1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,340 Mother unlocks a family secret for Peter on Hotel. 2 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:13,960 Hey, Mr. Belvedere, what's pyridoxine hydrochloride? 3 00:00:14,340 --> 00:00:16,200 Are you studying for a chemistry test? 4 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:18,640 No, I'm reading the cereal box. 5 00:00:19,740 --> 00:00:21,960 I thought you told me this stuff was all natural. 6 00:00:22,220 --> 00:00:23,220 The box is. 7 00:00:24,700 --> 00:00:25,980 Gotta go. See ya. 8 00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:27,240 What, no breakfast? 9 00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:28,460 No time. 10 00:00:28,660 --> 00:00:29,660 You're looking... 11 00:00:29,820 --> 00:00:32,220 at the new dishwasher at the Phi Theta house. 12 00:00:32,940 --> 00:00:34,180 What about Mr. Glucks? 13 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:36,780 Well, the sorority pays a quarter an hour more. 14 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:39,380 And anyway, dishwashing doesn't take any brain power. 15 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:40,640 Sort of like what you do. 16 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:45,660 What I mean is it's clean and quiet. 17 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:48,300 I have a little time to myself to think about some important stuff. 18 00:00:48,540 --> 00:00:49,960 Maybe even plan my future. 19 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:53,900 And the fact you'll be surrounded by gorgeous coeds has nothing to do with 20 00:00:53,900 --> 00:00:54,900 decision? Mm -mm. 21 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:58,300 Not this time. The only hot water I'll be in will have dishes in it. 22 00:01:00,340 --> 00:01:01,319 Good morning. 23 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:02,019 Good morning. 24 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:03,760 How is the big country club done? 25 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:04,938 Oh, great. 26 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:08,160 After the first dance, George cut out to the caddy shack for some five -card 27 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:09,160 studs. 28 00:01:09,660 --> 00:01:13,380 And when I won with a pair of threes, Stinky Pettigrew kicked me in the 29 00:01:13,660 --> 00:01:15,380 What were you doing all that time, Mom? 30 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:16,720 Seeing a wallflower. 31 00:01:17,460 --> 00:01:19,060 You could have danced with somebody else. 32 00:01:19,300 --> 00:01:20,300 I did. 33 00:01:20,380 --> 00:01:23,060 Dr. Green finally took me for a mercy foxtrot. 34 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:26,020 What was I supposed to do? I'm a lousy dancer. 35 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:27,940 Hey, maybe you guys could take lessons. 36 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:31,520 Oh, I'd love to, honey, but I don't think the Cincinnati kid would go for 37 00:01:31,620 --> 00:01:32,620 Come on, Marsh. 38 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:36,640 I'm no good at dancing, and besides, you can't make me. Oh, that's a mature 39 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,060 attitude. I don't understand you, Joseph. 40 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:42,780 Dancing is one of the most intimate forms of human contact. 41 00:01:43,340 --> 00:01:45,540 I guess you've never been high -sticked in a hockey game. 42 00:01:46,820 --> 00:01:48,140 Why don't you go by yourself? 43 00:01:48,350 --> 00:01:50,430 I mean, maybe the dancing school could get you a partner. 44 00:01:50,830 --> 00:01:52,550 No, I feel funny about that. 45 00:01:53,170 --> 00:01:54,170 Why don't you take Mr. 46 00:01:54,230 --> 00:01:56,750 Belvedere? He's always bragging about how he can do everything. 47 00:01:57,230 --> 00:01:58,250 I don't think so. 48 00:01:58,610 --> 00:02:02,030 Hey, if it's a question of a couple of bucks, I could really, George. 49 00:02:02,930 --> 00:02:05,250 Mrs. Owens doesn't need a paid escort. 50 00:02:06,490 --> 00:02:09,250 Why, any man would be proud to take dance lessons with her. 51 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:19,280 I'll be delighted. 52 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:22,680 Hey, thanks, big guy. I appreciate that. 53 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:27,340 All right! 54 00:02:44,650 --> 00:02:50,510 As you came through the door, no one bled. But sometimes things get turned 55 00:02:50,510 --> 00:02:53,430 around and no one sped. 56 00:02:54,470 --> 00:02:56,850 All hands look out below. 57 00:02:57,470 --> 00:02:59,990 There's a change in the status quo. 58 00:03:00,510 --> 00:03:04,790 Gonna need all the help that we can get. 59 00:03:06,370 --> 00:03:11,110 According to our new arrival, life will be near survival. 60 00:03:12,330 --> 00:03:14,990 We just might live the good life yet. 61 00:03:30,230 --> 00:03:34,810 Don't go until all the dishes are dry or put in cabinets. 62 00:03:43,730 --> 00:03:45,250 I mean, yeah. 63 00:03:45,630 --> 00:03:47,270 I mean, yes. 64 00:03:47,590 --> 00:03:48,590 Ma 'am. 65 00:03:49,110 --> 00:03:50,790 I am head cook here. 66 00:03:51,050 --> 00:03:53,470 These girls depend on me to sustain life. 67 00:03:53,870 --> 00:03:57,050 My kitchen must be clean, like operating room. 68 00:03:57,570 --> 00:04:02,210 Gotcha. The dishes must be washed in water, 200 degrees, no less. 69 00:04:02,850 --> 00:04:03,850 How water? 70 00:04:03,970 --> 00:04:06,450 On dishes must be dry like Sahara desert. 71 00:04:06,710 --> 00:04:07,770 No streaks. 72 00:04:08,210 --> 00:04:09,890 You'll be able to see yourself in them. 73 00:04:10,190 --> 00:04:12,130 Good. I go now. 74 00:04:13,230 --> 00:04:19,490 But last, and most useful information, if I catch you mixing up with any of the 75 00:04:19,490 --> 00:04:22,910 girls, I will tear your ear off. Over there. 76 00:04:25,310 --> 00:04:29,310 Look, you don't have to worry about me. All I want to do is wash some dishes. 77 00:04:33,350 --> 00:04:34,590 Did you go to the game? 78 00:04:34,910 --> 00:04:36,710 No, I stayed here and studied. 79 00:04:36,990 --> 00:04:39,110 Somebody has to keep the grades up in this place. 80 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:40,530 Emily. 81 00:04:40,650 --> 00:04:42,990 You are so unbelievably prosaic. 82 00:04:44,850 --> 00:04:47,790 Oh, you must be the new dishwasher. 83 00:04:48,450 --> 00:04:49,550 Yeah, I'm Kevin. 84 00:04:50,230 --> 00:04:51,230 I'm Cindy. 85 00:04:51,330 --> 00:04:52,330 I'm a cheerleader. 86 00:04:54,170 --> 00:04:55,290 Hello, I guess. 87 00:04:56,050 --> 00:04:57,050 Kevin, huh? 88 00:04:57,710 --> 00:04:58,710 Uh, yeah. 89 00:04:59,590 --> 00:05:02,670 Listen, I really can't be talking to you guys because Madam Showcraft said... 90 00:05:02,670 --> 00:05:04,230 Kevin! One more thing. 91 00:05:04,490 --> 00:05:07,490 Oh, hi, listen, I wasn't mixing up with any of the girls. They just brought in 92 00:05:07,490 --> 00:05:08,109 their dishes. 93 00:05:08,110 --> 00:05:10,260 Ladies! this is not the Berlin Zoo. 94 00:05:10,580 --> 00:05:13,300 Please stop staring and return to your rooms. 95 00:05:18,940 --> 00:05:21,780 Maybe you don't hear me so good. 96 00:05:23,940 --> 00:05:25,600 I hear, see? Two ears. 97 00:05:26,420 --> 00:05:28,200 I hear. 98 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:30,520 Good, 99 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:34,700 good. So what you do is not so bad. 100 00:05:35,140 --> 00:05:36,140 Thank you. 101 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:50,040 You've got a nice butt. 102 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:53,080 What? 103 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:55,500 You rear end. It's cute. 104 00:05:55,720 --> 00:06:00,400 In a sort of middle class, bourgeois, republican kind of way. 105 00:06:01,580 --> 00:06:04,880 I took my first dishwasher when I was 16. 106 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:10,800 I was attending Swiss boarding school and I sort of wandered into the 107 00:06:12,180 --> 00:06:14,540 He had dirty blonde hair. 108 00:06:15,050 --> 00:06:19,970 And when I saw his massive forearms just scrape the strudel from the white 109 00:06:19,970 --> 00:06:24,870 wedgewood, a convulsive shudder shot through my whole being. 110 00:06:25,910 --> 00:06:27,090 You don't say. 111 00:06:28,810 --> 00:06:30,210 Take off your gloves. 112 00:06:30,570 --> 00:06:31,570 I don't want to. 113 00:06:33,950 --> 00:06:35,910 Maybe just a little. 114 00:06:37,390 --> 00:06:38,390 Oh, my God. 115 00:06:39,250 --> 00:06:41,930 Oh, God, you smell like wet clay. 116 00:06:48,430 --> 00:06:49,990 You smell like the revolution. 117 00:06:53,090 --> 00:06:58,770 Don't miss tomorrow night's feature. Bring me the head of Gabby Hayes. 118 00:07:00,830 --> 00:07:04,290 I'll be glad when this sidekick film festival is over. 119 00:07:04,930 --> 00:07:06,770 Off to bed. Let's go. 120 00:07:11,590 --> 00:07:12,710 Hey, guys. 121 00:07:14,110 --> 00:07:16,610 So, how'd your first dance lesson go? 122 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:23,740 actually mastered the first steps of the tango. Oh, yeah? Yeah, watch. 123 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:26,740 Ready? Yeah. Five, six, seven, eight. 124 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:30,600 Well, 125 00:07:33,660 --> 00:07:38,960 what do you think? 126 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,940 Looks like the last tango at Hickory Farms to me. 127 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,500 Well, I had fun. 128 00:07:46,020 --> 00:07:49,120 Actually, so did I. How about another turn around the living room? 129 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:51,990 Five, six, seven, eight. 130 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:12,270 Tanya, listen, last night was great, but I've got a sink full of suds. Well, 131 00:08:12,270 --> 00:08:13,290 what are we waiting for? 132 00:08:13,550 --> 00:08:17,670 No, I don't... I'll leave. No. 133 00:08:18,890 --> 00:08:19,890 I'm working, okay? 134 00:08:20,970 --> 00:08:21,970 Very well. 135 00:08:22,710 --> 00:08:25,750 Just remember my little suds jogging. 136 00:08:27,010 --> 00:08:28,130 We're not finished yet. 137 00:08:33,530 --> 00:08:35,150 So, how's it going? 138 00:08:35,429 --> 00:08:36,429 Emily. 139 00:08:36,450 --> 00:08:38,270 Right. Okay, I guess. 140 00:08:40,530 --> 00:08:41,950 You know why I'm here, don't you? 141 00:08:42,309 --> 00:08:43,309 Oh. 142 00:08:45,370 --> 00:08:46,870 In a sorority, I mean. 143 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:49,200 really don't belong here. 144 00:08:49,740 --> 00:08:50,820 Uh, yeah, right. 145 00:08:51,260 --> 00:08:54,280 The only reason they keep me here is because I raised the grade point 146 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:57,680 You know the sorority picture in the dining room? 147 00:08:58,380 --> 00:09:00,220 Yeah. I'm not in it. 148 00:09:01,660 --> 00:09:03,040 You wouldn't want to be in the picture? 149 00:09:03,380 --> 00:09:04,560 Oh, I was standing there. 150 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:07,420 I guess the film just didn't pick me up. 151 00:09:09,140 --> 00:09:10,820 Hi, I'm Cindy. 152 00:09:11,140 --> 00:09:12,140 I'm a cheerleader. 153 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:14,080 I think you mentioned that. 154 00:09:14,340 --> 00:09:16,360 I see you two have a lot to talk about. 155 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:20,700 You're not going to believe this. 156 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:21,999 You're right. 157 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,980 I've had a horrible fight with my boyfriend, Stanley. 158 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:29,100 Well, I'm sorry to hear that. Well, what I want to know is, should I keep his 159 00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:32,000 leather sweater, or should I just take it off right now? 160 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:34,860 I will, you know. 161 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:42,400 Recipe of the month, chocolate soup. 162 00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:51,800 class last night when they've been teaching the swim. 163 00:09:53,180 --> 00:09:57,260 Now I've got to go to work. The fly casting expert drowned, so I'm the in 164 00:09:57,260 --> 00:09:59,220 -studio guest on the cross -pitcher. 165 00:10:00,340 --> 00:10:01,340 Good morning, everybody. 166 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,640 Good morning. See ya. Bye, honey. 167 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:06,980 So, what's for breakfast? 168 00:10:07,260 --> 00:10:09,520 Your mother's favorite, the Belvedere dip. 169 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:13,880 Do you guys mind if we eat in this room? 170 00:10:16,140 --> 00:10:18,920 I'll make sure the dinner's early tonight so we won't be late for class. 171 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:23,280 You guys are going out again? You bet. Tonight we learn the final steps of the 172 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:24,139 cha -cha. 173 00:10:24,140 --> 00:10:25,240 Oh, I gotta run. 174 00:10:25,740 --> 00:10:28,020 Oh, don't forget your lunch, Marsha. Oh, thanks, Lynn. 175 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:31,780 Cha -cha, cha -cha -cha. 176 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:37,120 Marsha? Lynn? 177 00:10:58,250 --> 00:10:59,510 Recipe for chocolate soup? 178 00:10:59,970 --> 00:11:01,650 No, Dopey, read what's on the front. 179 00:11:03,270 --> 00:11:10,130 Dear Abby, I am the housekeeper for a very large family. 180 00:11:10,610 --> 00:11:14,870 My problem is that I'm in love with my employer. I can't go on keeping my love 181 00:11:14,870 --> 00:11:16,110 secret. What should I do? 182 00:11:16,370 --> 00:11:17,910 Signed, Confusion, California. 183 00:11:19,630 --> 00:11:20,630 So? 184 00:11:25,550 --> 00:11:27,570 Mr. Belvedere isn't confused in California. 185 00:11:28,050 --> 00:11:29,810 He's bloated in Beaver Falls. 186 00:11:33,050 --> 00:11:35,070 Well, what else would he have clicked it out? 187 00:11:35,610 --> 00:11:36,610 I don't know. 188 00:11:36,910 --> 00:11:38,970 Well, all I know is we've got to do something. 189 00:11:40,030 --> 00:11:42,230 Look, Hev, don't you think you're jumping to conclusions? 190 00:11:43,130 --> 00:11:46,330 Love is a many splendid thing. 191 00:11:47,190 --> 00:11:49,870 It's the eight full rows that always grow. 192 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:13,400 It's Mr. Belvedere. 193 00:12:14,060 --> 00:12:15,640 Wow, that could really happen. 194 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,120 They could even have kids. 195 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:19,900 I could wind up with a baby butler as a brother. 196 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:21,940 Calm down. 197 00:12:22,180 --> 00:12:25,480 You want to spend every Friday night babysitting a fat kid with a mustache? 198 00:12:27,060 --> 00:12:29,060 You're right. We've got to stop this thing. 199 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:33,740 How? We've got to make Mom fall in love with Dad again and fix it so she doesn't 200 00:12:33,740 --> 00:12:34,740 like Mr. Belvedere. 201 00:12:45,870 --> 00:12:47,050 Bad won't be too hard. 202 00:12:47,510 --> 00:12:50,290 But making Dad look good is gonna be a killer. 203 00:12:58,370 --> 00:12:59,370 Oh, hi. 204 00:13:00,950 --> 00:13:01,950 Emily. 205 00:13:02,010 --> 00:13:03,010 Got a minute? 206 00:13:04,030 --> 00:13:05,050 Yeah, why? 207 00:13:05,790 --> 00:13:07,050 I've composed a poem. 208 00:13:07,710 --> 00:13:09,550 I'm sure you don't want to hear it. No. 209 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:12,190 Sure I would. 210 00:13:18,820 --> 00:13:19,820 Bronte. 211 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,600 That's my nom de plume. 212 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:25,300 Spaceman. 213 00:13:25,780 --> 00:13:27,220 Spaceman. Spaceman. 214 00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:30,200 Can you hear me, Spaceman? 215 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:34,460 The department store won't sell me any knives without your approval, Spaceman. 216 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:36,960 Spaceman. 217 00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:39,720 Sometimes I wonder if you're listening, Spaceman. 218 00:13:40,940 --> 00:13:42,820 If you're still out there, Spaceman. 219 00:13:50,670 --> 00:13:53,350 That was very profound. 220 00:13:54,850 --> 00:13:56,090 I'm going to kill myself. 221 00:13:56,550 --> 00:13:57,570 Not on my floor. 222 00:13:57,830 --> 00:14:01,170 I gave Danny back his brother's Twitter, and now he says if I break up with him, 223 00:14:01,190 --> 00:14:03,290 he's going to tell the whole football team that I'm easy. 224 00:14:03,650 --> 00:14:05,390 Cindy, just tell him to go take a hike. 225 00:14:05,590 --> 00:14:06,830 Oh, God, you're deep. 226 00:14:12,270 --> 00:14:15,430 Oh, sorry, Emily, I forgot to mention. Oh, that's okay. 227 00:14:16,090 --> 00:14:17,230 I get a lot of that. 228 00:14:29,290 --> 00:14:30,830 him out for a pound of gummy kittens. 229 00:14:31,130 --> 00:14:33,270 But there's not that many gummy kittens. 230 00:14:33,990 --> 00:14:35,410 Yeah, well, he doesn't know that. 231 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:37,310 This is great. 232 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:42,510 Mom and Dad will be totally alone. We'll have a nice romantic dinner and fall in 233 00:14:42,510 --> 00:14:43,510 love all over again. 234 00:14:45,030 --> 00:14:46,009 Hi, kids. 235 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:46,869 Hey, Mom. 236 00:14:46,870 --> 00:14:47,870 Oh, what's all this? 237 00:14:48,770 --> 00:14:51,790 We made a special dinner just for you and Dad because you haven't seen each 238 00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:52,790 other a lot lately. 239 00:15:05,260 --> 00:15:08,880 the weatherman got struck by lightning, so they're sending me to do a remote 240 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:09,880 from the golf course. 241 00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:12,740 I'm gonna take my rubber booties. 242 00:15:14,140 --> 00:15:15,500 Oh, see ya. 243 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:21,620 Ha -ha. 244 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,460 Hey, what are you doing, Wes? 245 00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:27,900 Uh, nothing. 246 00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:33,540 I -beam cologne guaranteed to drive women up a skyscraper. 247 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:48,520 competition in Harrisburg, and the class has elected Lynn and me to represent 248 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:49,520 Beaver Falls. 249 00:15:49,660 --> 00:15:50,660 Hey, that's terrific. 250 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,860 Yeah. Well, if we go, we'd have to stay overnight. 251 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:53,919 Is that okay? 252 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,860 It's fine with me. Oh, thanks, honey. 253 00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,700 You know, if you shared a room, you'd save money. 254 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,660 Fine, then. We're off tomorrow to Harrisburg. 255 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,080 No, you can't. 256 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:11,200 Uh, uh, Mom was supposed to take us both to your root canals. 257 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:13,700 Oh, don't worry. I'll have her back by next month. 258 00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:23,980 You've got to get out of here. Tell me about it. I told Stanley to take a hike. 259 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,400 Just like you said. Now he said he didn't come over here and make mincemeat 260 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:27,079 of you. 261 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:29,380 Which is really strange because Stanley's a vegetarian. 262 00:16:29,860 --> 00:16:31,700 But I think that you should probably run anyway. 263 00:16:31,980 --> 00:16:33,060 Cindy, will you get out of here? 264 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,500 Yes, Cindy, please leave. 265 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:35,720 Now. 266 00:16:36,380 --> 00:16:38,440 So, my little bubble meister. 267 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:39,720 You've been avoiding me. 268 00:16:40,020 --> 00:16:42,640 Don't tell me you've been slumming with the proletariat. 269 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:45,640 Who are you calling a proletariat? I'm a Methodist. 270 00:16:46,780 --> 00:16:48,160 I am obsessed with you. 271 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:52,460 I think my feelings could best be expressed through interpretive dance. 272 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:56,260 I 273 00:16:56,260 --> 00:17:06,380 said 274 00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:08,260 no. Just leave. Just leave me alone. 275 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,680 You fool! 276 00:17:25,380 --> 00:17:30,000 All right, hold it! Now get away from me, you stupid pig animal! 277 00:17:32,060 --> 00:17:34,780 And you stop doing that! 278 00:17:36,420 --> 00:17:42,000 Natalia, you can take your phony socialism and your hyperhormones and 279 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,700 in a Siberian rat hole! 280 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,420 And Cindy, you already... 281 00:17:52,379 --> 00:17:55,360 You're selfish and you're demented. 282 00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:59,680 And Emily, you can't write and you can't dance. 283 00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:04,180 But you're smarter than all these people. And you have a soul. 284 00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:07,780 But you let them push you around. Now either push back or get the hell out of 285 00:18:07,780 --> 00:18:08,800 here. Thank you. 286 00:18:09,340 --> 00:18:10,340 I will. 287 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:14,460 You've all got serious problems. 288 00:18:14,780 --> 00:18:16,440 Now all I know is I'm not the solution. 289 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:20,380 I've had it. Now, get out of my kitchen. 290 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,200 back in your bunker. 291 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:32,560 Well, 292 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:34,560 it's about time somebody did. 293 00:18:34,940 --> 00:18:35,940 Yes, it is. 294 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:37,920 I want more. 295 00:18:39,140 --> 00:18:44,180 All for you. 296 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:45,600 I will take off my hair. 297 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:47,640 Well, 298 00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:55,280 we're off to Harrisburg. 299 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,760 Hey, you guys look... 300 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,140 Dynamite. Dad looks nice, too. 301 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:03,200 Well, have a good time. Break a leg. 302 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:08,100 Oh, Mom, Dad, this may not be the time to tell you this, but I found out today 303 00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:09,100 that I'm pregnant. 304 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:12,620 What? And I decided to become a rabbi. 305 00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:14,300 All right, you two. 306 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,820 What's going on around here? 307 00:19:16,260 --> 00:19:18,340 You guys have been acting pretty squirrely lately. 308 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:19,659 What do you mean? 309 00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:22,120 I mean, yesterday you said you were coming down with smallpox. 310 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:25,400 Yes, and this morning I found all my underwear tied together in knots. 311 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:27,900 It's the science. 312 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:29,560 Project. We're trying to make the equator. 313 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:33,180 It would seem someone doesn't want us to go to Harrisburg. 314 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,359 Why not? 315 00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:38,000 Because you and Mr. Belvedere are going out to have an affair and Dad's too dumb 316 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,000 to see it. 317 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:40,360 I am not. 318 00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:42,940 See what? 319 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:46,360 The mother and Mr. Belvedere are falling in love. 320 00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:50,260 What are you guys talking about? All we're doing is having fun. 321 00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:51,639 Oh, yeah? 322 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:52,960 Then explain this. 323 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,360 Oh. 324 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,900 My chocolate soup recipe. I wonder where it had gone. 325 00:19:57,740 --> 00:19:59,420 You mean you didn't write to dear Abby? 326 00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:00,660 Certainly not. 327 00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:02,240 In fact, she often writes to me. 328 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:03,760 This is funny. 329 00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:07,900 Mom, you and Dad never spend any time together anymore. You're always out 330 00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:11,060 night dancing with Mr. Belvedere. And Dad, can't you see what could happen? 331 00:20:11,620 --> 00:20:12,620 Huh? 332 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,580 Come on, Dad, look at her. 333 00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:17,320 She's young -ish. 334 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:18,920 She's blonde -ish. 335 00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:22,880 Dad, look at him. He's older, he has an accent, and he's desperate. 336 00:20:29,420 --> 00:20:31,540 Nothing has ever happened between me and your mother. 337 00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:35,740 How could you kids ever think that I would have an affair with Mr. Belvedere? 338 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:37,920 That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my life. 339 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:42,200 Thank you. 340 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:48,000 I mean, we're just very good friends. 341 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:49,520 Right? 342 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:50,880 Of course. 343 00:20:52,260 --> 00:20:55,040 I mean, we may have enjoyed dancing together. 344 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:56,920 Mm -hmm. And had a few laughs. 345 00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:58,460 Shared a little wine. 346 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,220 And had some sore toes. 347 00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:04,180 Hey, hold on a minute, twinkle toes. 348 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:08,560 You're not waltzing my wife off to Harrisburg or anyplace else. George. 349 00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:10,320 Look, I wouldn't worry, George. 350 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:15,320 If Mrs. Owens and I are guilty of anything, it's just finding that we have 351 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:16,960 in common than Wesley's delinquency. 352 00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:27,040 Look, Marcia, I know I'm not the most romantic guy in the world, and I promise 353 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,040 to try harder. 354 00:21:29,210 --> 00:21:35,870 It's just I love you so much, I don't ever want to lose you. George, I love 355 00:21:35,870 --> 00:21:36,870 too. 356 00:21:37,910 --> 00:21:38,910 Okay? 357 00:21:39,810 --> 00:21:42,350 You know, I have feelings. Okay, Mr. Belvedere? None. 358 00:21:42,830 --> 00:21:47,090 In fact, I haven't felt so threatening to a marriage since I worked for Liz and 359 00:21:47,090 --> 00:21:48,090 Dick. 360 00:21:49,270 --> 00:21:51,390 Are you guys still going off to Harrisburg? 361 00:21:51,650 --> 00:21:54,070 Why, honey? They're not still worried about it. 362 00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:55,750 No, it's... 363 00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:58,320 You're back in the tires. 364 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,880 Mr. Belvedere will be right back. 365 00:23:11,340 --> 00:23:16,440 Kevin has returned to Mr. Clucks and has even been promoted to manager in charge 366 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:17,480 of neck broasting. 367 00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:23,200 Still badly shaken by his time in the sorority, he finds he'd rather have his 368 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,940 hands in batter than dishwater. 369 00:23:25,860 --> 00:23:30,720 As for George, his new interest in dance has thrilled Wesley and Heather and 370 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:32,440 surprised the heck out of Marsha. 371 00:23:32,980 --> 00:23:36,100 He's even hired a private tutor to show him the latest... 372 00:23:38,669 --> 00:23:40,630 Ready for my dance lesson, big guy? 373 00:23:41,050 --> 00:23:42,050 In a minute, George. 374 00:23:45,530 --> 00:23:47,070 Thank God for shin guards.