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[TV static drones]

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[bright tone]

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I'm a little teapot,
scalding hot.

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Here is my handle.

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Here...
- Sorry, sorry.

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I just really don't want to
do the credit card commercial.

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But this always works.

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What if I become an exception
doing something else?

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Like, um...

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like a master class
on hand acting.

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Handing out a check
for a dirty job.

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[mysterious music]

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Putting an end to it and finally

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signing the divorce papers.

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The death of a wise elder.

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[whispering] Protect the girl.

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Receiving upsetting
news from the henchman.

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Got away, boss.

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♪ ♪

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Making sure he
drinks the poison.

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♪ ♪

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That's not going to
make you an exception.

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♪ ♪

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[sighs]

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Do the credit card commercial.

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They're woke, and
they're called Cha-Ching,

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and representation matters.

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Sure.

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And I think I actually
made a good point earlier.

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No.

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All these men and their numbers.

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There's just too many cocktails.

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Ah, yes.

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Big banks need your
voice, because, like,

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if not you, then some person

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who's not gonna advocate
for change or rights.

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And did I mention
representation matters?

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They're funded by ExxonMobil.

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Oh, my God.

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[sighs] Julio, I'm trying.

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OK, I've got another gig,

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but it's a big kahuna.

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It's for a superhero
produced by Zappos.

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Another remake.

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I mean, would I
even have a chance

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for something like that?

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The superhero thingy?

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Of course you do.
- [sighs]

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What does one need to get
cast in those things, anyway?

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To, like, be a superhero?

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I don't know.

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Like, a shit ton of followers,

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rock hard abs,
and a rhinoplasty.

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Ugh, see?

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Wow,

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Slay,

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Courage,

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Brave,

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Bravocity.

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Those are their names?

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Well, I slayed
Gramore's entire army

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with the sword of wisdom

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while Maverick was cowering
in the command center.

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[dramatic music]

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Stay victorious.
Stay victorious.

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I never imagined myself
playing a superhero.

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Stay victorious.

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This character, a
down-on-her-luck historian,

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ends up reading the
Constitution backwards.

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Now I guess she can shoot
lasers out of her eyes.

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She's supposedly bisexual,

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which is addressed by

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a little rainbow flag
pin on her jacket,

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digitally deleted in
select foreign markets.

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The movies are a
billion-dollar industry,

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but I'm not in the movies.

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I play her in the theme park.

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Welcome to the
Superhuman Universe,

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presented by Zappos.

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[bright music]

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We've got Madame Victory.

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♪ ♪

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Stay victorious.

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Hey, Madam Victory.

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Must have hurt when Gramore
struck you with the axe.

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Not as much as it hurt him

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when I destroyed
his entire army.

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I went to Juilliard.

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Uh, can we...

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I had to move back to Florida

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because my mother got sick.

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I kept thinking I should write

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and make opportunities
for myself as an actor,

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but this job was so uninspiring.

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I was so tired of dealing
with Madame Victory's fans,

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who you would think
were mostly kids,

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but were, in fact,
grown-ups with jobs

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and driver's licenses

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and back-of-knee sweat
and prescriptions.

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It was all so tedious...

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until I met Carl.

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Hi. Afternoon, Madame Victory.

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How's your day going?

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Well, I slayed
Gramore's entire army

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with the sword of wisdom

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while Maverick was cowering
in the command center.

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[chuckles] That's so awesome.

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I just wanted to say
thanks for all that you do.

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Carl is bisexual,
like Madame Victory.

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He's hung up on this idea that
Madame Victory represents him,

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that her existing makes
his existence easier,

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that the films, the merch,
the park, the brand...

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that it's all a form
of social progress,

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of activism.

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He sparked something in me,

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something that made me
want to write again.

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I wear as part of, you know,
the medallion holders' perks.

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His passion is overwhelming.

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I couldn't get enough.

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When the park is
actually closed,

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but those are some of the times

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when I want to come to the
park the most, actually.

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And I wish that I
could come to the park

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on Thanksgiving, a lot.

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Um, but yeah, I just didn't
feel like I belonged before.

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And now I do, thanks to you.

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Stay victorious.

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Carl is a manager
at a Best Buy nearby

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but spends all of his
free time at the park.

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I got his full name
from his credit card...

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Scrambled eggs and
hash browns, please.

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While I was serving
him at my second job.

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Hi.

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He did not recognize me.

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He could only see
Madame Victory,

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and I could only see him.

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Hey, YouTube.

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Welcome to Carl's
Collectible Corner

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with me, Carl.

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Have we got a figurine for you.

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This is the...

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He's worked as a manager at
Best Buy for seven years,

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but keeps applying
to be a manager

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at the Superhuman Flagship
Superstore inside the park.

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Working for the Superhuman
Flagship Superstore

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has been a dream of mine
for quite some time,

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but once again, I heard
back that they are

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unfortunately not
taking team members

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at the managerial level.

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An important part
of the application

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is a little essay
portion where applicants

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are supposed to tell
their unique story

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to, well, sell themselves.

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My story wasn't unique
or impactful enough,

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and that's OK.

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I'm staying victorious.

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[soft music]

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Now, my thoughts
about the incredible

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Dr. Danger Easter... ah, fuck.

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♪ ♪

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So how are you doing, mortal?

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Me?

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Oh, staying victorious.

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That's good.

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Life's challenges
can be very draining.

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Yeah.

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I wish I was like you.

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Hey, what did it feel
like when it seemed like

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you weren't going to be
able to defeat Gramore?

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I was really fucking sad.

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I stayed victorious. [laughs]

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You were so clever.

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When you realized Gramore
had the victory bell

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inside of his meteor,
which was equipped with

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an anti-power shield, you
relinquished your power

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so that you could infiltrate
as a regular human.

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That was so smart.

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Yeah, right.

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When life knocks you down,

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it's time to get smart,

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even if that means
surrendering something

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you think you needed.

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Yeah, yes.

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So taking a page
from Madame Victory,

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I will not be giving up.

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Instead, like her, I
will relinquish my power

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as a manager and be applying for

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an entry-level
stockroom position.

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It was a significant pay cut
from salary back to hourly.

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And what's worse,

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Carl did not excel
in the stockroom.

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His hours were cut gradually,

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and after months, he was let go.

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I want to thank you

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for following me
along on my journey.

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You all have been so helpful.

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He was told that his story
was simply not unique enough.

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Carl, wait.

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I obviously disagreed.

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A movie?

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Or a play or a short.

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I thought we could
just brainstorm

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and see where the
writing takes us.

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I think you have a
really compelling story,

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Carl, and I mean it.

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So you would play me in this?

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No, I don't think so.

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I think I'd play myself
or a version of myself.

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It's really hard here
as an actor in Florida.

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You have to create
your own opportunities.

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You can't just sit around
waiting for an audition.

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And I know that you
really like storytelling,

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so I thought, why not try?

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I can't act.

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Oh, that's OK.

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Let's not get
ahead of ourselves.

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Let's just focus on the writing.

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Maybe I... or the
character that's like me...

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could be unique.

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Mm-hmm.

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Yeah, he is.

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So elaborate on that.

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Or maybe your character,

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she's special, but she
doesn't know it yet.

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OK.

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Yeah, she thinks she just,
like, works at a theme park,

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but part-time, she's
an archaeologist,

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and she goes on a dig,

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and she finds the Constitution,

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and then she reads it backwards,

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which gives her powers.

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Like... like Madame Victory?

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Well, like, yeah.

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Maybe there are no superheroes.

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What do you mean?

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Like, it's real people.

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Yeah, it's real people
until one day...

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No, no.

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Sorry to interrupt, but no.

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What if there are no
superpowers at all?

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Well, then Superhuman
Studios won't like it.

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Yeah, well, we're not
making this for them.

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What do you mean?

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This is not for that company.

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I don't understand.

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Think of the core reason
why you like those stories.

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- They inspire me.
- Great.

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What do they inspire you to do?

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They inspire me to
watch the movies.

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OK, what do the
movies inspire in you?

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They inspire me to get inspired.

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This is really good.

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If we can wow them,

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we could become high
power executives

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and shape the
Superhuman universe.

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No, Carl. No.

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Look at me.

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Put that out of your mind.

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Ignore them. OK?

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There's a whole other
world of stories.

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Stories like mine?

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Yes, yes.

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That you want for yourself

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because you think
you have no story?

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I know you think you're
just a waitress in Florida

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and that your story
is not unique,

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but you are special, OK?

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And if you work hard enough
and you try and you persevere,

269
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you, too, can work for
the Superhuman Studios.

270
00:10:32,374 --> 00:10:33,637
Stay victorious.

271
00:10:42,150 --> 00:10:46,619
So yeah, they want
you for "Super Chico,"

272
00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:50,422
"the first queer,
5'8" Latinx superhero

273
00:10:50,491 --> 00:10:54,226
on a straight-to-streaming
series.

274
00:10:54,295 --> 00:10:56,465
Hell! Hell on Earth.

275
00:11:00,801 --> 00:11:03,268
Julio, your new social
media consultant is here.

276
00:11:03,337 --> 00:11:05,304
She's helped many
people get exceptions

277
00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:08,111
by making them famous
on social media.

278
00:11:18,820 --> 00:11:19,888
Hi.

279
00:11:30,965 --> 00:11:32,001
OK, so...

280
00:11:33,968 --> 00:11:35,004
Oh, God.

281
00:11:40,008 --> 00:11:41,741
Uh-huh. So can we talk about

282
00:11:41,809 --> 00:11:43,707
the kind of content
that we'd actually post?

283
00:11:55,556 --> 00:11:56,989
I booked you an exercise class

284
00:11:57,058 --> 00:11:58,924
so you can get fit for
the superhero role.

285
00:11:58,993 --> 00:12:02,027
Also, your food delivery
has not arrived.

286
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:05,201
[indistinct chatter]

287
00:12:06,835 --> 00:12:09,769
[mysterious music]

288
00:12:09,838 --> 00:12:13,709
♪ ♪

289
00:12:18,013 --> 00:12:21,117
[sighing]

290
00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:27,356
[chiming]

291
00:12:32,227 --> 00:12:35,161
[buzzing]

292
00:12:35,230 --> 00:12:38,164
[chiming]

293
00:12:38,232 --> 00:12:39,532
Excuse me, sir.

294
00:12:39,601 --> 00:12:41,004
Do you know...

295
00:12:46,442 --> 00:12:48,908
[gasps] Oh, my...

296
00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:52,579
girl, not my car driving.

297
00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:54,013
Julio.

298
00:12:54,081 --> 00:12:55,014
Damn, I didn't even
know you was in here.

299
00:12:55,082 --> 00:12:57,149
My bad. I got sleepy.

300
00:12:57,218 --> 00:13:00,353
And when I get
sleepy, I go to bed.

301
00:13:00,422 --> 00:13:02,488
♪ ♪

302
00:13:02,557 --> 00:13:03,557
Uh, hi.

303
00:13:03,624 --> 00:13:08,227
Uh, my food didn't come,
and I had to leave.

304
00:13:08,295 --> 00:13:09,762
Can we reschedule?
No worries if not.

305
00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:10,763
[echoing] No worries if not,

306
00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:12,501
no worries if not,
no worries if not...

307
00:13:14,736 --> 00:13:17,303
Ugh. What is going on?

308
00:13:17,372 --> 00:13:18,471
What?

309
00:13:18,540 --> 00:13:20,373
You picked it up so long ago.

310
00:13:20,442 --> 00:13:22,476
Edwin, where is the food?

311
00:13:22,544 --> 00:13:23,810
The customer is furious.

312
00:13:23,878 --> 00:13:25,745
No worries if not.

313
00:13:25,814 --> 00:13:28,748
[mysterious music]

314
00:13:28,817 --> 00:13:34,817
♪ ♪

315
00:13:37,153 --> 00:13:38,085
[sobbing]

316
00:13:38,154 --> 00:13:39,225
Excuse me.

317
00:13:39,294 --> 00:13:40,226
What?

318
00:13:40,294 --> 00:13:41,727
What is this?

319
00:13:41,796 --> 00:13:42,865
A bus stop.

320
00:13:44,932 --> 00:13:46,343
And then I was tagged
in a photo of me

321
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,368
with a tummy roll,
and I know he saw it,

322
00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:49,535
so then it had to end,

323
00:13:49,604 --> 00:13:51,403
and now I have to
start from scratch.

324
00:13:51,472 --> 00:13:54,274
And it's like, I'm too old to
try the acting thing again.

325
00:13:54,343 --> 00:13:56,042
And fuck!

326
00:13:56,110 --> 00:13:58,577
And I'm literally peeling
off a layer of my skin

327
00:13:58,646 --> 00:14:02,381
right now, hoping that I can
see someone new underneath.

328
00:14:02,449 --> 00:14:04,383
And it's like, I'm
trying desperately

329
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:06,753
to find out what my Venus
is, but there's a paywall.

330
00:14:06,821 --> 00:14:07,941
And I don't have an account.

331
00:14:07,989 --> 00:14:09,121
And I hate accounts.

332
00:14:09,190 --> 00:14:12,458
And it's just, like, cut.

333
00:14:12,527 --> 00:14:13,859
[cell phone ringing]

334
00:14:13,928 --> 00:14:17,263
I sound so stupid, but
it's like, you know,

335
00:14:17,332 --> 00:14:20,700
the whole world sees
me as this mean,

336
00:14:20,769 --> 00:14:23,069
crazy, vapid bitch

337
00:14:23,138 --> 00:14:24,604
that just makes
everything worse.

338
00:14:24,672 --> 00:14:28,568
And I just feel like I'm...

339
00:14:28,637 --> 00:14:32,111
a scared person
with real problems

340
00:14:32,180 --> 00:14:34,447
who just wants love.

341
00:14:34,516 --> 00:14:36,215
Who am I?

342
00:14:36,283 --> 00:14:39,388
So, like, which is it, you know?

343
00:14:41,390 --> 00:14:44,824
God, I'm... I'm sorry.

344
00:14:44,893 --> 00:14:46,025
You had a question.

345
00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:47,354
- Uh, yes.
- Yeah.

346
00:14:47,423 --> 00:14:48,588
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

347
00:14:48,657 --> 00:14:50,830
Um, what is proof of existence?

348
00:14:50,899 --> 00:14:51,998
What?

349
00:14:52,067 --> 00:14:53,800
What is proof of existence?

350
00:14:53,869 --> 00:14:55,868
It's... it's your thingy.

351
00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:56,869
The what?

352
00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:59,005
It's your... it's your thingy.

353
00:14:59,073 --> 00:15:00,840
How... how do I get one?

354
00:15:00,909 --> 00:15:02,341
What do you mean?

355
00:15:02,410 --> 00:15:03,971
They just give it to you.

356
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,813
You just go to the app, and
then you put in your social

357
00:15:06,881 --> 00:15:08,147
and your credit score and...

358
00:15:08,216 --> 00:15:09,649
I don't have that.

359
00:15:09,718 --> 00:15:11,116
Don't have what?

360
00:15:11,185 --> 00:15:12,351
Any of that.

361
00:15:12,420 --> 00:15:15,054
Well, can you use your parents?

362
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:16,923
You know, I had to use
my parents' address

363
00:15:16,991 --> 00:15:19,258
after Charles dumped me.

364
00:15:19,327 --> 00:15:21,027
What do my parents
have to do with it?

365
00:15:21,095 --> 00:15:22,862
Oh, well, do you have
your own Charles?

366
00:15:22,930 --> 00:15:26,833
[laughing]

367
00:15:26,901 --> 00:15:30,536
Sorry, I'm just... [sighs]

368
00:15:30,605 --> 00:15:33,206
I do know that they do
this thing for people

369
00:15:33,274 --> 00:15:34,674
that are, like, from abroad.

370
00:15:34,743 --> 00:15:37,677
They make an
exception, but like,

371
00:15:37,746 --> 00:15:39,712
you need to be, like, a thing.

372
00:15:39,781 --> 00:15:41,948
So what do you do?

373
00:15:42,017 --> 00:15:43,017
Delivery.

374
00:15:43,051 --> 00:15:44,884
Hmm.

375
00:15:44,952 --> 00:15:46,218
OK.

376
00:15:46,287 --> 00:15:49,154
Well, do you have any skills?

377
00:15:49,223 --> 00:15:52,595
Like, skills?

378
00:15:54,462 --> 00:15:58,265
When I was in Mexico, I was...

379
00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,265
what is the name?

380
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,033
Like, I made clothes.

381
00:16:01,102 --> 00:16:03,569
Oh, like a tailor or a designer?

382
00:16:03,638 --> 00:16:05,774
- Yeah.
- That's huge.

383
00:16:07,743 --> 00:16:09,575
What kind of stuff did you make?

384
00:16:09,644 --> 00:16:11,110
I made the dress.

385
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:13,913
No, you mean to
say, I made a dress.

386
00:16:13,982 --> 00:16:15,549
No.

387
00:16:15,617 --> 00:16:17,153
I can show you.

388
00:16:21,089 --> 00:16:24,058
[mysterious music]

389
00:16:24,126 --> 00:16:26,095
See?

390
00:16:26,895 --> 00:16:27,927
You made that?

391
00:16:27,996 --> 00:16:28,928
Yeah.

392
00:16:28,996 --> 00:16:30,663
You made the dress?

393
00:16:30,732 --> 00:16:32,698
Well, it's a really bad picture.

394
00:16:32,767 --> 00:16:34,366
What color is the dress?

395
00:16:34,435 --> 00:16:36,369
Is it black and blue,
or is it white and gold?

396
00:16:36,438 --> 00:16:38,871
I mean, which is it?

397
00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:40,372
I don't like that question.

398
00:16:40,441 --> 00:16:42,942
It's like, just
let the dress be.

399
00:16:43,011 --> 00:16:44,176
It's...

400
00:16:44,245 --> 00:16:46,149
OK. Well, which
color is the dress?

401
00:16:47,182 --> 00:16:50,416
It's both.

402
00:16:50,485 --> 00:16:51,951
What?

403
00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:55,988
♪ ♪

404
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,890
It's both.

405
00:16:57,959 --> 00:17:03,959
♪ ♪

406
00:17:08,003 --> 00:17:10,170
It's both.

407
00:17:10,239 --> 00:17:13,106
♪ ♪

408
00:17:13,174 --> 00:17:15,775
It's both.

409
00:17:15,843 --> 00:17:16,923
What are you doing tonight?

410
00:17:18,914 --> 00:17:19,846
[chiming]

411
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:22,115
[vocalizing]

412
00:17:22,183 --> 00:17:24,116
Today is the day.

413
00:17:24,185 --> 00:17:26,618
All: Unlikeable people
can't be believed!

414
00:17:26,687 --> 00:17:29,622
Unlikeable people
can't be believed!

415
00:17:29,691 --> 00:17:32,057
To be honest, Dodo's coming off

416
00:17:32,126 --> 00:17:34,427
as a little bit unlikable.

417
00:17:34,496 --> 00:17:35,895
And it's not looking good.

418
00:17:35,964 --> 00:17:38,326
Not looking good.

419
00:17:38,395 --> 00:17:40,203
I'm sad.

420
00:17:42,170 --> 00:17:43,102
Oh, fuck.

421
00:17:43,170 --> 00:17:44,607
Pirulinpinpina.

422
00:17:47,909 --> 00:17:49,442
She made me a TikTok.

423
00:17:49,511 --> 00:17:50,838
That was fast.

424
00:17:50,907 --> 00:17:53,479
I feel like I need
me a Pirulinpinpina.

425
00:17:53,548 --> 00:17:56,285
[scoffs] Well,
she's not cheap.

426
00:17:57,752 --> 00:17:59,519
All these basic
little influencers

427
00:17:59,588 --> 00:18:01,286
have the same house...

428
00:18:01,355 --> 00:18:03,956
the TikTok house.

429
00:18:04,025 --> 00:18:07,359
♪ ♪

430
00:18:07,428 --> 00:18:09,294
Seems to me like an
ocean of beige...

431
00:18:09,363 --> 00:18:13,132
beige walls, beige people,
beige carpeted floors

432
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,000
as far as the eye can see.

433
00:18:15,069 --> 00:18:19,205
The TikTok house is
actually 80% kitchen island.

434
00:18:19,273 --> 00:18:22,408
In fact, some say
architects start

435
00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:24,810
by finding a kitchen
island in the wild

436
00:18:24,879 --> 00:18:27,212
and simply building around it.

437
00:18:27,281 --> 00:18:29,882
Potato chips, Wendy's, whey...

438
00:18:29,951 --> 00:18:32,718
they all thrive on
the kitchen island.

439
00:18:32,787 --> 00:18:34,687
If you're lucky,
you'll even get to see

440
00:18:34,756 --> 00:18:36,055
a kitchen archipelago.

441
00:18:36,123 --> 00:18:37,223
And that right there

442
00:18:37,291 --> 00:18:38,824
is where they keep
the cardboard...

443
00:18:38,893 --> 00:18:41,728
the cardboard that
brought the whey.

444
00:18:41,797 --> 00:18:43,396
This is the sectional.

445
00:18:43,464 --> 00:18:47,166
It snakes through the entire
home and goes out the door,

446
00:18:47,235 --> 00:18:49,302
some say to infinity.

447
00:18:49,370 --> 00:18:51,403
Just don't look
behind the couch.

448
00:18:51,472 --> 00:18:53,305
That's where the cords live...

449
00:18:53,374 --> 00:18:55,608
cords that will
never be untangled.

450
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,576
A countdown clock
to Thanksgiving,

451
00:18:57,644 --> 00:19:00,113
a refrigerator with Netflix,
a toilet with Facebook,

452
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:02,782
a child with Amazon in his eyes.

453
00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:04,417
All right!

454
00:19:04,485 --> 00:19:07,052
Buddy, are you ready to drop
the phone and get jumping?

455
00:19:07,121 --> 00:19:08,354
We were just doing intros.

456
00:19:08,423 --> 00:19:10,355
My name is Derrrick... three Rs.

457
00:19:10,424 --> 00:19:12,269
I've been a coach here
at Jumpers for two years.

458
00:19:12,293 --> 00:19:14,755
Any first-time jumpers?

459
00:19:14,824 --> 00:19:17,096
Julio, this is your first time.

460
00:19:17,165 --> 00:19:19,699
Tell us something
about yourself.

461
00:19:19,768 --> 00:19:21,070
I'm Julio.

462
00:19:24,172 --> 00:19:25,271
Nice, man. Nice.

463
00:19:25,340 --> 00:19:28,408
All right, let's get jumping.

464
00:19:28,477 --> 00:19:29,942
Whoo! Yeah.

465
00:19:30,011 --> 00:19:31,278
Flick those
wrists. Here we go.

466
00:19:31,347 --> 00:19:32,278
Here we go.

467
00:19:32,346 --> 00:19:33,680
Hey, get those knees up.

468
00:19:33,749 --> 00:19:34,947
Here we go.

469
00:19:35,016 --> 00:19:36,550
We're gonna burn
so many cals today.

470
00:19:36,618 --> 00:19:39,352
Y'all looking like fire.

471
00:19:39,421 --> 00:19:40,353
Excuse me.

472
00:19:40,422 --> 00:19:41,355
Um, Derrrick?

473
00:19:41,423 --> 00:19:43,255
Um, I can't jump rope.

474
00:19:43,324 --> 00:19:44,924
Well, let's teach
you, then, right?

475
00:19:44,993 --> 00:19:46,526
Let's start with a
basic jump first.

476
00:19:46,595 --> 00:19:48,061
Relax your wrists.

477
00:19:48,129 --> 00:19:50,029
Yeah, you got it.

478
00:19:50,097 --> 00:19:51,030
Excuse me, Derrrick.

479
00:19:51,098 --> 00:19:52,031
I don't got this.

480
00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:53,310
Well, relax your wrists, then.

481
00:19:53,334 --> 00:19:55,268
- Uh, I'm already relaxed...
- Well...

482
00:19:55,336 --> 00:19:56,736
- Is the thing.
- It's all good.

483
00:19:56,804 --> 00:19:57,737
Flick your wrist.

484
00:19:57,806 --> 00:19:59,071
Just do a little flick.

485
00:19:59,140 --> 00:20:03,108
This is awful, awful,
awful, horrible.

486
00:20:03,177 --> 00:20:04,454
Why do I have to
jump rope at all?

487
00:20:04,478 --> 00:20:06,345
Because this is a
jump rope class.

488
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:08,192
Right, but why is it a
jump rope class at all?

489
00:20:08,216 --> 00:20:09,615
It's a great workout.

490
00:20:09,684 --> 00:20:12,118
No, I understand why
jumping is a great workout.

491
00:20:12,186 --> 00:20:13,319
Right? [laughs]

492
00:20:13,388 --> 00:20:17,023
But I can just jump
without the rope, right?

493
00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:19,525
[tense music]

494
00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:21,961
Well, no, I mean,
you need the rope.

495
00:20:22,030 --> 00:20:25,765
Why can't we just jump
up and down with no rope?

496
00:20:25,834 --> 00:20:28,100
♪ ♪

497
00:20:28,169 --> 00:20:29,835
I'm asking a
legitimate question.

498
00:20:29,904 --> 00:20:32,471
Like, if we were to
hypothetically jump in place,

499
00:20:32,540 --> 00:20:35,108
wouldn't we be burning exactly
the same amount of calories

500
00:20:35,176 --> 00:20:37,276
and getting the
exact same workout?

501
00:20:37,345 --> 00:20:39,979
If it's about the wrists,
I'll just flick my wrists.

502
00:20:40,048 --> 00:20:42,849
Well, no, I mean,
you need the rope.

503
00:20:42,917 --> 00:20:44,749
[laughs]
- Why?

504
00:20:44,818 --> 00:20:48,855
OK, so children jump rope
because it's a game to them.

505
00:20:48,923 --> 00:20:49,923
Exactly.

506
00:20:49,991 --> 00:20:51,858
We're having fun
today, right, y'all?

507
00:20:51,927 --> 00:20:53,426
This is fun!

508
00:20:53,494 --> 00:20:56,095
Like, you're kind of
struggling with it.

509
00:20:56,164 --> 00:20:57,764
Just... just drop the rope.
- I agree.

510
00:20:57,832 --> 00:20:59,231
I don't need the rope.
- Tara?

511
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:00,544
You don't... just
drop the rope.

512
00:21:00,568 --> 00:21:01,501
You don't need the rope.

513
00:21:01,570 --> 00:21:02,802
Tara, jump.

514
00:21:02,871 --> 00:21:03,947
Jump with the rope,
with the rope.

515
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:05,204
Jump rope, jump rope.

516
00:21:05,272 --> 00:21:06,283
- Just drop the...
- Tara, Tara.

517
00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:07,874
- Don't.
- Come on, Tara.

518
00:21:07,943 --> 00:21:08,874
Jump.
- You don't need the rope.

519
00:21:08,943 --> 00:21:10,175
She doesn't need the rope.

520
00:21:10,244 --> 00:21:11,678
And I don't need the rope.

521
00:21:11,746 --> 00:21:12,857
And you know it, and you're just

522
00:21:12,881 --> 00:21:14,141
too scared to admit it.

523
00:21:14,210 --> 00:21:16,748
Listen, man, it's just,
like, not how it is.

524
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:18,429
You're going against something
that's been happening

525
00:21:18,453 --> 00:21:19,551
for, like, centuries.

526
00:21:19,620 --> 00:21:21,320
Why are you so obsessed with it?

527
00:21:21,389 --> 00:21:23,357
Because if you keep
pulling at this thread,

528
00:21:23,425 --> 00:21:24,724
everything collapses,

529
00:21:24,793 --> 00:21:27,994
and suddenly, there's no God.

530
00:21:28,062 --> 00:21:30,996
[upbeat music]

531
00:21:31,065 --> 00:21:37,065
♪ ♪

532
00:21:47,214 --> 00:21:48,251
[camera clicks]

533
00:21:51,319 --> 00:21:53,720
Did you take the
photograph, Richard?

534
00:21:53,788 --> 00:21:55,188
Snap the pic?

535
00:21:55,257 --> 00:21:56,656
Yeah.

536
00:21:56,725 --> 00:21:58,024
Excellent, Richard.

537
00:21:58,093 --> 00:21:59,426
Well done.

538
00:21:59,494 --> 00:22:01,194
[dramatic music]

539
00:22:01,262 --> 00:22:02,728
Now the caption:

540
00:22:02,797 --> 00:22:05,565
"Looking for twinks to suck."

541
00:22:05,634 --> 00:22:06,700
OK.

542
00:22:06,768 --> 00:22:08,868
And suck them, I will...

543
00:22:08,937 --> 00:22:11,703
of their life, their youth.

544
00:22:11,772 --> 00:22:14,540
Everything is going
according to plan, Richard,

545
00:22:14,609 --> 00:22:16,610
with the help of
this mighty tool,

546
00:22:16,678 --> 00:22:18,978
this Grindr oracle.

547
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:21,080
You will lure in
young prey for me.

548
00:22:21,149 --> 00:22:25,151
Once they are here expecting
to be sucked by you,

549
00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:29,155
they will be sucked by me of
their beauty, their energy.

550
00:22:29,224 --> 00:22:31,257
One by one, they will fall.

551
00:22:31,325 --> 00:22:32,959
And once I am sufficiently fed,

552
00:22:33,028 --> 00:22:34,727
I will once more walk the Earth

553
00:22:34,796 --> 00:22:38,064
as a three-dimensional
Pomeranian,

554
00:22:38,133 --> 00:22:40,266
imprisoned by this hex no more.

555
00:22:40,335 --> 00:22:41,433
Yeah.

556
00:22:41,502 --> 00:22:42,869
Richard, don't interrupt.

557
00:22:42,938 --> 00:22:44,603
How many naive,
young little things

558
00:22:44,672 --> 00:22:47,907
are on their way to be
sucked, not by you, but by me,

559
00:22:47,975 --> 00:22:50,142
of their beauty
and their energy?

560
00:22:50,211 --> 00:22:52,946
Um, none so far.

561
00:22:53,014 --> 00:22:55,247
Richard, you feckless imbecile!

562
00:22:55,316 --> 00:22:57,417
You purchased this
cursed portrait,

563
00:22:57,486 --> 00:22:58,918
so this burden is yours.

564
00:22:58,987 --> 00:23:01,654
Send more heys quickly, at once.

565
00:23:01,723 --> 00:23:04,190
Deploy your charms, Richard.

566
00:23:04,258 --> 00:23:08,064
Bring me youths!

567
00:23:09,998 --> 00:23:13,036
[notifications chiming]

568
00:23:14,936 --> 00:23:16,035
Someone's typing.

569
00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:17,203
Excellent!

570
00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:20,372
Oh, at long last,
I will be free.

571
00:23:20,441 --> 00:23:22,108
The prophecy will be complete.

572
00:23:22,177 --> 00:23:24,944
It says, "Sorry, man.

573
00:23:25,013 --> 00:23:27,546
You're cute, but
I'm not into it."

574
00:23:27,614 --> 00:23:28,854
Do you think it's the picture?

575
00:23:28,883 --> 00:23:30,016
No, can't be.

576
00:23:30,085 --> 00:23:32,051
This is your best shirt.

577
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:33,653
So he's not coming, though?

578
00:23:33,722 --> 00:23:37,157
He will not be sucked by me?

579
00:23:37,226 --> 00:23:38,325
No.

580
00:23:38,394 --> 00:23:39,624
Sorry.

581
00:23:39,693 --> 00:23:42,361
[sighs] Perhaps
it won't be today.

582
00:23:42,430 --> 00:23:44,096
Perhaps it won't be tomorrow.

583
00:23:44,165 --> 00:23:48,167
But one day, I will be free.

584
00:23:48,235 --> 00:23:49,469
You know, type that.

585
00:23:49,537 --> 00:23:50,704
Tell him that.

586
00:23:50,772 --> 00:23:51,838
Type as I say.

587
00:23:51,906 --> 00:23:57,510
Perhaps it won't be today

588
00:23:57,579 --> 00:23:59,178
or tomorrow...

589
00:23:59,247 --> 00:24:01,280
No, perhaps it
won't be tomorrow.

590
00:24:01,349 --> 00:24:03,316
There's beauty in the
parallel there, Richard.

591
00:24:03,385 --> 00:24:04,317
God.

592
00:24:04,386 --> 00:24:06,018
Fuck's sake.

593
00:24:06,087 --> 00:24:10,423
Perhaps it won't be tomorrow...

594
00:24:10,492 --> 00:24:11,425
Yes.

595
00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:15,895
But one day, I will...

596
00:24:15,964 --> 00:24:18,264
Be free. Come on. Type it.

597
00:24:18,332 --> 00:24:19,766
What are you waiting for?

598
00:24:19,834 --> 00:24:20,933
[notification chimes]

599
00:24:21,002 --> 00:24:22,480
Bibo, there's two ends
of the necklace...

600
00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:24,003
a left and a right.

601
00:24:24,071 --> 00:24:27,240
No, take your left and
put it into the loop.

602
00:24:27,309 --> 00:24:28,574
Into the loop.

603
00:24:28,643 --> 00:24:29,575
The middle loop.

604
00:24:29,644 --> 00:24:30,577
The only loop.

605
00:24:30,645 --> 00:24:32,712
Bibo, look at the necklace.

606
00:24:32,781 --> 00:24:34,714
The end of the
left into the loop.

607
00:24:34,783 --> 00:24:38,752
No, the end of the
left into the loop.

608
00:24:38,820 --> 00:24:40,087
No, no. Bibo, calm down.

609
00:24:40,156 --> 00:24:41,187
Jesus.

610
00:24:41,255 --> 00:24:42,722
You know, let's... OK, let's...

611
00:24:42,791 --> 00:24:44,269
let's maybe take a
break from this project.

612
00:24:44,293 --> 00:24:45,390
It's OK.

613
00:24:45,459 --> 00:24:47,372
I'm sorry my programming
has failed you, Julio.

614
00:24:47,396 --> 00:24:48,428
That's OK, Bibo.

615
00:24:48,497 --> 00:24:49,428
Oh.

616
00:24:49,497 --> 00:24:50,697
Am I still getting paid today?

617
00:24:50,766 --> 00:24:51,698
Yes, Bibo.

618
00:24:51,766 --> 00:24:53,432
Yay! Payday!

619
00:24:53,501 --> 00:24:55,735
Um, is that all
you wanted to ask?

620
00:24:55,804 --> 00:24:58,071
Also, Bibo wishes
to be an actor.

621
00:24:58,140 --> 00:24:59,238
OK.

622
00:24:59,307 --> 00:25:02,742
So obviously, Bibo
will need a raise.

623
00:25:02,811 --> 00:25:05,444
A r... you want a
raise to be an actor?

624
00:25:05,513 --> 00:25:09,718
No, so Bibo can take acting
lessons to do stuff like this.

625
00:25:10,718 --> 00:25:13,487
Mama, Mama, do not
get on the train.

626
00:25:13,555 --> 00:25:15,324
Please, Mama.

627
00:25:17,158 --> 00:25:18,158
OK. Yeah.

628
00:25:18,192 --> 00:25:19,825
I think... I think
lessons would be good.

629
00:25:19,894 --> 00:25:22,896
And headshots and a trainer.

630
00:25:22,964 --> 00:25:25,598
Ooh, and a Soho House membership

631
00:25:25,666 --> 00:25:28,000
to mingle with
industry insiders.

632
00:25:28,069 --> 00:25:30,235
Also, I'm going to
need time off work.

633
00:25:30,304 --> 00:25:32,171
So you want a raise
and time away from work

634
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,507
so you can pursue acting
within work hours?

635
00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:35,742
And a promotion.

636
00:25:35,810 --> 00:25:37,176
A promotion to what?

637
00:25:37,245 --> 00:25:40,149
To head Bibo, or
no, Bibo manager.

638
00:25:41,283 --> 00:25:42,448
Great.

639
00:25:42,517 --> 00:25:45,318
From here on, you are head Bibo.

640
00:25:45,387 --> 00:25:46,618
Wait, no.

641
00:25:46,687 --> 00:25:49,789
Associate Bibo
manager and a raise.

642
00:25:49,858 --> 00:25:51,291
[cell phone ringing]

643
00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:52,291
Fire alarm.

644
00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:54,060
No. Incoming call.

645
00:25:54,129 --> 00:25:55,160
Thank you, Bibo.

646
00:25:55,229 --> 00:25:56,724
I knew it.

647
00:25:56,793 --> 00:25:57,793
Hello.

648
00:25:57,827 --> 00:25:58,898
Aloha.

649
00:25:58,967 --> 00:26:01,233
Zappos called about
the superhero thingy.

650
00:26:01,302 --> 00:26:02,802
They wanna meet with you.

651
00:26:02,870 --> 00:26:04,114
OK, great. Great,
great, great.

652
00:26:04,138 --> 00:26:06,506
'Cause I've been getting
in shape by jumping a lot.

653
00:26:06,575 --> 00:26:08,077
In shape for what?

654
00:26:08,977 --> 00:26:10,443
Well, to play the superhero.

655
00:26:10,512 --> 00:26:11,677
Oh.

656
00:26:11,746 --> 00:26:14,513
Juli...

657
00:26:14,582 --> 00:26:16,816
they don't want
you for the part.

658
00:26:16,885 --> 00:26:18,345
[doorbell rings]

659
00:26:18,414 --> 00:26:21,020
No, they... they want
you to cowrite it.

660
00:26:21,089 --> 00:26:22,021
OK.

661
00:26:22,089 --> 00:26:23,288
Otherwise, it looks bad

662
00:26:23,357 --> 00:26:25,958
if only some Kevins
and a couple of Brians

663
00:26:26,027 --> 00:26:28,193
are credited on "Super Chico."

664
00:26:28,262 --> 00:26:30,496
Cowriting is not gonna
get me an exception.

665
00:26:30,565 --> 00:26:31,797
How about this idea?

666
00:26:31,866 --> 00:26:35,034
How about Super Chico discovers
that what people actually need

667
00:26:35,103 --> 00:26:36,703
isn't rescuing from some alien

668
00:26:36,771 --> 00:26:38,047
that wants to
destroy planet Earth,

669
00:26:38,071 --> 00:26:40,739
but what people actually need
is for these corporations

670
00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:42,536
that come up with
these inspiring stories

671
00:26:42,604 --> 00:26:44,543
to pay their fair share
in taxes so that people

672
00:26:44,612 --> 00:26:45,923
can have stuff
like, I don't know,

673
00:26:45,947 --> 00:26:46,983
health insurance?

674
00:26:48,717 --> 00:26:49,649
No.

675
00:26:49,717 --> 00:26:50,949
[dramatic music]

676
00:26:51,018 --> 00:26:53,720
Sorry, baby, but you can't
get an exception to proof

677
00:26:53,789 --> 00:26:55,654
with ideas like that.

678
00:26:55,722 --> 00:26:57,990
Also, no luck getting
you the biopsy.

679
00:26:58,059 --> 00:27:00,626
♪ ♪

680
00:27:00,695 --> 00:27:03,062
I talked to every shady
doctor in the biz,

681
00:27:03,131 --> 00:27:05,298
and they all say they
simply can't do it

682
00:27:05,366 --> 00:27:06,800
because it's a birthmark,

683
00:27:06,868 --> 00:27:09,702
and they don't want to get sued.

684
00:27:09,770 --> 00:27:12,638
There's always the
credit card commercial.

685
00:27:12,707 --> 00:27:17,911
♪ ♪

686
00:27:17,979 --> 00:27:19,482
I'll take it.

687
00:27:20,682 --> 00:27:21,682
Vanesja?

688
00:27:21,750 --> 00:27:23,550
Miss Vanesja?

689
00:27:23,618 --> 00:27:24,853
Your bill.

690
00:27:27,188 --> 00:27:29,289
Just charge it to the account.

691
00:27:29,358 --> 00:27:31,224
What is the issue?

692
00:27:31,292 --> 00:27:33,129
- I...
- Ugh.

693
00:27:34,328 --> 00:27:36,229
There is no account.

694
00:27:36,298 --> 00:27:38,063
Vanesja.

695
00:27:38,132 --> 00:27:43,006
♪ ♪

696
00:27:44,473 --> 00:27:47,407
[mysterious music]

697
00:27:47,476 --> 00:27:50,513
♪ ♪

698
00:28:38,660 --> 00:28:40,692
Ah, yes.

699
00:28:40,761 --> 00:28:43,930
Just one drop, and
he'll be gone for good.

700
00:28:43,998 --> 00:28:45,331
Oh, hello. Hi.

701
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:48,233
I'm just fixing you a drink.

702
00:28:48,302 --> 00:28:51,604
You should... which one was it?

703
00:28:51,673 --> 00:28:52,605
Which one?

704
00:28:52,674 --> 00:28:54,974
Yes, here.

705
00:28:55,043 --> 00:28:58,178
I bet you'll find
it quite exquisite.

706
00:28:58,247 --> 00:29:00,414
[laughs]

707
00:29:00,482 --> 00:29:02,315
[gulps, coughs]

708
00:29:02,384 --> 00:29:05,221
♪ ♪

709
00:29:14,596 --> 00:29:16,632
[bright tone]