1 00:00:07,094 --> 00:00:10,619 Hello, I'm Gene Sing. I have a reservation. 2 00:00:10,749 --> 00:00:13,013 Wonderful. I see we have you here for one night. 3 00:00:13,143 --> 00:00:15,319 Yes.So, where are you guys coming from? 4 00:00:15,450 --> 00:00:16,929 Guys? 5 00:00:17,060 --> 00:00:18,583 Uh, you can see me? 6 00:00:18,714 --> 00:00:20,890 I just mean, uh, you 7 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,674 and your luggage, because here 8 00:00:22,805 --> 00:00:25,590 at Woodstone Mansion, we treat your bags like people. 9 00:00:25,721 --> 00:00:27,505 Oh, that's nice, I guess. 10 00:00:27,636 --> 00:00:30,073 Oh, my. Ooh-wee! 11 00:00:30,204 --> 00:00:31,292 Who's this tall drink of water? 12 00:00:31,422 --> 00:00:33,294 Ma'am. 13 00:00:33,424 --> 00:00:34,947 Biscuits and gravy, you're a ghost. 14 00:00:35,078 --> 00:00:36,819 Oh, my God. How's my hat? 15 00:00:36,949 --> 00:00:38,908 Still small and ugly.Shut up, Thor. 16 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,954 I'm sorry, uh, this lady can see us? 17 00:00:42,085 --> 00:00:43,173 Yeah, yeah, she fell down the stairs 18 00:00:43,304 --> 00:00:44,827 and hit her head and now she can see ghosts. 19 00:00:44,957 --> 00:00:47,047 She is freak, but has good attitude about it. 20 00:00:47,177 --> 00:00:48,396 How is it we've never seen you before? 21 00:00:48,526 --> 00:00:49,962 Did you just expire on the property? 22 00:00:50,093 --> 00:00:52,922 I am a poltergeist. 23 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,577 Which is a ghost attached to a person instead of a place. 24 00:00:55,707 --> 00:00:56,708 Well, now.You're kidding me. 25 00:00:56,839 --> 00:00:58,797 Basically, wherever Gene goes, I go. 26 00:00:58,928 --> 00:01:00,973 Who's Gene?Sam, we're gonna need a minute, 27 00:01:01,104 --> 00:01:02,410 if you could just stall for a bit. 28 00:01:02,540 --> 00:01:04,629 The credit card machine looks like it didn't work, 29 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:06,109 so I will just, um, 30 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:08,894 need you to fill out this form. 31 00:01:09,025 --> 00:01:11,027 So, I'm Alberta Haynes. Jazz singer. 32 00:01:11,158 --> 00:01:12,811 Murder victim. 33 00:01:12,942 --> 00:01:14,813 I enjoy long moonlit strolls, 34 00:01:14,944 --> 00:01:16,511 right up to the boundary of the property. 35 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:19,166 Pleasure to meet you. The name's Saul Henry. 36 00:01:19,295 --> 00:01:21,951 The Saul Henry who used to play for the Negro Leagues? 37 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,648 I remember reading about you 38 00:01:23,779 --> 00:01:25,085 in the papers. Y'all, he played shortstop 39 00:01:25,215 --> 00:01:27,521 for the Delaware Horseshoe Crabs. 40 00:01:27,652 --> 00:01:29,306 Until one day, 41 00:01:29,437 --> 00:01:31,656 we were up against the Connecticut Quahogs 42 00:01:31,787 --> 00:01:34,137 and I was hit in the head by a yakker. 43 00:01:34,268 --> 00:01:35,443 And it was lights out! 44 00:01:35,573 --> 00:01:37,488 Oh!For ol' Saul Henry. 45 00:01:37,619 --> 00:01:38,663 Here you go. 46 00:01:38,794 --> 00:01:39,925 Samantha, keep stalling. 47 00:01:40,056 --> 00:01:42,624 Oh, we also ask 48 00:01:42,753 --> 00:01:44,321 our customers to fill out 49 00:01:44,452 --> 00:01:45,627 one of these comment cards. 50 00:01:45,757 --> 00:01:47,542 Before my stay? 51 00:01:47,672 --> 00:01:50,110 Yeah, 'cause then we have a baseline to compare it to 52 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,199 when you fill the other one out at the end of your stay. 53 00:01:53,503 --> 00:01:55,680 So, what's it like being attached to a person? 54 00:01:55,811 --> 00:01:56,985 Oh, it's not bad. 55 00:01:57,116 --> 00:01:58,466 You see, Gene here's a dentist 56 00:01:58,596 --> 00:02:00,120 who likes to travel the world 57 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:02,383 and take beautiful photographs. 58 00:02:02,513 --> 00:02:05,037 But of all the exotic locales I've been to, 59 00:02:05,168 --> 00:02:06,865 why, you're the most breathtaking sight 60 00:02:06,996 --> 00:02:09,607 I've ever seen. 61 00:02:09,738 --> 00:02:11,914 Wow, are we in Nebraska? 'Cause that was corny. 62 00:02:12,044 --> 00:02:13,742 Just know when you're beat, Peter. 63 00:02:13,872 --> 00:02:15,222 Uh, here's your key. 64 00:02:15,352 --> 00:02:17,137 But before you leave, I would love 65 00:02:17,267 --> 00:02:18,442 to just talk to you a little bit 66 00:02:18,573 --> 00:02:19,574 about the woodwork here in the lobby. 67 00:02:19,704 --> 00:02:20,704 You know what? I'm good. 68 00:02:20,836 --> 00:02:21,619 Thanks.And we're off. 69 00:02:21,750 --> 00:02:22,664 Oh! 70 00:02:22,794 --> 00:02:24,056 Well, uh, 71 00:02:24,187 --> 00:02:25,579 enjoy your visit. 72 00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:27,016 You too. Damn it. Why did I say that? 73 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,670 Uh... come up to my room 74 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,889 and smell a glass of wine later. 75 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:33,283 Is very nice invitation, Thor think about it. 76 00:02:33,414 --> 00:02:35,329 Shut up. I'll be there. 77 00:02:43,685 --> 00:02:46,514 So, with your nuptials fast approaching, 78 00:02:46,644 --> 00:02:48,255 we've got to start nailing down some details. 79 00:02:48,385 --> 00:02:50,257 We've got so much to tell Samantha to do. 80 00:02:50,387 --> 00:02:52,084 Well, I was actually thinking it might be fun 81 00:02:52,215 --> 00:02:53,738 to have a theme for the wedding. 82 00:02:53,869 --> 00:02:55,784 Ooh, a theme could be fun. 83 00:02:55,914 --> 00:02:57,873 Yes, yes, perhaps something like "enchanted garden" 84 00:02:58,003 --> 00:02:59,744 or "springtime in Paris"? 85 00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:02,704 Mm. Actually, I was thinking... 86 00:03:02,834 --> 00:03:04,271 "dinosaurs." 87 00:03:04,401 --> 00:03:06,273 Dinosaurs?I-I mean, unless it's overdone. 88 00:03:06,403 --> 00:03:08,013 I mean, I will admit that I'm not up to date 89 00:03:08,144 --> 00:03:09,319 on the latest wedding trends. 90 00:03:09,450 --> 00:03:12,496 Isaac, I love that you have such passions, 91 00:03:12,627 --> 00:03:14,716 but this new dinosaur fixation-- 92 00:03:14,846 --> 00:03:16,935 it's really just your hobby. 93 00:03:17,066 --> 00:03:18,981 And the wedding, well, 94 00:03:19,111 --> 00:03:21,070 it really should be about both of us. 95 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,725 As a wedding planner, it is my job to remain impartial. 96 00:03:23,855 --> 00:03:25,161 However, this idea is so terrible, 97 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:26,728 I really must side with Nigel. 98 00:03:26,858 --> 00:03:28,251 Well, we will be walking down the aisle 99 00:03:28,382 --> 00:03:31,472 to the Jurassic Parktheme, and that is nonnegotiable. 100 00:03:31,602 --> 00:03:33,168 How's the planning going? I can't tell you 101 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:34,388 how excited I am to attend this wedding. 102 00:03:34,518 --> 00:03:35,867 I already know exactly what I'm gonna wear. 103 00:03:37,391 --> 00:03:38,305 You've already made that joke, Peter. 104 00:03:38,435 --> 00:03:40,307 Comedy gets better with repetition. 105 00:03:40,437 --> 00:03:41,612 Next up on the agenda: 106 00:03:41,743 --> 00:03:43,832 our stag do's. 107 00:03:43,962 --> 00:03:44,746 I believe you call them 108 00:03:44,876 --> 00:03:45,703 bachelor parties. 109 00:03:45,834 --> 00:03:47,052 Mine is tonight. 110 00:03:47,183 --> 00:03:49,185 I'm here if you need any guidance. 111 00:03:49,316 --> 00:03:50,491 I know we can't get drunk 112 00:03:50,621 --> 00:03:52,884 or drive around Atlantic City in a stretch Escalade, 113 00:03:53,015 --> 00:03:54,843 but we can still party. Come on! 114 00:03:54,973 --> 00:03:57,454 I went to a travel agent convention in Atlantic City. 115 00:03:57,585 --> 00:03:58,934 The battle for room upgrades was intense, 116 00:03:59,064 --> 00:04:00,109 let me tell you. 117 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,980 Don't you worry, Trevor. 118 00:04:02,111 --> 00:04:03,286 We Brits know how to have fun. 119 00:04:03,417 --> 00:04:05,506 Which is why for my party, we shall celebrate 120 00:04:05,636 --> 00:04:06,637 with toasts, 121 00:04:06,768 --> 00:04:09,336 roasts, and if things get really wild, 122 00:04:09,466 --> 00:04:11,728 an off-color limerick. 123 00:04:11,860 --> 00:04:13,383 Oh! That sounds terrible. 124 00:04:13,514 --> 00:04:15,298 Isaac, please tell me you have something better planned. 125 00:04:15,429 --> 00:04:18,562 Mine will be a wild, ribald night of reciting 126 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:20,564 William Shakespeare's-- wait for it-- 127 00:04:20,695 --> 00:04:21,870 sonnets. 128 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,393 You two are made for each other. 129 00:04:23,524 --> 00:04:24,916 Oh, thank you.Thank you. 130 00:04:25,047 --> 00:04:27,005 Well, I am excited to attend both. 131 00:04:27,136 --> 00:04:28,572 I already have the perfect outfit for each. 132 00:04:28,703 --> 00:04:29,443 It's still not funny. 133 00:04:29,573 --> 00:04:31,227 Just wait. 134 00:04:31,358 --> 00:04:32,707 I can't believe I'm here 135 00:04:32,837 --> 00:04:34,796 with theSaul Henry. 136 00:04:36,885 --> 00:04:38,539 And sleeping Gene. 137 00:04:38,669 --> 00:04:40,671 Well, unfortunately, uh, Gene didn't order 138 00:04:40,802 --> 00:04:43,500 any wine for us to smell.Child, that's all right. 139 00:04:43,631 --> 00:04:44,762 I'm more of a Sazerac kind of girl myself. 140 00:04:44,893 --> 00:04:47,112 Best one I ever had was at Sunny's Sunshine Club. 141 00:04:47,243 --> 00:04:49,332 What? I used to headline Sunny's. 142 00:04:49,463 --> 00:04:51,159 What?Yeah. 143 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,162 Say, did you know Tommy Two Times? 144 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,903 He used to work the door back in '23. 145 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:57,384 Know him? That fool still owed me five dollars when I died. 146 00:04:57,514 --> 00:04:58,994 Ooh, I get mad just thinking about it. 147 00:04:59,124 --> 00:05:00,343 well, you know something, 148 00:05:00,474 --> 00:05:01,692 you're kind of cute when you're mad. 149 00:05:01,823 --> 00:05:03,564 Oh, you think so?Mm-hmm. 150 00:05:05,174 --> 00:05:07,481 Oh! Mm... 151 00:05:07,611 --> 00:05:08,917 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... 152 00:05:09,047 --> 00:05:10,048 Oh, that's his prostate. 153 00:05:10,179 --> 00:05:11,572 Oh.But don't worry, 154 00:05:11,702 --> 00:05:13,008 we'll have a solid 45 minutes when I get back. 155 00:05:14,139 --> 00:05:16,707 Hoo-wee. 156 00:05:16,838 --> 00:05:19,057 That was the best limerick yet. 157 00:05:19,188 --> 00:05:21,712 Oh, Peter, you do amuse me. 158 00:05:21,843 --> 00:05:23,235 This is the worst bachelor party I've ever been to, 159 00:05:23,366 --> 00:05:25,020 and I was at one where a flaming shot 160 00:05:25,150 --> 00:05:26,891 set the groom's beard on fire. 161 00:05:27,022 --> 00:05:30,634 I once saw the city of Charleston go up in flames. 162 00:05:34,246 --> 00:05:35,683 Guys, a bachelor party 163 00:05:35,813 --> 00:05:37,249 is supposed to be a depraved affair 164 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:39,469 full of alcohol, drugs and lap dances. 165 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:41,253 Lap dances? 166 00:05:41,384 --> 00:05:42,907 A lap dance is 167 00:05:43,038 --> 00:05:44,692 when someone pretending to be working their way 168 00:05:44,822 --> 00:05:46,694 through college sits on your lap 169 00:05:46,824 --> 00:05:49,087 and grinds their junk up against your junk. 170 00:05:49,218 --> 00:05:52,482 I think I could give it a try... 171 00:05:52,613 --> 00:05:54,615 Baxter, a little accompaniment? 172 00:05:58,575 --> 00:06:00,185 Ooh, ooh... 173 00:06:01,143 --> 00:06:02,840 Yes. Oh, my. 174 00:06:02,971 --> 00:06:05,713 Oh, my. 175 00:06:05,843 --> 00:06:06,801 Oh! 176 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:09,499 And how do we feel about Nigel 177 00:06:09,630 --> 00:06:11,545 getting grinded on by his ex? 178 00:06:11,675 --> 00:06:13,764 Thor appreciate the artistry, 179 00:06:13,895 --> 00:06:15,853 but feel Isaac might not 180 00:06:15,984 --> 00:06:18,421 be so amused. 181 00:06:18,552 --> 00:06:20,771 I'm making my way through university. 182 00:06:20,902 --> 00:06:22,643 Oh, yes, you are. 183 00:06:24,819 --> 00:06:26,255 So, has anyone 184 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,604 spoken to Alberta? She was supposed 185 00:06:27,735 --> 00:06:29,563 to hang out with Saul last night.Right. 186 00:06:29,693 --> 00:06:31,260 The clinger that's attached to the dentist 187 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,480 in the Maple Suite? So creepy. 188 00:06:33,610 --> 00:06:36,134 All I'll say is, Alberta missed our morning walk. 189 00:06:36,265 --> 00:06:37,614 Oh! I wonder if they hooked up. 190 00:06:37,745 --> 00:06:39,703 Good morning. 191 00:06:39,834 --> 00:06:42,706 Oh, if you fools are waiting around for juicy details, 192 00:06:42,837 --> 00:06:43,925 you can forget it, 193 00:06:44,055 --> 00:06:45,274 'cause I am telling you nothing. 194 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,319 No. No, no, no. We would never. 195 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:49,321 Good. 'Cause what happened between me and Saul 196 00:06:49,452 --> 00:06:50,584 up in that room is none of your business. 197 00:06:50,714 --> 00:06:51,889 And I'm talking about 198 00:06:52,020 --> 00:06:54,239 all three times. 199 00:06:54,370 --> 00:06:56,851 Nice one, Alberta! 200 00:06:56,981 --> 00:06:58,592 They did it, Jay. 201 00:06:58,722 --> 00:07:01,203 Guy comes to the Hudson Valley, maybe to see some birds. 202 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:04,032 Instead, he finds himself an unknowing participant 203 00:07:04,162 --> 00:07:05,773 in an interdimensional threesome. 204 00:07:05,903 --> 00:07:07,209 But I got to admit, though, 205 00:07:07,339 --> 00:07:09,603 as nice as the physical element was, 206 00:07:09,733 --> 00:07:12,214 I actually kind of like Saul. 207 00:07:12,344 --> 00:07:13,694 I'll be sad to see him go. 208 00:07:13,824 --> 00:07:16,784 Bertie.Alberta. She said she's gonna be sad 209 00:07:16,914 --> 00:07:18,568 to see him go. Hey. 210 00:07:18,699 --> 00:07:20,178 Okay, so, checking out. 211 00:07:20,309 --> 00:07:21,310 Okay. 212 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,486 And how was your night?Good. 213 00:07:23,617 --> 00:07:26,054 Although there was a rather loud 214 00:07:26,184 --> 00:07:28,012 humming sound in the room. 215 00:07:28,143 --> 00:07:30,580 My bad. But also your bad. 216 00:07:32,234 --> 00:07:34,192 Oh, I wish you weren't leaving. 217 00:07:34,323 --> 00:07:37,413 Uh... Oh. Oh, wow, Gene. 218 00:07:37,544 --> 00:07:39,415 It says here that you are actually 219 00:07:39,546 --> 00:07:41,025 our 1,000th customer. 220 00:07:41,156 --> 00:07:42,810 Not even close. 221 00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:44,855 And as such, you're entitled to extend your stay 222 00:07:44,986 --> 00:07:46,509 by an extra night, free of charge. Oh. 223 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:48,555 Wow, tempting, but, um, no, thank you. 224 00:07:48,685 --> 00:07:50,078 I think I have to get back to Philly. 225 00:07:50,207 --> 00:07:51,775 I'll help you with your bags.Great. 226 00:07:51,906 --> 00:07:54,517 Uh, thanks a lot, folks. Take care.Uh-huh. 227 00:07:54,648 --> 00:07:56,301 Ooh! Oh, ooh, ooh... 228 00:07:57,564 --> 00:07:59,479 Ugh, it's painful when you're dating someone 229 00:07:59,609 --> 00:08:01,219 who's attached to something. 230 00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:03,221 As I know, because of the car ghost. 231 00:08:03,352 --> 00:08:06,311 You know, Jessica. Who was my girlfriend. 232 00:08:06,442 --> 00:08:07,835 The point is I had a girlfriend. 233 00:08:07,965 --> 00:08:10,577 That was a long walk, Sasappis. 234 00:08:13,623 --> 00:08:15,625 Well, I guess this is goodbye. 235 00:08:15,756 --> 00:08:17,322 I wish we had more time together. 236 00:08:17,453 --> 00:08:19,324 Actually, there is another way. 237 00:08:19,455 --> 00:08:20,978 Now, it's extremely painful, 238 00:08:21,109 --> 00:08:23,503 but if I can focus hard enough, 239 00:08:23,633 --> 00:08:26,244 I can actually sort of jerk my body off 240 00:08:26,375 --> 00:08:27,898 of one host and onto another. 241 00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:28,986 You'd do that for me? 242 00:08:29,117 --> 00:08:30,553 Anything for you. 243 00:08:31,989 --> 00:08:33,164 Hey, thanks again for everything. 244 00:08:33,294 --> 00:08:35,427 Thank you. 245 00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:38,169 Mean Gene! 246 00:08:42,433 --> 00:08:44,436 Oh! 247 00:08:48,092 --> 00:08:50,051 Come on, now! 248 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:54,098 That Gene is a nice guy. 249 00:08:54,229 --> 00:08:55,491 Uh, Jay?ALBERTA: Good news, y'all. 250 00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:57,885 Saul jerked himself off onto Jay. 251 00:08:58,015 --> 00:08:59,147 I'm staying. 252 00:08:59,277 --> 00:09:00,278 I mean, the poor schnook doesn't even know 253 00:09:00,409 --> 00:09:01,845 there's a ghost attached to him. 254 00:09:01,976 --> 00:09:03,934 Saul is now attached to you. 255 00:09:04,065 --> 00:09:05,806 Oh, come on. 256 00:09:05,936 --> 00:09:07,329 Do we shower in the morning or the night? 257 00:09:07,459 --> 00:09:10,332 You know what? Saul loves a surprise. 258 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:17,165 I don't know what Thor's talking about. 259 00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:18,732 I rather like your hat. 260 00:09:18,862 --> 00:09:20,690 You little charmer. 261 00:09:20,821 --> 00:09:22,605 Yeah, but I like the woman underneath even more. 262 00:09:22,736 --> 00:09:23,737 Oh.Mm. 263 00:09:25,739 --> 00:09:26,827 I'm sorry. 264 00:09:26,957 --> 00:09:28,089 Sam. 265 00:09:28,219 --> 00:09:29,830 Do you really need to be here? 266 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,048 It's my room. 267 00:09:31,179 --> 00:09:32,354 What's happening? 268 00:09:32,484 --> 00:09:33,790 What did Saul say? 269 00:09:33,921 --> 00:09:35,357 Oh, I was talking to Alberta. 270 00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:36,619 Alberta's in here, too? 271 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:38,186 She's not attached to anyone. 272 00:09:38,316 --> 00:09:39,404 I hate this. 273 00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:41,102 She's hanging out with Saul. 274 00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:42,277 It's just... 275 00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:43,670 it's a little hard for me and Saul 276 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,280 to express ourselves physically 277 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:46,716 with you right there. 278 00:09:46,847 --> 00:09:48,892 Yeah, I mean Jay's one thing. He needs to be here. 279 00:09:49,023 --> 00:09:50,633 But you, well... 280 00:09:50,764 --> 00:09:52,113 You know, that's just weird. 281 00:09:52,243 --> 00:09:54,028 Uh, okay, I mean, I guess 282 00:09:54,158 --> 00:09:56,117 I could go downstairs 283 00:09:56,247 --> 00:09:58,685 and just maybe catch up on some emails. 284 00:09:58,815 --> 00:10:01,470 Wait, what? Please tell me you're taking Alberta with you. 285 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,690 I'm taking Alberta with me. 286 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:04,734 Really? 287 00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:06,257 Jay, what do you want me to say here? 288 00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:07,998 Nope. Mm-mm. 289 00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:09,565 I'm not gonna lie here while two ghosts 290 00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:10,653 canoodle on top of me, 291 00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:12,263 so I'm gonna go make some tea. 292 00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:14,439 You talk to Alberta and you figure this out. 293 00:10:14,570 --> 00:10:15,658 Let's go, Saul. 294 00:10:15,789 --> 00:10:17,312 He didn't have to say that, 295 00:10:17,442 --> 00:10:18,269 but I appreciate the warning. 296 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,445 I'll see you later. 297 00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:22,883 Okay, when they get back, you tell Jay I left. 298 00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:25,929 Then, when he falls asleep, you make yourself scarce. 299 00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:27,888 And don't worry-- I'll keep the humming to a minimum. 300 00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:30,760 Look, I'm excited for you, but this isn't sustainable. 301 00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:33,763 Sam, it's been a long time since I've met a ghost 302 00:10:33,894 --> 00:10:35,286 that I'm interested in. 303 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:37,898 This is a desert, and I'm parched, 304 00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:41,075 and in walks this tall drink of water. 305 00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:42,816 Do you really want to deny me that? 306 00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:48,865 We got to tell Isaac about this, right? 307 00:10:48,996 --> 00:10:50,301 I mean, getting a lap dance is one thing, 308 00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:51,520 but getting a lap dance from your ex? 309 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,304 I mean, that's just naughty. 310 00:10:53,435 --> 00:10:54,958 Hey, what happens at a bachelor party 311 00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:56,090 stays at a bachelor party. 312 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:57,439 It's a rule, Pete. 313 00:10:57,569 --> 00:10:59,223 Well, I do love following rules. 314 00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:00,355 So? 315 00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:02,313 How was the bachelor party, hmm? 316 00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:04,185 I trust the limericks 317 00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:07,536 were sufficiently ribald? 318 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:08,885 Nigel got a lap dance from Jenkins! 319 00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:10,452 Pete!Oh, sorry. 320 00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:13,542 Uh, uh, what is a lap dance? 321 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:14,674 Well, it's...THOR: Lap dance is when 322 00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:16,545 someone working their way through school 323 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:20,201 grinds their loins against someone else's loins. 324 00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:21,681 That's pretty good, actually. 325 00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:23,117 Uh-oh. 326 00:11:23,247 --> 00:11:24,814 I hope you boys aren't 327 00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:28,296 recounting any of the racier limericks from last night. 328 00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:32,561 Because that would be a real stag don't. 329 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,649 What exactly happened last night 330 00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,433 between you and Jenkins? 331 00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,131 It was all innocent. 332 00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:39,481 Just a bit of stag do fun. In fact, 333 00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:41,831 you should get a lap dance at your party tonight. 334 00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:44,616 No, thank you. I don't want Jenkins in my lap. 335 00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:45,922 It doesn't have to be Jenkins. 336 00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:49,230 What if we ask Sam to get you a real stripper? 337 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:50,535 Do they make house calls? 338 00:11:50,665 --> 00:11:52,407 Pete, you're adorable. 339 00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:54,191 That's a splendid idea. 340 00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:56,063 Then you can see it was all in good fun. 341 00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:57,194 Oh, hey, Sam, 342 00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:58,587 we need you to hire a stripper 343 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,371 for Isaac's bachelor party tonight. 344 00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:02,591 Okay.Really? That worked? 345 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:03,766 There's a lot weirder stuff happening. 346 00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:05,594 You caught me on a good week. 347 00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:09,119 Jay. 348 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,687 Why are you whispering?Shh, shh, shh. Saul's asleep. 349 00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:12,993 Is it 'cause they were doing it all night? 350 00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:14,429 Probably. 351 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,170 I can't live like this, Sam. 352 00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:18,346 The thing is, Alberta's been in a desert. 353 00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:20,087 What? What does that mean? 354 00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:22,176 I just think we need to consider her feelings here. 355 00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:23,568 What about my feelings? 356 00:12:23,699 --> 00:12:25,570 I'm a person, too, Sam. 357 00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:27,572 What if we just gave her, like, another month? 358 00:12:27,703 --> 00:12:29,270 Are you out of your mind? 359 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,359 This is nuts, Sam. 360 00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:32,795 Don't raise your voice at me. 361 00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:34,928 I can't raise my voice, that's the point. 362 00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:36,625 I should be the priority. 363 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,453 I understand Alberta's situation, but I got a guy 364 00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:39,976 following me into the shower. 365 00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:42,457 Shh...Into the bathroom. 366 00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:45,460 It's deeply, deeply weird. 367 00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:47,505 Okay, fine, it is weird. 368 00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:49,420 It's not fair to you. 369 00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:50,857 I think we should just insist 370 00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:52,336 that Saul jerks off onto someone else. 371 00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:53,337 What? 372 00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:54,686 That's what they call it 373 00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:55,426 when they move to another host. 374 00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:58,603 Why not just say that? 375 00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:02,433 So, you want me to dance for this empty chair? 376 00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:03,913 Yeah, but if you could pretend 377 00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:05,785 that there's somebody in it?Right. 378 00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:06,611 See, the thing is...You don't have to explain. 379 00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:07,612 That's what the money's for. 380 00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:11,486 Hey, don't "tee-hee" at him. 381 00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:12,400 That's Isaac's stripper. 382 00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:13,967 It's fine. 383 00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:17,405 This is all rather silly, to be honest. 384 00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:35,727 This supposed to be some sort of 385 00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:37,991 peak male specimen? 386 00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:39,993 I mean, he's okay, but... 387 00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:41,342 Oh, my gods. 388 00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:44,954 What are all of those? 389 00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:46,651 I had those the summer I caught mono. 390 00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:48,610 Oh, if only I could have died then. 391 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,525 That is a cute stuffie. 392 00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:53,615 Oh, uh, yeah, some kid left their T. rexhere. 393 00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:55,965 Actually, that's not a T. rex. That's a Dilophosaurus. 394 00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:58,489 Uh, a what?A Dilophosaurus. 395 00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:00,491 It was a fast-moving carnivore that roamed 396 00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:01,710 during the early Jurassic period. 397 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,147 He knows about dinosaurs? 398 00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:05,975 It's like that movie Weird Science. 399 00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:08,412 This guy was made in a lab for Isaac. 400 00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:10,545 Um, Samantha, could you ask him 401 00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:12,460 to roar like a Dilophosaurus? 402 00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:15,332 It's my party, and I'm the bachelor. 403 00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:18,814 Would you maybe roar like a Dilophosaurus? 404 00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:19,946 Actually, uh... 405 00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:23,950 ...we don't really know if Dilophosaurusesroared. 406 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,256 Some scientists say it was more like a series of clicks, 407 00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:29,477 like... 408 00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:37,093 I love lap dances! 409 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:39,704 You've traveled 410 00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:41,097 a lot of places with Gene. 411 00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:42,533 What was your favorite? 412 00:14:42,664 --> 00:14:44,796 I guess I'd have to say Italy. 413 00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:47,103 Yeah, there was this small little town 414 00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,236 in the mountains, right outside of Positano, 415 00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:52,065 with this restaurant with a little old nonna 416 00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:54,719 who would hand-roll pasta every morning. 417 00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:57,026 The smells were incredible. 418 00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:58,549 What if I told you Jay could take you 419 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,029 to that little Italian town, 420 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,813 and you could jerk off onto that nonna? 421 00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,728 Just 'cause they say it doesn't mean we have to. 422 00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:07,123 Oh, there you are. 423 00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:08,124 What's going on? 424 00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:10,213 Alberta's here.Aw... 425 00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:11,780 Your Livings here are trying to tear us apart 426 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,956 by bribing me to move to Italy. 427 00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:16,306 What the hell, Sam? I can't believe you. 428 00:15:16,437 --> 00:15:18,613 I get that my relationship is an inconvenience for you, 429 00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:20,049 but that does not give you the right 430 00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:22,965 to sabotage me and Saul, you selfish, selfish woman. 431 00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:24,010 Alberta, I didn't mean to... 432 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:26,273 Ah-ah-ah! I don't want to hear it. 433 00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:28,057 Come on, Saul. 434 00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:37,980 Can you tell Jay to leave, too? 435 00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:39,025 I'd like Saul to storm out with me. 436 00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:46,249 I'm so sorry about Sam and Jay. 437 00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,381 I can't believe they would do that to us. 438 00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:48,730 Yeah, I hear you. 439 00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:50,514 I can't even stand to be around Jay right now, 440 00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:52,255 but, you know. 441 00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:54,692 I mean, they don't know. This could be something real. 442 00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:57,565 Could be? Why, this is something real. 443 00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,219 Oh... 444 00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:02,091 Nothing's gonna drive me away from you, sugarplum. 445 00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:04,006 Oh, I didn't know we were doing pet names so soon, 446 00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:05,660 but okay. 447 00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:07,270 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 448 00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:09,838 I mean it. You don't have to worry now. 449 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:13,668 I'm gonna be with you forever.Ah! 450 00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:17,150 Forever. That's a long time, especially compared to 451 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,760 the two days that we've known each other. 452 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:21,328 Even when Jay gets old and dies, 453 00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:23,983 I'll simply jerk myself off onto someone else. 454 00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:25,680 And then the next guy 455 00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:27,290 and the next guy and the next... 456 00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:33,862 ...and the next guy for a thousand generations. 457 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,125 Just so I can stay with you. 458 00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:37,953 But isn't it painful for you when you do that? 459 00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:39,911 Well, nothing compares to the pain 460 00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:42,610 of being away from my cuddle muffin. 461 00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:44,525 Ha, another nickname! 462 00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:48,529 They coming fast and furious now. 463 00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:50,922 Oh, my God. 464 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:54,230 So, don't keep me on tenterhooks. 465 00:16:54,361 --> 00:16:57,712 Do you see now that lap dances are all innocent fun? 466 00:16:57,842 --> 00:17:01,759 Yes. Absolutely. Meant nothing. 467 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:04,066 See, that's the thing about you and me. 468 00:17:04,196 --> 00:17:06,763 When you have the solid foundation, 469 00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:10,377 where two people understand each other so well... 470 00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,770 You want to talk about a real solid foundation? 471 00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:14,816 Each leg of a Brachiosaurus 472 00:17:14,945 --> 00:17:18,166 weighs over 10,000 pounds. 473 00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:20,300 Trust and respect. 474 00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:22,519 These are the hallmarks of a good relationship. 475 00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:24,304 Yeah.Which makes me even more certain 476 00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:26,741 than I was before about our upcoming nuptials. 477 00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:29,700 Because you and I, we just click. 478 00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:38,100 I love clicking. 479 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,842 Interesting way to put it. 480 00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:44,150 Sam, I think we need to talk. 481 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,239 I couldn't agree more. I owe you an apology. 482 00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:47,240 Jay and I should not have gone 483 00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:48,806 behind your back to talk to Saul. 484 00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:50,504 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 485 00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:52,375 That clinger's got to go, Sam.What? 486 00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:55,161 The tide has turned. The clinger is clingy. 487 00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,379 And no one could have seen it coming. 488 00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:58,294 I thought you two were really getting along. 489 00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:00,775 Well, you know how I said that I was parched? 490 00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:01,993 But then I had some water 491 00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:03,343 and then I had some more. 492 00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:04,996 And now my thirst is quenched, 493 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,781 but the water is still here. 494 00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:07,912 And it's too much water. What I'm saying is, 495 00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:09,653 I'm drowning, Sam. 496 00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:11,090 Hey, babe. 497 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:13,440 I just got back from the library. 498 00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:15,094 The library?Yeah. 499 00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:17,008 I'm trying to do things an interesting person would do. 500 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,967 I don't know, I'm feeling a lot of pressure. 501 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,316 Saul, I think we need to talk. 502 00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:22,101 I-I will leave you two alone. 503 00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:23,493 I'm coming with you.No. Jay, 504 00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:24,842 you need to stay. 505 00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:25,974 Alberta needs to talk to Saul. 506 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,062 About what? 507 00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:28,933 Jay! 508 00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:33,286 So, what is it, my little slice of angel food cake? 509 00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:36,506 Off of that... Saul, I've dated my share 510 00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:39,553 of dishonest men, so I want to be straight with you. 511 00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:42,164 This ain't working out for me.I see. 512 00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:44,906 Aw, damn it. Hey, Sam, I-I left my phone in the car. 513 00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:46,125 Sam! 514 00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:48,953 Honey, I'm glad you walked through that door 515 00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:51,608 and grateful for the time we had together. 516 00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:55,134 It's just, um, how do I put this? Uh... 517 00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:57,048 You think I'm clingy, don't you? 518 00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:58,267 That's exactly right. Well said. 519 00:18:58,398 --> 00:19:01,052 Damn it, Saul, you done done it again! 520 00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:04,012 You know, some ghosts theorize that us clingers 521 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,144 are doomed to this existence 522 00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:07,015 because we get too, um... attached. 523 00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:10,714 Can I get a magazine? 524 00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:12,673 A-Are they done talking? 525 00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:14,065 But I totally get it,Alberta, 526 00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:15,458 and I appreciate your honesty. 527 00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:17,678 I just wish I had known before I left Gene. 528 00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:19,854 I mean, that man took me to see the northern lights last year, 529 00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:23,510 and Jay's taken me to Sonic three times this weekend. 530 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,729 Oh, well, this is where having a Living you can talk to 531 00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:28,036 comes in handy. 532 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,995 You-you came all the way to Philly to give me an umbrella? 533 00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:31,822 I don't even think this is mine. 534 00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:33,259 Are you a hugger? 535 00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:34,477 I mean, I'm not owed because of the umbrella, 536 00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:36,392 but it would be a nice gesture. 537 00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:37,437 Oh, you don't have to do that. 538 00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:38,829 I'm already back on Gene now. 539 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:39,917 Come on, buddy. 540 00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:41,963 I don't... I...Come on. 541 00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:44,400 Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho. 542 00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:46,663 Now, that is a clinger. 543 00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:48,230 Ooh, I'm not really sure 544 00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:51,015 how long I'm supposed to stay here. 545 00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:58,066 Alone at last. Wait, we are alone, aren't we? 546 00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,459 Saul's definitely gone, right? 547 00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:00,677 Yes, Jay. 548 00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:03,376 You know, this whole thing with Saul and Alberta, 549 00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:04,986 it's just made me realize how lucky we are 550 00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:06,248 to have found each other. 551 00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:08,294 Hmm, we are really lucky. 552 00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:10,948 And it's pretty nice to have our bedroom back to ourselves. 553 00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:13,864 Okay. Hint received. 554 00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:15,692 Should I put on the sexy playlist? 555 00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:18,826 Oh, actually, I have something. 556 00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:21,481 Oh. 557 00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:23,396 Oh. Hey. 558 00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:24,919 Wocka, wocka. 559 00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:26,486 Wow, you like that? I do. 560 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,403 Hey, what's that funny thing sometimes you say 561 00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:31,882 from Crocodile Dundee? 562 00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:33,232 That's not a knife. 563 00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:34,798 This is a knife. 564 00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:36,278 Oh, crikey. 565 00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:37,584 Really? 566 00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:48,769 Captioning sponsored by CBS 567 00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:52,729 and TOYOTA. 568 00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:56,860 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org