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Boy, Joe.

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Previously on Mr. Belvedere. Hi,
Delores. Hi, Mr. Sparks. Hello, dear. I

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told you I don't want no stupid pet.

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Mr. Sparks, it'll be fun.

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If I wanted something to stink up my
room, I'd take Bukowski here.

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Hey, Belvedere, now I've got it.

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Well, don't give it to me.

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I mean, March was anniversary present.

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I finally found something that's real
special and romantic.

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Altoona Motor Lodge.

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Harley rates available.

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Right, it is romantic.

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I never thought I'd say this, but I
really miss him.

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Miss who?

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Oh, it's Mr. Sparks.

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Ever since Mrs. Bukowski died, all he
does is sit in his room and look at old

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photographs, like his life is over, too.

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Hey, remember the last time you
surprised me like this?

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Huh? It was our honeymoon. He took me to
this rat hole in Altoona. Oh, it was

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the worst.

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I don't want to go to the movies. I
don't want to go anywhere.

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Yeah, well, you're gonna go somewhere
whether you like it or not.

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Oh, yeah?

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Yeah.

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Fine.

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Take me to Atlantic City.

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the china never matter before who cares
when you drop kick your jacket

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as you came through the door no one glad
according to our new

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arrival life is more than mere survival
and we just might live a good life

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yet

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I did, so go to sleep.

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Boy, you're as bad as Mr.

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Belvedere. Oh, yeah?

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Yeah, and he's going to kill me when he
finds out we're doing this.

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Mr. Spock, maybe this isn't such a great
idea.

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What do you mean?

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Well, it's just Mr.

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Belvedere's going to report us missing,
and the nurse at the home's going to say

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you're missing, and everybody's going to
think we all kidnapped each other, and

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the police will put up roadblocks, and
we're all going to die in a hell of hot

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lead just by body and blood!

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We feel that, huh?

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Look on the bright side.

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At least we don't have to worry about
Mom and Dad. They're off having a great

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time on their second honeymoon.

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George, can I take the blindfold off
now?

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I've been wearing it since Johnstown.
Just a couple of more steps.

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Surprise!

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Oh, George, you shouldn't have.

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Yeah, don't you recognize it?

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It's the Altoona Motor Lodge. We spent
our honeymoon here.

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Oh,

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George.

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This is so cute.

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So, where are you really taking me?

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What? Well, we're not staying here, are
we?

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Yeah.

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Didn't you notice the complimentary
coffee?

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I think they got bouillon, too.

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Is this the big surprise I've been
waiting for?

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Anguishing over?

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Fantasizing about?

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I mean, I was so excited about this
trip, I got up at 5 o 'clock this

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and did my nails.

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If I'd known we were coming here, I just
would have put dirt under them.

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Oh, great.

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That's the thanks I get for trying to do
something romantic.

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Joe Blow could have bought you a...

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fur coat or diamonds or junk like that,
I figured you'd love reliving our

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honeymoon.

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Oh, is that what we're doing?

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Oh, well, fine.

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Then you get a six -pack and fall asleep
in front of the TV, and I'll sit up all

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night and watch my ankles swell.

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I wasn't the one running all over town
trying to satisfy your stupid cravings.

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You know what it's like trying to find
gefilte fish in Altoona?

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Well, if we'd stayed in a decent hotel
with room service, I could have ordered

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my gefilte fish off the map. Yeah, well,
we couldn't afford it then. We can

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afford it now.

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Fine, let's go someplace else. Fine,
where? I don't know.

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I hear the YMCA in Harrisburg is pretty
nice.

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Great, so what are we wasting time for?
Let's go gamble.

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Yeah, I'm with the kids.

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You're not going anywhere, Wes.

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Huh? It's late. You're going to stay
right here and go to bed.

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What? Nobody sleeps in Atlantic City.

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Besides, I got a sister.

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So do I.

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Where's the bathroom?

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Come on, Ansel. Let's go next door and
try on the dress that Mr. Sparks bought

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us. Okie dokie.

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I kidnapped him in the first place, and
now you guys are ditching me. Wes,

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you're too young to gamble.

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So are you.

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Anyway, we're not going to.

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Yeah, we're just going downstairs to
look beautiful for Mr. Sparks.

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Heather, he's old. He's not blind.

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can go in the therapy room, huh, girls?

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Yeah. Where do you want to start first,
Mr. Sparks?

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I don't know.

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Let me size up the action first.

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Where do you two go? I happen to have a

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daughter at their age.

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Great. Send her over.

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Mr. Sparks, you're going to get us all
in trouble. Yeah, yeah.

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I thought we were in trouble already.

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That's right. I've got to call Mr.

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Belvedere. I don't know what I'm going
to tell him.

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Tell him a dirty old man bought you a
couple of low -cut dresses and dragged

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off to Sin City.

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Well, at least he won't be worried.

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Or something.

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Come on, Blondie.

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Let's go roll some 7 -Elevens.

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No, Candy, I'm still catching some rays.

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True.

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Go get it. No, I'd better.

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It might be one of those annoying people
who lives here.

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Kahuna speaking.

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Oh, Heather.

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Where are you? It's late.

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What's that noise?

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That ding, ding, dinging?

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No, it does not sound like an ice cream
truck.

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It sounds more like a slot machine.

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What do you mean, don't worry, we're not
in Atlantic City?

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Heather?

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All right, Heather.

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Oh, hello, Mrs. Owen.

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What? Our tuna didn't work out, so
you're going where?

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To Atlantic City?

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Oh, my, what a lovely idea.

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Goodbye.

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Problem, poopsie?

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That's it. That's the last time I go out
with a Turkish exchange.

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Kevin, thank God you're home.

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You never told me you were having a
party.

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Forget about that. We're going to
Atlantic City.

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Huh? Why?

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Well, it's rather a long story, but I'll
explain it in the car.

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What car?

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The stupid thing died on me on the way
to the drive -in, along with my date.

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How are we supposed to get there?

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Well, we could always just stay here.

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There must be someone I know who's on
his way to Atlantic City.

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You'll see who you are.

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43 bottles of beer on the wall.

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43 bottles of beer.

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Take one down and pass it around.

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42 bottles of beer. You know, Bob, we
really appreciate you giving us this

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Forget it. One thing I don't quite
understand. How did you know I was going

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to Atlantic City?

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I get your newsletter.

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Right, right. So Atlantic City is one
hell of a town. You ever been there,

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Kermit? It's Kevin.

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Oh, the girls, the excitement of the
games.

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I mean, you're still a gambling man,
right, Len? Oh, yes. You know what they

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say. Action is my middle name.

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I swear to you, Wesley, I'll never bet
again.

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I swear to you, Wesley, I'll never bet
again.

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Never bet again. Stop.

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Again. Stop it. Again. Leave me alone.

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Hey, Marge. What?

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Nothing. I just thought I saw Robert
Goulet drive by and Kevin and Belvedere

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were with him.

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Belvedere was screaming.

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Maybe he just saw the Altoona Motor
Lodge.

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I'd like to complain about the movie
you're showing on your adult channel.

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Nazi nurses behind bars.

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Yeah, well, they're supposed to be
nudity, violence, and strong language.

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But all they've done for the past 20
minutes is yodel.

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I'm 11 and a half. Why?

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Boy,

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I can't believe it.

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Wesley T. Owens in the middle of Casino
Row. And all I've done so far is eat.

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That's it. I'm going.

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So, this should work out okay, huh,
Marsh? Yeah, it'll be fine.

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Oh, George, here we are.

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Oh.

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Okay, now the first thing we're going to
do is get some sleep.

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You've got to be kidding.

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I'm going to go gamble.

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and then we'll start our satchel,
brother and sister.

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What about that Chino girl? She winked
at me.

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17, black.

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The gentleman and his nieces win again.

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Oh, that's great, Mr. Sparks.

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But don't you think we'd better get
going?

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What do you mean? We just got here.

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Besides, I haven't felt this lucky since
I unloaded my Edsel.

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Come on, Gandhi.

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Roll me over to the craps table.

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Okay, I'll push you there, but I can't
go in with you.

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She actually starts to grow on you,
doesn't she?

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Here you go, kid.

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Thanks. You know, you can keep playing
if you want to, but I'm going to have to

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start giving you the milk bottles.

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That's okay, I'm done.

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In that case, looks like I am too.

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Come on, I'll give you a hand with all
that stuff.

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Unless you'd just like to trade places.

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That's all right.

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I'm just doing this because they won't
let me play in the casino.

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Yeah, well, you better off.

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Those casinos ain't been too lucky for
most people.

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Sure haven't been for me.

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Oh, yeah?

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I mean, ever since those damn places
opened up, it's like the outside don't

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exist. I guess betting a quarter ain't
that big a deal anymore.

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Anyway, I don't know about you, but this
girl's got to get herself to bed.

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I got church tomorrow.

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You're over 21, aren't you?

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Yes. Why?

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Oh, nothing.

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I just thought you might like to earn a
little something extra.

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You know, for the collection plate.

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Come on, baby.

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Papa needs a new pair of dentures.

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Eleven.

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Let it ride.

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George, are you still here?

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Not now, Marston. Baby's about ready to
pay off.

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Big.

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One more time and I need a nine. Blowing
them. Blowing them and away we go.

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Seven up.

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You lose.

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Oh, well.

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I quit.

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Got to save a little something for my
old age anyway.

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Josh, it's almost six o 'clock. We've
been up all night.

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Yeah, well, what do you want to do now?

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Well, I think we should be getting back
to Pittsburgh.

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What am I going to do back there? Sit
around like a lump?

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Mr. Sparks. I want to see the ocean.
Let's go out on the boardwalk and watch

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sun come up over the old Atlantic, huh?

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Okay. All right.

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Here we go.

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Whoa.

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You're doing pretty good.

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Mm -hmm.

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George!

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Yeah,

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but I love this place.

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My old man used to crank up the muddle
tea, bring me and my four sisters here

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every summer, even during the
Depression.

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I think he liked the beach even more
than us kids.

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He never told us he had four sisters.

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I had three dogs, too. What's the
difference?

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Right over there.

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That's where the steel pier used to be.

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I saw Tommy Dorsey's band play there
with Frank Sinatra once.

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You two must have heard of him, huh?

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Oh, yeah. Doesn't he have a famous son?

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Just keep pushing, sweetheart.

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Those were the days, all right.

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Diving horses.

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Boxing kangaroos.

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Once I saw this beauty pageant.

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All the women dressed up like lobsters.

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God, it was a crazy, wonderful place.

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But you had fun this time, too, didn't
you, Mr. Sparks?

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I mean, you won a lot of money.

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Right here.

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Right here I was with two gorgeous gals
on maybe the best day of my life.

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You mean Ginger and Peggy from that
picture you showed us?

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No, I don't be them!

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I'm not talking about them. I'm talking
about you two dumboes.

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Cut it out now.

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Hey, hey, mister.

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How about taking a picture?

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Yeah, would you please?

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Say cheese.

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Thank you.

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Come on, Mrs. Sparks. We've got to get
going.

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Thank you, Shane.

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Sorry. Yeah, all right, you girls.

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I'd like to stick here a minute, though.

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Why don't you take this?

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Get me some coffee and a bag of
macaroons, huh?

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Okay, but we'll be right back.

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Thank you.

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Hey, look, Heather, that guy looks just
like Mr.

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Beetlejuice. I am Mr.

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Beetlejuice. Don't get mad, Mr.
Belvedere. We were only going to take

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to the movies.

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But he wanted to come here, and the next
thing we knew, we were dressed up like

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this and blowing on his dice.

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But the main thing is, he had a really
good time, and we're going to take him

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back to the rest home right this minute.

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So aren't you going to yell at us?

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No.

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I'm afraid...

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Fox has passed away.

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Huh? What do you mean? He's sitting
right over there.

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Yeah, we just got his coffee and
macaroons and everything.

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I'm sorry.

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This is all our fault. We should never
have brought him here.

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Oh, I don't know.

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From the look of this, I'd say he's just
where he wanted to be.

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Marsh, you ready to go to the room?

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In a minute, George. Your baby's about
to pay off. No, no, no.

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It's her anniversary. We haven't even
been to bed yet. No, we can sleep

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next year.

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Hey, Mom, hey, Dad.

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Whoa!

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Leslie, what are you doing here?

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I'm not sure.

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I'll give you $100 if you don't hit me.

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Hey, there you are.

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Kevin, did you bring him here?

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Oh, no, he came with Heather and Angela.
I came with Mr. Belvedere and Robert

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Goulet. What?

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Well, here's your cut sugar.

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I've got to get to church.

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This really isn't as bad as it looks.

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What the hell's going on around here?

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Hey, George.

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Hi, Kerbin. Hi, Marcia.

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Hi. Lynn was telling me in the car
coming down here, this little

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thing of yours kind of got off to a
bumpy start.

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Well, that's true, Mr. Goulet. Well, you
know what I always say.

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Ain't no problem big enough or bad
enough that you can't solve with a song.

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Now they say we're young, and we don't
know.

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Won't find out till we grow.

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I guess that's so. We don't have a pot,
but at least I'm sure of all the things.

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I got you babe.

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I got you babe.

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I got flowers in the spring.

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I got you.

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mountain we can't climb babe

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I got you babe I got you babe

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Owens clan is on their way back to
Pittsburgh.

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George and Marsha have kissed and made
up, and are bracing for another 20

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while Wesley is facing a double
punishment.

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Not only has he been grounded for his
gambling, he must also donate his

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to the substitute teacher's pension
fund.

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As for Heather and Angela, although
saddened by the loss of a friend, they

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still take comfort in knowing that Mr.

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Spock's last day was indeed a
celebration.

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I only hope that when my time
approaches, they'll be there to kidnap

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In the meantime, surf's up.