1 00:01:46,536 --> 00:01:48,016 Hey. 2 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:58,016 You looked great out there. 3 00:02:19,136 --> 00:02:21,636 "Man puts penis in woman's vagina." What? 4 00:02:21,796 --> 00:02:23,856 I read that book you have. What book? 5 00:02:23,976 --> 00:02:25,496 'What's Happening to Me?' 6 00:02:31,056 --> 00:02:32,536 "He moves it up and down." 7 00:02:32,636 --> 00:02:33,736 Can you shut up? 8 00:02:33,876 --> 00:02:36,296 "This creates friction and the friction causes him to ejaculate." 9 00:02:36,416 --> 00:02:38,536 Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. 10 00:02:45,636 --> 00:02:47,816 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 11 00:02:49,296 --> 00:02:50,676 What are you doing? 12 00:02:53,696 --> 00:02:56,316 Whoo! 13 00:02:59,176 --> 00:03:01,096 What's that? 14 00:03:01,196 --> 00:03:03,236 Science test. 15 00:03:03,396 --> 00:03:05,576 But...you'll get busted. You can see it. 16 00:03:05,696 --> 00:03:07,256 Yeah, I want it to show a bit. 17 00:03:08,536 --> 00:03:09,936 Cheryl does it all the time. 18 00:03:11,416 --> 00:03:12,776 Yeah, right. 19 00:03:36,656 --> 00:03:39,136 Hi. Hello. 20 00:03:40,656 --> 00:03:41,796 Oh, I'm Annie. 21 00:03:43,576 --> 00:03:45,136 Yes. 22 00:03:45,276 --> 00:03:47,536 I'm Martin Vickers. 23 00:03:47,616 --> 00:03:50,096 Oh, you're the head researcher. 24 00:03:50,236 --> 00:03:52,876 Yes. Oh... 25 00:03:56,936 --> 00:03:59,936 I hope you'll be happy working here. Oh, I'm sure I will be. 26 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:26,176 I just read it in a book! I can't believe you said that. 27 00:04:26,316 --> 00:04:27,656 Ow, stop hitting me! Ow! How dare you? 28 00:04:27,756 --> 00:04:29,696 David's getting bullied. 29 00:04:29,836 --> 00:04:31,156 You're disgusting! 30 00:04:31,316 --> 00:04:33,256 You don't know what you're talking about. Get off me! 31 00:04:33,336 --> 00:04:35,876 Get away from me. 32 00:04:37,896 --> 00:04:40,296 What's going on? I don't know. She's a weirdo. 33 00:04:40,456 --> 00:04:42,596 He told me he was going to put his penis in my vagina. 34 00:04:42,736 --> 00:04:44,436 He doesn't know what he's talking about. 35 00:04:44,536 --> 00:04:45,936 Yeah, I do. 36 00:04:46,096 --> 00:04:48,136 Just shut up and leave her alone, alright? 37 00:04:48,296 --> 00:04:50,236 And yours looked better when it looked like a bum. 38 00:04:52,796 --> 00:04:54,176 I hate you. 39 00:04:57,156 --> 00:04:58,536 Hey! 40 00:05:00,796 --> 00:05:02,416 Wipe it off, you slack bitch. 41 00:05:04,696 --> 00:05:06,096 Get lost. 42 00:05:06,196 --> 00:05:07,976 I said, wipe it off! 43 00:05:08,056 --> 00:05:09,896 Or I'll make ya. 44 00:05:10,976 --> 00:05:12,136 So make me. 45 00:05:14,216 --> 00:05:16,776 Cat fight! Cat fight! 46 00:05:16,956 --> 00:05:21,216 Cat fight! Cat fight! Cat fight! Cat fight! 47 00:05:23,836 --> 00:05:27,696 What are you standing there for? You don't own the bus. 48 00:05:34,056 --> 00:05:36,096 Cheryl! 49 00:05:36,196 --> 00:05:37,576 Debbie! 50 00:05:37,696 --> 00:05:40,056 Just stop it! Get off! 51 00:05:41,136 --> 00:05:42,516 Debbie! 52 00:05:57,896 --> 00:06:00,096 In your seats now! 53 00:06:05,436 --> 00:06:06,796 Let go. 54 00:06:12,816 --> 00:06:16,096 Whoa. 55 00:06:16,196 --> 00:06:18,296 Go, Cheryl. 56 00:06:33,056 --> 00:06:35,136 Nice one, Cheryl! 57 00:07:44,976 --> 00:07:46,696 Susan Knight and Deborah Vickers. 58 00:07:46,816 --> 00:07:48,216 Stand up. 59 00:07:49,456 --> 00:07:51,016 Ooooh. 60 00:07:56,816 --> 00:07:57,876 Pull up your dresses. 61 00:07:57,976 --> 00:07:59,736 Oh, sir! 62 00:07:59,876 --> 00:08:04,156 You heard what I said. And the rest of you, get on with your exam. 63 00:08:13,296 --> 00:08:14,716 Deborah. 64 00:08:23,776 --> 00:08:25,156 Principal's office. 65 00:08:26,896 --> 00:08:28,656 Now! 66 00:08:28,776 --> 00:08:30,936 Oooh. Show us your knickers, Vickers! 67 00:08:31,036 --> 00:08:32,456 See ya later. 68 00:08:49,236 --> 00:08:51,596 Oh, my God. My bum was tingling, I was so scared. 69 00:08:51,756 --> 00:08:53,216 I thought we were gonna get caned. 70 00:08:53,336 --> 00:08:54,556 Hey. 71 00:08:54,696 --> 00:08:56,056 Vicki and Cheryl want to see you. 72 00:09:12,376 --> 00:09:13,856 Rita? 73 00:09:13,976 --> 00:09:15,336 Rack off. 74 00:09:38,916 --> 00:09:42,096 Did you dob? Nuh. 75 00:09:42,196 --> 00:09:43,576 Bullshit. 76 00:09:44,776 --> 00:09:45,856 Did she ask you? 77 00:09:45,976 --> 00:09:47,616 Yeah. 78 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:49,656 Debbie said she saw Marcia do it on 'The Brady Bunch'. 79 00:10:02,916 --> 00:10:04,976 Thought I was gonna piss myself laughing. 80 00:10:05,156 --> 00:10:07,336 Mrs Grantham said we were a shame and a disgrace. 81 00:10:09,096 --> 00:10:11,436 She's a dead shit. 82 00:10:30,596 --> 00:10:33,736 Hello. Hello, darl. It's your husband here. 83 00:10:33,876 --> 00:10:36,216 Got 10 minutes before my meeting. Thought I'd ring. 84 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:37,856 You checking up on me? 85 00:10:38,036 --> 00:10:39,496 I just wanted to make sure you're not bored. 86 00:10:39,676 --> 00:10:41,796 No, I'm not bored. What are ya doing? 87 00:10:41,956 --> 00:10:43,896 I'm making myself a well-deserved Harvey Wallbanger 88 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:45,736 after a bloody hard tennis lesson. 89 00:10:45,876 --> 00:10:48,256 Then I think I might go and lay out by the pool. 90 00:10:48,396 --> 00:10:51,256 Nude, I suppose? Why do you suppose that? 91 00:10:51,396 --> 00:10:53,056 I've noticed the strap marks disappearing. 92 00:10:53,176 --> 00:10:55,976 Oh, that's very perceptive of you. 93 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,956 It's among one of my better qualities. 94 00:10:58,032 --> 00:10:59,932 Well, if you're lucky, I might even pull out my Margaret Fulton 95 00:10:59,973 --> 00:11:01,713 and make my husband a special dinner tonight. 96 00:11:01,796 --> 00:11:05,736 Oh, I'm liking the new you. Oh, I'm liking the new me too. 97 00:11:05,876 --> 00:11:08,616 Anyway, gotta run. Bye. Bye-bye, now. 98 00:11:41,176 --> 00:11:43,216 Should we follow them down? 99 00:11:43,316 --> 00:11:45,016 I guess. 100 00:11:48,556 --> 00:11:51,136 Raquel! Are you goin' down to the pipes? 101 00:11:51,256 --> 00:11:52,616 Yeah. 102 00:11:56,296 --> 00:11:58,196 Reckon Mr Kenny was checking you out? 103 00:11:58,296 --> 00:11:59,936 No. 104 00:12:00,016 --> 00:12:01,336 That's what Vicki said. 105 00:12:01,456 --> 00:12:03,156 You can't come to the pipes. 106 00:12:05,176 --> 00:12:08,016 Just because you cheated doesn't make you one of us. 107 00:12:08,156 --> 00:12:10,056 We weren't going to the pipes anyway. 108 00:12:10,176 --> 00:12:11,516 We were going to the shops. 109 00:12:11,616 --> 00:12:13,616 You chicks are so lame. 110 00:12:16,576 --> 00:12:18,656 She is such a bitch. 111 00:12:18,796 --> 00:12:20,176 I can't believe we didn't dob on her. 112 00:12:20,256 --> 00:12:22,016 What are we gonna do now, huh? 113 00:12:24,776 --> 00:12:26,656 Far out! 114 00:12:33,936 --> 00:12:36,376 What are you doing? 115 00:12:36,476 --> 00:12:38,736 Thinking. 116 00:12:38,816 --> 00:12:41,116 Oh, lucky you. 117 00:12:43,416 --> 00:12:44,976 Are you getting out? 118 00:12:45,116 --> 00:12:46,696 Yes. 119 00:12:55,136 --> 00:12:56,936 What were you thinking about? 120 00:12:59,336 --> 00:13:00,856 Do you like tennis? 121 00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:04,376 I... 122 00:13:04,456 --> 00:13:06,136 Yes, I like watching it. 123 00:13:09,176 --> 00:13:10,776 Good day at work? 124 00:13:12,296 --> 00:13:14,416 How was your day? 125 00:13:14,596 --> 00:13:18,436 Busy. I'm already looking forward to the weekend. 126 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:31,856 Rise and shine, little lady. 127 00:13:33,696 --> 00:13:35,496 It's Saturday. 128 00:13:35,656 --> 00:13:38,216 Well, we wanna spend the day with you. 129 00:13:38,356 --> 00:13:41,136 If it's sunny, I'm going to the beach. 130 00:13:42,536 --> 00:13:45,136 We thought we'd all go down to the tennis club. 131 00:13:45,296 --> 00:13:46,896 That's your idea of spending the day together? 132 00:13:47,016 --> 00:13:48,796 Oh, come on. 133 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,416 You go. 134 00:13:50,536 --> 00:13:51,896 I'll sleep. 135 00:13:54,976 --> 00:13:56,776 Well, we're leaving in half an hour. 136 00:13:56,956 --> 00:13:59,536 You can't make me. I'll make you. 137 00:13:59,676 --> 00:14:01,656 Well, what am I gonna do there? 138 00:14:01,796 --> 00:14:04,056 I can't watch you play tennis. I'm not nine. 139 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:06,016 We're leaving in half an hour. 140 00:14:20,056 --> 00:14:22,296 Great shot, Yvonne! 141 00:14:26,096 --> 00:14:27,856 She's a shy little thing, 142 00:14:27,996 --> 00:14:29,696 but she rips into it when she's out there, doesn't she? 143 00:14:29,816 --> 00:14:31,976 I know. She is ferocious. 144 00:14:32,156 --> 00:14:34,536 Get us a couple of shandies, will you, darl? 145 00:14:34,716 --> 00:14:37,696 Is that why you wanted me to come? So I could be your slave? 146 00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:40,436 Well, two years ago you did everything you could for me. 147 00:14:40,596 --> 00:14:42,616 That's because I was a kid and I didn't know any better. 148 00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:44,136 Well, you're still a kid. 149 00:14:45,976 --> 00:14:48,976 Did you just roll your eyes at me? Yes. 150 00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:50,736 I'm not a kid, and you can't trap me here. 151 00:14:50,816 --> 00:14:52,656 Oh, she's seen through my evil plan. 152 00:14:52,796 --> 00:14:55,016 Does that mean I can go over to Debbie's? 153 00:14:55,156 --> 00:14:56,885 Oh, you two spend your whole lives together. 154 00:14:56,985 --> 00:14:58,376 So? 155 00:15:01,816 --> 00:15:03,616 There. 156 00:15:03,756 --> 00:15:05,616 Using 20 cents for the phone. 157 00:15:05,796 --> 00:15:07,536 Now, that's the attitude of a teenager. 158 00:15:07,676 --> 00:15:09,216 You got it. Finally. 159 00:15:11,056 --> 00:15:12,456 Oh, the cheek of her! 160 00:15:19,676 --> 00:15:22,216 It'll be for me. Hello. 161 00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:23,976 Just a moment, Sue. 162 00:15:25,456 --> 00:15:26,856 Hi. 163 00:15:28,296 --> 00:15:30,456 Wait. Mum? 164 00:15:30,536 --> 00:15:32,776 Can Sue come over? 165 00:15:32,896 --> 00:15:34,776 Yes. Why not spend the day together? 166 00:15:34,936 --> 00:15:37,336 You've spent Monday to Friday in each other's company, 167 00:15:37,496 --> 00:15:39,556 and then called each other every night. 168 00:15:39,656 --> 00:15:41,056 Thanks! 169 00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:08,796 Now, you're gonna have to flip a coin, 170 00:16:08,956 --> 00:16:12,016 because there's no way I'm gonna choose between you two. 171 00:16:13,676 --> 00:16:15,056 Shit. 172 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:20,996 What time is it? 173 00:16:21,156 --> 00:16:23,656 Beer o'clock, mate. Pammy, you up for one? 174 00:16:23,796 --> 00:16:25,656 Ah, I think I'll wait 'til after my game, darling. 175 00:16:25,756 --> 00:16:27,896 I'm happy to drink during my game. 176 00:16:28,036 --> 00:16:29,896 I find it helps. 177 00:16:30,036 --> 00:16:31,436 I'm going, Mum. Dad. 178 00:16:31,536 --> 00:16:32,936 Bye, Sue. 179 00:16:33,036 --> 00:16:34,216 Mum... 180 00:16:36,336 --> 00:16:38,616 Hey, can I have some money? 181 00:16:38,756 --> 00:16:41,976 I don't have any on me. 182 00:16:42,096 --> 00:16:43,656 Oh, you don't have any change? 183 00:16:43,756 --> 00:16:45,336 Well, I have some in my bag, but... 184 00:16:45,516 --> 00:16:47,776 Where's your bag? It's in the... 185 00:16:47,936 --> 00:16:49,736 Well, can I grab some? 'Cause we're gonna go to the store. 186 00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:51,456 Hi. Hi. 187 00:16:51,536 --> 00:16:53,016 Oh, my God! 188 00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:56,716 It was like time completely froze. 189 00:16:56,876 --> 00:16:59,896 I couldn't even move. Neither of us could. 190 00:17:00,036 --> 00:17:01,776 And did he say anything? 191 00:17:01,876 --> 00:17:03,796 "Hi." 192 00:17:03,896 --> 00:17:05,636 Oh, it was so embarrassing! 193 00:17:11,776 --> 00:17:13,796 I think we should try and hang with the Greenhills again. 194 00:17:13,896 --> 00:17:15,576 No way. 195 00:17:15,676 --> 00:17:17,756 It's a sign! 196 00:17:17,876 --> 00:17:19,256 He said hello to you. 197 00:17:25,936 --> 00:17:28,436 Vicki's really nice to us. It's just Cheryl. 198 00:17:32,096 --> 00:17:34,056 Oh, my God. Sue. 199 00:17:34,176 --> 00:17:36,076 You gotta start doing the drawback. 200 00:17:37,216 --> 00:17:39,416 It makes me feel sick. Just do it again. 201 00:17:39,576 --> 00:17:42,256 It gets easier. The more you do it the... 202 00:17:44,296 --> 00:17:46,056 If you dob, you're dead. 203 00:17:48,736 --> 00:17:50,856 What'll you give me? 204 00:17:50,956 --> 00:17:52,136 Piss off, David. 205 00:17:53,916 --> 00:17:55,536 I'm dobbing. 206 00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:58,936 Wait. 207 00:18:05,936 --> 00:18:07,536 One. 208 00:18:10,216 --> 00:18:12,136 Come back here, you little shit! 209 00:18:17,258 --> 00:18:20,478 Hello, hello. There's no more beer. Have we drank it all? 210 00:18:20,598 --> 00:18:22,798 You did, mate. 211 00:18:22,938 --> 00:18:25,358 Well, I think that I might just call it a day. 212 00:18:25,498 --> 00:18:28,698 Oh, come on, Roger. You've always got plenty of booze at your house. 213 00:18:28,726 --> 00:18:29,826 Sure. 214 00:18:30,006 --> 00:18:31,906 Sounds like a bloody good reason to come back, then. Yvonne? 215 00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:36,306 Oh, well, thanks, Pam, but not...not tonight. 216 00:18:36,446 --> 00:18:39,426 Come on, we'd love to have you over. 217 00:18:39,526 --> 00:18:41,346 We could fire up the barbie. 218 00:18:41,446 --> 00:18:43,406 That's very nice of you, 219 00:18:43,477 --> 00:18:45,617 but I think that Ferris is probably waiting for me to get home. 220 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:46,898 What's your number? 221 00:18:47,018 --> 00:18:49,098 We can't have Yvonne going home. 222 00:18:49,218 --> 00:18:51,698 Now Ferris can join us. Come on. 223 00:18:51,778 --> 00:18:53,178 What's your bloody number? 224 00:18:53,338 --> 00:18:54,998 Yeah, come on, it'll be fun. Be good for you. 225 00:18:58,658 --> 00:19:02,238 It's 527... 226 00:19:04,478 --> 00:19:06,418 ..9392. 227 00:19:08,618 --> 00:19:10,538 All the guests are just about to arrive, 228 00:19:10,658 --> 00:19:11,998 all the Young Talent Time family. 229 00:19:12,158 --> 00:19:14,658 And I think it's just about time to start the show. 230 00:19:14,798 --> 00:19:17,378 Oh, my goodness, the show's started already. Wow. 231 00:19:21,698 --> 00:19:23,618 We're just going over to Sue's. 232 00:19:23,798 --> 00:19:26,938 Wait a second. Why are you going over to Sue's? 233 00:19:27,018 --> 00:19:30,098 We've been here all afternoon. 234 00:19:30,238 --> 00:19:32,738 Come in here, so I can see you. 235 00:19:42,418 --> 00:19:44,018 Have you got make-up on? 236 00:19:45,778 --> 00:19:48,418 Yeah, we were just playing around. 237 00:19:49,878 --> 00:19:53,698 Oh, alright. Just be back here before nine. 238 00:19:53,798 --> 00:19:55,658 Oh, can I stay the night? 239 00:19:55,738 --> 00:19:57,418 Have you tidied up your room? 240 00:19:57,518 --> 00:19:58,878 Yes. 241 00:20:01,178 --> 00:20:02,618 Alright. 242 00:20:04,018 --> 00:20:05,418 See you tomorrow. 243 00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:56,098 Oh, my God! What a day. 244 00:20:56,278 --> 00:20:58,778 I can't wait to get my bloody feet up. 245 00:20:58,878 --> 00:21:00,618 Get me a beer, will you? 246 00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,538 Where are you going? 247 00:21:04,098 --> 00:21:06,898 Miranda Fair. Are you meeting someone or...? 248 00:21:07,018 --> 00:21:08,738 No-one in particular. 249 00:21:08,878 --> 00:21:10,898 Look at all those split ends! 250 00:21:11,078 --> 00:21:12,658 I've got my scissors with me. We'll do a quick... 251 00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:14,138 I'm late. 252 00:21:17,118 --> 00:21:20,318 Well, hey, how was Nathan today? 253 00:21:20,438 --> 00:21:22,258 He's in his cot. 254 00:21:25,698 --> 00:21:27,138 Nathan? 255 00:21:27,238 --> 00:21:31,538 Nathan, my little boy! 256 00:21:31,658 --> 00:21:33,218 Hello. 257 00:21:59,698 --> 00:22:01,858 Hey. Hi. 258 00:22:01,938 --> 00:22:03,358 Come on. 259 00:22:56,338 --> 00:22:59,618 He said, "Welcome to Barbados and have a nice holiday." 260 00:22:59,758 --> 00:23:02,938 I love it. That is Australia's greatest... 261 00:23:09,938 --> 00:23:11,338 So, where's Sue? 262 00:23:11,478 --> 00:23:13,178 She's staying the night at Debbie's, darling. 263 00:23:13,298 --> 00:23:15,058 Oh, great! 264 00:23:15,158 --> 00:23:17,778 Another Scotch there, mate? 265 00:23:17,918 --> 00:23:19,298 Just point me in the right direction, mate. 266 00:23:19,478 --> 00:23:21,538 I can do better than point. Follow me. 267 00:23:27,618 --> 00:23:29,018 You are gorgeous. 268 00:23:31,018 --> 00:23:32,738 Watch out for that one, mate. 269 00:23:32,878 --> 00:23:35,338 Oh, really? Husband? 270 00:23:35,478 --> 00:23:39,118 No, she's a nympho. And a whole lot of trouble. 271 00:23:40,798 --> 00:23:42,498 Sounds like a pretty good combination. 272 00:23:50,778 --> 00:23:52,898 Pity I'm taken. 273 00:23:53,018 --> 00:23:54,378 Say when. 274 00:23:58,338 --> 00:23:59,498 Vicki! 275 00:24:03,658 --> 00:24:05,058 Who's that chick over there? 276 00:24:09,518 --> 00:24:12,118 Debbie. She's kind of hot. 277 00:24:13,698 --> 00:24:15,098 She's alright. 278 00:24:29,738 --> 00:24:31,258 Oi, you shouldn't be here. 279 00:24:31,358 --> 00:24:32,738 What you gonna do about it? 280 00:24:32,878 --> 00:24:34,698 Huh? 281 00:24:34,798 --> 00:24:36,158 Shit, this is bad. 282 00:24:37,338 --> 00:24:39,598 What are you gonna do? 283 00:24:55,458 --> 00:24:58,818 Can we get out of here? We only just got here. 284 00:25:06,658 --> 00:25:08,138 Fine. 285 00:25:23,138 --> 00:25:25,698 He fuckin' started it. 286 00:25:25,798 --> 00:25:27,178 Chill out. 287 00:25:34,038 --> 00:25:35,418 Gary. 288 00:25:36,018 --> 00:25:38,498 Yes. Why? 289 00:25:51,298 --> 00:25:52,918 Got to get out of here. 290 00:26:13,903 --> 00:26:15,463 Truth or dare? 291 00:26:17,583 --> 00:26:19,023 Truth. 292 00:26:20,321 --> 00:26:23,361 Most exciting moment you've ever had with a guy. 293 00:26:26,481 --> 00:26:27,881 I dunno. 294 00:26:30,641 --> 00:26:32,241 Something you've never even told me. 295 00:26:37,481 --> 00:26:40,161 Last year with Cal. 296 00:26:40,281 --> 00:26:41,941 That Bankie guy? 297 00:26:42,061 --> 00:26:44,361 Ho! 298 00:26:44,501 --> 00:26:47,081 He told me I was the best pasher. 299 00:26:47,221 --> 00:26:48,841 And then he titted me off. 300 00:26:50,681 --> 00:26:53,881 He titted you off?! 301 00:26:55,801 --> 00:26:58,241 How come you never told me that? 302 00:26:58,361 --> 00:27:00,921 What'd it feel like? 303 00:27:01,061 --> 00:27:05,081 I don't know. It was like a tingle. All over. 304 00:27:05,261 --> 00:27:08,241 Like good tingling or bad tingling? Really good. 305 00:27:09,401 --> 00:27:11,901 Dead set. Dead set. 306 00:27:17,081 --> 00:27:19,161 Did you go any further with him? No! 307 00:27:27,841 --> 00:27:29,361 You didn't? No. 308 00:27:34,101 --> 00:27:36,241 Hey, Boardy. 309 00:27:36,361 --> 00:27:37,921 Gazza. 310 00:27:38,001 --> 00:27:40,281 I'll have a bag, mate. 311 00:27:47,601 --> 00:27:49,481 Thanks, mate. 312 00:27:55,621 --> 00:27:57,881 Can I do something to help? Oh, no. 313 00:27:58,061 --> 00:27:59,821 I think I've got everything under control. 314 00:28:00,921 --> 00:28:02,321 I can see that. 315 00:28:04,041 --> 00:28:06,541 Vonnie wouldn't be able to cope with something like this. 316 00:28:06,701 --> 00:28:08,321 Oh, I'm sure she copes with other things. 317 00:28:09,401 --> 00:28:11,201 Yeah, she does. 318 00:28:11,281 --> 00:28:13,561 Like you, for instance. 319 00:28:13,701 --> 00:28:15,721 I think you know what I'm talking about. 320 00:28:17,281 --> 00:28:19,121 You don't pull any punches do you? 321 00:28:19,261 --> 00:28:20,601 Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. 322 00:28:20,741 --> 00:28:23,601 Oh, no, I'm not offended. I love a bit of fire in a woman. 323 00:28:23,741 --> 00:28:26,181 Good, 'cause I think we need to liven this party up a bit. 324 00:28:26,341 --> 00:28:28,641 Do you know how to make a Harvey Wallbanger? 325 00:28:28,821 --> 00:28:30,561 Like no-one else. Brilliant. 326 00:28:30,641 --> 00:28:33,801 There's the orange juice, and... 327 00:28:33,921 --> 00:28:36,541 ..one pack of cards. 328 00:28:56,601 --> 00:29:00,821 Oh, hello. Not bad, not bad. 329 00:29:00,981 --> 00:29:04,001 All I have is two fours... Oh, no! 330 00:29:04,181 --> 00:29:07,481 Oh, but three aces. Oh, no! 331 00:29:11,481 --> 00:29:14,021 Here we go. Take something off. Come on! 332 00:29:15,561 --> 00:29:17,521 Off! Off! Off! 333 00:29:17,641 --> 00:29:19,041 Off. Get it off! 334 00:29:19,141 --> 00:29:25,081 Off! Off! Off! 335 00:29:31,241 --> 00:29:33,761 Cheeky, cheeky, cheeky monkey. 336 00:29:33,861 --> 00:29:36,561 Cheeky, cheeky. 337 00:29:36,641 --> 00:29:38,801 That is quite disappointing. 338 00:29:56,641 --> 00:29:59,241 Shh! 339 00:30:20,001 --> 00:30:22,441 Hello? 340 00:30:22,561 --> 00:30:26,201 Well played, old dick. Well played. 341 00:30:26,281 --> 00:30:28,081 Hello? 342 00:30:31,641 --> 00:30:34,041 Oh, no. It's the kids! 343 00:30:34,141 --> 00:30:36,241 What's going on? 344 00:30:36,381 --> 00:30:39,321 Well, we're playing strip Jack naked. 345 00:30:39,421 --> 00:30:41,461 Oh, of course. 346 00:30:43,121 --> 00:30:45,081 We thought you were staying at...at Debbie's. 347 00:30:45,201 --> 00:30:46,941 Well, we decided to come here. 348 00:30:47,061 --> 00:30:49,321 You didn't walk home, did you? 349 00:30:49,461 --> 00:30:50,901 You know I don't like you walking home this late. 350 00:30:51,001 --> 00:30:52,401 It's very, very dangerous. 351 00:30:54,441 --> 00:30:56,381 Well, not as dangerous as walking in here. 352 00:31:02,101 --> 00:31:04,101 Run, girls! 353 00:31:04,201 --> 00:31:07,541 I think you scared them off. 354 00:31:07,641 --> 00:31:10,441 Oh, get dressed. 355 00:31:10,561 --> 00:31:12,241 Hey! 356 00:31:12,341 --> 00:31:17,502 Hello! Hello! 357 00:32:34,592 --> 00:32:36,072 I was just...I... 358 00:32:36,152 --> 00:32:38,112 I got toothpaste on the mirror. 359 00:32:39,952 --> 00:32:43,072 So you're licking it off? 360 00:32:43,152 --> 00:32:44,592 It tastes good. 361 00:32:48,752 --> 00:32:50,712 Probably should get a lock for the door. 362 00:33:05,312 --> 00:33:09,592 And you, Lutjanus sebae, are perfectly average. 363 00:33:09,772 --> 00:33:12,952 I don't know whether this makes you happy or sad. 364 00:33:14,872 --> 00:33:18,152 Depends on your philosophy, I suppose. 365 00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:21,152 Martin, we're doing Janet's birthday cake. 366 00:33:21,292 --> 00:33:23,292 OK. I'll be right along. 367 00:34:12,170 --> 00:34:15,730 Hey. Hey. 368 00:34:15,830 --> 00:34:17,650 You coming down the pipes? 369 00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:19,561 Yeah. 370 00:34:22,041 --> 00:34:25,101 So you know Boardy, right? The Captain Creamy guy? 371 00:34:25,181 --> 00:34:26,941 Nah, his brother, Bruce. 372 00:34:28,061 --> 00:34:29,721 He likes you. 373 00:34:31,461 --> 00:34:33,261 He's pretty hot. 374 00:34:33,381 --> 00:34:35,381 And, like, one of the best surfers. 375 00:34:35,461 --> 00:34:36,861 And he has a panel van. 376 00:34:36,961 --> 00:34:39,181 Wow. 377 00:34:39,321 --> 00:34:40,721 He's meetin' us down the pipes. 378 00:34:42,141 --> 00:34:44,381 Right. OK. 379 00:34:56,101 --> 00:34:58,501 That's him. 380 00:34:58,601 --> 00:35:01,981 Oh, my God. You are so lucky. 381 00:35:05,981 --> 00:35:09,181 Do I look alright? Yeah. 382 00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:13,381 Hey. 383 00:35:13,461 --> 00:35:15,661 Hey. 384 00:35:15,801 --> 00:35:18,181 D'you know who I am? Yeah. 385 00:35:18,361 --> 00:35:20,101 Get into her, mate. Piss off. 386 00:35:37,101 --> 00:35:39,261 Wanna go round with me? 387 00:35:39,381 --> 00:35:40,781 Yeah. 388 00:35:42,941 --> 00:35:48,261 Whoo! 389 00:35:54,701 --> 00:35:57,901 He's got really good hair. 390 00:35:58,021 --> 00:35:59,961 Yeah. He's so great. 391 00:36:01,461 --> 00:36:04,201 I think I've got beard rash. 392 00:36:04,301 --> 00:36:05,721 Oh, my God. 393 00:36:05,861 --> 00:36:08,481 I know I keep on saying it but you're so lucky. 394 00:36:10,101 --> 00:36:12,661 I can't believe he likes me. 395 00:36:12,741 --> 00:36:14,141 Who are you talking to? 396 00:36:14,221 --> 00:36:16,061 Hang on a sec. What? 397 00:36:16,221 --> 00:36:18,261 You've been on the phone for over an hour. 398 00:36:18,441 --> 00:36:21,621 What if Dad is trying to call? Well, I'm talking to Sue. 399 00:36:21,741 --> 00:36:23,461 You saw her all day at school. 400 00:36:23,641 --> 00:36:25,341 Can you stop going on about that, Mum? 401 00:36:26,861 --> 00:36:28,781 This is really important. 402 00:36:28,921 --> 00:36:31,001 Well, you can talk to her about it tomorrow. 403 00:36:31,101 --> 00:36:32,901 Do you have to go? 404 00:36:33,021 --> 00:36:34,901 Just hang on a sec. 405 00:36:35,081 --> 00:36:36,721 Alright. I'm just gonna get my ice-cream. 406 00:36:36,881 --> 00:36:39,841 No, Sue. You can't eat ice-cream anymore. 407 00:36:40,001 --> 00:36:43,361 You gotta look really good for the beach on Saturday. 408 00:36:44,741 --> 00:36:46,141 Yeah, you're right. 409 00:36:46,221 --> 00:36:48,061 You're late. 410 00:36:51,061 --> 00:36:52,681 What? 411 00:36:59,821 --> 00:37:01,621 Our daughter's here. 412 00:37:01,741 --> 00:37:03,661 Oh, my God. 413 00:37:03,741 --> 00:37:05,581 What? 414 00:37:06,941 --> 00:37:09,381 My parents are acting really weird. 415 00:37:26,821 --> 00:37:28,941 Turn off your light. 416 00:37:29,021 --> 00:37:32,021 Why? 417 00:37:32,101 --> 00:37:34,021 Why do you think? 418 00:38:06,781 --> 00:38:08,541 What? 419 00:38:13,221 --> 00:38:15,001 Can you kiss it? 420 00:38:18,781 --> 00:38:20,561 You want me to suck your cock? 421 00:38:24,301 --> 00:38:25,741 Say it to me. 422 00:38:33,101 --> 00:38:34,501 Say it. 423 00:38:50,141 --> 00:38:52,221 I want you to suck it. 424 00:39:31,787 --> 00:39:33,447 Stop it. 425 00:39:38,709 --> 00:39:40,089 Bruce! 426 00:39:54,909 --> 00:39:56,949 Hey. Hi. 427 00:39:58,189 --> 00:39:59,669 What took you so long? 428 00:39:59,749 --> 00:40:01,829 It's a long walk up the beach. 429 00:40:01,969 --> 00:40:04,069 You should've told me. I would've picked you up. 430 00:40:07,849 --> 00:40:10,869 Sit down. You coming for another surf, Bruce? 431 00:40:11,049 --> 00:40:13,969 Yeah. It's pretty choppy. 432 00:40:21,509 --> 00:40:23,969 Why do people hate talking about sex? 433 00:40:25,509 --> 00:40:28,289 Do they? Yeah. And especially girls. 434 00:40:31,029 --> 00:40:32,789 Well, I think it embarrasses people. 435 00:40:32,929 --> 00:40:34,269 Well, that's dumb. 436 00:40:34,349 --> 00:40:35,749 Why? 437 00:40:35,849 --> 00:40:37,309 'Cause it's how you make a baby. 438 00:40:38,549 --> 00:40:41,589 Well, yes, but it's very private. 439 00:40:41,769 --> 00:40:44,989 But everyone has babies, so everyone does it. 440 00:40:45,069 --> 00:40:46,629 It's like eating. 441 00:40:46,769 --> 00:40:49,229 Everyone does that, and that's not embarrassing. 442 00:40:50,309 --> 00:40:53,209 Yes, but sex is private. 443 00:40:53,329 --> 00:40:55,509 It happens behind closed doors. 444 00:40:55,629 --> 00:40:58,089 It's like going to the toilet. 445 00:40:58,249 --> 00:41:00,429 But you see me going to the toilet all the time. 446 00:41:00,609 --> 00:41:02,549 And at school they have those urinals, 447 00:41:02,629 --> 00:41:04,549 and we can see each other there too. 448 00:41:04,689 --> 00:41:09,149 Right, yes. It's slightly different to going to the toilet. 449 00:41:12,269 --> 00:41:15,429 It's probably best if you talk about these things with your mother. 450 00:41:16,989 --> 00:41:18,209 Jesus!