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It was.

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If you're looking for change, I already
got it.

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What are you doing, honey?

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Nothing, just looking for my snake.

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Hey, Mr. Belvedere, if you were a snake,
where would you hide?

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That's funny.

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I've often asked myself the same
question looking for you.

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Come on, it's Captain Nemo. He got out
of his glass bowl.

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I'm sorry, I haven't seen him.

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What's that?

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It's kielbasa.

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A Polish sausage.

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For a minute I thought it might be
Captain Nemo.

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Wesley, I'm not in the habit of eating
people's pets.

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What about that rabbit I got for Easter?

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You were tired of him anyway.

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Hey, kitten.

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Back kind of early.

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Uh -huh.

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How was your date with Danny?

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Oh, great.

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Hey, Heather, did you do Son of Mike's
snake?

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No. I know you hate him because he likes
to sleep in your underwear drawer.

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I know is Danny Kelsey, and I never want
to see him again.

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Gee, I guess her evening didn't go so
well.

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Ah, she'll be all right.

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I mean, the guy's just some scuzzy
-faced pimple ball anyway.

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So I told him, get your hands off me,
you scuzzy -faced pimple ball.

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And then, like usual, I took the bus
home.

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Anyway, diary, that's all for tonight.

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Like Scarlett O 'Hara said in the Cliff
Notes, tomorrow is another day.

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But sometimes things get turned around
and no one's fed.

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All hands look out below.

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There's a change in the status quo.

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Gonna need all the help that we can get.

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According to our new arrival, life is
more than mere survival.

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We just might live the good life yet.

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Ma 'am, would you... Captain Nemo!

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Captain Nemo!

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There are few things as touching as a
boy and his snake.

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Boy, he's never stayed out all night
before. It's just not like him.

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I'm sure he'd call if he had hands or
money.

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Sorry.

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Well, maybe he'll get hungry and come
slithering home.

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Uh, hey, hey, Wes. How about you and me,
we go down to the lake and we find you

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a nice turtle.

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They won't run away.

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Turtles aren't any fun.

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I want something that's gonna crawl into
bed with me and wrap itself around my

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leg.

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Who wouldn't?

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Psst. You alone?

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Why? I got Heather's birthday present.

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I don't want her to see it. Spoil the
surprise.

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if you're sailing on the good ship
Lollipop.

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She's only 16. She's not a little girl
anymore.

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Well, she is to me.

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It seems like only yesterday I was
running alongside trying to teach her

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ride a two -wheeler. And you let go
then?

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Well, only because I ran into a tree.

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Ah, that explains it.

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downtown. Oh.

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Yeah, it's really weird. All the stores
are right on the street, and when you go

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outside, there's no roof or anything.

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So, uh, did I get any phone calls?

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Oh, yes.

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Danny called.

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Oh, yeah? Did he call to say he was
sorry?

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No, he called to say he won't be coming
to your party.

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I don't believe this.

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Danny and I went together for almost two
whole months.

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There'll be plenty of other boys.

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Yeah, and the same thing's gonna happen
with the next guy.

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We'll be sitting in the drive -in, and
he'll say, Gee, babe, if you like me so

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much, why don't you prove it?

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And you know what I always do.

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The right thing?

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Yeah, and it's all your fault for
bringing me up so good.

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Thanks for nothing.

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It's been two days since I broke up with
Danny, and I thought I'd never get over

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him. But that was before I met Em.

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everything that other boys aren't.

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Sensitive, mature.

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His eyes sparkle like the stars at
twilight and are bluer than... than Mr.

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Belvedere's face when he got that
marshmallow stuck in his throat.

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What you writing, Heather? None of your
business.

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I bet you're writing about what you did
to my snake. Leslie, get it back to me.

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Problem? Yeah, Barfrain said my diary.

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Give it back, Barfrain.

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me. Huffnagle's window.

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Good boy.

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Now go and take out the garbage.

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Oh, Kevin.

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Oh, what's all this stuff?

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Oh, just a few decorations for your
sister's party.

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Oh, cute.

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As Captain Nemo...

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to the ship oh you mean wesley snake i
don't think so well until he does he

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might enjoy this it isn't real kevin

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oh right i knew that are you all

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right yeah i'm fine kevin

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do you know anything about captain
nemo's

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Yeah,

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I did it.

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I hate snakes.

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Oh.

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I mean, Wes was always carrying that
stupid snake around, shoving it in my

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I just couldn't take it anymore.

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So I took his bowl out and I dumped him
in the woods.

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Last time I saw him, he was crawling
toward the turnpike.

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Wouldn't it have been simpler just to
tell Wesley that you're afraid of

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Hey, I can't do that. He's my kid
brother.

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He looks up to me.

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Hi, guys.

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Hello, Wesley.

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What's that?

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Oh, just a little substitute for Captain
Nemo. Quite realistic, don't you think?

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Yeah, sure.

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This wouldn't fool anyone.

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Mr. Bellahaker told me you're up here.

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So, I heard about you and Danny. Did you
guys really break up?

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Yeah, but it's okay. I mean, I realize
he really is just a jerk.

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You're right.

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So is it okay if I go out with them?

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Sure, Ange.

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Who's W?

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Huh?

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Oh, I mean M.

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Oh, just somebody I met.

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Oh, yeah? Who?

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Oh, just a guy. I don't think you know
him.

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So is it serious?

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Well, I don't know.

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I'm thinking of letting it get serious.

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Real.

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Wow.

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Then maybe you're the one who should be
taking these.

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Angela, those are birth control pills.
What are you doing with those?

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Nothing bad.

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I read that if you take them sometimes,
they make your chest grow.

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Angela, that's stupid. You shouldn't be
taking them.

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Can't I just take one and see if
anything happens?

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seen less, ma 'am? Yeah, I think he's
still crawling around looking for his

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snake.

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Oh, so listen, uh, your pop's sort of
having a tough time coming up with a

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present for you.

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I was thinking of one of those cute
little stuffed penguins you liked.

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Dad, I gave those away when I was 11.

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Oh, right, kitten. I guess I forgot.

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You know, there is something you could
do for me.

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Oh, what's that, kitten?

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I was thinking maybe you could stop
calling me kitten.

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Oh, you mean at your party with all your
grown -up friends around?

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Yeah, and after that, too.

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I mean, I'm going to be 16. I'm not a
kitten anymore.

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Sure.

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I understand.

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She is so predictable.

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Hey,

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Wes, what are you doing in here?

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Nothing.

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Wes, that's your sister's diary.

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Yeah, well, she did something like
snake, and I'm going to find out what.

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Look, Wes, this is your sister's
personal property. So you just keep your

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out of it.

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Yes, sir.

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Besides, there's nothing in there about
Captain Nemo anyway. It's just some junk

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about this guy who's gonna drive her to
some place called Ecstasy and make her a

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real woman.

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What are you doing?

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Oh, just getting the menu ready for the
party.

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Ding -dongs? Oreos?

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00:11:48,420 --> 00:11:49,420
Scooter pies?

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Those are for me.

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The children are having lobster Newberg.

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So, uh, how many people are coming?

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Well, according to the guest list,
approximately 25.

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24 if Sean Penn can't make it.

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Let me see this.

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Is this all of them? Mm -hmm.

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You sure there's no Mike or Mark or
Melvin coming?

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Why?

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Look, did Heather ever mention some guy
with the initial M who makes her heart

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melt and her flesh tingle at the thought
of his touch?

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No.

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But I used to feel that way about Mitch
Miller.

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00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:32,310
Now, what's this all about, George?

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She's seeing some guy, and I think she's
thinking about...

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doing something with them. How do you
know? Did you read her mind?

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No, I read her diary.

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I didn't want to, but it's a good thing
I did.

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I mean, she's writing stuff like she's
gonna give herself to this jerk body and

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soul.

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Look, I don't know who Andy is, but I'm
sure whatever Heather wrote about him is

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nothing more than harmless romantic
fantasy.

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00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:05,830
Hey, this game is tough. I can't get any
of the balls back into the right days.

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and put that back in your mother's
medicine chest.

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I didn't find him there. I found him in
Heather's room.

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Is she back yet?

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00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:32,129
No, George.

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She's probably with that M guy right
now.

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00:13:35,130 --> 00:13:36,810
George, she just went to get her hair
done.

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That's it.

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Mr. Maurice.

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The guy who does her hair.

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to go up and get changed.

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Heather?

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So, um, see, we haven't had a chance to
talk.

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I mean, since the last time.

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00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:06,180
Oh, well, if it's about Danny, you don't
have to worry. I'm over him.

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00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:07,780
Oh, that's good.

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00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:10,960
Is something the matter?

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00:14:13,180 --> 00:14:16,300
Look, honey, you know, we've always told
you that there's nothing you can't talk

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to us about.

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00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:18,800
Right.

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00:14:20,330 --> 00:14:25,410
Joe, if there's anything you feel you
need to get out into the open... We're

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here.

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00:14:28,150 --> 00:14:32,510
Well, last week I smoked a cigarette.

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Oh.

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Is that all?

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00:14:42,450 --> 00:14:44,030
I smoked it after sex.

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00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:09,650
Listen, Heather's party's starting
pretty soon, so Mr. Belvedere wants you

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sit in the woods.

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00:15:11,290 --> 00:15:15,850
Sure. But if you want, we could go to
the mall or something.

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I'll take you to see that horror movie.
You know, the one Mom wouldn't let you

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see. That's okay. I went with Dad.

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Besides,

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I'm not going anywhere, just in case
Captain Nemo comes back.

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Yeah, listen, Wes, about your snake.

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There's something... I didn't even think
I'd miss him that much.

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It's not like he's a dog or anything,
except he sort of was.

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I mean, I'd put out my hand and he'd
slither up my arm and across my neck and

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kind of tickle my nose with his tongue.

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Sometimes I could almost smell the dead
bugs on his breath.

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I guess you miss him, too.

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I'm her father.

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Who are you?

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I'm Joe.

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That's with a J, right?

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Right.

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Okay, you can come in.

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Emery with an E.

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Okay.

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Thank you, sir.

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00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:36,640
Where's Heather?

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00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:39,600
Oh, she wants to wait until everyone
gets here so she can make an entrance.

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00:16:40,660 --> 00:16:41,940
Yeah, well, I haven't found him yet.

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He's going to show up sooner or later.

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George, we will get to the bottom of
this, but let's do it the right way and

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ruin her party, all right?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Okay. Well, I'll go back and see if I
can hurry her up.

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Hi. Is this Heather's house?

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Anybody ever tell you your eyes sparkle
like the stars at twilight?

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Mr. Budweiser, this is where we hide.

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Party Angela.

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Oh.

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Heather didn't tell me that when she
invited me.

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Oh, yes, of course. She tells you a lot
of things, doesn't she?

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Uh -huh.

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Things like which boy she likes, what
she wants for her birthday, or where

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she got these.

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You know, I really enjoy your sports
report on Metro News.

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Oh, thanks, Emery.

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I sure wish Heather would come down. She
promised me the first dance.

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Yeah, hold your hormone.

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Hey, Em, toss me the pit, will ya?

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Em? Yeah, Emery. Em, that's what they
call me.

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Something the matter, Mr. Rollins?

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I'm looking at your eyes.

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They're blue, aren't they?

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Yeah, but also nearsighted.

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I believe Angela may have cleared things
up.

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Yeah, well, so have I.

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Hey, hold it, Em.

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You're the guy, aren't you?

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Pardon me? You're the one who makes my
little girl tingle.

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Well, you're going to be tingling pretty
good yourself in a second. Who's yours?

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Daddy, what are you doing?

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Hey, I'm sorry it had to come out like
this, but I know all about you and Em

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here.

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Em?

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You read my diary. How could you?

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Hey, look, why don't we all go... Well,
look, you don't have to worry. He's not

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M.

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Also, who is?

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Nobody. I made him up.

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Huh? Well, what about those pills?

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You didn't make them up.

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George, those belong to Angela.

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It's a rather long and moronic story.

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Oh.

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Well, I guess your old pup kind of...

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Blew it.

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No, I think it's great.

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I mean, I'm 16 now. If that's the kind
of stuff you think I'm doing, then I

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don't want to disappoint you. Heather.
Well, come on, Em. Let's get it on.

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Gee, I was only expecting the first
dance.

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I'm back.

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Hello, Heather.

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Everybody left, huh?

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Yes, shortly after Angela's male
stripper arrived.

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Unfortunately, his performance paled in
comparison to your father's.

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Yeah, well, I'm going to bed.

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Oh, I've kept you some birthday cake.

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It's in the kitchen. Oh, no thanks.

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You know, a certain person put a great
deal of effort into that cake.

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You got it at the bakery.

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I didn't say it was me.

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I had a feeling he'd be in here.

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I didn't know where else to hide.

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After me.

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Because we knew you were just upset.

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Anyway, we trust you.

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Yeah, sure.

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Now.

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Look, I know I did some stupid stuff I
shouldn't have done.

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Snooping in your diary.

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Embarrassing you out there.

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I'm sorry.

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00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:34,560
Well, if you thought I was doing
something, why didn't you just ask me?

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I don't know. I was afraid maybe you'd
tell me and it might be something I

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didn't want to hear.

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The thing is, you're growing up and I'm
getting a little scared.

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Dad, don't you think I am too?

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I mean, why do you think I broke up with
Danny and made up all that stuff in my

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diary about him?

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Nothing's going to happen to me with
him. He's not real.

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I don't want to get pregnant or get some
awful disease or any of that other

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stuff that can happen to you.

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00:21:07,130 --> 00:21:09,970
I guess it must be pretty tough being a
kid these days.

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Yeah. I just wish I could be 25 and
married and through with all this junk.

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00:21:16,370 --> 00:21:19,930
Or maybe you could go back to being 12
when your old pop was the only man in

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your life.

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I'm being stupid.

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No.

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Well, good night, Dad.

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Good night.

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Happy birthday.

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I felt kind of bad, you know, about him
losing his snake, so I got him another

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one.

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That was very nice, dear.

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It's nothing, Mom.

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Hey, look who's back.

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00:22:25,380 --> 00:22:27,380
It appears that Captain Nemo has
returned.

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00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,640
Hey, now you got two snakes, Westman.

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00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:34,220
Huh? It's just a little surprise from
Big Brother.

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although it appears the best gift she
received was a closer relationship with

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her father.

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Meanwhile, as we await the arrival of
the Nemo quintuplets, Kevin has

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taken up residence in the attic.

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I wonder if I should tell him about the
bat.

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I'm Jeff Goff. Later on Nightline, the
Soviets had never seen anything like it

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in modern times.

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Criticism of their leaders.