1 00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:30,614 I am Katsumi. 2 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:36,578 I am a samurai. 3 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:42,042 I am Katsumi. 4 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:45,629 I am the samurai. 5 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:24,876 There he is. 6 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:37,764 Guess what, you stupid Jap? 7 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:39,391 You owe us a 100 bucks. 8 00:01:39,391 --> 00:01:42,853 The drugs you sold us sucked! 9 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:45,647 Hey, you better have it by tonight. 10 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:48,608 By tonight! 11 00:01:48,984 --> 00:01:51,903 Get wracked man, look into the mirror. 12 00:01:51,903 --> 00:01:55,240 It's no joke, Jap. 13 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:56,408 It's no joke, Jap. 14 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:57,492 It's a 100 bucks! 15 00:01:57,492 --> 00:01:58,618 It's not a joke, Jap. 16 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:00,412 You owe us 100 bucks! 17 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:02,497 Want it? 18 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:09,046 You want it? 19 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:10,881 You Jap! 20 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:13,592 You're a Jap! 21 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:16,970 We want our money today! 22 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:26,730 Hi, Katsumi. 23 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:28,607 Oh, your hair looks terrible. 24 00:02:28,607 --> 00:02:30,150 Why don't run a comb through it? 25 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:32,694 Comb? 26 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:34,488 What's that? 27 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:35,655 I got to go. 28 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:36,656 -Wait! 29 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:39,826 You got a letter today, from the community college. 30 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:42,704 -Ma, I don't want to go to college. 31 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:44,998 It's a load of crap... 32 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,917 straight out the donkey's ass. 33 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:48,668 -Katsumi! You watch your mouth. 34 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:51,129 Especially in front of Grandpa. 35 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:53,840 Shame, shame. 36 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:02,933 Hi, dear. How was practice? 37 00:03:04,226 --> 00:03:05,477 I fell down, twice. 38 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:08,897 I swear I'll never learn the routine. 39 00:03:08,897 --> 00:03:12,609 -Katsumi got into his dream college today, 40 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:14,277 here's the acceptance letter. 41 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:15,487 -Big deal! 42 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:17,155 I'm sure he's more interested in screwing that 43 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:19,116 bitch girlfriend of his. 44 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:20,575 -Eat me, slut! 45 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:23,620 You are queen of the high school whores! 46 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:24,746 -Shut up! 47 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:27,833 At least I'm not President of the National Pusher's Society. 48 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:32,462 -Holly, Katsumi, cut it out! 49 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:36,508 Why can't you two be more like your brother, Marvin? 50 00:03:58,405 --> 00:03:59,573 -Hello? 51 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:04,578 Hi, Holllyy-yy-yy-yyy. 52 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:09,040 -Hi, Muff. 53 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,917 Hey, snot rag! 54 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:14,463 me and the girls have a plaaannnnn. 55 00:04:14,463 --> 00:04:16,923 It's wicked, and wild. 56 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:19,843 It'll destroy our number one enemy. 57 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:21,803 -You mean, Sally? 58 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:23,555 -Yeah. 59 00:04:23,555 --> 00:04:25,223 -So, what's the plan, Muff? 60 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:27,225 -Don't you think 61 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:29,519 it would be sort of funny 62 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:33,440 if the principal received a letter 63 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:38,445 describing Sally's drug problem, you know? 64 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:42,699 -Wow! A nasty letter, huh? 65 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:43,909 -Sure. 66 00:04:43,909 --> 00:04:47,787 And for it to be really convincing, 67 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:51,833 the letter would have to be siiiigned 68 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:55,420 by one of us. 69 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:58,298 -Who is this, "us?." 70 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,717 -Um...us. 71 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:05,639 You know, a fellow classmate, a fellow cheerleader, 72 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:08,433 some...concerned friend, 73 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:10,602 a trustworthy citizen, 74 00:05:10,602 --> 00:05:14,898 somebody with a high grade-point-average. 75 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:16,775 High GPA! 76 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:18,777 High GPA! 77 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:21,571 High GPA! 78 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:25,534 -I don't know if I like this plan anymore... 79 00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:27,285 -It's too late. 80 00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:30,705 The principal got your letter... 81 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:35,710 this afternooooo-oo-oo-oo-oo-on! 82 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:41,466 -Oh, my God! 83 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:43,301 Bye Holly! 84 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:45,387 Bye, Holly! 85 00:05:45,387 --> 00:05:48,515 Bye, Holly! 86 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:50,976 Bye, Hol-- 87 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:58,567 -Holly, I talked to the lawyer again today, Holly. 88 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:04,281 He says that we have a very strong case, old man. 89 00:06:04,281 --> 00:06:06,575 Your illness can be linked to your job at Good Machine 90 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:08,493 Chemicals. 91 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:13,248 God, that corporation really messed you up... 92 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:16,710 -Hello? 93 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,295 Hey, boyfriend, 94 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:20,171 let me give you the rundown. 95 00:06:20,171 --> 00:06:25,176 Raul needs $20 worth of speed, Spencer wants the same amount. 96 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:29,639 And some new guy -- Fagtoast, he's called -- 97 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:33,435 wants about $300 worth of crystal meth. 98 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:37,480 -Uh-huh....let's meet at the mall in 20 minutes, 99 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,733 and then we'll go to the Funzone. 100 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,651 Okay? 101 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:42,819 -Okay. 102 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:45,655 -Bye, Eightball. 103 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:54,581 -Gosh, we were just talking about you. 104 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:56,875 Have a seat, please. 105 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:59,127 -Thanks. 106 00:07:04,299 --> 00:07:09,304 Well, I don't usually make house calls, 107 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:12,724 but, I've got some good news. 108 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:15,935 I have stumbled across some documents. 109 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:18,855 These documents link your father's illness with the job he 110 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:20,940 had several years ago. 111 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:24,569 According to these records, he assembled car batteries with no 112 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:27,030 protection of any sort. 113 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:28,948 No rubber gloves... 114 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:30,825 no shields... 115 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:32,994 and no safety precautions. 116 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:37,290 This is quite dangerous. 117 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:40,126 Don't you understand? 118 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:42,587 This case could win us millions, dig? 119 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:43,922 -Did you hear that? 120 00:07:43,922 --> 00:07:45,465 How wonderful! 121 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:49,594 -There is one hitch, though. 122 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:52,931 As long as he is alive, we don't really have a financially viable 123 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:54,307 case. 124 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:58,978 Ma'am, your father must die before we can begin our 125 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:02,148 profitable...harvest, and 126 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:04,234 reap all that... 127 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:08,154 sweet...bookage. 128 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:10,532 You know? 129 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:11,783 Do you have a bathroom? 130 00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:13,618 -I'll show you to it. 131 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:34,013 Here's the bathroom, Mr. Lawyer. 132 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:35,849 It's sort of my hideout. 133 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,309 Do you like it? 134 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:40,145 -Oh... 135 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:42,856 -Listen, do you think I'm pretty? 136 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:48,403 -Yes...very. 137 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:52,240 And also very young... 138 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:55,660 -Not that young. 139 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:58,413 And I'm not a stupid virgin, if that's what you're hinting at. 140 00:08:58,413 --> 00:09:01,916 -So, you've experienced the joy, and... 141 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:06,046 ecstasy of the natural... 142 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:08,757 configuration of... 143 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:13,344 man and...woman? 144 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:18,600 -God, your big words turn me on! 145 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:26,816 -My dear Father, I won't let them get you for any amount of 146 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:29,444 money. Do you understand? 147 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:33,656 As long as I am alive, I will keep that greedy lawyer away 148 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:38,661 from your body nourishing IV's and life supporting tubes. 149 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:47,670 Oh! It's medicine time. 150 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:03,228 Ladies first... 151 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:05,814 You'll get yours in a little while. 152 00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:14,823 God, I'd be a fool to say goodbye to this candy store. 153 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:21,287 -Did you like it, sir? 154 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:24,249 -Baby, baby... 155 00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:45,478 You must be Katsumi. 156 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:48,022 I see you brought Eightball along. 157 00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:52,610 -Hey Faggytoasty, where's your cash? 158 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:53,736 -You'll have to excuse me. 159 00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:56,030 I just took a very satisfying dump. 160 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:58,324 I don't really do it in these public places very often, 161 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:00,910 but, I mean, who does, right? 162 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:04,539 Cut the poetry, Fagtoast. 163 00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:06,583 Where's your $300? 164 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:07,542 -Oh, I see. 165 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,460 You want me to eliminate the verbosity, 166 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:12,964 and do all my talking with my wallet. 167 00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:14,757 -This freak gives me the willies. 168 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:16,634 Let's leave this pig hole... 169 00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:19,345 -Not so fast, pig girl. 170 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:30,815 -Hi, dear. 171 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:32,150 How was work? 172 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:33,735 -Bad. 173 00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:36,613 Really bad... 174 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:38,448 Bad. 175 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:40,408 -What happened? 176 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:43,661 -I got another one of these damn things. 177 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:47,832 Another lousy death threat, that's three of these this week 178 00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:49,834 alone. 179 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:52,503 -What does this one say? 180 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:56,883 -Well, the usual, "You're not wanted here. 181 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,260 You are to blame for America's problems. 182 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:03,056 If you don't quit we're going to tan your chink hind." 183 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:06,267 Jesus, I can't believe they still think I'm a chink. 184 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,519 I am not a chink, I'm a jap! 185 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:11,064 We're japs. 186 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:14,817 Chink is not the same as jap, there's a big, big difference. 187 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:20,156 -Hello? 188 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,700 -Hey, you... 189 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,535 stupid... 190 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:26,204 lying... 191 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:28,623 little hole! 192 00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:31,042 -Oh, wait Sally, it wasn't my idea. 193 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:32,335 Let me explain-- 194 00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:34,504 -Explain? 195 00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:39,509 Your dirty letter full of lies, just got me, 196 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:44,931 Sally, booted from the squad. 197 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:49,102 I'm gonna kill your ass. 198 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:52,397 You dirty mule. 199 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:56,818 -Stop waving that toy around, pork lover. 200 00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:57,986 -Toy? 201 00:12:57,986 --> 00:12:59,529 Ha! 202 00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:04,158 You are mistaken, my okie dokie, smelly little friend. 203 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:05,618 This is no meer cap gun-- 204 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:06,869 -That's a toy! 205 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:15,169 You shot me... 206 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:16,504 -That's correct, 207 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:20,258 my piggy, piggy, piggy little friend. 208 00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:23,219 -Hey, how's the old man today? 209 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,596 -Oh, he's fine. 210 00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:30,601 Weren't you good today? 211 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:35,231 I don't know why you bothered to talk to him. 212 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:38,568 He's a vegetable. 213 00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:42,280 -He's my father, show a little more respect. 214 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:45,575 -Please, Sally, I still want us to be friends. 215 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,243 I'm really sorry. 216 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:51,456 -Oh, we'll see how sorry you are, Holly 217 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:55,626 when I show your parents the sex video. 218 00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,503 -What sex video? 219 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,255 -Oh, you know... 220 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:03,885 the one you made with your daddy's video camera... 221 00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:08,222 showing you, and Rex... 222 00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:11,601 doing that salami dance. 223 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,269 -You're lying! 224 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,979 I know you don't have my video. 225 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,440 -Think again, loser. 226 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:21,235 Maybe I accidentally took it home with me after last 227 00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:24,697 weekend's slumber party at your place. 228 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:28,159 -We got a letter from the community college today. 229 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:33,164 Good news for a change, they accepted Katsumi. 230 00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:38,461 -Funny how that doesn't make me happy. 231 00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:43,466 Let's face it, our boy Katsumi is a real blooming freak. 232 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,426 And that horror matinee girlfriend of his is a freak 233 00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,804 too. 234 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:50,389 It's strange how Marvin turned out so much better than Katsumi. 235 00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:51,808 -Yes. 236 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:56,813 Marvin is in his room right now studying. 237 00:14:57,647 --> 00:15:00,858 And to think, he'll be a man in uniform at West Point next 238 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,735 year... 239 00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:11,452 Oh, I'm so proud 240 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:14,455 -Let's not talk about next year. 241 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:17,834 We should be worried about now. 242 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:22,588 We have to prepare for the end, it is near. 243 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:25,675 I've already made my preparations, 244 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:28,845 I quit my job today. 245 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:31,389 We must be ready. 246 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,433 -You quit your job? 247 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,353 -That's correct. 248 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,863 -What about our financial situation? 249 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:50,074 I mean, with you out of work, and Holly's cheerleading camp 250 00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:52,660 coming up, and, I mean, I don't know how we'll be able to make 251 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,328 ends meet. 252 00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:58,332 -Don't worry about a thing, honey. 253 00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:01,210 Now things may seem a bit strange, 254 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:04,797 but we have to have faith in something larger weather these 255 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,884 storms. 256 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,927 We must believe. 257 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:22,523 -This sucks. 258 00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:25,693 What are we going to do? 259 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,862 -Don't tell my parents. 260 00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:30,948 This type of thing freaks them out. 261 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:49,425 -Where's that video?! 262 00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:05,566 Hello? 263 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:08,611 -I can't wait for your parents to see you... 264 00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:10,780 spread eagle, then being porked by-- 265 00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,747 -Why don't you leave me alone? 266 00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:23,918 -Whoa, slow down, Holly. 267 00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:25,336 -Wow... 268 00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:28,965 -Baby, baby... 269 00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:33,094 I just called to tell you how much fun I had in your bathroom 270 00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:34,845 this afternoon. 271 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:38,849 Me too, you know. 272 00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,643 -Holly, listen... 273 00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:43,604 I'm taking a trip to New York -- The Big Apple -- 274 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:48,526 I wanted you to come with me tonight. 275 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,278 -Oh, my God. 276 00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:53,030 I can't go, my parents wouldn't let me. 277 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:55,491 And besides, I'd be missing school. 278 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:58,786 -I'm sure you could come up with some cunning lies to cover your 279 00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:01,038 tracks. 280 00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:03,291 -Well, yeah. 281 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:06,002 Uh, I'm really good at lying. 282 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:10,298 -Good, this trip you will not regret, 283 00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:13,926 and will never forget. 284 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,681 -God, it's late. 285 00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:21,934 And I haven't even started dinner yet. 286 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,978 -Hey, don't sweat it. 287 00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:27,106 Just order pizza, and have them deliver it to us. 288 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,817 -That's a great idea. 289 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:33,112 You know, home delivered pizza always reminds me of the old 290 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:36,157 days, when we were first married. 291 00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:38,492 -And when you were still on the pill. 292 00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:42,538 -Yeah, when you weren't impotent. 293 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,637 Eightball! 294 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:02,475 So do you understand what you're mission is? 295 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:06,937 -Yes, you want me to go back to the Funzone and sell exactly 296 00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:10,358 $100 worth of drugs for you. 297 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:13,778 -Yeah, and then come right back. 298 00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:17,156 I don't want you to blow that cash on speed, 299 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:22,161 smack, uppers, downers, panties... 300 00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:26,499 -I understand. 301 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:30,294 I'm just sort of paranoid about going back to Funzone. 302 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:34,965 That creepy Fagtoast might be lurking around. 303 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:39,178 -Take this with you for protection. 304 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,473 Okay? 305 00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:45,518 Who is it? 306 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,602 -It's your father. 307 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,020 Can I come in? 308 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,648 -Yeah, in a second. 309 00:19:57,488 --> 00:20:00,408 Come in, Dad. 310 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,459 I got to go. 311 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:20,010 -So, Dad, did you hear the good news? 312 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,596 I got into my dream community college. 313 00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:24,932 -I heard. 314 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:28,436 Listen, I'm really worried about you. 315 00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:31,147 -What are you worried about? 316 00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:32,857 I'm grown up. 317 00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,567 You should be worried about Holly. 318 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,194 -Holly is fine. 319 00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:40,281 She studies hard, gets good grades, 320 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:45,202 socializes with the smart crowd, and is a cheerleader. 321 00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:47,788 Yeah... 322 00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:50,374 but she doesn't have any fun. 323 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:53,169 Kazumi, there is more to life than fun. 324 00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,339 -Hello? 325 00:20:57,339 --> 00:21:01,010 -Hi, sugar-snatch, snack-a-roo. 326 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:01,927 -Oh, hi, Rex! 327 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,179 What's up? 328 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:07,433 Oh, you know, nothing. 329 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:08,893 -Where are you calling from? 330 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:11,103 -I'm calling from our phone. 331 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:15,316 You know, the one you lost your virginity in? 332 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:21,071 God, the night we popped your cherry was a night to remember. 333 00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:21,947 Hubba! 334 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,241 Ah! Ah! 335 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:31,624 Hey, you know, if you change the 'R' to an 'S,' 336 00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:35,002 "Rex" turns into "sex," right? 337 00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:37,922 Rex, stop it, you're embarrassing me. 338 00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:40,382 -Oh, Sugarbear, you are so hot. 339 00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:42,218 You know, you really sizzled my wiener last night, 340 00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:43,719 girly. 341 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:46,972 Yeah, it was a real weiner roast. 342 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:50,851 -Holly is a model of chastity, I know that for a fact. 343 00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:54,271 Marvin is also a virtuous teen guy. 344 00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:59,735 You, on the other hand, are an embarrassment to this family. 345 00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:04,365 You are the mutated stain on the yellow silk of this clan. 346 00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:07,660 -Rex? 347 00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:09,370 -What? 348 00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:11,997 -Well... 349 00:22:12,206 --> 00:22:14,416 I... 350 00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:17,711 am still a little bit worried about "it." 351 00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:20,631 -What's "it?" 352 00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:23,008 -You know... 353 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:26,512 my monthly visit. 354 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,559 -God, Rex! 355 00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:34,728 I'm still waiting for my little friend... 356 00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:35,980 to be... 357 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:37,314 you know? 358 00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:40,401 My monthly visit? 359 00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:44,113 My period, you birdhead! 360 00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:47,366 I'm still waiting for my period! 361 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,120 And I hope to God your sperm hasn't knocked me up with your 362 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:54,206 love child. 363 00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:07,261 -Hello? 364 00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:09,138 -Hi, this is Sally. 365 00:23:09,138 --> 00:23:10,222 -Hi, Sally. 366 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,682 Do you want me to get Holly for you? 367 00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:14,059 -Oh, well, no. 368 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:18,397 You see, I'm sort of trying to organize something. 369 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:21,567 It's a surprise, for Holly. 370 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:40,502 -Hello, Eightball. 371 00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:43,797 I'm surprised to see you here -- well, what with the messy 372 00:23:43,797 --> 00:23:47,718 turn of events today, and everything. 373 00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:50,095 -Are you going to shoot me, Fagtoast? 374 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:53,932 Why don't you do it now, and spare me your windbag, 375 00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:58,937 fart gas, headache inducing speech, okay? 376 00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:02,733 -I don't want to shoot you, Eightball. 377 00:24:02,733 --> 00:24:07,738 If you must know, I kind of like your toughness. 378 00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:11,116 But, I want to know what would make you come back here to 379 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:12,785 Funzone. 380 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:15,037 This place must surely hold for you 381 00:24:15,037 --> 00:24:20,042 and your wounded Kazumi some unpleasant memories. 382 00:24:20,376 --> 00:24:22,336 What would make you come back here? 383 00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:25,964 -Revenge, my dear Fagtoast, revenge. 384 00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:28,759 Now, empty your pockets you worm, 385 00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:31,261 or I'll fry you. 386 00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:18,600 -You see, Holly's been with the cheerleading squad for about a 387 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,561 year now. 388 00:25:20,561 --> 00:25:23,188 And part of our tradition is that on your one year 389 00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:26,358 anniversary with us, we throw you a surprise cake 390 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:28,110 and video party. 391 00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:31,029 Where we all get to socialize and pig out, 392 00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:35,200 and watch the notorious cheerleader bloopers video tape. 393 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:38,036 -You know, it does sound fun. 394 00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:39,997 -Yeah, well, what I'd like to ask you, 395 00:25:39,997 --> 00:25:42,750 though, is can we hold this at your house? 396 00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:44,543 Like, later tonight? 397 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,670 I know it's short notice... 398 00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:49,465 -Sure, I think it's a wonderful idea. 399 00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:51,967 -Wow, faboo! 400 00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:56,972 Listen, this is a secret party, so Holly can't know anything 401 00:25:57,347 --> 00:26:00,684 about it, okay? 402 00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:44,353 -How'd it go, Eightball? 403 00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:47,189 -Fabulous, Kazumi, fabulous. 404 00:26:47,189 --> 00:26:48,982 Hey, your leg looks kind of sick. 405 00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:51,485 Forget my leg. 406 00:26:51,485 --> 00:26:53,654 Did you get the money? 407 00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:57,282 -I got you your money, and I also got us... 408 00:26:57,282 --> 00:27:00,702 some really groovy drugs. 409 00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:09,711 -Where'd you get this stuff? 410 00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:14,383 -At Funzone, from our friend, Fagtoast. 411 00:27:14,383 --> 00:27:16,009 -What? 412 00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:20,264 -I hijacked him, and get a load of this... 413 00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:24,059 over $1.000 cash. 414 00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:32,401 -Hi, Marvin. 415 00:27:32,401 --> 00:27:34,778 How's my favorite boy doing? 416 00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:36,864 -Hi, Ma. 417 00:27:36,864 --> 00:27:41,368 -I hope all your high school activities are going smoothly. 418 00:27:41,368 --> 00:27:45,664 Math team, National Honor Society, 419 00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:50,669 Science Club, Student United Nations. 420 00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:54,214 I can't believe how much you do, and still manage to bring home 421 00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:58,343 those good grades. 422 00:27:58,343 --> 00:28:01,930 I think maybe you should relax a little bit. 423 00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:04,308 I mean, well not neglect your studies completely, 424 00:28:04,308 --> 00:28:08,020 or anything stupid like that, but like, you know. 425 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:12,316 Take a day off, go have some fun, 426 00:28:12,316 --> 00:28:17,321 go out with a girl, socialize a little... 427 00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:19,990 get laid. 428 00:28:57,819 --> 00:29:01,114 -I had a super day today! 429 00:29:01,114 --> 00:29:04,493 That nice Mr. Lawyer came by the house today. 430 00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:06,787 -Is that right, dumpling? 431 00:29:06,787 --> 00:29:11,375 -Yeah, he's so nice. 432 00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:13,543 He said I was cute. 433 00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:21,677 -Was your mother around when he said this to you? 434 00:29:23,845 --> 00:29:25,806 -No. 435 00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:28,517 -Well, when did he say this to you? 436 00:29:28,517 --> 00:29:30,852 -Uh... 437 00:29:30,852 --> 00:29:34,898 he said all this when the two of us were in the bathroom. 438 00:29:35,065 --> 00:29:37,567 -Oh my God. 439 00:29:37,859 --> 00:29:39,736 Now, Holly... 440 00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:43,490 I want you to speak the truth to me, okay? 441 00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:47,786 What happened in the bathroom? 442 00:29:49,913 --> 00:29:52,749 Did he touch your buds? 443 00:29:52,749 --> 00:29:54,876 -Please, Dad! 444 00:29:54,876 --> 00:29:58,714 The lawyer is such a nice man, and he smells nice too. 445 00:29:58,714 --> 00:30:01,717 -Holly, did he finger your buds? 446 00:30:01,717 --> 00:30:03,301 Answer me, yes or no. 447 00:30:03,301 --> 00:30:07,097 -Okay... 448 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:10,559 Yes... 449 00:30:11,935 --> 00:30:15,188 -What else did the lawyer do to you? 450 00:30:15,397 --> 00:30:17,399 Well... 451 00:30:17,399 --> 00:30:20,360 -Did he try to get a base hit? 452 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,945 A double? 453 00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:23,572 A triple? 454 00:30:25,073 --> 00:30:28,577 Holly, he did he try to whack the mighty homerun? 455 00:30:32,789 --> 00:30:34,458 -How are you this evening? 456 00:30:34,458 --> 00:30:36,209 -Oh, I'm fine. 457 00:30:36,209 --> 00:30:37,377 How about you? 458 00:30:37,377 --> 00:30:38,962 -Oh, I'm fine. 459 00:30:38,962 --> 00:30:41,131 Hey... 460 00:30:41,131 --> 00:30:43,925 I think I saw you the other day. 461 00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:46,178 -Where? At the supermarket? 462 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:48,972 -No... 463 00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:51,183 -The savings and loan, maybe? 464 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:54,728 -No... 465 00:30:54,728 --> 00:30:58,857 I hope you don't get too sore when you find this out, 466 00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:02,444 but, my bedroom kind of looks into your bathroom. 467 00:31:02,444 --> 00:31:05,864 And sometimes, you know, when you step out of the shower, 468 00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:08,909 I can catch a glimpse -- well, 469 00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:10,660 nothing x rated. 470 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:12,079 I swear! 471 00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:17,084 -I had to pretend to be an electric pencil sharpener, 472 00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:22,172 and I had to pretend to sharpen his pencil as fast as I could. 473 00:31:24,007 --> 00:31:29,012 -Did you play any other games with the lawyer? 474 00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:32,974 -No, just the pencil game. 475 00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:35,769 He could only do that once. 476 00:31:40,190 --> 00:31:43,110 Are you mad at me, Dad? 477 00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:45,278 -No, dear... 478 00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:47,155 you are my little doll. 479 00:31:47,155 --> 00:31:50,700 I could never be mad at you for anything. 480 00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:54,830 But, in the future, it is very important for you to think first 481 00:31:54,830 --> 00:31:59,835 about your purity, and the purity of this family's name. 482 00:32:00,836 --> 00:32:04,714 We may be called upon very soon to testify, 483 00:32:04,714 --> 00:32:08,510 in which case it is important that we all be as pure as the 484 00:32:08,510 --> 00:32:10,428 driven snow. 485 00:32:10,428 --> 00:32:13,348 Do you understand? 486 00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:19,771 -Oh, Dad, I love you. 487 00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:29,531 -You'll have to pay me in some way. 488 00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:36,413 -There's a lot more where this came from. 489 00:32:36,413 --> 00:32:40,917 Plus a salad, any toppings you want -- a garlic bread? 490 00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:43,962 -That sounds like a fair swap. 491 00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:48,300 But as part of the deal, I also want you to bring me a piping 492 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:51,511 hot loaf of cheese bread. 493 00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:55,807 -Okay... 494 00:32:56,016 --> 00:32:58,685 Bye. 495 00:33:13,658 --> 00:33:16,494 -I can tell by the way you're looking at me that you don't 496 00:33:16,494 --> 00:33:20,498 approve of the way I acted around that pizza boy. 497 00:33:20,498 --> 00:33:22,792 Well, before you say anything else, 498 00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:27,672 let me just tell you that I have my own sexual needs and desires 499 00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:30,800 that just aren't being met by you-know-who. 500 00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:39,142 Hello. 501 00:33:39,142 --> 00:33:42,103 Welcome to Panorama Sex Lands. 502 00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:44,064 Our rates are as follows: 503 00:33:44,064 --> 00:33:47,317 $4.95 for the first minute, $3.50 for each additional 504 00:33:47,317 --> 00:33:48,777 minute. 505 00:33:48,777 --> 00:33:53,531 Our voice models are hot, horny, and well-mannered. 506 00:33:53,531 --> 00:33:56,159 Your discretion is guaranteed. 507 00:33:56,159 --> 00:34:01,164 Press one for our straight menu, two for bi, three for gay. 508 00:34:02,457 --> 00:34:04,125 Thank you. 509 00:34:04,125 --> 00:34:05,919 Please select a category: 510 00:34:05,919 --> 00:34:10,924 Press one for yuppy fun, two for sugar daddy fantasies, 511 00:34:11,091 --> 00:34:14,844 three for high school boy action, 512 00:34:14,844 --> 00:34:18,682 four for subcultures studs. 513 00:34:18,682 --> 00:34:20,225 Thank you. 514 00:34:20,225 --> 00:34:22,519 Please select a voice model type. 515 00:34:22,519 --> 00:34:25,021 Press one for heavy metal delinquent, 516 00:34:25,021 --> 00:34:30,026 two for teenage rasta runaway, three for well-muscled skinhead. 517 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:39,828 Thank you, have a great session with your skin head lover. 518 00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:47,585 Hello? 519 00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:50,088 -Hello, Holly. 520 00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:53,300 So you are all packed, right? 521 00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:55,385 -Oh, my God. Yes, yes, yes! 522 00:34:55,385 --> 00:34:57,470 -Well, good. 523 00:34:57,470 --> 00:35:01,808 I can be outside your house in about 30 minutes. 524 00:35:01,808 --> 00:35:05,478 -Okay, Tom Sawyer the lawyer... 525 00:35:05,478 --> 00:35:07,814 Bye! 526 00:35:10,817 --> 00:35:15,822 And the score is...Holly, six. 527 00:35:15,989 --> 00:35:19,492 Rex...zero. 528 00:35:19,492 --> 00:35:21,620 Yay! 529 00:35:23,997 --> 00:35:29,002 -How does your leg feel? 530 00:35:29,336 --> 00:35:31,880 -Sort of messy. 531 00:35:32,339 --> 00:35:37,344 Hey, let's take some fo those drugs you stole from Fagtoast. 532 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:39,929 -Hm, that sounds suave. 533 00:35:39,929 --> 00:35:41,890 You know what else we could do? 534 00:35:41,890 --> 00:35:44,684 -No, what? 535 00:35:44,684 --> 00:35:49,022 -We could figure out how we're going to spend this money. 536 00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:52,859 I need a new image, new clothes, new hair, 537 00:35:52,859 --> 00:35:55,195 maybe a new manicure. 538 00:35:55,195 --> 00:35:58,656 I'm so sick of the tired way I look. 539 00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:01,910 -Who is it? 540 00:36:01,910 --> 00:36:03,411 It's me, Marvin. 541 00:36:03,411 --> 00:36:06,206 -Come in. 542 00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:09,709 Hi, Katsumi. 543 00:36:09,709 --> 00:36:12,212 I was wondering if you have the vacuum cleaner. 544 00:36:12,212 --> 00:36:13,546 -Vacuum cleaner... 545 00:36:13,546 --> 00:36:15,090 Hey Marvin, come here. 546 00:36:15,090 --> 00:36:17,801 I want to show you something. 547 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:21,763 I've been shot. 548 00:36:21,763 --> 00:36:24,099 -Kazumi, you should get to a hospital. 549 00:36:24,099 --> 00:36:28,436 -Confucius say hospitals, are for pussies. 550 00:36:28,645 --> 00:36:31,898 -You're insane, you're going to bleed to death. 551 00:36:31,898 --> 00:36:33,483 Hey, it's my life... 552 00:36:33,483 --> 00:36:35,735 live fast, die young. 553 00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:39,155 -Live, stupid, die dumb. 554 00:36:39,823 --> 00:36:42,742 -Hey Marvin, what's wrong with you? 555 00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:45,787 You seem a little distracted today. 556 00:36:45,787 --> 00:36:48,623 -Oh, it's Ma. 557 00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:51,084 She just won't get off my back. 558 00:36:51,084 --> 00:36:54,129 One of these days, I'm going to explode. 559 00:36:54,129 --> 00:36:57,257 -I have just the medicine for you. 560 00:36:57,257 --> 00:37:01,094 This potion is a tonic for a troubled soul. 561 00:37:01,094 --> 00:37:04,389 When you're feeling down, sniff some up, 562 00:37:04,389 --> 00:37:08,351 you'll restore your optimism, and your zest... 563 00:37:08,351 --> 00:37:13,356 that's a promise. 564 00:37:20,822 --> 00:37:25,827 -Old man, you're so weak, and pathetic. 565 00:37:27,537 --> 00:37:31,916 After the apocalypse, we won't have any more use for you. 566 00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:36,921 Maybe I should just get rid of you right now. 567 00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:45,096 Oh, greater powers give me a sign if you think I should do 568 00:37:46,055 --> 00:37:48,183 away with the old man tonight. 569 00:38:01,779 --> 00:38:03,698 -What happened? 570 00:38:03,698 --> 00:38:07,994 -That...was a sign. 571 00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:11,748 -God, I hate that stupid Rex boy. 572 00:38:11,748 --> 00:38:13,416 What a creep! 573 00:38:13,416 --> 00:38:17,754 I wish I had never met him and his sperm. 574 00:38:17,754 --> 00:38:20,548 But he has that fast swimming sperm. 575 00:38:20,548 --> 00:38:23,134 I read somewhere that those are the ones you're supposed to stay 576 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:26,137 far away from. 577 00:38:27,889 --> 00:38:29,807 Oh, my God. 578 00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:32,977 I have to pee. 579 00:38:36,397 --> 00:38:39,526 I guess my moment of truth is near. 580 00:38:54,832 --> 00:38:59,837 -The end is not near, the end is now. 581 00:39:02,757 --> 00:39:07,762 Brick through the window, the death threats at work, 582 00:39:07,971 --> 00:39:11,683 the final judgment process is beginning, 583 00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:16,688 and I am ready. 584 00:39:22,861 --> 00:39:24,696 -What are you looking for? 585 00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:26,573 -A bottle. -Why? 586 00:39:26,573 --> 00:39:28,741 -To pee into, waxhead. 587 00:39:28,741 --> 00:39:31,911 That way, I don't have to leave your room. 588 00:39:31,911 --> 00:39:36,749 You know how much I hate having to deal with your creepy family. 589 00:40:30,386 --> 00:40:32,722 -What's going on here? 590 00:40:53,618 --> 00:40:55,078 Puke-a-tee. 591 00:40:55,078 --> 00:40:56,996 Puke-a-tee. 592 00:40:56,996 --> 00:40:58,957 -Hello, Katsumi, Eightball. 593 00:40:58,957 --> 00:41:01,209 Surprised? 594 00:41:01,209 --> 00:41:05,755 -I thought you were the together teenage boy. 595 00:41:05,755 --> 00:41:08,383 Now what? 596 00:41:08,383 --> 00:41:13,388 You decide to get interested in this weirdo pervert trash? 597 00:41:14,389 --> 00:41:16,557 This sick business of yours makes Katsumi look like an 598 00:41:16,557 --> 00:41:18,267 angel! 599 00:41:18,267 --> 00:41:20,812 -How did you find our par-tay? 600 00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:23,481 -Well, after your darling Eightball mugged me at Fanzone, 601 00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:25,775 she was careless enough to let me follow her back here 602 00:41:25,775 --> 00:41:27,735 to this cozy hole. 603 00:41:27,735 --> 00:41:31,280 And I stood outside that window, and I watched you count my 604 00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:34,784 money, test drive each other's bodies, 605 00:41:34,784 --> 00:41:38,287 and then, last but not least, sniff up my smack. 606 00:41:38,287 --> 00:41:40,248 When the entertainment level, in this room dropped to zero. 607 00:41:40,248 --> 00:41:43,418 Then I crawled through the window. 608 00:41:43,418 --> 00:41:45,837 The pleasure's wrong, the pleasure must stop. 609 00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:48,673 The pleasure is wrong, the pleasure must stop. 610 00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:52,135 The pleasure is wrong, the pleasure must stop. 611 00:41:55,972 --> 00:42:00,476 -We should get you to a counselor right away. 612 00:42:01,978 --> 00:42:05,273 Probably too late to do you any good... 613 00:42:17,076 --> 00:42:22,081 Marvin, you are not my son, 614 00:42:23,166 --> 00:42:26,711 you will never be my son again. 615 00:42:27,837 --> 00:42:31,466 But, you are the pervert in the back bedroom. 616 00:42:43,644 --> 00:42:48,649 -One, two, three, four, five, six, seven 617 00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:56,657 eight, nine, ten. 618 00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:20,389 -I caught our son looking at a smut magazine, 619 00:43:20,389 --> 00:43:23,100 and manhandling himself. 620 00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:25,686 -Oh, I know all about Katsumi's habits. 621 00:43:25,686 --> 00:43:28,773 He can't hide that masturbation routine from me. 622 00:43:28,773 --> 00:43:31,359 Well, I've known about it since he was 14. 623 00:43:31,359 --> 00:43:33,486 The stained underpants were the giveaway. 624 00:43:33,486 --> 00:43:36,280 -I'm not talking about Katsumi... 625 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,908 it was Marvin. 626 00:43:38,908 --> 00:43:41,369 -Well, I wouldn't get too upset, dear. 627 00:43:41,369 --> 00:43:44,205 I mean, the way that boy works and studies, 628 00:43:44,205 --> 00:43:47,625 it's only natural that he should let off a little steam by 629 00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:49,460 fingering his thingy. 630 00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:53,881 -Listen, the smut magazine he was looking at while he was 631 00:43:53,881 --> 00:43:58,886 yanking it, was one of those men only magazines. 632 00:43:59,887 --> 00:44:01,973 -What? 633 00:44:01,973 --> 00:44:06,602 -Marvin, the pervert in the back bedroom. 634 00:44:06,602 --> 00:44:08,813 Is... 635 00:44:08,813 --> 00:44:11,607 is a... 636 00:44:11,607 --> 00:44:13,734 I don't know what to call him. 637 00:44:13,734 --> 00:44:16,696 He's a man lover. 638 00:44:32,169 --> 00:44:34,714 -I've decided we're going to play a game, 639 00:44:34,714 --> 00:44:38,342 and the game we're going to play is called "Me." 640 00:44:38,342 --> 00:44:42,263 And this is how it works; I can do whatever I want to do. 641 00:44:42,263 --> 00:44:46,434 But the two of you, however, are not allowed to do anything. 642 00:44:53,733 --> 00:44:56,527 Oh, there's one more rule. 643 00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:59,614 If you shout for help or try to escape, 644 00:44:59,614 --> 00:45:02,533 I get to shoot you. 645 00:45:08,039 --> 00:45:09,123 Who the hell are you? 646 00:45:09,123 --> 00:45:10,750 And what do you want? 647 00:45:10,750 --> 00:45:13,586 -I want to talk to Katsumi, now. 648 00:45:13,586 --> 00:45:15,421 -You want to talk to Katsumi? 649 00:45:15,421 --> 00:45:17,924 Oh, look, Katsumi has a message for you. 650 00:45:17,924 --> 00:45:21,802 He says, "Go hang yourself, you pathetic geek!" 651 00:45:26,223 --> 00:45:27,934 -They hung up on me! 652 00:45:27,934 --> 00:45:30,603 -What about our money, man. 653 00:45:33,981 --> 00:45:36,025 -Tonight, we're going to have our own Pearl Harbor! 654 00:45:36,025 --> 00:45:37,401 -Yeah! 655 00:46:01,634 --> 00:46:03,636 -Dear, let's talk about this later. 656 00:46:03,636 --> 00:46:05,304 I don't think Grandpa should have to listen to anymore this 657 00:46:05,304 --> 00:46:06,389 messiness. 658 00:46:06,389 --> 00:46:09,433 -Will you forget about him for a second? 659 00:46:09,433 --> 00:46:14,438 We are in the midst of a major family spiritual crisis. 660 00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:18,234 We must purify ourselves, and we must begin with Marvin. 661 00:46:18,234 --> 00:46:20,486 -Stop it! 662 00:46:22,863 --> 00:46:25,658 I don't want to hear any more of this. 663 00:46:25,658 --> 00:46:27,910 -I swear you're sick too-- 664 00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:38,504 What am I going to do with this family of freaks? 665 00:46:38,504 --> 00:46:41,841 Hi, where's the VCR? 666 00:46:42,508 --> 00:46:45,094 -You two punks are insipidly weak and are going to pay for 667 00:46:45,094 --> 00:46:47,596 being so dumb. 668 00:46:47,596 --> 00:46:50,474 -You lizard! 669 00:46:51,267 --> 00:46:53,185 -I'm sick of you Katsumi. 670 00:46:53,185 --> 00:46:55,855 I'm going to have to shoot you. 671 00:47:03,446 --> 00:47:06,741 I-- I don't get it. 672 00:47:07,283 --> 00:47:09,660 I didn't shoot... 673 00:47:14,331 --> 00:47:17,418 -Kazumi is dead. 674 00:47:17,418 --> 00:47:20,212 How about that? 675 00:47:21,005 --> 00:47:24,592 -God, Holly is right about that period thing. 676 00:47:24,592 --> 00:47:28,054 I might be a father soon... 677 00:47:28,054 --> 00:47:30,389 I don't know. 678 00:47:30,389 --> 00:47:33,434 Doesn't scare me... 679 00:47:33,642 --> 00:47:35,436 I'm all grown up. 680 00:47:35,436 --> 00:47:39,106 -Hi, so nice to see you again. 681 00:47:39,106 --> 00:47:40,649 How are you? 682 00:47:40,649 --> 00:47:43,277 Oh, excuse me. 683 00:47:44,528 --> 00:47:46,447 You will never be my son again, 684 00:47:46,447 --> 00:47:49,408 you are the pervert in back bedroom. 685 00:47:49,408 --> 00:47:51,994 the pervert in the back bedroom... 686 00:47:51,994 --> 00:47:56,999 the pervert in the back bedroom... 687 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:07,468 -One, two, gonna stick it in you! 688 00:48:07,468 --> 00:48:12,473 Three, four, babay, we won't close our doors. 689 00:48:12,807 --> 00:48:15,226 Five, six-- 690 00:48:31,450 --> 00:48:33,202 -Are you ready? 691 00:48:33,202 --> 00:48:35,246 -Yeah. 692 00:49:06,402 --> 00:49:10,865 -'Cause you're T-I-R-E-D! 693 00:49:10,865 --> 00:49:12,366 You're tired! 694 00:49:12,366 --> 00:49:14,285 That's you. 695 00:49:14,285 --> 00:49:18,831 And the administration, put crabs in your fish tanks 696 00:49:18,831 --> 00:49:21,333 Ka-boom! 697 00:49:44,940 --> 00:49:48,986 Grandpa, grandpa, dear old man. 698 00:49:48,986 --> 00:49:53,991 Judgment day is now in hand, I'll survive to see the dawn. 699 00:49:56,493 --> 00:50:00,164 But you're not man enough to come along. 700 00:50:01,624 --> 00:50:05,586 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 701 00:50:08,756 --> 00:50:12,927 -Another innocent man swept into my ring of fire. 702 00:50:14,220 --> 00:50:18,390 Another little child about to be sucked into the wretched world 703 00:50:18,390 --> 00:50:23,312 of the Bangkok sex industry. 704 00:50:23,312 --> 00:50:28,067 In just a few weeks, Holly will be a brainwashed child porno 705 00:50:28,067 --> 00:50:32,529 star with no link to her suburban past. 706 00:50:32,529 --> 00:50:33,864 Hey, watch the Beamer! 707 00:50:33,864 --> 00:50:38,202 I'll sue your ass! 708 00:50:54,343 --> 00:50:56,637 Shut up, brats! 709 00:50:56,637 --> 00:50:59,390 Here comes Holly! 710 00:51:00,724 --> 00:51:02,893 Oh, Holly! 711 00:51:02,893 --> 00:51:04,353 What are you doing with that pillow? 712 00:51:04,353 --> 00:51:06,063 You're so silly. 713 00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:09,024 Oh, there's Rex. 714 00:51:09,024 --> 00:51:10,693 -Surprise, Holly! 715 00:51:10,693 --> 00:51:14,280 I hope your mom is enjoying your special home movies. 716 00:51:22,037 --> 00:51:24,748 -Holly-- what-- Oh, my God! 717 00:51:24,748 --> 00:51:26,458 Hi, girls. 718 00:51:26,458 --> 00:51:28,585 -Marvin-- Marvin go back to-- 719 00:51:28,585 --> 00:51:31,297 Someone turn off this filth! 720 00:51:31,297 --> 00:51:36,135 I'm Marvin, I'm on drugs! 721 00:51:36,135 --> 00:51:40,097 And I'm the pervert in the back bedroom! 722 00:51:59,783 --> 00:52:00,826 -Shut up! 723 00:52:00,826 --> 00:52:03,746 Shut up! 724 00:52:04,163 --> 00:52:06,665 I guess I'm gonna have to shoot you... 725 00:52:06,665 --> 00:52:11,670 and then it'll all seem like some kind of lover's suicide. 726 00:52:12,087 --> 00:52:15,883 Isn't romance touching? 727 00:52:19,470 --> 00:52:24,350 Where's Katsumi? 728 00:52:29,396 --> 00:52:32,900 -Hi, Mr. Skinhead. 729 00:52:32,900 --> 00:52:35,194 You're here to take me away, right? 730 00:52:35,194 --> 00:52:38,072 You're here to rescue me! 731 00:52:38,072 --> 00:52:40,157 Get me out of here, please. 732 00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:43,243 Get me out of here! 733 00:53:04,139 --> 00:53:08,060 -Beelzebub's army has finally arrived. 734 00:53:08,060 --> 00:53:10,396 Dirty agents of the apocalypse are trying to get my pure 735 00:53:10,396 --> 00:53:12,773 family. 736 00:53:12,773 --> 00:53:16,235 I must decimate those phynx. 737 00:53:17,528 --> 00:53:20,030 You're lucky, old man. 738 00:53:20,030 --> 00:53:22,825 You might live to see the new day, 739 00:53:22,825 --> 00:53:25,661 you can thank me later. 740 00:53:25,661 --> 00:53:29,998 Now, I must protect my flock. 741 00:53:30,499 --> 00:53:32,209 Mr. Skinhead... 742 00:53:32,209 --> 00:53:34,878 I think I like you. 743 00:53:40,008 --> 00:53:43,387 -Don't you ever touch Adolf! 744 00:53:49,643 --> 00:53:52,563 -So, what now, Fagtoast? 745 00:53:52,563 --> 00:53:54,690 -This is it Eightball. 746 00:53:54,690 --> 00:53:57,484 Bye- bye. 747 00:54:31,977 --> 00:54:35,606 -This is it Eightball, bye-bye. 748 00:54:40,736 --> 00:54:44,239 This is it Eightball, bye-bye! 749 00:55:06,178 --> 00:55:10,182 -Ahhhhh! 750 00:55:57,437 --> 00:55:58,855 -Oh, my God. 751 00:55:58,855 --> 00:56:01,650 This is too weird. 752 00:56:09,950 --> 00:56:13,036 Number Eight, calling mothership. 753 00:56:13,036 --> 00:56:16,123 Number Eight, calling mothership. 754 00:56:16,123 --> 00:56:19,918 Research mission completed. 755 00:56:19,918 --> 00:56:24,923 Will be returning with specimen for further analysis. 756 00:57:08,425 --> 00:57:10,844 -Holly! Holl-- 757 00:57:12,929 --> 00:57:14,348 Take these flowers. 758 00:57:14,348 --> 00:57:15,515 I bought them for you. They'd be perfect-- 759 00:57:15,515 --> 00:57:17,184 Holly! Marry me! 760 00:57:17,184 --> 00:57:18,727 I love you! 761 00:57:18,727 --> 00:57:20,604 Holly! 762 00:57:20,604 --> 00:57:23,815 Holly? 763 00:57:25,067 --> 00:57:26,860 -Hiya, Tom Sawyer the lawyer. 764 00:57:26,860 --> 00:57:31,657 I brought you a gift, I hope you like roses. 765 00:57:33,408 --> 00:57:35,577 -Konichiwa. 766 00:57:35,577 --> 00:57:38,497 That means, "Thank you." 767 00:57:38,497 --> 00:57:40,916 Let's go.