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What are we doing?

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Making my ears bleed.

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Ant and I are going out for spring
chorus at school.

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Oh. Yeah, it's supposed to be real
interesting. You learn a lot about music

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theory, harmonic message. And the best
part is, you get an excuse from Jim.

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Maybe I'm old -fashioned, but to join a
chorus, don't you have to be able to

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sing? Oh, no, it's school policy. If you
show up, they have to take you.

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Oh, in that case, you two will stand a
very good chance.

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off ready for school.

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That's funny.

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I always thought I'd be the first to
snap.

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As you came through the door, no one
glared.

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According to our new rival, life is more
than mere survival.

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And we just might live the good life
yet.

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Angela, amazing how well that song holds
up.

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All right, is there a Danny Murphy here?

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Oh, right here, Mr. Grant.

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I think I'm a tenor. At this point,
anything would be nice.

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Our things in Glacomora Is that little
brook still leaping

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there?

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Does it still run down through Donny
Cole

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stupid song.

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Thank you.

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How are things in Glacomora this fine
day?

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Well, that was great, Danny.

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Oh, I'm sure that we'll be hearing a lot
from you.

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All right, well, that's it for today.
We'll pick it up again tomorrow, again.

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Give me a breath spray. Huh? Why? I'm
gonna go talk to him.

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But he's a senior.

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Just watch.

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Oh, sorry.

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I wasn't looking where I was going.
That's okay. That's okay.

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Anyway, I really liked your singing.

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Oh, thanks.

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You were really good, too.

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Well, I haven't sung anything yet.

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Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.

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I was just being polite. I was raised
that way.

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Oh, excuse me.

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That's okay. You don't have to do this.

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Oh, yes, I do. I was raised that way,
too. Oh, thanks.

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Sure.

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Anyway, I was just going to go over to
the water fountain. Do you want to come?

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Hey, they have a great water fountain at
the CinemaPlex at the mall.

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Maybe we could go there.

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Say, tomorrow night around 8?

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Huh?

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Oh, sure. Great.

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That'll be fine.

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Don't you want to know where I live?

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Yeah.

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I guess you better tell me your name,
too.

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Come on, Dad. We're missing half the
game.

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I know. I know.

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Watch out, Dad. You're going to break
it.

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Can't we give this to both fans?

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Forget it, Belvedere.

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TV's broken.

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Really?

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My prayers have been answered.

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Great. What are we going to do about the
game?

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cares about the game. Pee -wee's
Playhouse is on tomorrow.

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Hey, that's right.

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Come on, guys.

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We're going down to Looney Louie's and
get us a new one.

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Get a new what?

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Television.

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Well, apparently old Nellie here is on
the fritz.

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Well, why can't we just get it fixed?

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Are you kidding?

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The last time I was in the shop, we
didn't get it back for two days.

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Yes, I remember.

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That was when you sat in front of the
clothes dryer watching your shorts spin.

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So what are you supposed to do when the
TV's broken?

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Oh, several things come to mind.

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Reading a book, trying a new hobby, or
perhaps even engaging in the simple art

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of conversation.

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Now... Maybe Mr. Belvedere has a point.

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I mean, we hardly ever talk to each
other anymore. All we ever do is sit in

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front of that box.

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Well, so?

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So maybe we could live without it for a
few days.

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What's so funny? Nothing. I was just
trying to picture all you boobs without

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tube, so to speak.

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Oh, yeah?

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Well, I'll bet we can live without that
thing just as long as you can. Uh -huh.

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A month.

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Maybe even more.

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Huh?

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You're on. Say $50.

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Fine.

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Come on, Marsh. Let's go upstairs.

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Oh, okay.

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There's something I gotta tell you that
I really should have told you before.

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Oh, that's okay. There's somebody you
like better, right?

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Well, sort of.

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I'm going to be a priest.

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You are?

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Oh, it's because of me, isn't it? I knew
I was being too pushy. No, Heather, it

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got nothing to do with you. I decided a
long time ago.

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Oh, God, and I dragged you to see Dirty
D.

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This dirtbag bothering you?

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Oh, no, it's okay, Dad. This is Danny.
He's going to be a priest.

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Oh, yeah?

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Oh, in that case, stop by any time.

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Well, I guess I'll see you at school
tomorrow.

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Sure.

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Not that you still care, but I really
had a nice time tonight.

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Well, yeah, me too.

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So do you want to do it again?

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Do you still like to go out with me?

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Sure, why not?

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I mean, maybe we could see a nice
Catholic movie like The Bells of St.

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Mary's or The Exorcist or something.

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I'd like that.

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Wesley, what are you doing?

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Talking. I mean, we're not watching TV
anymore, so I'm practicing the simple

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of conversation, just like you said we
should.

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Wonderful.

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Now go practice on somebody else.

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Hey, Mr. Belvedere, you've got to help
me decide.

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Which dress do you think is the most
parochial?

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Another date with Danny?

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Yeah, he's taking me to see a musical
about Pope Urban II.

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I think it's called The Funny Thing
Happened on the Way to the Crusades.

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a soundtrack.

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Oh, you've been seeing quite a bit of
Danny lately.

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Yeah, I feel really comfortable with
him. I mean, he's cute and he's

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and, well, since he's going to be a
priest, there's no pressure, you know,

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sex and stuff.

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Yeah, we went to the drive -in the other
night and I actually saw the movie all

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the way through.

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Congratulations. Well, I'm going to take
a shower, so let me know what you

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think.

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big guy, but I still miss the TV.

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All right, everybody.

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Ready?

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You too, Angela.

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All right, I'll see you all tomorrow.

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Hey,

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Heather.

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Could I talk to you for a minute in
private?

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Oh, sure. I'll see you later, Ange.

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That's okay. I really shouldn't talk
anyways.

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Mr. Grant says I have to pamper my
throat.

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So what's up?

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Nothing. It's just grad night's coming
up next week, and there's going to be

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sorts of parties and stuff, and I just
thought it would be nice if we could go

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together. Oh, sure. That'd be great.

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Oh, yeah, since it's going to be my last
big night out, you know, before I enter

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the seminary and become a priest.

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I also thought it would be nice if we
could sleep together, too.

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Huh?

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Weep together.

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Oh, this is all my fault.

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I mean, there he was, a nice little
monk, until Heather the Hudson comes

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and leads him into temptation.

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Might as well just offer him an apple.

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You mean he forgot his lunch, too?

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We just want you to be part of our
newfound family fun.

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Yeah, we could play musical chairs
again. Dad had them all reinforced.

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Simon says, sit on it.

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Hi, Mr. Belvedere. Is it okay if I come
in?

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Certainly, Danny. Why wouldn't it be?

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Oh, no reason.

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Hi, Heather.

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Hi.

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I'll leave you two alone.

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So, how you doing?

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Okay, I guess.

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Anyway, I dug up my old notes from
Pennsylvania history. You better study

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because Mr. Phillips' tests can be
pretty hard.

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I will.

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Good.

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No, I mean I will.

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You know what we were talking about?

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Huh?

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You will?

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Uh -huh.

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Oh.

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Wow, Heather.

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That's great. I mean...

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When I asked you, I don't know what got
into me, but I never felt like this

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before, and you look so pretty and
understanding, and now you said yes, and

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still can't believe it. I guess what I'm
really trying to say is, thanks a lot.

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Sure.

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Oh, Heather.

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Oh, hello, Mr. Belvedere.

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Everybody's looking for you. Yes, I
know. That's why I'm hiding out here.

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So, are you excited about tonight?

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Huh?

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Well, I mean, going out on grad night.

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It isn't every day you get the chance to
go out all night and party.

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Oh, yeah, right.

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Heather, is something wrong?

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I mean, did something happen between you
and Danny?

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No, not yet.

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I mean, you know how Danny is going into
the seminary next month?

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Mm -hmm.

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Well, he asked me to sleep with him
before he gets there.

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And I said I would.

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Tonight.

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I see.

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Hey, look, I know what you're thinking.
It's wrong and it's stupid and we'll

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probably have to regret it the rest of
our miserable lives. But that's no

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not to. And I don't care what you say.
You're not going to stop us.

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Well, then.

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May I ask one small question?

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Sure. Is graduation present of yours to
Danny?

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Where do you intend to unwrap it?

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We're not sure why.

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Well, look, I don't approve at all of
what you're doing, but if you insist on

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doing it, at least make it someplace
with charm and dignity.

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And not the no -tell motel.

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Oh, yeah? Like where?

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As it happens, I have just the place.

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Yes, ma 'am?

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Your reservation is confirmed for next
Friday.

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Well, thank you for calling the Normandy
Inn.

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Evening, Gerald.

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Mr. Clara, I didn't hear you come in.

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Life hasn't been the same since I got my
Reebok.

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Anyway, it looks like business is
picking up. Oh, yes, ma 'am. You and the

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sisters have really made a go of this
place since you took it over.

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Why, if things keep going like this,
there really will be no room at the inn.

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If anyone needs me, I'll be down in the
wine cellar. Yes.

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Danny, what are we doing? We look
ridiculous. I already told you. They'll

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give us a room unless we look older. We
don't look old. We look stupid.

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Remember, we're the Petersons from
Patterson. I thought we were the

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from Peterson. Just let me handle this.

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Folks, welcome to the Normandy Inn.

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Thank you.

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As you can see, we're on our honeymoon.
And my new wife and I would like a room,

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please. Sure thing, General.

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Name? Patterson.

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Patterson. Your name tag there says
Eisenhower.

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Oh. Yeah, well, um... That's his maiden
name.

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Oh. Well, then just sign right here,
please.

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You're in room number 11, upstairs.

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It's a real nice one. Thank you.

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Hey, wait a minute.

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Don't you folks have any luggage?

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wearing our pajamas under these.

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Good night.

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Well, it's a nice room.

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Yeah.

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Hey, look in the mind. There's a real
pretty view of the vineyard.

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Oh, look, they have a chapel out there,
too.

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I guess they use that for weddings and
stuff.

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Maybe we should have gotten married
there.

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Danny, are you okay? Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, it's just a little stuffy in here,
that's all.

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Well, why don't you take off your coat?

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Yeah. Good idea.

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Uh,

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Danny, we don't have to do this if you
don't want to. Oh, of course I want to.

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Unless you don't want to.

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No, I want to. Unless you've changed
your mind. Oh, not me.

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Great.

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Me neither.

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with a sign.

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Oh, look, Heather, I'm sorry.

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I never should have brought you here.

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Oh, it's okay.

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No, it's not.

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Oh, priests are supposed to help people
with their problems, not make a whole

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bunch of new ones.

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I guess you never seen the thorn birds.

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I mean, ever since I was an altar boy, I
wanted to be someone like Father

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Cardoza.

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Someone people looked up to.

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Someone people trusted.

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What kind of priest am I going to make?
I can't even trust myself.

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But Danny, nothing happened. Oh, but it
almost did. And that would have been

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wrong.

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The worst part is I used you.

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Look, the only reason you're here
tonight is because I made you feel sorry

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me.

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No, you didn't.

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I came here because I wanted to.

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Yeah, right.

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Hey, look, I'm the one that bugged into
you, remember?

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And I guess I have a confession to make,
too.

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Deep down, I was hoping you'd like me
even more than God.

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And that way you wouldn't have to go
away.

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That's not blasphemy, is it?

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No.

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But we better get out of here.

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Just to be on the safe side.

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Right.

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You know, someday you're going to make
someone a beautiful bride.

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maybe i'll even get to marry you i mean
you know what

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i mean yeah i do

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Something go wrong with the virgin
sacrifice?

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Yeah, real funny, Mr. Belvedere, that
place you sent us to was run by nuns.

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It was?

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Anyway, nothing happened between me and
Danny, but I'm sure you probably already

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knew that.

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I think it was for the best.

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Yeah, I guess.

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Although it would have been nice being
someone's one and only love.

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I'm sure as far as Danny's concerned,
you always will be.

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Good night, Mr. Belvedere.

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All

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right,

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family. I surrender.

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I know when I'm licked.

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What are you talking about, Mr.
Belvedere?

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Simply by depriving you of your
television set, I've deprived myself of

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sanity. This time this relentless family
hour came to a stop.

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So what do you do, Mr. Belvedere? Get
the old set fixed?

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No, Wesley, something better.

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Wheel it in, boys.

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And with any luck, you'll never stop
sitting in front of it.

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Excuse me.

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Mr.

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Belvedere will be right back.

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At any rate, Danny and Heather are still
good friends.

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And back on a platonic footy.

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Tonight, I recommended they see Heaven
Knows Mr. Allison, the story of a

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frustrated marine sharing a deserted
island with a nun.

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I thought it might make a nice change of
pace.

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As for the rest of the Owenses, I'm
happy to report they spent 72 straight

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in front of their new TV.

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It's been pure bliss, having practically
the entire house to myself.

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If I'd known that was going to happen.

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I would have put it outside.

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All of us from head of the class would
like to wish you all the best and a

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holiday. Can we sing now?

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If you like, but I did wish them a happy
holiday.