190 --> 00:42:40,361
You're mistaken.

500
00:42:40,444 --> 00:42:43,157
Being human is just like
practising the Dharma.

501
00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:48,584
Following your heart
will keep you youthful forever.

502
00:42:48,668 --> 00:42:55,305
A person who can't be true to himself
is nothing more than a hypocrite.

503
00:42:55,388 --> 00:43:00,315
That's why I practise the Dharma
by following my heart.

504
00:43:02,068 --> 00:43:05,116
Can you elaborate?

505
00:43:05,199 --> 00:43:08,246
That means I do
whatever I please. Crap.

506
00:43:19,142 --> 00:43:21,354
Are they exercising between lessons?

507
00:43:21,438 --> 00:43:24,736
It's a game. Losers have to kneel.

508
00:43:24,820 --> 00:43:27,408
His Majesty has been taking
youth rejuvenation pills.

509
00:43:27,492 --> 00:43:29,370
Now, he behaves like a kid.

510
00:43:30,331 --> 00:43:33,586
It's all in line with
my method of following the heart.

511
00:43:36,091 --> 00:43:38,638
His Majesty is easy to please.

512
00:43:38,721 --> 00:43:43,521
Simply fawn on him
and you'll be rewarded with gold.

513
00:43:43,605 --> 00:43:47,028
You know the rules.
Give me half of your reward.

514
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:49,450
Well...

515
00:43:49,533 --> 00:43:52,247
I was just joking.
Don't take it seriously.

516
00:43:53,917 --> 00:43:56,296
Look, the babes are greeting you.

517
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:00,721
This is intense. I like it.

518
00:44:07,150 --> 00:44:09,863
Your Majesty, your guests are here.

519
00:44:09,947 --> 00:44:12,493
Your Majesty, I'm Tripitaka
and I'm here with my disciples

520
00:44:12,577 --> 00:44:15,165
to pay you a visit
as we're passing by your kingdom.

521
00:44:15,249 --> 00:44:17,587
Give me a hug.

522
00:44:22,178 --> 00:44:23,806
Great!

523
00:44:25,518 --> 00:44:27,313
Why is this king goofier than Master?

524
00:44:27,397 --> 00:44:28,608
No way.

525
00:44:28,691 --> 00:44:31,154
Nobody can be goofier than Master.
Master is the ultimate idiot.

526
00:44:36,288 --> 00:44:37,875
Give me a hug.

527
00:44:37,958 --> 00:44:39,879
His Majesty is extending to you
a stately welcome.

528
00:44:39,962 --> 00:44:42,551
- You must reciprocate.
- All right.

529
00:44:42,843 --> 00:44:45,764
It's too late.
Are you putting on airs?

530
00:44:46,599 --> 00:44:48,520
Give me a hug.

531
00:44:50,524 --> 00:44:51,943
He's following his heart.

532
00:44:55,617 --> 00:44:57,161
I heard you're demon hunters.

533
00:44:57,245 --> 00:44:59,081
Yes.

534
00:44:59,165 --> 00:45:01,795
I don't believe you.
Show me some of your tricks.

535
00:45:03,841 --> 00:45:07,765
Your Majesty, you must be mistaken.
Demon hunting isn't a circus trick.

536
00:45:07,849 --> 00:45:11,313
Crap! You'll do whatever
I ask you to do.

537
00:45:11,397 --> 00:45:13,526
You'll say whatever I ask you to say.

538
00:45:13,609 --> 00:45:16,782
If you don't obey me,
you're not showing me respect.

539
00:45:16,866 --> 00:45:20,372
I'll decapitate you and
use your head as a chamber pot.

540
00:45:20,455 --> 00:45:22,835
Great. This king understands
his people well.

541
00:45:22,918 --> 00:45:23,962
He has my support.

542
00:45:24,046 --> 00:45:25,674
Men, execute him.

543
00:45:27,302 --> 00:45:29,389
It'll be fine.

544
00:45:30,725 --> 00:45:32,353
Your Eminence, are you sure?

545
00:45:32,436 --> 00:45:35,400
- This is just a joke.
- I'm glad to hear that.

546
00:45:35,484 --> 00:45:37,196
It doesn't seem like a joke.

547
00:45:37,488 --> 00:45:39,074
It doesn't?

548
00:45:40,410 --> 00:45:44,250
I insist on a performance,
Your Majesty. That's my dream.

549
00:45:44,334 --> 00:45:47,465
Wukong, show His Majesty some tricks.

550
00:45:48,383 --> 00:45:50,680
Instead of performing for me,
you're getting a nobody to fool me?

551
00:45:50,763 --> 00:45:53,853
That's an even bigger insult.
Execute him.

552
00:45:54,771 --> 00:45:58,444
Don't try to dissuade me.
I insist on performing my tricks.

553
00:45:58,527 --> 00:46:00,949
I'll be right back
after freshening up.

554
00:46:02,243 --> 00:46:04,164
Step on it then.

555
00:46:04,247 --> 00:46:06,836
Venerable,
are you really going to perform?

556
00:46:06,919 --> 00:46:09,632
Do I have a choice?

557
00:46:17,689 --> 00:46:19,443
I'm stuck.

558
00:46:20,445 --> 00:46:22,030
- What should we do?
- It's no big deal.

559
00:46:22,114 --> 00:46:23,241
Just show them your Buddha's Palm.

560
00:46:24,702 --> 00:46:27,291
The Buddha's Palm
isn't a parlour trick.

561
00:46:27,374 --> 00:46:30,505
Why don't I transform into Master
and perform something?

562
00:46:30,589 --> 00:46:33,176
You just want to have your way
with all the palace maids.

563
00:46:33,260 --> 00:46:34,972
But Master will end up with
many children.

564
00:46:39,105 --> 00:46:40,148
Come on.

565
00:46:40,232 --> 00:46:41,317
- Stick.
- Stick.

566
00:46:42,445 --> 00:46:45,700
I have another solution.
Use the Talisman of Obedience.

567
00:46:46,368 --> 00:46:48,497
Not again. That's been overused.

568
00:46:48,790 --> 00:46:52,756
Just make do with it, Boss.
We've run out of new ideas.

569
00:46:52,839 --> 00:46:54,259
I'll just stick it on him

570
00:46:54,342 --> 00:46:56,054
- and he'll do whatever I do.
- And he'll do whatever I do.

571
00:46:56,137 --> 00:46:58,224
Our movements will be identical.

572
00:47:43,143 --> 00:47:46,399
What an eyesore. Execute him.

573
00:47:47,025 --> 00:47:50,156
No, I'll be a goner
if you perform striptease again.

574
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:51,283
Don't you trust me?

575
00:47:51,868 --> 00:47:52,911
I don't.

576
00:47:54,373 --> 00:47:57,170
- I'm sincerely trying to help.
- I'm sincerely trying to help.

577
00:47:58,087 --> 00:47:59,465
- But you don't even trust me.
- But you don't even trust me.

578
00:48:01,594 --> 00:48:04,433
- I don't trust you.
- If you realise something's wrong

579
00:48:04,517 --> 00:48:05,644
you can always stop me.

580
00:48:06,771 --> 00:48:09,651
- You're not lying to me?
- Do I look like I'm lying?

581
00:48:10,945 --> 00:48:11,989
Have I ever lied to you?

582
00:48:12,072 --> 00:48:13,826
You've always lied to me.

583
00:48:13,909 --> 00:48:16,999
You're right. But it's too late now.
Break a leg, rascal.

584
00:48:23,218 --> 00:48:26,433
Bon bon chicken.

585
00:48:31,819 --> 00:48:32,904
Bravo!

586
00:48:45,052 --> 00:48:46,847
Stop.

587
00:48:52,023 --> 00:48:53,485
What's he doing?

588
00:48:53,568 --> 00:48:55,781
Carry on with the performance.
Are you disrespecting me again?

589
00:48:55,864 --> 00:48:56,908
Move.

590
00:49:04,255 --> 00:49:05,800
Move aside.

591
00:49:14,566 --> 00:49:16,027
What dance is that?

592
00:49:16,653 --> 00:49:20,077
Striptease is my forte.
Master can't pull it off like I do.

593
00:49:22,456 --> 00:49:24,000
Where's he?

594
00:49:30,221 --> 00:49:32,853
- Stop.
- Don't stop.

595
00:49:34,106 --> 00:49:35,609
Why did you stop?

596
00:49:35,692 --> 00:49:37,322
If you stop again,
I'll decapitate you.

597
00:49:37,405 --> 00:49:39,034
Are you kidding?

598
00:49:40,246 --> 00:49:42,460
Venerable, we mean what we say.

599
00:49:42,544 --> 00:49:44,047
If you stop again,
you will be decapitated.

600
00:49:44,674 --> 00:49:45,760
Move.

601
00:49:52,443 --> 00:49:54,114
This is wonderful.

602
00:49:54,198 --> 00:49:57,414
- Bravo!
- Bravo!

603
00:49:57,498 --> 00:50:01,298
This is great! Venerable,
do you have more tricks to show us?

604
00:50:05,559 --> 00:50:07,105
Go to hell.

605
00:50:07,189 --> 00:50:08,567
Go to hell.

606
00:50:10,613 --> 00:50:13,579
- Go to hell again.
- Go to hell again.

607
00:50:19,804 --> 00:50:24,565
He hit me.

608
00:50:28,534 --> 00:50:33,421
Hurry. Flee now while
His Majesty is still crying.

609
00:50:45,034 --> 00:50:47,539
Venerable, that's all I can
help you with.

610
00:50:47,623 --> 00:50:51,549
After the mess you created,
I'm afraid your reputation...

611
00:50:53,262 --> 00:50:57,022
Your reputation will be
tarnished beyond repair.

612
00:50:57,105 --> 00:50:58,859
Men.

613
00:50:59,318 --> 00:51:01,783
Here are some money and food.

614
00:51:02,284 --> 00:51:03,371
Take them with you.

615
00:51:04,039 --> 00:51:07,423
Don't show up here again
for the next eight to ten years.

616
00:51:07,506 --> 00:51:09,679
No, how can I leave
after creating such a mess?

617
00:51:09,762 --> 00:51:11,725
Forget it. It hasn't been
easy for us to know each other

618
00:51:12,142 --> 00:51:14,022
and now, it's even harder
to part ways.

619
00:51:14,106 --> 00:51:18,910
After you leave today,
I don't know when we'll meet again.

620
00:51:19,871 --> 00:51:22,294
Take care, Tri-Tri.

621
00:51:26,595 --> 00:51:28,809
Her Eminence seems to have
taken a shine to you.

622
00:51:28,893 --> 00:51:30,773
Master, what do you think?

623
00:51:30,856 --> 00:51:32,862
I think you can consider.
I'm so envious of you.

624
00:51:32,945 --> 00:51:34,825
You actually won a woman's heart
while practising the Dharma.

625
00:51:34,909 --> 00:51:36,913
I'm impressed.

626
00:51:37,623 --> 00:51:40,881
Wretched monkey,
don't you have any shame?

627
00:51:40,965 --> 00:51:42,887
I knew you'd resort to tricks.

628
00:51:42,970 --> 00:51:44,140
But I didn't expect
something so malicious.

629
00:51:44,557 --> 00:51:48,525
Kneel down or I'll beat you
until you do.

630
00:51:48,609 --> 00:51:49,695
Kneel.

631
00:51:50,113 --> 00:51:51,324
Beat me then.

632
00:51:51,408 --> 00:51:55,000
Now, you know how it feels
to be humiliated in public, right?

633
00:51:55,084 --> 00:51:58,843
Now, you know how miserable it is
to be forced to dance in public.

634
00:51:58,927 --> 00:52:00,346
Now, you know how awful it feels

635
00:52:00,430 --> 00:52:03,730
to kneel like a dog before you
and get whipped by you.

636
00:52:03,814 --> 00:52:08,827
Yes, I tricked you so that
you'd know how demeaning it felt.

637
00:52:11,750 --> 00:52:16,930
Fine. Since you've turned so hostile,
I might as well kill you now.

638
00:52:17,013 --> 00:52:19,436
Go ahead. I've thought it over.

639
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:21,734
I'd rather die
than be tortured by you.

640
00:52:21,818 --> 00:52:23,489
I just want to tell you this.

641
00:52:23,571 --> 00:52:28,417
Don't impose on others
what you don't wish for yourself.

642
00:52:41,659 --> 00:52:44,455
I'm sorry. It's my fault.

643
00:52:47,337 --> 00:52:49,674
Get lost. Don't give me that.

644
00:52:52,346 --> 00:52:53,432
You're right.

645
00:52:53,516 --> 00:52:55,436
I shouldn't have imposed on you
what I didn't wish for myself.

646
00:52:56,396 --> 00:52:58,358
I'm always punishing you
by making you dance

647
00:52:58,442 --> 00:52:59,820
and humiliating you in public.

648
00:53:01,949 --> 00:53:05,622
Now, I know how awful it feels
to be deprived of one's dignity.

649
00:53:06,416 --> 00:53:08,713
I was wrong to have called you
wretched monkey.

650
00:53:08,795 --> 00:53:12,052
I'm always beating and scolding you.

651
00:53:12,511 --> 00:53:15,726
I've never considered
your feelings at all.

652
00:53:18,565 --> 00:53:21,446
I'm the one with a problem.

653
00:53:21,904 --> 00:53:24,159
I've made all of you miserable.

654
00:53:24,786 --> 00:53:27,207
I've realised my mistake.

655
00:53:27,290 --> 00:53:29,503
I hope you can forgive me.

656
00:53:29,587 --> 00:53:32,091
Give me one more chance.
Please forgive me.

657
00:53:34,346 --> 00:53:36,309
Master is finally
speaking with conscience.

658
00:53:36,934 --> 00:53:38,229
You're so naive.

659
00:53:38,313 --> 00:53:41,610
Don't you know that Master
is good at using such tricks?

660
00:53:41,694 --> 00:53:43,114
He's eating humble pie now
so as to gain the upper hand later.

661
00:53:43,447 --> 00:53:45,827
By kneeling down and apologising
at the right time

662
00:53:45,911 --> 00:53:47,915
he hopes to win us over.

663
00:53:49,209 --> 00:53:53,009
Master may seem silly,
but he's a risk management expert.

664
00:53:55,221 --> 00:53:56,765
Master.

665
00:53:57,643 --> 00:54:00,022
Actually, I've gone overboard too.

666
00:54:01,191 --> 00:54:02,444
Please get up.

667
00:54:05,575 --> 00:54:07,203
Actually, I care about you a lot.

668
00:54:07,286 --> 00:54:09,500
But I tend not to express my feelings
because I'm very reserved.

669
00:54:10,376 --> 00:54:14,008
Master, deep down inside,
I know that you're kind to me.

670
00:54:14,092 --> 00:54:16,847
But please don't make me
do that weird dance again.

671
00:54:17,139 --> 00:54:20,813
But seriously, Wukong,
you're a talented dancer.

672
00:54:21,272 --> 00:54:23,569
Master, please don't bring up
that subject again.

673
00:54:23,986 --> 00:54:27,326
Don't call me Master.
We're sworn brothers for life.

674
00:54:27,910 --> 00:54:31,000
Just call me Brother from now on.

675
00:54:32,378 --> 00:54:33,923
Brother.

676
00:54:35,968 --> 00:54:37,012
Brother.

677
00:54:38,515 --> 00:54:40,936
You're dumbfounded, right?
Did you see how well that worked?

678
00:54:41,019 --> 00:54:44,067
They're so chummy now.
You've got to hand it to him.

679
00:54:45,737 --> 00:54:48,952
The palace is out of bounds.
All trespassers shall be killed.

680
00:54:49,244 --> 00:54:51,290
I'm sorry, we'd like
to see His Majesty.

681
00:54:51,374 --> 00:54:52,542
Venerable.

682
00:54:54,212 --> 00:54:55,340
Why did you come back?

683
00:54:55,424 --> 00:54:58,012
Your Eminence, I've been pondering
over this and it just feels wrong.

684
00:54:58,095 --> 00:55:00,892
I have to restore my reputation.

685
00:55:02,062 --> 00:55:04,358
Venerable, you should flee
while you can.

686
00:55:04,441 --> 00:55:06,863
If you return to the palace,
this will end tragically for you.

687
00:55:06,947 --> 00:55:09,326
Your Eminence, my reputation
is more important than my life.

688
00:55:09,409 --> 00:55:11,163
If my reputation is tarnished,
I can't make a living as a monk.

689
00:55:20,807 --> 00:55:22,310
How dare you come back.

690
00:55:23,354 --> 00:55:24,690
Your Majesty, please simmer down.

691
00:55:24,773 --> 00:55:27,069
Venerable Tripitaka
has something to say.

692
00:55:27,153 --> 00:55:28,405
Your Majesty, please simmer down.

693
00:55:28,488 --> 00:55:30,409
What happened earlier
wasn't my fault.

694
00:55:30,492 --> 00:55:32,831
My errant disciple
was the one causing mischief.

695
00:55:32,914 --> 00:55:35,377
I've brought him here
to apologise to you.

696
00:55:35,461 --> 00:55:39,093
We'll also present an exciting
demon-vanquishing performance.

697
00:55:39,177 --> 00:55:40,680
Wukong?

698
00:55:51,284 --> 00:55:52,995
Come on, hit me.

699
00:55:53,914 --> 00:55:55,041
Are you a pervert?

700
00:55:55,459 --> 00:55:59,633
Great. Appeasing His Majesty
with a game is a brilliant move.

701
00:55:59,717 --> 00:56:02,973
Master Monkey, let me explain
the rules of the game...

702
00:56:08,902 --> 00:56:13,160
Venerable, I guess we can only
meet again in our next lives.

703
00:56:19,506 --> 00:56:20,550
Hit me.

704
00:56:23,138 --> 00:56:25,769
Can't you slap me harder?
Are you malnourished?

705
00:56:25,852 --> 00:56:27,230
You should hit me like this.

706
00:56:56,288 --> 00:56:58,125
Move aside.

707
00:57:00,922 --> 00:57:02,550
Watch out!

708
00:57:34,614 --> 00:57:36,075
Red Boy.

709
00:57:36,158 --> 00:57:37,411
Monkey King.

710
00:57:37,494 --> 00:57:38,579
You've finally revealed
your true colours.

711
00:57:39,457 --> 00:57:41,585
I knew from the start that there was
something strange about you.

712
00:57:41,669 --> 00:57:44,592
Legend has it that you've got
the Firecloud Spear

713
00:57:44,674 --> 00:57:47,222
and the Flaming Golden Wheels
as your weapons.

714
00:57:47,305 --> 00:57:48,975
It's a pleasure to meet you.

715
00:57:49,059 --> 00:57:51,772
Are you the Great Sage
that is as powerful as Heaven?

716
00:57:51,856 --> 00:57:56,239
Show me your tricks.
Let me see how powerful you are.

717
00:58:22,875 --> 00:58:23,920
That was foul play.

718
00:58:25,715 --> 00:58:27,509
Well, watch this.

719
00:58:38,990 --> 00:58:40,660
Venerable, come over here.

720
00:59:34,351 --> 00:59:39,528
Have a taste of my Samadhi Fire.

721
01:00:32,966 --> 01:00:36,097
The palace is gone.

722
01:00:37,726 --> 01:00:39,772
It's gone.

723
01:00:41,066 --> 01:00:45,825
Stupid monkey, stop hiding.
I miss you.

724
01:02:19,427 --> 01:02:21,055
I've got this.

725
01:02:33,288 --> 01:02:36,127
Help!

726
01:02:36,544 --> 01:02:41,095
Sir, is there an earthquake?
Please save me. I've wet myself.

727
01:02:41,178 --> 01:02:42,222
Your Majesty.

728
01:02:44,142 --> 01:02:45,604
Stop.

729
01:02:47,733 --> 01:02:48,776
Let me handle this.

730
01:03:03,389 --> 01:03:05,476
What a cute little monster.

731
01:03:06,312 --> 01:03:08,315
I've subdued this demon.
You can have it as a souvenir.

732
01:03:08,399 --> 01:03:13,241
All right, I shall chant sutras
day and night until it repents.

733
01:03:13,325 --> 01:03:14,745
I'll do my best.

734
01:03:17,751 --> 01:03:19,338
Your Majesty.

735
01:03:21,008 --> 01:03:22,886
Your Majesty.

736
01:03:26,518 --> 01:03:31,235
Esteemed masters, thank you for
returning the real King to us.

737
01:03:31,319 --> 01:03:33,991
We've prepared lavish gifts for you
as a token of appreciation.

738
01:03:34,075 --> 01:03:36,204
- Thank you.
- Please have a look.

739
01:03:49,021 --> 01:03:51,985
They're the 3,000 beauties
in my harem.

740
01:03:52,069 --> 01:03:54,323
- Take them all.
- They're all for me?

741
01:03:54,406 --> 01:03:56,995
These aren't enough?
You can have the crown as well.

742
01:03:57,079 --> 01:03:59,333
- Calm down, Your Majesty.
- All right.

743
01:03:59,416 --> 01:04:03,717
His Majesty is offering them as
ladies-in-waiting for your journey.

744
01:04:03,801 --> 01:04:04,928
Yes, that's right.

745
01:04:05,011 --> 01:04:06,639
I appreciate
Your Majesty's kindness, but...

746
01:04:06,723 --> 01:04:08,602
Did you think we were the type
to accept such a gift?

747
01:04:08,685 --> 01:04:10,814
Lust is a sin which we abhor.

748
01:04:10,897 --> 01:04:13,486
I dare you to give all of them to me.
I'll rein them all in.

749
01:04:13,570 --> 01:04:15,531
Come on, Junior Wujing
is getting dehydrated.

750
01:04:15,615 --> 01:04:18,204
- Don't waste all that water.
- Your saliva really stinks.

751
01:04:18,287 --> 01:04:20,333
Beggars can't be choosers, you know.

752
01:04:23,089 --> 01:04:24,466
Venerable,
please don't stand on ceremony.

753
01:04:24,550 --> 01:04:26,429
- Just pick one or two.
- Yes.

754
01:04:26,512 --> 01:04:29,393
Cut the crap. I'll rein them in now.

755
01:04:29,977 --> 01:04:32,064
Your Majesty, if you insist on
showing your gratitude

756
01:04:32,148 --> 01:04:36,031
I'd suggest that you grant
these ladies freedom.

757
01:04:36,114 --> 01:04:39,747
No problem.
Anyone who wishes to leave can do so.

758
01:04:39,830 --> 01:04:42,794
There'll be no hard feelings.
That's my promise to you.

759
01:04:43,337 --> 01:04:46,134
- Your Majesty, isn't that a bit...
- I feel like crying.

760
01:04:46,218 --> 01:04:49,641
All the women in my harem
are ugly gluttons.

761
01:04:49,725 --> 01:04:53,190
They have such a huge appetite.
I'm so happy I can send them away.

762
01:04:53,274 --> 01:04:55,653
- You can leave. You're free.
- Are you insane?

763
01:04:55,736 --> 01:04:57,532
It's great being a royal concubine.
Why would we want to leave?

764
01:04:57,615 --> 01:04:59,911
Baldy, get lost.
Who do you think you are?

765
01:04:59,994 --> 01:05:02,124
We'll hack you to pieces.

766
01:05:02,207 --> 01:05:05,923
Don't assume we're vain women.
We're sacrificing our youth for love.

767
01:05:06,007 --> 01:05:08,053
Kick out the monk. Protect our love.

768
01:05:08,135 --> 01:05:14,690
Kick out the monk. Protect our love.

769
01:05:15,275 --> 01:05:17,864
Look, they all adore you.

770
01:05:18,907 --> 01:05:20,410
I'm going to crush your balls.

771
01:05:20,494 --> 01:05:22,456
- I'm sorry to have offended you.
- You'll never have children.

772
01:05:22,540 --> 01:05:25,587
Stop it. You can all stay.

773
01:05:25,671 --> 01:05:28,760
Protect our love. Kick out the monk.

774
01:05:30,054 --> 01:05:32,142
Now, I feel like dying.

775
01:05:40,659 --> 01:05:42,245
- You.
- Me?

776
01:05:42,329 --> 01:05:45,585
I mean the one in black behind you.

777
01:05:45,877 --> 01:05:47,672
I don't think I've seen you before.

778
01:05:48,048 --> 01:05:51,430
She's a new palace maid.
She used to be a songstress.

779
01:05:54,143 --> 01:05:56,231
What's your name?

780
01:05:57,066 --> 01:05:59,070
My name is Xiaoshan.

781
01:05:59,153 --> 01:06:02,702
Since you were a songstress,
perform a song now

782
01:06:02,786 --> 01:06:05,542
as a farewell gift for the masters.

783
01:06:06,209 --> 01:06:07,796
Yes, Your Majesty.

784
01:06:24,245 --> 01:06:26,082
As a monk, I shan't
hold it against you.

785
01:06:48,835 --> 01:06:54,764
<i>Yesterday, today and the past
have slipped away</i>

786
01:06:57,269 --> 01:07:04,366
<i>After makeup is removed,
the colours fade away</i>

787
01:07:04,450 --> 01:07:12,716
<i>Our love has stood the test of time</i>

788
01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:20,231
<i>I'm willing to wait for you
to drift beyond the clouds</i>

789
01:07:22,235 --> 01:07:27,912
<i>A broken heart brings great sorrow</i>

790
01:07:29,958 --> 01:07:38,057
<i>In this world,
destiny can't be changed</i>

791
01:07:38,684 --> 01:07:41,690
<i>Let it go</i>

792
01:07:41,773 --> 01:07:46,616
<i>Our love isn't meant to be</i>

793
01:07:46,700 --> 01:07:55,008
<i>Is this Heaven's arrangement</i>

794
01:07:58,557 --> 01:08:03,149
Good. It's a wonderful performance
from every angle.

795
01:08:13,629 --> 01:08:15,173
Venerable?

796
01:08:15,715 --> 01:08:16,760
What?

797
01:08:17,176 --> 01:08:20,725
His Majesty was wondering if
Xiaoshan could join you.

798
01:08:20,809 --> 01:08:21,853
No way.

799
01:08:21,936 --> 01:08:24,149
My journey to find the sutras
is tough spiritual practice.

800
01:08:24,441 --> 01:08:25,902
I don't think it's appropriate
for her to join in.

801
01:08:27,071 --> 01:08:30,829
I've been performing Buddhist rituals
and I'm very interested in Buddhism.

802
01:08:30,912 --> 01:08:33,459
We have to brave the elements
with barely any food to eat.

803
01:08:33,542 --> 01:08:35,797
A young lady won't be able
to endure such hardship.

804
01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:38,886
I'm not afraid.
I come from a poor family.

805
01:08:38,970 --> 01:08:41,517
I've done plenty of household chores
since I was a child.

806
01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:43,771
I'm accustomed to hardship.

807
01:08:43,854 --> 01:08:46,485
Good. That was so touching.

808
01:08:46,568 --> 01:08:51,036
Xiaoshan can sing, dance,
clean and cook.

809
01:08:51,119 --> 01:08:55,252
She's indispensable
both at home and during travels.

810
01:08:55,335 --> 01:08:58,550
- But...
- Venerable, don't you want her?

811
01:08:59,553 --> 01:09:00,596
I don't.

812
01:09:02,057 --> 01:09:03,477
You won't regret this?

813
01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:04,603
I won't.

814
01:09:05,147 --> 01:09:07,902
Venerable, calm down and
take a moment to consider.

815
01:09:07,985 --> 01:09:10,783
I'll ask you one last time.
Are you sure you don't want her?

816
01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:13,789
- Yes.
- What's wrong with you?

817
01:09:13,872 --> 01:09:15,793
Why must you reject
such a nice young lady?

818
01:09:15,877 --> 01:09:17,171
This is simply illogical.

819
01:09:17,254 --> 01:09:20,469
Reverend Jiugong,
make the arrangements for me.

820
01:09:20,552 --> 01:09:24,268
Give Xiaoshan a bath and send her
to my bedchamber immediately.

821
01:09:24,351 --> 01:09:25,562
Do it as soon as possible.

822
01:09:26,439 --> 01:09:27,649
Your Majesty.

823
01:09:33,620 --> 01:09:36,584
We shall take our leave then.

824
01:09:41,636 --> 01:09:44,516
Men, see the guests out.
And help them drag the fish out.

825
01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:46,228
Come here, lass.

826
01:10:27,643 --> 01:10:29,648
<i>You'll only know the pain
of all sentient beings</i>

827
01:10:30,148 --> 01:10:32,319
<i>after you've suffered pain.</i>

828
01:10:36,870 --> 01:10:40,084
<i>You'll only know how to let go
after you've persisted.</i>

829
01:10:41,087 --> 01:10:44,469
<i>You'll only know how to move on
after you've cared for others.</i>

830
01:10:45,387 --> 01:10:46,890
<i>This is a state of spirituality.</i>

831
01:10:49,395 --> 01:10:53,152
<i>But I'm just an ordinary man.</i>

832
01:10:57,244 --> 01:11:00,041
Your Majesty.

833
01:11:00,124 --> 01:11:01,836
Venerable Tripitaka is back.

834
01:11:03,882 --> 01:11:08,516
Why did you come back, Venerable?
Did you run into trouble?

835
01:11:08,599 --> 01:11:10,269
After pondering over this all night

836
01:11:10,353 --> 01:11:13,108
I don't think I should turn down
Your Majesty's kind offer.

837
01:11:13,192 --> 01:11:16,156
Your Majesty, please allow Xiaoshan
to join me on the pilgrimage.

838
01:11:17,742 --> 01:11:19,913
Is there a problem, Your Majesty?

839
01:11:21,124 --> 01:11:23,629
- Not exactly, but...
- Pray tell.

840
01:11:23,713 --> 01:11:27,762
I've already had my way
with Xiaoshan last night.

841
01:11:29,474 --> 01:11:31,896
Why don't you choose another girl?

842
01:11:32,897 --> 01:11:34,275
Well...

843
01:11:35,652 --> 01:11:39,285
Venerable, I'm afraid
there's nothing more I can do.

844
01:11:41,665 --> 01:11:44,420
I don't mind that
you've had your way with her.

845
01:11:45,631 --> 01:11:48,929
I feel all the more honoured that
Xiaoshan has received your favour.

846
01:11:49,012 --> 01:11:50,266
You really don't mind?

847
01:11:50,808 --> 01:11:52,019
Definitely not.

848
01:11:52,102 --> 01:11:55,525
You don't mind, but I do.

849
01:11:58,907 --> 01:12:02,790
Actually, from what I know,
she refused to submit last night.

850
01:12:02,874 --> 01:12:07,424
She said she'd rather die than
be forced to become a concubine.

851
01:12:08,760 --> 01:12:12,141
- But you said...
- Yes, I lied to you.

852
01:12:12,559 --> 01:12:14,020
So what if I did?

853
01:12:14,689 --> 01:12:18,905
Yesterday, I asked you eight times
and you rejected me eight times.

854
01:12:18,989 --> 01:12:21,660
But now, you've changed your mind
and come back. What's your point?

855
01:12:21,744 --> 01:12:24,291
Are you trying to
drive me to my grave?

856
01:12:24,792 --> 01:12:27,923
Please don't get so worked up.
Let's do a leg massage.

857
01:12:28,007 --> 01:12:33,308
All the women in the harem look like
they've been struck by lightning.

858
01:12:33,392 --> 01:12:35,772
She's the only pretty one

859
01:12:35,856 --> 01:12:38,109
yet you can't even let me have
a slice of the pie.

860
01:12:38,193 --> 01:12:40,531
- Yes.
- You're a scumbag.

861
01:12:41,616 --> 01:12:43,871
Since Venerable has made up his mind

862
01:12:43,955 --> 01:12:45,750
and Xiaoshan doesn't want
to be a royal concubine

863
01:12:45,834 --> 01:12:48,589
why don't we just
give them our blessings?

864
01:12:48,923 --> 01:12:51,762
Men, bring Xiaoshan here.

865
01:12:51,845 --> 01:12:53,557
Thank you for
granting my wish, Your Majesty.

866
01:12:53,641 --> 01:12:56,521
I object.

867
01:12:56,855 --> 01:13:00,279
My cutie pie.

868
01:13:36,392 --> 01:13:38,480
Master, have some water.

869
01:13:40,317 --> 01:13:42,654
- You can have it first.
- You're so kind.

870
01:13:45,535 --> 01:13:47,121
Wukong, what are you doing?

871
01:13:47,205 --> 01:13:48,541
I'm peeing.

872
01:13:48,625 --> 01:13:50,586
How could you pee
in front of Xiaoshan?

873
01:13:50,670 --> 01:13:52,256
Go over there.

874
01:13:54,177 --> 01:13:56,808
- Xiaoshan, you...
- Master, join me.

875
01:13:56,890 --> 01:14:00,523
- I don't need to pee.
- Yes, you do. Come on.

876
01:14:01,692 --> 01:14:03,904
Wait for me. I'll be right back.

877
01:14:05,324 --> 01:14:06,910
My dear junior.

878
01:14:06,994 --> 01:14:08,413
Who are you?

879
01:14:08,497 --> 01:14:10,001
I'm your senior, Wuneng.

880
01:14:10,083 --> 01:14:13,215
My actual looks
are irresistible, right?

881
01:14:14,927 --> 01:14:19,477
Sometimes, when I look in the mirror,
I'm stunned by how charming I look.

882
01:14:19,561 --> 01:14:22,400
Senior Wuneng,
Senior Wukong is watching you.

883
01:14:22,483 --> 01:14:26,574
You're such a naughty girl.
Why do you like to play tricks on me?

884
01:14:27,702 --> 01:14:30,039
But I won't fall for your trick.

885
01:14:40,978 --> 01:14:44,444
That was intense.
Junior Xiaoshan, go get a whip.

886
01:14:44,526 --> 01:14:49,370
You can flog, correct, insult,
torment and punish me.

887
01:14:51,457 --> 01:14:53,628
What are you laughing at?

888
01:14:55,006 --> 01:14:58,095
Senior Wujing, you're coughing.
Have some water.

889
01:14:59,640 --> 01:15:02,187
Who blocked your nose with these?

890
01:15:17,133 --> 01:15:18,177
I feel great.

891
01:15:18,887 --> 01:15:21,350
So sneezing can make you
turn back into a man.

892
01:15:21,433 --> 01:15:24,272
You should've said so earlier.
I had such a hard time pulling you.

893
01:15:24,648 --> 01:15:29,115
Try to pee a little
even if you don't feel the urge.

894
01:15:29,198 --> 01:15:31,495
You can take a close look
at your reflection in the urine.

895
01:15:34,584 --> 01:15:36,379
Yes, I know I'm handsome.
Does that annoy you?

896
01:15:36,463 --> 01:15:38,634
You've always been annoying.

897
01:15:38,717 --> 01:15:41,891
Look, you're totally bald.
Why would a pretty girl like Xiaoshan

898
01:15:41,974 --> 01:15:44,980
give up the chance to be a queen
to join you on this journey?

899
01:15:45,439 --> 01:15:47,109
What do you think?

900
01:15:47,192 --> 01:15:50,281
She's actually a demon.
She wants to eat you.

901
01:15:51,993 --> 01:15:54,332
- Don't aim that at me.
- I'm sorry.

902
01:15:55,250 --> 01:15:57,003
Why are you telling me this
when we're already on our way?

903
01:15:57,087 --> 01:15:58,422
You should've told me earlier.

904
01:15:58,506 --> 01:16:00,761
Demons come in many forms.

905
01:16:00,844 --> 01:16:05,562
Some are easy to spot while others
can disguise themselves well.

906
01:16:07,942 --> 01:16:09,945
That means you have no proof.

907
01:16:10,405 --> 01:16:12,367
We can find the proof.

908
01:16:12,451 --> 01:16:14,246
You can chant the six-syllable mantra
or use the magic mirror.

909
01:16:14,330 --> 01:16:16,208
Have you been so bewitched by her
that you've lost your senses?

910
01:16:16,292 --> 01:16:17,711
Do I even need to remind you?

911
01:16:17,795 --> 01:16:21,135
I thought you were
a professional demon hunter.

912
01:16:44,222 --> 01:16:45,391
What are you looking for?

913
01:16:45,475 --> 01:16:46,643
I'm looking for a mirror.

914
01:16:47,270 --> 01:16:48,856
I've got one.

915
01:16:50,067 --> 01:16:51,611
Here you go.

916
01:16:52,238 --> 01:16:53,992
It's luminous.

917
01:16:55,327 --> 01:16:57,164
What a shiny mirror.

918
01:17:02,300 --> 01:17:03,343
Is it spoilt?

919
01:17:03,761 --> 01:17:04,846
It's fine.

920
01:17:09,104 --> 01:17:11,526
Wretched monkey, have you had
enough?

921
01:17:12,528 --> 01:17:13,739
Ignore him.
I'll help you comb your hair.

922
01:17:18,999 --> 01:17:20,043
Look.

923
01:17:23,801 --> 01:17:25,553
Wukong, what are you doing?

924
01:17:25,637 --> 01:17:28,685
A demon's blood will vaporise
on the mirror.

925
01:17:30,563 --> 01:17:32,024
- This is impossible.
- There's no reaction.

926
01:17:33,027 --> 01:17:34,154
Shut up, demon hunter.

927
01:17:34,237 --> 01:17:36,492
- That's enough. She's not a demon.
- Where's your hometown?

928
01:17:36,576 --> 01:17:39,039
- Estuary Village.
- Estuary Village?

929
01:17:39,122 --> 01:17:40,541
It's on the other side
of the mountain.

930
01:17:40,625 --> 01:17:42,671
I've never seen a demon
with a family.

931
01:17:42,754 --> 01:17:43,798
I dare you to take me there.

932
01:17:43,881 --> 01:17:45,760
Let's go then.

933
01:17:47,263 --> 01:17:50,227
<i>Estuary Village</i>

934
01:17:52,315 --> 01:17:53,901
Come on.

935
01:17:54,319 --> 01:17:56,991
Xiaoshan, it's been so long
since you last came home.

936
01:17:57,074 --> 01:18:01,250
Mother, I'm on a pilgrimage with
a monk from the Tang Dynasty.

937
01:18:01,333 --> 01:18:03,671
- Help yourselves.
- Look at how nice this family is.

938
01:18:03,754 --> 01:18:05,174
- This bowl is for you.
- Apologise to them now.

939
01:18:05,967 --> 01:18:09,224
Apologise? Dream on.

940
01:18:16,696 --> 01:18:18,199
Father.

941
01:18:22,166 --> 01:18:25,924
Demon, you've spared no expense
to hire so many freelance actors.

942
01:18:26,007 --> 01:18:28,344
I'm not sure what
this misunderstanding is about

943
01:18:28,428 --> 01:18:31,977
but please let my mother go
and spare my family.

944
01:18:32,060 --> 01:18:33,898
Senior Wukong, don't be rash.
Let her go.

945
01:18:35,651 --> 01:18:37,405
Master is merely looking out
for our junior.

946
01:18:37,488 --> 01:18:39,200
It doesn't mean that
he doesn't love you.

947
01:18:39,283 --> 01:18:41,078
There's no need to be jealous.

948
01:18:42,039 --> 01:18:45,713
I'm jealous? Just shut up.

949
01:18:46,631 --> 01:18:48,510
Mother, run.

950
01:18:52,184 --> 01:18:54,104
How many times do I have to tell you?

951
01:18:54,187 --> 01:18:57,443
This woman is really a demon.
They've colluded to harm you.

952
01:18:57,527 --> 01:18:59,197
You've seen the elders and children
in Xiaoshan's family

953
01:18:59,281 --> 01:19:01,034
yet you're still maligning her.

954
01:19:01,118 --> 01:19:04,374
You're the one doing harm now.
You're the demon.

955
01:19:04,458 --> 01:19:06,754
So you'd rather believe her?

956
01:19:06,838 --> 01:19:08,048
Yes.

957
01:19:08,132 --> 01:19:10,261
Fine, I'll kill her then.

958
01:19:16,649 --> 01:19:18,986
You hit me to protect a demon?

959
01:19:19,362 --> 01:19:21,617
Are you going to kill
all the women I like

960
01:19:21,701 --> 01:19:23,746
just like what you did to Miss Duan?

961
01:19:24,289 --> 01:19:26,335
He finally said it.

962
01:19:30,092 --> 01:19:32,221
So you haven't put that behind you.

963
01:19:32,304 --> 01:19:33,974
Of course I haven't.

964
01:19:34,058 --> 01:19:38,066
I'll never forget
how you thrashed her to death.

965
01:19:38,150 --> 01:19:40,320
I thought you really regarded me
as your brother.

966
01:19:40,404 --> 01:19:44,663
Brother? I'm stuck with
a sick killer like you every day.

967
01:19:44,746 --> 01:19:47,877
I had to pretend that you were
my brother to make my life easier.

968
01:19:47,961 --> 01:19:49,506
You won't be able to make it up to me
even if you die 10 times.

969
01:19:49,589 --> 01:19:52,219
I hope you rot in Hell forever.

970
01:19:52,302 --> 01:19:58,189
Fine. Since you aren't my friend,
you're my enemy.

971
01:19:58,523 --> 01:20:01,863
We've always been enemies. Leave.

972
01:20:01,946 --> 01:20:04,785
Run as far away as you can
while I'm in a good mood.

973
01:20:05,621 --> 01:20:07,541
You're in a good mood?

974
01:20:08,125 --> 01:20:09,962
Listen up, all of you.

975
01:20:10,046 --> 01:20:12,760
I've killed and subdued
all those demons during this journey

976
01:20:12,844 --> 01:20:14,305
in order to protect him.

977
01:20:14,763 --> 01:20:16,935
But all that he's given me

978
01:20:17,018 --> 01:20:21,401
are recurring migraines
and whip scars all over my body.

979
01:20:21,485 --> 01:20:24,533
I've repaid in full what I owed him.

980
01:20:24,616 --> 01:20:27,665
As for what he owes me,
there's no need to repay me.

981
01:20:27,747 --> 01:20:32,299
From now on, we'll no longer
be master and disciple.

982
01:20:33,175 --> 01:20:34,761
- Wait, Senior Wukong.
- Let him leave.

983
01:20:43,111 --> 01:20:44,156
Father.

984
01:21:08,954 --> 01:21:10,249
How are your family members?

985
01:21:10,332 --> 01:21:11,626
They're resting
after applying the medicine.

986
01:21:11,710 --> 01:21:13,755
I hope they'll be fine.

987
01:21:14,214 --> 01:21:17,220
What's done can't be undone.
Please don't blame yourself.

988
01:21:17,304 --> 01:21:19,391
Who's Miss Duan?

989
01:21:23,066 --> 01:21:24,986
Miss Duan was also a demon hunter.

990
01:21:25,278 --> 01:21:27,365
<i>We had been through
thick and thin together.</i>

991
01:21:28,534 --> 01:21:30,122
<i>Actually, I loved her deeply.</i>

992
01:21:30,664 --> 01:21:34,338
<i>But I didn't dare to admit it
until one day</i>

993
01:21:34,421 --> 01:21:39,390
<i>I saw Wukong beat her to death.
But it was too late.</i>

994
01:21:40,057 --> 01:21:42,437
I've let her down.

995
01:21:42,521 --> 01:21:47,196
If you meet someone else you like,
will you let her down again?

996
01:21:53,626 --> 01:21:57,008
Actually, I have a simple dream.

997
01:21:57,509 --> 01:21:59,555
I just want to find the right man.

998
01:22:00,347 --> 01:22:02,185
Then we'll get married

999
01:22:02,268 --> 01:22:03,729
- and have a little baby.
- Have a little baby.

1000
01:22:04,731 --> 01:22:07,195
And then we'll live a simple life.

1001
01:22:10,535 --> 01:22:13,457
I've found that person. It's you.

1002
01:22:36,377 --> 01:22:37,755
Master, this is terrible.

1003
01:22:37,838 --> 01:22:39,717
Senior Wukong has gone mad.
He's going on a killing rampage.

1004
01:22:39,801 --> 01:22:41,136
We weren't able to stop him.

1005
01:22:52,952 --> 01:22:55,832
Wuneng, Wujing, check for survivors.

1006
01:22:55,916 --> 01:22:58,003
Mother, Father.

1007
01:23:07,397 --> 01:23:10,320
Father, Mother!

1008
01:23:10,402 --> 01:23:12,699
How can you laugh when you've got
so much blood on your hands?

1009
01:23:12,783 --> 01:23:14,453
Have you been possessed?

1010
01:23:14,954 --> 01:23:17,375
Everyone I killed was a demon.

1011
01:23:18,085 --> 01:23:22,552
But there's no need for me to explain
since you won't believe what I say.

1012
01:23:22,635 --> 01:23:26,768
I'll kill the last one
and it'll be over.

1013
01:23:27,687 --> 01:23:28,772
Don't force my hand.

1014
01:23:28,856 --> 01:23:31,027
Would you rather die
to protect this demon?

1015
01:23:31,111 --> 01:23:34,701
Yes. I won't let you hurt
the person I love again.

1016
01:23:34,785 --> 01:23:36,788
Are you possessed? Move aside.

1017
01:23:39,335 --> 01:23:41,673
That's enough, wretched monkey.

1018
01:23:41,756 --> 01:23:44,846
Fine. Since you have a death wish,
I'll grant it for you.

1019
01:23:44,929 --> 01:23:47,685
<i>My boy, why are you</i>

1020
01:23:47,769 --> 01:23:52,278
<i>My boy, why are you so naughty</i>

1021
01:23:52,361 --> 01:23:55,033
I'll sing it for you.

1022
01:23:57,580 --> 01:23:59,459
Buddha's Palm?

1023
01:23:59,542 --> 01:24:00,586
Don't give me that.

1024
01:24:02,297 --> 01:24:06,514
Buddha's Palm? Drop the act.
You don't even know the skill.

1025
01:24:09,728 --> 01:24:12,859
Why do you refuse
to believe me, rascal?

1026
01:24:15,490 --> 01:24:16,742
No.

1027
01:24:16,826 --> 01:24:21,544
Please stop hitting your master.
Please stop it.

1028
01:24:23,464 --> 01:24:27,013
How touching.
I'll kill you first then.

1029
01:24:36,699 --> 01:24:38,787
Baldy, you're better off dead.

1030
01:24:40,373 --> 01:24:45,258
Stop it. I admit I'm a demon.

1031
01:24:45,800 --> 01:24:49,014
I'm a skeleton demon.

1032
01:24:49,098 --> 01:24:51,436
This whole village is an illusion
that I conjured up.

1033
01:24:51,520 --> 01:24:53,941
Listen to that.
Shall I get her to say it again?

1034
01:24:54,442 --> 01:24:58,158
Back then, my fiance and I
were attacked by bandits.

1035
01:24:58,242 --> 01:25:01,414
My love abandoned me
and fled for his life.

1036
01:25:01,498 --> 01:25:03,919
I was horribly abused.

1037
01:25:04,880 --> 01:25:08,470
After the bandits raped me,
they left me to die in the wilderness

1038
01:25:08,554 --> 01:25:10,975
where I turned into a heap of bones.

1039
01:25:11,058 --> 01:25:14,148
My grievances
are still lingering to this day.

1040
01:25:19,450 --> 01:25:22,665
In truth, I'm nothing
but a pile of bones.

1041
01:25:23,917 --> 01:25:25,754
I'm sorry.

1042
01:26:09,967 --> 01:26:14,267
Good heavens, Master is dead.
Our pilgrimage can be called off.

1043
01:26:15,603 --> 01:26:17,440
That's great news.

1044
01:26:41,905 --> 01:26:43,199
They've all been dealt with.

1045
01:26:43,283 --> 01:26:46,790
This is great, Reverend Jiugong.

1046
01:26:47,791 --> 01:26:51,925
This dumb monkey is no match for us.
He's even eaten his own master.

1047
01:26:53,970 --> 01:26:56,392
Buddha must have flown into a rage
in the West now.

1048
01:26:56,476 --> 01:26:57,561
Shut up.

1049
01:26:59,899 --> 01:27:02,362
I have a dream.

1050
01:27:02,445 --> 01:27:05,869
I want all the liars
and monsters in the world

1051
01:27:05,952 --> 01:27:07,998
to show their true colours.

1052
01:27:08,708 --> 01:27:10,754
Xiaoshan, there's no need to hide.

1053
01:27:10,837 --> 01:27:12,591
Come on, show yourself.

1054
01:27:12,674 --> 01:27:15,095
Your strategy of sowing discord
has worked well.

1055
01:27:15,179 --> 01:27:18,018
I know you've developed feelings
for Venerable Tripitaka too.

1056
01:27:18,102 --> 01:27:20,189
You followed your heart.

1057
01:27:20,272 --> 01:27:24,448
That's the supreme wisdom
which I've always advocated.

1058
01:27:26,452 --> 01:27:29,874
Is this beast the legendary
Great Sage as powerful as Heaven?

1059
01:27:29,958 --> 01:27:31,544
He's so cute.

1060
01:27:32,254 --> 01:27:34,008
Would you like to have a banana?
Here you go.

1061
01:27:41,773 --> 01:27:44,821
Great. It'll be fun
to adopt him as a pet.

1062
01:27:45,322 --> 01:27:47,159
- Great.
- Six Hands.

1063
01:27:47,744 --> 01:27:50,374
Great.

1064
01:27:52,629 --> 01:27:54,715
It's my turn now.

1065
01:28:08,201 --> 01:28:10,205
King of Demons? My foot.

1066
01:28:10,288 --> 01:28:15,089
Just a little cough from me
has made your knees go weak.

1067
01:28:16,550 --> 01:28:17,803
Greet your master now.

1068
01:28:18,847 --> 01:28:22,062
You'd better obey me
or you'll be punished.

1069
01:28:49,491 --> 01:28:51,578
You've finally revealed
your fox's tail.

1070
01:28:51,913 --> 01:28:55,252
My tail? I've kept it well hidden.

1071
01:28:56,087 --> 01:29:00,262
Monk, you're the one
who's been exposed.

1072
01:29:00,345 --> 01:29:02,684
You've been canoodling
with that skeleton demon.

1073
01:29:02,767 --> 01:29:04,061
Have you fallen in love with her?

1074
01:29:04,562 --> 01:29:06,358
Xiaoshan is innately kind.

1075
01:29:06,441 --> 01:29:07,944
I want to bring out the best in her

1076
01:29:08,028 --> 01:29:09,614
so that she can reincarnate
as a human being.

1077
01:29:09,698 --> 01:29:12,787
You might have your strategy,
but we have our counter-strategy.

1078
01:29:12,871 --> 01:29:14,123
Legend has it that

1079
01:29:14,206 --> 01:29:16,627
the demonic aura of a skeleton demon
can't be detected.

1080
01:29:16,711 --> 01:29:17,839
You thought you could
make use of her

1081
01:29:17,922 --> 01:29:19,676
to drive a wedge between
my disciple and me.

1082
01:29:19,967 --> 01:29:22,932
But you underestimated
Wukong's clairvoyant vision.

1083
01:29:23,016 --> 01:29:25,019
We pretended not to know that
the entire village

1084
01:29:25,103 --> 01:29:27,692
was just an illusion conjured up
by the skeleton demon.

1085
01:29:27,775 --> 01:29:32,409
We played along to trick you into
revealing yourself.

1086
01:29:32,493 --> 01:29:35,707
Jiugong, let me tell you
something else.

1087
01:29:35,791 --> 01:29:37,670
I'm actually very smart.

1088
01:29:43,848 --> 01:29:45,393
You're smart?

1089
01:29:45,477 --> 01:29:48,106
So you think you have great wisdom?
You're just deluding yourself.

1090
01:29:49,860 --> 01:29:53,534
Let's see what you can do to me.

1091
01:29:54,619 --> 01:29:55,747
Fight them.

1092
01:29:56,456 --> 01:29:58,210
All right.

1093
01:30:42,924 --> 01:30:46,556
Master, grab my tail.

1094
01:30:50,563 --> 01:30:54,363
Xiaoshan, watch out. Take cover.

1095
01:30:55,908 --> 01:30:59,039
I'm the Great Sage that is
as powerful as Heaven.

1096
01:30:59,122 --> 01:31:01,461
Demon, you can't escape.

1097
01:31:07,472 --> 01:31:10,144
Wretched monkey,
he's just a dumb monk.

1098
01:31:10,227 --> 01:31:12,315
Is it worth dying for him?

1099
01:31:13,025 --> 01:31:15,906
Master, she called you a dumb monk.
She knows you well.

1100
01:31:15,989 --> 01:31:18,410
Don't listen to her. I'm very smart.

1101
01:31:19,329 --> 01:31:20,874
Take that.

1102
01:31:20,957 --> 01:31:24,548
So you're trying to block me?
Are you even capable of that?

1103
01:31:29,349 --> 01:31:33,691
Monkey King, your nemesis is here.

1104
01:31:51,768 --> 01:31:53,062
Buddha?

1105
01:31:54,356 --> 01:31:56,444
She's even summoned Buddha.
What a great honour.

1106
01:32:08,593 --> 01:32:11,181
This is impossible. He's an imposter.

1107
01:32:11,265 --> 01:32:14,187
Yes, he's had a nose and chin job.

1108
01:32:14,271 --> 01:32:18,070
Monkey King, you've experienced
Buddha's prowess before.

1109
01:32:18,154 --> 01:32:20,283
You can check if he's real.

1110
01:32:22,997 --> 01:32:25,961
Fine, watch out for my Golden Cudgel.

1111
01:32:35,396 --> 01:32:38,610
No amount of water she conjures
can match the boundless Eastern Sea.

1112
01:33:04,412 --> 01:33:07,167
Master, take shelter in my ear.

1113
01:33:51,254 --> 01:33:52,590
There are two Buddhas?

1114
01:34:27,326 --> 01:34:28,912
Wukong.

1115
01:35:51,284 --> 01:35:53,664
Nine-Headed Golden Eagle.

1116
01:35:53,747 --> 01:35:57,588
You've been practising the Dharma
under my guidance

1117
01:35:57,880 --> 01:36:00,802
but you're still not enlightened.

1118
01:36:01,429 --> 01:36:03,558
That's why you trespassed on
the mortal world

1119
01:36:03,642 --> 01:36:06,439
to spread falsehoods.

1120
01:36:06,940 --> 01:36:10,155
Lord Buddha, I live for you.

1121
01:36:10,238 --> 01:36:12,743
I've been by your side
all these years.

1122
01:36:12,826 --> 01:36:15,165
But have you ever noticed me?

1123
01:36:15,248 --> 01:36:17,043
Say no more.

1124
01:36:17,126 --> 01:36:19,172
- Nine-Headed Golden Eagle.
- Let go of me.

1125
01:36:19,256 --> 01:36:21,761
Show your true self.

1126
01:37:01,005 --> 01:37:02,467
Hang in there, Xiaoshan.

1127
01:37:03,259 --> 01:37:05,556
I'll purge your demonic aura now.

1128
01:37:06,307 --> 01:37:08,186
There's too much demonic aura in me.

1129
01:37:08,269 --> 01:37:12,528
Even if you save me,
I might still end up doing harm.

1130
01:37:12,612 --> 01:37:15,910
You subdue demons while I'm a demon.

1131
01:37:16,536 --> 01:37:18,582
Set my soul free.

1132
01:37:20,795 --> 01:37:22,130
She's right.

1133
01:37:22,548 --> 01:37:26,054
Her resentment is too strong.
Her spirit has to be destroyed.

1134
01:37:28,936 --> 01:37:30,146
Xiaoshan.

1135
01:37:30,230 --> 01:37:33,946
The greatest obstacle
in the world is love.

1136
01:37:36,910 --> 01:37:42,462
She means a lot to you and
she's always here in your heart.

1137
01:37:42,545 --> 01:37:50,311
I'll be contented if I can remain
in your heart as a fond memory too.

1138
01:37:55,696 --> 01:37:58,911
Don't look at me.
Settle this yourself.

1139
01:37:58,995 --> 01:38:01,751
I don't want to be
accused of killing your girl again.

1140
01:38:02,043 --> 01:38:03,713
Let's go.

1141
01:38:07,595 --> 01:38:11,896
Actually, I've really fallen for you.

1142
01:38:13,023 --> 01:38:15,694
Do you have any feelings for me?

1143
01:38:18,492 --> 01:38:23,794
I'm sorry. I'm afraid there's no room
in my heart for another woman.

1144
01:38:25,297 --> 01:38:28,095
I think I'm really silly.

1145
01:38:28,678 --> 01:38:31,977
I already knew the answer,
but I still asked you anyway.

1146
01:38:35,818 --> 01:38:37,488
Xiaoshan.

1147
01:38:39,534 --> 01:38:41,621
Let me send you on your way.

1148
01:38:43,165 --> 01:38:51,473
<i>Buddhist prayers</i>

1149
01:38:51,557 --> 01:38:59,698
<i>Buddhist prayers</i>

1150
01:39:37,439 --> 01:39:39,819
Don't take it so hard, Master.
Let's have a chat.

1151
01:39:39,903 --> 01:39:42,616
Did you have feelings
for Miss Xiaoshan?

1152
01:39:43,870 --> 01:39:48,796
Answer me.
Did you have feelings for Xiaoshan?

1153
01:39:50,466 --> 01:39:53,263
Of course not. You're the only one
I've ever fallen for.

1154
01:39:53,639 --> 01:39:55,016
Me?

1155
01:39:55,100 --> 01:39:58,440
Senior Wukong, your headband
belonged to Miss Duan.

1156
01:39:58,524 --> 01:40:01,446
Her memory still haunts Master.
So he mistakes you for her at times.

1157
01:40:01,529 --> 01:40:04,076
Look at his smile.
He's infatuated again.

1158
01:40:04,159 --> 01:40:05,204
Are you serious?

1159
01:40:08,042 --> 01:40:09,796
Are you serious?

1160
01:40:11,006 --> 01:40:13,511
You don't even trust me?

1161
01:40:17,435 --> 01:40:20,441
So did you have feelings for her?
You haven't answered me yet.

1162
01:40:21,319 --> 01:40:24,032
Of course not.
What a meaningless question.

1163
01:40:24,115 --> 01:40:27,205
Do you think I'd say yes?
Women always ask the same things.

1164
01:40:27,288 --> 01:40:29,543
So that means you did. Scumbag.

1165
01:40:29,627 --> 01:40:31,297
Scumbag.

1166
01:40:39,145 --> 01:40:43,278
No. I should get the headband back
or the probing will never end.

1167
01:40:44,197 --> 01:40:45,784
What are you trying to do?

1168
01:40:45,867 --> 01:40:47,537
- Return the headband to me.
- Are you crazy?

1169
01:40:47,621 --> 01:40:49,874
- You gave it to me, so it's mine.
- You can't carry off the look.

1170
01:40:49,958 --> 01:40:51,586
- It makes you look ugly.
- You should've said so earlier.

1171
01:40:51,670 --> 01:40:55,177
- I'd have returned it to you.
- Don't go. Return it to me.

1172
01:40:55,260 --> 01:40:57,181
- Haven't I done so?
- No, you haven't.

1173
01:40:57,265 --> 01:40:58,767
You just said you'd return it to me.

1174
01:40:58,851 --> 01:41:00,563
Yes, I said I'd return it to you.

1175
01:41:00,646 --> 01:41:03,527
But you've never returned it to me.

1176
01:41:03,610 --> 01:41:05,071
Is that so? No way.

1177
01:41:05,155 --> 01:41:08,478
It's true. Believe me for once.

1178
01:47:55,858 --> 01:47:57,287
- Let's go.
- Wait.

1179
01:47:57,371 --> 01:47:58,548
There'll be a post-credits scene.

1180
01:47:58,632 --> 01:48:00,734
There isn't. Don't bother waiting.

1181
01:48:00,818 --> 01:48:03,255
Please take all your belongings
with you as you leave. Thank you.

1182
01:48:03,340 --> 01:48:04,979
The exit is on the right.

1183
01:48:05,063 --> 01:48:07,543
There's usually a post-credits scene
in a blockbuster.

1184
01:48:07,628 --> 01:48:11,369
This isn't a blockbuster,
so there's no post-credits scene.

1185
01:48:12,209 --> 01:48:13,512
Let me repeat.

1186
01:48:13,596 --> 01:48:17,253
This isn't a blockbuster,
so there's no post-credits scene.

1187
01:48:17,632 --> 01:48:19,523
If this were a blockbuster

1188
01:48:19,817 --> 01:48:21,877
there would've been
a post-credits scene.