1 00:00:07,924 --> 00:00:09,800 No one will biopsy my mole, 2 00:00:09,801 --> 00:00:11,635 so I need to upload myself so I don't die, 3 00:00:11,636 --> 00:00:13,721 but even they require Proof of Existence, 4 00:00:13,722 --> 00:00:15,472 which I don't want to get, 5 00:00:15,473 --> 00:00:18,142 so instead, I have to become an exception by being famous. 6 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:19,518 - Hello? - Hi. 7 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:21,020 Hey, how are you? 8 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,938 Okay, so I have an idea 9 00:00:22,939 --> 00:00:24,440 that I'm sure will make me an exception. 10 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:25,441 Do you wanna hear it? 11 00:00:25,442 --> 00:00:27,276 - I'm in a meeting. - Okay. 12 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:30,529 A couple of years ago, during a really harsh winter, 13 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:32,531 a dolphin got stuck in a canal in South Brooklyn. 14 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:33,866 Uh-huh. 15 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,784 It got trapped and everyone could see it. 16 00:00:35,785 --> 00:00:37,911 But the environmental laws meant to protect it 17 00:00:37,912 --> 00:00:40,414 stated that no one could help it without the proper permit. 18 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:42,916 Long story short, it ended up dying. 19 00:00:42,917 --> 00:00:46,003 And, well, I guess that's where this fun 20 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:47,964 family movie would end. 21 00:00:49,382 --> 00:00:50,382 What do you think? 22 00:00:50,383 --> 00:00:52,092 Hello? Hello? 23 00:00:52,093 --> 00:00:53,594 Hello, are you there? Do you like it? 24 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:55,012 What do you think? 25 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:58,766 What about something about your story? 26 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:00,893 That's my story through metaphor. 27 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,978 No, babe, no metaphors. 28 00:01:02,979 --> 00:01:05,981 Just big, sad speeches. 29 00:01:05,982 --> 00:01:09,276 Call it... Gaytino. 30 00:01:09,277 --> 00:01:11,570 Vanesja, Gaytinx. 31 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:14,323 Listen, do the credit card commercial, 32 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:18,952 get what you need out of it, and move on. 33 00:01:18,953 --> 00:01:20,871 Okay. 34 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:22,664 Okay, yeah. 35 00:01:22,665 --> 00:01:23,666 Okay. 36 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:26,127 Roll playback on beach. 37 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:31,924 And action. 38 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:34,134 Julio. Hi. 39 00:01:34,135 --> 00:01:37,889 So imagine you're on the beach and you're happy. 40 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:44,853 On the beach and you're happy. 41 00:01:44,854 --> 00:01:46,563 Jesus. 42 00:01:46,564 --> 00:01:48,315 His mouth is so tense. 43 00:01:48,316 --> 00:01:50,943 And it's like, you know, I don't get it. 44 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,486 Does he not love credit cards? 45 00:01:52,487 --> 00:01:53,737 It's a safe and convenient way to earn miles. 46 00:01:53,738 --> 00:01:56,282 I mean, that's the brief. It's not... okay. 47 00:01:58,076 --> 00:02:01,286 Julio, can we get a smile? 48 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:02,372 Uh, yeah. 49 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:07,626 Okay. 50 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:09,587 Less teeth. Like, uh... 51 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:14,091 Okay, can you bring in the green tape? 52 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:15,384 Amazing. Thank you. 53 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:18,095 Hi again. Um, do you... 54 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:19,180 Perfect. 55 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:24,686 Yes. That. No, it's like, joy. 56 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:29,398 Julio, your eyes are so, so fantastic 57 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:31,191 and energized and expressive. 58 00:02:31,192 --> 00:02:33,110 You know, we just wanna green screen something 59 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:34,446 that'll match that energy. 60 00:02:36,364 --> 00:02:38,240 From the top. 61 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:42,870 You are on the beach and you are very happy. 62 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:44,371 Hold it a little higher. 63 00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:46,582 Yes, great. 64 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:48,334 Like you're almost surprised. 65 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:49,543 Like money. 66 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:50,753 Stunning. 67 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:51,754 Great. 68 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:52,881 Incredible. 69 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:07,311 Many kind regards for this check in. 70 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:08,979 Yeah, hi, Pirulinpinpina. 71 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:12,024 I... ooh, wasn't expecting you to be slimy. 72 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,526 As manager of your socials, it is very important 73 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:17,071 communications goes backwards and forwards. 74 00:03:17,072 --> 00:03:19,656 Okay, I wanted to talk to you about this post 75 00:03:19,657 --> 00:03:20,617 that you made on my behalf. 76 00:03:20,618 --> 00:03:22,618 To grow followers and increase wealth! 77 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:24,161 Sure. 78 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:25,996 It's a picture of me sleeping and it says, 79 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:28,499 "Let's get this mondais right." 80 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,417 It was posted Wednesday at 3:00 a.m. 81 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:34,213 OK! Apologies for incident! Can-do quick fix! 82 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:35,798 Okay, I guess I just don't understand 83 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:38,467 what the point of that picture is. 84 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:39,760 Did you just post this? 85 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:42,971 Yes, all correct this time. Pirulinpinpina! 86 00:03:42,972 --> 00:03:45,349 "Many apologies for earlier mispost. 87 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:48,435 "A grave error on my part, as eyes were closed. 88 00:03:48,436 --> 00:03:49,561 "Please forgive. 89 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:50,979 "Let's get this Monday right. 90 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:54,858 It's Friday, eight twenty too pm." 91 00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:57,654 Pirulinpinpina, this doesn't sound like me at all. 92 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:01,408 Pirulinpinpina? 93 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:04,576 Kindly do not use TONE at me. 94 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:06,495 I'm not using tone with you. 95 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:07,538 Don't use tone with her. 96 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:09,873 I wasn't. I wasn't using tone. 97 00:04:09,874 --> 00:04:11,542 - Jesus. - Is Lord. 98 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:12,543 Amen! 99 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,337 Vanesja, are you sure this is gonna make me 100 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:17,047 an exception to Proof? 101 00:04:17,048 --> 00:04:18,674 I'm not sure about this, 102 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:23,137 but I have high hopes for the commercial. 103 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:24,221 Hold on. 104 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:25,515 Another client needs me. 105 00:04:27,183 --> 00:04:30,227 Hello, my dark star. 106 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:34,106 I have some big, bad news. 107 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:37,067 The poster for "Cunty Little Rich Kids" came out. 108 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:39,278 They went with the picture you don't like, 109 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:42,406 and the airline mishandled your luggage, 110 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:46,661 so you'll have to wear something of mine. 111 00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:50,998 Oh. 112 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:52,041 Wow. 113 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:53,375 Red suits you. 114 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:55,210 Yeah, everything suits me. 115 00:04:55,211 --> 00:04:59,548 Dustin, what's going on in that little head of yours? 116 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:00,633 I don't know. 117 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:09,768 Share. 118 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:14,772 I just feel like the world is so fucked up. 119 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:18,776 I've been on this show for, like, 15 fucking seasons 120 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:21,862 and, yeah, I make a shit-ton of money, right? 121 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:27,035 And I've got a house in Bali, PlayStation. 122 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:30,120 It all kicks ass. 123 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:32,164 But like, for what? 124 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:35,834 You want another PlayStation? 125 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:39,630 Yeah, if we could get that going, that'd be... no, no, no. 126 00:05:39,631 --> 00:05:41,298 Damn it. 127 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:43,300 I took the subway yesterday. 128 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:45,010 Dustin, why? 129 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:46,553 'Cause I don't wanna be in a car. 130 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:48,347 I wanna be out in the world. 131 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:51,308 I wanna be living and experiencing. 132 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:53,936 Anyway, the train was, like, super delayed, 133 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:56,105 and I started talking to this homeless man. 134 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:59,400 I said, hey, what's your name? 135 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:01,110 I'm Dustin. 136 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:02,945 And he said he had to take a shit, 137 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:05,781 and he said he couldn't, and I asked him why. 138 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:09,785 And he told me that he'd have to exit the station 139 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:11,453 in order to do that. 140 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:14,039 And re-entering, he'd have to pay money, and he can't. 141 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,708 And, like, in that moment, I like, 142 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:20,462 went into my, like, empathic trance. 143 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:22,924 And so I was just in his shoes... 144 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:26,677 Seeing his perspective. 145 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:30,598 It was like... 146 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:36,895 You know. And, like, I saw it. 147 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:39,440 I saw it from his point of view. 148 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:41,942 The world's not fucking fair. 149 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:43,777 And that's just one dude. 150 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:45,571 There's so many like him. 151 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:46,780 And what am I doing? 152 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:48,198 I should help. 153 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:53,037 'Cause why else... why else am I an artist 154 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:55,414 if not to make the world a better place? 155 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,791 We can use this. 156 00:06:57,792 --> 00:07:01,879 We can do an interview 157 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,797 with "Teen Vogue." 158 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:07,009 "Teen Vogue." I'm fucking 39 years old! 159 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:08,302 The fuck. 160 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:10,888 Don't share that. 161 00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:12,640 You don't even get it. 162 00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:16,811 You're just a suit. 163 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:22,191 Big, corporate, powerful suit lady. 164 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:26,529 You don't care about the problems of people. 165 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:34,703 The next L train will arrive in 178 minutes. 166 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:36,914 Fuck my life. 167 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:38,291 I hate New York. 168 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:41,669 - Oh, my God. - What? 169 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:43,379 It's my roommate. Don't look. 170 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,464 Oh, like, one of the little ones? 171 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:46,924 Yeah. 172 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:48,050 Vibes bad? 173 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:49,677 Oh, my God. 174 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:51,053 I didn't tell you what happened. 175 00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:52,721 Mm-mm. 176 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:55,349 Okay, so at first, 177 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:56,684 things were pretty chill, right? 178 00:07:56,685 --> 00:07:57,769 Yeah. 179 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:02,564 When she moved in, she said she had some cousins 180 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:03,607 that were gonna come. 181 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:04,817 Not cousins. 182 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,276 Nothing's ever good when they bring cousins. 183 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:08,071 - And could they stay with us? - Ew. 184 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,406 They're really nice! You'll love them! 185 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:12,783 And I was like, yeah, okay, whatever. 186 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:14,326 I mean, you're so tiny. Who cares, right? 187 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:15,536 Right. 188 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:17,788 So they come, and there's like nine of them. 189 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:18,914 Again, no big deal. 190 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:19,999 Right, 'cause they're so small. 191 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,875 Right. And I don't know, I figured 192 00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:23,752 they're gonna go see the Statue of Liberty, 193 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:25,629 - be out and about, whatever. - Sure. 194 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:28,132 But then one night they're like, hey, 195 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:29,550 what should we do tomorrow? 196 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:31,677 And I'm like, have you ever been to the Met? 197 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:32,595 And they're like... 198 00:08:32,596 --> 00:08:35,139 Kindly suggest something else. That is against religion. 199 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:36,181 Wait, what? 200 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:37,474 I don't know, they're like, 201 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:39,643 strangely Christian, like, evangelist. 202 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:40,769 I don't know, whatever. 203 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:42,396 It's annoying, but I figure they'll go soon. 204 00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:44,690 Oh, also, they're obsessed with pizza? 205 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:46,150 What, do they, like, eat your pizza? 206 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:47,484 Not like that, no. 207 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:48,944 It's like I bring pizza home, 208 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:50,404 and they run out with little cameras 209 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:52,281 and take pictures of the pizza. 210 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:53,490 Pizza! Pizza! 211 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:54,575 Oh my god, pizza!! 212 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:55,493 Pizza! Yay pizza!! 213 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:56,411 Take a picture! Pizza! 214 00:08:56,412 --> 00:08:57,703 That's horrifying. 215 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,163 Anyway, later, 216 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:02,374 Pirulinpinpina's like, hey, can they move in? 217 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,792 - No. - Yeah. 218 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,210 She's so freaking tacky. 219 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:07,338 And I'm like, what? Right? 220 00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:08,422 And she's like... 221 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:09,840 But your rent will go down! 222 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:11,467 We take up no space! 223 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:14,428 So I'm kind of like, yeah, okay, whatever. 224 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:19,350 But what I didn't know is that they, uh, multiply. 225 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:20,893 Do they, like, reproduce? 226 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,519 It's not a sex thing. 227 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:25,773 It's just like, more of them arrive. 228 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:27,524 So anyway, now there's, like, 50 of them. 229 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:28,984 - 50? - Yeah. 230 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:29,903 There's 50? 231 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:30,820 Faster! Faster! 232 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:31,738 Hoorayyyy!!! 233 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:32,655 Weeeeeee! 234 00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:34,491 Take us into the living room!! 235 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:37,326 And some of them are gay. 236 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:38,911 Living for that. 237 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,704 Yeah, it's, like, impossible to get on Grindr 238 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:42,414 because the whole grid is little ones. 239 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:46,002 Anyway, one night I'm doing my go-go shift at Metro. 240 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:53,425 And I see the cutie from the gym. 241 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,760 Ooh, the one with the big lips? 242 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,303 - Mm-hmm. - He's cute. 243 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:57,513 Mm-hmm. And I'm making eyes at him. 244 00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,640 He's making eyes at me. We're, like, vibing, right? 245 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:00,808 Mm-hmm. 246 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:02,602 So I invite him home. 247 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:15,030 Can I get you anything? 248 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:16,365 I'm starving. 249 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:17,700 We should have grabbed some pizza. 250 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:18,826 Pizza? 251 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,285 Pizza! Pizza! 252 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,371 Who are these? 253 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:24,248 These are the little ones. They're my roommates. 254 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:26,333 Uh, they're from Wisconsin. 255 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:27,252 They love pizza. 256 00:10:27,253 --> 00:10:30,839 Pizza? 257 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:32,631 Guys, come on. I got company. 258 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,466 - TV! - Oh, shit. 259 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,552 You guys watch "True Women of New York"? 260 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:37,970 Guys, come on. 261 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,514 So at this point, we're having, like, a little party, 262 00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:42,141 like drinks, whatever. 263 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,309 So I decided to take this time to go and douche. 264 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,603 - Douche for that guy? - Yeah. 265 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,564 Okay, not the vibes I was getting, but work. 266 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:51,191 So anyway, I'm in the bathroom for a while, 267 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,944 and the party's still going on outside, so it's no big deal. 268 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:59,575 But then I hear the party stop, so I go outside. 269 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:00,702 Diego? 270 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:12,255 Diego? 271 00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:16,550 Oh, I see. 272 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:18,219 Mm. Pizza. 273 00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:22,765 I walk into the master bedroom. 274 00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:24,600 Diego? 275 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:25,684 Were they, like... 276 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,353 Hey. 277 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:30,482 I don't even wanna tell you, but he's like, come here. 278 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:33,650 What did you say? 279 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:35,611 I'm good. 280 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:38,365 I'm gonna be in the living room. 281 00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:42,034 Call them out on their bullshit. 282 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,285 Yeah, okay. You're right. 283 00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:46,038 Did you say, hey, don't fuck the guys I bring home? 284 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,247 Yeah. 285 00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:49,625 So what did you say? 286 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:50,793 Pizza, pizza. 287 00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:52,211 Pizza! Pizza! 288 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,505 No. No. 289 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:56,507 But we haven't seen pizza in weeks! Please??? 290 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:59,343 Look, I feel like some of you think 291 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:01,637 that because we share a space 292 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:05,474 that maybe I'm down to share everything. 293 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:08,018 And I guess normally that's true. 294 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:11,313 It's just that I... I don't know. 295 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:16,110 It hurts my feelings to feel so invisible among you sometimes. 296 00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:18,195 And I don't want the vibe to be toxic. 297 00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:21,407 And, you know, I don't want you guys to feel like 298 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,741 it isn't your safe space, 299 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,243 because it's also my safe space, 300 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:29,331 and I wanna be able to share, but I can't share everything. 301 00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:31,835 I don't know. I hope that makes sense. 302 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,838 Are we good? 303 00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:37,424 Babe. 304 00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:41,176 Wait, did you guys get tickets? 305 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:42,511 Can I still get some? 306 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:44,013 I'll ask them to list you. 307 00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:45,724 Oh, Jesus. 308 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:48,517 Hey. 309 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:50,144 Hey, man. 310 00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:51,687 Hey. 311 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:54,189 Yeah, I know. Let's take a cab. 312 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,401 - Come on. - Bye, Diego. 313 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:01,780 Next up, Gina and Bibo. 314 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,158 And you'll do a scene from "Marriage Story." 315 00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:05,994 "Marriage Story," yes. 316 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:11,041 - Could I get a minute? - Yeah, take your time. 317 00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:14,044 Okay. 318 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,631 Your hair is fine, Gina. 319 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,557 You always hated me. 320 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:30,559 That's not true, dot, dot, dot. 321 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,102 That was never true, dot. 322 00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,563 What are you talking about, question mark. 323 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,940 You are my wife, dot. 324 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,317 Okay, let's stop. 325 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:41,153 I'm sorry, did you have a note? 326 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,363 Um. 327 00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,240 What's the feedback? 328 00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:47,868 I just see robot. 329 00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:52,831 I see a robot pretending to love this woman. 330 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:56,210 And because you are giving nothing but robot, 331 00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:59,089 you are forcing her to overact. 332 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,343 Is everything okay? 333 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,638 - See you later, Bibo. - Bibo. 334 00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:09,807 Bibo. 335 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:10,891 Do you know about the dress? 336 00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:13,811 The 2017 viral image featuring a dress 337 00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:15,187 that was blue and black to some, 338 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,314 - white and gold to others. - Yes. 339 00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:21,151 The dress isn't one thing and then another thing. 340 00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:23,946 The dress can be more than one thing at once. 341 00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:29,076 You can be a robot and an actor. 342 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:35,077 Maybe just use your robotness to be... 343 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,710 an actor. 344 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:41,005 It's grown. It's definitely grown. 345 00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:43,216 I bet WebMD is gonna be really comforting. 346 00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:50,181 Oh, what is this? 347 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:56,311 Oh, good, good, good, good, good. 348 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,313 I bet I'm gonna have this online doctor's 349 00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,733 undivided attention. 350 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,918 What is it? 351 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:22,963 Fuck. 352 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:32,014 Um, it looks fine. 353 00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:33,932 Hey, lady, you can't be doing that here. 354 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,352 Get up. Come on. 355 00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:38,104 - Gotta get up. - No. 356 00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:41,357 Fuck. 357 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:44,443 I pressed the wrong thing. 358 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,613 Whatever. It's just a biopsy. 359 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:06,590 Oh, Jesus, a scalpel. Okay, it's gonna hurt. 360 00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:08,509 Please, I'm working on getting an exception for Proof, 361 00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:09,843 but I don't know that I have a lot of time. 362 00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,929 My doctor's actually worried, and he ordered a biopsy. 363 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:14,056 Well, not the doctor, but the person on the app 364 00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:16,976 who I think are technically doctors, and I, um... 365 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:23,525 What's that sound? 366 00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:32,074 What's this? 367 00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:34,235 This shipwreck on a reef encrusted with little oysters? 368 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:40,207 It's missing an oyster. 369 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,668 Yeah, it's an old family heirloom. 370 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:46,256 Priceless, but worthless without that missing piece. 371 00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,678 I think I know where it is. 372 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:56,224 If I bring it to you, do you think you could upload me? 373 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:02,397 We could pay off Dad's bills with that money. 374 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,860 - All of them? - Yeah. 375 00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:15,659 Fine. 376 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:18,203 You bring the oyster, you don't need the Proof. 377 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:21,040 Great. How hard can it be? 378 00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:26,212 To find a tiny mini... 379 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:40,684 Tabitha, those books are forbidden. 380 00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:42,978 - Hey, slut. - Not this green wig. 381 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,438 It's not a wig. It's natural. 382 00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:47,024 I'm dead. You're an icon and I love you. 383 00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:48,025 Mwah, mwah. 384 00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,568 Meet my friends. Meet my friends. 385 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,779 It's Tyler, Ryan, Ryan, and Jason. 386 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:52,863 Do you want a drink, babe? 387 00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:54,948 Yeah. You know what I like. 388 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,785 Okey dokey. 389 00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:02,373 Unlock the power of natural... 390 00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:04,750 Ugh, someone made a fake profile of me again. 391 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,794 Well, that's how you know that you've made it. 392 00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:08,295 That happens to me all the time. 393 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:11,340 Oh, are you, like, an actor or something? 394 00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:13,467 I'm like an actor, yeah. 395 00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:15,260 Yeah, Trish is a whole thing. 396 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,428 What have you been in? 397 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,555 "That Time We Were There" on Amazon, 398 00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:20,182 "Summer's Only Once a Year" on Netflix, 399 00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:22,184 "The Tooth Fairy" remake on Zappos. 400 00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:24,854 - Lots of stuff. - I'll have to check it out. 401 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,315 Hi, Emily. Luis here. 402 00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:29,775 Here's the fan art you commissioned. 403 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:33,278 Always available if you want more. 404 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,613 Thanks, Luis. 405 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:38,243 Kindly, Emily, manager and publicist for Trish. 406 00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:44,373 Trish's number one fan here. 407 00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:46,710 Check out this piece I made in honor of my muse. 408 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:51,589 And I admire that because it's a lifestyle. 409 00:18:54,509 --> 00:18:55,592 Wow. 410 00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:57,511 Always so surprised and honored by my fans. 411 00:18:57,512 --> 00:18:59,013 My life is so crazy. 412 00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:01,598 I can't believe I inspire real fans unprompted 413 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,268 to make fan art of me. 414 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:07,271 Oh, my God, Trish, the thing you just reposted. 415 00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:08,689 Let me see. 416 00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:11,692 "The Glenda we all deserve." 417 00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:13,902 Shots fired. 418 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:16,196 - Who made that? - @TrishFanboy. 419 00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:18,616 Trish is so famous, she has fan accounts. 420 00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,537 Well, diamonds are a girl's best friend. 421 00:19:23,538 --> 00:19:25,456 Yeah, if they're real. 422 00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:27,583 She's so stupid. 423 00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:29,377 Yeah, she's stupid. 424 00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:32,755 Ugh, I wanna go there. 425 00:19:32,756 --> 00:19:34,423 That's my dream place. 426 00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:36,092 I've been there. 427 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,511 - Gay icon. - Gagging for my queen. 428 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:40,846 Slay. 429 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,389 Oh, my God, Trish is so iconic. 430 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,266 Honey, the queen has arrived. 431 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,185 Hey, @TrishFanboy, this is Luis. 432 00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,644 I was commissioned by Trish's team 433 00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:49,271 to make this art for a charity. 434 00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:51,482 Please tag me whenever you repost. 435 00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:52,817 Thanks. 436 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,659 Hi, Luis, Emily again. 437 00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:04,495 You are not allowed to promote your services 438 00:20:04,496 --> 00:20:05,954 using the work we commissioned from you. 439 00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,456 Those were for charity. 440 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,208 Unfortunately, we will not be able 441 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:10,959 to compensate you for this piece. 442 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,670 I can't think about this right now. 443 00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:14,922 I've got a lunch tomorrow with some of the city's 444 00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:16,799 biggest movers and shakers. 445 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,175 Last night I was thinking... 446 00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:19,635 What charity? 447 00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:22,262 They're only posted by some random fan account. 448 00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:27,935 Wait, is she the fan account? 449 00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:29,978 To eavesdrop on personal, private conversation 450 00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:32,356 between friends. 451 00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:35,068 Wait, so she paid for her own fan art? 452 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:40,740 Yeah, and I have receipts. 453 00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:58,465 Bitch. 454 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,176 Oh, my God. 455 00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:02,511 OMG, Trish, you missed it. 456 00:21:02,512 --> 00:21:03,846 Rewind for Trish. 457 00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:05,139 Hey, rewind it. 458 00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:06,850 Derrick, it's live. 459 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:13,939 You can keep blocking me, 460 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,859 but I'll just keep making new accounts. 461 00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:18,569 Have you guys ever had an online stalker? 462 00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:20,529 Is someone stalking you? 463 00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:22,698 Oh, no, not me. I'm helping a friend out. 464 00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:24,158 He has this, like, crazy guy that 465 00:21:24,159 --> 00:21:25,284 keeps making fake accounts. 466 00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,077 Some homophobic psycho. 467 00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:28,996 That's so nice of you to help him out. 468 00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:31,248 I mean, he could just make his account private. 469 00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:33,000 No, he wants to be seen. 470 00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:35,586 How do you get them to stop making new accounts? 471 00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:37,504 I don't think you can. 472 00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:39,257 It's so toxic. 473 00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:43,344 Wait, is she blocking people now? 474 00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:45,262 Hey, Luis, DM me. 475 00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:47,890 I knew it. This girl isn't even famous. 476 00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:49,224 Is she serious? 477 00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:50,352 This is actually... 478 00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:55,189 Hey, Derrick, can I talk to you for a second? 479 00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:57,983 Sure. 480 00:21:57,984 --> 00:21:59,276 BRB. 481 00:21:59,277 --> 00:22:01,153 Let me know what happens. 482 00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:02,613 You okay? What's up? 483 00:22:02,614 --> 00:22:04,656 I need you to help me block someone, like, permanently. 484 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:05,991 This is for your friend? 485 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:07,201 Yeah, I need you to ask Jeremy. 486 00:22:07,202 --> 00:22:09,119 - Jeremy? - Your fucking boyfriend? 487 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:10,871 - He works at Facebook now. - Uh-huh. 488 00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:13,165 I need him to block them. They keep making accounts. 489 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:14,375 I need to block them from, like, 490 00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:15,459 their IP address or something. I don't fucking know. 491 00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:17,211 What is this about? 492 00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:19,380 - I'm this. - Uh-huh. 493 00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:21,298 No, listen, I'm the fan account. 494 00:22:21,299 --> 00:22:22,883 - You drew this? - No. 495 00:22:22,884 --> 00:22:24,343 - My manager commissioned it. - Why? 496 00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:25,636 She fucked up. 497 00:22:25,637 --> 00:22:26,804 She found this guy on I don't know where 498 00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:28,639 to make a fan art of me for the fan account. 499 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:31,558 So this fan account is run by you? 500 00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:33,560 Everyone does it. Everyone does. 501 00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:36,105 I'm iconic. Look at me. I'm a whole thing. 502 00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:37,439 But this is not a real fan. 503 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,649 But the art inspires a lot of people. 504 00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:40,192 To make art of you? 505 00:22:40,193 --> 00:22:42,027 Yes, but now the artist is telling people. 506 00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:43,320 Now people know. 507 00:22:43,321 --> 00:22:44,446 But not if we permanently block him. 508 00:22:44,447 --> 00:22:45,698 - Who made this? - Some kid. 509 00:22:45,699 --> 00:22:46,782 I don't know. Emily found him. 510 00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:49,076 - Emily? - My fucking manager. 511 00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:50,452 She keeps doing this. 512 00:22:50,453 --> 00:22:51,912 She's obsessed. 513 00:22:51,913 --> 00:22:53,247 She wants to "Single White Female" me. 514 00:22:53,248 --> 00:22:54,456 Emily what? 515 00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:56,417 What if all the gays turn on me? 516 00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:57,960 - Emily what? - What? 517 00:22:57,961 --> 00:23:00,005 What is your manager's last name? 518 00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:05,092 Oh. Trish. 519 00:23:05,093 --> 00:23:07,761 And the Red Nose Day issue? 520 00:23:07,762 --> 00:23:10,806 The GoFundMe for that kid? 521 00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:13,058 I knew it. I fucking knew it. 522 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:15,436 No one is posting fake photos of you. 523 00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:17,187 No one's catfishing as you. 524 00:23:17,188 --> 00:23:19,231 Baby, are you on crack? 525 00:23:19,232 --> 00:23:22,317 What is wrong with you? You're not famous. 526 00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:24,194 You're paying people to make fan art of you. 527 00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:26,948 I'm dead. I'm literally freaking dead. 528 00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:43,882 I'm iconic. 529 00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:47,593 I'm... I'm iconic. 530 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:49,845 Iconic. 531 00:23:49,846 --> 00:23:51,847 Everyone's obsessed with me. 532 00:23:51,848 --> 00:23:55,060 Everyone's obsessed because I'm iconic. 533 00:23:58,021 --> 00:23:59,189 Thanks. 534 00:24:02,901 --> 00:24:07,780 The next L train will arrive in 248 minutes. 535 00:24:07,781 --> 00:24:10,366 Hey, I'm worried about Derrick's drinking. 536 00:24:10,367 --> 00:24:12,493 He was really sloppy when I left. 537 00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:13,912 He could have really hurt himself. 538 00:24:28,927 --> 00:24:33,097 Martine. 539 00:24:33,098 --> 00:24:35,599 Martine! 540 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,394 Oh, my God. 541 00:24:38,395 --> 00:24:40,104 God, you didn't hear me? 542 00:24:40,105 --> 00:24:42,189 I was just calling your name, like, three times. 543 00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:43,982 What... gosh. Oh. 544 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:45,984 Are you still in performance? 545 00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:48,737 What was it? Um... Vanessa, right? 546 00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:53,283 Vanesja with a J. Like the hotels. 547 00:24:53,284 --> 00:24:55,577 Sure. Right. Gosh. 548 00:24:55,578 --> 00:24:57,788 You took my course years ago. 549 00:24:57,789 --> 00:24:59,915 You know, I was so riveted when I heard 550 00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:03,544 you were so committed to your thesis. 551 00:25:03,545 --> 00:25:06,213 But some people are like, oh, yeah, no, I don't think 552 00:25:06,214 --> 00:25:07,840 she's in performance anymore. 553 00:25:07,841 --> 00:25:10,384 I think she's genuinely an agent. 554 00:25:10,385 --> 00:25:12,971 But that's not true, is it? 555 00:25:15,682 --> 00:25:17,850 Huh. 556 00:25:17,851 --> 00:25:20,519 You're not prolonging your performance piece 557 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,272 'cause you're scared of graduating with an arts degree 558 00:25:23,273 --> 00:25:25,983 and not having money or insurance 559 00:25:25,984 --> 00:25:29,528 or qualifying for Proof of Existence, right? 560 00:25:29,529 --> 00:25:31,697 I mean, you're not having your cake 561 00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:33,658 and eating it too, are you? 562 00:25:36,286 --> 00:25:37,911 - I have to go. - Sure. 563 00:25:37,912 --> 00:25:42,624 Yeah, I have a very important cli... client. 564 00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:44,626 - Client. - Waiting. 565 00:25:44,627 --> 00:25:45,711 Sure. 566 00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:48,339 Very nice. 567 00:25:48,340 --> 00:25:51,342 You know, Vanesja, like the hotels, 568 00:25:51,343 --> 00:25:53,135 the job of the artist is to make people 569 00:25:53,136 --> 00:25:55,012 see things in a different way. 570 00:25:55,013 --> 00:25:58,891 How does this performance change anything? 571 00:25:58,892 --> 00:26:01,602 Just something for you to go home and munch on. 572 00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:03,020 All right? 573 00:26:03,021 --> 00:26:04,188 I'm not gonna wait for the bus anymore. 574 00:26:04,189 --> 00:26:06,398 I think I'm gonna walk. 575 00:26:06,399 --> 00:26:09,193 You can't even walk in those shoes, can you? 576 00:26:09,194 --> 00:26:13,030 You're weak. You're weak. 577 00:26:13,031 --> 00:26:14,491 Excuse me. 578 00:26:17,202 --> 00:26:19,703 I should help. 579 00:26:19,704 --> 00:26:21,538 Why else am I an artist 580 00:26:21,539 --> 00:26:24,626 if not to make the world a better place? 581 00:26:40,684 --> 00:26:41,725 Hey, babe? 582 00:26:41,726 --> 00:26:43,352 Hey. Hi. 583 00:26:43,353 --> 00:26:46,355 Sorry, I'm... I'm sort of in the middle of something. 584 00:26:46,356 --> 00:26:48,607 I... I finally got a biopsy, 585 00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:52,861 and the, uh, the... the doctor seems kind of worried. 586 00:26:52,862 --> 00:26:55,864 Aw, listen, I think we're gonna have to find 587 00:26:55,865 --> 00:26:58,951 another way to get you an exception. 588 00:26:58,952 --> 00:27:00,494 Wait, why? 589 00:27:00,495 --> 00:27:04,957 Well, it's just, you look amazing in the photo, 590 00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:08,293 but, um... 591 00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:10,671 it's just not your face. 592 00:27:10,672 --> 00:27:13,382 So I think our only option now is to pitch Zappos 593 00:27:13,383 --> 00:27:14,800 that idea of yours. 594 00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:16,802 You know, the how I... 595 00:27:16,803 --> 00:27:18,387 No, no. There is no way. 596 00:27:18,388 --> 00:27:21,182 I will not be selling out. Thank you. 597 00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:23,851 Hello. 598 00:27:23,852 --> 00:27:25,019 I hear you have an idea for a show for us. 599 00:27:25,020 --> 00:27:26,603 I do, and I am very excited 600 00:27:26,604 --> 00:27:27,771 to be sharing it with you today. 601 00:27:27,772 --> 00:27:29,940 Okay, so remakes are very in right now, right? 602 00:27:29,941 --> 00:27:31,900 Right, right, right. Okay, give it to me. 603 00:27:31,901 --> 00:27:33,652 Feed me. Feed Susana. 604 00:27:33,653 --> 00:27:37,448 Okay, so how about a remake of "The Lion King"? 605 00:27:37,449 --> 00:27:41,660 Uh, this remake stars a zebra, just, like, a random zebra 606 00:27:41,661 --> 00:27:42,911 that otherwise would be considered 607 00:27:42,912 --> 00:27:44,621 an extra in the movie. 608 00:27:44,622 --> 00:27:46,999 But this zebra is like, wait, why are lions our leaders? 609 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,876 Who elected them the leaders? 610 00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:52,087 Why do we have to bow down to them and get eaten by them? 611 00:27:52,088 --> 00:27:54,631 So then the zebra leads the revolution, 612 00:27:54,632 --> 00:27:57,051 but then the zebra does end up getting eaten. 613 00:27:57,052 --> 00:28:01,013 But as the zebra lays dying, looking up into the heavens 614 00:28:01,014 --> 00:28:03,640 with, like, maybe, like, the sun reflected on his eye 615 00:28:03,641 --> 00:28:07,436 and thinking, well, you know, at least I tried. 616 00:28:07,437 --> 00:28:08,980 Ugh! Cut the bullshit. 617 00:28:10,023 --> 00:28:12,107 - Hmm? - Huh? 618 00:28:12,108 --> 00:28:14,818 Cut the bullshit. 619 00:28:14,819 --> 00:28:16,779 You know what we want, and we know what you want. 620 00:28:16,780 --> 00:28:19,114 You need a little piece of paper that says you don't need 621 00:28:19,115 --> 00:28:20,824 another little piece of paper. 622 00:28:20,825 --> 00:28:22,284 If you don't sell a show, 623 00:28:22,285 --> 00:28:24,536 you don't get exception from Proof of Existence, 624 00:28:24,537 --> 00:28:26,955 and you don't get to upload yourself. 625 00:28:26,956 --> 00:28:27,956 That's right. 626 00:28:27,957 --> 00:28:29,958 I got your medical records. 627 00:28:29,959 --> 00:28:33,587 Zappos level intel. 628 00:28:33,588 --> 00:28:36,423 I know you're expecting bad news, and selling a show 629 00:28:36,424 --> 00:28:38,258 is the only way to become incorporeal, 630 00:28:38,259 --> 00:28:40,678 given that your little oyster is at the bottom of the sea. 631 00:28:40,679 --> 00:28:44,723 So let's quit playing games, huh? 632 00:28:44,724 --> 00:28:46,975 Grow up. Give us what we want. 633 00:28:46,976 --> 00:28:48,435 Give us your trauma. 634 00:28:48,436 --> 00:28:49,978 Give it to us funny. 635 00:28:49,979 --> 00:28:54,316 Give it to us en espanol, por favor. 636 00:28:54,317 --> 00:28:58,696 Okay, well, I do have an idea in case of emergency. 637 00:28:58,697 --> 00:29:00,155 Mm-hmm. Yes? 638 00:29:00,156 --> 00:29:02,741 I was hoping I would never have to use. 639 00:29:02,742 --> 00:29:05,036 Mm-hmm. Say it. 640 00:29:06,329 --> 00:29:08,831 It's a script titled... 641 00:29:08,832 --> 00:29:09,958 Well, say it. 642 00:29:22,387 --> 00:29:23,847 That's a show. 643 00:29:28,435 --> 00:29:29,477 Okay.