1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:16,208 --> 00:00:19,461 ♪ There's a story you should know from 100 years ago 4 00:00:19,544 --> 00:00:22,464 ♪ And 100 years we've waited now to tell 5 00:00:22,797 --> 00:00:26,134 ♪ Now the Yankees come along and they'll listen to this song 6 00:00:26,218 --> 00:00:29,304 ♪ And they'll quake in fear to hear this rebel yell 7 00:00:29,387 --> 00:00:32,891 ♪ And they'll quake in fear to hear this rebel yell 8 00:00:33,016 --> 00:00:36,019 ♪ Yeehaw! 9 00:00:36,102 --> 00:00:39,814 ♪ Oh, the South's gonna rise again 10 00:00:39,856 --> 00:00:42,651 ♪ Yeehaw! 11 00:00:42,734 --> 00:00:45,987 ♪ Oh, the South's gonna rise again 12 00:00:59,459 --> 00:01:02,629 ♪ Robert E. Lee broke his musket on his knee 13 00:01:02,671 --> 00:01:05,632 ♪ And 1,000 pieces shattered on the ground 14 00:01:05,674 --> 00:01:09,177 ♪ But he looked up then and he gathered up his men 15 00:01:09,219 --> 00:01:12,347 ♪ And from his lips there came an awful sound 16 00:01:12,681 --> 00:01:15,684 ♪ And from his lips there came an awful sound 17 00:01:15,850 --> 00:01:18,853 ♪ Yeehaw! 18 00:01:18,937 --> 00:01:22,023 ♪ Oh, the South's gonna rise again 19 00:01:22,607 --> 00:01:25,527 ♪ Yeehaw! 20 00:01:25,610 --> 00:01:28,321 ♪ Oh, the South's gonna rise again 21 00:01:42,335 --> 00:01:45,380 ♪ Stonewall took a gun and he made the Yankees run 22 00:01:45,463 --> 00:01:48,717 ♪ But he took a fatal bullet in the chest 23 00:01:48,758 --> 00:01:55,265 ♪ As he fell down dead old Stonewall said, I'm a-givin' you a dying man's request 24 00:01:55,348 --> 00:01:58,351 ♪ I'm a-givin' you a dying man's request 25 00:01:59,102 --> 00:02:01,938 ♪ Yeehaw! 26 00:02:02,022 --> 00:02:05,692 ♪ Oh, the South's gonna rise again 27 00:02:05,734 --> 00:02:08,570 ♪ Yeehaw! 28 00:02:08,653 --> 00:02:12,157 ♪ Oh, the South's gonna rise again 29 00:02:25,086 --> 00:02:28,506 ♪ Jeb Stuart spurred his horse and the Yankees run of course 30 00:02:28,590 --> 00:02:31,801 ♪ But there wasn't any powder for his gun 31 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:34,971 ♪ So he said to his boys Let's make a lot of noise 32 00:02:35,055 --> 00:02:38,224 ♪ And we'll charge again and make them Yankees run 33 00:02:38,308 --> 00:02:42,020 ♪ And we'll charge again and make them Yankees run 34 00:02:42,103 --> 00:02:44,731 ♪ Yeehaw! 35 00:02:44,773 --> 00:02:48,568 ♪ Oh, the South's gonna rise again 36 00:02:48,652 --> 00:02:51,571 ♪ Yeehaw! 37 00:02:51,613 --> 00:02:54,824 ♪ Oh, the South's gonna rise again 38 00:03:08,630 --> 00:03:11,466 ♪ Robert E. Lee broke his musket on his knee 39 00:03:11,549 --> 00:03:14,803 ♪ And 1,000 pieces shattered on the ground 40 00:03:14,844 --> 00:03:18,264 ♪ But he looked up then and he gathered up his men 41 00:03:18,306 --> 00:03:21,518 ♪ And from his lips there came an awful sound 42 00:03:21,601 --> 00:03:24,979 ♪ And from his lips there came an awful sound 43 00:03:25,105 --> 00:03:28,024 ♪ Yeehaw! 44 00:03:28,108 --> 00:03:31,152 ♪ Oh, the South's gonna rise again 45 00:03:31,778 --> 00:03:34,698 ♪ Yeehaw! 46 00:03:34,781 --> 00:03:37,492 ♪ Oh, the South's gonna rise again 47 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:54,217 ♪ There's a story you should know from 100 years ago 48 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:57,429 ♪ And 100 years we've waited now to tell 49 00:03:57,512 --> 00:04:01,015 ♪ Now the Yankees come along and they'll listen to this song ♪ 50 00:04:02,225 --> 00:04:04,018 ♪ And they'll quake in fear to hear this rebel yell 51 00:04:04,060 --> 00:04:07,647 ♪ And they'll quake in fear to hear this rebel yell 52 00:04:07,689 --> 00:04:10,692 ♪ Yeehaw! 53 00:04:10,775 --> 00:04:14,487 ♪ Oh, the South's gonna rise again 54 00:04:14,529 --> 00:04:17,365 ♪ Yeehaw! 55 00:04:17,407 --> 00:04:20,660 ♪ Oh, the South's gonna rise again ♪ 56 00:06:45,221 --> 00:06:47,515 Now, what do you think this means? 57 00:06:47,557 --> 00:06:50,018 Well, it means detour, lady. 58 00:06:50,101 --> 00:06:52,145 And this looks like a lousy road. 59 00:06:52,186 --> 00:06:53,646 Well, I don't know. 60 00:06:53,688 --> 00:06:55,315 I don't like the looks of this. 61 00:06:55,899 --> 00:06:58,276 It doesn't say how far the detour goes. 62 00:06:58,359 --> 00:07:00,194 Well, want me to drive? 63 00:07:00,278 --> 00:07:03,197 I'm more than just a hitchhiker, you know. 64 00:07:03,239 --> 00:07:07,201 I just happen to be a schoolteacher who happened to have a little car trouble. 65 00:07:07,285 --> 00:07:10,330 And it's lucky for me. 66 00:07:10,371 --> 00:07:11,372 Yeah. 67 00:07:11,456 --> 00:07:15,710 Well, don't make me feel sorry I picked you up back there. 68 00:07:15,793 --> 00:07:19,589 From the looks of this, you just might be glad before the trip's over. 69 00:07:51,829 --> 00:07:53,289 Bring 'em on down here. 70 00:07:53,373 --> 00:07:56,250 Bring 'em way on down. 71 00:07:56,334 --> 00:07:59,087 Get 'em right here in the middle of Pleasant Valley. 72 00:07:59,170 --> 00:08:02,090 Come on, bring 'em on down. 73 00:08:02,757 --> 00:08:04,258 Come on! 74 00:08:04,342 --> 00:08:06,052 Come on! 75 00:08:06,094 --> 00:08:08,179 Come on! 76 00:08:12,433 --> 00:08:15,937 Right here. Come on. Come on. 77 00:08:16,938 --> 00:08:19,941 Yeehaw! 78 00:08:21,818 --> 00:08:24,070 Y'all get back a little bit. 79 00:08:24,112 --> 00:08:26,322 Y'all get back just a little bit. 80 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:38,626 ♪ Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah ♪ 81 00:08:38,710 --> 00:08:39,961 - That kid! - Get out of here, you little creep. 82 00:08:40,044 --> 00:08:41,963 You all clear out of here, Billy, hear. 83 00:08:43,631 --> 00:08:45,800 I'm Earl Buckman, mayor of this here town. 84 00:08:45,883 --> 00:08:48,344 The great little town of Pleasant Valley. 85 00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:50,346 - Y'all travelin'? - Why, yes, Mr. Buckman. 86 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:51,556 We're on our way to Florida. 87 00:08:51,639 --> 00:08:52,807 Y'all on vacation? 88 00:08:52,849 --> 00:08:54,600 Wait a minute. Just what's going on here anyway? 89 00:08:54,642 --> 00:08:56,352 Are we under arrest or something? 90 00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:57,895 I mean, what the hell's going on here? 91 00:08:57,979 --> 00:08:59,313 Where are we anyway? 92 00:08:59,814 --> 00:09:02,316 You just keep your pants on, boy. 93 00:09:02,358 --> 00:09:03,985 You're not under arrest. 94 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:07,488 You're right smack dab in the middle of Pleasant Valley. 95 00:09:07,613 --> 00:09:10,158 Isn't he, folks? 96 00:09:11,242 --> 00:09:14,412 I'll tell you this much, though. We've been waiting on you. 97 00:09:14,495 --> 00:09:16,664 Ain't that right, folks? 98 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:19,167 What do you mean, you've been waiting for us? 99 00:09:19,751 --> 00:09:21,878 Why, you pretty little Yankee gal. 100 00:09:21,961 --> 00:09:25,923 I didn't say "waiting for you," I said "waiting on you." 101 00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:32,305 What? 102 00:09:33,639 --> 00:09:35,266 Well, I better get to the point. 103 00:09:35,349 --> 00:09:38,394 This boy looks like he's going to cloud up, rain all over. 104 00:09:40,438 --> 00:09:43,149 Well, folks, here's a happy story. 105 00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:47,153 We 'uns here in Pleasant Valley are celebrating a little old centennial. 106 00:09:47,195 --> 00:09:48,738 Yes, sir, we are. 107 00:09:50,531 --> 00:09:53,868 And you folks are the guests of honor. Now, how about that? 108 00:09:53,910 --> 00:09:55,787 Yeah. 109 00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:59,207 I am not sure I understand, Mr. Buckman. 110 00:09:59,248 --> 00:10:01,292 Well, then, you better listen carefully this time. 111 00:10:01,542 --> 00:10:04,670 We're celebrating something that happened over 100 years ago. 112 00:10:04,754 --> 00:10:06,547 It's a big deal around here. 113 00:10:06,672 --> 00:10:10,676 And part of the ceremony is we get us some strangers from up north. 114 00:10:10,718 --> 00:10:12,053 You get everything free. 115 00:10:12,095 --> 00:10:13,471 It's an honor, damn it. 116 00:10:13,554 --> 00:10:15,348 Now, you come on out of there for a second. 117 00:10:15,890 --> 00:10:17,809 Yeehaw! 118 00:11:42,685 --> 00:11:46,898 Welcome to the Pleasant Valley. 119 00:11:47,732 --> 00:11:49,066 By dinghy. 120 00:11:49,150 --> 00:11:52,069 We got ourselves some more visitors for the centennial. 121 00:11:52,153 --> 00:11:55,072 That makes six. Yeah! 122 00:11:55,198 --> 00:11:57,533 Billy, you go tell Lester and Rufe 123 00:11:57,617 --> 00:12:00,161 we got ourselves the guests of honor for the centennial 124 00:12:00,244 --> 00:12:02,371 and we don't need us no more. Go. 125 00:12:03,915 --> 00:12:06,000 - Hip-hip! - Hooray! 126 00:12:06,083 --> 00:12:08,085 - Hip-hip! - Hooray! 127 00:12:08,169 --> 00:12:10,630 - Hip-hip! - Hooray! 128 00:12:11,839 --> 00:12:13,382 Well, what's the matter? 129 00:12:13,591 --> 00:12:15,259 Well, ain't nothing the matter, miss. 130 00:12:15,384 --> 00:12:17,887 Everything's fine. Just fine. 131 00:12:18,012 --> 00:12:20,348 More Yankees for the centennial, huh, Mayor? 132 00:12:20,431 --> 00:12:22,600 That's right, mister. 133 00:12:22,683 --> 00:12:25,478 Well, now, miss, you and your mister here... 134 00:12:25,519 --> 00:12:27,021 He's not my mister. 135 00:12:27,063 --> 00:12:29,941 He's a perfect stranger named Tom White. 136 00:12:30,024 --> 00:12:31,067 Oh, well, now, Miss... 137 00:12:31,692 --> 00:12:33,319 Adams. Terry Adams. 138 00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:37,240 Well, Miss Adams, if you know his name, he's not a perfect stranger now, is he? 139 00:12:41,035 --> 00:12:42,995 My name is John Miller, Miss Adams 140 00:12:43,037 --> 00:12:46,374 and if you'd like, I'll be glad to take on this, this hitchhiker for you. 141 00:12:47,541 --> 00:12:50,795 And I'm Bea Miller, Tom. I'm married to that animal. 142 00:12:50,878 --> 00:12:53,256 Don't worry, you can always hitch a ride with me. 143 00:12:54,966 --> 00:12:57,718 Our guest's a rotten egg, though, ain't he folks? 144 00:13:00,388 --> 00:13:06,060 Say, uh, would I sound stupid and ungracious if I asked what this is all about? 145 00:13:06,143 --> 00:13:08,271 I'm David Wells and this is my wife Beverly. 146 00:13:08,354 --> 00:13:09,730 I am not quite sure, Mr. White, 147 00:13:09,772 --> 00:13:11,857 but it looks like we're guests of honor at this centennial. 148 00:13:12,566 --> 00:13:13,985 Us? 149 00:13:14,068 --> 00:13:15,653 Well, why are we guests of honor? 150 00:13:15,820 --> 00:13:19,198 Can't think of a prettier guest of honor than you, 151 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:22,118 you big, handsome Yankee, you. 152 00:13:25,079 --> 00:13:27,164 You're blushing. 153 00:13:27,248 --> 00:13:29,625 Why not relax and enjoy it? 154 00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:30,793 Okay. 155 00:13:30,876 --> 00:13:33,004 I will if you will. 156 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:41,595 Ahem. Will our guests of honor come right over here? 157 00:13:41,637 --> 00:13:45,558 Now, some of our guests ain't sure yet what this shindig's all about. 158 00:13:45,599 --> 00:13:48,936 So we better get started with our centennial. Right, folks? 159 00:13:49,020 --> 00:13:50,438 Yeah! 160 00:13:50,479 --> 00:13:52,857 Yes, siree! 161 00:13:53,524 --> 00:13:55,901 Now, it's been 100 years. 162 00:13:55,943 --> 00:13:58,446 But what we're celebrating ain't important. 163 00:13:58,612 --> 00:14:03,701 What we need are guests of honor and you all are it. 164 00:14:03,784 --> 00:14:07,038 Now, for the next two days, y'all are gonna be guests of the town. 165 00:14:07,121 --> 00:14:09,665 You're gonna have the best hotel rooms, 166 00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:11,208 the best food, 167 00:14:11,292 --> 00:14:14,628 the best entertainment and it's all on the house. 168 00:14:14,670 --> 00:14:17,840 Yes, sir, you're all are our guests. 169 00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:22,803 And we're gonna show you some Southern hospitality. 170 00:14:26,223 --> 00:14:30,561 I reckon this here's one celebration y'all are gonna remember as long as you live. 171 00:14:30,644 --> 00:14:33,397 Yeah! Won't it, folks? 172 00:14:35,649 --> 00:14:38,611 Yeah, here's two fellas I want you all to know. 173 00:14:38,652 --> 00:14:41,489 This here is Rufus Tate. 174 00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:46,369 And this here is Lester MacDonald. 175 00:14:48,662 --> 00:14:51,874 Rufus here is head-man of this celebration. 176 00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:54,251 He's general chairman. 177 00:14:54,335 --> 00:14:58,089 And Lester here, he's program chairman. 178 00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:03,844 I reckon everybody know these fellas pretty good, ain't they folks? 179 00:15:06,263 --> 00:15:08,891 We got us some good 'uns. 180 00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:10,393 Dogged if we don't. 181 00:15:15,022 --> 00:15:18,692 Now, we got us a big barbecue to start things off tonight. 182 00:15:25,908 --> 00:15:30,746 Hey, Earl, what do you say we get our guests down in the hotel, 183 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:34,083 so they can get in good shape for that barbecue. 184 00:15:35,584 --> 00:15:38,254 That's a good idea, Lester. Let's get 'em checked in. 185 00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:41,424 - Say, Mr. Buckman. - Yeah, what is it, son? 186 00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:44,301 Well, we'd like to stay for your celebration, 187 00:15:44,385 --> 00:15:46,262 but Miss Adams and I have to be getting on. 188 00:15:46,887 --> 00:15:49,390 He's not only a hitchhiker, he's a party pooper. 189 00:15:49,723 --> 00:15:52,268 Y'all want to leave? You can't! 190 00:15:53,644 --> 00:15:55,062 Of course not. 191 00:15:55,146 --> 00:15:57,606 Only two days. You'll have the time of your life. 192 00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,024 Thought y'all didn't know each other. 193 00:15:59,066 --> 00:16:00,526 But they ain't gonna leave, are they? 194 00:16:00,609 --> 00:16:03,237 Of course not. I'll tell you what. 195 00:16:03,279 --> 00:16:05,156 You got someplace else to be, is that it? 196 00:16:05,322 --> 00:16:09,118 Well, uh, I'm due in a teachers' convention in Atlanta. 197 00:16:09,368 --> 00:16:10,411 Tell you what. 198 00:16:10,494 --> 00:16:12,037 We went through a lot of trouble to get you all here. 199 00:16:12,079 --> 00:16:14,665 - We don't give up so easy. - You can say that again, Earl. 200 00:16:14,748 --> 00:16:16,125 Yeah, as soon as you get to the hotel, 201 00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:18,919 y'all send 'em a wire, tell 'em y'all be there in a couple of days. 202 00:16:18,961 --> 00:16:20,671 We'll even pay for the wire, won't we, folks? 203 00:16:36,812 --> 00:16:42,067 Hey, Rufe, you think we ought to go out and get us a couple of special guests of honor? 204 00:16:42,109 --> 00:16:45,529 Lester, we got us six. Just the right number. 205 00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:48,282 Y'all know the rules of the celebration. 206 00:16:48,449 --> 00:16:50,576 Got us six Yankees and, boy, 207 00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:56,248 we're gonna have a centennial celebration to make old Robert E. Lee hisself proud. 208 00:16:56,332 --> 00:16:59,126 Yeah, but we could slip back and get us some more 209 00:16:59,210 --> 00:17:02,254 and kind of have our own private centennial. 210 00:17:02,379 --> 00:17:05,966 Hot dog! Lester, aren't you the sneaky one? 211 00:17:06,008 --> 00:17:09,512 Maybe we could get us a couple of, uh, private guests. 212 00:17:10,513 --> 00:17:13,974 Now, boys, you know all the rules of the centennial. 213 00:17:14,183 --> 00:17:17,019 Sure wouldn't look good for the general chairman and the program chairman 214 00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:19,355 to be in business for theirselves, now, would it? 215 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:22,399 Now, now, we need six guests and we got us six. 216 00:17:22,483 --> 00:17:24,151 Enough fun for everybody. 217 00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:27,821 Now, tonight's the big barbecue and we need the special guest. 218 00:17:27,863 --> 00:17:30,491 Now, which one of the six you all want? 219 00:17:30,533 --> 00:17:33,744 Uh, let's get us one of them gals! 220 00:17:33,827 --> 00:17:37,623 Yeah! That there big blonde 'un'd be perfect! 221 00:17:37,706 --> 00:17:39,041 Yeah! 222 00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:41,961 All right, Lester, you're the head-man tonight. 223 00:17:42,002 --> 00:17:43,504 - Here's a suggestion though. - All right. 224 00:17:43,546 --> 00:17:47,007 That little old gal, she seems to like Harper Alexander. 225 00:17:47,091 --> 00:17:50,344 And her husband, he don't mind looking at Betsy Gunther, 226 00:17:50,427 --> 00:17:53,097 so you have Betsy entertain him, 227 00:17:53,180 --> 00:17:55,933 and old Harper, he can take that little old gal on a walk 228 00:17:56,016 --> 00:17:57,726 and get her ready for the barbecue! 229 00:18:00,896 --> 00:18:03,190 Wow! Yeehaw! 230 00:18:32,219 --> 00:18:35,180 Such a strange little affair. 231 00:18:35,264 --> 00:18:37,266 It's almost like Halloween. 232 00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:41,729 This is better than Halloween! 233 00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:46,942 Looks like John C. Calhoun's version of trick-or-treat. 234 00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:50,029 Why, yeah. 235 00:18:50,070 --> 00:18:51,864 We gonna provide the tricks 236 00:18:51,905 --> 00:18:55,284 and them folks up there, they're gonna provide the treat. 237 00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:05,210 Isn't this the damnedest thing that's ever happened to us. 238 00:19:06,670 --> 00:19:08,297 Johnny boy, the world we live, 239 00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:12,009 everything that happens is the damnedest thing. 240 00:19:12,092 --> 00:19:17,556 Well, honey, you've got to admit, all this, and we're the guests of honor. 241 00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:20,434 And it's free, too. 242 00:19:23,228 --> 00:19:26,982 Yeah. Including this room at the Waldorf. 243 00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:31,987 Well, dear, I'll just make you a little bet that you enjoy this centennial beat. 244 00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:35,449 Oh, yeah? Well, what makes you so sure? 245 00:19:35,491 --> 00:19:39,119 Hmm. Old Johnny boy was watching when that... 246 00:19:39,161 --> 00:19:42,539 That backwoods Daniel Boone was working on your leg. 247 00:19:43,499 --> 00:19:45,167 Who does he think he is anyway? 248 00:19:45,292 --> 00:19:48,295 Stonewall Jackson's razor blade salesman? 249 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:53,926 Or maybe he just thought you were a little puppy dog that needed petting. 250 00:19:53,967 --> 00:19:55,803 Well, his name is Harper. 251 00:19:55,886 --> 00:20:00,057 And for an Arkansas wood-chopper, he has mighty smooth hands. 252 00:20:02,017 --> 00:20:06,355 What about you and that overblown Daisy May? 253 00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:09,942 That eyeball treatment usually means they're steam-heating your radiator. 254 00:20:10,401 --> 00:20:12,403 Johnny boy knows his way around. 255 00:20:16,073 --> 00:20:20,160 Well, honey, you know you're my one and only. 256 00:20:20,285 --> 00:20:23,789 What you mean is I haven't caught up with you yet. 257 00:20:25,666 --> 00:20:28,210 Oh, well, come to Mama. 258 00:20:28,669 --> 00:20:31,171 Oh! 259 00:20:31,255 --> 00:20:32,381 Must be Jeb Davis. 260 00:20:39,722 --> 00:20:42,766 - General Grant's headquarters. - Johnny, don't do that. 261 00:20:43,434 --> 00:20:45,060 Yeah, I'm only kidding. 262 00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:46,854 This is John Miller speaking. 263 00:20:48,063 --> 00:20:49,523 Yeah. 264 00:20:50,733 --> 00:20:51,859 Who? 265 00:20:52,025 --> 00:20:57,531 I said, a young lady'd like to speak to you if y'all wait just a second. 266 00:20:58,073 --> 00:20:59,992 You do it right, Betsy, here. 267 00:21:01,326 --> 00:21:04,204 Hello, Mr. Miller? 268 00:21:04,288 --> 00:21:06,540 This here's Betsy Gunther. 269 00:21:07,082 --> 00:21:11,211 We sort of met, if you know what I mean, this afternoon. 270 00:21:12,546 --> 00:21:17,885 And I figured your wife might be tired and I might show you around the town. 271 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:20,220 Hmm? 272 00:21:21,972 --> 00:21:23,348 How would you like that? 273 00:21:23,807 --> 00:21:25,184 Huh? 274 00:21:25,934 --> 00:21:27,436 Yeah. 275 00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:30,481 Yeah, that'd be fun. 276 00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:33,942 Good idea. 277 00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:35,611 When? 278 00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:38,781 Right now? 279 00:21:39,072 --> 00:21:41,492 Well, uh, if he wants to see me. 280 00:21:42,951 --> 00:21:45,746 No, no, I won't keep him waiting. 281 00:21:47,956 --> 00:21:49,374 Yeah. 282 00:21:50,417 --> 00:21:53,253 Tell him I'll be right down. 283 00:21:53,337 --> 00:21:54,755 Right. 284 00:21:56,006 --> 00:21:57,549 Honey, that was the mayor. 285 00:21:57,591 --> 00:21:59,426 You know, that Buckman character. 286 00:21:59,593 --> 00:22:01,178 He wants to see me. 287 00:22:01,261 --> 00:22:03,055 I better not keep him waiting. 288 00:22:08,852 --> 00:22:12,272 Are you sure that wasn't the voice of Bugle Ann? 289 00:22:12,856 --> 00:22:16,276 Now, who the hell are you? Mrs. J. Edgar Hoover? 290 00:22:16,318 --> 00:22:17,361 No, sweetie. 291 00:22:17,444 --> 00:22:20,906 Mrs. Johnny Boy Casanova, who warns her little boy blue 292 00:22:20,948 --> 00:22:24,409 that anything you can do I can do better. 293 00:22:24,451 --> 00:22:26,620 That's why I stick to you. 294 00:22:42,469 --> 00:22:44,137 Hi. 295 00:22:45,389 --> 00:22:48,183 You know, I was sort of thinking, 296 00:22:49,142 --> 00:22:53,856 if we're gonna look over the town, why don't we start with Lover's Lane? 297 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:59,403 Mr. Miller, I declare. 298 00:22:59,486 --> 00:23:02,364 You're so clever. 299 00:23:02,447 --> 00:23:04,032 Clever. 300 00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:16,336 Harper, boy, I got a feeling that you're gonna have more fun 301 00:23:16,420 --> 00:23:19,923 than a beagle dog on a coon hunt. 302 00:23:21,049 --> 00:23:23,844 - You all go make that call, hear. - Yeah. 303 00:23:39,693 --> 00:23:42,279 Anybody wanna make a bet? 304 00:23:43,739 --> 00:23:45,449 Go ahead, ring it. 305 00:23:45,616 --> 00:23:47,034 Okay, Harper. 306 00:23:55,334 --> 00:23:57,210 Hello, Mrs. Miller? 307 00:23:57,294 --> 00:23:59,796 Just a moment please, I have a call for you. 308 00:24:01,048 --> 00:24:02,049 Go ahead, Harper. 309 00:24:05,218 --> 00:24:08,472 Hello. Is this Mrs. Miller? 310 00:24:08,555 --> 00:24:11,725 Mrs. Miller, this is Harper Alexander. 311 00:24:11,767 --> 00:24:14,811 We sort of met a little earlier this afternoon. 312 00:24:14,895 --> 00:24:19,399 They gonna get a lot better acquainted, I bet. 313 00:24:21,568 --> 00:24:25,030 Well, I'm rather flattered you remember, Mrs. Miller. 314 00:24:25,072 --> 00:24:26,949 It was only for a minute. 315 00:24:27,032 --> 00:24:30,494 But I sure remember you, all right. 316 00:24:30,577 --> 00:24:32,579 You was that pretty one. 317 00:24:34,289 --> 00:24:35,707 Huh? 318 00:24:36,416 --> 00:24:38,919 Sure. I'll call you Bea. 319 00:24:39,002 --> 00:24:40,796 My name's Harper. 320 00:24:42,756 --> 00:24:47,386 Well, if you're on the official welcoming committee, I guess it would be... 321 00:24:48,762 --> 00:24:51,598 Oh, Johnny'll be gone for a couple of hours. 322 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,769 Well, uh... 323 00:24:55,811 --> 00:24:57,896 Why, Harper. 324 00:24:59,731 --> 00:25:04,152 Well, I wouldn't want you to look bad with the welcoming committee. 325 00:25:04,236 --> 00:25:07,447 You'll have me back in time for the barbecue now, won't you? 326 00:25:07,864 --> 00:25:09,324 Why, Bea, honey. 327 00:25:09,408 --> 00:25:11,785 Y'all won't miss the barbecue. 328 00:25:11,827 --> 00:25:14,871 I guarantee you, you'll be there. 329 00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:20,252 Five minutes? 330 00:25:20,293 --> 00:25:22,295 I'll meet y'all in the lobby. 331 00:25:23,338 --> 00:25:25,132 What'd she say? 332 00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:28,176 She don't want to miss the barbecue. 333 00:25:29,469 --> 00:25:34,891 Well, boy, if she ain't there, there ain't gonna be no barbecue. 334 00:26:09,885 --> 00:26:10,886 Phew. 335 00:26:11,511 --> 00:26:15,474 Wow. Give me those country boys every time. 336 00:26:18,935 --> 00:26:23,398 Bea, I reckon you're the prettiest gal I've ever seen. 337 00:26:38,205 --> 00:26:39,831 Uh, tell me something, Harper. 338 00:26:39,873 --> 00:26:42,542 What do you do when you're not having centennials? 339 00:26:43,543 --> 00:26:45,212 Let me show you something. 340 00:26:47,881 --> 00:26:50,092 Feel that blade. 341 00:26:50,300 --> 00:26:51,802 What for, honey? 342 00:26:51,885 --> 00:26:55,097 Why don't you feel that sharp edge? Go ahead, feel it now. 343 00:26:59,976 --> 00:27:01,144 Ow! 344 00:27:01,686 --> 00:27:04,064 You backwoods hayseed, you! 345 00:27:05,398 --> 00:27:06,900 I'm bleeding! 346 00:27:06,942 --> 00:27:10,320 - Wait. - Do something, damn it! 347 00:27:10,403 --> 00:27:13,990 - I'll fix it. I'll fix it. Give me the... - Oh, I'm bleeding all over the place! 348 00:27:14,074 --> 00:27:15,909 - Help me! - I'll fix it. I'll fix it. 349 00:27:16,618 --> 00:27:18,495 - Don't worry now. - No, no, no! 350 00:27:18,578 --> 00:27:20,497 Don't want you to get sick. 351 00:27:30,298 --> 00:27:34,136 I told y'all that blade was sharp. 352 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,849 Now, I'm sure sorry to hear that. 353 00:27:38,932 --> 00:27:41,017 I'm a doctor. Let me have a look at that. 354 00:27:43,353 --> 00:27:44,855 Miss Bea. 355 00:27:44,938 --> 00:27:46,940 - I'm afraid this looks serious. - Ow! 356 00:27:46,982 --> 00:27:49,943 It's gonna cost you some serious surgery, Miss Bea. 357 00:27:50,026 --> 00:27:52,154 No! No! 358 00:27:52,279 --> 00:27:55,448 Now, now. I'm a doctor. You hold still. This'll all be over in a minute. 359 00:27:55,532 --> 00:27:58,451 Get the boys in here. Come on. 360 00:27:58,535 --> 00:28:01,454 Hey, Lester, Rufe, come on in here. 361 00:28:06,668 --> 00:28:09,462 - You hold her down. - No! Oh! 362 00:28:49,669 --> 00:28:53,215 I reckon we got ourselves the bacon of the barbecue! 363 00:28:57,677 --> 00:29:00,847 - Who is it? - Tom White, I'd like to talk to you. 364 00:29:06,853 --> 00:29:08,230 Just a minute. 365 00:29:23,536 --> 00:29:25,121 What's the matter? 366 00:29:26,081 --> 00:29:28,208 You know as well as I do 367 00:29:28,291 --> 00:29:30,627 there's something phony about this centennial. 368 00:29:32,337 --> 00:29:33,964 What do you mean? 369 00:29:34,381 --> 00:29:36,424 You're just imagining things. 370 00:29:37,467 --> 00:29:40,053 They are treating us like kings and queens. 371 00:29:41,263 --> 00:29:42,931 And we're the guests of honor. 372 00:29:43,223 --> 00:29:45,058 Yes, but why? 373 00:29:45,141 --> 00:29:50,230 Has it occurred to you that nobody has told us what this centennial is all about? 374 00:29:50,313 --> 00:29:52,857 Now this is 1965. 375 00:29:52,899 --> 00:29:55,944 And 100 years ago it was 1865, right? 376 00:29:56,695 --> 00:29:59,948 So? What happened in 1865, Terry? 377 00:30:01,700 --> 00:30:03,326 Uh... 378 00:30:03,910 --> 00:30:07,247 It was the end of the Civil War. 379 00:30:07,289 --> 00:30:08,915 The war between the states. 380 00:30:08,999 --> 00:30:11,835 Well, then you tell me why would a Southern town 381 00:30:11,918 --> 00:30:15,130 want Northerners as guests of honor at a centennial? 382 00:30:15,213 --> 00:30:18,466 It must have had something to do with the war 100 years ago. 383 00:30:18,591 --> 00:30:21,136 So, something's very wrong in this town. 384 00:30:21,970 --> 00:30:23,596 Well, what should we do? 385 00:30:23,638 --> 00:30:26,641 Something I should've done hours ago. 386 00:30:26,766 --> 00:30:29,936 See, there's a teachers' convention in Atlanta. 387 00:30:29,978 --> 00:30:32,480 Starts in a couple of days, too. 388 00:30:32,564 --> 00:30:35,108 And I know that some of the people are already there. 389 00:30:35,567 --> 00:30:38,445 Say, I'll put in a call to someone I know 390 00:30:38,486 --> 00:30:40,780 and he's a specialist in American history, too. 391 00:30:41,781 --> 00:30:44,159 Then I'll tell him what's going on 392 00:30:44,242 --> 00:30:46,453 and if he can't give me the answers, 393 00:30:46,536 --> 00:30:48,455 then at least he can know where we're at. 394 00:30:49,456 --> 00:30:53,668 And, well, if something's wrong, 395 00:30:53,752 --> 00:30:55,920 that's powerful ammunition. 396 00:31:02,927 --> 00:31:06,431 Uh, operator, I would like to make a long distance call, please. 397 00:31:08,975 --> 00:31:12,145 What do you mean I can't make a long distance call on this phone? 398 00:31:14,147 --> 00:31:15,982 It's the hotel rule. 399 00:31:16,858 --> 00:31:19,110 Well, can I send a telegram then? 400 00:31:22,197 --> 00:31:24,824 Well, how do I get word out of Pleasant Valley? 401 00:31:27,494 --> 00:31:29,662 No, no. Never mind. Thank you. 402 00:31:33,875 --> 00:31:35,585 You know, I can't make an issue out of this 403 00:31:35,668 --> 00:31:38,630 because if I do, they'll know something's wrong. 404 00:31:39,714 --> 00:31:40,715 Hmm... 405 00:31:42,342 --> 00:31:44,052 Say, have you got any change? 406 00:31:44,135 --> 00:31:46,012 I think so. Why? 407 00:31:46,054 --> 00:31:48,848 Well, there must be a pay telephone in this town. 408 00:31:48,890 --> 00:31:53,395 I'll find it and I'll make that call even if I have to disguise my voice. 409 00:31:55,605 --> 00:31:56,773 Here. 410 00:32:10,370 --> 00:32:13,081 Hello, this is Mr. Scray. 411 00:32:13,164 --> 00:32:16,376 I'm puttin' in a call to my cousin George Markham. 412 00:32:16,418 --> 00:32:19,379 Uh, yes, he's at the Tower Hotel in Atlanta. 413 00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:23,716 No, I don't know the number. 414 00:32:24,592 --> 00:32:29,097 Ah, yes, uh, I know he's there, so just give me the hotel, please. 415 00:32:29,848 --> 00:32:31,558 Uh, yessum. 416 00:32:31,641 --> 00:32:35,770 Huh? Uh, this here number is, uh, 727-Jane. 417 00:32:37,397 --> 00:32:39,399 Yessum, thank you, ma'am. 418 00:32:41,192 --> 00:32:42,652 All right, ma'am. 419 00:32:52,203 --> 00:32:53,580 Thank you, ma'am. 420 00:32:54,330 --> 00:32:55,999 Yes, ma'am. Y'all are welcome. 421 00:32:58,626 --> 00:33:00,253 Hello, is this the Tower... 422 00:33:00,295 --> 00:33:03,047 Excuse me, is this the Tower hotel? 423 00:33:03,173 --> 00:33:06,676 All right. Would you please connect me with Dr. George Markham? 424 00:33:06,759 --> 00:33:08,553 Please, yes. 425 00:33:08,595 --> 00:33:10,346 George Markham. 426 00:33:10,430 --> 00:33:13,308 He's from Chicago. He's there for the teachers' convention. 427 00:33:15,351 --> 00:33:16,769 Yes. 428 00:33:18,771 --> 00:33:21,608 He's not... But he must be registered. 429 00:33:21,649 --> 00:33:22,984 Well, I know he is... 430 00:33:23,067 --> 00:33:25,111 Well, yes, let me speak to the manager, please. 431 00:33:27,614 --> 00:33:29,574 Say, is this the manager? 432 00:33:29,657 --> 00:33:32,785 I want to talk to Dr. George Markham from Chicago. 433 00:33:34,162 --> 00:33:36,164 Well, I know he's registered there. 434 00:33:37,415 --> 00:33:39,584 Oh? Not until tomorrow? 435 00:33:40,543 --> 00:33:44,631 Well, I'll tell you, would you let me talk to, well, anyone. 436 00:33:44,672 --> 00:33:47,967 Yes, involved in the registration for the teachers' convention. 437 00:33:49,802 --> 00:33:51,304 None of them until tomorrow? 438 00:33:52,055 --> 00:33:54,974 Say, are you sure this is the Tower Hotel? 439 00:33:56,142 --> 00:33:58,311 Say, look. This is extremely urgent. 440 00:33:59,312 --> 00:34:04,817 Yes. When Mr. Markham checks in, tell him to call a Mr. White. 441 00:34:04,859 --> 00:34:10,573 That's Mr. White, and I'll give you the name of the hotel that I'm staying in. Yes. 442 00:34:10,657 --> 00:34:14,118 Could you please put this down? Have you got a pencil? 443 00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:15,495 Yes, well, now here's what you tell him. 444 00:34:26,923 --> 00:34:31,386 Yes, sir, Mr. White, 445 00:34:31,469 --> 00:34:34,013 I'll gladly send your message. 446 00:34:36,516 --> 00:34:40,019 Just as far... 447 00:34:43,523 --> 00:34:45,483 Just as far... 448 00:34:47,110 --> 00:34:51,030 ...as I can fly it. 449 00:35:18,558 --> 00:35:21,561 ♪ Where was you last Saturday night? 450 00:35:21,644 --> 00:35:23,938 ♪ While I was lyin' up in jail? 451 00:35:24,606 --> 00:35:27,859 ♪ You were walking in the street with another man 452 00:35:27,900 --> 00:35:30,903 ♪ You wouldn't even post my bail 453 00:35:31,029 --> 00:35:34,741 ♪ Rollin' in my sweet baby's arms 454 00:35:34,782 --> 00:35:37,577 ♪ Rollin' in my sweet baby's arms 455 00:35:37,660 --> 00:35:40,705 ♪ Gonna lay around the shack till the mail train comes back 456 00:35:40,747 --> 00:35:43,958 ♪ I'm rollin' in my sweet baby's arms 457 00:35:56,846 --> 00:36:00,308 ♪ Well, I ain't gonna work on the railroad 458 00:36:00,391 --> 00:36:02,727 ♪ I ain't gonna work on the farm 459 00:36:03,394 --> 00:36:06,606 ♪ Gonna lay around the shack till the mail train comes back 460 00:36:06,689 --> 00:36:09,901 ♪ I'm rollin' in my sweet baby's arms 461 00:36:09,942 --> 00:36:13,321 ♪ I'm rollin' in my sweet baby's arms 462 00:36:13,404 --> 00:36:16,366 ♪ I'm rollin' in my sweet baby's arms 463 00:36:16,449 --> 00:36:19,661 ♪ Gonna lay around the shack till the mail train comes back 464 00:36:19,786 --> 00:36:22,747 ♪ I'm rollin' in my sweet baby's arms ♪ 465 00:36:23,539 --> 00:36:24,540 Whoo! 466 00:36:26,334 --> 00:36:28,920 Yes, sir. 467 00:36:32,507 --> 00:36:35,343 I have a few more guests here for the centennial 468 00:36:35,426 --> 00:36:37,428 and you know why they're here. 469 00:36:37,512 --> 00:36:39,806 Let's give 'em a great big welcome. What do you say? 470 00:36:44,310 --> 00:36:45,770 All right! 471 00:36:45,812 --> 00:36:49,107 Now, let's have a little more guitar music! 472 00:36:52,527 --> 00:36:54,153 What happened to John and Bea? 473 00:36:54,278 --> 00:36:56,698 Well, Bea must've found herself another man. 474 00:36:56,781 --> 00:36:58,825 She usually does. 475 00:36:58,866 --> 00:37:01,703 But I see John and he's in his usual good form, too. 476 00:37:01,786 --> 00:37:02,829 He is. 477 00:37:05,415 --> 00:37:06,958 Ooh! 478 00:37:07,041 --> 00:37:10,128 What have you got in this, mule... It has a mule kick. Ugh. 479 00:37:11,671 --> 00:37:13,589 What's the matter, Johnny boy? 480 00:37:13,673 --> 00:37:15,133 Can't hold your liquor? 481 00:37:15,717 --> 00:37:17,176 I'll show you. 482 00:37:17,218 --> 00:37:19,220 Pour me another bit of that white lightning. 483 00:37:19,345 --> 00:37:21,431 No, no, no. Give me the whole bottle. 484 00:37:24,517 --> 00:37:25,518 Ugh. 485 00:37:29,188 --> 00:37:32,525 Listen, you ain't seen my wife around, have you? 486 00:37:32,608 --> 00:37:35,361 Even if I have, 487 00:37:35,486 --> 00:37:36,988 she ain't seen us. 488 00:37:44,829 --> 00:37:46,789 - Mr. Buckman. - Hmm? 489 00:37:46,873 --> 00:37:48,875 What is that on that spit over there? 490 00:37:49,584 --> 00:37:52,462 Oh, that's nothing. That's just part of the centennial. 491 00:37:52,962 --> 00:37:55,965 Uh, symbolic, I think that's the word that it is. 492 00:37:56,048 --> 00:37:59,886 I don't think you ever explained to me just what the centennial was all about. 493 00:37:59,969 --> 00:38:02,305 Well, it's a surprise. I'll tell you tomorrow. 494 00:38:02,388 --> 00:38:04,891 Say, where's that young fella of yours? 495 00:38:04,974 --> 00:38:07,560 - Tom? - Yeah. 496 00:38:07,602 --> 00:38:09,020 I wish I knew. 497 00:38:09,771 --> 00:38:12,064 And by the way, he's not my young fellow. 498 00:38:12,148 --> 00:38:14,066 Come on, now. 499 00:38:14,108 --> 00:38:16,360 I know you two are sweet on each other. 500 00:38:16,402 --> 00:38:18,696 We're sort of hoping that we can have an engagement party 501 00:38:18,738 --> 00:38:21,199 as a climax to the centennial. 502 00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:22,992 - Mr. Buckman. - Yeah. 503 00:38:23,075 --> 00:38:24,660 I hardly know him. 504 00:38:25,328 --> 00:38:28,623 His car broke down and I gave him a lift. 505 00:38:28,706 --> 00:38:30,458 We were going in the same direction. 506 00:38:30,541 --> 00:38:33,252 Well, he's a nice young fella, ain't he? 507 00:38:33,294 --> 00:38:34,921 Yes, he is. 508 00:38:35,004 --> 00:38:36,589 A very nice fellow. 509 00:38:39,801 --> 00:38:42,261 Lester and me can't find him no how. 510 00:38:42,929 --> 00:38:45,932 Excuse me, ma'am, I've got some business to attend to. 511 00:38:49,018 --> 00:38:51,771 ♪ I'm rollin' in my sweet baby's arms 512 00:39:05,576 --> 00:39:08,579 ♪ I ain't gonna work on the railroad 513 00:39:08,746 --> 00:39:11,123 ♪ Well, I ain't gonna work on the farm 514 00:39:12,375 --> 00:39:15,378 ♪ I lay around the shack till the mail train comes back 515 00:39:15,628 --> 00:39:18,256 ♪ And I'm rollin' in my sweet baby's arms 516 00:39:22,510 --> 00:39:24,971 ♪ I'm rollin' in my sweet baby's arms 517 00:39:25,763 --> 00:39:28,808 ♪ I lay around the shack till the mail train comes back 518 00:39:28,975 --> 00:39:30,017 ♪ I'm rollin'... ♪ 519 00:39:50,037 --> 00:39:52,415 What? What does it mean? 520 00:39:52,498 --> 00:39:58,170 It means this centennial is the centennial of blood vengeance. 521 00:39:58,337 --> 00:40:00,006 It means that... 522 00:40:00,131 --> 00:40:02,216 It means we're here to be killed. 523 00:40:03,926 --> 00:40:05,011 Come on, fast! 524 00:40:49,263 --> 00:40:51,557 Come on, Earl, we got to find 'em. 525 00:40:51,599 --> 00:40:53,392 Must be around here someplace. 526 00:40:53,476 --> 00:40:54,977 They can't get far. 527 00:41:06,155 --> 00:41:08,032 Oh, forget it. 528 00:41:08,074 --> 00:41:10,785 - Let's get back to the horse race. - All right. 529 00:41:28,636 --> 00:41:30,096 Come on, honey. 530 00:41:48,614 --> 00:41:50,408 Folks, if y'all excuse me. 531 00:41:50,491 --> 00:41:52,827 I'm supposed to take you back to your hotel. 532 00:41:52,910 --> 00:41:56,080 We got us some mighty big plans for tomorrow 533 00:41:56,122 --> 00:41:59,792 and you're gonna need your sleep. 534 00:42:00,459 --> 00:42:01,919 Well, thank you very much, Harper. 535 00:42:01,961 --> 00:42:05,047 Why, not at all. My pleasure. 536 00:42:14,932 --> 00:42:16,434 What about him? 537 00:42:16,475 --> 00:42:20,354 Well, ma'am, y'all don't need to worry about him. 538 00:42:20,438 --> 00:42:22,606 We're going to take care of him, too. 539 00:42:30,364 --> 00:42:31,365 Mr. Miller. 540 00:42:31,949 --> 00:42:33,492 Y'all wake up, hear, boy. 541 00:42:33,576 --> 00:42:34,785 Huh? 542 00:42:36,662 --> 00:42:37,830 What? 543 00:42:37,872 --> 00:42:40,166 Where's Betsy? Where's Bea? 544 00:42:40,249 --> 00:42:42,918 You ever been to a horse race, boy, huh? 545 00:42:43,002 --> 00:42:45,755 - Horse race? - Y'all's gonna be in a horse race. 546 00:42:48,507 --> 00:42:50,384 It's part of the centennial. 547 00:42:50,509 --> 00:42:52,094 I don't know how to ride. 548 00:42:52,178 --> 00:42:55,973 Boy, to be in this race, you don't have to know how to ride. 549 00:42:56,098 --> 00:42:58,726 All you gotta do is know how to pray. 550 00:43:08,194 --> 00:43:09,820 Hey, come on. 551 00:43:13,365 --> 00:43:15,076 Grab him, boys. 552 00:43:28,380 --> 00:43:31,008 Here's your new girlfriend, Johnny boy. 553 00:43:35,930 --> 00:43:37,473 I'm just gonna put that there. 554 00:43:51,612 --> 00:43:54,323 That's it. Tie him up good there, Lester. 555 00:43:54,406 --> 00:43:55,825 I got him, Rufe. I got him. 556 00:43:55,908 --> 00:43:57,952 Tie him up. 557 00:43:58,035 --> 00:43:59,537 Wait a minute. Hold on, everybody. 558 00:44:02,832 --> 00:44:05,417 It's just this ain't much of a horse race 559 00:44:05,459 --> 00:44:07,002 - unless he's awake. - Hey, you're right. 560 00:44:07,086 --> 00:44:09,171 Yeah. 561 00:44:09,255 --> 00:44:11,257 - OK, fetch me some water. - Get some water. 562 00:44:21,767 --> 00:44:23,936 Your horse race is about ready to start, boy. 563 00:44:23,978 --> 00:44:26,272 And you're gonna ride four horses. 564 00:44:26,313 --> 00:44:27,690 - Yeah. - Four horses? 565 00:44:27,773 --> 00:44:31,152 Yeah, and they all gonna be goin' in four different directions. 566 00:44:38,117 --> 00:44:39,743 Bye, Johnny boy. 567 00:44:39,785 --> 00:44:41,453 Enjoy the race. 568 00:44:42,288 --> 00:44:44,456 No, no. 569 00:44:44,582 --> 00:44:46,834 Ha! Ha! Get up there. 570 00:44:46,917 --> 00:44:48,043 No. 571 00:44:48,460 --> 00:44:49,670 Ha! Ha! 572 00:44:53,382 --> 00:44:54,884 No! 573 00:45:40,095 --> 00:45:42,556 Let's hear us some music. 574 00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:45,309 I said let's hear us some music. 575 00:45:45,351 --> 00:45:47,061 This is our celebration. 576 00:45:47,144 --> 00:45:50,731 You know what happens to anybody that backs out. 577 00:45:50,814 --> 00:45:53,567 So let's hear us some music. 578 00:46:00,908 --> 00:46:03,619 ♪ Look away, look away 579 00:46:03,702 --> 00:46:06,372 ♪ Look away Dixie Land 580 00:46:06,455 --> 00:46:09,500 ♪ In Dixie's Land, where I was born in 581 00:46:09,583 --> 00:46:12,086 ♪ Early on one frosty mornin' 582 00:46:12,211 --> 00:46:14,380 ♪ Look away, look away 583 00:46:14,421 --> 00:46:16,924 ♪ Look away Dixie Land 584 00:46:17,007 --> 00:46:20,052 ♪ I wish I was in Dixie 585 00:46:20,135 --> 00:46:22,304 ♪ Hooray! Hooray! 586 00:46:22,388 --> 00:46:25,099 ♪ In Dixie's Land I'll take my stand 587 00:46:25,182 --> 00:46:27,059 ♪ To live and die in Dixie 588 00:46:27,142 --> 00:46:32,356 ♪ Away, away Away down south in Dixie 589 00:46:32,398 --> 00:46:37,319 ♪ Away, away Away down south in Dixie ♪ 590 00:46:50,582 --> 00:46:55,087 ♪ Oh the first time I seen darlin' Cory 591 00:46:55,129 --> 00:46:58,799 ♪ She was standin' by the sea 592 00:46:58,882 --> 00:47:04,263 ♪ Had a .45 strapped around her bosom, Lord 593 00:47:04,430 --> 00:47:09,560 ♪ Had a banjo on her knee 594 00:47:09,893 --> 00:47:13,605 ♪ Get away, get away 595 00:47:13,689 --> 00:47:15,858 ♪ Darlin' Cory 596 00:47:15,941 --> 00:47:19,528 ♪ Quit hanging around my bed 597 00:47:19,611 --> 00:47:24,241 ♪ That liquor has ruined my body, Lord ♪ 598 00:47:24,867 --> 00:47:27,911 David, wake up. 599 00:47:30,748 --> 00:47:34,335 David, there's something so unwholesome about this centennial. 600 00:47:35,127 --> 00:47:36,378 What's it all about? 601 00:47:39,506 --> 00:47:42,009 I don't know. 602 00:47:42,092 --> 00:47:45,763 But I keep getting the feeling we're being separated from the others. 603 00:47:57,524 --> 00:48:00,069 Would you ring Mr. and Mrs. Miller's room for me please? 604 00:48:02,196 --> 00:48:05,157 Oh. 605 00:48:05,199 --> 00:48:07,659 Then how about, uh, Mr. White? 606 00:48:11,246 --> 00:48:12,956 He is? 607 00:48:12,998 --> 00:48:15,250 Well, then would you ring Miss Adams' room for me? 608 00:48:17,211 --> 00:48:18,379 I see. 609 00:48:21,673 --> 00:48:25,094 You don't know when they'll be back? 610 00:48:25,177 --> 00:48:27,096 Thank you. Uh? 611 00:48:27,179 --> 00:48:29,306 Oh, yes, we slept well, thank you. 612 00:48:32,476 --> 00:48:36,230 Beverly, we better get dressed and clear out as soon as John and Bea get back. 613 00:48:36,313 --> 00:48:38,399 The desk says they're out for a walk. 614 00:48:38,482 --> 00:48:41,985 And the other two, uh, Tom White and Terry Adams, 615 00:48:42,027 --> 00:48:44,530 they're out for a walk, too. 616 00:48:44,613 --> 00:48:45,614 What time is it? 617 00:48:46,657 --> 00:48:48,534 It's only 8:00. 618 00:48:48,617 --> 00:48:52,287 Well, have you ever known Johnny boy to get up before 10:00? 619 00:48:52,371 --> 00:48:53,831 And in the condition he was in last night, 620 00:48:53,872 --> 00:48:56,208 it'd be a miracle if he were up before noon. 621 00:48:57,668 --> 00:49:01,755 And if he did get up, he sure wouldn't feel like going for a walk. 622 00:49:01,839 --> 00:49:03,715 Judging from yesterday, 623 00:49:03,799 --> 00:49:05,509 even if everything else were true, 624 00:49:05,551 --> 00:49:09,471 John certainly won't be taking a walk with his own wife. 625 00:49:09,555 --> 00:49:11,223 Let's get dressed. 626 00:49:21,483 --> 00:49:25,863 It sure was a mighty fine horse race last night. 627 00:49:25,904 --> 00:49:28,740 Hey, Earl, today is gonna be even better 628 00:49:28,782 --> 00:49:33,704 because the program committee have put together a mighty fine show. 629 00:49:33,787 --> 00:49:37,416 Boys, I am a little worried about this here school teacher. 630 00:49:37,458 --> 00:49:39,334 He don't like us none. 631 00:49:40,419 --> 00:49:43,005 He gonna like us even less after tonight though. 632 00:49:44,173 --> 00:49:46,049 - Is he in his room? - Yeah. 633 00:49:46,091 --> 00:49:50,304 He didn't even spend much time with his gal after they got back. 634 00:49:51,638 --> 00:49:54,183 I don't want him wandering around though. 635 00:49:54,266 --> 00:49:56,101 Watch him close, yeah? 636 00:49:59,021 --> 00:50:02,232 Yeah, I... I wouldn't mind watching that Terry Adams. 637 00:50:03,692 --> 00:50:07,946 That's one Yankee girl that's got a lot of class. 638 00:50:08,697 --> 00:50:12,242 By night, all that class 639 00:50:14,161 --> 00:50:16,830 gonna be drained out of her, Lester. 640 00:50:18,916 --> 00:50:20,459 Here they come right now. 641 00:50:22,169 --> 00:50:23,420 Morning, folks. 642 00:50:23,504 --> 00:50:25,589 Hope y'all enjoyed your breakfast. 643 00:50:25,631 --> 00:50:28,967 We are your official escorts today. 644 00:50:29,009 --> 00:50:30,552 What happened to Mr. and Mrs. Miller? 645 00:50:30,636 --> 00:50:33,805 Why, now they is out on a nice boat ride. 646 00:50:33,847 --> 00:50:35,682 Y'all get to go real soon. 647 00:50:56,286 --> 00:50:58,789 But why can't Beverly come with me? 648 00:50:58,872 --> 00:51:01,959 Now, Mr. Wells, I told you Mrs. Wells 649 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,835 was going on a scenic tour. 650 00:51:03,919 --> 00:51:05,712 Well, why can't we be together? 651 00:51:05,796 --> 00:51:08,882 You wouldn't wanna ruin the centennial, would you? 652 00:51:09,007 --> 00:51:12,177 Now be a good sport and come on with me to the barrel roll. 653 00:51:12,219 --> 00:51:14,054 You're the guest of honor. 654 00:51:14,137 --> 00:51:15,681 What's a barrel roll? 655 00:51:15,764 --> 00:51:19,017 Come on, we gonna start as soon as you get there. 656 00:51:32,656 --> 00:51:33,949 Lester, 657 00:51:34,032 --> 00:51:38,036 show this little old Yankee boy this, the barrel roll devil. 658 00:51:38,161 --> 00:51:40,205 All right, Lester, all right. 659 00:51:40,247 --> 00:51:41,665 There's nothing to it. 660 00:51:41,707 --> 00:51:44,876 Now, we is gonna roll this barrel down to the bottom of the hill 661 00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:46,712 and you is gonna be in. 662 00:51:46,753 --> 00:51:47,879 Yeah. 663 00:51:50,048 --> 00:51:52,718 - That's all? - Yup. 664 00:51:52,843 --> 00:51:55,887 Oh, exceptin' for one thing you gotta do. 665 00:51:55,971 --> 00:51:58,265 It's a tradition. 666 00:51:58,348 --> 00:52:01,435 You gotta crawl through this here barrel. 667 00:52:01,518 --> 00:52:02,603 Yeah. 668 00:52:03,729 --> 00:52:06,565 What for? I had rather not. I have a stiff knee. 669 00:52:06,607 --> 00:52:09,818 - Aww. - Listen, you got to crawl through. 670 00:52:09,901 --> 00:52:12,237 Do you hear me? You got to. 671 00:52:12,279 --> 00:52:13,864 If you don't, we can help. 672 00:52:20,829 --> 00:52:22,914 Come on, get down there. 673 00:52:26,918 --> 00:52:29,129 Stop that, stop that! 674 00:52:31,089 --> 00:52:32,382 Take it easy, will you? 675 00:52:32,424 --> 00:52:35,218 You'll just spoil the ceremony, like Earl said. 676 00:52:35,260 --> 00:52:37,304 - Yeah. - Get me out of here. 677 00:52:37,387 --> 00:52:38,764 Now you stop that. 678 00:52:38,847 --> 00:52:40,682 Stop that thrashing around, you might get hurt. 679 00:52:40,766 --> 00:52:42,643 I said let him go for a second. 680 00:52:42,726 --> 00:52:44,686 I said listen. 681 00:52:44,770 --> 00:52:46,730 What kind of nonsense is this? Let me out of here. 682 00:52:46,813 --> 00:52:48,106 It's all part of the ceremony. 683 00:52:48,148 --> 00:52:50,192 - Now, you listen here. - Hear what he said? 684 00:52:50,275 --> 00:52:51,943 We're gonna do something to this barrel now. 685 00:52:51,985 --> 00:52:53,612 You be still or you might get hurt now. 686 00:52:53,695 --> 00:52:55,989 Don't move now. We're going to start. 687 00:53:11,296 --> 00:53:12,464 Make sure he doesn't get out. 688 00:53:12,589 --> 00:53:13,965 Everybody ready for the barrel roll? 689 00:53:14,007 --> 00:53:15,300 We're ready. 690 00:53:16,259 --> 00:53:17,803 Everybody, here we go. 691 00:53:55,006 --> 00:53:59,636 Doggone if this ain't the best centennial anybody ever had. 692 00:54:31,084 --> 00:54:33,295 Mornin', Mr. White. 693 00:54:33,378 --> 00:54:34,838 Uh, mornin'. 694 00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:37,716 I'll just be out and about in about a minute. 695 00:54:54,733 --> 00:54:56,943 They're all out? 696 00:54:57,027 --> 00:54:58,945 Mr. White, too? 697 00:55:01,281 --> 00:55:03,575 OK. Thank you. 698 00:55:21,092 --> 00:55:24,179 - Uh, excuse me, sir. - Huh? 699 00:55:24,262 --> 00:55:26,515 Could you help me for a minute? 700 00:55:26,598 --> 00:55:29,184 I can't turn off the water in the bathroom. 701 00:55:32,938 --> 00:55:35,273 All right, all right. 702 00:55:41,279 --> 00:55:42,489 Where is it? 703 00:55:42,572 --> 00:55:43,949 Come on. I'll show you. 704 00:55:45,617 --> 00:55:47,118 Get some towels, quick. 705 00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:49,120 Tie him up and gag him and we'll put him in the closet. 706 00:55:58,797 --> 00:56:00,966 Come on, let's find your car. 707 00:56:33,331 --> 00:56:34,416 Hey. 708 00:57:18,668 --> 00:57:19,794 Look out! 709 00:57:19,878 --> 00:57:23,715 It's quicksand. Pull, honey, pull hard. 710 00:57:23,757 --> 00:57:25,967 Come on, honey, pull, please. 711 00:57:26,051 --> 00:57:29,346 Hurry up, honey. Let's go, come on. 712 00:57:47,030 --> 00:57:48,239 What the... 713 00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:53,620 No, no... Help! 714 00:57:55,413 --> 00:57:56,498 Help! 715 00:59:55,617 --> 00:59:57,452 Yeehaw! 716 01:00:00,789 --> 01:00:02,373 What's that? 717 01:00:02,415 --> 01:00:03,917 Can't you see? 718 01:00:04,042 --> 01:00:07,378 That's old teeterin' rock. 719 01:00:07,420 --> 01:00:11,132 I sure wouldn't want that to fall on me. 720 01:00:11,216 --> 01:00:13,426 Oh, I sure wouldn't. 721 01:00:13,510 --> 01:00:15,011 I don't like this. 722 01:00:15,053 --> 01:00:16,554 Get that folks. 723 01:00:16,679 --> 01:00:19,933 She's the guest of honor and she don't like it. 724 01:00:23,228 --> 01:00:26,773 Yes, ma'am, you're the guest of honor. 725 01:00:26,898 --> 01:00:31,194 And, uh, we gonna ask you do a little judging for us. 726 01:00:31,236 --> 01:00:33,238 Judge... What am I supposed to judge? 727 01:00:33,321 --> 01:00:37,492 You're gonna judge just when old teeterin' rock's gonna fall. 728 01:00:37,575 --> 01:00:39,869 - Yeah. - Yeah. 729 01:00:39,911 --> 01:00:43,414 You can't judge too good from right here. 730 01:00:43,456 --> 01:00:47,127 So, we kind of got you a better point of view. 731 01:00:48,128 --> 01:00:50,713 - Right here. - No. 732 01:01:04,227 --> 01:01:06,104 Hey, how'd the barrel roll go? 733 01:01:06,187 --> 01:01:08,231 Oh, the barrel roll was great. 734 01:01:09,816 --> 01:01:11,401 Just great. 735 01:01:11,442 --> 01:01:14,112 Come on, now. Let's get along here with this event. 736 01:01:14,195 --> 01:01:15,780 - Mr. Buckman. - Hmm? 737 01:01:15,864 --> 01:01:18,616 Please. I don't wanna get involved in this. 738 01:01:18,658 --> 01:01:20,410 - I wanna leave. - Leave? 739 01:01:20,451 --> 01:01:22,745 Why, honey, you can't leave. 740 01:01:22,787 --> 01:01:24,330 - You're the guest of honor. - Yeah. 741 01:01:24,414 --> 01:01:26,875 Didn't old Rufe here tell you you had to judge something? 742 01:01:26,958 --> 01:01:28,168 Oh, I sure did, Earl. 743 01:01:28,293 --> 01:01:29,627 - Nah. - I sure did. 744 01:01:29,752 --> 01:01:33,798 Rufe, you scared the young lady. Now that ain't right nice. 745 01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:35,758 No. Just a gentle little joke. 746 01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:37,886 - You're gonna have lots of fun. - Hope you'll like the ceremony. 747 01:01:37,969 --> 01:01:39,637 You're gotta lie right down here 748 01:01:39,721 --> 01:01:42,640 and look up there and say, "It ain't fallen yet." 749 01:01:42,682 --> 01:01:44,184 Now, that's all. 750 01:01:45,018 --> 01:01:48,730 Mr. Buckman, I said I didn't wanna do this. 751 01:01:48,813 --> 01:01:51,065 If I'm supposed to be your guest 752 01:01:51,149 --> 01:01:53,568 you shouldn't make me do something I don't wanna do. 753 01:01:53,651 --> 01:01:55,153 Now y'all look here. 754 01:01:55,195 --> 01:01:58,489 This is our centennial, you've got to abide by our rules. 755 01:01:58,573 --> 01:02:01,367 Now be good here and lie down there so we can get started. 756 01:02:01,451 --> 01:02:04,621 Otherwise these good folks here might not like it none. 757 01:02:04,662 --> 01:02:06,998 Y'all wouldn't want 'em to get nasty now, would you? 758 01:02:07,081 --> 01:02:08,124 No. 759 01:02:08,166 --> 01:02:09,918 That's your centennial. 760 01:02:10,043 --> 01:02:12,837 I'm just not the right person for this. 761 01:02:12,879 --> 01:02:15,173 Oh, you're the right person, all right. 762 01:02:15,215 --> 01:02:16,341 Yeah. 763 01:02:17,884 --> 01:02:20,845 Let's end this argument right here and now. 764 01:02:20,970 --> 01:02:22,347 Yeah, you tell her, Mr. Buckman. 765 01:02:22,430 --> 01:02:23,765 We don't need lot of playing. 766 01:02:23,848 --> 01:02:25,016 - Yeah. - Yeah. 767 01:02:25,099 --> 01:02:27,143 You think this thing here was easy to build? 768 01:02:27,268 --> 01:02:30,271 Girl, you're gonna help us with the centennial or we're gonna help you. 769 01:02:30,355 --> 01:02:33,358 I ain't kidding you now. It's a right important ceremony. 770 01:02:33,399 --> 01:02:35,193 You're gonna help us one way or the other. 771 01:02:35,276 --> 01:02:37,362 - Yeah. - Kill her. 772 01:02:40,114 --> 01:02:42,825 That's better. It's always better to cooperate. 773 01:02:42,909 --> 01:02:44,327 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 774 01:02:45,954 --> 01:02:48,665 Mr. Buckman, I don't like this. 775 01:02:48,706 --> 01:02:50,250 You want to know a little secret? 776 01:02:50,333 --> 01:02:51,876 I know you don't. 777 01:02:51,918 --> 01:02:53,920 - Now, lie down there. - Yeah. 778 01:02:57,298 --> 01:02:59,133 Come on, Mr. Buckman. 779 01:02:59,968 --> 01:03:01,970 What are you doing this for? 780 01:03:02,053 --> 01:03:04,222 I said I'd go through with it. 781 01:03:04,305 --> 01:03:06,975 I know. It's just to be sure you don't change your mind. 782 01:03:07,058 --> 01:03:08,142 Yeah. 783 01:03:20,113 --> 01:03:21,864 I get first throw, Earl. 784 01:03:22,782 --> 01:03:24,075 I'm chairman. 785 01:03:24,117 --> 01:03:26,536 Of course you do, Rufe. 786 01:03:26,619 --> 01:03:27,954 But you can't stand this close. 787 01:03:28,037 --> 01:03:29,414 It ain't even a sport if it's this close. 788 01:03:29,455 --> 01:03:32,292 Now, stand back. Everybody stand back. 789 01:03:34,419 --> 01:03:37,088 I just thought there was only gonna be one throw. 790 01:03:37,171 --> 01:03:38,339 It's a celebration. 791 01:03:38,423 --> 01:03:41,634 Everybody's got to have a chance now, don't they? 792 01:03:41,718 --> 01:03:44,137 Come on now, everybody stand back. 793 01:03:46,014 --> 01:03:47,348 All right. 794 01:03:47,473 --> 01:03:49,100 What you gonna throw, Rufe? 795 01:03:49,142 --> 01:03:51,936 I got one of those newfangled things. 796 01:03:53,271 --> 01:03:54,772 A softball. 797 01:03:57,275 --> 01:03:59,986 Looks like a little old rock. 798 01:04:00,069 --> 01:04:01,904 All right, folks. 799 01:04:01,946 --> 01:04:04,282 Let's not keep the little lady waiting. 800 01:04:16,961 --> 01:04:18,296 He threw it. 801 01:04:18,379 --> 01:04:20,298 Well, you got some lines to recite. 802 01:04:20,340 --> 01:04:22,592 You got to say, "It ain't fallen yet." 803 01:04:23,801 --> 01:04:27,013 It... It hasn't fallen yet. 804 01:04:27,096 --> 01:04:30,475 Well, pardon my grammar. 805 01:04:30,558 --> 01:04:32,310 All right. Who's next? 806 01:04:32,393 --> 01:04:34,187 Hey, I want to throw it. 807 01:04:37,398 --> 01:04:39,484 Oh... 808 01:04:43,905 --> 01:04:46,574 All right, Miss, say your fancy line. 809 01:04:46,657 --> 01:04:49,827 It... It hasn't... 810 01:04:49,869 --> 01:04:51,371 Fallen yet. 811 01:04:51,454 --> 01:04:53,247 Oh, Miss Beverly. 812 01:04:53,331 --> 01:04:55,958 You haven't got the spirit of this at all. 813 01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:57,710 Now you haven't got the right mood. 814 01:04:57,794 --> 01:04:59,212 Now, don't look at me when you say that, 815 01:04:59,295 --> 01:05:01,172 look up that old teeterin' rock. 816 01:05:01,214 --> 01:05:04,509 It might help you say the line faster. 817 01:05:06,803 --> 01:05:09,847 If somebody hits it, it'll fall. 818 01:05:09,889 --> 01:05:11,849 - Oh. - Oh, please. 819 01:05:11,891 --> 01:05:16,437 No. Nobody round here can hit the side of the barn. 820 01:05:16,521 --> 01:05:17,522 Next! 821 01:05:17,563 --> 01:05:20,191 Yeah, who's next? Come on, let's see you... 822 01:05:20,274 --> 01:05:21,359 All right. 823 01:05:22,193 --> 01:05:23,694 Oh... 824 01:05:25,279 --> 01:05:26,823 That's no good. 825 01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:30,618 Wait a minute, folks. 826 01:05:30,701 --> 01:05:32,161 We is embarrasin' our guests. 827 01:05:32,203 --> 01:05:34,747 We ain't showing any marksmanship at all. 828 01:05:35,331 --> 01:05:36,499 Yeah. 829 01:05:36,541 --> 01:05:39,627 Come over here, Rufe, come over. 830 01:05:39,710 --> 01:05:43,506 That last throw was just a warmup. 831 01:05:43,548 --> 01:05:46,217 This one is gonna be for keeps. 832 01:05:52,473 --> 01:05:55,601 Well, gal, I'm gonna give you a tip. 833 01:05:56,894 --> 01:05:59,939 You judge this just right, 834 01:06:00,022 --> 01:06:03,734 old teeterin' rock's gonna fall 835 01:06:03,818 --> 01:06:06,654 in just 10 seconds. 836 01:06:06,737 --> 01:06:10,366 No. No. No! 837 01:06:10,992 --> 01:06:12,910 Please let me up. 838 01:06:55,661 --> 01:06:58,122 Bet you I could pitch in them major leagues. 839 01:07:11,177 --> 01:07:13,054 We've got to find out where they put your car. 840 01:07:13,137 --> 01:07:14,889 I know. 841 01:07:14,972 --> 01:07:16,307 Look, there's a little boy. 842 01:07:16,390 --> 01:07:18,476 Uh, little boy, come here, will you, please? 843 01:07:22,021 --> 01:07:24,357 What y'all want, Yankees? 844 01:07:24,440 --> 01:07:26,692 Look, what's your name? 845 01:07:26,776 --> 01:07:28,861 - Billy. - Well, Billy, uh, 846 01:07:28,945 --> 01:07:32,156 - you like candy? - Sure I do. Got any? 847 01:07:32,198 --> 01:07:36,160 Why, yes, I got a whole big box for you and the rest of the kids. 848 01:07:36,202 --> 01:07:39,121 But, uh, I would like to give it to you first 849 01:07:39,163 --> 01:07:42,166 so you can take all you want before the rest of the other kids get it. 850 01:07:42,250 --> 01:07:44,710 Give me. They ain't getting' any. 851 01:07:44,835 --> 01:07:48,422 Well, before we do that, uh, we got to know where it is. 852 01:07:48,506 --> 01:07:50,091 And it's in our car. 853 01:07:50,174 --> 01:07:51,509 You know where our car is? 854 01:07:51,551 --> 01:07:54,720 Sure do. Down at Lester's garage. 855 01:07:54,804 --> 01:07:58,015 Fixing to taking it apart after the centennial's over. 856 01:07:58,766 --> 01:08:00,268 Well, I'll tell you what, Billy, 857 01:08:00,351 --> 01:08:03,688 before they do that, we better get the candy out of it, you see? 858 01:08:03,771 --> 01:08:06,691 So, uh, why don't you take us there 859 01:08:06,774 --> 01:08:09,819 and then you can have the candy and take... You can take it all. 860 01:08:10,570 --> 01:08:13,781 Well, uh... 861 01:08:13,864 --> 01:08:16,158 Y'all to follow me, you hear? 862 01:08:43,686 --> 01:08:46,397 I reckon the folks are havin' a fine time on the boat trip. 863 01:08:46,480 --> 01:08:47,565 Yeah. 864 01:08:47,648 --> 01:08:49,233 You promised them a boat trip. 865 01:08:49,317 --> 01:08:52,028 Now, they's gettin' one. 866 01:08:52,069 --> 01:08:53,946 Let's see now. What's left? 867 01:08:54,071 --> 01:08:56,115 We done save the best till the last. 868 01:08:56,198 --> 01:09:00,745 That boy Tom's gonna judge the ax-throwing contest. 869 01:09:00,786 --> 01:09:03,247 I got a real sharp blade. 870 01:09:03,331 --> 01:09:04,999 I'll get first throw? 871 01:09:05,082 --> 01:09:07,918 Listen, I got as much to say about that as you do. 872 01:09:07,960 --> 01:09:10,254 - I get first throw. - Now, wait a minute. 873 01:09:10,338 --> 01:09:13,341 Now, wait a minute. There's enough fun for everybody. 874 01:09:13,424 --> 01:09:16,218 When the time comes, we'll toss a coin. 875 01:09:16,260 --> 01:09:20,264 One of you can have first throw at the ax-throwing contest 876 01:09:20,306 --> 01:09:23,434 and the other can have first chance when that little old Yankee gal 877 01:09:23,517 --> 01:09:24,977 runs the gauntlet tonight. 878 01:09:27,271 --> 01:09:29,440 - They got away. - What? 879 01:09:29,523 --> 01:09:31,400 They tied up Jimmy and they got away. 880 01:09:31,442 --> 01:09:33,277 Let's find them. Let's find them. 881 01:09:42,370 --> 01:09:44,330 I can't find the keys. 882 01:09:44,413 --> 01:09:45,623 Hey, Billy, look, 883 01:09:45,748 --> 01:09:47,416 the candy's in the trunk of the car. 884 01:09:47,458 --> 01:09:49,710 Now, if you get me the keys, I'll get it for you, OK? 885 01:09:49,835 --> 01:09:52,296 I'd rather drive. Vroom! 886 01:09:52,380 --> 01:09:54,382 Billy, you like to drive? 887 01:09:54,465 --> 01:09:56,676 Well, my pa won't let me. 888 01:09:56,759 --> 01:09:59,804 Look, because this is a, well, you know, special holiday, 889 01:09:59,845 --> 01:10:02,348 if you get the keys, I'll let you drive. 890 01:10:02,473 --> 01:10:04,892 - Do you know where the keys are? - Sure do. 891 01:10:04,975 --> 01:10:06,519 Up in the front office. 892 01:10:06,602 --> 01:10:08,813 I can drive this here new car? 893 01:10:08,938 --> 01:10:11,774 Yes, we'll let you drive. But find the keys. 894 01:10:11,816 --> 01:10:15,111 If you wait too long it'll be too late for you to drive it. 895 01:10:15,152 --> 01:10:17,154 Well, OK. 896 01:10:21,033 --> 01:10:22,451 I hope he finds those keys. 897 01:10:22,493 --> 01:10:25,037 - But Tom, what if he doesn't? - Well, if he doesn't... 898 01:10:25,121 --> 01:10:28,541 Look, Terry, now look, if he doesn't, 899 01:10:28,624 --> 01:10:30,668 I'll run out, try and draw their attention 900 01:10:30,710 --> 01:10:33,713 and then you slip down to the highway and try and get some help, OK? 901 01:10:33,838 --> 01:10:36,090 But Tom, we should both try to escape. 902 01:10:37,091 --> 01:10:38,926 We'd never make it, honey. 903 01:10:39,009 --> 01:10:42,012 Look, don't worry, we're not cooked yet. 904 01:10:47,852 --> 01:10:49,270 What's that? 905 01:10:56,694 --> 01:10:57,862 Sounds like they're looking for us. 906 01:10:57,903 --> 01:10:59,363 Look, honey, you better hide 907 01:10:59,405 --> 01:11:01,532 and I'll go out and give them a run for their money. 908 01:11:01,615 --> 01:11:02,950 Tom, look. 909 01:11:05,536 --> 01:11:06,787 What's that noise? 910 01:11:06,871 --> 01:11:09,206 Oh, that's nothing, Billy, it's just some people. 911 01:11:09,290 --> 01:11:10,875 I want to see! 912 01:11:10,958 --> 01:11:12,251 Billy? 913 01:11:12,334 --> 01:11:16,380 Billy, if you don't come here right now, you won't get the candy or the ride. 914 01:11:16,505 --> 01:11:18,883 - But I want to see. - Billy? 915 01:11:19,049 --> 01:11:21,385 Right now, right now, or it'll be too late. 916 01:11:23,053 --> 01:11:24,138 Nah. 917 01:11:33,189 --> 01:11:34,398 Come on, get in, get in. 918 01:11:34,440 --> 01:11:36,400 I want to drive. 919 01:11:36,484 --> 01:11:38,068 Look, Billy, it's no fun driving here. 920 01:11:38,110 --> 01:11:40,613 I'll let you drive 70 miles an hour on the highway, OK? 921 01:11:40,696 --> 01:11:42,490 - Seventy miles an hour? - Yes. 922 01:11:42,573 --> 01:11:43,616 Hot doggy! 923 01:11:52,249 --> 01:11:54,126 - You get back here! - Go get them. 924 01:11:54,210 --> 01:11:57,880 If you don't catch them before they reach the highway, we've lost them. 925 01:12:06,055 --> 01:12:07,056 I didn't have a chance... 926 01:12:07,097 --> 01:12:09,350 Oh, now, simmer down. 927 01:12:09,433 --> 01:12:11,268 I said, simmer down, you guys. 928 01:12:11,310 --> 01:12:14,313 Hey, what if they make it to the state police? 929 01:12:14,396 --> 01:12:15,397 What does it matter? 930 01:12:15,439 --> 01:12:17,733 Centennial's just about over anyway. 931 01:12:17,775 --> 01:12:20,194 Ain't nobody gonna be around here. 932 01:12:20,277 --> 01:12:23,322 Them nice young people, them lot will wind up in the loony bin. 933 01:12:25,616 --> 01:12:27,743 Yeah. But what about Billy? 934 01:12:27,785 --> 01:12:30,120 Well, I sort of wish they'd keep him. 935 01:12:30,162 --> 01:12:32,957 But I got kind of a nasty feeling he'll be back. 936 01:12:49,807 --> 01:12:53,143 ♪ He put his banjo in my hand and told me what to play 937 01:12:53,227 --> 01:12:56,981 ♪ And danced with my pretty little girl until the break of day 938 01:12:57,022 --> 01:13:00,150 ♪ Fare thee well, Old Joe Clark Goodbye, Betsy Brown 939 01:13:00,192 --> 01:13:03,320 ♪ Fare thee well, Old Joe Clark I'm gonna leave this town 940 01:13:16,834 --> 01:13:18,252 ♪ I don't like that Old Joe Clark 941 01:13:18,335 --> 01:13:20,045 ♪ I'll tell you the reason why 942 01:13:20,129 --> 01:13:23,215 ♪ He's got two muskets in his hand and madness in his eye 943 01:13:23,299 --> 01:13:26,802 ♪ Fare thee well, Old Joe Clark Goodbye, Betsy Brown 944 01:13:26,844 --> 01:13:29,722 ♪ Fare thee well, Old Joe Clark I'm gonna leave this town 945 01:13:43,319 --> 01:13:46,655 ♪ Old Joe Clark ran through my yard He scared my little pups 946 01:13:46,697 --> 01:13:50,367 ♪ He ran my rooster out of the yard and ate my corn bread up 947 01:13:50,409 --> 01:13:53,412 ♪ Fare thee well, Old Joe Clark Goodbye, Betsy Brown 948 01:13:53,495 --> 01:13:56,874 ♪ Fare thee well, Old Joe Clark I'm gonna leave this town ♪ 949 01:14:13,349 --> 01:14:15,017 Y'all are big liars. 950 01:14:15,059 --> 01:14:17,311 Didn't even get my candy. 951 01:14:17,394 --> 01:14:20,856 They never give me nothing, the dirty Yankees. 952 01:14:20,898 --> 01:14:23,734 ♪ Fair thee well, Old Joe Clark I'm gonna leave this town 953 01:14:37,581 --> 01:14:40,793 ♪ Old Joe Clark is dead and gone I hope he's doing well 954 01:14:40,876 --> 01:14:44,380 ♪ He tied me up with a ball and chain and made my ankle swell 955 01:14:44,421 --> 01:14:47,591 ♪ Fare thee well, Old Joe Clark Goodbye, Betsy Brown 956 01:14:47,675 --> 01:14:50,970 ♪ Fair thee well, Old Joe Clark I'm gonna leave this town ♪ 957 01:14:56,016 --> 01:14:59,853 Well, folks, just settle down and take it easy for a minute. 958 01:14:59,937 --> 01:15:02,356 Now let me understand all this just once again. 959 01:15:03,065 --> 01:15:06,110 This town, uh, Pleasant Valley, is that right? 960 01:15:06,193 --> 01:15:07,653 Pleasant Valley. 961 01:15:07,736 --> 01:15:09,571 I'll never forget that name. 962 01:15:09,655 --> 01:15:11,949 And just where is this town? 963 01:15:11,991 --> 01:15:14,410 You say it's off Highway 202? 964 01:15:14,493 --> 01:15:16,829 It's on a side road about 20 miles from here. 965 01:15:16,912 --> 01:15:19,707 What's the matter, don't you know the towns in this county? 966 01:15:19,790 --> 01:15:21,792 Now, mister, let me tell you something. 967 01:15:21,834 --> 01:15:24,378 You best just settle down for a minute. That's what you got to do. 968 01:15:26,422 --> 01:15:27,965 Tell you what, before we do anything else, 969 01:15:28,007 --> 01:15:29,883 I am gonna give you folks a breathalator test. 970 01:15:29,967 --> 01:15:31,260 A breathalator test... 971 01:15:31,301 --> 01:15:33,554 Officer, do we look drunk? 972 01:15:34,471 --> 01:15:37,725 Uh, mister, I just ain't about to argue with you at all. 973 01:15:37,808 --> 01:15:39,893 Now, you go right over there and get yourself a seat 974 01:15:39,977 --> 01:15:41,270 and I'll get the equipment. 975 01:15:41,395 --> 01:15:42,688 And if you ain't drunk 976 01:15:42,771 --> 01:15:44,982 then you ain't got a thing in the world to worry about. 977 01:15:45,065 --> 01:15:48,652 Or maybe you're refusing to take the test? 978 01:15:48,694 --> 01:15:50,112 Sir, we had... 979 01:16:14,553 --> 01:16:17,347 Well, Rufe, you know, we didn't do so bad. 980 01:16:17,389 --> 01:16:19,933 We got four out of six. 981 01:16:20,017 --> 01:16:21,018 Yeah. 982 01:16:21,101 --> 01:16:23,812 I sort of hated to lose that gal, 983 01:16:23,854 --> 01:16:27,191 but I'd sure say this centennial was a big success. 984 01:16:27,775 --> 01:16:31,278 Danged old centennial didn't have no fun. 985 01:16:31,361 --> 01:16:33,030 Didn't even get my candy. 986 01:16:33,113 --> 01:16:36,575 You should've got your rear end caned for what you did. 987 01:16:36,658 --> 01:16:39,036 Now you beat it. Hear? 988 01:16:39,078 --> 01:16:41,914 I'm gonna catch me a cat and have some fun. 989 01:16:59,515 --> 01:17:01,809 I don't understand this. 990 01:17:01,892 --> 01:17:05,062 Now, I know there was a road here. I know it. 991 01:17:05,145 --> 01:17:08,690 Tom, what's happened? Have we gone crazy? 992 01:17:09,817 --> 01:17:12,402 Now, tell me, how could they cover the whole road? 993 01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:16,365 Well, mister, I don't rightly understand it all either. 994 01:17:16,406 --> 01:17:19,076 Now I reckon you know why I had to give you that there test. 995 01:17:20,953 --> 01:17:23,247 There ain't no Pleasant Valley in this county 996 01:17:23,330 --> 01:17:26,083 or in the whole darn state as well as I know. 997 01:17:26,125 --> 01:17:28,502 I told you we were there. 998 01:17:28,585 --> 01:17:32,381 Mister, I have been around these parts near about all my life. 999 01:17:32,422 --> 01:17:33,590 Now, do you think for a minute 1000 01:17:33,674 --> 01:17:36,635 if there was a place called Pleasant Valley around here 1001 01:17:36,718 --> 01:17:38,387 that I wouldn't know about it? 1002 01:17:41,974 --> 01:17:43,934 Sure is peculiar though. 1003 01:17:45,435 --> 01:17:47,855 Yes, siree, it's mighty peculiar. 1004 01:17:48,105 --> 01:17:50,983 Look, here's our tire tracks. 1005 01:17:51,066 --> 01:17:52,901 They come from over there. 1006 01:17:56,321 --> 01:17:58,782 By gum, they do now for a fact. 1007 01:18:00,284 --> 01:18:02,286 Suppose we just have a look in there. 1008 01:18:03,245 --> 01:18:05,497 How far is this town supposed to be anyway? 1009 01:18:05,581 --> 01:18:07,124 It's about a quarter of a mile. 1010 01:18:07,207 --> 01:18:09,084 All right, let's go. 1011 01:18:27,519 --> 01:18:28,812 Oh. 1012 01:18:28,896 --> 01:18:31,106 Let's stop now. 1013 01:18:31,148 --> 01:18:33,275 I can't go any further. 1014 01:18:34,818 --> 01:18:38,655 Look, Officer, I don't know how to convince you of this, but... 1015 01:18:38,739 --> 01:18:40,115 Well, we're not crazy. 1016 01:18:40,157 --> 01:18:42,117 Mister, I didn't say you was crazy. 1017 01:18:42,159 --> 01:18:43,243 Nothing like that. 1018 01:18:43,327 --> 01:18:46,163 It's just that I think it's mighty peculiar. 1019 01:18:46,205 --> 01:18:48,165 Well, what's peculiar? 1020 01:18:48,248 --> 01:18:51,001 Well, to tell you the truth, 1021 01:18:51,084 --> 01:18:53,170 they do tell a story around here. 1022 01:18:54,463 --> 01:18:57,507 Reason I just didn't just send you on your way in the first place. 1023 01:18:57,591 --> 01:19:00,510 Reason I come back here with you is on account of that story. 1024 01:19:00,594 --> 01:19:02,262 What story? 1025 01:19:02,346 --> 01:19:05,641 Well, this town, um, Pleasant Valley, 1026 01:19:05,682 --> 01:19:07,893 there used to be a town with that name, all right. 1027 01:19:07,976 --> 01:19:10,395 - Used to be? - Yeah. 1028 01:19:10,479 --> 01:19:14,274 There used to be a town by that name, all right. 1029 01:19:14,358 --> 01:19:17,194 But back during the war between the states 1030 01:19:17,277 --> 01:19:20,697 a bunch of Yankee soldiers came through 1031 01:19:20,739 --> 01:19:24,326 and, well, as the story goes, they wiped out the whole town. 1032 01:19:26,536 --> 01:19:30,540 There ain't been a town by that name, 1033 01:19:30,624 --> 01:19:32,376 I reckon, in 100 years. 1034 01:19:34,253 --> 01:19:36,213 But it sure is peculiar. 1035 01:19:37,965 --> 01:19:39,716 It's mighty peculiar. 1036 01:19:39,800 --> 01:19:43,262 Can we... Can we get out of here? 1037 01:19:43,345 --> 01:19:45,472 I don't like this place. 1038 01:19:47,224 --> 01:19:49,351 Well, if you ask me, I think what you folks better do 1039 01:19:49,393 --> 01:19:52,396 is just get in your car and drive on away from here, right now. 1040 01:19:52,479 --> 01:19:53,605 I sure do. 1041 01:20:01,863 --> 01:20:04,032 The most peculiar thing I ever heard of. 1042 01:21:03,967 --> 01:21:06,803 I don't think I ever want to drive down that highway again. 1043 01:21:08,472 --> 01:21:10,807 Look, Terry, 1044 01:21:10,849 --> 01:21:13,894 I know people won't believe us, but... 1045 01:21:13,977 --> 01:21:16,271 And I don't even know if there was a town there or not. 1046 01:21:17,356 --> 01:21:18,982 But I do know one thing. 1047 01:21:20,776 --> 01:21:23,195 It wasn't a dream. 1048 01:21:23,278 --> 01:21:25,989 - Look at this. - Where did that come from? 1049 01:21:27,032 --> 01:21:29,201 Billy left it in the car. 1050 01:21:31,161 --> 01:21:32,204 Souvenir. 1051 01:21:36,375 --> 01:21:38,752 Look, Terry, 1052 01:21:38,835 --> 01:21:41,088 try to forget about it, honey. 1053 01:21:41,171 --> 01:21:43,882 Think, well, pretend it was a dream. 1054 01:21:44,007 --> 01:21:47,594 But Tom, those poor people. 1055 01:21:47,677 --> 01:21:49,179 I know they killed them. 1056 01:21:49,262 --> 01:21:52,182 Terry, we don't even know where they came from. 1057 01:21:52,265 --> 01:21:54,017 If we read something in the papers 1058 01:21:54,101 --> 01:21:56,686 about some missing persons with those names, 1059 01:21:56,812 --> 01:21:58,688 we'll write an anonymous letter. 1060 01:21:58,772 --> 01:22:02,275 I know I'm gonna write a letter to every authority in the state 1061 01:22:02,359 --> 01:22:04,820 and maybe somebody will take notice of it. 1062 01:22:04,861 --> 01:22:07,697 Tom, if it weren't for you, 1063 01:22:07,823 --> 01:22:09,616 we'd probably be dead by now. 1064 01:22:12,160 --> 01:22:14,329 Well, anyway, it's over. 1065 01:22:15,497 --> 01:22:17,290 Where are you going? 1066 01:22:17,374 --> 01:22:20,127 Oh, pick up the pieces. 1067 01:22:20,210 --> 01:22:22,379 I still have to get to Atlanta, you know? 1068 01:22:22,421 --> 01:22:25,048 Some of my luggage is in your trunk. 1069 01:22:25,132 --> 01:22:27,259 - I'll make it. - Get in. 1070 01:22:27,342 --> 01:22:29,636 - What? - I said get in. 1071 01:22:38,728 --> 01:22:39,980 Now what? 1072 01:22:40,063 --> 01:22:41,481 Now drive. 1073 01:22:41,565 --> 01:22:43,942 - Where? - To Atlanta. 1074 01:22:45,402 --> 01:22:48,196 After all the trouble you've been in, 1075 01:22:48,238 --> 01:22:50,198 I don't want you out of my sight. 1076 01:22:50,240 --> 01:22:52,909 And after all the trouble I've been in, 1077 01:22:52,951 --> 01:22:55,412 I'm afraid to let you out of my sight. 1078 01:22:56,580 --> 01:22:58,790 If we get there early enough, 1079 01:22:58,874 --> 01:23:01,293 maybe you can show me the town 1080 01:23:01,376 --> 01:23:03,587 before the teachers' convention starts. 1081 01:23:03,628 --> 01:23:05,422 You serious? 1082 01:23:05,505 --> 01:23:06,923 Drive! 1083 01:23:07,007 --> 01:23:09,050 Before I change my mind. 1084 01:23:12,387 --> 01:23:16,516 But not back through that state, if you please. 1085 01:23:37,579 --> 01:23:40,415 I hope we have ourselves a centennial 1086 01:23:40,457 --> 01:23:43,752 as good as this 100 years from now. 1087 01:23:45,086 --> 01:23:46,963 I don't know if it'll be as good as this. 1088 01:23:47,047 --> 01:23:49,508 But we is gonna have fun all right, Rufe. 1089 01:23:49,591 --> 01:23:52,302 I wonder what the place is gonna look like. 1090 01:23:53,261 --> 01:23:55,805 I sure like those automobiles. 1091 01:23:55,889 --> 01:23:57,933 Oh, I wouldn't worry none about that. 1092 01:23:57,974 --> 01:24:02,604 Next time we are likely to have rocket ships right in the center of Main Street. 1093 01:24:02,646 --> 01:24:04,397 Rocket ships? 1094 01:24:05,273 --> 01:24:08,735 Why, crikey, maybe we can get one of those rocket ships 1095 01:24:08,818 --> 01:24:11,696 and chase all those Yankees. 1096 01:24:11,780 --> 01:24:14,032 Well, we better get to sleep before the deadline 1097 01:24:14,115 --> 01:24:17,744 or we ain't gonna be around here 100 years from now. Let's get. 1098 01:24:19,204 --> 01:24:21,706 Come on out of there, Harper, you hear me? 1099 01:24:21,790 --> 01:24:25,418 Sometimes I think old Harper ain't that bright. 1100 01:24:25,502 --> 01:24:28,588 No, he ain't like you and me. 1101 01:24:28,672 --> 01:24:31,967 Come on Harper, it's time. 1102 01:24:32,008 --> 01:24:33,343 It's time. 1103 01:24:54,239 --> 01:24:55,490 Hey, wait for me! 1104 01:24:57,450 --> 01:25:00,870 ♪ There's a story you should know from 100 years ago 1105 01:25:00,954 --> 01:25:04,124 ♪ And 100 years we've waited now to tell 1106 01:25:04,207 --> 01:25:07,544 ♪ Now the Yankees come along and they'll listen to this song 1107 01:25:07,586 --> 01:25:10,714 ♪ And they'll quake in fear to hear this rebel yell 1108 01:25:10,755 --> 01:25:13,425 ♪ And they'll quake in fear to hear this rebel yell 1109 01:25:14,426 --> 01:25:17,387 ♪ Yeehaw! 1110 01:25:17,429 --> 01:25:21,224 ♪ Oh, the South's gonna rise again 1111 01:25:21,266 --> 01:25:23,935 ♪ Yeehaw! 1112 01:25:24,019 --> 01:25:26,896 ♪ Oh, the South's gonna rise again 1113 01:25:40,952 --> 01:25:43,955 ♪ Robert E. Lee broke his musket on his knee 1114 01:25:44,039 --> 01:25:47,083 ♪ And 1,000 pieces shattered on the ground 1115 01:25:47,167 --> 01:25:50,712 ♪ But he looked up then and he gathered up his men 1116 01:25:50,754 --> 01:25:53,923 ♪ And from his lips there came an awful sound 1117 01:25:54,007 --> 01:25:57,260 ♪ And from his lips there came an awful sound 1118 01:25:57,385 --> 01:26:00,138 ♪ Yeehaw! 1119 01:26:00,221 --> 01:26:03,308 ♪ Oh, the South's gonna rise again 1120 01:26:04,434 --> 01:26:06,811 ♪ Yeehaw! 1121 01:26:06,895 --> 01:26:09,439 ♪ Oh, the South's gonna rise again 1122 01:26:23,995 --> 01:26:27,207 ♪ Stonewall took a gun and he made the Yankees run 1123 01:26:27,290 --> 01:26:30,210 ♪ But he took a fatal bullet in the chest 1124 01:26:30,293 --> 01:26:37,092 ♪ As he fell down dead old Stonewall said, I'm a-givin' you a dying man's request 1125 01:26:37,133 --> 01:26:40,553 ♪ I'm a-givin' you a dying man's request 1126 01:26:40,637 --> 01:26:43,056 ♪ Yeehaw! 1127 01:26:43,640 --> 01:26:46,101 ♪ Oh, the South's gonna rise again 1128 01:26:47,268 --> 01:26:49,979 ♪ Yeehaw! 1129 01:26:50,021 --> 01:26:52,816 ♪ Oh, the South's gonna rise again ♪