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Wow, 95.

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That is unbelievable.

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I'll tell you what's unbelievable.

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He grabbed my butt.

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And I liked it.

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And I gotta tell you, Hope, the food
looks beautiful.

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There's just one little thing you
forgot.

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What?

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Oh, look around you. If they can't suck
it up with a straw, it shouldn't be on

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the menu.

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Well, it's four o 'clock. I better go
get the cake before the birthday boy

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asleep.

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Potentially for the last time. Hurry.

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This is such a lovely party.

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Why, thank you. My sister did most of
the cooking, but the champagne glasses

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filled with denture soap was my idea.

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You're in business with your sister.

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Oh. I used to be in business with my
sister, too, but unfortunately we had a

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falling out and haven't spoken since
Pulp Fiction came out.

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She thought it was derivative.

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I thought it was groundbreaking cinema.

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That's awful.

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There's nothing you can't forgive a
sister for.

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If there was, I'd have done it by now.

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You're right.

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And she's only a few miles away at that
fancy retirement home over in Spring

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Falls.

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They have the good walkers with the
tennis balls on the bottom.

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Why don't you just hop on a bus and go
see her?

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Well, you see, I can't. Our families
don't speak either, and they won't allow

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to leave the premises without family
consent.

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Well, that's awful.

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half of mine to sneak you out of here in
the back of my car myself.

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Oh, you got spunk, Missy.

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Yeah, yeah, you got a little too right
here.

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Oh, before I forget, here you go.

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A check for the balance of the bill. Oh,
why, thank you, sir.

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And thanks again for letting me
participate in the wheelchair race.

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Why don't I hold on to that?

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What, you don't trust me with the money?

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Of course I do. Just an hour ago, I gave
you 50 cents to put in the parking

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meter. Oh my God, is that what that was
for?

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See, that's why you're not holding the
check. Now go put the money in the

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I think I lost it.

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In the candy machine.

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Great. Well, I don't lose things, which
is why I'm keeping the check. Now, let's

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present a cake.

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Don't lose things, eh?

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Well, we'll just see about that.

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For he's a jolly good fellow.

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Okay, people, that's enough.

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Life is short.

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But I don't have to tell you that, do I,
sir?

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Now make a wish.

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Oh, for God's sake.

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bring this inside.

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You start to unload the trunk.

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Wow, the trunk.

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You sure I'm responsible enough?

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You know, this quiche could use just a
pinch more tarragon.

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I know. That's what I keep telling Hope.
Wait a minute.

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What are you doing in there?

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Escaping, like you said.

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Whoever was driving the getaway car
needs to ease up on the brakes. A couple

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times there, I thought I might toss my
cookies.

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But I gotta hand it to you.

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This was a great plan for breaking me
out of the retirement home.

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Plan? What plan? I was kidding.

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You were?

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Oh, man, I am so gullible.

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Faith.

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Faith.

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What do you think you're doing?

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Helping you unload the trunk.

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Okay, that's it.

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First, I can't handle the money. Now, I
can't unload the trunk. What's next? I

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can't reuse the meat.

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Whatever you broke, it's coming out of
your half.

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Help me out of here. I'm getting a
little buzz from that gas can.

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Okay, that's it. I'm taking you right
back to the retirement home. Oh, no,

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don't. Please just let me spend the
night. First thing tomorrow, you'll take

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to see my sister. Then I'll go straight
back to the retirement home. No, you

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can't stay here, Sylvia. I got a bad
track record with taking care of things.

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I got eight hamsters buried out back
that would agree with me.

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Besides, I'm trying to prove to Hope
that I'm responsible.

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Is that why you stole the check out of
her purse?

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It was different.

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That's exactly how it started with
Ruthie and me.

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Now she's going to die without ever
knowing how much she really means to me.

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Come on, Sylvia.

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Don't be so negative.

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Maybe you'll die first.

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How was your party?

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Well, I don't want to brag, but one
person said it was better than the

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inauguration.

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Oh, hey, Danny from City Bank called
earlier?

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Really? Yeah. Did he say anything about
our small business loan?

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No, he just left his number.

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Well, did he have a, yes, I'm giving
your catering company money to rent a

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larger space inflection? Or was it more
of a keep cooking out of your house and

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make do without an industrial oven sort
of tone?

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No, he just left his number.

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Where'd you get that?

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The mini -mart was having a five
-fingered discount.

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Oh my gosh, you stole it? Justin, what
were you thinking?

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Relax, everyone does it. Joey Brosimino
can get 89 gummy worms into one sock.

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You are so dead. I'm telling Dad.

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Telling Dad what?

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Um, it's about your father's day.

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Surprise, which Haley would totally ruin
if she were to tell you.

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Father's Day isn't for months.

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Well, you see, Dad, that's why you
always get a tie. You never let us plan.

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By all means, plan away.

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Hey, chocolate.

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Nice. Thank you.

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Morning, sleepyhead.

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What are you doing here? Well, I didn't
sleep very well last night.

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And it's not because I had rocking good
sex with Charlie.

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Yes, I know. I heard you playing Phantom
of the Opera.

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Look, I feel bad about our fight
yesterday.

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I mean, if I keep assuming you'll do
careless things, then you will.

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So from now on...

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I'm going to assume that you're
responsible.

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How's that?

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Hey, I'm all done. You can lift me off
now.

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Well, never mind. I did it myself.

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Oh, hi.

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All right, you caught me.

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I've taken a lover.

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Suck this woman out of the retirement
home?

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They must be worried sick about you.

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Oh, they won't miss me. If I'm not in my
bed, they'll just think I got lucky.

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I'm kind of a free spirit.

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Look, I didn't mean to sneak her out.
She hid in the trunk.

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I know it was wrong for me to let her
spend the night, but she hasn't spoken

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her sister in ten years.

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Can you even imagine that?

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Only in a perfect world.

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Get dressed. You're going straight back.
Of course.

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The last thing I want to do is cause the
two of you to fight.

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Last time I saw my sister, we fought.

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Oh, come on, Hope.

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Let's just take her to see her sister.
It's not like she's asking for a kidney.

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Although I am in the market.

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I still think we should have let Dad
handle this.

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Haley, would you relax, okay? I know
what I'm doing.

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Aren't you ready?

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Excuse me, sir. Hi. My little brother
has something that he'd like to say to

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you.

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Yesterday, I stole a chocolate bar.

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It was past the expiration date.

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But that doesn't make it right.

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And I'm really sorry. And I'll never do
it again.

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Here's the money for it.

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Well, I thank you for your honesty,
young man.

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Now, just hang on one moment while I
call the police.

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You don't think I'm going to let him get
away with it just because he flashes a

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couple of dimples, do you?

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That's it. We have to get you back to
the retirement home before they realize

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you're missing. Thank you, Hope. You're
not nearly the tight -ass Faith said you

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were.

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Hey, Ruthie. Oh, get away.

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I checked this out at four o 'clock.

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No, Ruthie, it's me. It's Sylvia.

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Oh, my God.

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Working out.

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Oh, well, like they turned our nap room
into a gym.

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Listen, Ruthie, I'm just sorry about our
falling out. Oh, no, no. It was my

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fault. I should have trusted you.

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Computers were an affair.

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Is it too late to get in?

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Yes.

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Seeing them makes me think about the two
of us growing old together one day.

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Look, I just want you to know that when
you grow old and become a burden to

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everyone, I'll have no problem pulling
the plug.

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Thanks.

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Same goes for you.

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I'm serious, Faith.

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I don't ever want anything petty to come
between us.

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Which is why I'm letting you hold on to
our paycheck.

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Oh, that's okay. I mean, you know, I'll
get the... Next one.

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That's so weird.

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Where is that check?

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Oh, don't worry about it. I'm sure it'll
turn up sooner or later. Come on. Let's

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go drum up some business.

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Uh, excuse me, sir.

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Have you given any thought to a nice,
tasteful buffet after your funeral?

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You know, if you don't plan ahead, you
could end up with Moroccan food.

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And then nobody's happy.

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I can't go to jail. I'm a hall monitor.

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Do you know what they do to hall
monitors on the inside?

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Bailey, would you relax, please? The guy
doesn't know our names, and he has no

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idea where we live. So let's just all
agree that we're not going to tell Dad

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about this, okay?

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Tell Dad about what?

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Uh, about the Father's Day thing. It's
going to be huge.

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Brothers and sisters stick together.
It's the code.

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candy bar i had nothing to do with this
i'm looking for a uh hope

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chanowski or faith fairfield a woman is
missing from the retirement home where

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they catered a party yesterday and i
just wanted to know if they saw her

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with anyone oh uh well my wife hope
isn't here right now uh here's her

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cell phone number you can call her just
take it oh Hey,

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thanks a lot.

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You know, when Father's Day comes, you
are going to be laughing so hard about

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all of this.

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Come on, we should get going. Two
minutes and I'm about to seal the deal.

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Missing from the Glen Falls Retirement
Home?

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And she had a sister at the Spring Falls
Retirement Villa.

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Not that my sister and I took her here.
I mean, there.

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Yeah, anywhere.

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I'm just saying you might want to check
here. There.

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Check or don't check, whatever you want.
Hang up. Goodbye now.

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All right.

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What are we going to do? Run!

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I knew we should have taken Sylvia
straight back to the retirement home.

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We did the right thing.

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Reuniting those two.

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Fine. Sylvia won't rat us out.

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Once we drive your car into the lake,
there's no way they'll ever be able to

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prove it was us.

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We're not driving my car into the lake.

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Now, where could I put that check?

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It's probably in your desk.

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You know, I'm going to look here in the
kitchen. Sometimes you put things in

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this drawer.

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What are you doing?

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Oh, nothing. Just looking for a piece of
gum.

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Found one.

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I must have lost the check.

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I feel terrible.

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The only thing I ever lost was a Holly
Hobby pencil case in the third grade.

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I'm so sorry, Faith.

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Well, let's just say you owe me one.

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It's Citibank. I forgot to call them
back. Maybe it's about our loan.

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Hello?

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Yes, this is Hope Shanowski.

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Three more parties? If only we had the
space!

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What?

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Our answer is Citibank trying to cash a
check made out to our catering company?

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Thanks. We'll be right over.

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I can't believe it.

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Sylvia stole the check from my purse,
and now she and Ruth are trying to cash

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it. I knew it.

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I've never lost anything.

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So I suppose that Holly Hobby pencil
case just lost itself.

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I can't believe this.

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After all we did to reunite you two, you
conned us?

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You're right.

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She is a tight ass.

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Hope, don't get your panties in a wad.

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Look, we're sorry.

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But seeing you gals working together
just inspired us to get back into

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We ran some good grips in our day. I
never saw a signature that Ruthie here

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couldn't forge. Well, we'd still be
slinging hash browns if you weren't so

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at picking pockets.

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How could you get it from my purse?

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Actually, Faith stole it out of your
purse.

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I stole it out of Faith's purse.

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That's a lie.

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Who are you going to believe? A lying,
thieving con woman or your own sister?

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Why'd you steal the check, Faith?

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Because you don't trust me. And this is
why.

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I got in touch with the retirement
homes, and they're sending people over

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pick the ladies up.

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Thanks for calling us, Danny.

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Our aunts were just confused.

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Yeah, we're just so old and doddering.

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Where am I?

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Where am I?

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I couldn't cash the check anyway since
it was endorsed by Faith. And she isn't

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allowed to sign on the account.

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What are you talking about? Of course I
can sign on the account.

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So, any news on our loan?

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Yes. In fact, you were approved.

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Let me go get the paperwork.

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Oh.

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Coffee chairs.

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I can sign on the account, right?

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Well, uh...

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Thing is, I might have given you a phony
signature card.

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You what?

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I didn't want you to do something
irresponsible with the money.

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Oh, my God, you are such a hypocrite.

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You've been giving me this big lecture
about trust, and all the while you've

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been running a grift on me?

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Oh, this is how it starts.

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And if you're not careful, it'll end up
you two screaming at each other in a

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burning car with the fuzz on your tail.

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Good times. Oh, the best.

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Here's the paperwork and your new
business check.

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And, lady, your rides are here.

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We could have been in Mexico by now. Oh,
so now it's all my fault.

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I'm just saying, you should have known
that the ditzy one could sign.

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Well, then next time you come up with a
plan... Well, yes, I will. The next time

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I will, it'll be better than yours.

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You know, Faith,

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If we're going to be in business
together, we've got to be able to trust

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other.

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So what do you say?

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Clean slate?

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Clean slate.

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Come on.

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Well, let's find this puppy.

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And now that you trust me, I'll just
hold on to the checkbook in my purse.

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Okay?

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Sure. Because I trust you.

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What are you doing?

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Nothing. Just getting a piece of gum.

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disappointed in all of you. You should
have come to me in the first place,

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is why you were all grounded for two
weeks.

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No, in fact, make it a month.

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A Father's Day gift is not something to
joke around about.

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Excuse me, sir.

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You kids again.

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Yeah, look, I'm their father, and I am
really sorry about all of this. My son

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made a mistake, and my daughters were
trying to do the right thing, but

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When you said you were going to call the
police.

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Look, I'm really sorry.

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Me too.

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Me three.

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Hey, it's okay.

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I completely understand.

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It happens.

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Now, you just tell that story to the
police when they get here.

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What are you doing?

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Zero tolerance.

