1 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:32,630 [party music] 2 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:39,370 [salsa music] 3 00:00:51,352 --> 00:00:54,292 [Beach Boys singing "Sloop John B"] 4 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:58,725 * My grandfather and me * 5 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:05,132 * Around Nassau town, we did roam * 6 00:01:05,199 --> 00:01:08,939 * Drinking all night * 7 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:11,842 * Got into a fight * 8 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,905 * Oh yeah * 9 00:01:13,974 --> 00:01:16,914 * Well I feel so broke up * 10 00:01:16,977 --> 00:01:21,377 * I want to go home * 11 00:01:21,449 --> 00:01:23,619 * So hoist up the John B's sail * 12 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:26,024 * Hoist up the John B's sail * 13 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:28,016 * See how the mainsail sets * 14 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,288 * See how the mainsail sets * 15 00:01:30,358 --> 00:01:35,258 * Call for the Captain ashore let me go home * 16 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:39,599 * Let me go home * 17 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:43,637 * I wanna go home, yeah yeah * 18 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:45,944 * Well I feel so broke up * 19 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:49,736 * I wanna go home * 20 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:52,710 [humming] 21 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:05,660 [humming continues] 22 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:14,937 * Why don't you leave me alone, yeah yeah * 23 00:02:15,002 --> 00:02:20,542 * Well I feel so broke up I wanna go home * 24 00:02:23,611 --> 00:02:26,311 [laughing] 25 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,826 Hey, you're not nervous, are you? 26 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:39,161 A little. 27 00:02:39,227 --> 00:02:41,357 Oh, Sam! 28 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:45,299 You're a kind, caring, responsible young man. 29 00:02:45,366 --> 00:02:47,536 And I know that if you just be yourself. 30 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:50,371 Everyone's gonna end up loving you as much as we do. 31 00:02:50,438 --> 00:02:54,208 And that is a whole heck of a lot. 32 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:56,935 I love you buddy. 33 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,210 [kissing] Mmm! 34 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:08,262 I love you guys too. Thanks. 35 00:03:12,092 --> 00:03:14,032 [people chattering] 36 00:03:14,094 --> 00:03:16,904 [guitar music] 37 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:28,606 (male 'Yeah, man, short is the new tall.' 38 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:34,382 Are you sure, he's a senior? 39 00:03:46,794 --> 00:03:50,664 - Nice haircut. - Thanks. M-My mom cuts it. 40 00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:58,467 You must be Sam Leonard! 41 00:03:58,539 --> 00:04:00,269 - Yes. - I'm Principal Hayes. 42 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:02,311 But if you prefer to call me Marcus 43 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:04,306 that's perfectly alright with me. 44 00:04:04,378 --> 00:04:05,708 Thanks. Thanks, Marcus. 45 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:07,749 Come on, I'll walk you to your locker. 46 00:04:07,815 --> 00:04:10,575 I just want you to know, what a pleasure it is 47 00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:14,391 to have you joining our student body for your senior year. 48 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:16,315 I'm-I'm glad to be here too, sir. 49 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:18,490 Great, really great! 50 00:04:18,559 --> 00:04:20,529 Of course, your parents have already informed me 51 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:22,964 you're in the running for the Math Association scholarship. 52 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:24,770 That's quite an accomplishment. 53 00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:28,472 Well, I-I haven't won anything yet but thank you. 54 00:04:28,536 --> 00:04:31,566 This is your locker. It's one of my favorites. 55 00:04:31,639 --> 00:04:35,879 This is your welcome package. 56 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:38,383 Go Possums. 57 00:04:38,446 --> 00:04:42,016 Sam, you have a great first day. 58 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:45,988 Hey, Jack. 59 00:04:46,053 --> 00:04:48,823 Those are fantastic new sneakers you have on. 60 00:04:57,331 --> 00:05:00,431 [Sam humming] 61 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:12,608 What is that you were humming? 62 00:05:14,281 --> 00:05:15,451 Uh, it-it was nothing. 63 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:17,586 No, I liked it, what was it? 64 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:19,821 Uh, Sloop John B by The Beach Boys. 65 00:05:19,887 --> 00:05:21,757 - Shhh! - Who? 66 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:24,632 Uh, they were pioneers of surf music back in the '60s. 67 00:05:24,692 --> 00:05:27,062 Oh, can you sing that song you were humming 68 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:29,397 so I can see if I know it? 69 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:33,404 Well-well, alright. 70 00:05:35,369 --> 00:05:38,569 * So hoist up the John B's sail * 71 00:05:38,639 --> 00:05:42,109 * See how the mainsails set * 72 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:45,475 * Call for the captain ashore * 73 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:48,916 * Let me go home. Let me go home * 74 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:51,952 - You know it? - No, no, keep going. 75 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:54,319 * I wanna go home * 76 00:05:54,388 --> 00:05:57,058 * Yeah yeah yeah * 77 00:05:57,124 --> 00:06:00,994 * De de de de de de * 78 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:02,801 [everyone laughing] 79 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:05,073 They can't hear you, little man. 80 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:07,602 [laughing continues] 81 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:09,768 I don't know the rest. 82 00:06:10,638 --> 00:06:13,008 [bell ringing] 83 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:20,612 You gotta toughen up, newbie. 84 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:29,294 And...I would have gone with something more like Surfin' USA 85 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:31,926 or Little Deuce Coupe. 86 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:45,574 [blowing whistle] 87 00:06:45,639 --> 00:06:47,739 Alright, let's hit the showers. 88 00:06:49,443 --> 00:06:52,083 Hey, hold on. Who's uh, Sam Leonard? 89 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:56,351 I got your parents note and wearing your bathing suit 90 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,346 in the shower is fine. 91 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:01,518 [everyone laughing] 92 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:08,760 Thank you, sir. 93 00:07:24,712 --> 00:07:26,152 [knocking on door] 94 00:07:28,816 --> 00:07:31,416 You need a note to get out of gym? 95 00:07:31,485 --> 00:07:33,415 (Sam Leonard) 'Uh, no.' 96 00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:34,987 Condoms? 97 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:38,485 Actually, I was just looking for a little guidance. 98 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:41,129 What exactly does that have to do with me? 99 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:44,334 Aren't you a guidance counselor? 100 00:07:44,397 --> 00:07:47,467 Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. Have a seat, buddy. 101 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:51,870 Don't drop anything. 102 00:07:59,046 --> 00:08:03,146 Why don't you tell me a little bit about your problem, name? 103 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:04,946 Today was my first day here 104 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:06,988 and-and I thought this school might be different 105 00:08:07,054 --> 00:08:08,964 but I'm already getting absolutely killed. 106 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:12,562 Life isn't a sprint, it's a marathon. 107 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:15,196 Oh, well...uh, right. 108 00:08:16,864 --> 00:08:18,804 I start out being myself, you know? 109 00:08:18,866 --> 00:08:21,636 I-I try being friendly and nice, but clearly 110 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:24,712 I'm doing something wrong. 111 00:08:24,772 --> 00:08:26,942 I believe it was Thomas Jefferson that once said 112 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:30,177 "Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom." 113 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:36,977 Come on, man. I need some real help here. 114 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:39,990 This is my senior year, you know? 115 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:43,393 I definitely can't do another year as the short, weird kid. 116 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:46,456 Look, what do you want, pal? You want tail, is that it? 117 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:51,596 No. I-I mean, yeah, someday, but...it's not what I'm after. 118 00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:55,165 I just, I just want one last shot at being cool. 119 00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:58,835 Yeah, and I want to live next to a Xanax factory with no locks. 120 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:01,406 It's not gonna happen. 121 00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:03,744 Listen, I know where you're coming from. 122 00:09:03,811 --> 00:09:06,511 I was there once, okay? Rough childhood, right? 123 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:09,980 Mommy drinks too much, daddy's in and out of jail, is that it? 124 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,050 My dad's a flight attendant for.. 125 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:15,419 I'm sorry, your dad's a stewardess? 126 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:17,728 [laughing] 127 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,488 Okay, I'm sorry. 128 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,500 Alright, a-are you good at anything? 129 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,502 Are you good at video games, sports 130 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,304 forging your parents' signatures? 131 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:29,136 I'm, I'm somewhat of a math wiz. At my last school 132 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:32,112 my teacher used to call me his prince polynomials. 133 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:34,782 [laughing] 134 00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:37,182 Don't ever say that out loud again, okay? 135 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:46,746 Alright, hey, kid. Kid? 136 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:50,120 You wanna know the truth? Okay. 137 00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:57,702 I'll tell you the truth. 138 00:09:57,765 --> 00:10:00,895 The truth is the truth sucks. 139 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:03,838 We live in a moral cesspool of lies. 140 00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:06,774 I've tried to live my life honestly and look at me. 141 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,910 I'm a high school guidance counselor 142 00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:10,906 with a freakishly high tolerance 143 00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:12,908 for prescription pain medication. 144 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:16,180 You think this is my dream? You think when I was growing up 145 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:19,549 I had posters on the wall of guidance counselors? 146 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,789 Look, if you wanna get anything out of life 147 00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:24,015 you gotta put some spin on the ball, okay? 148 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:27,361 You want, you want kids here to like you at school, you lie. 149 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:30,497 Lie about who you are where you're from, what you got. 150 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:33,433 They'll believe you because they're dumb, okay? 151 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:36,940 In fact, if you remember one thing from your 5 years of 152 00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:40,414 high school in our society winners always lie 153 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,813 and liars always win. 154 00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:49,023 And don't do drugs. 155 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:52,652 * Let me go home Why don't you let me go home * 156 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:56,320 * Hoist up the John B's sail Hoist up the John B's sail * 157 00:10:56,389 --> 00:11:02,199 (Mr. Leonard) 'Yea-eah-eah! Chug-A-chug. 158 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,002 [laughing] 159 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:06,034 Hey, hey. What about our.. 160 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:10,069 I'm sorry, but you should go now. Thanks. 161 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:17,205 Dude, sweet as sugar syrup. 162 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:23,579 Uh, yeah, I know it's totally embarrassing having 163 00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:30,490 my parents drop me off while my, um, uh...porsche is in the shop. 164 00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:32,127 You have a Porsche? 165 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:36,202 Yeah, she's getting all... pimped out right now. 166 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:40,933 So, uh, just, you know keep on D.L. 167 00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:46,137 [guitar music] 168 00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:53,283 - Hey, um, idiot. - Oh, hey. 169 00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:57,016 When you signed this picture yourself, you misspelled Carmen. 170 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:03,563 Yeah, man, who's Camren Electra? 171 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:07,363 Ah, come on, come on guys that, that's not, that's not cool. 172 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:11,997 I mean, everybody everybody knows that she's dyslexic. 173 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:17,341 Trust me, I-I know, she's a friend from back in L.A. 174 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,914 Great girl. 175 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,943 'You know, now that I think about it..' 176 00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:24,079 ...I'm pretty sure she is dyslexic. 177 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:26,114 Yeah, you know what? I think 178 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:28,479 I remember reading something about that too. 179 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:34,549 - Where-where are you going? - Kyle? 180 00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:36,161 [bell ringing] 181 00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:40,291 Out of all the others, I have chosen you. 182 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,960 Excuse me? 183 00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:44,199 I didn't have time to do my homework 184 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,834 So, I have chosen you to give me the answers. 185 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:48,670 And, if I like your work 186 00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:51,695 we can have an arrangement where you give me the answers 187 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,911 for the rest of the year. 188 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,508 I didn't do it either. 189 00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:03,176 Yeah, you should probably, just choose someone else, please 190 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:06,250 because I-I really suck at math. 191 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:10,319 Seriously, I'm-I'm like, I'm like a pre-schooler. 192 00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:18,172 Alright, everyone, let's have your homework. 193 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:23,367 (male 'Yes. Thank you, thank you.' 194 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:27,505 Thank you. 195 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:30,584 Can you hand me your homework, please? 196 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,553 I don't have it. 197 00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:38,417 - Now, why would that be? - My dog ate it? 198 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,415 [everyone laughing] 199 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:43,789 Your dog ate it? 200 00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:48,097 Uh...he has this fetish and he's constantly eating my homework. 201 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:54,097 I'm not sure that joining the no-homework club 202 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,737 your first week here 203 00:13:56,803 --> 00:14:00,513 is the best way for you to get that math scholarship. 204 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,913 [bell ringing] 205 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,553 Any more forced singing? 206 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:19,164 - Oh. Hey. - I'm Annie. 207 00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:21,026 Sam. 208 00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:26,472 - Good morning, readers. - Morning, Mrs. Moran. 209 00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:31,335 [jazz music] 210 00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:46,421 Please, don't tell me you're one of those guys 211 00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:49,256 who actually thinks he has a shot with his teacher. 212 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:53,061 Ahem. No. No, no, no. 213 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:56,056 Not one of those guys. 214 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:59,799 Because I actually do have a shot. 215 00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:03,136 Really? And why is that? 216 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:07,613 Well, let's just say that.. 217 00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:10,744 ...if things ended up getting hot and heavy 218 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,550 wouldn't be the first time. 219 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:17,282 At my last school, my social studies teacher had a huge crush 220 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:21,150 on me like she was in love with me, like she wanted to marry me. 221 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:24,521 She ended up leaving her husband was forced to resign. 222 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,891 Because of that, now I know...that 223 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:30,030 Mrs. Moran will be into me as well. 224 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,697 Are you drunk? 225 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,504 Alright, for our Othello project, I'd like everyone 226 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:37,967 to partner up with someone today so that you can all get started. 227 00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:40,168 I hate group projects. 228 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,710 I always end up doing all of the work. 229 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,075 Huh. Tell me about it. 230 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,021 You wanna partner up? 231 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,493 [laughing] 232 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:56,292 I guess it can't hurt to share a grade with a guy who's having 233 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:59,486 a steamy affair with the teacher. 234 00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:03,661 [blues music] 235 00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:21,446 * I'm comin' over * 236 00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,484 * See me down at the station * 237 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:26,450 * By the lane with my hands in my pocket * 238 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:29,519 * Jinglin' a wish coin that I stole from a fountain * 239 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:32,459 * That was drowning all the cares in the world * 240 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:36,825 * When I get older climbin' up on the back porch fence * 241 00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,866 * Just to see the dogs runnin' * 242 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,131 * With a ring and a question * 243 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:43,471 * And my shiverin' voice is singin' * 244 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:47,166 * Through a crack in the window Na, na-na-na-na * 245 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:50,640 * I better go it alone * 246 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:53,410 * Na na-na-na-na * 247 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:56,750 * I better go it alone * 248 00:16:56,816 --> 00:17:00,586 * Na na-na-na-na * 249 00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:04,123 Hey, so you wanna go sit over there? 250 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,399 They totally humiliated you yesterday. 251 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:11,331 That table is the land of milk and honey. 252 00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:13,368 It's the same in every school. 253 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:15,873 Always laughing, always cool and charming. 254 00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:18,205 Always happy. I mean, who wouldn't want that? 255 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,471 Please, that's just what they want you to think. 256 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:24,410 Trust me, their lives suck. Just as bad as ours. 257 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:26,607 - Hey, hey, hey. - What? 258 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,319 Who's that? 259 00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:34,618 Vicki Sanders. There you go, start dating her 260 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:37,057 and you can sit there all you want. 261 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:40,257 [orchestra music] 262 00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,600 - Sam? - What? 263 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:49,465 - You know I'm joking, right? - It's-It's perfect. 264 00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:51,496 It's exactly what I gotta do. 265 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,841 No, she dates basketball players. 266 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,636 Specifically, Kyle Plunkett. 267 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,678 You'll get assassinated if you ask her out. 268 00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:01,514 Or maybe, just maybe, she'll say yes and before you know it 269 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,151 I'll be sitting over there, swapping "how do you dos" 270 00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,147 with the Bridgeport elite. 271 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:07,649 [laughing] 272 00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:12,232 [guitar music] 273 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:31,782 I'm sorry. This seat's saved. 274 00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,184 [everyone laughing] 275 00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:35,176 But there wasn't even a chair here. 276 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:39,848 Oh. There is now. Thank you. 277 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:42,219 [laughing] 278 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,359 Look at this kid. Isn't he short? 279 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:46,564 (male 'What a loser.' 280 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,756 (male 'Where's the golf course?' 281 00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,858 [everyone laughing] 282 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:53,530 Should we go shopping for engagement rings now? 283 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:57,840 Actually, if you must know it went just as I expected. 284 00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:02,314 Wow, you set amazingly low goals for yourself. I like it. 285 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,935 You can't just expect her to jump into my arms 286 00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:06,581 right in front of Kyle. 287 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,676 - But there was something there? - Oh, yeah, definitely. 288 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:12,549 I mean, tch, we have major chemistry. 289 00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,549 So, you've been here what, a day? 290 00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:18,361 And already Mrs. Moran and Vicki Sanders are lusting after you? 291 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:24,055 Uh, well, you know they're, uh, different. 292 00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:26,630 Really? How are they different? 293 00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:34,206 Well, you see Vicki is more of the, ahem 294 00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:36,484 dangerous stalker, sex in the bathroom 295 00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:38,483 Spanish soap opera type, and-- 296 00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,505 Okay, stop. That's not possible. 297 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,520 I have Spanish with Vicki 298 00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:45,652 and she can't conjugate a verb to save her life. 299 00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:48,858 Cut the crap. Look, I-I get it you're lying 300 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:52,631 to-to jazz up your otherwise miserable life. 301 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:56,702 But hanging out with them really cannot be worth all this. 302 00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:02,867 Some of you guys may've heard 303 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:05,505 my, uh, my house got vandalized after our last loss. 304 00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,572 - Uh, again. Heh-heh. - Ha-ha-ha. 305 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,210 Uh, we're gonna be cutting practice a little short today 306 00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:12,707 so I can go buy a new garage door. 307 00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:15,249 [laughing] 308 00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:21,651 [laughing] 309 00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:27,361 - 'Ha-ha-ha.' - 'Woo!' 310 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:31,432 (male 'Does he shave his legs?' 311 00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:35,438 (Coach Henderson) 'Uhh, start with two lines of lay-up drills.' 312 00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:37,242 Hey. Who are you? 313 00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:39,174 I'm, uh, Sam Leonard. 314 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,638 - Who sent you? - Uh, n-no one. 315 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:46,009 I'm transferred into your class, I was hoping to be on the team. 316 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:49,118 We're last and in the middle of a 4-game losing streak, right? 317 00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:51,621 Oh, but-yeah, but it's not always about winning, right? 318 00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:54,024 Not in Bridgeport. He-he. 319 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:57,486 Come on kid! I don't think we'll have a uniform that fits you. 320 00:20:57,557 --> 00:21:00,327 I mean, the-the shorts are gonna go up to your nipples. 321 00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:03,833 I was the star point guard at my, uh, last school. 322 00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:05,626 Was that a boys' school? 323 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:10,298 Seriously, coach, I never, never miss a shot. 324 00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:17,377 My bad. 325 00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:25,151 * Pistol of fire pistol of fire * 326 00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:27,087 * Pistol of fire * 327 00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:28,763 * Shattered the frame * 328 00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:32,491 * Go hug your sister go love your sister * 329 00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:35,959 * Go hug your sister one and the same * 330 00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:37,758 *Aaaaw* 331 00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:40,030 * Come home for that rooster crows * 332 00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:42,739 Aaaagh! 333 00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:56,383 (male 'Last time I got basketball scholarship.' 334 00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:58,649 - 'Awesome!' - 'What's a scholarship?' 335 00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:01,488 Check this out. Not only does he play like a girl 336 00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:04,024 but he must be hung like one too. 337 00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:07,260 [everyone laughing] 338 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,456 It-it's not small. 339 00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:11,899 - Oh, yeah, man. - Yeah, right. 340 00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:15,644 Look, look, if you just admitted you had a micro 341 00:22:15,702 --> 00:22:18,472 we would tease you a little and then let it go. 342 00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:20,908 But when you lie to our faces it insults us 343 00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:23,543 and we have to make an issue out of it. 344 00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:25,550 So just admit you're sporting a chapstick. 345 00:22:25,612 --> 00:22:27,552 - Ha-ha-ha, chapstick! - Ha ha! 346 00:22:27,614 --> 00:22:29,354 And we'll let it go! 347 00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:32,616 The-The truth and matter is... I'm hung like a newborn. 348 00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,785 - Oh! Ha-ha-ha! - You see! 349 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,494 - Even he admits it. - Ha-ha-ha. 350 00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:40,827 7 pounds, 18 inches. 351 00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:43,303 The-The coach made me promise to keep it covered 352 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,302 so I wouldn't hurt your self-esteem 353 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,104 right before the next game. 354 00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:49,496 Dude, that would, that would really scare me. 355 00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:52,809 What? You're not believing this dwarf? 356 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,550 [car honking] 357 00:23:07,086 --> 00:23:10,586 Hey, guess who got two tickets to Homecoming. 358 00:23:10,657 --> 00:23:13,357 Ah, you're joking, right? 359 00:23:13,426 --> 00:23:15,026 Get in. 360 00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:21,872 Will Vicki be picking you up? 361 00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:24,604 Or will you be escorting her on your bike? 362 00:23:24,671 --> 00:23:27,211 Uhh, I'm not gonna ask Vicki. 363 00:23:27,273 --> 00:23:30,283 Why, what happened? I thought you guys really had something. 364 00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:32,082 'That is just it.' 365 00:23:32,144 --> 00:23:35,754 I got a note in my-my locker from Kyle 366 00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:37,915 basically warning me to stay away from her. 367 00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:39,924 Well, that sounds really threatening. 368 00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:42,346 'He said that if I didn't stay away from her.' 369 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:45,961 Well, then he would douse me in some sort of common 370 00:23:46,025 --> 00:23:50,625 household cleanser pull me behind his truck 371 00:23:50,697 --> 00:23:54,627 and, uh, hook my nuts up to a car battery. 372 00:23:54,701 --> 00:23:57,101 Yeah, I think he even wrote it in blood. 373 00:23:57,169 --> 00:23:59,939 Who are you gonna ask, then? 374 00:24:00,006 --> 00:24:03,236 * Well I'm reading this poem and it's so profound * 375 00:24:03,309 --> 00:24:05,479 * And I-I like its rhythm * 376 00:24:05,545 --> 00:24:07,575 My mom's an artist. Avant-garde. 377 00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:09,747 'Her work's way out there.' 378 00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:12,416 Very famous, Jill Leonard, perhaps you heard of her? 379 00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:14,415 * And I start to realize * 380 00:24:14,487 --> 00:24:16,217 You wanna go to Homecoming? 381 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:19,488 My name's Sam Leonard, and my dad's a pretty big rock star. 382 00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:22,289 Isn't your dad a little old to be a rock star? 383 00:24:22,361 --> 00:24:27,131 Uhh, well, yeah-well, it's not really a current band. 384 00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:28,369 Well, what band is it? 385 00:24:28,434 --> 00:24:31,944 - Poison. - Ha-ha, Poison? 386 00:24:32,004 --> 00:24:34,374 That horrible hair metal band from the '80s? 387 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:37,080 Anyway, my dad's like making this huge comeback 388 00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:40,213 so if you're interested in maybe getting some backstage passes.. 389 00:24:40,279 --> 00:24:43,049 Maybe you and I could talk about it at homecoming. 390 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:46,894 5, 6, 7, 8! 391 00:24:46,953 --> 00:24:48,893 Got kicked out of school for sending 392 00:24:48,955 --> 00:24:51,085 the principal to the hospital. 393 00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:52,757 [car honking] 394 00:24:54,060 --> 00:24:56,700 And if this new one even looks at me funny. 395 00:24:56,763 --> 00:25:00,903 Ge might be making a trip to the E.R. as well. 396 00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:04,037 Awesome. So, I was thinking, you know maybe you wanna 397 00:25:04,103 --> 00:25:07,873 go to homecoming with me to watch me kick his ass. 398 00:25:07,940 --> 00:25:10,280 * Lies, lies, lies, lies * 399 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:12,112 * Lies lies, lies lies * 400 00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:15,878 * Lies, lies, lies, lies, lies, lies, lies * 401 00:25:15,948 --> 00:25:18,118 (Annie) 'So, you find your big homecoming date yet?' 402 00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:20,794 No, and I literally asked out every girl in school 403 00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:22,793 who doesn't take the short bus. 404 00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:24,915 Well, I don't take the short bus. 405 00:25:24,991 --> 00:25:27,231 Yeah, but, I'm only trying to ask out girls 406 00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:31,063 who I'm 99% sure will say no. You're a full 100%. 407 00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:35,640 Well, that was in the past. Things change, people change. 408 00:25:37,937 --> 00:25:41,137 Alright, Annie, do you wanna go to Homecoming with me? 409 00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:44,907 - No, I hate Homecoming. - Appreciate it. 410 00:25:45,778 --> 00:25:47,348 [phone ringing] 411 00:25:47,413 --> 00:25:49,183 (Mr. Leonard) 'Good evening?' 412 00:25:49,248 --> 00:25:51,618 (Mrs. Leonard) 'How do you like the brussels sprouts?' 413 00:25:51,684 --> 00:25:53,524 (Mr. Leonard) 'Oh, yes, Hello.' 414 00:25:53,586 --> 00:25:56,616 - Mmmm! They're great. - Really? 415 00:25:56,689 --> 00:25:58,659 I'd have them every meal if I could. 416 00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:02,225 (Mr. Leonard) 'I appreciate you calling.' Well, thank you.' 417 00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:06,900 Sam, that was your math teacher, Mr. Von Der Ahe. 418 00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:09,736 He's worried you might be getting off on the wrong foot 419 00:26:09,802 --> 00:26:11,772 'since you didn't do your first homework assignment.' 420 00:26:11,838 --> 00:26:13,408 Sam, is this true? 421 00:26:13,472 --> 00:26:15,812 I can't believe that you'd jeopardize your chance 422 00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:17,905 at the scholarship like this. 423 00:26:17,977 --> 00:26:19,907 No, no. I-I did my homework. 424 00:26:19,979 --> 00:26:21,909 'Oh, so you're saying the teacher's lying?' 425 00:26:21,981 --> 00:26:24,481 I did my homework but I told him I didn't. 426 00:26:24,550 --> 00:26:28,320 - So you're the one who's lying. - Yeah, I guess, in a way, but-- 427 00:26:28,387 --> 00:26:31,417 You know what they say about liars, don't you, Sam? 428 00:26:31,490 --> 00:26:34,860 That-that their pants are on fire? 429 00:26:38,665 --> 00:26:40,895 Oh, no. Please don't. 430 00:26:46,005 --> 00:26:50,005 (Mr. Leonard) 'Sam, Sam.' 431 00:26:53,713 --> 00:26:56,823 [blowing conch shell] 432 00:26:59,185 --> 00:27:01,815 Leonard family meeting will now come to order. 433 00:27:02,655 --> 00:27:04,385 - Hank Leonard. - Here. 434 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:06,626 - Jill Leonard. - Okay, we're clearly all here-- 435 00:27:06,693 --> 00:27:08,633 - Jill Leonard. - Here. 436 00:27:08,695 --> 00:27:09,895 Sam Leonard. 437 00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:11,832 Are-are you kidding? You know I'm here-- 438 00:27:11,898 --> 00:27:14,668 - Sam Leonard. - Okay. 439 00:27:14,734 --> 00:27:16,244 You know what? 440 00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:17,542 Here. 441 00:27:17,603 --> 00:27:20,043 You know the meeting rules, nothing but the truth. 442 00:27:20,106 --> 00:27:21,936 Now, why have you been lying? 443 00:27:22,008 --> 00:27:24,678 You guys have no idea how hard it is out there. 444 00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:27,714 I'm down in the trenches every day trying to make people 445 00:27:27,780 --> 00:27:28,950 actually like me. 446 00:27:29,015 --> 00:27:30,975 A-and do you know how embarrassing it is 447 00:27:31,050 --> 00:27:33,820 having my entire family drop me off at school in that 448 00:27:33,886 --> 00:27:35,816 piece-of-crap car kissing and hugging you 449 00:27:35,888 --> 00:27:38,088 like some sort of baby? Do you? 450 00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:40,327 Well, Sam, w-what can we do to help? 451 00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:41,932 'Nothing.' 452 00:27:45,131 --> 00:27:49,501 Look, Sam. Maybe if you could just explain to us why you lied. 453 00:27:49,568 --> 00:27:53,108 Because lying works. People actually like me when I lie. 454 00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:56,342 No, Sam, you have got to be yourself! People will love you-- 455 00:27:56,408 --> 00:27:59,008 Oh, dad, cut it. That's the biggest lie of all. 456 00:27:59,078 --> 00:28:01,048 Being yourself works great if you're actually great 457 00:28:01,113 --> 00:28:03,453 but what if you're a massive loser like me? 458 00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:06,415 Okay, that is it. No more lying, end of story. 459 00:28:06,485 --> 00:28:08,345 No. Not end of story. 460 00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:11,620 My life sucks and lying is the only thing that makes it better. 461 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:14,560 That's why I lied today and I'm gonna lie tomorrow 462 00:28:14,626 --> 00:28:19,126 and that's why there's nothing anyone can do to stop me. 463 00:28:24,103 --> 00:28:26,413 Oh! 464 00:28:30,109 --> 00:28:34,109 Oh, that's great. That's really just great! 465 00:28:36,582 --> 00:28:39,092 [opera music] 466 00:28:47,626 --> 00:28:50,726 [panting] 467 00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:05,108 [alarm ringing] 468 00:29:17,924 --> 00:29:21,034 [growling] 469 00:29:22,394 --> 00:29:24,664 What are you.. 470 00:29:24,730 --> 00:29:26,730 Let go! 471 00:29:26,799 --> 00:29:29,239 Just gimme the.. 472 00:29:31,904 --> 00:29:34,414 [rock music] 473 00:29:46,919 --> 00:29:51,419 * I've spent my whole life surrounded * 474 00:29:53,192 --> 00:29:56,902 * And I've spent my whole life alone * 475 00:29:59,265 --> 00:30:02,125 * I wonder why I never wonder why * 476 00:30:02,201 --> 00:30:05,071 * The easiest things are so hard * 477 00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:07,607 * Oh something * 478 00:30:07,673 --> 00:30:10,683 * Something for nothing * 479 00:30:10,742 --> 00:30:13,782 * Oh something * 480 00:30:13,846 --> 00:30:15,476 * Something for nothing * 481 00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:17,847 Good morning, Sam. How you doin', fella? 482 00:30:17,917 --> 00:30:19,647 What the hell's that supposed to mean? 483 00:30:19,718 --> 00:30:21,688 I was just wondering how you're getting along. 484 00:30:21,753 --> 00:30:24,123 You know what, Marcus? I don't need you wondering 485 00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:27,560 about me anymore, okay? I can wonder myself, thank you. 486 00:30:27,626 --> 00:30:31,096 - Y-you alright, Sam? - Keep it up and find out. 487 00:30:34,266 --> 00:30:37,636 Annie, there is something really wrong with me. 488 00:30:37,703 --> 00:30:40,973 - You just figured that out? - No, I'm serious. 489 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,080 - Good morning, readers. - Hey, Mrs. Moran. 490 00:30:43,142 --> 00:30:44,712 I don't know what it is, okay? 491 00:30:44,776 --> 00:30:47,906 All I know is something really freaky is going on. 492 00:30:50,082 --> 00:30:52,852 Hi, Samuel. 493 00:30:52,919 --> 00:30:57,189 Oh, uh, hi...Mrs. Moran. 494 00:31:00,259 --> 00:31:01,629 Ahem. 495 00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:04,333 Alright, before we get started today, I'd like to know 496 00:31:04,396 --> 00:31:06,866 'who you're partnered up with for our Shakespeare project.' 497 00:31:06,933 --> 00:31:08,733 - So, uh, Kevin? - Uh, I'm with Paul. 498 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,400 - Alexis? - Ashley. 499 00:31:10,469 --> 00:31:11,569 Mm-hmm. 500 00:31:14,907 --> 00:31:16,007 Samuel? 501 00:31:16,075 --> 00:31:17,575 Oh, Annie. 502 00:31:23,682 --> 00:31:25,052 Oh. 503 00:31:34,260 --> 00:31:36,500 Right, in Shakespeare's Othello. 504 00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:40,032 Who can tell me, what is the core irony of Iago? 505 00:31:47,539 --> 00:31:49,179 Annie. 506 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:52,511 The core irony of Iago is that he's viewed by everyone 507 00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:54,948 in the play as a moral and trustworthy individual 508 00:31:55,014 --> 00:31:56,624 'of the highest order.' 509 00:31:56,682 --> 00:31:59,292 'But his true character is that of an immoral liar' 510 00:31:59,351 --> 00:32:02,621 'who manipulates everyone in the name of bettering' 511 00:32:02,688 --> 00:32:04,318 his personal circumstances. 512 00:32:04,390 --> 00:32:06,060 No. Wrong. 513 00:32:08,027 --> 00:32:10,097 Samuel? 514 00:32:10,162 --> 00:32:13,332 I-I-I don't know. 515 00:32:13,399 --> 00:32:15,629 But I think some pretty bad stuff happens. 516 00:32:15,701 --> 00:32:17,571 [everyone laughing] 517 00:32:20,872 --> 00:32:24,212 That is exactly right. 518 00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:27,006 The core irony of Shakespeare's Othello 519 00:32:27,079 --> 00:32:31,819 is as Samuel so eloquently points out to us 520 00:32:31,883 --> 00:32:35,193 some pretty bad stuff, does happen. 521 00:32:37,056 --> 00:32:39,026 Thank you, Samuel. 522 00:32:42,628 --> 00:32:44,528 [bell ringing] 523 00:32:45,564 --> 00:32:48,574 What is this? 524 00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:50,244 My homework. 525 00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:53,372 It's five-sixteenths of your homework. 526 00:32:53,439 --> 00:32:57,039 Look, Mr. Von Der, I swear, I can do this stuff in my sleep. 527 00:32:57,109 --> 00:32:59,079 In that case you'll have no difficulty 528 00:32:59,145 --> 00:33:02,105 in solving the problem on the board. 529 00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:06,490 Alright. 530 00:33:06,552 --> 00:33:09,062 [orchestra music] 531 00:33:25,671 --> 00:33:29,611 First let's take the square of, I think, right here. 532 00:33:29,675 --> 00:33:31,605 Addition it. 533 00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:33,177 Over 2. 534 00:33:38,117 --> 00:33:40,317 Do you have the answer, Sam? 535 00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:50,226 It's unsolvable. Can't be done. 536 00:33:50,296 --> 00:33:52,196 [everyone laughing] 537 00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:35,868 Hey, good workout, buddy, killer stuff. 538 00:34:35,941 --> 00:34:38,381 Holy Jesus. Is that thing real? 539 00:34:38,444 --> 00:34:40,514 Dude, it's like a firehose. 540 00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:45,019 Oh, no, no, it's thicker. It's like...bridge cable. 541 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:48,953 * Hoo hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo * 542 00:34:49,020 --> 00:34:51,020 * Well it's mine and I'm happy * 543 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:53,259 * I can't help it it's just me * 544 00:34:53,325 --> 00:34:55,455 * If you're wondering what happened * 545 00:34:55,527 --> 00:34:58,757 * That's keepin' me laughin' just you look and you can see * 546 00:34:58,830 --> 00:35:02,030 * Doesn't matter what they think doesn't matter what they say * 547 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,100 * Doesn't matter 'cause I'm happy now * 548 00:35:04,170 --> 00:35:07,570 * If you think at any time that they listened to me * 549 00:35:07,639 --> 00:35:13,779 * They'd see I'm happy 'cause I'm me-e-e * 550 00:35:13,845 --> 00:35:17,745 * That I'm happy I can't help it it's just me * 551 00:35:17,816 --> 00:35:22,016 * If you wondered what happened that's keepin' me laughing.. * 552 00:35:22,087 --> 00:35:23,457 Annie. 553 00:35:28,093 --> 00:35:30,133 Not even a passing glance at their table 554 00:35:30,196 --> 00:35:32,426 are you feeling okay? 555 00:35:32,498 --> 00:35:33,328 Yes. 556 00:35:33,399 --> 00:35:35,999 - I...am. - Oh. 557 00:35:36,067 --> 00:35:37,997 I just hit puberty. 558 00:35:38,069 --> 00:35:39,869 - Overnight? - N-yes. 559 00:35:39,938 --> 00:35:42,908 You've gotta see, it's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. 560 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:45,744 I even had to adjust it. 561 00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:48,981 I think, you're gonna have to adjust your medication 562 00:35:49,047 --> 00:35:50,877 because it's obviously way too low. 563 00:35:50,949 --> 00:35:53,249 I'm serious. I-I don't know, what's going on? 564 00:35:53,319 --> 00:35:55,089 But something really freaky is happening. 565 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:56,323 Hola. 566 00:36:02,060 --> 00:36:03,700 How are you today, Sam? 567 00:36:05,764 --> 00:36:06,874 Sam? 568 00:36:06,932 --> 00:36:09,742 Uh...fine. 569 00:36:09,801 --> 00:36:11,841 I was just wondering if you were-- 570 00:36:11,903 --> 00:36:14,443 Uh...hello. 571 00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:16,306 Oh, I didn't even see you there. 572 00:36:16,375 --> 00:36:18,005 So, I'm organizing Homecoming this year 573 00:36:18,076 --> 00:36:20,446 and I'm just trying to figure out who's coming. 574 00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:23,452 I'd rather be flogged with wet bamboo. 575 00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:25,915 Oh...what about you, Sam? 576 00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:29,219 Sam? 577 00:36:29,288 --> 00:36:30,318 Uh. 578 00:36:30,389 --> 00:36:33,729 I am so...going to Homecoming. 579 00:36:33,792 --> 00:36:36,232 Fantastic, because I think, this could be 580 00:36:36,295 --> 00:36:38,025 the best Homecoming ever. 581 00:36:38,096 --> 00:36:40,726 I too think this could be the best Homecoming ever. 582 00:36:40,799 --> 00:36:44,739 - Vicki Sanders. - You've gotta be kidding me. 583 00:36:44,803 --> 00:36:48,673 I mean...who knows what could happen there? 584 00:36:53,379 --> 00:36:57,619 Well, adios, Sam. 585 00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:02,792 I told you something was happening. 586 00:37:02,854 --> 00:37:04,964 Ha-ha, okay. That was a little weird. 587 00:37:05,023 --> 00:37:07,833 It's been happening all day. Cold-cocking Principal Hayes 588 00:37:07,893 --> 00:37:12,563 - Mrs. Moran flirting with me-- - Don't forget your.. 589 00:37:12,631 --> 00:37:15,401 Mm. So funny you should remember that. 590 00:37:15,467 --> 00:37:18,697 You were so proud of it. 591 00:37:21,973 --> 00:37:24,413 - Oh, my God. - What? What's wrong? 592 00:37:24,476 --> 00:37:26,346 All my lies are coming true. 593 00:37:26,412 --> 00:37:28,382 You're about to fly off the planet, man. 594 00:37:28,447 --> 00:37:30,477 No, no, seriously. Think about it. 595 00:37:30,549 --> 00:37:33,449 Each and every one of those things, I lied about. 596 00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:36,520 The broken mirror. 597 00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:40,588 Okay, Sam, your lies are not magically coming true overnight. 598 00:37:40,659 --> 00:37:43,499 It's just a big series of coincidences, okay? 599 00:37:43,562 --> 00:37:46,472 - I promise. - Jesus had his doubters too. 600 00:37:46,532 --> 00:37:50,142 Wow, okay, um. That's my cue, I gotta go. 601 00:37:50,201 --> 00:37:52,501 Or maybe something magical clashes with your jaded 602 00:37:52,571 --> 00:37:54,171 cynical view of the world. 603 00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:58,139 Are you saying all this to get out of writing our paper? 604 00:37:58,209 --> 00:37:59,949 No, I'm gonna do it. 605 00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:04,981 Okay, so, um...let's meet in two hours in the library. 606 00:38:05,050 --> 00:38:07,690 Okay. I'll see you at six. 607 00:38:07,753 --> 00:38:12,763 2 o'clock, Sam...in the library. Don't let me down. 608 00:38:18,263 --> 00:38:19,703 - Ahem. - Oh, hey. 609 00:38:19,765 --> 00:38:22,495 Are you and that girl from lunch dating? 610 00:38:22,568 --> 00:38:26,138 - Uh-no, uh, no. - Good. 611 00:38:26,204 --> 00:38:30,584 Look, I'm way hungry. Do you wanna go get something to eat? 612 00:38:30,642 --> 00:38:34,852 I-I'd like to really, but... I-I'm supposed to meet Annie 613 00:38:34,913 --> 00:38:39,423 sometime soon in the library... to work on a project. 614 00:38:39,485 --> 00:38:43,485 Well...are you sure that you can't join me? 615 00:38:43,555 --> 00:38:46,885 - Um. - Hm? 616 00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:48,958 No. 617 00:38:49,027 --> 00:38:50,797 Good. 618 00:38:50,862 --> 00:38:52,562 Let's go. Heh. 619 00:38:55,066 --> 00:38:56,996 [instrumental music] 620 00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:12,981 (Vicki Sanders) Yeah, I have like the ugliest nose in the world. 621 00:39:13,051 --> 00:39:15,551 (Sam) You're crazy, it's-it's beautiful. 622 00:39:15,621 --> 00:39:18,291 Aww. That's sweet. 623 00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:21,656 Look, I have to get going. Have to meet Kyle. 624 00:39:21,727 --> 00:39:24,897 But I'm having a party at my house this weekend. 625 00:39:24,963 --> 00:39:27,603 Do you think you might be able to make it? 626 00:39:27,666 --> 00:39:32,296 Yeah. I-I mean...yeah, sounds-sounds fad. 627 00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:33,970 Of course. 628 00:39:36,942 --> 00:39:39,412 [music continues] 629 00:39:56,962 --> 00:39:59,772 [grunting] 630 00:40:03,334 --> 00:40:04,974 * Going to a party * 631 00:40:05,036 --> 00:40:06,636 * Going to * 632 00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:11,841 What the.. 633 00:40:13,344 --> 00:40:15,084 [jazz music] 634 00:40:16,347 --> 00:40:18,417 (female 'Sally Berkeley.' 635 00:40:18,484 --> 00:40:21,024 (female 'Woman as landscape.' 636 00:40:21,086 --> 00:40:23,116 Heady, Jill, heady. 637 00:40:23,188 --> 00:40:24,958 But this begs the question. 638 00:40:25,023 --> 00:40:28,493 Are the legs opening or closing on the female experience? 639 00:40:29,461 --> 00:40:31,561 (male 'It's very third rate.' 640 00:40:34,866 --> 00:40:37,036 Aw, is-is-is that a woman's.. 641 00:40:38,637 --> 00:40:40,867 Oh. God. Mom! 642 00:40:42,407 --> 00:40:45,137 - What's going on here? - Impromptu art jam, Sam. 643 00:40:45,210 --> 00:40:47,580 I had to show some friends my latest work. 644 00:40:47,646 --> 00:40:49,746 Self-portrait in pink. 645 00:40:51,116 --> 00:40:54,446 Oh, God, okay. Oh, God. Alright. 646 00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:57,090 Childhood trauma. Childhood trauma. 647 00:40:57,155 --> 00:40:59,955 Don't mind us, sweetie. Just grab a latte and a scone. 648 00:41:00,025 --> 00:41:02,425 Childhood trauma. Childhood trauma. 649 00:41:02,494 --> 00:41:05,064 Childhood trauma. Childhood trauma. 650 00:41:09,835 --> 00:41:11,895 Oh. Oh. 651 00:41:11,970 --> 00:41:14,070 Okay. Childhood trauma. Childhood trauma. 652 00:41:15,774 --> 00:41:17,744 (Sam) 'That's what I'm trying to tell you.' 653 00:41:17,809 --> 00:41:20,509 (Sam) 'More of my lies are coming true.' 654 00:41:20,579 --> 00:41:23,949 My mom paints female...you know. 655 00:41:26,384 --> 00:41:28,124 Female private parts now. 656 00:41:28,186 --> 00:41:30,356 And why would you lie about that? 657 00:41:30,421 --> 00:41:33,061 I didn't. I lied about her being an avant-garde artist 658 00:41:33,124 --> 00:41:36,164 and now our house is some sort of installation art piece. 659 00:41:37,629 --> 00:41:39,359 Look, Annie, that's why I'm calling. 660 00:41:39,430 --> 00:41:42,270 - What other lies have I told? - Well, let's see. Here's one. 661 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:45,943 "I'll meet you in the library at two o'clock, Annie." 662 00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:48,444 I'm sorry. 663 00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:51,736 But, uh, the guidance counselor 664 00:41:51,810 --> 00:41:53,780 called me in for a really important meeting. 665 00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:56,545 Sam, I've met the guidance counselor. 666 00:41:59,284 --> 00:42:02,394 Look, Annie, I'm super sorry I flaked on you. 667 00:42:02,453 --> 00:42:06,193 Well, sorry doesn't write our paper by tomorrow. 668 00:42:06,257 --> 00:42:08,687 It's not gonna be a problem. I'll do it. 669 00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,930 All by myself, okay? I promise. 670 00:42:20,572 --> 00:42:22,672 No, no, no. 671 00:42:26,477 --> 00:42:27,747 Gi-Give me.. 672 00:42:27,813 --> 00:42:29,113 [dog snarling] 673 00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:37,663 Give me that homework. 674 00:42:39,090 --> 00:42:40,060 No. 675 00:42:45,964 --> 00:42:48,204 Give me the homework. Give me.. 676 00:42:50,669 --> 00:42:53,169 [dog growling] 677 00:42:55,173 --> 00:42:56,883 Ugh. 678 00:43:00,545 --> 00:43:03,045 [dog scratching the door] 679 00:43:07,619 --> 00:43:09,959 - Si, si. Ciao. - Mom? 680 00:43:12,257 --> 00:43:15,287 A critic saw one of my pieces at the community center 681 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:17,230 'told his friends.' 682 00:43:17,295 --> 00:43:19,665 And when you get traction in the art world 683 00:43:19,731 --> 00:43:21,871 you've gotta leverage it. 684 00:43:21,933 --> 00:43:23,403 I guess. 685 00:43:23,468 --> 00:43:26,298 Look, mom, do you think you could help me with something? 686 00:43:26,371 --> 00:43:29,641 Love to, but my agent wants me in Gstaad for an opening. 687 00:43:29,708 --> 00:43:33,178 - So, perhaps when I get back. - Sure. 688 00:43:33,244 --> 00:43:36,214 Uh, then, do you know if dad's around? 689 00:43:36,281 --> 00:43:38,281 I-I just really need to talk to somebody. 690 00:43:38,349 --> 00:43:40,789 There's some pretty weird stuff goin' on. 691 00:43:46,091 --> 00:43:47,331 Oh. 692 00:43:50,595 --> 00:43:53,395 Oh, my God. 693 00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:55,404 Dad, what are you wearing? 694 00:43:55,466 --> 00:43:58,136 I just got in from my gig. 695 00:43:58,203 --> 00:43:59,873 What gig? 696 00:43:59,938 --> 00:44:03,208 Man, this comeback tour's way harder than I expected it to be. 697 00:44:03,274 --> 00:44:04,314 Ah. 698 00:44:07,045 --> 00:44:09,175 So, you're in Poison. 699 00:44:09,247 --> 00:44:11,777 Was in Poison, son. Was. 700 00:44:11,850 --> 00:44:14,720 But, ah, this solo gig is gonna put me 701 00:44:14,786 --> 00:44:18,186 right back up on the top again. Whoo. Ow. 702 00:44:18,256 --> 00:44:20,486 God, you smell like Pabst Blue Ribbon. 703 00:44:20,558 --> 00:44:23,658 That's a compliment coming from Vincent Van Beaver over there. 704 00:44:23,729 --> 00:44:25,499 (Mrs. Leonard) 'It's art, Hank.' 705 00:44:25,563 --> 00:44:26,833 Maybe to a gynecologist. 706 00:44:26,898 --> 00:44:28,668 I have to get to the airport. 707 00:44:28,734 --> 00:44:30,904 Are you sober enough to drive Sam to school? 708 00:44:30,969 --> 00:44:32,869 I doubt it. He can drive himself. 709 00:44:32,938 --> 00:44:36,308 - What? - I really gotta hit the rack. 710 00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:40,375 Just try and keep her under 100, huh, Sambo? 711 00:44:44,449 --> 00:44:46,419 Under 100? 712 00:44:47,318 --> 00:44:48,818 Sambo? 713 00:44:50,321 --> 00:44:52,491 Ugh. 714 00:44:52,557 --> 00:44:53,987 Dad? 715 00:44:59,264 --> 00:45:00,704 Mom? 716 00:45:05,236 --> 00:45:09,006 * Well I'm a weapon of mass destruction * 717 00:45:09,074 --> 00:45:12,884 * Got no apologies for a hyper concussion * 718 00:45:12,944 --> 00:45:15,114 I might not die a virgin after all. 719 00:45:16,581 --> 00:45:20,221 * Take your love and turn it into obscenity * 720 00:45:30,228 --> 00:45:33,458 * You say that I don't care about * 721 00:45:33,531 --> 00:45:36,371 * All the little things that you care about * 722 00:45:36,434 --> 00:45:38,844 * All the..* 723 00:45:38,904 --> 00:45:40,514 [engine starting] 724 00:45:40,571 --> 00:45:43,711 * things that I don't care about * 725 00:45:43,775 --> 00:45:47,145 * All the little things that make you wanna shout * 726 00:45:49,547 --> 00:45:51,517 [engine starting] 727 00:45:51,582 --> 00:45:56,122 * Ah, me, me, me is all you say that I care about * 728 00:45:56,187 --> 00:45:59,587 * Me, me, me, me is all I ever wanna talk about * 729 00:45:59,657 --> 00:46:03,797 * Me, me, me, me is what you think that I care about * 730 00:46:03,862 --> 00:46:06,832 * Me, me, me, me is all I really wanna.. * 731 00:46:10,969 --> 00:46:13,909 [engine sputtering] 732 00:46:13,972 --> 00:46:17,542 That is a gorgeous car you have there, Sam. 733 00:46:19,410 --> 00:46:23,080 * And all the kids on the street * 734 00:46:23,148 --> 00:46:26,218 * They think I'm neat, neat, neat, neat, neat * 735 00:46:26,852 --> 00:46:29,422 [bell ringing] 736 00:46:29,487 --> 00:46:31,387 Did you finish the paper? 737 00:46:33,724 --> 00:46:35,534 'You've got to be kidding me.' 738 00:46:35,593 --> 00:46:38,163 Look, when it's your life you're messing up, that's fine 739 00:46:38,229 --> 00:46:40,069 but don't bring me down with you. 740 00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:42,301 I'm sorry, okay? I'll make it up. I promise. 741 00:46:42,367 --> 00:46:45,397 How? She's gonna give us an F on the paper, Sam. 742 00:46:49,374 --> 00:46:50,844 Maybe not. 743 00:46:55,546 --> 00:46:57,676 - Hey. - Hey. 744 00:46:57,748 --> 00:47:00,988 So, uh, you're never gonna believe this, but.. 745 00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:04,260 ...my-my dog ate my paper. 746 00:47:04,322 --> 00:47:07,132 And it-it's kinda hard to read, but if you still want-- 747 00:47:07,192 --> 00:47:09,132 I definitely still want it. 748 00:47:09,194 --> 00:47:10,464 Okay. 749 00:47:10,528 --> 00:47:12,958 Looks like you have a very bad dog, Samuel. 750 00:47:13,031 --> 00:47:15,071 Did you spank her like a naughty bitch? 751 00:47:15,133 --> 00:47:17,603 Because she sounds like a naughty bitch. 752 00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:21,408 We-we, uh, we-we discipline her sometimes. 753 00:47:21,472 --> 00:47:24,442 Well, it looks like you need to discipline her harder. 754 00:47:25,977 --> 00:47:30,077 Wow. Okay. Well, uh.. 755 00:47:30,148 --> 00:47:34,148 Okay. Thank you so much for being so cool about that. 756 00:47:34,219 --> 00:47:36,619 I'm just gonna go back to my seat now. 757 00:47:38,456 --> 00:47:41,486 I have a feeling we're gonna do great on this paper. 758 00:47:47,098 --> 00:47:49,128 [crowd jeering] 759 00:47:50,101 --> 00:47:53,271 Henderson sucks. Henderson sucks. 760 00:47:59,510 --> 00:48:02,150 Defense. Defense, that's your man. 761 00:48:03,681 --> 00:48:05,521 What is that? 762 00:48:07,852 --> 00:48:09,962 Henderson sucks. 763 00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:14,063 I got it. 764 00:48:14,125 --> 00:48:15,985 - What? No, ref. - 15 green, foul. 765 00:48:16,061 --> 00:48:18,001 - Come on. - That's 5, coach. 766 00:48:18,063 --> 00:48:19,233 Hey, hey, hey. 767 00:48:19,297 --> 00:48:21,227 That's 5. You're done, son. 768 00:48:21,299 --> 00:48:24,239 - What? What? What? - Hey, hey, you gotta sit down. 769 00:48:24,302 --> 00:48:26,472 That's 5 fouls, Kyle. He says you gotta sit. 770 00:48:26,537 --> 00:48:30,477 - What? - Coach, you need a replacement. 771 00:48:30,541 --> 00:48:32,911 I don't got anybody else. They're all fouled out. 772 00:48:32,978 --> 00:48:35,048 What about the little guy over there? 773 00:48:37,715 --> 00:48:40,485 - How about we play with four? - Five or you forfeit. 774 00:48:40,551 --> 00:48:41,591 Fine. 775 00:48:43,721 --> 00:48:45,761 Leonard, you're in. 776 00:48:45,823 --> 00:48:47,533 What? 777 00:48:47,592 --> 00:48:48,992 You're in. 778 00:48:50,661 --> 00:48:53,161 [percussion music] 779 00:49:08,113 --> 00:49:11,083 I'm open. I'm open. 780 00:49:17,055 --> 00:49:19,215 [crowd booing] 781 00:49:20,725 --> 00:49:22,785 That's our basket, douche bag. You know what? 782 00:49:22,860 --> 00:49:26,500 Just stay the hell back here and try not to touch the ball. 783 00:49:28,199 --> 00:49:30,299 - 'You suck.' - 'Come on.' 784 00:49:33,171 --> 00:49:35,671 [coach whistling] 785 00:49:47,518 --> 00:49:50,418 [crowd cheering] 786 00:49:58,796 --> 00:50:01,096 Okay, let's run that play again. 787 00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:12,080 * I wanna check into the Paris Hilton * 788 00:50:12,143 --> 00:50:14,713 * Trade inside like Mr. Milken * 789 00:50:14,779 --> 00:50:17,119 * Ice-cream and cherries, it's very necessary * 790 00:50:17,182 --> 00:50:19,322 * To pick me some Halle Berries * 791 00:50:19,384 --> 00:50:22,024 * You better believe I want to try it * 792 00:50:22,087 --> 00:50:24,317 * To climb the mountains of Salma Hayek * 793 00:50:24,389 --> 00:50:26,419 * Hotter than lava Brazilian hot mama * 794 00:50:26,491 --> 00:50:28,731 * it's Adriana it's Adriana Lima oh * 795 00:50:28,793 --> 00:50:32,563 * Oh oh-oh-oh-oh oh..* 796 00:50:33,664 --> 00:50:35,804 Time, time, time. Get in here. 797 00:50:35,866 --> 00:50:37,766 Get in here. Huddle up. 798 00:50:39,270 --> 00:50:40,770 Alright, boys. 799 00:50:40,838 --> 00:50:43,408 What did I always tell you the Possums' motto was? 800 00:50:43,474 --> 00:50:46,244 When the going gets tough, we lay down and play dead? 801 00:50:46,311 --> 00:50:48,681 Tonight, we stand a chance. Let's get out and try 802 00:50:48,746 --> 00:50:51,146 to win this here. 76-74. So, the only shot 803 00:50:51,216 --> 00:50:52,976 we can think about taking is a.. 804 00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:54,550 - Three-pointer. - Free throw. 805 00:50:54,619 --> 00:50:56,919 - Free throw is one point. - I know. 806 00:50:56,987 --> 00:50:59,717 Leonard, look on the scoreboard. We're down by...what? 807 00:51:00,958 --> 00:51:02,428 Uh, 13 and a half. 808 00:51:02,493 --> 00:51:04,463 - What? - Seven-eighths. 809 00:51:04,529 --> 00:51:06,329 But-but then you have to-- 810 00:51:06,397 --> 00:51:08,527 - We need a 3-pointer. - Okay. 811 00:51:08,599 --> 00:51:10,239 What play shall we do, coach? 812 00:51:10,301 --> 00:51:12,671 What does it matter? You get the ball to Leonard 813 00:51:12,737 --> 00:51:15,107 he can kick it in for all I care. 814 00:51:15,173 --> 00:51:16,973 Anybody got a better idea than that? 815 00:51:17,041 --> 00:51:18,841 - No. - Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 816 00:51:18,909 --> 00:51:20,849 Give it to me. 817 00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:23,211 - Possums! - Oh! 818 00:51:24,615 --> 00:51:28,315 We really got this. Nothing to worry about. 819 00:51:31,222 --> 00:51:33,722 [theme music continues] 820 00:51:47,138 --> 00:51:54,108 * Oh oh-oh-oh-oh oh * 821 00:51:59,049 --> 00:52:01,719 * I'm on fire * 822 00:52:01,786 --> 00:52:04,986 * Yeah mama let's have some fun * 823 00:52:05,055 --> 00:52:07,985 * Come on come on * 824 00:52:08,058 --> 00:52:10,528 [phone ringing] 825 00:52:10,595 --> 00:52:12,425 Hello, BDI. 826 00:52:12,497 --> 00:52:14,327 - 'I can prove it.' - What? 827 00:52:14,399 --> 00:52:16,769 (Sam over phone) 'That my lies are coming true.' 828 00:52:18,336 --> 00:52:21,366 - Sam? - 'Uh, look out the window.' 829 00:52:21,439 --> 00:52:24,579 * Along with fear * 830 00:52:24,642 --> 00:52:27,812 * There goes the fear again * 831 00:52:33,518 --> 00:52:36,488 * There goes the fear * 832 00:52:44,262 --> 00:52:47,532 * And cars speed fast * 833 00:52:48,966 --> 00:52:50,936 * Out of here * 834 00:52:51,001 --> 00:52:53,901 Hey, where did you get this car? 835 00:52:53,971 --> 00:52:58,681 - You wanna come to a party? - No, not really. 836 00:52:58,743 --> 00:53:01,553 There's a huge basketball keg party at Vicki Sanders' house. 837 00:53:01,612 --> 00:53:06,622 Really? Kegs, basketball guys and Vicki Sanders. Let's go. 838 00:53:06,684 --> 00:53:09,494 How can you adequately mock this party if you're not there? 839 00:53:09,554 --> 00:53:12,764 Look, just think about how much more above it all you'll be 840 00:53:12,823 --> 00:53:14,593 if you come. 841 00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:18,460 [rock music theme] 842 00:53:29,106 --> 00:53:31,336 Yo, Bridge Cable, you the man! 843 00:53:32,877 --> 00:53:35,577 Since when are you friends with the super-size kids? 844 00:53:35,646 --> 00:53:37,676 I kinda helped win the game today. 845 00:53:37,748 --> 00:53:40,848 Kinda? He single-handedly won the game. 846 00:53:44,455 --> 00:53:47,285 And now every girl at school is asking about him. 847 00:53:48,293 --> 00:53:50,403 - Really? - Yeah. 848 00:53:50,461 --> 00:53:52,201 Who-who-who specifically? 849 00:53:52,263 --> 00:53:56,303 Okay, everyone wants to know who you're taking to Homecoming. 850 00:53:56,367 --> 00:54:00,237 I don't-I don't know. I'm still, you know 851 00:54:00,305 --> 00:54:02,865 weighing out my, ahem, options. Right? 852 00:54:05,175 --> 00:54:06,935 [speaking Spanish] 853 00:54:12,383 --> 00:54:16,723 * The sun shone down The world seems right * 854 00:54:16,787 --> 00:54:21,157 * During the day it feels like night * 855 00:54:21,225 --> 00:54:23,955 * I'm shot down.. * 856 00:54:24,028 --> 00:54:27,098 Dude, your girl is totally freaking Bridge Cable. 857 00:54:27,164 --> 00:54:31,604 * You never know what you might find * 858 00:54:33,438 --> 00:54:35,938 [music continues] 859 00:54:47,752 --> 00:54:49,622 Oh. 860 00:54:49,687 --> 00:54:51,917 Man, I've never seen Vicki dance like that before. 861 00:54:51,989 --> 00:54:54,929 I've never seen anyone dance like that before. 862 00:54:54,992 --> 00:54:56,492 Ha ha ha. 863 00:54:56,561 --> 00:55:01,971 * I'm shot down I'm gripping tight * 864 00:55:02,032 --> 00:55:08,342 * You never know what you might find * 865 00:55:09,006 --> 00:55:11,506 [crowd cheering] 866 00:55:12,977 --> 00:55:14,947 I'm sure it's nothing though, dude. 867 00:55:15,012 --> 00:55:17,082 Whatever. The kid is still a loser. 868 00:55:19,384 --> 00:55:21,494 Is that Carmen Electra? 869 00:55:23,020 --> 00:55:24,920 Is Sam Leonard here? 870 00:55:25,823 --> 00:55:28,333 [silence] 871 00:55:35,933 --> 00:55:39,073 Hey. I heard about your game on the radio 872 00:55:39,136 --> 00:55:42,506 and I just had to come by and say congratulations. 873 00:55:44,308 --> 00:55:46,408 I baked you a cake. 874 00:55:56,053 --> 00:55:57,823 Oh, Sammy. 875 00:55:59,490 --> 00:56:01,590 I am so proud of you. 876 00:56:05,630 --> 00:56:07,570 (male 'That's my boy.' 877 00:56:07,632 --> 00:56:09,732 - 'Whoo-hoo.' - 'Yeah.' 878 00:56:15,706 --> 00:56:17,806 (Sam) Cake, anyone? 879 00:56:18,409 --> 00:56:20,909 [crowd cheering] 880 00:56:21,946 --> 00:56:24,446 [hip-hop music] 881 00:56:27,585 --> 00:56:29,745 [speaking Spanish] 882 00:56:29,820 --> 00:56:32,460 - What? - Kiss me, my love. 883 00:56:32,523 --> 00:56:34,463 Wait, wait, wait. Vicki, what about Kyle? 884 00:56:34,525 --> 00:56:36,625 Oh, he's cool with this. 885 00:56:40,330 --> 00:56:43,200 Look, just because she went into the bathroom 886 00:56:43,267 --> 00:56:47,197 with a really well-hung basketball stud slash rock star 887 00:56:47,271 --> 00:56:50,111 who drives a Porsche and hangs out with smokin' hot mamas 888 00:56:50,174 --> 00:56:52,814 that doesn't mean anything's going on. 889 00:56:52,877 --> 00:56:54,977 Yeah, maybe they're just chatting. 890 00:56:57,615 --> 00:57:00,585 Oh, Vicki Sanders' left boob. 891 00:57:01,686 --> 00:57:03,816 Unbelievable. 892 00:57:03,888 --> 00:57:05,588 Can I? 893 00:57:06,491 --> 00:57:10,091 Oh. Gracias. 894 00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:12,500 Okay. Okay. 895 00:57:12,563 --> 00:57:14,533 Enough of the kids' stuff. 896 00:57:14,599 --> 00:57:16,529 I'm ready, Sam. 897 00:57:16,601 --> 00:57:20,941 - Okay...for what? - To lose my virginity. 898 00:57:21,005 --> 00:57:23,135 - Wh-what? To-to me? - To you. 899 00:57:23,207 --> 00:57:24,807 - Now? - Now. 900 00:57:24,875 --> 00:57:27,875 Vicki, we're in a bathroom. Don't you want it to be special? 901 00:57:27,945 --> 00:57:31,215 Aw. That's what you're supposed to say. 902 00:57:35,620 --> 00:57:37,920 - It's a belt. - No, I think it.. 903 00:57:41,726 --> 00:57:44,756 Oh...my...God. 904 00:57:46,196 --> 00:57:49,096 [speaking Spanish] 905 00:57:54,605 --> 00:57:56,765 - 'It's not what you think.' - Yes, it is. 906 00:58:03,147 --> 00:58:05,047 Please, don't kill me. 907 00:58:07,685 --> 00:58:08,985 (Vicki) 'Sam!' 908 00:58:13,958 --> 00:58:16,658 Go, Sam. Go! 909 00:58:18,629 --> 00:58:21,129 [music continues] 910 00:58:39,249 --> 00:58:43,119 * Ah, me, me, me, me is all you think that I care about * 911 00:58:43,187 --> 00:58:47,157 * Me, me, me, me is all I ever wanna talk * 912 00:58:51,629 --> 00:58:53,259 [speaking Spanish] 913 00:58:53,330 --> 00:58:55,270 You're my boyfriend now. 914 00:58:55,332 --> 00:58:57,302 I'm over Kyle, I love you now. 915 00:59:01,371 --> 00:59:03,571 - Hey, Sam. - Hey. 916 00:59:03,641 --> 00:59:05,641 (female 'Hi Sam.' 917 00:59:05,710 --> 00:59:08,250 (male 'Bridge Cable.' 918 00:59:08,312 --> 00:59:10,822 Sam, can I talk to you? 919 00:59:12,683 --> 00:59:14,853 This-this'll just take a minute. 920 00:59:14,919 --> 00:59:16,049 Okay. 921 00:59:20,457 --> 00:59:22,557 So, uh, what's up? 922 00:59:24,461 --> 00:59:27,031 Oh. Um, okay. 923 00:59:27,097 --> 00:59:29,597 Well, uh. 924 00:59:29,667 --> 00:59:34,097 What I wanted to tell you is...um. 925 00:59:37,708 --> 00:59:40,538 I bought two tickets to Homecoming. 926 00:59:40,611 --> 00:59:43,111 You? Homecoming? 927 00:59:43,180 --> 00:59:45,120 Annie, thi-this is huge. 928 00:59:45,182 --> 00:59:47,222 Wh-wh-what made you change your mind? 929 00:59:47,284 --> 00:59:52,924 You were so excited about it. So, I thought...what the hell. 930 00:59:54,892 --> 00:59:57,592 So, uh, who are you going with? 931 00:59:57,662 --> 01:00:00,062 Uh, um. 932 01:00:00,130 --> 01:00:02,370 You're not the only one that-that hasn't been 933 01:00:02,432 --> 01:00:04,202 completely honest here. 934 01:00:07,104 --> 01:00:11,714 I just-I just think that-that what we have together 935 01:00:11,776 --> 01:00:14,006 is really cool. And I just thought.. 936 01:00:15,445 --> 01:00:18,315 ...maybe we could explore it a little further. 937 01:00:18,382 --> 01:00:19,882 Wow. 938 01:00:21,719 --> 01:00:24,019 I-I don't-I don't know what to say. 939 01:00:25,089 --> 01:00:27,659 Oh, God, this is so high school. 940 01:00:30,094 --> 01:00:32,664 Do you wanna go to Homecoming with me? 941 01:00:37,101 --> 01:00:39,541 Umm, but I'm with-I'm with Vicki. 942 01:00:39,603 --> 01:00:42,243 But...Vicki's a stupid ho. 943 01:00:43,607 --> 01:00:45,437 Yeah, okay, but.. 944 01:00:45,509 --> 01:00:48,579 ...you don't just leave the hottest, most popular girl 945 01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:50,405 in school for.. 946 01:00:51,716 --> 01:00:53,816 For someone like me. 947 01:00:55,519 --> 01:00:58,819 Annie, I-I didn't mean it like that, it was just.. 948 01:01:00,590 --> 01:01:03,360 You are pathetic. 949 01:01:06,463 --> 01:01:09,303 I got a call from a scout at State last night 950 01:01:09,366 --> 01:01:12,236 saying that I'm no longer on the recruiting list. 951 01:01:12,302 --> 01:01:15,742 This kid stole my girlfriend, my point guard position 952 01:01:15,806 --> 01:01:18,206 and my future, in one day. 953 01:01:18,275 --> 01:01:20,905 'He even stole my parking spot, for Christ's sakes.' 954 01:01:20,978 --> 01:01:23,378 That parking spot thing, man, that's totally uncalled for. 955 01:01:23,447 --> 01:01:25,147 This kid needs to pay! 956 01:01:25,215 --> 01:01:28,615 Yeah, you know what? How about we dress him up as a cheerleader 957 01:01:28,685 --> 01:01:30,885 push him into a stall in the girls' bathroom 958 01:01:30,955 --> 01:01:33,255 and give him a swirly? 959 01:01:33,323 --> 01:01:36,363 Wait. Or, we could, uh, smear peanut butter in his hair 960 01:01:36,426 --> 01:01:38,596 shave off his eyebrows, and then parade him 961 01:01:38,662 --> 01:01:40,462 around the cafeteria at lunch. 962 01:01:40,530 --> 01:01:42,170 That's awesome. 963 01:01:42,232 --> 01:01:45,272 Or, or, or how about we douse him in some sort of 964 01:01:45,335 --> 01:01:48,365 common household cleanser, pull him behind my truck 965 01:01:48,438 --> 01:01:51,738 and hook his nuts up to my car battery? 966 01:01:56,914 --> 01:01:58,984 [piano music] 967 01:02:00,484 --> 01:02:04,224 I just wanted to have this little sit-down with you, Sam 968 01:02:04,288 --> 01:02:07,758 uh, because Mr. Von Der Ahe has informed me that.. 969 01:02:07,825 --> 01:02:11,195 ...you haven't turned in any homework since you started. 970 01:02:13,230 --> 01:02:15,430 'I have no choice but to..' 971 01:02:15,499 --> 01:02:18,539 ...take you out of the running for the math scholarship. 972 01:02:18,602 --> 01:02:23,342 'It's also district policy that I put you on probation.' 973 01:02:23,407 --> 01:02:27,037 Which means, unfortunately, that one more slip-up and.. 974 01:02:29,847 --> 01:02:31,947 ...I have to expel you. 975 01:02:34,118 --> 01:02:36,918 Are you sure there isn't anything you'd like to say? 976 01:02:38,255 --> 01:02:40,155 Bite me, Marcus! 977 01:02:47,297 --> 01:02:49,397 (Mrs. Leonard) 'I get two monkeys..' 978 01:02:53,203 --> 01:02:55,343 Well, I get the coconut monkeys then. 979 01:02:55,405 --> 01:02:57,005 Oh, fine. 980 01:02:57,074 --> 01:02:59,244 Hank, I'm tired of fighting about the coconut monkeys. 981 01:02:59,309 --> 01:03:01,349 Go ahead and take the coconut monkeys. 982 01:03:01,411 --> 01:03:03,681 What's going on? What-what are you guys doing? 983 01:03:03,747 --> 01:03:06,317 - Dividing up our stuff. - We're getting divorced. 984 01:03:06,383 --> 01:03:09,353 Didn't you read the post-it note we put on the fridge? 985 01:03:09,419 --> 01:03:10,689 The-the post-it? 986 01:03:10,754 --> 01:03:12,494 What? 987 01:03:12,556 --> 01:03:16,886 We've just grown apart. I mean, I'm a rock star on his comeback 988 01:03:16,961 --> 01:03:20,031 and she paints hoo-has. How could it ever work? 989 01:03:20,097 --> 01:03:23,097 We'll talk about this later, but I'm supposed to be in Prague. 990 01:03:23,167 --> 01:03:25,937 No, you-you can't leave. I-I need you guys. 991 01:03:26,003 --> 01:03:27,743 Aww, Sam, I know it may seem 992 01:03:27,804 --> 01:03:30,884 like your world's coming to an end, but it's not, okay? 993 01:03:30,941 --> 01:03:33,181 It's just adolescence. This too shall pass. 994 01:03:34,511 --> 01:03:36,851 No, mom, it's a little more than that. 995 01:03:36,914 --> 01:03:40,724 Look, I told all these lies, and now they've magically come true 996 01:03:40,784 --> 01:03:42,994 and I can't get out of it. 997 01:03:43,053 --> 01:03:45,893 He gets his creativity from my side of the family. 998 01:03:45,956 --> 01:03:48,386 No, I'm-I'm telling the truth. I'm not lying. 999 01:03:50,027 --> 01:03:52,157 Dad, I'm literally failing out of school. 1000 01:03:52,229 --> 01:03:54,229 I'm not getting the MAA scholarship. 1001 01:03:54,298 --> 01:03:56,228 Tommy Lee didn't go to college. 1002 01:03:56,300 --> 01:03:59,640 Education is overrated. Go to the university of life! 1003 01:03:59,703 --> 01:04:01,013 Bam! 1004 01:04:02,106 --> 01:04:03,866 Gotta go, my cab's here. 1005 01:04:03,941 --> 01:04:06,241 Yeah, I'm late for my sound check. 1006 01:04:10,780 --> 01:04:12,880 Where's it? 1007 01:04:15,119 --> 01:04:17,549 Leonard family meeting! 1008 01:04:17,621 --> 01:04:18,761 [blowing seashell] 1009 01:04:18,822 --> 01:04:21,192 Leonard family meeting! 1010 01:04:22,459 --> 01:04:25,359 Sam Leonard, here! 1011 01:04:25,429 --> 01:04:26,999 Jill Leonard! 1012 01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:31,039 Hank Leonard. 1013 01:04:31,101 --> 01:04:33,201 Sorry, son. My fans need me. 1014 01:04:35,472 --> 01:04:37,912 Ha ha! Whoo-hoo! 1015 01:04:40,144 --> 01:04:43,314 Dad, come back. Dad, please. 1016 01:04:44,748 --> 01:04:46,018 Dad. 1017 01:04:50,020 --> 01:04:53,120 [alarm ringing] 1018 01:05:11,408 --> 01:05:13,308 [door opening] 1019 01:05:19,516 --> 01:05:21,946 [Violent Femmes singing "Lies"] 1020 01:05:30,260 --> 01:05:33,600 * Lie lie lie lie lie You lie lie lie lie lie * 1021 01:05:33,663 --> 01:05:36,973 * Tell me why tell me why Why d'you have to lie * 1022 01:05:37,034 --> 01:05:40,244 * Should've realized that you should've told the truth * 1023 01:05:40,304 --> 01:05:44,114 * Should've realized you know what I'll do * 1024 01:05:44,174 --> 01:05:49,654 * You're in suspension * 1025 01:05:49,713 --> 01:05:52,623 * You're a liar * 1026 01:05:55,719 --> 01:05:59,389 * Now I wanna know now now now I wanna know * 1027 01:05:59,456 --> 01:06:02,486 * Why you never look me in the face * 1028 01:06:02,559 --> 01:06:06,229 * Broke a confidence just to please your ego * 1029 01:06:06,296 --> 01:06:09,696 * Should've realized you know what I know * 1030 01:06:09,766 --> 01:06:14,636 * You're in suspension * 1031 01:06:14,704 --> 01:06:16,614 Oh, my God. My nuts. 1032 01:06:22,546 --> 01:06:25,516 * I know where you go everybody you know * 1033 01:06:25,582 --> 01:06:28,422 * I know everything that you do or say * 1034 01:06:28,485 --> 01:06:31,715 * So when you tell lies I'll always be in your way * 1035 01:06:31,788 --> 01:06:34,158 * I'm nobody's fool and I know all * 1036 01:06:34,224 --> 01:06:36,634 I loved your paper, Samuel. It read like a poem. 1037 01:06:36,693 --> 01:06:39,203 - Thank you, Mrs. Moran. - It's not Mrs. Moran anymore. 1038 01:06:39,263 --> 01:06:42,933 Mr. Moran and I have separated. And I need...a man. 1039 01:06:42,999 --> 01:06:46,539 * You're in suspension * 1040 01:06:46,603 --> 01:06:47,773 [bell dinging] 1041 01:06:49,706 --> 01:06:51,976 Oh, look, more children. 1042 01:06:52,042 --> 01:06:53,982 We'll just have to finish this tonight. 1043 01:06:54,044 --> 01:06:55,654 What? We will? 1044 01:06:55,712 --> 01:06:58,182 I'm chaperoning the Homecoming dance. Don't be late. 1045 01:07:03,620 --> 01:07:06,520 * You're a southern man you're a northern soul * 1046 01:07:06,590 --> 01:07:09,830 * You're a west-ender you got an eastern soul * 1047 01:07:09,893 --> 01:07:16,103 * But you're no one at all * 1048 01:07:16,166 --> 01:07:19,236 * You're a rich man you're a poor man * 1049 01:07:19,303 --> 01:07:22,343 * You're this man then you're that man * 1050 01:07:22,406 --> 01:07:27,036 * But you're no one at all * 1051 01:07:29,113 --> 01:07:32,023 * You're a liar you're a winner * 1052 01:07:32,082 --> 01:07:35,392 * An expert and a beginner * 1053 01:07:35,452 --> 01:07:39,562 * But you're no one at all * 1054 01:07:41,658 --> 01:07:44,658 * When the wind blows that's when you know * 1055 01:07:44,728 --> 01:07:47,998 * That your nose grows and your face shows * 1056 01:07:48,064 --> 01:07:52,444 * That you're no one at all * 1057 01:08:07,016 --> 01:08:10,286 * You're a hard rock with your own space * 1058 01:08:10,354 --> 01:08:13,494 * You're a disgrace but you've got your grace * 1059 01:08:13,557 --> 01:08:15,787 * But you're no one at all * 1060 01:08:15,859 --> 01:08:17,629 [phone ringing] 1061 01:08:20,230 --> 01:08:22,600 BDI, where the only thing colder than the ice cream 1062 01:08:22,666 --> 01:08:25,436 is my attitude. This is Annie. How may I help ya? 1063 01:08:25,502 --> 01:08:28,712 Ooh, F.Y.I., I'm pregnant. 1064 01:08:28,772 --> 01:08:30,112 What? 1065 01:08:31,107 --> 01:08:34,207 [upbeat music] 1066 01:08:48,057 --> 01:08:51,027 - Don't you want a family? - Yeah, yeah, someday, but.. 1067 01:08:51,094 --> 01:08:54,064 It's not even possible, we never actually got to..you know. 1068 01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:56,070 So, let's start right now, then. 1069 01:08:56,132 --> 01:08:58,342 So, you're not pregnant. 1070 01:08:58,402 --> 01:09:00,942 Oh, God, I hope he has your eyes. 1071 01:09:01,004 --> 01:09:02,474 Why did you-- 1072 01:09:02,539 --> 01:09:03,839 Come on! 1073 01:09:05,542 --> 01:09:08,312 Oh, my God, you're insane. I gotta get out of here. 1074 01:09:08,378 --> 01:09:10,108 - Come on! Come on. - Ah! 1075 01:09:10,180 --> 01:09:13,650 Haven't you always wanted to do it in a public toilet? 1076 01:09:14,418 --> 01:09:17,518 [speaking Spanish] 1077 01:09:27,697 --> 01:09:31,667 And when were you gonna tell me about all this, huh? 1078 01:09:31,735 --> 01:09:33,095 Mrs. Moran. 1079 01:09:33,169 --> 01:09:34,799 Hi. 1080 01:09:37,073 --> 01:09:39,143 No, wait. Mrs. Moran, wait. 1081 01:09:39,209 --> 01:09:41,479 Wait, wait. 1082 01:09:44,614 --> 01:09:46,784 Come on, it's time for the big announcement. 1083 01:09:48,852 --> 01:09:54,492 And this year's Bridgeport Homecoming king and queen are.. 1084 01:10:02,532 --> 01:10:06,002 ...Vicki Sanders and Sam Leonard! 1085 01:10:06,069 --> 01:10:07,969 [band music] 1086 01:10:12,476 --> 01:10:17,276 * I don't remember what day it was * 1087 01:10:19,082 --> 01:10:23,992 * I didn't notice what time it was * 1088 01:10:25,855 --> 01:10:31,625 * All I know is that I fell in love with you * 1089 01:10:31,695 --> 01:10:35,195 * And if all my dreams come true * 1090 01:10:35,265 --> 01:10:39,195 * I'll be spending time with you * 1091 01:10:39,269 --> 01:10:41,939 * Every day's a new day * 1092 01:10:42,005 --> 01:10:45,935 Just like to take this moment to congratulate our newly crowned 1093 01:10:46,009 --> 01:10:48,109 Homecoming king and queen! 1094 01:10:48,177 --> 01:10:51,277 [applause and cheering] 1095 01:11:03,893 --> 01:11:05,863 And.. 1096 01:11:05,929 --> 01:11:07,829 ...to our king.. 1097 01:11:09,165 --> 01:11:12,165 (male 'Whoo! Yeah!' 1098 01:11:12,235 --> 01:11:14,265 ...Samuel Leonard. 1099 01:11:16,506 --> 01:11:18,676 I would just like to say.. 1100 01:11:20,043 --> 01:11:22,253 ...that I am madly in love with you. 1101 01:11:22,312 --> 01:11:25,952 Which is why it hurt so much to find you trying to have sex 1102 01:11:26,015 --> 01:11:28,585 with Vicki Sanders in the faculty restroom. 1103 01:11:28,652 --> 01:11:30,592 Mrs. Moran, think about your career. 1104 01:11:30,654 --> 01:11:33,694 Oh, screw my career. What is my life without you, Sam? 1105 01:11:34,958 --> 01:11:36,888 Probably pretty fine. 1106 01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:39,860 And to our, mmm.. 1107 01:11:41,398 --> 01:11:42,998 ...our.. 1108 01:11:48,037 --> 01:11:50,707 ...filthy skank queen, Vicki Sanders. 1109 01:11:50,774 --> 01:11:53,084 I would just like to say to you.. 1110 01:11:56,646 --> 01:11:57,906 Ah! 1111 01:11:57,981 --> 01:11:59,881 You ball-breaking whore. 1112 01:12:02,085 --> 01:12:03,745 (Vicki) 'Ah!' 1113 01:12:06,089 --> 01:12:09,389 You sure there isn't something you need to be telling me? 1114 01:12:12,362 --> 01:12:14,932 Actually, there is something.. 1115 01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:19,836 ...that I need to be ...telling you, Marcus. 1116 01:12:21,505 --> 01:12:23,265 (crowd screaming) 'Oh.' 1117 01:12:23,339 --> 01:12:24,869 'Oh.' 1118 01:12:24,941 --> 01:12:26,711 'Oh!' 1119 01:12:31,047 --> 01:12:32,747 Oh, no. Oh. 1120 01:12:32,816 --> 01:12:34,946 I'm sorry, Mr.. Pri-principal Hayes. 1121 01:12:35,018 --> 01:12:36,618 * Sloop John B * 1122 01:12:36,686 --> 01:12:38,486 * Sloop John B * 1123 01:12:38,555 --> 01:12:40,855 * Sloop John B * 1124 01:12:44,060 --> 01:12:45,290 Mrs. Moran. 1125 01:12:45,361 --> 01:12:47,531 * We come on the sloop John B * 1126 01:12:47,597 --> 01:12:50,127 * Grandfather and me * 1127 01:12:50,199 --> 01:12:54,269 * Around Nassau town we did roam * 1128 01:12:54,337 --> 01:12:56,067 Mrs. Moran! Mrs. Moran! 1129 01:12:56,139 --> 01:12:59,309 * Drinking all night got into a fight * 1130 01:12:59,375 --> 01:13:01,335 * Well I feel so broke up * 1131 01:13:01,411 --> 01:13:03,881 Oh! 1132 01:13:03,947 --> 01:13:05,777 Guys, Mrs. Moran. 1133 01:13:05,849 --> 01:13:07,779 Guys, please. You don't understand. 1134 01:13:07,851 --> 01:13:10,221 - Take him to the parking lot. - No, no, no, guys. 1135 01:13:10,286 --> 01:13:13,486 * The constable had to come and take him away * 1136 01:13:13,557 --> 01:13:15,287 - Oh, please. - What are you doing, Kyle? 1137 01:13:15,358 --> 01:13:17,928 Come on, man, this is crazy. What are you doing? 1138 01:13:17,994 --> 01:13:19,934 What does it look like I'm doing? 1139 01:13:19,996 --> 01:13:22,126 I'm gonna pull him behind my truck! 1140 01:13:22,198 --> 01:13:23,928 Kyle, this is crazy! 1141 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:26,440 We were just going to rough him up a little. 1142 01:13:26,503 --> 01:13:29,143 I think you're taking these threats a little too literal. 1143 01:13:29,205 --> 01:13:33,305 - I'd like to second that. - Damn! I've flooded it again! 1144 01:13:33,376 --> 01:13:36,746 - 'Kyle, relax. Kyle.' - No! Move! 1145 01:13:38,582 --> 01:13:41,552 (Kyle) 'Let's make you look good tonight, chapstick!' 1146 01:13:41,618 --> 01:13:43,318 Oh, thank you, Lord. 1147 01:13:43,386 --> 01:13:44,986 Kyle. 1148 01:13:45,054 --> 01:13:48,694 You get to skip all the way to the car battery on your nuts! 1149 01:13:48,758 --> 01:13:51,388 What? Kyle, please. Can we just talk about this, buddy? 1150 01:13:51,461 --> 01:13:53,161 Kyle, you don't wanna do this. 1151 01:13:53,229 --> 01:13:56,629 You're doing this 'cause I lied and said you wanted to do it. 1152 01:13:56,700 --> 01:13:59,770 - You're saying I'm your puppet? - No, no, no, no. 1153 01:13:59,836 --> 01:14:02,436 Kyle, buddy, I'm just saying.. I'm just saying 1154 01:14:02,506 --> 01:14:04,436 you don't wanna do this. 1155 01:14:04,508 --> 01:14:06,778 Oh, yes, I do! 1156 01:14:06,843 --> 01:14:09,683 * This is the worst trip I've ever been on * 1157 01:14:09,746 --> 01:14:12,546 Kyle, Kyle! Think about your life. 1158 01:14:12,616 --> 01:14:15,116 You're gonna wear out your battery. 1159 01:14:15,184 --> 01:14:18,424 Just go ahead and do it, my life can't get any worse. 1160 01:14:18,488 --> 01:14:20,688 [police siren] 1161 01:14:20,757 --> 01:14:22,557 Everybody freeze! You're all under arrest! 1162 01:14:22,626 --> 01:14:25,386 * Let me go home I really wanna go home * 1163 01:14:25,461 --> 01:14:27,061 Or, maybe it can. 1164 01:14:28,598 --> 01:14:31,698 * I feeI so broke up I wanna go home * 1165 01:14:31,768 --> 01:14:35,568 * I wanna go home I wanna go home * 1166 01:14:41,678 --> 01:14:43,908 (male 'Hey there, gangster.' 1167 01:14:45,715 --> 01:14:48,545 There goes my guidance counselor of the year award. 1168 01:14:51,588 --> 01:14:53,318 Hey. 1169 01:14:53,389 --> 01:14:58,129 Listen, uh, I'm sorry about the advice I gave you the other day. 1170 01:14:58,194 --> 01:15:01,434 Although, everything I said is basically true. 1171 01:15:01,497 --> 01:15:03,297 Everyone does lie. 1172 01:15:03,366 --> 01:15:05,066 But that doesn't make it right. 1173 01:15:05,134 --> 01:15:07,904 And more importantly, I don't think it's gonna make you happy. 1174 01:15:07,971 --> 01:15:12,011 In fact, I think honesty and happiness go hand-in-hand. 1175 01:15:12,075 --> 01:15:15,235 Though try telling my psycho ex-wife that. 1176 01:15:16,613 --> 01:15:18,953 Anyway.. 1177 01:15:19,015 --> 01:15:21,375 ...Principal Hayes has dropped all the charges, and I've talked 1178 01:15:21,450 --> 01:15:24,420 him into giving you detention for the rest of the year 1179 01:15:24,487 --> 01:15:26,587 instead of expelling you. 1180 01:15:30,226 --> 01:15:32,096 Th-thank you. 1181 01:15:32,161 --> 01:15:35,201 If only you could get me out of all these lies. 1182 01:15:37,366 --> 01:15:40,036 I believe it was Thomas Jefferson who said 1183 01:15:40,103 --> 01:15:43,143 "Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom." 1184 01:15:46,475 --> 01:15:48,575 - Okay. Wow. - Thank you. 1185 01:15:49,979 --> 01:15:52,079 Did I say something useful? 1186 01:15:54,818 --> 01:15:56,848 - I'm leaving you. - What? 1187 01:15:56,920 --> 01:15:59,720 Now-now I realize you're like the most beautiful girl ever 1188 01:15:59,789 --> 01:16:02,589 and I'm, um, me. 1189 01:16:02,659 --> 01:16:04,929 But, uh, we have nothing in common. 1190 01:16:04,994 --> 01:16:07,204 And I don't even really like you. 1191 01:16:07,263 --> 01:16:10,433 That's fine. We'll just have a sexual relationship, then. 1192 01:16:10,499 --> 01:16:12,299 No commitment, no companionship 1193 01:16:12,368 --> 01:16:15,298 just wild uninhibited sex whenever you wanna have it. 1194 01:16:15,371 --> 01:16:19,481 - People do that? - I have no self-esteem, Sam. 1195 01:16:19,542 --> 01:16:23,582 Girls like me never do. I will do whatever you want me to do. 1196 01:16:25,048 --> 01:16:27,878 No! No, no, no. Vicki. Okay? 1197 01:16:27,951 --> 01:16:30,521 We're done. I'm sorry. This has gone way too far. 1198 01:16:30,586 --> 01:16:33,086 Uh, it's over. Goodbye. 1199 01:16:37,293 --> 01:16:39,303 All-star! 1200 01:16:39,362 --> 01:16:42,132 I gotta tell you, you have turned my whole life around. 1201 01:16:42,198 --> 01:16:45,398 I haven't had a-I haven't had a death threat in a week. 1202 01:16:45,468 --> 01:16:47,198 I gotta quit the team. 1203 01:16:47,270 --> 01:16:50,370 The truth is, I'm not good at basketball. Uh, sorry. 1204 01:17:06,289 --> 01:17:11,729 I just wanted to come and say I'm sorry about what happened. 1205 01:17:21,404 --> 01:17:24,914 Mrs. Moran, I bought your husband here to make a point. 1206 01:17:24,974 --> 01:17:28,414 I am clearly not worth leaving him for. 1207 01:17:28,477 --> 01:17:32,217 I mean, look at him. He's a fireman, he saves lives. 1208 01:17:32,281 --> 01:17:35,121 And I'm not gay, but look at that jaw line. 1209 01:17:35,184 --> 01:17:36,554 [sobbing] 1210 01:17:36,619 --> 01:17:39,389 I think, that you could avoid making the biggest mistake 1211 01:17:39,455 --> 01:17:41,215 of your lives. 1212 01:17:54,270 --> 01:17:59,440 * Arise my friend the struggles almost over * 1213 01:17:59,508 --> 01:18:03,208 * Can you let me in * 1214 01:18:05,081 --> 01:18:10,351 * Tonight it ends tomorrow is never over* 1215 01:18:10,419 --> 01:18:14,259 * Let your song begin * 1216 01:18:16,292 --> 01:18:18,732 * Arise * 1217 01:18:18,795 --> 01:18:21,395 * Arise * 1218 01:18:21,464 --> 01:18:25,774 * Arise * 1219 01:18:25,835 --> 01:18:30,865 * Hey for this is your day * 1220 01:18:31,975 --> 01:18:36,805 * To shine * 1221 01:18:37,881 --> 01:18:40,121 * Arise * 1222 01:18:52,495 --> 01:18:55,055 [alarm ringing] 1223 01:19:02,772 --> 01:19:05,272 [orchestra music] 1224 01:19:27,430 --> 01:19:29,400 Oh, God, please. 1225 01:19:32,101 --> 01:19:35,271 * To bear the weight * 1226 01:19:35,338 --> 01:19:38,878 * And push into the sky * 1227 01:19:38,942 --> 01:19:42,152 * It's easier to lie * 1228 01:19:42,211 --> 01:19:45,581 * It's easier to lie * 1229 01:19:45,648 --> 01:19:48,678 * And honestly * 1230 01:19:48,751 --> 01:19:51,891 * To look you in the eye * 1231 01:19:51,955 --> 01:19:55,555 * It's easier to lie * 1232 01:19:55,624 --> 01:19:58,164 * It's easier to lie * 1233 01:19:58,227 --> 01:20:02,327 I thought about what you said, and I don't accept the break up. 1234 01:20:02,398 --> 01:20:05,298 [speaking Spanish] 1235 01:20:08,872 --> 01:20:11,512 * It's easier to lie * 1236 01:20:13,376 --> 01:20:16,376 I can't go back to the way things were. Listen, listen here 1237 01:20:16,445 --> 01:20:19,845 Leonard, I can't go back to way things were. I can't take it. 1238 01:20:19,916 --> 01:20:21,916 So you have to keep playing. 1239 01:20:21,985 --> 01:20:24,985 If you don't, if you try to quit, I will make sure 1240 01:20:25,054 --> 01:20:28,024 you don't graduate from this God forsaken school. 1241 01:20:29,292 --> 01:20:33,202 * It's easier to lie * 1242 01:20:33,262 --> 01:20:39,372 * Easier to lie * 1243 01:20:47,710 --> 01:20:50,910 * To bear the weight * 1244 01:20:50,980 --> 01:20:54,580 * And push into the sky * 1245 01:20:54,650 --> 01:20:59,560 * It's easier to lie * 1246 01:21:01,991 --> 01:21:05,631 After chiropractic school, Sam and I are gonna lease a condo. 1247 01:21:07,230 --> 01:21:11,330 Hey, fourth child, Juan Carlos, professional skier. 1248 01:21:14,670 --> 01:21:17,210 Oh, my God, I hate my nose. 1249 01:21:17,273 --> 01:21:20,313 It's so gross, right here. You see that? 1250 01:21:20,376 --> 01:21:22,506 It's disgusting, do you see it? 1251 01:21:22,578 --> 01:21:25,478 [guitar music] 1252 01:21:40,196 --> 01:21:42,926 [music continues] 1253 01:21:57,546 --> 01:22:00,316 Hey...can I join you? 1254 01:22:01,784 --> 01:22:03,694 Why would you wanna do that? 1255 01:22:05,888 --> 01:22:09,788 Because I thought I wanted to be over there, but.. 1256 01:22:09,858 --> 01:22:12,328 ...God, was I wrong. 1257 01:22:12,395 --> 01:22:15,095 I was way happier right here with...you. 1258 01:22:16,399 --> 01:22:19,199 Well, you look like crap. 1259 01:22:19,268 --> 01:22:22,308 Yeah, I don't know if it's because my life's a living hell 1260 01:22:22,371 --> 01:22:25,571 or the fact that my diet is only Brussels sprouts. 1261 01:22:29,878 --> 01:22:33,518 Annie, do you think you could give me one more chance? 1262 01:22:35,351 --> 01:22:38,621 What happens in a day or a month or a year when you 1263 01:22:38,687 --> 01:22:41,457 decide you're sick of being a loser again and you go 1264 01:22:41,524 --> 01:22:43,334 running back to Vicki Homecoming. 1265 01:22:43,392 --> 01:22:45,562 Because I won't. I-I wouldn't do that. I swear. 1266 01:22:45,628 --> 01:22:49,228 How am I supposed to know that the biggest liar I have ever met 1267 01:22:49,298 --> 01:22:51,398 is actually telling the truth? 1268 01:22:54,803 --> 01:22:56,413 I'm sorry. 1269 01:22:57,673 --> 01:22:58,713 Annie. 1270 01:23:03,546 --> 01:23:05,446 Annie, please. 1271 01:23:10,553 --> 01:23:12,163 [glass shattering] 1272 01:23:16,792 --> 01:23:19,732 [cheering] 1273 01:23:19,795 --> 01:23:22,695 [applause and cheering] 1274 01:23:33,942 --> 01:23:35,542 Did I.. 1275 01:23:35,611 --> 01:23:37,781 Wait, did I just, did I just miss? 1276 01:23:37,846 --> 01:23:41,146 [The Mooney Suzuki singing "Primitive Condition"] 1277 01:23:53,829 --> 01:23:57,469 * Hey make way for the 21st century man * 1278 01:23:59,068 --> 01:24:05,008 * Mighty Titan put the fire right into my hands yeah * 1279 01:24:05,074 --> 01:24:07,644 * Oh yeah Oh yeah * 1280 01:24:07,710 --> 01:24:11,350 * Been in a primitive condition * 1281 01:24:13,416 --> 01:24:16,516 * Am I a mammal or a man * 1282 01:24:18,421 --> 01:24:21,591 * Oh yeah Oh yeah * 1283 01:24:28,030 --> 01:24:29,700 [whistle] 1284 01:24:29,765 --> 01:24:32,135 Did you see how hard that guy flattened me? 1285 01:24:32,201 --> 01:24:34,141 I can't even feel my spine. 1286 01:24:34,203 --> 01:24:36,143 Dude, have you checked the score lately? 1287 01:24:36,205 --> 01:24:38,905 It's 38 to 4. That means we are down-- 1288 01:24:38,974 --> 01:24:42,044 Oh, wait. Oh, oh, wait. Don't tell me. 1289 01:24:42,111 --> 01:24:44,211 [spectators booing] 1290 01:24:49,885 --> 01:24:51,645 34 points. 1291 01:24:52,888 --> 01:24:54,658 Isn't math amazing? 1292 01:24:56,192 --> 01:24:58,632 [orchestra music] 1293 01:25:06,302 --> 01:25:08,402 I love you guys, too. 1294 01:25:13,209 --> 01:25:15,309 She hates me again. 1295 01:25:19,448 --> 01:25:22,348 [spectators booing] 1296 01:25:24,353 --> 01:25:26,863 [music continues] 1297 01:25:48,377 --> 01:25:50,177 Nice game, loser. 1298 01:25:50,246 --> 01:25:53,176 I didn't know you were a basketball fan. 1299 01:25:53,249 --> 01:25:57,549 Well, I figured it wouldn't kill me to try and have a little fun. 1300 01:26:09,632 --> 01:26:12,772 Of course, this could have been a series of coincidences. 1301 01:26:12,835 --> 01:26:15,035 When your dad could have had a midlife crisis 1302 01:26:15,103 --> 01:26:17,973 even those basketball plays could have just been luck. 1303 01:26:18,040 --> 01:26:21,940 Even Vicki and Mrs. Moran could have gone temporarily insane. 1304 01:26:22,010 --> 01:26:24,780 I mean, now that everything's back to normal, there's no proof 1305 01:26:24,847 --> 01:26:26,947 that anything magical ever happened, right? 1306 01:26:29,051 --> 01:26:32,291 Well, uh, there is one thing 1307 01:26:32,355 --> 01:26:35,455 that didn't go back to the way it was before. 1308 01:26:37,393 --> 01:26:40,303 At least, I'm a loser that drives a Porsche. 1309 01:26:46,001 --> 01:26:49,541 [The Beach Boys singing "Sloop John B"] 1310 01:26:49,605 --> 01:26:52,635 * We come on the Sloop John B * 1311 01:26:53,709 --> 01:26:57,449 * My grandfather and me * 1312 01:26:57,513 --> 01:27:02,353 * Around Nassau town we did roam * 1313 01:27:04,287 --> 01:27:06,657 * Drinking all night * 1314 01:27:07,690 --> 01:27:10,330 * Got into a fight * 1315 01:27:12,361 --> 01:27:15,431 * Well I feel so broke up * 1316 01:27:15,498 --> 01:27:17,928 * I wanna go home * 1317 01:27:20,569 --> 01:27:24,369 * So hoist up the John B's sail * 1318 01:27:24,440 --> 01:27:28,280 * See how the mainsail sets * 1319 01:27:28,344 --> 01:27:31,114 * Call for the captain ashore * 1320 01:27:31,179 --> 01:27:34,579 * Let me go home * 1321 01:27:34,650 --> 01:27:37,550 * Let me go home * 1322 01:27:39,522 --> 01:27:42,862 ["I Did It To Myself" by If All Else Fails] 1323 01:30:17,045 --> 01:30:19,745 [Truman Cage singing "Nothing But Lies"]