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Uh -oh.

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I guess you found out what I did to the
school nurse.

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Oh, nothing.

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You were just crying at the movie.

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Here you go, Marshal.

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It's Dr. Zhivago.

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Yamago's a little sappy every time she
sees him.

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Oh. Kind of like Mr. Belvedere when he
watches Willy Wonka and the Chocolate

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Factory.

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It was the first movie Daddy ever took
me to.

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He wanted to be romantic on our first
date.

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Yeah, and anyway, the line was too long
for the dirty dozen.

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Hey, Mr. Belvedere, what's your up to?

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3 ,499.

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That's all right.

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The world's record, 3 ,500.

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That's dumb. You should have done two
more.

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Wesley, didn't it ever occur to you that
the door was closed for a reason?

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Because you're dressed like that?

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I was going to bed.

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But I'm bored. Mom and Dad are
downstairs hogging the TV.

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Well, there must be something you can
do.

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Why don't you torrent your sister?

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She's at Angela's. Oh.

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Come on, Mr. Belvedere. Let's play
Chinese checkers.

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We could use peanut M andMs.

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Why don't we play Farm and Save My Baby?

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Then I can drop you from the window.

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Well, here we are.

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You sure nobody's home?

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Oh, no, don't worry, Denise.

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Everybody went to the movies. We've got
the whole place to ourselves.

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Why don't you have a seat on the sofa
and I'll get the fire going.

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I think these people are going to have
to move first.

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No kidding.

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Bye. It was nice meeting you.

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Get turned around and no one's fed All
hands look out

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below There's a change in the status quo
Gonna need all the help that

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we can get Sporting to our new arrival
Life is

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more than mere survival We just might
live the good life yet

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I can't eat this waffle.

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It's still frozen.

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Breathe on it.

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That'll melt the butter as well.

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Hey, guys.

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Morning, Heather.

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And how was your slumber party?

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Oh, great. We stayed up all night, and
around two in the morning, some guys

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the football team showed up and tried to
pull a panty raid.

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A what?

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Well, you know where a bunch of big guys
go crazy and steal your underwear?

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Don't they have that in England?

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Yes, but we call that half -time at the
soccer match.

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Morning. Morning.

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Hi, Mom.

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Hi, Dad.

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Your date last night seemed very nice.

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Yeah, maybe next time you'll be able to
meet her standing up.

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Well, see you, pal. Your mom and I are
going down to Lumberama. Yeah, we figure

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with spring coming, it might be nice to
have a hammock.

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Maybe you should get a trampoline.

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Did I miss something?

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I just can't stand it around this place
anymore. I mean, there's no privacy.

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I can't even bring a girl home without
someone embarrassing her.

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Well, if you mean the night my mambo
club came over. No, no, it's not just

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It's everything. I feel like I'm
suffocating.

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Well, if you decide to move into the
woods, take him with you.

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didn't skip over any bills or anything?

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No, that's everything. I even remembered
to pay Belvedere. Of course, that's not

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much.

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I guess with both of us working now, we
have more money than we know what to do

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with. I never thought we'd have that
problem.

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Perhaps I could help you solve it.

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Hey, maybe this is the year we go to
Hawaii.

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Sure.

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Hey, and when we get there, will you buy
me one of those little hula girls?

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We're just doing the bills.

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Yes, sir. Yes.

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Hey, look, pal, we're sorry about last
night. I mean, your mom and I didn't

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to cramp your style. Oh, no, it's okay.
Besides, I don't think it's going to be

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a problem anymore.

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What do you mean?

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I've been thinking about maybe moving
out.

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Moving out?

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Yeah, I'm in college now, and I think
it's about time that I have my own

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apartment. I mean, if it's okay with you
guys.

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Well, if you're sure you can swing it,
pal. Yeah, I've got my job at Mr.

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Clark's. And besides, I could always get
a roommate.

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I mean, the kid's 19.

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I know, but he... Well, if he doesn't go
now, we might never get rid of him.

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Fine, fine.

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Okay, pal, you can start looking.
Thanks.

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I already found one. I move in Tuesday.

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Hey, Mr. Belvedere.

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Mr. Belvedere.

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You were supposed to be helping your
brother move.

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I am.

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Kevin said he needed some stuff to
decorate his new apartment, so I got him

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this.

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I hope you got that from a dentist.

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Get it back.

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Oh, here, let me help you with that. Oh,
no, no, no, it's okay, really.

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That's Mr.

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Teddy.

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How original.

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Oh, I just thought I... take them along
with me, you know, for old time's sake.

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Oh? Would you like me to pack your baby
blanket?

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It's already in the car.

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What's all this?

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Mom wanted Kevin to have some of her
home cooking.

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I thought that was one of the reasons he
was leaving.

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Don't forget the muffins.

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Well, everything's loaded, so I guess
this is it.

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All right.

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Now remember... I want you to eat right
and get plenty of rest.

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And don't forget to take your Geritol.

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He knows what I mean.

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Come on, Mom. I'm going to be fine. I'm
only a few miles away.

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Besides, I'll be back once a week to
drop off my laundry.

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Well, pal, I guess you want to get
going. Just remember, if you need us,

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here. Thanks, Dad.

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And remember, Kev, the only safe sex is
no sex.

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That's what your mom tells me.

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Well, I'd better get going.

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Well, good luck. Kevin.

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So,

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how

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about one of those famous muffins?

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You know, it seems like only yesterday
that we were bringing him home from the

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hospital and those little blue booties.

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have his room?

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What? Well, I'm kind of bored with mine.

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Hey, hold on, kitten. I mean, your
brother's barely out the door.

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I'm sorry.

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Of course, now that you mention it, it
could make a great TV room for your old

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pop.

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I woke up this morning and realized I
didn't have any food.

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Funny. I woke up and thought I did.

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Well, anyway, I decided I'm going to
have to get a roommate to help pay for

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rent. Oh?

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Isn't Mr. Teddy kicking in?

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See, I'm going to put this down in the
school paper.

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Handsome sophomore seeks blonde
nonsmoker to share rent and good times.

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What do you think?

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I think if someone named Lars turns up,
you're in big trouble.

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I better get going before Mom sees me
and starts crying again.

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Okay, here's the choices we got for
Kevin's room. We got Mom's law library.

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Boo! Your old dad's TV room. Eh.

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Kitten's aerobics gym and Westman's
combination arcade and discipline room.

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That way I can go there whether I've
been good or bad.

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Hey, what do you think we should do, Mr.
Belvedere?

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About what? Kevin's room. Everybody
wants to do something different with it.

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I think you should all compromise and
give it to me.

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You've got a room.

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You mean that glorified telephone booth?

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I can barely turn around in there. It's
not the room's fault.

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I just thought it would be nicer to have
a larger room. What with everybody

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barging in on me all the time.

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Well, it's no fun if you knock.

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Hey, big guy, I always thought you liked
our company.

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Yes, I love people waking me up with
their moronic problems.

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Well, if you don't like it, why don't
you do something about it? Oh, perhaps I

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will. What do you mean, Mr. Belvedere?

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I'm moving out, too.

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Do you really think Mr. Belvedere will
move out?

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All the food's here.

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You know, this is all your fault.

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Me? What did I do? Everything. You're
disgusting and obnoxious.

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I mean, there's nothing to worry about.

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You know the big guy. He's just letting
off a little steam.

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Yeah, right. It's not Mr. Belvedere
talking. It's his empty stomach.

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Well, goodbye, everyone.

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See you in the morning.

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So, anyway, I'm in this country from
Romania to study computer science and

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animal husbandry.

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Shh. Blaine, don't interrupt.

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Yeah, well, listen, uh, Anatole, I
really appreciate you coming by.

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There's a few other people interested,
but I'll certainly keep you in mind.

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Thank you very much. You know, Gwen and
I are used to having our own room.

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I'll remember that.

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Well, the bedroom certainly seems nice.

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Yeah, and don't worry. I can sleep on
the fold -out bed.

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Up to you.

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I guess there's a few things you should
know about me.

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Um, I work as a tutor, so I'd be more
than happy to help you with term papers

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and stuff like that.

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Uh -huh.

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Oh, and I'm captain of the women's
volleyball team, so the girls might be

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lot, if that's okay with you.

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Oh, well, I guess it is.

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Oh,

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is this an Eastern exposure?

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Uh, yeah.

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Yeah, I think it is. Great.

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I like to sunbathe nude in the morning.

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Makes two of us.

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with the freezer on the bottom.

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Yeah.

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I hate that.

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I'm never going to find anybody.

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Hi there, roomie.

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Is this an Eastern experience?

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You haven't got a roommate yet, have
you?

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Well, I did kind of promise a place to
this nice Romanian family.

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Oh.

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What I mean is, are you really sure you
want to do this?

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I won't be in the way.

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I still have to report to work at your
parents.

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So... All I'll really be doing is
sleeping here.

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All right.

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Let's give it a try.

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Splendid.

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Oh, listen.

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The sofa pulls out into a nice king
-size bed. I think it's more comfortable

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than the one in the bedroom.

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In that case, you can have it.

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to see that way.

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If you're looking for my ding -dongs,
they're under the sink.

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I mean the sink in my apartment.

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If there's nothing else, I think I'll be
clocking out.

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Oh, are you leaving already?

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I want to get back to my pad before
wrestling starts.

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Wrestling's not on TV tonight.

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I know.

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I have a date.

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Belvedere, you've been gone almost a
week already. Don't you think we could

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down and talk about this?

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Yeah, you're probably ready to come
crawling back by now.

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Actually, these arrangements suit me
perfectly.

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Oh, yeah? Mm -hmm. My duties are clearly
defined. My evenings are off.

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And you two have more time to enjoy your
children.

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If I watch a little TV...

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your psych class. I hope you don't mind.

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Sure, why not?

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What about my economics class?

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You taking that too?

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No, I'm teaching it.

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after dinner, but he's not here after
dinner anymore, so I'm bothering you.

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Oh, well, that's fine, honey. Why don't
you sit down right here and you can

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bother me all you want. But that's no
fun.

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Mr. Belvedere usually says get lost or
go play on the expressway or something.

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Hey, Mom, look who's here.

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Yes, what's his name? Our oldest kid.

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Nice to see you, stranger.

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Oh,

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you look so thin. Are you getting enough
to eat?

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Not if he's living with Belvedere.

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I guess I'm just not used to seeing so
much of Mr.

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Belvedere. I saw him once in Justice
Shower Camp.

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He's there every morning, every night.

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He's even taking classes with me now.

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Well, I'm sure it'll all work out.

253
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Well, I really can't stay. I've got a
date with Denise.

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She stopped by to get some tapes I left
in my room.

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Oh, hey, Cap, they're not up there
anymore. They're in the garage with the

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of your junk.

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Huh?

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this happen? About five minutes after
you left.

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Hey, pal, don't feel bad. It was either
that or give it to Belvedere.

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You mean that's how he wound up with me?

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Yeah, you're so lucky.

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I'll be in the garage screaming.

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Sorry about dinner.

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That's okay.

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I mean, except for the fire, it was real
nice.

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Yeah, well, I never made Vienna sausage
flambé before.

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I didn't think the planes could shoot so
high.

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So, uh, what do you want to do now?

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I don't know.

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We could start another fire.

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Kevin, is this your tie?

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I found it hanging on the doorknob.

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It's over, dear.

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Oh, I'm sorry. Did I interrupt
something?

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Look, when there's a tie on the
doorknob, it means there's a girl in

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you're not supposed to come in. Oh.

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Oh, at Cambridge, I'll see if there was
a pig's head on a pole.

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Oh, look, I'm in the way. I'll just go
sit outside on the curb until you're

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done. No, no, no, that's okay.

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Kevin was just taking me home.

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question, and the category is hostess
products.

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You probably bet everything.

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Did someone have a bad day?

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What happened? I thought you were going
to clean this place up.

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I was going to make the bed.

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Then I realized I was in it.

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What's the matter?

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It's just, I bust my butt all day at
school.

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I spend five hours on my feet slinging
greasy chicken.

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I mean, the place is a mess, and there's
not even dinner on the table. But you

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realize that I happen to work, too.

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Look, I'm too tired to fight, aren't I?
Oh, sure. You come waltzing in here and

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start criticizing, and when I try to say
something, all of a sudden, you're too

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tired. Look, don't startle with me. Oh,
I'm the one who started?

295
00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:49,180
Hey, Fred and Wilma, you want to knock
it off in there?

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What's happening to us, Kevin?

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I don't know.

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But I'm getting scared.

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Seems that our little arrangement isn't
quite working.

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Oh. I guess we just get along better in
small doses.

301
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:12,020
But we sure did give it the old college
try, huh? Oh, we certainly did.

302
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:15,280
But perhaps some things just aren't
meant to be.

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Right.

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00:21:29,260 --> 00:21:30,940
Now you both have to take off your
shirts. What?

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00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:34,540
That's what Grandma Hufflingel taught
me.

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Hi. Hey, Kev. Moving back in?

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Here. See ya.

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decided that all of you have suffered
enough, including Kevin.

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00:22:08,050 --> 00:22:10,750
Well, we'll try to respect your privacy
from now on. We promise.

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Yeah, and if I ever get the urge to
bother you, I'll just go bother Heather

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00:22:14,710 --> 00:22:18,730
instead. Yeah, if you really want the
other room, big guy, it's yours.

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00:22:19,330 --> 00:22:20,950
Thank you, but I think I'll stick to
mine.

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Perhaps with a better lock.

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00:22:24,470 --> 00:22:27,030
Well, if there's nothing else, I'll
unpack my things.

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00:22:27,310 --> 00:22:29,990
Well, we kept your room exactly the way
you left it. Thank you.

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Except Dad and I found the ding -dong.

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and my pet tarantula had babies in your
underwear drawer.

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Well, it's good to be home.

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Mr.

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Belvedere, we'll be right back.

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Kevin is still unable to find a suitable
roommate.

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Poor lad.

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After living with me, everyone else
pales by comparison.

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He'd better find one soon, or he'll be
moving back here to the Owens Asylum.

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00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:11,120
Speaking of asylum, I seem to have been
granted it by the family.

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Nobody's been up to bother me in almost
three hours.

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Not even Wesley.

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Perhaps I'll go and bother him.

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Dolly Parton, and I couldn't be more
excited.

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Wesley,

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don't answer that.