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Wesley,

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don't answer that.

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Hello, Hortense.

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I'll see to it. Goodbye, Hortense.

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Well?

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Mrs. Huffnagle claims that Wesley was
using Grandma Huffnagle's saw for

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parachuting off the garage roof.

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You could have been killed.

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Not really. Grandma Huffnagle was
sleeping one off on the lawn and she

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fall. You go up to your room and don't
come down until I tell you. Yes, ma 'am.

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And while you're at it, I want you to
write that valedictory speech for your

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graduation. Come on, Mom. Just because I
got the best grades in school, why do I

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have to write a speech about it? To be
named sixth grade valedictorian is a

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great honor and I'm proud of you.

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Great. Then maybe you should write it.

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Don't you sack me, mister.

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Kevin, you're home, Annie. I thought you
had a date with Cindy. You won't

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believe it, Mr. Robert. It was
incredible.

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Suddenly we started trembling. The car
was vibrating. The whole earth was

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tossing and turning.

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Cindy must be quite a girl.

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Huh? No, no, no. I saw a UFO.

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You know, like a flying saucer. See, we
were parked up on Makeout... Lookout

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Mountain. And I looked up and I saw this
big round silver thing with little

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rotating lights.

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Well, perhaps it was an airplane or a
helicopter.

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Maybe it was a blimp.

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Hey, I know a blimp when I see one.

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I mean...

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What do you think, big guy?

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I think those sacks look better on the
potatoes.

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We're in training for Father John
Olympics at school.

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And you're practicing for the Guess My
Lower Extremities competition?

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It's a sack race, Belvedere. Yeah, I put
pink fringe on mine. Yeah, and I got

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blue because I'm a guy.

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I'll call Bellevue.

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They're running a two -for -one special.

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Don't listen to him, kitten. He'll
change his tune once we win the

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race. Ready?

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Okay.

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You get the door.

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Greetings, Earthling.

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Looking for that spaceship.

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I think I finally located the Big
Dipper.

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Oh?

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Yeah, take a look.

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Kevin,

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those are the Huffnagle's Christmas
lights.

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They never took them down.

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Go ahead. Make fun. But you'll feel
different when I make contact with

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and I'm on the cover of time.

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Just keep that thing pointed away from
Fifi Huffnagle's window, or else you'll

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be doing time.

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I mean, I can't believe we got talked
into going to the stupid graduation

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It's for geeks.

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Don't worry. I've got a few tricks up my
sleeve that'll keep things jumping.

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All right.

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Mrs. Owens is ready to drive you
gentlemen to the party.

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Any progress on the valedictory speech?

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It's on the table.

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Good evening, ladies and germs.

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Well, it's a start.

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It's finished.

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geekier than I thought.

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Quick, give me a towel.

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Calm down, Miles. There's a time and a
place for everything.

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Hello, boys.

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Hello, Principal Hodges.

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Let me make something clear, Owens.

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I may have to let you come to this
dance, and I may have to let you be

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valedictorian, but that doesn't mean I
have to like you.

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May I say, sir, that those hair implants
have taken beautifully.

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Don't kiss up to me, Owens. It won't
help.

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I'm watching you.

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Hey, guys. Hey.

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Anybody interested in a little action?

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Yeah. Like what?

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Like a toad in a punch bowl.

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Oh, come on, Wes. Get real.

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That kid stuff.

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But this room is full of girls. Don't
you want to bug them?

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Hi, guys.

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Hello, rat face.

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What do you want, rat face?

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kindergarten. Don't you think it's about
time you use my real name?

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Okay, what do you want, barf brain?

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Wesley T.

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Owens, you are gross.

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Yeah, get with the program.

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I'll dance with you, Roberta.

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Okay.

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Fine, let's get out of here.

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Oh, it looks kind of cute.

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What?

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Oh, I'm not going to.

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Looks like it's toad time, and this.

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is the place.

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Cover me.

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Young people, the refreshment table is
now open.

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I'm sure we're all grateful to our hard
-working cafeteria staff for this lavish

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spread of sponge cake and punch.

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Yes, well, we'll enjoy ourselves.

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But please, one chip only.

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some puncher. Bernadette has quite a
kick.

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Toad! Toad! Toad! Toad!

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It's a joke. I'm just making everybody
laugh.

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Mr. Owens, the kindergarten party is
down the hall.

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Perhaps you'd be more comfortable there.

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Then stop acting like such a spaz. Why
don't you just take your stupid old toe

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and get out of here?

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Yeah!

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Fine, I didn't want to come to this
party anyway. Come on, let's go to my

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I want to stay here.

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Huh? Why?

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I want to dance.

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Fine, who cares?

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I'm getting out of here.

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While you're at it, why don't you grow
up? Yeah!

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Yeah, my toe.

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What was the cause of death?

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Island punch.

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Aloha.

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Mr. Belvedere, do you think I'm
childish?

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Actually, demented is the word I like to
use.

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They threw me out, Mr. Belvedere. Maybe
they're right. Maybe I am a jerk.

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Of course you are. But don't worry,
you'll do better next time.

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next time.

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If anyone wants me to grow up, that's
what I'm going to do.

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Starting tomorrow, I'm a new man.

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And I was just beginning to outwit the
old one.

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You'll feel better with a little
breakfast under your sweat. Oh, I can't.

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got to do one more mob before I go to
school. Ready, Dad?

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Right behind you, kitten.

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So let's go out the front.

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Gee,

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I hope George isn't overdoing this
training thing.

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Yes, he did look dog -tired.

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Morning, all. Hi, honey.

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Gee, don't you look nice. Is there
something special at school today?

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No. except we have a new substitute
teacher and I just want to make a good

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impression.

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Um, honey, are you feeling all right?

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Never better.

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Would you like some breakfast?

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We have cocoa crunchies.

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Not really, that's for kids. I think
I'll just grab a cup of coffee on the

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in. Bye, all.

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from Venus is the last word in
authenticity.

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Don't you think this alien lunacy has
gone far enough?

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Look, it's not lunacy. It's fact.

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Oh, regardless, it's ruining your health
and interfering with your studies.

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Are you kidding?

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I've never studied harder.

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Chariots of the gods, communion, men who
hate aliens, and the women who love

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them. This one's got pictures.

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See?

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There have actually been cases where
human males have made love to alien

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Oh, it happens every day.

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Yeah, look at this. A Peruvian farmer
was plowing a field late at night, and

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of a sudden, he was caught in a beam of
light from the sky.

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A beautiful alien woman came down and...
Plowed his field?

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Yeah, and if it can happen in Peru, it
can happen in Pittsburgh.

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a set of car keys, and a crocodile under
the stove?

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I know. That's when I keep things.

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May I ask what you're doing?

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I wrecked my back practicing for the
wheelbarrow race.

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I figured this might help.

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I see.

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I thought that father -daughter thing
was going to be a bunch of fake girl

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sports. Some of those kids are killers.

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Oh. I took a hit in dodgeball when I
made a soprano out of a shorty.

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Let us just tell Heather you're not up
to it.

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No, this is important.

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That little girl's growing up.

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Pretty soon she'll be married to some
dirtbag husband and I'll never see her.

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Maybe my last time to do some special
stuff with her.

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George, you're gonna have to let go
sooner or later.

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But not right now.

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Belvedere!

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Belvedere! Hey, get me off this thing,
will ya?

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Did you have detention?

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No, a meeting at the Dairy Queen.

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Possible distribution deal for the
school paper.

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I mean, is there anything you'd like to
talk about?

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Now that you mention it, I was wondering
if I could give a party here.

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Party? Nothing fancy, just a casual
little get -together with a few of the

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kids. Make some contacts, do a little
networking.

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Oh, sure.

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Hey, we could have ice cream and little
hats and, hey, maybe even a clown.

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Let me get back to you on that. I'm
going to go make some postman weekends.

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He's sick, isn't he? The Huffnagels must
think so.

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They've just taken their house off the
market.

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I'm worried about him, Mr. Belvedere.

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Oh, I assure you, Mrs. Owens, that
underneath that three -piece suit there

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the heart of a potential felon.

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Can I help you? Bob Kincaid, Mutual of
Pittsburgh.

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Someone here called about buying some
long -term life insurance.

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No. That's for me.

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And lastly, of course, is the threat of
economic retaliation. And that, in a

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nutshell, is why I think we can't afford
any more trade embargoes.

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Remarking anyone?

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Hey, this is liver.

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But it wasn't my idea.

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And there's cottage cheese for any of
you young ladies who might be watching

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your weight.

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I'll be in the kitchen. If you need
anything, just whistle.

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You do know how to whistle, don't you?

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Maybe not.

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Hi, Wesley.

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Roberta, glad you can make it. Won't you
come in?

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Thanks, but no more toe tricks, okay?

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I wouldn't think of it.

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Oh.

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Hey, Wes.

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Can't we play a game or something?

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Now that you mention it, we do have
enough hands here for a canasta

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Never mind.

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Miles, my man, you're looking razor
sharp.

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Hi, guys.

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Bob, I'd like to meet a pal of mine. Bob
Kincaid, Miles' mom master.

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Bob Kincaid, Mutual of Pittsburgh.

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Say, uh, do your folks have a dental
plan?

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Hey, what?

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Hey, Belvedere, what kind of kid's party
is this? A bad one.

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Who's the guy in the cheap polyester
suit?

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Insurance salesman.

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Mutual of pain and whatever.

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How's the party going?

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It's the worst.

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I've seen kids have more fun waiting to
get a tetanus shot.

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And so we learn that Sudbury, Ontario is
the nickel capital of North America.

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Wesley Owens, this is the most boring
party in the history of the world. Yeah.

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I am going to the mall.

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Yeah, this is Dollsville. I'll drive.

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We've still got 15 pounds of room,
Marky.

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Forget it. The party was a disaster.

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Even the insurance guy left.

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Oh, it wasn't so bad.

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I came away with a full medical plan.

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What am I supposed to do, Mr. Belvedere?

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When I act like a kid, everyone laughs.
And when I act grown up, everyone

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leaves.

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Maybe you should stop acting.

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Huh?

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Wesley, life is a series of cycles.

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Your childhood was cycle one, and now
you're entering cycle two.

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You make me sound like an old dog.

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Wesley, I never thought I'd bring myself
to be able to say this, but you've got

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to be yourself.

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Yeah, right.

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What's the matter? Was the mall closed?

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Wes, we came back because we kind of
feel bad about what happened. Yeah,

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Wesley, when I told you to grow up, I
just meant to act a little more your

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We're still your friends, no matter how
dopey you act.

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Well, you shouldn't act like it.

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I know it sounds strange, Wes, but I
think the kids are sincere.

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Thanks, Bob.

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You bet.

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I'm awfully sorry for yourself.

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We need... Ain't you?

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Huh? Tomorrow is graduation.

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If we're going to do something truly
wicked to Principal Hodges, we've got to

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have your help.

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Forget it. I can't. You can't?

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The greatest criminal mind in the
history of the school?

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I can't?

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Nope.

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Wait a minute.

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Is this the legendary Wesley Owens who
set fire to the custodian's back hair?

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The boy who glued Miss Steckler's
wedgies to the floor?

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The criminal genius who hit a dead fish
in the detention hall radiator?

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The Wesley Owens who's going to lead us
kids in the greatest prank in the

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history of Chester Conklin Elementary
School?

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Yes!

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Gee, it's a good thing we got here
early. The place is really filling up.

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You wouldn't think so many teachers
would show up for Wesley's graduation.

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Give the people what they want and
they'll turn out.

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So, did you go over Wesley's speech?

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No, he told me you did it.

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Have you seen it, Mr. Belvedere?

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No, all that Wesley said was that he'd
prepared something special.

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Maybe we'd better map out the nearest
exit.

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orchestra for that unique rendition of
Slaughter on 10th Avenue.

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And now, parents and friends, we come
against my better judgment to that

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portion of the ceremonies in which the
valedictorian will read his address.

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This year's valedictorian, Wesley T.
Owens, has been responsible for more

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teacher overtime hours than any student
in our history.

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It is with trepidation that I give you
Wesley Owen.

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Thank you, Principal Hodges.

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On behalf of the graduating class, I
would like to welcome you to our

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graduation. Being named valedictorian is
a very great honor, but it would not

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have been possible without the fine
education offered here at Chester

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Elementary School.

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An education of mine and of Hart.

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but to be the best selves we can
possibly be.

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As we face an uncertain future, we can
do so with full hearts, knowing that we

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come away from this place with the
knowledge that will guide us through the

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shoals and rapids that lay ahead.

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Thank you all.

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That's it?

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Yes, sir.

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Well, in that case, I guess I can
release the SWAT team.

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Now, if everyone will join me in singing
the school song.

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And while we're at it, you're grounded
for the summer.

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You will not leave your room except for
meals and trips to the bathroom. Is that

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clear? Yes, ma 'am.

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You're just plenty lucky.

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Principal Hodges was a county cartwheel
champion.

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You might have sued us.

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I know.

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But you gotta admit, it was a great
prank.

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I'd give it close to us.

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What happened?

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Oh, I sprained my ankle.

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Oh, I knew you should have gotten
involved in those fool races.

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Well, he didn't hurt himself in a race.

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Huh?

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Well, I was so excited to be there, I
caught my foot on a seatbelt restraint

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fell out of the car.

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Oh, honey, did it hurt?

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Not as much as my pride.

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I'm sorry, kitten. I wanted to be a hero
and win you a bunch of medals.

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Oh, that's okay, Dad.

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It's like you always taught me.

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It's not whether you win or lose, but
how you get out of the car.

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We won the medal for the tug -of -war.

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Oh?

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About this quest of intergalactic
romance?

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You got back to normal life?

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Yeah, I guess so.

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It's just, once you've seen something
that spectacular, you want to see it

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and over.

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More than that, you want to be part of
it.

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I know.

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I felt that way the first time I saw
Ursula Andress.

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I kept some dinner in the oven.

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Oh, no thanks.

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Cindy invited me over to her place, and
she said I can have anything I want.

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That's a good offer.

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Yeah. See you.

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Intergalactic twit.

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Things have finally quieted down here in
the Owens household.

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George has hobbled off to bed, proud to
know that in Heather's heart, he is

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still a winner.

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Wesley sleeps off the first night of his
month sentence in his room.

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I think it will take three days to get
the smile off his face.

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Kevin, having given up the pursuit of
UFOs, has returned to campus.

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and the study of other heavenly bodies.

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I, on the other hand, have developed a
great fondness for extraterrestrials.

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After all, anyone who calls me slim
can't be all bad.

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Hey, now, Hawking, dig this. I've only
got ten seconds to advise you to catch

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Spencer for hire tomorrow.

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Advising is what I invest.

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Watch.

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Sunday at 7, the world's most
extraordinary couple has returned.

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Alan and his mermaid wife, Madison, in
the all -new Splash 2.