1 00:00:57,458 --> 00:00:58,759 - Calm down. 2 00:00:58,826 --> 00:01:00,161 - I'm not the one who can't hold down a job. 3 00:01:00,228 --> 00:01:01,795 - I haven't asked you for money in forever. 4 00:01:01,862 --> 00:01:03,231 - What the hell do you think room and board is? 5 00:01:03,297 --> 00:01:07,201 - Okay, let's take the temperature down 6 00:01:07,268 --> 00:01:08,569 just a little bit. 7 00:01:11,672 --> 00:01:13,474 - Tell her. - Janet. 8 00:01:13,541 --> 00:01:16,577 - Tell her. - Tell me what? 9 00:01:16,644 --> 00:01:18,312 - We sold the house. - Janet. 10 00:01:19,613 --> 00:01:23,351 Your mother and I are moving to Paris 11 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:24,985 to kick off our retirement. 12 00:01:25,052 --> 00:01:29,190 It's a year of croissants and brie. 13 00:01:29,257 --> 00:01:31,259 - But we don't know that it'll only be for a year. 14 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:34,195 - Yeah, we do not. We do not know that. 15 00:01:34,262 --> 00:01:36,029 - So essentially, you'll be on your own. 16 00:01:36,164 --> 00:01:37,198 - That's fine. 17 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:38,899 I can be on my own. 18 00:01:38,966 --> 00:01:40,668 - Well, we would love to see that. 19 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:42,370 - We would. - And look, 20 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:45,005 we will always be there for you if you need us. 21 00:01:45,072 --> 00:01:47,808 - But see, the point is, Missy Moo, we won't. 22 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:50,944 - That's not the point. 23 00:01:51,011 --> 00:01:56,950 - Just to clarify, you will or will not be there for me? 24 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:01,922 - Not. 25 00:02:06,227 --> 00:02:07,795 - Oh. 26 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:33,587 Let's get this job. 27 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,323 Okay. 28 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:37,658 Here's the thing, Eliza. 29 00:02:37,725 --> 00:02:40,728 You are going to get this job. Probably. 30 00:02:40,794 --> 00:02:44,665 You know? 'Cause you're very charming. 31 00:02:44,732 --> 00:02:46,367 Thank you. 32 00:02:46,434 --> 00:02:50,604 We're also going to lose the job, because you're gonna 33 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,740 want to say what's in your head, 34 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:57,811 and we have to watch what we say and do. 35 00:03:01,249 --> 00:03:04,485 Oh, shit! 36 00:03:04,552 --> 00:03:06,354 Hi. - Hello. 37 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:08,589 Uh, Eliza, right? 38 00:03:08,656 --> 00:03:10,491 - Yes. Hey. Nice to meet you. 39 00:03:10,558 --> 00:03:13,894 - We had said00, right? 40 00:03:13,961 --> 00:03:16,397 - We said16, actually. 41 00:03:16,464 --> 00:03:18,766 -16? 42 00:03:22,102 --> 00:03:25,673 So I'm Kyle, and you are in very good hands, 43 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:28,676 'cause I did extremely well in personnel intake 44 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:29,710 at business school. 45 00:03:29,777 --> 00:03:31,144 - "At business school." 46 00:03:31,279 --> 00:03:33,547 Way to fit that in in the first ten seconds, Kyle. 47 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:34,748 - Are you lost? 48 00:03:34,815 --> 00:03:36,950 Because you wandered into my work. 49 00:03:37,017 --> 00:03:39,186 - I am definitely lost, 'cause I'm with you. 50 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:41,789 - Okay, maybe I can draw you a map... 51 00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:43,291 - Could you? - Of our house. 52 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:45,293 - Could you? Could you highlight the exits 53 00:03:45,359 --> 00:03:46,894 so I can get out of this house? 54 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,297 - As you wish, Buttercup! 55 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:51,765 - Kyle. Kyle. We agreed we'd mute 56 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:53,066 when talking to others. 57 00:03:53,133 --> 00:03:55,102 I swear, if one more person forgets to mute, 58 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:57,070 I am going to shoot myself in the leg. 59 00:03:57,137 --> 00:03:59,507 - Why the leg? - I got kids, man. 60 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:02,643 Can't just go around shooting myself in the face, can I? 61 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:04,412 - The leg is more deadly than the face. 62 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:05,646 Femoral artery. 63 00:04:05,713 --> 00:04:06,780 Runs right down the upper thighs. 64 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:08,148 It's a great way to drop a man. 65 00:04:08,215 --> 00:04:10,318 He sees you going for that area, 66 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:13,887 his instinct will be to protect the balls, 67 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:16,023 leaving the thighs vulnerable. 68 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,859 What he should do is protect the thighs 69 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:19,993 and give up the balls. 70 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:22,696 - Question. 71 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,798 This is my interview, right? 72 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:28,101 - Yes, but business doesn't stop for an interview. 73 00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:29,637 We gotta move at the speed of money. 74 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:33,006 - Oh, Mona thought she heard her name. 75 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:35,609 He said "money," not "Mona." 76 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:37,177 Mona is our cat's name. 77 00:04:37,244 --> 00:04:38,346 - It's her middle name, actually. 78 00:04:38,412 --> 00:04:39,847 We just call her Mona. - Mm-hmm. 79 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:41,081 - Except when she claws at the curtains. 80 00:04:41,148 --> 00:04:42,249 - Yeah. - Then it's... 81 00:04:42,350 --> 00:04:44,051 both: Elizabeth Mona Morningsted. 82 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,854 all: Think your actions through, please. 83 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,722 - But she's a good kitty. 84 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:52,125 - We got her after we found out that I'm infertile. 85 00:04:52,192 --> 00:04:53,361 I guess I have a lot of semen, 86 00:04:53,427 --> 00:04:55,729 but there's no actual sperms in there. 87 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:57,130 All milk, no cereal. 88 00:04:57,197 --> 00:04:58,866 - Do you have a lot of work to do today? 89 00:04:58,932 --> 00:05:00,200 - Yeah, I got some stuff I could be doing. 90 00:05:00,368 --> 00:05:02,536 - Okay, Eliza, a lot of short-term jobs here. 91 00:05:02,603 --> 00:05:04,204 - Yes, thank you. 92 00:05:04,271 --> 00:05:06,507 - Oh. You went to the same college as Neal. 93 00:05:06,574 --> 00:05:09,042 - What? 94 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:11,144 That's very cool to meet a fellow alumna. 95 00:05:11,211 --> 00:05:12,446 What are the odds? 96 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:15,516 Those were good years of my life. 97 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:19,420 Yeah. 98 00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:21,722 We probably ran across each other 99 00:05:21,789 --> 00:05:23,724 so many times, and we didn't even know it. 100 00:05:23,791 --> 00:05:26,226 - That's wild. 101 00:05:26,293 --> 00:05:28,228 - You have to remember Professor Clowning, right? 102 00:05:28,295 --> 00:05:30,230 - He was my favorite. Super funny. 103 00:05:30,297 --> 00:05:31,899 - You'll be happy to know that he finally decided 104 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:33,200 to go through with that surgery 105 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:34,735 getting that growth removed from his nose. 106 00:05:34,802 --> 00:05:36,537 Wasn't it crazy how he just used to 107 00:05:36,604 --> 00:05:38,472 pile up the other professors in his car with him, 108 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:41,809 be, like, 20 of them in that car? 109 00:05:43,611 --> 00:05:46,614 - Okay, maybe you two can reminisce some other time. 110 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,416 Um... 111 00:05:48,416 --> 00:05:49,683 Oh, here's something. 112 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:52,420 It looks like you stayed at Mitchell and Edward 113 00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:54,622 for the better part of the year. 114 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:55,689 - Mm. Mm-hmm, yes. 115 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:56,957 - What kind of company was this? 116 00:05:57,024 --> 00:06:00,794 - It's two names. 117 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:03,597 - Okay. Well, what kind of business were they in? 118 00:06:03,664 --> 00:06:08,335 - You know, I think Mitchell was a lawyer. 119 00:06:08,436 --> 00:06:10,103 - Were you a paralegal? 120 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:12,339 - What? No. No. 121 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:13,941 I couldn't. I don't. 122 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:16,043 - You're kind of, like, not answering his questions. 123 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:17,445 Wouldn't you say that's true, Boss? 124 00:06:17,478 --> 00:06:22,315 - Eliza, if I were to ask Mitchell or Edward 125 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:24,184 what it was you did, what would they say? 126 00:06:24,251 --> 00:06:27,688 - Oh, well, they would say, you know, 127 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:32,760 probably that my main responsibility 128 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:35,162 was as a surrogate. 129 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:39,500 - Surrogate. Like... 130 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:41,602 Like, a baby in you? 131 00:06:41,669 --> 00:06:43,904 - Yes. - Okay. Interesting. 132 00:06:43,971 --> 00:06:47,508 I don't have any follow-up questions at this moment. 133 00:06:47,575 --> 00:06:49,342 I mean, the ones I have, I'm not allowed to ask. 134 00:06:49,477 --> 00:06:52,713 Is there anything on here that would 135 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:55,483 qualify you for this job? - I'm certain. 136 00:06:55,483 --> 00:06:58,085 Could you just real quick remind me 137 00:06:58,151 --> 00:07:00,821 what it is this company does? 138 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:02,189 - Seriously? 139 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:05,192 Wenner Platforms is the third-largest outsourcing 140 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,827 company for in-website help chats. 141 00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:08,128 Really? You haven't heard of us? 142 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:09,930 - Of course. Right. 143 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:11,732 - I... 144 00:07:11,799 --> 00:07:12,933 Yeah. I think that's probably it. 145 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,035 - Oh. That's it? 146 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:17,070 - Thank you very much. 147 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:19,039 We'll get back to you. 148 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:20,641 - I'm not gonna spend the rest of my days 149 00:07:20,708 --> 00:07:22,643 cleaning up after your crap. 150 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:27,247 - Okay, excuse me; I have to go offline for just an emergency. 151 00:07:27,314 --> 00:07:29,049 Okay. 152 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:30,283 - You're a dirty bastard! 153 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:31,985 - Don't talk like that! 154 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:34,287 You know I love you! - Go fuck yourself, buddy! 155 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:35,989 - You're a fucking horrible person! 156 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:38,992 - I will knock you the fuck out, you little motherfucker! 157 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:40,961 - I am in a meeting! 158 00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:44,965 I'm sorry. There was a brief garbage fire, 159 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:48,536 and I was just violently coughing, but I'm okay. 160 00:07:48,536 --> 00:07:50,403 - Kyle, thanks for muting, dude. 161 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:52,072 Oh, no problem. Yeah. 162 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:54,542 Can I get my wife committed to an asylum for a few days 163 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:55,576 just to give me a break. 164 00:07:55,643 --> 00:07:57,110 Is that something people do? 165 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:59,112 - You know, Boss, if you're serious about this, 166 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:00,981 you can get yourself committed. 167 00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:02,683 And I can walk you through how to get 168 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:04,151 insurance to pay for it. 169 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:05,318 - No. 170 00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:06,386 It wouldn't be accurate. 171 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:07,955 I mean, she's the batshit one. 172 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:09,657 I mean, doctors would know instantly. 173 00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:11,959 - Would you consider an option 174 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:13,561 where you put it in the dishwasher? 175 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:15,796 Although I'm the first to say that hand-washing dishes 176 00:08:15,863 --> 00:08:17,965 is wonderfully satisfying. 177 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:19,933 - He makes his own soaps that he washes the dishes with. 178 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,570 - I reduce solid soaps to liquid soaps. 179 00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:25,138 - No way! That wasn't even my dish! 180 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:26,574 No, see? 181 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:30,343 The cream cheese has poppy seeds on it. 182 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:32,980 Wasn't my bagel, okay? 183 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:34,447 Mark, what would you do? 184 00:08:34,582 --> 00:08:36,483 - The dishes. - Do the dishes. 185 00:08:36,584 --> 00:08:39,252 - This is not about dishes. It's about power! 186 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:40,721 I do the dishes, she wins. 187 00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:42,255 I'm surprised you can't see that. 188 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:43,924 - Kyle, nobody here is gonna put themselves in the middle 189 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:45,092 of your marriage. 190 00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:46,359 - Why don't you take the dirty dish 191 00:08:46,426 --> 00:08:48,028 and put it with her stuff? 192 00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:49,997 - Yes. 193 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:52,800 Yes. This woman gets it. 194 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,735 - Kyle, I think she's kidding. 195 00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:55,703 - I'm not. You should go do it. 196 00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:57,337 - Ask yourself this: 197 00:08:57,404 --> 00:09:01,441 will putting the dish with her stuff escalate unnecessarily... 198 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:03,010 - Yes. - Into a bigger fight? 199 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:06,079 Or will it calm things down so you two can talk through it? 200 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:07,047 - No, no. - Yes. 201 00:09:07,114 --> 00:09:08,281 - Eliza? 202 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:09,516 - Okay. 203 00:09:09,617 --> 00:09:11,652 Play this out in my head. 204 00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:16,189 So you could wash the dish. 205 00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:18,191 Do it Neal's way, which I don't know, 206 00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:19,760 it just kind of feels wrong. 207 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:23,330 - Feels very wrong. Be right back. 208 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:24,932 See? 209 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:26,266 Now I finally have someone here 210 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:27,935 who understands relationships and seems 211 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:29,202 to care about my marriage. 212 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:33,006 Is that so hard? Is that really so hard? 213 00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:51,925 - What you eating there, Mark? 214 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:53,994 - Made it a couple nights ago. Coq au vin. 215 00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:57,330 - Did someone say coq au vin? - Uh-oh. 216 00:09:57,397 --> 00:09:59,933 Mark, you just pressed Winston's starter button. 217 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,635 - Coq au vin happens to be my signature dish. 218 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,270 Mark, I got a tip for you. 219 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:04,437 Next time you prepare it, 220 00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:05,839 soak the chicken in the red wine 221 00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:08,575 for a full 24 hours before you cook it. 222 00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:09,609 It's a game-changer. 223 00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:10,577 - I use Riesling. 224 00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:12,112 - Oh, what? 225 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:13,613 - What's it supposed to be? - Red. 226 00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:14,882 Always red. 227 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:18,218 - Riesling lifts out the other flavors. 228 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,920 Heightens them. 229 00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:20,788 You dig? 230 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:22,155 - I do not dig. 231 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:24,324 Your loss, brother. - It's my loss, brother? 232 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:25,693 Oh, I'm your brother now, Mark, am I? 233 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:27,227 Really? I'm your brother now? 234 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,729 I'm not your brother, 'cause you're somebody who 235 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:30,263 goes out there and breaks rules like some kind of 236 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:32,032 goddamn vigilante, and that's no brother of mine. 237 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:33,801 I don't even talk to my real brother. 238 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:36,704 And for reasons much less severe than this. 239 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,368 - You stole a neighbor's flower? 240 00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:10,237 - Dr. Martin gave it to me. 241 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,372 - Why? - Because he's nice to me. 242 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:14,474 He doesn't need a reason to be nice. 243 00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:17,010 - He's senile. 244 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:18,779 - You clean that dish? 245 00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:22,415 - I took care of it. 246 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:35,896 - Hey. How'd it go? 247 00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:37,164 - It was okay. 248 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:39,366 - Well, you'll find something. 249 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,903 - No, they offered me the job. 250 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,938 - They offered it to you? - Yeah. 251 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:46,373 - They said you have the job? 252 00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:47,574 - That's what they said. 253 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,542 - They said those words? 254 00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:51,611 - Yeah. 255 00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:54,114 - Janet. 256 00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:55,849 - What? - Come here. 257 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:57,284 - Jesus, what? 258 00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:59,452 - Come here! 259 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:01,889 - What the fuck is it? 260 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:07,660 Eliza got the new job. 261 00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:09,429 - Congratulations. 262 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,298 She never had trouble getting the job. 263 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:14,601 It was keeping the job that was the Rubik's Cube. 264 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,574 You know what? Call me crazy, 265 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:23,811 I think you're gonna do great on your own. 266 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,846 - Why would that be crazy? 267 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:28,215 - I left some money for you with your sister, all right? 268 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,717 And it's not much, but it'll be there for you if you need it. 269 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:33,586 - Shouldn't you be leaving money with me for her 270 00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:36,089 since I'm the older one? 271 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:37,457 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 272 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:41,061 But, you know, she's good with money and budgets. 273 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,296 You're the creative one. 274 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:46,633 Although she's very creative too. 275 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,104 - What's wrong? 276 00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,472 - Why does something have to be wrong? 277 00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:54,141 - Because you called me three times in a row. 278 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:56,009 - Pick up the first time and that won't happen. 279 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:58,611 - Okay, Liza, I cannot talk. I am at work. 280 00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:00,147 - But this is an emergency. 281 00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:05,185 - Just give me one sec. 282 00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:07,720 Okay. 283 00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:10,490 - Our childhood is over. 284 00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:12,592 - Okay. 285 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:28,375 How dare he? 286 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,643 - It's just his opinion, dear. 287 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:33,180 Get some sleep. 288 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:37,050 - If you want to make coq au vin with a Riesling, 289 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:40,753 okay, I guess. 290 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:44,557 But you do not get to call it coq au vin at that point. 291 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,927 It's white wine chicken. 292 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:51,899 - Please, Winston. Okay? 293 00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:23,163 - Hi. Good morning. 294 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,397 - Good morning. 295 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:25,632 - Good morning. 296 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,467 - Good morning. - Good morning. 297 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,702 - Good morning. - Good morning. 298 00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:31,438 - Good morning. - Good morning. 299 00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:32,672 - Good morning. - Good morning. 300 00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:34,174 - Good morning. - Good morning. 301 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:35,375 - Good morning. - Good morning. 302 00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:36,343 - Good-- - Hey, guys, 303 00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:38,211 I have a crazy idea. 304 00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:39,779 I know it's my first day. 305 00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:42,349 But how about we only say "good morning," like, 306 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:43,650 once a month, 307 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,119 you know, and then we can spare ourselves 308 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,355 from this whole thing every day, 309 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:52,159 'cause that's just, like... 310 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,962 Yeah? 311 00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:58,865 And then, you know, we'd have lots of free time. 312 00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:01,368 - What is she talking about? 313 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:04,337 - Good morning. 314 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,838 all: Good morning. 315 00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:07,107 - Good morning. 316 00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:08,808 - In my underwear drawer, Kyle? 317 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,012 You think it's funny? 318 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:14,581 - Oh! What the hell? 319 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,549 - If one of those shards of glass 320 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,818 end back up in my underwear drawer, 321 00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:22,089 I'm gonna take it and cut off your dick. 322 00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:23,991 - Ooh. 323 00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:25,692 - That might be difficult 324 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:29,196 given your newfound allergy to dick. 325 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,998 - Your dick, Kyle. 326 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:32,499 Your dick. 327 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:35,135 I'm having an affair, and I'm loving it. 328 00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:36,369 - No, you're not. 329 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,471 We both work from home. 330 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,773 How is that even possible? 331 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,909 - I take walks. - With who? 332 00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,777 - Our neighbor. 333 00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,179 - Dr. Martin? 334 00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:48,015 He's 78. 335 00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:49,749 Have fun. 336 00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:51,651 - He has longer balls than you. 337 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,853 - That's not even a thing. 338 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,789 Guys don't care how long their balls are. 339 00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:58,191 - They're huge. 340 00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:00,093 His scrotum is huge. 341 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:04,031 - It's not like it's a sign of virility or anything. 342 00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:08,301 It's just--it sounds more like a disease. 343 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:12,539 - Yeah, if the disease is having your own slack line. 344 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:16,609 - It stretches with age. 345 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:20,813 It's not a fair comparison. 346 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:24,351 - He has a bigger scrotum. - Stop. 347 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:27,054 Stop it. 348 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:37,064 I'm sorry about all that, guys. 349 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,531 It's just my wife. 350 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,833 She's going through a tough time with her career, 351 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:44,837 and she's also the worst person who ever lived. 352 00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:48,275 The dish thing was a bad idea. 353 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,943 - The boys literally told you what to do, honey. 354 00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:52,845 - Yeah, it was hard to see at the time. 355 00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:55,648 Eliza, I'm beginning to question your judgment. 356 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:58,118 Let's call this strike one. 357 00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:02,289 - Oh. 358 00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:12,532 Wow. You're wasting no time. 359 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,567 - They asked us for a short escrow. 360 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:17,170 And I said, "Yes, please." 361 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,238 You were fired, weren't you? 362 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:21,408 Were you terminated? 363 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:22,809 - Uh-uh. - Are you gonna be spending 364 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,711 - 00 to- 00 at Panda Express again 365 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:27,114 and pretending to go to work like you did last time? 366 00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:28,315 What happened? 367 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,749 - It's not my fault, okay? 368 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:32,119 My boss just entangled me in his marriage. 369 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:34,154 - Did you sleep with him? 370 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,256 No judgment. - No! 371 00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:39,892 He just has a bad marriage and needs my help. 372 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,128 No judgment? 373 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,830 - If he needs your help, then you make sure 374 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,533 that his marriage is the best marriage that exists 375 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:50,036 on the planet, because now his marriage 376 00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:52,172 is your biggest problem. 377 00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:53,506 Now, what's your problem? 378 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,507 I said, what's your problem? 379 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:55,842 - Mom. 380 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,611 - His marriage. That's your problem. 381 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,959 - And what do we have here? 382 00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:14,394 Oh! - What is this? 383 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:17,264 - Two perfectly cooked plates of coq au vin for lunch. 384 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,665 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 385 00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,267 - Everybody, take a look at it. 386 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,269 That's a feast for the eyes right there. 387 00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:24,304 - Awfully dark. - That's because it's been 388 00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:27,807 properly soaked in a Bordeaux, Mark. 389 00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:30,177 - Man, business-class meal right in your own home. 390 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:33,546 - This is really the best coq au vin I've ever tasted. 391 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,683 - You hear that, Mark? I'm the best she's ever had. 392 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:37,817 - I was just talking about the chicken. 393 00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,319 - You hear that, Mark? 394 00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:41,821 I'm the best chicken she's ever had. 395 00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:44,457 - So what does everybody here do? 396 00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:45,458 - Same as you. 397 00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:46,659 Answer help chats. 398 00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:49,229 - So we're all in a meeting forever? 399 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:51,498 Well, right, if I'm not watching, 400 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,400 you'll just wank all day. 401 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,668 - Well, that's unlikely. 402 00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:56,669 I mean, Mark might do that. 403 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,671 - I-- - Not Margie. 404 00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:01,808 - You don't think that I... myself? 405 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:04,977 - Sometimes she has to, 'cause I can't always get her there. 406 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:06,646 Not due to a lack of trying. 407 00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,848 - But sometimes the trying is what doesn't get me there. 408 00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:09,816 - Yeah. - 'Cause you always say, 409 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,418 "I'm trying. I'm trying." 410 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:15,988 - Sorry, I have, like, a full life with, like, women in it. 411 00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:17,490 I've known all kinds of women. - No, I was just-- 412 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:18,825 - Along with a lack of semen, I also have 413 00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:20,227 a lot of blood flow issues. 414 00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:21,228 Sometimes when I get an erection 415 00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:22,862 my fingertips get very cold. 416 00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:24,231 - Yeah. No, I was just trying to 417 00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:25,498 save you all from an endless meeting, but-- 418 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,600 - I'm sorry, did you say endless meeting? 419 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,269 Wow. This is where we work. 420 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:32,138 - Yeah. Sure. But-- - This is our office. 421 00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:36,843 And I'm sorry, with all due respect, you're stuck in 2018. 422 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:39,912 Who don't you go back in your time machine and go to a land 423 00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:43,049 where everybody went to the physical office? 424 00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:45,252 Enjoy Meghan Markle's wedding. 425 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:48,921 Spoiler alert: she thinks being a princess sucks. 426 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,924 Oh. 427 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:53,726 Just got an email from Mr. Donahue. 428 00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:56,363 He is gonna join us for our video conference later. 429 00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:57,864 - Oh, I miss him. - Oh, okay. 430 00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,899 - Something up? - Nah, it's just an update 431 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,534 on the sale of our company. 432 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:04,737 - The what? - Oh, haven't I mentioned it? 433 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:08,207 Yeah, we've been bought by a Mexican technology company 434 00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:09,542 with an active investment arm. 435 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,177 Yeah, I'm sure I told you guys about that. 436 00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:12,712 - Our jobs, are they in danger? 437 00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:13,846 - Why would they be? 438 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:15,715 - My sister-in-law lost her job 439 00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,384 when Exxon-Mobil bought The Gap. 440 00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:18,951 - Not sure that happened, Margie. 441 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:20,119 - No, it really did. 442 00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:23,923 We even loaned her a lot of money. 443 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:25,992 Winston, she got us again. 444 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,027 - God, I don't want to stereotype, 445 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:31,564 because lord knows I hate when that's being done to me. 446 00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:33,400 - Uh-oh. Uh-oh. - But if we're being bought 447 00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:38,271 by a German company, half of us would go, absolutely. 448 00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:39,672 But the Mexicans? 449 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,842 In terms of efficiency, they have a different-- 450 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,378 wait for it... - Nope. 451 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,580 Oh, no. 452 00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:48,648 Nope. 453 00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,317 - Culture. 454 00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:51,751 - Huh. 455 00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:53,753 - Just try and give us some warning, okay? 456 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,355 I've got bills, and to find a job 457 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:56,756 that pays as much as this one 458 00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:58,491 is gonna take me at least a week. 459 00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:03,596 Huh-duh, duh-dee-ba-duh. 460 00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:05,598 You know what? It's your choice 461 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:07,567 to be unskilled workers. 462 00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:10,970 You know, really, you should appreciate what you got, okay? 463 00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:13,005 Because there's not a lot of jobs 464 00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:16,142 like this in which absolutely anybody can do. 465 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:18,345 - How about a "Babe" break? 466 00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:21,047 - Oh, yeah. - A what? 467 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,181 - All right, let's do it. 468 00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:23,983 - Oh, good! - Where are we now? 469 00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:26,218 - Farmer Hogget can't get Babe to eat. 470 00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:28,187 - Okay, shh-shh. Okay, here we go. 471 00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,686 - Man, it's like serotonin, you know? 472 00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:01,954 - Oh, I'm so glad Babe's eating. 473 00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:03,390 - So glad. 474 00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:04,824 - Your head is very heavy. 475 00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:11,197 - Ah! 476 00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:13,733 - Whoo! - Presto! 477 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,402 - Paris! - Paris! 478 00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:17,203 Mmm, that's not good. 479 00:22:17,269 --> 00:22:18,237 I think that went bad. - No. 480 00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:19,406 - I wouldn't drink it. 481 00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:22,742 - I feel like I've brought up, like, 482 00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:24,444 our official insemination a couple times. 483 00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:25,712 - Mm-hmm. - And we've kind of 484 00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:27,079 maybe glossed that over. 485 00:22:27,146 --> 00:22:29,115 - Oh, I don't want to spend the money on that. 486 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,216 I'll say it again. 487 00:22:30,282 --> 00:22:32,752 Maybe your friend Bill. 488 00:22:32,819 --> 00:22:33,853 - Bill? 489 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,422 - Mm-hmm. 490 00:22:35,455 --> 00:22:36,989 - I'd like to find a guy who's exactly like me, 491 00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:41,093 except with a full-functioning reproductive system. 492 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,062 - I know, but we don't talk to your brother anymore. 493 00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:44,897 - Yeah, after 8 1/2 years of radio silence, 494 00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:47,133 I feel like I gotta take my brother out to a dinner 495 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:48,968 first or something. 496 00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:50,169 - I can't. 497 00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:52,004 I can't deal with the family stuff. 498 00:22:52,071 --> 00:22:54,574 - No, I know. 499 00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:57,243 We also haven't fully discussed the methodology 500 00:22:57,309 --> 00:22:59,278 by which we would procure the genetic material 501 00:22:59,345 --> 00:23:00,447 from Bill if it was Bill. 502 00:23:00,447 --> 00:23:01,848 - Well, we would sleep together. 503 00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:06,619 - Okay, can we just work like a normal working work? 504 00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:08,988 - You... you okay over there, Kyle? 505 00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,022 - Fine. 506 00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:12,559 - You got to pee, Boss? 507 00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:13,693 - Why don't you go and do that then? 508 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,227 - I can't. 509 00:23:15,294 --> 00:23:16,763 - Why can't you pee, sweetie? 510 00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:18,164 - I have that. 511 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,166 Eventually it feels like I'm hanging on to so little 512 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,468 that I don't want to let anything go. 513 00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:24,837 - Look, Ally and I had a fight, 514 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:27,874 and I said I'm not coming out until she apologies, 515 00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:29,375 which she hasn't. 516 00:23:29,476 --> 00:23:32,645 So she can't see me leave this room. 517 00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:34,213 - That's so stupid. Just go pee. 518 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,215 - Just go talk to your wife. 519 00:23:36,282 --> 00:23:37,884 I mean, you see that, don't you? 520 00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:40,219 Like, how incredibly obvious it is? 521 00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:43,590 - No, Neal. I see nothing. 522 00:23:43,656 --> 00:23:45,291 Eliza? 523 00:23:45,357 --> 00:23:47,259 - You leave the room, she wins. 524 00:23:47,326 --> 00:23:49,295 - God, you get it! 525 00:23:49,361 --> 00:23:50,797 Yes! - No, dear, 526 00:23:50,863 --> 00:23:53,299 that is not exactly practical advice now, is it? 527 00:23:53,365 --> 00:23:56,536 - I hear you, Margie, but this feels like, if Kyle gives in, 528 00:23:56,603 --> 00:23:58,805 Ally will just pull the same shit next week. 529 00:23:58,871 --> 00:24:01,508 - Right. Right. That is my concern as well. 530 00:24:01,508 --> 00:24:02,842 - Can you crawl out under her view? 531 00:24:02,909 --> 00:24:04,911 - Like a coward? - Yeah, like a coward. 532 00:24:04,977 --> 00:24:06,513 - I can try. 533 00:24:06,513 --> 00:24:08,648 - Nothing cowardly about crawling on your belly. 534 00:24:08,715 --> 00:24:11,283 If you were a snake, you'd think walking was cowardly. 535 00:24:37,844 --> 00:24:40,446 - It's a no-go. - Maybe a window? 536 00:24:40,547 --> 00:24:42,181 - Use the toilet, Kyle. 537 00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:44,551 - Use a window, Kyle. 538 00:24:44,617 --> 00:24:46,285 - Hello? Is this the meeting? 539 00:24:46,352 --> 00:24:47,954 Did I get the right place? 540 00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:49,321 - Oh, fuck. 541 00:24:50,557 --> 00:24:52,091 It's me, Mr. Donahue. 542 00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:54,727 - Hey, Mr. Donahue. - Have you guys all met Ernie? 543 00:24:54,794 --> 00:24:56,262 Huh? Say hi, Ernie. 544 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:57,830 Say hi, Ernie. - Hi, Ernie. 545 00:24:57,897 --> 00:24:59,866 - Ah, there we go. 546 00:24:59,932 --> 00:25:03,135 That's Ernie for, "Hi, there." 547 00:25:03,202 --> 00:25:04,470 Did everybody say hi? 548 00:25:04,571 --> 00:25:05,705 I didn't know if anyone was on mute. 549 00:25:05,772 --> 00:25:07,339 - What can we do for you? - Oh, right. 550 00:25:07,406 --> 00:25:09,208 As you have no doubt all heard by now, 551 00:25:09,275 --> 00:25:12,912 our little gem of a company has been acquired 552 00:25:12,979 --> 00:25:16,783 by Quintana Sistemas de Información. 553 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:19,385 based in Quintanas, Mexico. 554 00:25:19,451 --> 00:25:20,853 I had to look up where that is. 555 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,989 It's kind of the New Mexico of Mexico. 556 00:25:23,055 --> 00:25:25,592 - Cool, cool, cool. Anything else? 557 00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:26,593 - Ernie, you need to go out? 558 00:25:26,626 --> 00:25:28,227 You do, don't you? 559 00:25:28,294 --> 00:25:31,463 I can feel the tremors from his bladder when he has to go out. 560 00:25:31,598 --> 00:25:32,398 What? Okay. Okay. 561 00:25:32,464 --> 00:25:34,500 Hold your horses there. 562 00:25:34,601 --> 00:25:35,968 Okay. 563 00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:37,837 There you go. You just do your business. 564 00:25:39,906 --> 00:25:41,273 Look at it all coming out. 565 00:25:41,340 --> 00:25:42,609 Wow. 566 00:25:42,675 --> 00:25:45,477 Good, strong stream. Good, strong stream. 567 00:25:45,612 --> 00:25:46,946 - Oh... - Fuck. 568 00:25:47,013 --> 00:25:48,047 - You're gonna be like a deflated beach ball. 569 00:25:48,114 --> 00:25:49,649 Oh, I'm proud of you. - Fuck. 570 00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:51,350 - Okay. Now it's just drips. - Fuck. 571 00:25:51,417 --> 00:25:53,452 - You did it again. Come on, Ernie. Here we go. 572 00:25:53,519 --> 00:25:55,955 After he pees, he likes to stare at the wall. 573 00:25:56,022 --> 00:25:58,390 There's one wall that he just loves. 574 00:25:58,457 --> 00:25:59,826 Where was I? 575 00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:02,695 Yes, so the Sistemas folks are gonna 576 00:26:02,762 --> 00:26:04,063 be arriving here next month. 577 00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:06,866 I thought we should throw them a welcoming party. 578 00:26:06,933 --> 00:26:09,468 Good chance for everyone to meet. 579 00:26:09,535 --> 00:26:12,672 And I hope that each one of you will be in attendance. 580 00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:17,009 - Do you think you could just email us the rest? 581 00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:19,411 I'm sorry, we're very--we're very busy. 582 00:26:19,478 --> 00:26:21,313 - Okay, well, the last thing on my agenda, 583 00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:25,484 I want to do a presentation for everyone 584 00:26:25,551 --> 00:26:28,520 so they know what to expect in the new merger. 585 00:26:28,655 --> 00:26:31,858 I think do it in person, you know, get everyone together. 586 00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:34,126 Kyle, if you were to have it at your place, 587 00:26:34,193 --> 00:26:36,863 there would be an extra $15 to cover whatever 588 00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:41,768 electricity is used, water. 589 00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:45,104 If that sounds good to you, then I say snap it up. 590 00:26:45,171 --> 00:26:46,072 There you go. 591 00:26:46,138 --> 00:26:47,674 It was great to see everyone. 592 00:26:47,674 --> 00:26:49,108 - Bye. 593 00:26:49,175 --> 00:26:53,579 - And I will end the call on my end... 594 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,381 - Goodbye. - Now. 595 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:57,483 - Goodbye. 596 00:26:57,549 --> 00:26:58,584 - Oh, it's right there. 597 00:26:58,685 --> 00:27:00,352 - Okay, I'm looking for End. 598 00:27:00,419 --> 00:27:02,922 - It's the bottom left. 599 00:27:02,989 --> 00:27:04,090 - Oh, I see Leave Meeting. 600 00:27:04,156 --> 00:27:05,357 Okay. - Yep. 601 00:27:05,424 --> 00:27:10,296 - And Leave Meeting in three, two, one. 602 00:27:10,362 --> 00:27:11,363 Nope. 603 00:27:11,430 --> 00:27:13,733 - Do I say it? 604 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,802 Leave meeting. 605 00:27:15,868 --> 00:27:17,336 Leave meeting. 606 00:27:17,403 --> 00:27:22,975 I'll tell you what, I'm gonna unplug it at the wall. 607 00:27:23,042 --> 00:27:24,711 - Oh, God. Oh, God. 608 00:27:24,777 --> 00:27:26,813 Oh, God. 609 00:27:33,853 --> 00:27:35,387 - You okay, Boss? 610 00:27:35,454 --> 00:27:36,388 - I just need a minute. 611 00:27:36,455 --> 00:27:37,890 - Oh, dear God. 612 00:27:37,957 --> 00:27:41,527 - Did you not just hear me say use the toilet? 613 00:27:41,593 --> 00:27:43,229 - Can't stop now. 614 00:27:50,536 --> 00:27:52,238 Ahh. 615 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:01,413 Ahh. 616 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,582 The window was the winning idea, Eliza. 617 00:28:03,649 --> 00:28:04,884 Good work. 618 00:28:04,951 --> 00:28:06,786 I didn't know you had that much ambition. 619 00:28:06,853 --> 00:28:08,755 Coming after my job. 620 00:28:09,989 --> 00:28:12,892 - Kyle. Open up. 621 00:28:12,959 --> 00:28:15,527 - You have your apology ready? 622 00:28:15,594 --> 00:28:17,897 - Dr. Martin is here. 623 00:28:17,964 --> 00:28:20,299 - Tell him I'm working, and if he needs help 624 00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:22,634 starting his heart, he should call 911. 625 00:28:22,769 --> 00:28:26,873 - Kyle, I'd appreciate a minute of your time. 626 00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:45,157 - Oh, hey, guys. What a pleasant surprise. 627 00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:48,094 - What is in here? What's going on? 628 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:52,899 - My wife said you defecated on your own shrubbery 629 00:28:52,965 --> 00:28:54,133 from high up. 630 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,802 - That's ridiculous. - I told him that. 631 00:28:55,868 --> 00:28:57,036 I told him that. 632 00:28:57,103 --> 00:28:59,939 - Look, what you're saying is absurd. 633 00:29:00,006 --> 00:29:02,708 Why would anyone do that when they have a toilet available? 634 00:29:02,809 --> 00:29:06,678 - She says you tried to aim a turd right on her. 635 00:29:06,813 --> 00:29:08,280 - That's not even possible. 636 00:29:08,347 --> 00:29:11,283 Like, the anus can't throw. 637 00:29:14,353 --> 00:29:16,823 No. Hey, please, the window is stuck. 638 00:29:16,823 --> 00:29:18,057 It hasn't opened in years. 639 00:29:18,124 --> 00:29:19,191 You're gonna throw out your back. 640 00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:20,392 - Oh-- - Oh, are you okay? 641 00:29:20,459 --> 00:29:21,928 Oh, sir, sir. - I got it. I got it. 642 00:29:21,994 --> 00:29:24,530 I got it. Let me get it. Let me get it. 643 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:27,366 - Oh, no, Kyle. - Oh, God, what? 644 00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:31,737 - God, Kyle! - Oh, just tell me why. 645 00:29:31,838 --> 00:29:33,940 - I don't smell anything. 646 00:29:34,006 --> 00:29:37,043 - What paths have you chosen as a man? 647 00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:39,211 - You still owe me an apology. 648 00:29:50,422 --> 00:29:52,859 - I am so sorry, Dr. Martin. 649 00:29:52,859 --> 00:29:56,328 - I just don't understand how something like this happens. 650 00:29:56,395 --> 00:29:58,630 - I just don't understand our marriage right now. 651 00:29:58,697 --> 00:30:01,600 All we do is fight all the time. 652 00:30:01,667 --> 00:30:02,935 I don't know what to do with this guy. 653 00:30:03,002 --> 00:30:05,104 - Oh, honey, it's gonna be okay. 654 00:30:05,171 --> 00:30:07,406 Marriage is a long and winding path. 655 00:30:07,473 --> 00:30:08,507 Sometimes it's all muddy for a while. 656 00:30:08,574 --> 00:30:09,876 - Fuck you. 657 00:30:09,942 --> 00:30:12,611 - Woods are unpredictable. 658 00:30:12,678 --> 00:30:16,448 Sometimes you go in the woods and poop. 659 00:30:16,515 --> 00:30:18,918 And maybe that's what happened today. 660 00:30:18,985 --> 00:30:23,755 Oh. 661 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:26,292 Nice. Uh... 662 00:30:33,132 --> 00:30:36,602 Eliza, the window was an atrocious idea. 663 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:38,737 Really, just awful. 664 00:30:38,804 --> 00:30:43,442 Strike two. 665 00:30:43,509 --> 00:30:45,711 - I feel like we're forgetting something. 666 00:30:45,777 --> 00:30:47,013 - You're not. There's-- - All right, don't-- 667 00:30:47,079 --> 00:30:48,680 what are you throwing? 668 00:30:48,747 --> 00:30:50,049 She doesn't know what's in that bag. 669 00:30:50,116 --> 00:30:51,717 All right, give me a hug. I feel-- 670 00:30:51,783 --> 00:30:54,086 I have mixed emotions about this. 671 00:30:54,153 --> 00:30:55,354 You all right? You okay? 672 00:30:55,421 --> 00:30:56,889 - No. - I want to check in. 673 00:30:56,956 --> 00:30:58,891 - If you want to go to Jamba Juice get in the car first. 674 00:31:13,305 --> 00:31:16,308 - Oh, nightstand. 675 00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:19,411 - Do you need help? - No, I got it. 676 00:31:23,015 --> 00:31:25,717 - Well, it's your place, so... 677 00:31:25,784 --> 00:31:27,954 - Here's the thing, I give my boss the kind of relationship 678 00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:31,423 advice he wants to hear, and then when things go wrong, 679 00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:33,092 he punishes me. 680 00:31:33,159 --> 00:31:35,527 I think I have, like, two strikes against me already. 681 00:31:35,594 --> 00:31:38,264 But the second one I can't argue with. 682 00:31:50,977 --> 00:31:55,982 - I think my running shoes are older than you are. 683 00:31:56,015 --> 00:31:57,049 I thought we might-- 684 00:31:57,116 --> 00:32:00,652 - Give me that. 685 00:32:02,654 --> 00:32:06,358 We gonna do this. - We gonna do this. 686 00:32:13,032 --> 00:32:16,102 - Long run? 687 00:32:21,007 --> 00:32:25,411 I'll allow it. 688 00:32:30,116 --> 00:32:31,817 - Hmm. 689 00:32:31,883 --> 00:32:34,320 - Hey. 690 00:32:35,487 --> 00:32:37,523 - Hi. You have legs. 691 00:32:37,589 --> 00:32:38,757 - Yeah, you do too. 692 00:32:38,824 --> 00:32:40,792 - Shall we? - Yeah, yeah, we should. 693 00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:48,767 What? - Oh, nothing, nothing. 694 00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:55,141 - What? - Nothing. Nothing. 695 00:32:55,207 --> 00:32:56,875 Nothing. Nothing. 696 00:33:00,179 --> 00:33:03,182 I just--I thought you were gonna ask me out. 697 00:33:03,249 --> 00:33:04,250 - What's up, winners? 698 00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:06,352 - Hey! - Hi. Come on in. 699 00:33:06,418 --> 00:33:08,054 Fashionably late. - Hey. 700 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:09,421 - Come on in. 701 00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:11,523 Okay. 702 00:33:11,590 --> 00:33:13,159 I think that should do it. 703 00:33:13,225 --> 00:33:14,493 Okay, yeah. 704 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,529 Sorry for the delay, but this presentation 705 00:33:17,596 --> 00:33:19,598 was prepared by Mr. Donahue and myself 706 00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:22,768 just to walk everyone through what to expect 707 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:26,072 when Wenner Platforms transforms 708 00:33:26,105 --> 00:33:30,509 into Wenner Platforms, A division of... 709 00:33:30,576 --> 00:33:31,877 - So that's our new company name? 710 00:33:31,943 --> 00:33:33,945 Wenner Platforms, A division of? 711 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,414 - It is. 712 00:33:35,481 --> 00:33:37,116 - Maybe the next slide, Kyle. 713 00:33:37,183 --> 00:33:38,684 - Shut up, Mark. 714 00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:40,752 Okay. That's the full name. 715 00:33:40,819 --> 00:33:43,155 Quintana Sistemas de Información. 716 00:33:43,222 --> 00:33:47,226 So that is all the información you need. 717 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,996 Okay. Wow. 718 00:33:51,097 --> 00:33:52,331 Any questions? 719 00:33:52,398 --> 00:33:54,833 This is what the dilemma is. 720 00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:58,003 Like, you're saying, "Hey, dog, 721 00:33:58,104 --> 00:34:00,606 how are we gonna combine these companies, bro?" 722 00:34:00,672 --> 00:34:03,309 Well, I'll answer it, bro. 723 00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:04,676 Vertical integration. 724 00:34:04,743 --> 00:34:06,212 Put companies on top of each other. 725 00:34:06,278 --> 00:34:07,979 Make a big building. 726 00:34:08,114 --> 00:34:10,282 Practical integration, email-- 727 00:34:10,349 --> 00:34:12,584 - Uh-oh. 728 00:34:12,651 --> 00:34:15,754 Does that mean that we all have to get new email addresses? 729 00:34:16,822 --> 00:34:19,125 - Been looking at this all day. 730 00:34:19,191 --> 00:34:20,426 - Yeah, I mean... - Can smell the cinnamon. 731 00:34:20,492 --> 00:34:21,727 - Perhaps, you know-- 732 00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:23,462 - Tennessee, that is for everyone. 733 00:34:23,529 --> 00:34:24,796 - Yeah, I'll share it. - That's an absurd amount. 734 00:34:24,863 --> 00:34:26,598 - I really just want the fruit. 735 00:34:26,665 --> 00:34:29,335 - Then have an apple. - Ally! 736 00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:32,804 Ally! Ally! 737 00:34:32,871 --> 00:34:34,373 - What does she... 738 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:38,177 - Ally! Ally! 739 00:34:39,778 --> 00:34:41,413 - Hey, Mrs. Martin. How are you? 740 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:42,714 - How could you? 741 00:34:42,781 --> 00:34:44,883 - Mrs. Martin? - Oh, don't. 742 00:34:44,950 --> 00:34:48,154 Why would you do that? 743 00:34:48,187 --> 00:34:49,955 - Mrs. Martin, can we talk about this 744 00:34:50,021 --> 00:34:51,190 another time, please? - No. 745 00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:53,759 Now. 746 00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:55,894 - When two people are in a relationship, 747 00:34:55,961 --> 00:34:57,963 and one of them is in a wheelchair, 748 00:34:58,029 --> 00:35:01,900 the other person is allowed to have his needs satisfied. 749 00:35:01,967 --> 00:35:04,570 - I satisfy his needs. 750 00:35:04,636 --> 00:35:07,773 - How? 751 00:35:07,839 --> 00:35:08,840 How did you even find out? 752 00:35:08,907 --> 00:35:10,176 - He told me. 753 00:35:10,176 --> 00:35:11,843 - Well, why are you not yelling at him? 754 00:35:11,910 --> 00:35:13,579 - I did. But an 80-year-old man 755 00:35:13,645 --> 00:35:15,681 doesn't exactly have a lot of defenses 756 00:35:15,747 --> 00:35:18,016 against a young seductress. 757 00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:21,187 You know, someday you'll care about your marriage, 758 00:35:21,187 --> 00:35:24,022 and then you'll know what it means to respect the ring. 759 00:35:24,089 --> 00:35:27,058 I do not have time for this. 760 00:35:27,193 --> 00:35:29,261 - Ally. Open the door. 761 00:35:29,328 --> 00:35:32,198 - What have you done, Ally? - He loves my art! 762 00:35:32,198 --> 00:35:36,235 - Oh, he's the one? Open the door and face her. 763 00:35:36,302 --> 00:35:37,269 - No. - Yes. 764 00:35:37,336 --> 00:35:38,370 - No. No. - Open. 765 00:35:38,437 --> 00:35:39,371 - No. No. - Open the door. 766 00:35:39,438 --> 00:35:40,372 - No. - Open the door. 767 00:35:40,439 --> 00:35:41,307 - No. - Open the door. 768 00:35:41,373 --> 00:35:43,108 - No. 769 00:35:43,209 --> 00:35:46,378 No. No. 770 00:35:46,445 --> 00:35:49,281 - Strong! Fuck. 771 00:35:49,348 --> 00:35:51,850 Ow. Ow! My rib! 772 00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:54,085 - Go do your meeting, Kyle. 773 00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:55,521 No. No. 774 00:35:55,587 --> 00:35:56,688 - Open the door. - No. 775 00:35:56,755 --> 00:35:58,490 - I need to get the mail. - The mail? 776 00:35:58,557 --> 00:35:59,791 - Yes. - I'll get the mail. 777 00:35:59,858 --> 00:36:01,026 - I'll get the mail, but I promise not to-- 778 00:36:01,092 --> 00:36:02,394 - I'll get the mail. I'll get the mail. 779 00:36:02,461 --> 00:36:04,530 - No, I'll get the mail. No, I'll get the mail. 780 00:36:04,596 --> 00:36:08,767 - You can't look me in the eye, but you can take a scrotum 781 00:36:08,834 --> 00:36:10,536 that's three quarters of a century old 782 00:36:10,602 --> 00:36:12,938 and stick it in your mouth? 783 00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:18,777 Hey! 784 00:36:18,844 --> 00:36:21,513 Wait till NextDoor hears about this. 785 00:36:21,580 --> 00:36:26,418 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Ha. 786 00:36:39,898 --> 00:36:42,934 - Uh...so let's see. 787 00:36:43,001 --> 00:36:44,503 Where were we? 788 00:36:45,837 --> 00:36:48,740 Email. Ooh. 789 00:36:48,807 --> 00:36:50,942 And payroll. 790 00:36:51,009 --> 00:36:52,344 - Maybe we should stop. - Yeah. 791 00:36:52,411 --> 00:36:53,612 - Yeah? - What a good idea. 792 00:36:53,679 --> 00:36:54,746 - Why don't we take a little break, huh? 793 00:36:54,813 --> 00:36:55,914 - I'd like to-- I'd like to stop. 794 00:36:55,981 --> 00:36:58,183 - Dude, I'm sorry, man. Like, oof. 795 00:36:58,284 --> 00:37:00,519 - Maybe you'd like to listen to a certain piece of music 796 00:37:00,586 --> 00:37:02,621 that makes you feel a certain way. 797 00:37:02,688 --> 00:37:09,060 - I have an acoustic playlist that I love. 798 00:37:09,127 --> 00:37:13,365 Um...it's got Sam Smith and-- 799 00:37:13,432 --> 00:37:16,502 and Indigo Girls. 800 00:37:19,905 --> 00:37:21,340 - Let me... 801 00:37:21,407 --> 00:37:24,009 - Uh, I need-- - Let me just help you. 802 00:37:26,345 --> 00:37:27,313 Great. 803 00:37:40,692 --> 00:37:42,694 Great. 804 00:37:42,761 --> 00:37:45,764 - What do we do? 805 00:37:45,831 --> 00:37:46,932 - I don't see you two together. 806 00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:49,200 - Oh...we're not. 807 00:37:49,335 --> 00:37:50,902 But thank you so much for sensing 808 00:37:50,969 --> 00:37:52,103 how much I wanted your input. 809 00:37:52,170 --> 00:37:53,505 - Sure. - Yeah. 810 00:37:53,572 --> 00:37:56,375 - It's just, when a surrogate carries a baby... 811 00:37:56,442 --> 00:37:58,744 - Uh-huh. - Stray DNA seeps out 812 00:37:58,810 --> 00:38:02,614 of the baby and goes straight up to the mother's brain. 813 00:38:02,681 --> 00:38:06,685 I mean, damages can't be known for years. 814 00:38:06,752 --> 00:38:09,388 - I'm just being results-oriented here. 815 00:38:09,455 --> 00:38:11,222 You could have an affair of your own. 816 00:38:11,357 --> 00:38:13,625 - Oh. Okay. 817 00:38:13,692 --> 00:38:15,894 Well, I didn't expect you to go in that direction. 818 00:38:15,961 --> 00:38:19,731 - Like, that would really balance out the seesaw. 819 00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:22,734 - Balance out the seesaw. 820 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,803 Seesaw of revenge. 821 00:38:24,870 --> 00:38:25,971 - I don't think it's revenge. 822 00:38:26,037 --> 00:38:29,207 I think it's more justice, you know? 823 00:38:29,274 --> 00:38:34,145 - The scales of vengeance. 824 00:38:34,212 --> 00:38:36,882 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 825 00:38:36,948 --> 00:38:37,816 Good work. Good work, Eliza. 826 00:38:52,731 --> 00:38:55,534 - So I don't think I should ask you out. 827 00:38:55,601 --> 00:38:57,102 - Oh. - I mean, you know, 828 00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:58,770 mixing work and dating, 829 00:38:58,837 --> 00:39:03,609 especially in today's climate, is kind of dangerous. 830 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:06,011 - Will you give me a ride to the company party next week? 831 00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:07,846 - Sure. - Great. 832 00:39:07,913 --> 00:39:10,582 It's a date. - I didn't say it was a date. 833 00:39:10,649 --> 00:39:12,918 - Yeah, I know. I--I said that. 834 00:39:12,984 --> 00:39:14,152 - No. It's not a date. 835 00:39:14,219 --> 00:39:15,854 - No, totally not a date. 836 00:39:21,493 --> 00:39:23,128 - Excuse me, everybody. 837 00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,763 Sorry to bother you, okay? 838 00:39:24,830 --> 00:39:27,232 Wanted to invite you to a special gathering 839 00:39:27,298 --> 00:39:28,967 for Margie's birthday. 840 00:39:29,034 --> 00:39:29,968 - Oh! Dope. Phenomenal. 841 00:39:30,035 --> 00:39:31,603 - Okay. - Nice. 842 00:39:31,670 --> 00:39:33,639 - Yeah, we're gonna do it Tuesday night. 843 00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:36,274 - Tuesday is the company party. - Exactly. 844 00:39:36,341 --> 00:39:38,477 We're gonna do this party inside that party. 845 00:39:38,544 --> 00:39:39,711 - What does that mean? 846 00:39:39,778 --> 00:39:41,447 - We'll have a table set aside. 847 00:39:41,513 --> 00:39:42,714 We'll do gifts for her there. 848 00:39:42,781 --> 00:39:44,450 We'll stick a candle in the dessert. 849 00:39:44,450 --> 00:39:45,617 She's gonna love it. 850 00:39:45,684 --> 00:39:47,719 - Okay, but can we agree to cap the gift? 851 00:39:47,786 --> 00:39:49,755 I don't want to be the a-hole who spent the most. 852 00:39:49,821 --> 00:39:51,122 - I just don't think I understand 853 00:39:51,189 --> 00:39:52,658 what you're planning. - She's coming back. 854 00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:54,860 Don't say another word about it, okay? 855 00:39:54,926 --> 00:39:58,329 Shut--Mark, shut up. 856 00:39:58,464 --> 00:39:59,831 - Oh, you know what? 857 00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:02,734 While I have everyone, my birthday's coming up, 858 00:40:02,801 --> 00:40:05,771 and I was thinking in three Saturdays from this Saturday 859 00:40:05,837 --> 00:40:07,606 if everyone wanted to come over. 860 00:40:11,076 --> 00:40:13,278 Are you pointing at me? 861 00:40:14,212 --> 00:40:17,015 I just want to do something special for my birthday, 862 00:40:17,082 --> 00:40:18,216 and I... 863 00:40:25,857 --> 00:40:28,326 - Yo! 864 00:40:28,393 --> 00:40:30,596 The door is right there. 865 00:40:30,662 --> 00:40:31,863 - That's not obvious. 866 00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:33,364 - Mailman finds it. 867 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:35,601 - I think he's got it memorized. 868 00:40:35,667 --> 00:40:37,936 You know, it is so weird to walk into a room 869 00:40:38,003 --> 00:40:41,807 I'm extremely familiar with from this angle only. 870 00:40:41,873 --> 00:40:45,410 Um, uh, our folks. - Don't-- 871 00:40:45,477 --> 00:40:47,045 - Should I get this for you? - No. 872 00:40:47,112 --> 00:40:49,014 Leave it. Just leave it. 873 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,216 They moved to Paris, and they're calling to gloat. 874 00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:52,784 - I think you should take it. 875 00:40:52,851 --> 00:40:53,819 - Why? 876 00:40:53,885 --> 00:40:56,522 - Out of respect for your parents? 877 00:40:56,588 --> 00:40:58,824 - I don't follow. 878 00:41:00,425 --> 00:41:01,827 No. Neal. 879 00:41:01,893 --> 00:41:03,529 No. 880 00:41:03,529 --> 00:41:05,363 - Bonjour, sweetie. 881 00:41:05,430 --> 00:41:08,667 Je FaceTime-ing de Paris. 882 00:41:08,734 --> 00:41:11,336 - Did you find an apartment? 883 00:41:11,402 --> 00:41:12,538 - Better. 884 00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:16,074 We found a foot on the ground. 885 00:41:16,141 --> 00:41:19,410 That's the literal translation for pied-a-terre. 886 00:41:19,545 --> 00:41:21,412 - Wow. - "Pied" is "foot." 887 00:41:21,547 --> 00:41:22,914 "Terre" is "ground." 888 00:41:22,981 --> 00:41:24,883 - Honey, she doesn't care. - I find it interesting. 889 00:41:24,950 --> 00:41:27,218 - So do you still have the job? 890 00:41:27,285 --> 00:41:28,286 - Yeah. Why wouldn't I? 891 00:41:28,353 --> 00:41:29,655 - Okay. 892 00:41:29,721 --> 00:41:30,922 We're just gonna pretend that the last 893 00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:31,790 28 years never happened. That's okay. 894 00:41:31,857 --> 00:41:32,791 See what I'm up against? 895 00:41:32,858 --> 00:41:34,626 Did Ro give you the number? 896 00:41:34,693 --> 00:41:35,994 - What number? - Our old lawyer. 897 00:41:36,061 --> 00:41:37,896 She can help you with that surrogacy money. 898 00:41:37,963 --> 00:41:39,698 - Janet, stop. - Who gets pregnant for free? 899 00:41:39,765 --> 00:41:41,767 - She made a decision. 900 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:43,334 - Well, I want you to call her. 901 00:41:43,401 --> 00:41:44,936 She might be dead now, but still, give her a call. 902 00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:47,205 Okay? Bye-bye. Bonjour. 903 00:41:47,272 --> 00:41:49,708 - You know what? I actually have to go too, so... 904 00:41:49,775 --> 00:41:51,843 - Are you eating well? 905 00:41:51,910 --> 00:41:53,244 - Yeah. 906 00:41:53,311 --> 00:41:55,714 - Hey, good for you not accepting the money. 907 00:41:55,781 --> 00:41:57,983 You were a crappy surrogate. That's integrity. 908 00:41:58,049 --> 00:41:59,585 - Okay. - Guess what the first 909 00:41:59,651 --> 00:42:01,587 French stethoscope was. 910 00:42:01,587 --> 00:42:03,755 A wooden flute. 911 00:42:03,822 --> 00:42:06,091 This whole country is a song. 912 00:42:23,341 --> 00:42:25,043 - Ah! Augh, dang it. 913 00:42:25,110 --> 00:42:26,612 - You okay? - Yeah, yeah, 914 00:42:26,612 --> 00:42:29,247 I think my leg's messing with me. 915 00:42:29,314 --> 00:42:30,481 Hey, look what's over here. 916 00:42:30,616 --> 00:42:32,718 It's an invisible cane over here. 917 00:42:32,784 --> 00:42:34,085 And I think that's gonna help me walk. 918 00:42:34,152 --> 00:42:35,621 We can keep walking. Come on, now. 919 00:42:35,621 --> 00:42:38,423 Keep up, now. Come on. 920 00:42:38,489 --> 00:42:41,092 Wait a second. My other leg's messing with me. 921 00:42:41,159 --> 00:42:43,662 - Oh, both legs. - Both of them are messed up. 922 00:42:43,729 --> 00:42:45,631 And look over here. 923 00:42:45,631 --> 00:42:47,032 It's an invisible walker. 924 00:42:47,098 --> 00:42:48,700 My luck has changed. Look at that. 925 00:42:48,767 --> 00:42:50,802 - Oh, my God. - I'll take that. 926 00:42:50,869 --> 00:42:52,337 Put it right here. 927 00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:56,642 Ooh, I'm way too young to be feeling like this, you know. 928 00:42:56,642 --> 00:42:58,476 Oh, oh, oh, ooh, wait a second. 929 00:42:58,543 --> 00:43:01,246 My wrists are hurting me. They're hurting me really bad. 930 00:43:01,312 --> 00:43:04,449 Can you please just take this invisible walker from me? 931 00:43:04,515 --> 00:43:05,851 - You want me to take it? 932 00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:08,319 - Yeah. There you go. 933 00:43:08,386 --> 00:43:09,655 Yeah. There it is. 934 00:43:09,655 --> 00:43:11,422 Okay. All right. 935 00:43:11,489 --> 00:43:12,691 All right. 936 00:43:12,758 --> 00:43:14,125 You look good walking with that walker. 937 00:43:14,192 --> 00:43:16,361 Oh. 938 00:43:16,427 --> 00:43:19,665 Ma'am, I can't move if I don't have my walker, 939 00:43:19,665 --> 00:43:21,466 so could you please help me? 940 00:43:21,532 --> 00:43:23,201 Just lift me up a little? 941 00:43:23,268 --> 00:43:25,871 - Yeah, I got you. - Just help me, please. 942 00:43:25,937 --> 00:43:27,005 Yeah, you get it. 943 00:43:27,072 --> 00:43:28,807 All right. All right. 944 00:43:28,874 --> 00:43:30,141 You know, you are way smarter than your parents 945 00:43:30,208 --> 00:43:32,778 give you credit for, you know? 946 00:43:52,263 --> 00:43:53,732 - Hey. 947 00:43:57,936 --> 00:44:01,539 - I can't believe my father is retiring. 948 00:44:01,606 --> 00:44:03,474 When he started Frames and More 949 00:44:03,541 --> 00:44:07,879 before I was born, it was just a single store. 950 00:44:07,946 --> 00:44:11,082 He never even dreamed it would be two stores. 951 00:44:11,149 --> 00:44:13,819 And now look at us. Two stores! 952 00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:16,187 - Hello, everyone. Hello. 953 00:44:16,254 --> 00:44:18,356 Oh, so good to see everyone. 954 00:44:18,423 --> 00:44:20,591 Good evening, and hola evening. 955 00:44:20,726 --> 00:44:21,960 - Excuse me. 956 00:44:22,027 --> 00:44:24,262 You obviously heard me giving a toast. 957 00:44:24,329 --> 00:44:26,031 - So good to see you all here, 958 00:44:26,097 --> 00:44:27,165 and I'm glad that no one got caught 959 00:44:27,232 --> 00:44:29,500 in that accident on Route 15. 960 00:44:29,567 --> 00:44:31,737 From what I saw, it was pretty rough stuff, 961 00:44:31,803 --> 00:44:34,439 and I hope no children were badly hurt. 962 00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:36,541 Okay. It gives me great pleasure 963 00:44:36,607 --> 00:44:38,409 to introduce our new owner. 964 00:44:38,476 --> 00:44:41,847 He is a man from another culture, the Mexican culture, 965 00:44:41,913 --> 00:44:44,115 which they've been in the news a lot lately, 966 00:44:44,182 --> 00:44:46,451 as you know, viz-a-viz the border. 967 00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:48,920 Wherever you stand politically, I think we can all agree 968 00:44:48,987 --> 00:44:51,923 that the separating of families, 969 00:44:51,990 --> 00:44:55,126 however well-intentioned, was clearly ineffective. 970 00:44:55,193 --> 00:45:00,799 And for that, on behalf of our country, 971 00:45:00,866 --> 00:45:05,103 I hereby formally apologize. 972 00:45:05,170 --> 00:45:09,775 And now please welcome Senor X Fernandez! 973 00:45:09,841 --> 00:45:11,442 - Thank you. 974 00:45:11,509 --> 00:45:13,478 I had no idea any of that was going on. 975 00:45:13,544 --> 00:45:14,679 The only American news I watch is tennis. 976 00:45:14,780 --> 00:45:15,914 - Oh. 977 00:45:27,125 --> 00:45:30,628 - My name is Sergio Fernandez. 978 00:45:30,695 --> 00:45:32,463 I buy good companies, 979 00:45:32,530 --> 00:45:36,434 and I make them fantastic companies. 980 00:45:36,501 --> 00:45:40,906 My father lets me buy one company every two years. 981 00:45:40,972 --> 00:45:42,440 I pick it. 982 00:45:42,507 --> 00:45:43,875 I buy it. 983 00:45:43,942 --> 00:45:45,643 I turn it around. 984 00:45:45,710 --> 00:45:48,613 Let's see what I can do. Three companies so far. 985 00:45:48,679 --> 00:45:52,818 First and third, big successes. Big. 986 00:45:52,851 --> 00:45:55,453 Middle one was difficult, because 987 00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:58,689 I started to build a house, right, 988 00:45:58,824 --> 00:46:02,493 and a lot of little details. 989 00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:04,529 A lot of tiny decisions to make. 990 00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:09,667 In the middle of it, my contractor went bankrupt. 991 00:46:09,734 --> 00:46:12,070 It's a crazy story. 992 00:46:12,137 --> 00:46:14,272 The house came out great, two swimming pools. 993 00:46:14,339 --> 00:46:15,974 Wonderful. In Montecito. Gorgeous. 994 00:46:16,041 --> 00:46:18,376 - It sounds like it's stunning. 995 00:46:18,443 --> 00:46:21,246 - I know, and I couldn't enjoy it for a while, 996 00:46:21,312 --> 00:46:24,015 because the company... 997 00:46:24,082 --> 00:46:25,851 and a lot of people lost their jobs. 998 00:46:25,917 --> 00:46:29,587 It was a family owned company, not unlike--and-- 999 00:46:29,654 --> 00:46:30,856 but you know what? You live and learn. 1000 00:46:30,856 --> 00:46:32,390 And I'll never touch textiles again. 1001 00:46:32,457 --> 00:46:34,325 Anyway, look, that's done. 1002 00:46:34,392 --> 00:46:38,563 My vision for this company is big. 1003 00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:41,566 I ask you, how big is your vision? 1004 00:46:41,632 --> 00:46:43,401 Triple it! 1005 00:46:43,468 --> 00:46:47,305 You folks make so many sales a year, like, X sales. 1006 00:46:47,372 --> 00:46:52,210 Well, imagine 3X sales! 1007 00:46:52,277 --> 00:46:54,012 There's nothing we can't do! 1008 00:46:54,079 --> 00:46:55,981 We work hard. 1009 00:46:56,047 --> 00:46:57,448 We work harder. 1010 00:46:57,515 --> 00:47:01,252 Till we are as hard as a rock. 1011 00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:03,721 Tonight we celebrate our new strength. 1012 00:47:03,788 --> 00:47:05,756 Tonight is champagne. Tonight is caviar. 1013 00:47:05,891 --> 00:47:08,559 Tonight is coke off each other's tits. 1014 00:47:08,626 --> 00:47:10,361 Questions. 1015 00:47:10,428 --> 00:47:13,064 Sir. - Are we gonna have new emails? 1016 00:47:13,131 --> 00:47:15,500 - We are. 1017 00:47:15,566 --> 00:47:16,902 Yes. 1018 00:47:16,902 --> 00:47:18,904 - Are we gonna have access to the old emails? 1019 00:47:18,937 --> 00:47:21,572 'Cause, you know, I reference those with clients. 1020 00:47:21,639 --> 00:47:22,908 - That's wonderful. That's a follow-up, 1021 00:47:22,974 --> 00:47:24,609 and we thank you for that. 1022 00:47:24,675 --> 00:47:27,112 That's a question for IT. - Okay. 1023 00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:30,548 - But if that functionality is available, you will have it. 1024 00:47:30,615 --> 00:47:32,017 Yes. 1025 00:47:32,083 --> 00:47:34,119 Yellow dress. - Oh, thank you. 1026 00:47:34,185 --> 00:47:36,521 I've had it since college. 1027 00:47:36,587 --> 00:47:38,789 With the email address, will we be able 1028 00:47:38,924 --> 00:47:42,460 to forward from our old email address 1029 00:47:42,527 --> 00:47:44,495 to our new email address or... 1030 00:47:45,964 --> 00:47:47,232 - Attention, everybody. 1031 00:47:47,298 --> 00:47:49,434 This is not just a simple work function. 1032 00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:51,436 It's also a birthday party. 1033 00:47:51,502 --> 00:47:55,640 all: Happy birthday! 1034 00:47:55,706 --> 00:47:56,975 - What are you--what are you--what are you doing? 1035 00:47:57,042 --> 00:47:58,643 - I wanted to have a little surprise for you. 1036 00:47:58,709 --> 00:48:00,545 Party inside a party. Are you surprised? 1037 00:48:00,611 --> 00:48:02,380 - Yes, dear, I am very surprised. 1038 00:48:02,447 --> 00:48:04,682 - Good. - Thank you. 1039 00:48:04,749 --> 00:48:05,984 - I didn't get her anything. 1040 00:48:06,051 --> 00:48:07,552 - All that matters is that you're here. 1041 00:48:07,618 --> 00:48:08,786 - Got you that. 1042 00:48:08,853 --> 00:48:10,021 - Winston, we said no gifts this year. 1043 00:48:10,088 --> 00:48:12,357 - I'm sorry. My passion for you, it's-- 1044 00:48:12,423 --> 00:48:14,525 - Come here for a second. - I had to. 1045 00:48:14,592 --> 00:48:17,362 - She's meeting me here. 1046 00:48:17,428 --> 00:48:18,829 - She's gorgeous. 1047 00:48:18,964 --> 00:48:20,765 - Yes. - Oh, it's magnificent. 1048 00:48:20,831 --> 00:48:24,769 - You said I'm up or down for anything or anyone. 1049 00:48:24,835 --> 00:48:27,105 - Yeah, I needed results, so... 1050 00:48:27,172 --> 00:48:28,506 - Why up or down? 1051 00:48:28,573 --> 00:48:30,441 - Well, I forgot which way was more fun. 1052 00:48:30,508 --> 00:48:32,677 - Thank you. - I guess they both work. 1053 00:48:32,743 --> 00:48:34,345 - I hope you like it. 1054 00:48:34,412 --> 00:48:36,114 - Oh. Oh. 1055 00:48:36,181 --> 00:48:37,983 - Oh, my God. 1056 00:48:38,049 --> 00:48:39,584 - Hopefully, this spices things up for you guys. 1057 00:48:39,650 --> 00:48:41,219 - Wow. - I have a cousin 1058 00:48:41,286 --> 00:48:43,221 in the nightgown business, 1059 00:48:43,288 --> 00:48:46,424 and this is a typical lattice. 1060 00:48:46,491 --> 00:48:48,093 Do you mind displaying it on your body? 1061 00:48:48,159 --> 00:48:49,360 - On my body? - Yeah. 1062 00:48:49,427 --> 00:48:50,361 - You don't have to-- you don't have to. 1063 00:48:50,428 --> 00:48:52,130 Absolutely. Don't worry. 1064 00:48:52,197 --> 00:48:54,365 I'm happily married, so just-- 1065 00:48:54,432 --> 00:48:56,401 - It looks so breathable. 1066 00:48:56,467 --> 00:48:58,269 And red is Bill's favorite color. 1067 00:48:58,336 --> 00:49:01,139 That's wonderful. 1068 00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:06,011 Bill's the man she hopes will contribute semen to our quest 1069 00:49:06,044 --> 00:49:08,846 for a child, because I have a lot of semen, 1070 00:49:08,913 --> 00:49:10,348 but it doesn't... - We know. 1071 00:49:10,415 --> 00:49:11,816 - Retain much sperm. - We know. 1072 00:49:11,882 --> 00:49:14,019 - Wow. What's next? - I just need you for a second. 1073 00:49:14,052 --> 00:49:15,620 Thanks so much. - Just--just--just give us-- 1074 00:49:15,686 --> 00:49:17,122 give us a second. - Real quick. 1075 00:49:17,188 --> 00:49:19,624 - What--wait. What are you doing? 1076 00:49:19,690 --> 00:49:22,827 - I'm going shopping. - No. 1077 00:49:22,893 --> 00:49:25,263 - Hi. 1078 00:49:25,330 --> 00:49:26,797 Sorry to interrupt. 1079 00:49:26,864 --> 00:49:29,800 We're your neighbors from next door. 1080 00:49:29,867 --> 00:49:32,370 And this is my friend Neal. 1081 00:49:32,437 --> 00:49:34,939 We met at Princeton, where he was 1082 00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:39,810 the valedictorian and an incredible poet 1083 00:49:39,877 --> 00:49:43,614 and perhaps has something beautiful to share 1084 00:49:43,681 --> 00:49:46,284 on the topic of retirement. 1085 00:49:46,351 --> 00:49:47,485 - Yeah. 1086 00:49:57,628 --> 00:49:59,164 So happy you're retiring. 1087 00:49:59,230 --> 00:50:02,233 You know, I hope you find a new passion. 1088 00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:05,303 Painting. You know? 1089 00:50:05,370 --> 00:50:07,472 Go to a rec center. 1090 00:50:07,538 --> 00:50:08,673 Look at me. Look at my hands. 1091 00:50:08,739 --> 00:50:12,410 Look at my hands. 1092 00:50:12,477 --> 00:50:14,412 Like a bird. 1093 00:50:14,479 --> 00:50:15,880 - Ohh. 1094 00:50:15,946 --> 00:50:18,683 Oh, my gosh, a massage? 1095 00:50:18,749 --> 00:50:21,286 - Yes. Yes, yes, I certainly will. 1096 00:50:21,352 --> 00:50:22,720 Thank you. 1097 00:50:22,787 --> 00:50:25,490 - Chuck brings his table right to your bouse. 1098 00:50:25,556 --> 00:50:26,924 - Really? He'll bring it to my house? 1099 00:50:26,991 --> 00:50:28,359 - Yes. - That's so nice. 1100 00:50:28,426 --> 00:50:30,361 - Chuck just goes up and down. 1101 00:50:30,428 --> 00:50:31,529 You'll feel relaxed. 1102 00:50:31,596 --> 00:50:33,498 You'll escape your reality. 1103 00:50:33,564 --> 00:50:35,133 - Oh, my--and how do you know Chuck? 1104 00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:38,269 - I'm Chuck. 1105 00:50:38,336 --> 00:50:39,437 Right? - Oh, my gosh. 1106 00:50:39,504 --> 00:50:41,172 - Yeah. That's my masseuse name. 1107 00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:42,573 - Thank you, Kyle. - You're welcome. 1108 00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:44,209 - Thank you very much. 1109 00:50:44,275 --> 00:50:45,443 - I'd be happy to give you a massage 1110 00:50:45,510 --> 00:50:46,977 if you want a massage. 1111 00:50:49,114 --> 00:50:50,948 - Happy birthday. 1112 00:50:51,015 --> 00:50:53,251 - Oh, Eliza. Really? - Thank you. 1113 00:50:53,318 --> 00:50:54,785 - I did feel like I had to. 1114 00:50:54,852 --> 00:50:56,087 - This paper's so pretty. Thank you. 1115 00:50:56,154 --> 00:50:58,556 - I know you the like the color, so... 1116 00:50:58,623 --> 00:51:00,358 - You didn't have to get me anything. 1117 00:51:00,425 --> 00:51:02,160 This is-- 1118 00:51:02,227 --> 00:51:04,262 - Oh, tea kettle. - Oh, my gosh, a tea kettle. 1119 00:51:04,329 --> 00:51:07,398 Eliza! 1120 00:51:07,465 --> 00:51:08,866 - That's perfect for you. 1121 00:51:08,933 --> 00:51:11,602 - That is very thoughtful, Eliza. 1122 00:51:11,669 --> 00:51:12,903 Thank you. 1123 00:51:12,970 --> 00:51:14,872 - Yep, I thought it out, and I realized 1124 00:51:14,939 --> 00:51:16,174 that's what you need most, right? 1125 00:51:16,241 --> 00:51:17,575 - Yeah. You did not have to 1126 00:51:17,642 --> 00:51:19,844 get me a thing, truly. 1127 00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:21,812 - Ding-dong. Final gift. Best for last. 1128 00:51:21,879 --> 00:51:23,714 Happy birthday, Margie. - Oh. 1129 00:51:23,781 --> 00:51:25,750 - Here you go. - Oh! 1130 00:51:25,816 --> 00:51:29,420 What a lovely pot, Mark. 1131 00:51:29,487 --> 00:51:32,190 - Open it. 1132 00:51:32,257 --> 00:51:34,159 - Okay. 1133 00:51:34,225 --> 00:51:35,860 Uh-oh. - It's coq au vin. 1134 00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:36,927 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1135 00:51:36,994 --> 00:51:38,429 It's my recipe right there. 1136 00:51:38,496 --> 00:51:40,030 - Pretty rude, actually, 1137 00:51:40,165 --> 00:51:41,499 to bring dinner to a dinner party. 1138 00:51:41,566 --> 00:51:42,700 That's rude, Mark. 1139 00:51:42,767 --> 00:51:44,034 - We talked so much about it. 1140 00:51:44,169 --> 00:51:47,071 I just wanted to show you my recipe, and-- 1141 00:51:47,172 --> 00:51:48,873 - It smells great. - Wow. 1142 00:51:48,939 --> 00:51:50,841 - Happy birthday. - That is very thoughtful. 1143 00:51:50,908 --> 00:51:53,944 - Absolutely. 1144 00:51:54,011 --> 00:51:57,548 - You should eat it. 1145 00:51:57,615 --> 00:51:59,217 - I certainly couldn't. 1146 00:51:59,284 --> 00:52:00,651 No. 1147 00:52:00,718 --> 00:52:02,820 - Give it a taste. 1148 00:52:02,887 --> 00:52:06,324 - Dear... - Hmm? 1149 00:52:06,391 --> 00:52:08,025 - Please try it, Margie. 1150 00:52:08,092 --> 00:52:09,860 It'll never be as good as it is right now. 1151 00:52:11,462 --> 00:52:13,331 - Hmm. 1152 00:52:13,398 --> 00:52:15,200 I'll just--you know, I'll just-- 1153 00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:18,303 I'll just try a little bit, a little taste of it. 1154 00:52:18,369 --> 00:52:19,470 - Yeah. 1155 00:52:19,537 --> 00:52:21,206 - Margie, you don't have to eat that. 1156 00:52:21,206 --> 00:52:23,274 - I know. Well, it's a gift, 1157 00:52:23,341 --> 00:52:24,942 and I feel bad. 1158 00:52:25,009 --> 00:52:28,213 I'll just take a single bite. Okay. 1159 00:52:28,246 --> 00:52:31,549 Mmm. Mmm. 1160 00:52:37,355 --> 00:52:38,823 That is very nice. 1161 00:52:38,889 --> 00:52:40,758 It is very nice, Mark. 1162 00:52:40,825 --> 00:52:42,327 - Very nice, Mark. - Oh, man. 1163 00:52:42,393 --> 00:52:47,298 - So whose would you say is better? 1164 00:52:50,801 --> 00:52:54,305 Between Mark and Winston? - Thank you. 1165 00:52:54,372 --> 00:52:57,275 They are--they are both excellent. 1166 00:52:57,342 --> 00:53:00,345 Both excellent. - God. 1167 00:53:00,411 --> 00:53:01,612 Feel like 50 bucks. 1168 00:53:01,679 --> 00:53:03,848 - Winston. 1169 00:53:03,914 --> 00:53:05,450 Hey, this is silly, okay? 1170 00:53:05,516 --> 00:53:07,785 This is silly. Why don't you just try a bite, okay? 1171 00:53:07,852 --> 00:53:09,019 You can have two great dishes. 1172 00:53:09,086 --> 00:53:11,956 Come on. Just try it. - Try it, Winnie. 1173 00:53:12,022 --> 00:53:13,157 Give it a whirl. - Try it. 1174 00:53:13,258 --> 00:53:14,859 - Try a bite of what? - The coq au vin. 1175 00:53:14,925 --> 00:53:15,960 - Oh, I would love to. - Okay. 1176 00:53:16,026 --> 00:53:17,027 - It's my favorite dish. 1177 00:53:17,094 --> 00:53:18,296 I'd love to try some coq au vin. 1178 00:53:18,363 --> 00:53:19,630 Okay, and where should I point the fork? 1179 00:53:19,697 --> 00:53:22,467 'Cause it's not into this big dish of dog shit. 1180 00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:25,035 This chicken has no evidence of red wine's involvement 1181 00:53:25,102 --> 00:53:26,837 at all, so I can't even possibly 1182 00:53:26,904 --> 00:53:28,639 imagine how that's coq au vin, so someone please tell me, 1183 00:53:28,706 --> 00:53:30,641 where's the coq au vin? 'Cause I'd love to try some. 1184 00:53:30,708 --> 00:53:32,277 Oh, is it hiding under here? 1185 00:53:32,310 --> 00:53:35,079 Is it hiding under this wet, undercooked, rubbery chicken 1186 00:53:35,145 --> 00:53:37,848 that's clearly overly salted and under-peppered, 1187 00:53:37,915 --> 00:53:39,317 by the way, Mark? 1188 00:53:39,384 --> 00:53:41,286 It's not--it's not under there. 1189 00:53:41,286 --> 00:53:42,787 So has anybody seen any coq au vin? 1190 00:53:42,853 --> 00:53:44,389 'Cause I'd love to try it. 1191 00:53:44,455 --> 00:53:47,091 I don't see any evidence of red wine in here. 1192 00:53:47,157 --> 00:53:50,295 I don't see any evidence of red wine in here. 1193 00:53:50,328 --> 00:53:51,962 Let's just get down-- should we just get down 1194 00:53:52,029 --> 00:53:53,764 to the depths of it? Yeah, no, 1195 00:53:53,831 --> 00:53:55,300 even at the bottom of the dish I don't see an ounce 1196 00:53:55,366 --> 00:53:56,734 of coq au vin, so I'm sorry, 1197 00:53:56,801 --> 00:53:58,336 it's not in there, all right? 1198 00:53:58,403 --> 00:53:59,870 So I don't know what this game is that you're playing, Mark. 1199 00:53:59,937 --> 00:54:01,472 Oh, you just keep taking bites calmly 1200 00:54:01,539 --> 00:54:02,907 like none of this is happening? 1201 00:54:02,973 --> 00:54:05,310 Keep playing the game, Mark. 1202 00:54:05,376 --> 00:54:10,315 I just want to apologize for everything. 1203 00:54:10,348 --> 00:54:12,082 Enjoy the party without me. 1204 00:54:12,149 --> 00:54:14,051 And happy birthday, baby. I love you. 1205 00:54:14,118 --> 00:54:15,386 We'll talk about it at home. - I don't want-- 1206 00:54:15,453 --> 00:54:17,322 - I'll go wait in the car! 1207 00:54:17,322 --> 00:54:20,090 I'm not cut out for this! 1208 00:54:20,157 --> 00:54:22,427 - Beat it. 1209 00:54:57,795 --> 00:55:00,164 - Hi. - Oh. 1210 00:55:00,230 --> 00:55:02,567 Oh. 1211 00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:14,111 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - No, you're good. 1212 00:55:14,178 --> 00:55:16,013 - Oh, hi. - Hi. 1213 00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:18,549 - Hi. - I'm sorry. 1214 00:55:18,616 --> 00:55:20,150 Pardon me. 1215 00:55:26,290 --> 00:55:28,225 - Mitchell and Edward. - Yeah. 1216 00:55:28,292 --> 00:55:30,528 - Those are the two that you were a surrogate for, right? 1217 00:55:30,595 --> 00:55:31,762 - Mm-hmm. 1218 00:55:31,829 --> 00:55:33,197 - It may be important. 1219 00:55:33,263 --> 00:55:35,633 - It's okay. 1220 00:55:35,700 --> 00:55:41,238 There might be, like, a breach of contract issue. 1221 00:55:41,305 --> 00:55:44,942 They make surrogates sign this thing that says that you're 1222 00:55:45,009 --> 00:55:47,812 not gonna drink or smoke while you're pregnant, obviously, 1223 00:55:47,878 --> 00:55:49,414 and I wouldn't do that. 1224 00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:51,416 But you're also supposed to, like, 1225 00:55:51,416 --> 00:55:53,150 take vitamins and go on all these walks 1226 00:55:53,217 --> 00:55:55,019 and go to bed by a certain time. 1227 00:55:55,085 --> 00:55:59,023 And I didn't always do that. 1228 00:55:59,089 --> 00:56:03,461 So, like, you know, if there's a problem, 1229 00:56:03,528 --> 00:56:07,565 guess who they go after? 1230 00:56:07,632 --> 00:56:09,967 - So--so there's a problem? 1231 00:56:12,437 --> 00:56:14,138 - We should dance. 1232 00:56:14,204 --> 00:56:15,139 - Oh. - It's a party. 1233 00:56:15,205 --> 00:56:16,140 Do it. - I'm not-- 1234 00:56:16,206 --> 00:56:18,943 - Let's do it. 1235 00:56:23,481 --> 00:56:24,449 You're a very good dancer. 1236 00:56:24,515 --> 00:56:25,950 - Oh, thank you. 1237 00:56:26,016 --> 00:56:28,553 Took fencing lessons, so some of the same skills apply. 1238 00:56:28,619 --> 00:56:29,920 - Oh, good, so you can protect us? 1239 00:56:29,987 --> 00:56:31,622 - Yeah. Well, if we get attacked by a fencer, 1240 00:56:31,689 --> 00:56:33,724 then yeah. - Can you defend against this? 1241 00:56:33,791 --> 00:56:35,860 - Oh, wow. 1242 00:56:35,926 --> 00:56:36,994 - I'm so sorry. 1243 00:56:37,061 --> 00:56:38,729 I thought you were gonna block that. 1244 00:56:38,796 --> 00:56:41,999 - Yeah. Well, that's not part of the skill set. 1245 00:56:42,066 --> 00:56:44,969 You know, if we get any closer, they might start to talk. 1246 00:56:45,035 --> 00:56:48,338 - I don't think they're gonna be talking about us. 1247 00:56:48,473 --> 00:56:50,475 - I said, are you ready to rock? 1248 00:56:50,475 --> 00:56:51,876 - Yeah, baby. - Yes! 1249 00:56:51,942 --> 00:56:54,311 - Yes! 1250 00:56:54,378 --> 00:56:57,047 - It tickles. It tickles. 1251 00:56:57,114 --> 00:56:58,248 It tickles. 1252 00:56:58,315 --> 00:56:59,650 - Oh, my goodness. - Hey, look at me. 1253 00:56:59,717 --> 00:57:02,820 Tom Selleck. 1254 00:57:07,091 --> 00:57:09,494 - Yee-haw! 1255 00:57:16,501 --> 00:57:18,636 - Okay. 1256 00:57:18,703 --> 00:57:22,206 I'm so sorry. I don't know who this guy is. 1257 00:57:22,272 --> 00:57:24,809 I... 1258 00:57:24,875 --> 00:57:27,878 Oh. 1259 00:57:27,945 --> 00:57:30,080 - Do you... 1260 00:57:30,147 --> 00:57:32,550 - Uh... 1261 00:57:43,594 --> 00:57:46,363 - What? 1262 00:57:54,404 --> 00:57:55,806 - Yeah? 1263 00:57:57,575 --> 00:57:58,876 - Oh, my gosh. 1264 00:58:06,116 --> 00:58:07,785 - Thank you. 1265 00:58:07,852 --> 00:58:10,054 Yes. - Oh, my God. 1266 00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:12,189 - You ready? - Yes. Ready. 1267 00:58:14,859 --> 00:58:16,961 There you go. - Thank you. 1268 00:58:17,027 --> 00:58:19,096 - After you. - Oh my gosh, so gentlemanly. 1269 00:58:19,163 --> 00:58:21,231 - Thank you. 1270 00:58:31,576 --> 00:58:35,145 Hi. 1271 00:58:35,212 --> 00:58:37,948 - Uh, look, I just--I just want you to know 1272 00:58:38,015 --> 00:58:40,484 this isn't going anywhere. 1273 00:58:40,585 --> 00:58:42,152 - Yeah, that's okay. 1274 00:58:42,219 --> 00:58:45,590 - Look, I don't have the bandwidth for anything 1275 00:58:45,623 --> 00:58:48,392 emotional right now. 1276 00:58:48,458 --> 00:58:49,727 - Fine with me. 1277 00:58:49,794 --> 00:58:50,995 - I guess what I really wanted to say is, 1278 00:58:51,061 --> 00:58:55,866 just don't fall in love with me. 1279 00:58:55,933 --> 00:58:59,069 - Not a problem. - Just let me finish. 1280 00:58:59,136 --> 00:59:04,041 My wife, she cheated on me with an octogenarian. 1281 00:59:04,108 --> 00:59:05,710 - Oh. 1282 00:59:05,776 --> 00:59:07,945 both: I'm sorry. 1283 00:59:08,012 --> 00:59:10,414 - It's okay. I mean, I'm coping. 1284 00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:14,451 But maybe she's truly happy with someone 1285 00:59:14,518 --> 00:59:17,054 older and more feeble. 1286 00:59:17,121 --> 00:59:19,256 Maybe that makes her feel strong. 1287 00:59:19,323 --> 00:59:26,396 But what I do know is that I look ridiculous. 1288 00:59:26,463 --> 00:59:28,733 - You want to put this on? 1289 00:59:33,671 --> 00:59:35,205 - I got you something. 1290 00:59:35,272 --> 00:59:37,708 - Oh? 1291 00:59:39,276 --> 00:59:45,315 - It's just a few notions about how I feel about us. 1292 00:59:45,382 --> 00:59:46,283 I hope it's not too soon. 1293 00:59:48,418 --> 00:59:49,887 - Steven. 1294 00:59:49,954 --> 00:59:53,057 "Steven, I want you to know that I'm sorry about making 1295 00:59:53,123 --> 00:59:55,860 "such a fuss about your store not attracting the right kind 1296 00:59:55,926 --> 00:59:58,362 "of clientele for the area. 1297 00:59:58,428 --> 01:00:01,799 "Frames and More has been nothing but a great neighbor. 1298 01:00:01,866 --> 01:00:05,535 "I wish you the very best in your retirement. 1299 01:00:05,602 --> 01:00:08,839 Truly yours, Jonas Jewelers." 1300 01:00:08,906 --> 01:00:12,076 - I meant every word. - Mm. 1301 01:00:18,883 --> 01:00:23,754 - For when you replace the tea kettle. 1302 01:00:23,821 --> 01:00:26,691 - Yeah. 1303 01:00:26,757 --> 01:00:30,594 - And therefore, I deduced the diamonds 1304 01:00:30,661 --> 01:00:33,530 must be in some crevice of the countess's body, 1305 01:00:33,597 --> 01:00:34,899 - Ridiculous! 1306 01:00:34,965 --> 01:00:38,769 I have been searched. 1307 01:00:38,836 --> 01:00:41,571 - Yes, but thoroughly? 1308 01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:44,574 I have brought in a specialist. 1309 01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:45,843 - Good evening, madame. 1310 01:00:45,910 --> 01:00:47,411 - Good evening, sir. - Good evening, sir. 1311 01:00:47,477 --> 01:00:48,412 - Hi. 1312 01:00:50,547 --> 01:00:53,050 - We should go somewhere. 1313 01:00:53,117 --> 01:00:57,521 - Yeah. You sure Kyle's gonna be all right? 1314 01:00:57,587 --> 01:00:59,623 - Yeah. He's a grown man. 1315 01:00:59,690 --> 01:01:02,659 You've read and reread that dating profile many times, 1316 01:01:02,727 --> 01:01:05,095 so if he missed something, that's kind of a choice. 1317 01:01:05,162 --> 01:01:06,731 - He met that girl on a dating app? 1318 01:01:06,764 --> 01:01:09,166 - Yeah. - And you knew? 1319 01:01:09,233 --> 01:01:12,402 - Yeah. - Why didn't you stop him? 1320 01:01:12,469 --> 01:01:14,739 - Why would I do that? He didn't want me to do that. 1321 01:01:14,739 --> 01:01:16,306 - Were you helping him? 1322 01:01:16,373 --> 01:01:17,742 - Yeah, a little. 1323 01:01:17,742 --> 01:01:19,409 - You might have put the nail in the coffin 1324 01:01:19,476 --> 01:01:20,577 of their marriage. 1325 01:01:20,644 --> 01:01:21,779 - Well, the builder of the coffin 1326 01:01:21,846 --> 01:01:23,380 is not the killer of the person. 1327 01:01:23,447 --> 01:01:26,483 Coffin builder actually serves a very essential service. 1328 01:01:26,550 --> 01:01:29,920 - Yeah, but the coffin builder is not the hero. 1329 01:01:29,987 --> 01:01:32,156 Like, he's the weird guy with the long face 1330 01:01:32,222 --> 01:01:33,323 and the creepy music. 1331 01:01:33,390 --> 01:01:36,626 Nobody ever says, "Oh, thank goodness 1332 01:01:36,761 --> 01:01:37,661 for the coffin builder." 1333 01:01:37,762 --> 01:01:38,863 Nobody's looking forward to that. 1334 01:01:38,929 --> 01:01:40,297 - That's just a casting issue. 1335 01:01:40,364 --> 01:01:42,666 Like, imagine Ryan Reynolds in that role. 1336 01:01:42,767 --> 01:01:43,768 - Mm-hmm. 1337 01:01:43,801 --> 01:01:46,103 - That's cash money. 1338 01:01:46,170 --> 01:01:49,639 - The stuff you do has consequences. 1339 01:01:53,410 --> 01:01:54,879 - The stuff? 1340 01:01:54,945 --> 01:01:56,613 - Yeah, with Kyle. 1341 01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:59,049 And you egged Margie into trying the coq au vin 1342 01:01:59,116 --> 01:02:00,184 in front of Winston. 1343 01:02:00,250 --> 01:02:03,954 - Margie wanted the coq au vin. 1344 01:02:04,021 --> 01:02:05,022 Did you see the look on her face? 1345 01:02:05,089 --> 01:02:06,323 She was waiting for permission. 1346 01:02:06,390 --> 01:02:08,826 - You stole a sweet, old man's tea kettle. 1347 01:02:08,893 --> 01:02:11,528 - What makes him sweet? 1348 01:02:11,595 --> 01:02:12,629 'Cause he's old? 1349 01:02:12,696 --> 01:02:13,798 Have you talked to an old person? 1350 01:02:13,864 --> 01:02:16,500 - Eliza. 1351 01:02:16,566 --> 01:02:17,835 - Okay. 1352 01:02:17,902 --> 01:02:20,805 I know that tone. 1353 01:02:20,871 --> 01:02:22,907 And I know that look. 1354 01:02:22,973 --> 01:02:25,209 - Where are you going? - You're boring. 1355 01:02:25,275 --> 01:02:27,711 - You're reckless. - You're a bystander. 1356 01:02:27,812 --> 01:02:29,113 - Well, you're an agitator. 1357 01:02:29,179 --> 01:02:31,015 - I'm an alligator? 1358 01:02:31,081 --> 01:02:32,149 That's a compliment. 1359 01:02:32,216 --> 01:02:34,718 Alligator is a very powerful animal. 1360 01:02:38,255 --> 01:02:39,723 - Where are the diamonds? - I don't know. 1361 01:02:39,824 --> 01:02:41,591 You cand find them, can you? - Oh, God, you're the queen. 1362 01:02:41,658 --> 01:02:43,427 - I am the queen. Tell me again. 1363 01:02:43,493 --> 01:02:44,661 - You're not the queen. I know the queen. 1364 01:02:44,728 --> 01:02:45,863 She's old. 1365 01:02:45,930 --> 01:02:46,997 - Do you want these diamonds or not? 1366 01:02:47,064 --> 01:02:48,365 - I've got to find the diamonds. 1367 01:02:48,432 --> 01:02:50,667 - Well, I don't want you to find the diamonds. 1368 01:02:50,734 --> 01:02:52,569 - Okay, but-- - You know what I'll give you? 1369 01:02:52,636 --> 01:02:54,839 - What's that? - I'll give you maybe a ruby. 1370 01:02:54,872 --> 01:02:56,273 - Oh, no. - Maybe a ruby. 1371 01:02:56,340 --> 01:02:57,641 - Oh, no. - That's all you fuckin'-- 1372 01:02:57,707 --> 01:02:59,643 that's all you fuckin' get. - Oh, it's my job. 1373 01:02:59,709 --> 01:03:01,211 I gotta do my job. - Do your job then. 1374 01:03:01,278 --> 01:03:02,546 It's not working. 1375 01:03:02,612 --> 01:03:04,849 And that's why it's not working. 1376 01:03:04,882 --> 01:03:06,316 Good thing I don't know. 1377 01:03:06,383 --> 01:03:08,485 Good thing I don't know. Try harder. 1378 01:03:08,552 --> 01:03:10,187 Try harder. - Oh, please. 1379 01:03:10,254 --> 01:03:11,521 - Nope. That's not it. 1380 01:03:11,588 --> 01:03:12,957 Nope. That's not it. 1381 01:03:13,023 --> 01:03:14,391 Nope. That's not it. 1382 01:03:14,458 --> 01:03:15,926 Still not finding them. 1383 01:03:15,993 --> 01:03:17,862 Still not finding them. 1384 01:04:01,005 --> 01:04:03,908 - Hi. 1385 01:04:03,974 --> 01:04:05,809 - Okay. 1386 01:04:14,484 --> 01:04:16,353 - Oh, fuck. 1387 01:04:18,788 --> 01:04:20,457 No. Fuck. 1388 01:04:20,524 --> 01:04:22,326 Hey. Buddy, can you get up? 1389 01:04:22,392 --> 01:04:23,660 - Wake up. 1390 01:04:23,727 --> 01:04:27,397 Seriously, can you please just get the fuck out? 1391 01:04:28,933 --> 01:04:30,167 - Hey, dude, I really need you to go. 1392 01:04:30,234 --> 01:04:31,535 I work from home. 1393 01:04:31,601 --> 01:04:33,837 I'm about to get on a video conference, so... 1394 01:04:33,938 --> 01:04:36,273 - I'm up. 1395 01:04:36,340 --> 01:04:37,741 - Okay, guy, come on. 1396 01:04:37,807 --> 01:04:40,377 You gotta go. Let's go. 1397 01:04:42,546 --> 01:04:45,449 - Okay. Never mind. 1398 01:04:45,515 --> 01:04:47,151 You just stay here. 1399 01:04:47,217 --> 01:04:49,686 Please don't move. 1400 01:04:54,091 --> 01:04:56,760 - Uh... 1401 01:04:56,826 --> 01:04:58,128 Wow. What a night. 1402 01:04:58,195 --> 01:05:00,330 I woke up with pictures of people in my phone 1403 01:05:00,397 --> 01:05:02,599 that I don't even know. 1404 01:05:02,666 --> 01:05:04,434 And it's not even an iPhone anymore. 1405 01:05:04,501 --> 01:05:07,037 - Thank you all for coming to my birthday celebration. 1406 01:05:07,104 --> 01:05:10,840 Winston is out at the grocery store shopping. 1407 01:05:10,975 --> 01:05:12,576 - I am not. 1408 01:05:12,642 --> 01:05:14,278 I'm specifically not there. 1409 01:05:16,046 --> 01:05:17,614 - Please go to the grocery store. 1410 01:05:17,681 --> 01:05:19,616 - So, Kyle, how was she? 1411 01:05:19,683 --> 01:05:21,818 - Oh, yeah. Fine. 1412 01:05:21,885 --> 01:05:23,687 - Well, you two seemed to be hitting it off. 1413 01:05:23,753 --> 01:05:25,855 - You know, somewhat. 1414 01:05:25,990 --> 01:05:27,191 - Come on, dude. Spill. 1415 01:05:27,257 --> 01:05:29,659 - Look, this isn't a locker room. 1416 01:05:29,726 --> 01:05:31,728 I'm not here to tell you who grabbed who, 1417 01:05:31,795 --> 01:05:34,198 how long it was grabbed, or what historical character 1418 01:05:34,264 --> 01:05:35,699 did the grabbing. 1419 01:05:35,765 --> 01:05:37,667 No, they're called private parts for a reason. 1420 01:05:37,734 --> 01:05:38,868 Done with conversation. 1421 01:05:39,003 --> 01:05:40,704 - Okay. 1422 01:05:40,770 --> 01:05:44,108 - Uh, you get home okay, Eliza? 1423 01:05:44,174 --> 01:05:45,175 - I did. 1424 01:05:45,242 --> 01:05:46,876 - I'm gonna throw up. 1425 01:05:47,011 --> 01:05:49,013 - Whoa. 1426 01:05:55,619 --> 01:05:56,886 - Wow. 1427 01:06:00,024 --> 01:06:02,526 Oh, I'm never gonna drink again. 1428 01:07:13,297 --> 01:07:14,431 - Thank you. 1429 01:07:14,498 --> 01:07:15,899 - It's for the cat. 1430 01:07:15,965 --> 01:07:17,467 It's not for you. 1431 01:07:17,534 --> 01:07:18,935 It's for the cat. 1432 01:07:19,002 --> 01:07:20,870 The cat still loves you. 1433 01:07:20,937 --> 01:07:22,005 - I know the difference. 1434 01:07:22,106 --> 01:07:24,108 I wouldn't eat out of a cat bowl. 1435 01:07:24,108 --> 01:07:26,276 I was saying it to be nice. 1436 01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:38,955 - I miss the army. 1437 01:07:40,857 --> 01:07:42,692 - No, electricity is optional. 1438 01:07:42,759 --> 01:07:44,728 - No, electricity is not optional. 1439 01:07:44,794 --> 01:07:46,296 - Have you heard of cave people? 1440 01:07:46,363 --> 01:07:47,431 - Oh, my God. 1441 01:07:47,497 --> 01:07:50,200 Okay, just, like, act professionally 1442 01:07:50,267 --> 01:07:53,237 and you'll have electricity and a job, like a normal adult. 1443 01:07:57,841 --> 01:07:59,609 - Did Mom tell you to say that? 1444 01:07:59,676 --> 01:08:00,810 Did she? 1445 01:08:00,877 --> 01:08:02,011 Dad? - No. 1446 01:08:02,146 --> 01:08:03,580 - Was it Dad? - Might have been Dad. 1447 01:08:03,647 --> 01:08:05,749 - Who literally gave you money to make sure I never forget 1448 01:08:05,815 --> 01:08:06,816 that I'm the fuckup? 1449 01:08:06,883 --> 01:08:07,817 - Liza. 1450 01:08:07,884 --> 01:08:09,153 - Hmm? 1451 01:08:09,219 --> 01:08:11,054 - Look, I believe in reprogramming our brains. 1452 01:08:11,155 --> 01:08:12,822 What? I do it for myself. 1453 01:08:12,889 --> 01:08:15,492 You take a decision you've made that was impulsive and, like, 1454 01:08:15,559 --> 01:08:18,928 not at all good, and you, like, imagine being in that moment 1455 01:08:18,995 --> 01:08:20,330 and making a different decision. 1456 01:08:20,397 --> 01:08:22,566 Follow it through to a better outcome. 1457 01:08:22,632 --> 01:08:23,933 Hold this in your hand. 1458 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:25,235 Close your eyes. 1459 01:08:25,302 --> 01:08:26,803 It'll create a sense memory and help 1460 01:08:26,870 --> 01:08:29,339 activate the new brain pathways that we're about to build. 1461 01:08:29,406 --> 01:08:32,176 Let's go to an early memory, a bad decision, 1462 01:08:32,209 --> 01:08:34,811 when these pathways were first formed. 1463 01:08:34,878 --> 01:08:36,613 - I can't think of anything. 1464 01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:38,448 - When you mailed in a resignation letter for Dad. 1465 01:08:38,515 --> 01:08:40,384 - Why does no one in our family let me forget that? 1466 01:08:40,450 --> 01:08:42,719 - When you almost drowned trying to save a penguin. 1467 01:08:42,786 --> 01:08:43,887 - Oh, that one. - When you-- 1468 01:08:43,953 --> 01:08:45,255 - Do the penguin. Do the penguin one. 1469 01:08:45,322 --> 01:08:46,856 - Okay. 1470 01:08:46,923 --> 01:08:48,758 You were six, right? - Yeah. 1471 01:08:48,825 --> 01:08:51,528 - Imagine you're there again, okay, as a six-year-old. 1472 01:08:51,595 --> 01:08:55,599 What do you see? - I see her looking at me. 1473 01:08:55,665 --> 01:08:57,967 - Where are you? - I'm climbing the railing. 1474 01:08:58,034 --> 01:08:59,469 - Is that a good idea? 1475 01:08:59,536 --> 01:09:02,606 - Yeah, 'cause I'm little, and I need to see better. 1476 01:09:02,672 --> 01:09:04,541 - Okay, then what happens? 1477 01:09:04,608 --> 01:09:07,744 - She tilts her head, and I tilt my head, 1478 01:09:07,811 --> 01:09:09,446 and we're, like, communicating. 1479 01:09:09,513 --> 01:09:10,947 - Are you really, or did you both just 1480 01:09:11,014 --> 01:09:12,249 tilt your heads, Liza? 1481 01:09:12,316 --> 01:09:14,518 Because tilted heads doesn't mean anything. 1482 01:09:14,584 --> 01:09:16,119 - I feel you don't get how penguins think. 1483 01:09:16,220 --> 01:09:17,987 - Okay, Liza, stop fighting it. 1484 01:09:18,054 --> 01:09:19,856 Close your eyes. 1485 01:09:19,923 --> 01:09:21,225 Then what happens? 1486 01:09:21,225 --> 01:09:24,628 - She looks up and takes a step and slips. 1487 01:09:24,694 --> 01:09:26,330 - And then what happens? 1488 01:09:26,396 --> 01:09:28,398 - And she falls in the water, and I think she's drowning. 1489 01:09:28,465 --> 01:09:29,499 - And then? 1490 01:09:29,566 --> 01:09:31,335 - And then I jump in after her, 1491 01:09:31,401 --> 01:09:33,069 'cause I have to save her. - Okay. 1492 01:09:33,136 --> 01:09:34,504 Wait, wait, wait. Now back up. 1493 01:09:34,571 --> 01:09:36,606 You're there. You see the penguin fall in. 1494 01:09:36,673 --> 01:09:39,609 Now, Liza, instead of jumping in, stop and think. 1495 01:09:39,676 --> 01:09:41,878 - No, there's no time. - Okay, you stop and think. 1496 01:09:41,945 --> 01:09:44,614 You think, "The penguin can swim, and I can't swim. 1497 01:09:44,681 --> 01:09:45,982 The penguin will be okay." - No. 1498 01:09:46,049 --> 01:09:47,384 - "Yeah. And I might not." 1499 01:09:47,451 --> 01:09:48,518 You think... - But-- 1500 01:09:48,585 --> 01:09:49,986 - "No. No. The best course of action 1501 01:09:50,053 --> 01:09:52,256 is not to follow my instincts." - But the penguin-- 1502 01:09:52,322 --> 01:09:54,591 - No. Fuck the penguin. 1503 01:09:54,658 --> 01:09:56,593 - Fuck the penguin. 1504 01:09:56,660 --> 01:09:58,362 - Fuck the penguin. 1505 01:10:00,264 --> 01:10:03,800 - Fuck the penguin. 1506 01:10:19,749 --> 01:10:22,519 Hello? 1507 01:10:22,586 --> 01:10:24,788 Hey. 1508 01:10:51,915 --> 01:10:54,451 - Eliza, you are right on time. 1509 01:10:54,518 --> 01:10:56,653 You look rested. 1510 01:11:07,230 --> 01:11:09,566 - Wow. - Shh! 1511 01:11:09,633 --> 01:11:13,803 - Hey. No negative energy. 1512 01:11:15,138 --> 01:11:18,342 - So we both wanted you to hear this. 1513 01:11:18,408 --> 01:11:20,977 We wanted to see you... 1514 01:11:21,044 --> 01:11:23,347 . 1515 01:11:27,150 --> 01:11:29,185 - Also... 1516 01:11:29,252 --> 01:11:30,420 . 1517 01:11:38,027 --> 01:11:39,228 - I can't hear you. 1518 01:11:57,914 --> 01:11:59,716 - We just wanted to make sure... 1519 01:11:59,783 --> 01:12:02,952 . 1520 01:12:07,290 --> 01:12:08,625 - This is for me? 1521 01:12:14,030 --> 01:12:16,165 - Oh. Hello. 1522 01:12:16,232 --> 01:12:18,702 Look whose beautiful eyes are open. 1523 01:12:18,768 --> 01:12:22,739 - Oh, are they open? - They're open. 1524 01:12:22,806 --> 01:12:23,907 - Let me see. 1525 01:12:23,973 --> 01:12:25,141 - Come here and see those beautiful-- 1526 01:12:25,208 --> 01:12:26,242 - Oh, they're--too late, closed. 1527 01:12:26,309 --> 01:12:27,611 - I haven't seen her eyes yet. 1528 01:12:27,677 --> 01:12:29,679 She falls asleep immediately. 1529 01:12:29,746 --> 01:12:31,615 - You know what they look like. We should let her sleep. 1530 01:12:31,681 --> 01:12:33,082 - No, no, no, no. We're gonna stay on a schedule. 1531 01:12:33,149 --> 01:12:34,183 We said we would. 1532 01:12:34,250 --> 01:12:35,819 We just wanted to thank you. 1533 01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:38,488 - For what? 1534 01:12:38,555 --> 01:12:42,426 - Wh...for everything I just said. 1535 01:12:42,459 --> 01:12:43,927 For making us a family. 1536 01:12:43,993 --> 01:12:45,529 - I honestly never thought we'd get here. 1537 01:12:45,595 --> 01:12:47,230 - Yeah. - Really? 1538 01:12:47,296 --> 01:12:50,600 - Mm-hmm. 1539 01:12:50,667 --> 01:12:52,502 Ohh. 1540 01:12:52,569 --> 01:12:53,637 It's her birthday. 1541 01:12:53,703 --> 01:12:55,739 - We each have one. 1542 01:12:58,775 --> 01:13:01,344 I wasn't expecting a gift. 1543 01:13:01,445 --> 01:13:03,279 - Well, what were you expecting? 1544 01:13:03,346 --> 01:13:05,181 - It's just, at the end, I wasn't 1545 01:13:05,248 --> 01:13:07,751 really doing a lot of walking, and I couldn't 1546 01:13:07,817 --> 01:13:09,953 keep my vitamins down. 1547 01:13:10,019 --> 01:13:12,622 And I did a lot of things on the do-not-do list. 1548 01:13:12,689 --> 01:13:17,260 Actually, I had McDonald's. 1549 01:13:17,326 --> 01:13:18,895 All the time. 1550 01:13:18,962 --> 01:13:21,531 I thought the baby might come out looking like a hamburger. 1551 01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:25,569 I did have a few sips of wine. 1552 01:13:25,635 --> 01:13:26,736 - Oh, well. 1553 01:13:26,803 --> 01:13:28,472 - A little bit. - Yeah, sips. 1554 01:13:28,472 --> 01:13:30,707 - I had a lot of sips of wine. 1555 01:13:30,774 --> 01:13:32,842 - Okay, stop. 1556 01:13:32,909 --> 01:13:34,177 It's okay. - And when you sent me 1557 01:13:34,243 --> 01:13:37,914 to that wellness spa, 1558 01:13:37,981 --> 01:13:39,916 I actually just went to Vegas. 1559 01:13:39,983 --> 01:13:42,151 It was really hard at the end. - Well... 1560 01:13:42,218 --> 01:13:49,025 - You know, I hated being pregnant, and I... 1561 01:13:49,092 --> 01:13:52,328 I acted out, and I'm really sorry. 1562 01:13:52,395 --> 01:13:53,830 - Hmm. 1563 01:13:55,932 --> 01:13:58,735 - Hey, if we were to do this all over again, 1564 01:13:58,802 --> 01:14:00,937 whatever you did, I would want you to do it 1565 01:14:01,004 --> 01:14:04,240 precisely the same way, because she is perfect. 1566 01:14:04,307 --> 01:14:06,910 - Really? 1567 01:14:06,976 --> 01:14:08,111 - She is. 1568 01:14:09,913 --> 01:14:15,018 Eliza, meet Jennifer Eliza Michaels. 1569 01:14:15,084 --> 01:14:16,520 - What? 1570 01:14:16,520 --> 01:14:17,687 - Yeah. 1571 01:14:24,260 --> 01:14:25,929 - Oh, I'm sorry. 1572 01:14:25,995 --> 01:14:28,097 I... 1573 01:14:53,723 --> 01:14:55,559 Okay. 1574 01:15:15,779 --> 01:15:17,847 What is this? 1575 01:15:17,914 --> 01:15:20,584 There is just so much wrong here. 1576 01:15:20,617 --> 01:15:23,286 And then you do this. 1577 01:15:23,352 --> 01:15:26,489 - After we part, I wanted you to remember 1578 01:15:26,590 --> 01:15:29,125 that we weren't always awful. 1579 01:15:35,364 --> 01:15:37,801 - Winston, can you be a dear and get me some more 1580 01:15:37,867 --> 01:15:39,435 chamomile tea, please? 1581 01:15:41,638 --> 01:15:43,172 Winston. 1582 01:15:43,239 --> 01:15:44,473 Dear. 1583 01:15:44,608 --> 01:15:45,975 The chamomile? 1584 01:15:46,042 --> 01:15:49,278 Whatever point you're trying to make... 1585 01:15:49,979 --> 01:15:52,481 Excuse me. 1586 01:15:58,054 --> 01:16:01,725 - Hey, what's that white on Margie's screen? 1587 01:16:01,791 --> 01:16:04,227 - What are you talking about? 1588 01:16:04,293 --> 01:16:05,662 - Is that smoke? 1589 01:16:05,729 --> 01:16:07,864 - Oh, maybe that's just steam from the kettle? 1590 01:16:07,931 --> 01:16:09,532 - That's some awfully dark steam. 1591 01:16:10,700 --> 01:16:11,735 - Oh! - Oh, no. 1592 01:16:11,801 --> 01:16:13,637 - Oh, my God. - Stay calm. 1593 01:16:13,637 --> 01:16:14,938 It will probably shut itself off. 1594 01:16:15,004 --> 01:16:17,540 These things are made to turn themselves off. 1595 01:16:19,342 --> 01:16:20,944 - Shit. - Margie? 1596 01:16:21,010 --> 01:16:23,512 Hey. Margie! 1597 01:16:23,647 --> 01:16:24,748 - Stop yelling. 1598 01:16:24,814 --> 01:16:26,215 They can't hear us. Call the house. 1599 01:16:26,282 --> 01:16:28,484 - Right. Right. She's not in my contacts. 1600 01:16:28,551 --> 01:16:30,954 - You don't have her number? - We all just log on. 1601 01:16:31,020 --> 01:16:32,722 I mean, does anybody have it? 1602 01:16:32,789 --> 01:16:35,224 - The only number we need is 911. 1603 01:16:35,291 --> 01:16:36,760 - 911. - Hi. 1604 01:16:36,826 --> 01:16:38,094 Yes, there's a fire. 1605 01:16:38,161 --> 01:16:39,863 It's not at my house. It's at my coworker's, 1606 01:16:39,929 --> 01:16:42,666 and I see her on our video conference. 1607 01:16:42,666 --> 01:16:44,868 - Ma'am, ma'am, do you have an address for me? 1608 01:16:44,934 --> 01:16:46,002 - Her address. 1609 01:16:46,069 --> 01:16:48,004 What--does anyone have her address? 1610 01:16:49,105 --> 01:16:51,307 No--nobody? - I don't know it. 1611 01:16:51,374 --> 01:16:53,076 - You should be writing these things down! 1612 01:16:53,142 --> 01:16:55,444 - I'll start doing that! - What's her last name? 1613 01:16:55,511 --> 01:16:58,514 - What's her last name? 1614 01:16:58,581 --> 01:17:00,717 Really? 1615 01:17:00,784 --> 01:17:02,118 - Relk. - Roark? 1616 01:17:02,185 --> 01:17:03,386 Rock. - Relk. 1617 01:17:03,452 --> 01:17:05,689 - Revel. - Reep? 1618 01:17:05,755 --> 01:17:07,090 Ripe? - Revolver. 1619 01:17:07,156 --> 01:17:08,491 - We just going in Google and typing in R 1620 01:17:08,557 --> 01:17:09,959 and seeing what comes up afterward? 1621 01:17:10,026 --> 01:17:11,394 - Ma'am, we're gonna need a name. 1622 01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:12,528 - Okay, they're gonna need an address or a name. 1623 01:17:12,595 --> 01:17:13,997 She's kind of being a dick about it. 1624 01:17:14,063 --> 01:17:16,733 - I'm calling HR. 1625 01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:20,203 One. 1626 01:17:20,269 --> 01:17:21,404 Two. - I don't know. 1627 01:17:21,470 --> 01:17:23,707 I think it's by a Starbucks, maybe. 1628 01:17:23,740 --> 01:17:25,574 They have the cups a lot. 1629 01:17:25,709 --> 01:17:27,110 - Repeat options. 1630 01:17:27,176 --> 01:17:29,312 - Or maybe she just had lots of Starbucks cups 1631 01:17:29,378 --> 01:17:32,148 that she, like, saves. You know how people do that? 1632 01:17:32,215 --> 01:17:33,850 She could be hoarding the cups. 1633 01:17:33,917 --> 01:17:35,284 - Representative. 1634 01:17:35,351 --> 01:17:37,553 - Look, how many Margie and Winstons can there be? 1635 01:17:37,620 --> 01:17:39,422 - Tell them they were thinking of adding a pool. 1636 01:17:39,488 --> 01:17:42,625 So look for a backyard that's big enough to have a pool. 1637 01:17:42,726 --> 01:17:43,893 - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1638 01:17:43,960 --> 01:17:45,128 It's starting to go out on its own. 1639 01:17:46,595 --> 01:17:48,297 - Don't. Don't. - Whoa. Whoa. 1640 01:17:48,364 --> 01:17:49,999 - Don't. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't! 1641 01:17:50,066 --> 01:17:52,268 - Oh! 1642 01:17:52,335 --> 01:17:53,903 - They could get trapped in there 1643 01:17:53,970 --> 01:17:56,272 and totally die from the smoke. 1644 01:17:56,339 --> 01:17:59,042 No one's gonna tell me I'm wrong? 1645 01:17:59,108 --> 01:18:00,143 Okay, I gotta go over there. 1646 01:18:00,209 --> 01:18:01,244 - What? Where? 1647 01:18:01,310 --> 01:18:02,645 - I don't know where. 1648 01:18:02,746 --> 01:18:04,513 - You're just gonna look everywhere? 1649 01:18:04,580 --> 01:18:07,050 - It's stupid to just run around the neighborhood. 1650 01:18:07,116 --> 01:18:09,418 Make a grid. Search it methodically. 1651 01:18:09,485 --> 01:18:11,420 Even then, you're probably not gonna find the girl's body. 1652 01:18:11,487 --> 01:18:13,089 - Okay, someone from HR will get back to me. 1653 01:18:13,156 --> 01:18:14,123 Just stay put. 1654 01:18:14,190 --> 01:18:15,524 - I can't just do nothing. 1655 01:18:15,591 --> 01:18:16,993 - What do you think you can really do? 1656 01:18:17,060 --> 01:18:18,762 - Eliza, you cannot go. 1657 01:18:18,795 --> 01:18:19,963 You are not a fireman. 1658 01:18:20,029 --> 01:18:22,598 It will be a liability to the company. 1659 01:18:22,665 --> 01:18:28,104 No, Eliza, you go, and that's strike three. 1660 01:18:34,878 --> 01:18:37,313 Eliza! 1661 01:19:18,121 --> 01:19:22,191 - Come on. 1662 01:19:22,258 --> 01:19:25,895 - Oh, what the hell? 1663 01:19:34,137 --> 01:19:35,404 - Oh! - Fire truck! Fire truck! 1664 01:19:35,471 --> 01:19:36,405 - Fire truck! Fire truck! - Fire truck! Fire truck! 1665 01:19:36,472 --> 01:19:37,606 - Fire truck! - Yeah! 1666 01:19:37,673 --> 01:19:40,209 Signal. Signal. Signal. Signal. 1667 01:19:40,276 --> 01:19:42,378 Okay. - I can't believe this. 1668 01:19:47,016 --> 01:19:48,451 - You're okay. 1669 01:19:48,517 --> 01:19:50,719 Hey, we were so worried. - Oh, my gosh. 1670 01:19:50,854 --> 01:19:53,857 - Looks like the fire's contained to the office. 1671 01:19:53,857 --> 01:19:56,192 - My curtains. I... 1672 01:19:56,259 --> 01:19:58,027 - We'll steal the neighbor's curtains. 1673 01:19:58,094 --> 01:19:59,328 - Okay. 1674 01:19:59,395 --> 01:20:01,865 - What on Earth could have caused this? 1675 01:20:01,865 --> 01:20:02,999 - We'll never know. 1676 01:20:03,066 --> 01:20:05,301 - Hey, guys, HR just got back to me. 1677 01:20:05,368 --> 01:20:08,637 You would not believe how close we all live to each other. 1678 01:20:08,704 --> 01:20:10,006 - Sir. - Oh, shit. 1679 01:20:10,073 --> 01:20:11,307 A real fire. 1680 01:20:11,374 --> 01:20:12,675 - I think I saw kitty litter. 1681 01:20:12,741 --> 01:20:14,844 Should I go and look for a cat? 1682 01:20:18,314 --> 01:20:20,884 - Yes. - Yeah. 1683 01:20:20,950 --> 01:20:22,451 Cursory glance couldn't hurt, but the cat 1684 01:20:22,518 --> 01:20:24,954 can die before a human even stubs his toe. 1685 01:20:25,021 --> 01:20:28,057 - Copy that. - Yeah. 1686 01:20:33,997 --> 01:20:36,565 - You're totally burning your house, dude. 1687 01:20:36,632 --> 01:20:39,936 You want to let it simmer on a low heat. 1688 01:20:40,003 --> 01:20:41,304 This is too much. 1689 01:20:41,370 --> 01:20:42,838 - No, a house like this you want to get, 1690 01:20:42,906 --> 01:20:44,874 like, a nice char the around the edges, 1691 01:20:44,941 --> 01:20:46,910 just like that. 1692 01:20:46,976 --> 01:20:49,145 Cocky hot piece of shit. 1693 01:20:49,212 --> 01:20:53,349 - Appreciate that. 1694 01:20:53,416 --> 01:20:55,184 - Hey, would you-- 1695 01:20:55,251 --> 01:21:00,423 would you ever consider impregnating my wife? 1696 01:21:00,990 --> 01:21:04,160 - Winston, sweetie, Kyle was offering 1697 01:21:04,227 --> 01:21:06,695 for us to stay at his house; isn't that so nice? 1698 01:21:06,762 --> 01:21:08,297 - No, we should not. - Yeah. 1699 01:21:08,364 --> 01:21:09,465 Yeah. - Why would we do that? 1700 01:21:09,532 --> 01:21:10,399 - Because-- - He's a crazy person. 1701 01:21:10,466 --> 01:21:12,001 - Not clinically, no. 1702 01:21:12,068 --> 01:21:13,169 So I mean, I said yes. 1703 01:21:13,236 --> 01:21:14,470 Look how sad he is. He's gonna do it. 1704 01:21:14,537 --> 01:21:16,239 - He's a broken man. - We're gonna do it. 1705 01:21:16,305 --> 01:21:18,174 - Oh, my God. Actually, you all can come over. 1706 01:21:18,241 --> 01:21:20,543 You know, we can watch "Babe." You know, it's been a while. 1707 01:21:20,609 --> 01:21:22,545 - The original "Babe" or the German "Babe"? 1708 01:21:22,611 --> 01:21:23,846 - No, thank you. 1709 01:21:23,947 --> 01:21:26,950 Do you know how the fire got started? 1710 01:21:27,016 --> 01:21:28,784 - Cheap electric kettle. 1711 01:21:32,421 --> 01:21:34,290 Why is everyone looking at her? 1712 01:21:34,357 --> 01:21:36,125 Oh, she didn't give you that kettle, did she? 1713 01:21:36,192 --> 01:21:37,293 - Yeah. - Wow. 1714 01:21:37,360 --> 01:21:38,427 - Yes. 1715 01:21:38,494 --> 01:21:39,562 - Sorry. 1716 01:21:43,432 --> 01:21:45,201 Sorry for being me. 1717 01:21:45,268 --> 01:21:46,970 I'm gonna go. 1718 01:21:46,970 --> 01:21:48,604 Thanks so much for the opportunity. 1719 01:21:48,671 --> 01:21:52,976 I no longer work at Wenner Platforms, A division of 1720 01:21:53,009 --> 01:21:55,311 Quintana Sistemas de Información, anymore. 1721 01:21:55,378 --> 01:21:57,813 You can think of that, and it'll make you feel better. 1722 01:21:57,880 --> 01:21:59,148 - Hey. 1723 01:22:01,017 --> 01:22:03,752 You're not fired. 1724 01:22:03,819 --> 01:22:05,321 - Yeah, okay, well, three strikes, right? 1725 01:22:05,388 --> 01:22:06,355 So... 1726 01:22:06,422 --> 01:22:10,259 - You get 1,000. 1727 01:22:10,326 --> 01:22:12,095 - Really? 1728 01:22:12,161 --> 01:22:14,197 I get 1,000. 1729 01:22:15,398 --> 01:22:17,000 - Yes. 1730 01:22:29,778 --> 01:22:31,480 - Wait, is that... 1731 01:23:01,577 --> 01:23:04,447 - Hey. Let's go inside. 1732 01:23:04,513 --> 01:23:07,416 Come on. 1733 01:23:14,457 --> 01:23:16,859 - Okay. 1734 01:23:16,925 --> 01:23:18,361 - Hey, Kyle, you have any popcorn? 1735 01:23:18,427 --> 01:23:20,296 - Oh, I don't know. 1736 01:23:22,365 --> 01:23:24,333 Hmm. 1737 01:23:27,370 --> 01:23:29,372 - That's some very large popcorn. 1738 01:23:29,438 --> 01:23:32,208 - Yeah, well, it's all I could find, so... 1739 01:23:32,275 --> 01:23:34,477 - Thanks for the ride on your scooter. 1740 01:23:34,543 --> 01:23:35,544 It was very impressive. 1741 01:23:35,611 --> 01:23:36,679 - Well, you know, it actually takes 1742 01:23:36,745 --> 01:23:37,880 no skill to ride a scooter. 1743 01:23:37,946 --> 01:23:41,684 Like, none whatsoever. 1744 01:23:41,750 --> 01:23:44,120 - Sorry about the hairy ass running across your screen 1745 01:23:44,187 --> 01:23:45,788 the other day. 1746 01:23:45,854 --> 01:23:48,424 Trying to make sure that never happens again. 1747 01:23:48,491 --> 01:23:50,226 You know, if this is, like, weird for you 1748 01:23:50,293 --> 01:23:52,295 and you don't want me to be here, that's fine. 1749 01:23:52,361 --> 01:23:53,896 You can just tell me, and, I mean, 1750 01:23:53,962 --> 01:23:56,332 I won't quit, 'cause I really need this, 1751 01:23:56,399 --> 01:23:58,101 but I can, you know-- 1752 01:23:58,167 --> 01:24:02,205 - Wait, what, you think I don't want you to work here anymore? 1753 01:24:02,271 --> 01:24:04,573 - I don't know. 1754 01:24:04,640 --> 01:24:09,312 - You know, my whole life, I've had this voice on my shoulder 1755 01:24:09,378 --> 01:24:11,114 telling me to make sensible decisions, 1756 01:24:11,147 --> 01:24:13,416 and, you know, it's loud. 1757 01:24:13,482 --> 01:24:14,717 It hurts me ear. 1758 01:24:14,783 --> 01:24:17,720 You know, shoulder to ear is very short. 1759 01:24:17,786 --> 01:24:21,023 And you, you're, like, the woman that comes in and flicks 1760 01:24:21,124 --> 01:24:23,392 my little shoulder man away. 1761 01:24:23,459 --> 01:24:29,365 And I'm starting to hear my own thoughts. 1762 01:24:31,134 --> 01:24:33,136 And I can deal with a hairy butt in your face, 1763 01:24:33,136 --> 01:24:38,641 but I was just hoping that it'd be mine. 1764 01:24:42,878 --> 01:24:45,148 - Well, go on then. 1765 01:24:45,181 --> 01:24:46,515 Kiss the girl. - Okay. 1766 01:24:46,582 --> 01:24:47,883 Okay. No. 1767 01:24:47,950 --> 01:24:50,486 My voice does not sound like Boris Johnson. 1768 01:24:50,553 --> 01:24:51,687 - It's not Boris Johnson. 1769 01:24:51,754 --> 01:24:53,456 It's more of a humble chimney sweep. 1770 01:25:07,536 --> 01:25:10,839 - Okay. I know I need one remote 1771 01:25:10,906 --> 01:25:14,076 to start the other remote. 1772 01:25:14,177 --> 01:25:16,179 Oh, dear, what did I do? 1773 01:25:16,212 --> 01:25:17,880 - Maybe try Netflix. 1774 01:25:17,946 --> 01:25:19,215 - Oh, no, it was Ally's account. 1775 01:25:19,282 --> 01:25:21,684 She logged out. Scorched earth on that one. 1776 01:25:21,750 --> 01:25:22,851 - Check Amazon. 1777 01:25:22,918 --> 01:25:24,353 - Oh, what, and make Bezos richer? 1778 01:25:24,420 --> 01:25:26,455 No, he should pay me to watch his crap. 1779 01:25:26,522 --> 01:25:28,023 - Very thoughtful. - Thank you, dear. 1780 01:25:28,090 --> 01:25:29,192 - Egg? - Oh, yeah. 1781 01:25:29,225 --> 01:25:32,228 Put it in my pocket. 1782 01:25:39,802 --> 01:25:41,904 - Egg? 1783 01:25:41,970 --> 01:25:45,007 - Absolutely. 1784 01:25:45,073 --> 01:25:48,777 - And now, "Babe." 1785 01:25:48,844 --> 01:25:50,045 - Oh, okay. All right. 1786 01:25:50,112 --> 01:25:52,215 - All right. 1787 01:25:55,584 --> 01:25:58,454 - This is a tale about an unprejudiced heart 1788 01:25:58,521 --> 01:26:02,225 and how it changed our valley forever. 1789 01:26:02,291 --> 01:26:04,593 There was a time not so long ago 1790 01:26:04,660 --> 01:26:08,997 when pigs were afforded no respect, except by other pigs. 1791 01:26:09,064 --> 01:26:14,603 They lived their whole lives in a cruel and sunless world.