1 00:00:16,240 --> 00:00:20,240 - Are you blaming your mum? - Yes, yes, I am. 2 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:22,910 She was increasingly out of sorts. 3 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:26,550 Ultimately, she... 4 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:30,190 .. and rather inconveniently, attempted suicide. 5 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:33,350 I thought you said it was a light bulb. 6 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:36,630 Well, that's what we decided to say to people outside of our family 7 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:38,430 and close friends. 8 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:42,480 She did fall but she fell in the process of attempting to... 9 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:47,310 But she's dead now and all the... 10 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:49,950 is definitely out of my mind. 11 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,630 So, bad for her, but good for us, and good for Grubbs. 12 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:55,750 And, as soon as I get home, I'm going to be getting down to it 13 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:58,790 with renewed vigour, and the words are just going to be... 14 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:02,840 flowing, flowing out, like... 15 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:07,070 - .. something. - We'll think about it. 16 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:10,950 OK, thank you, Carol. 17 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:15,000 And thank you, Carroll. 18 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:35,350 Yes, she fell over changing a light bulb, poor thing. 19 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:37,750 - Just one of the hazards of old age, I guess. - Yeah. 20 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:40,430 Are you sure Mrs Beckett's all right with you being here? 21 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:42,520 - Did he not tell you? - Yeah, Barry took a week off 22 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:45,230 cos of the cheese burns, so we fell behind with the wall. 23 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:46,710 She basically fired us. 24 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:48,390 Well, no wonder he was so keen to help. 25 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:52,030 - He's always wanted to work for you. - Has he? 26 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:53,710 To put it mildly. 27 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:56,990 Mind out. 28 00:01:57,040 --> 00:02:00,950 Nice! 29 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:05,000 Take that, you bigoted miserly... 30 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:09,640 chicken killing hog-mistress! 31 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:16,160 I am working for an angel now! 32 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:28,000 - That's it, Tommy, bit of welly. - Is the angle oblique enough? 33 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:30,790 I don't know what you're talking about, mate. 34 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:33,470 Whoa! There's a fucking hedge! What are you doing? 35 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:34,910 Get out of the way, then. 36 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,270 Who taught you to drive? What was that? 37 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:40,590 - What's going on? - All right? 38 00:02:40,640 --> 00:02:42,350 I thought we were just doing Mum's room. 39 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:44,990 I thought we'd have a proper clear-out, while we're at it. 40 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:47,230 - Well, what are these guys doing here? - Surprise! 41 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:48,790 They work for us now. 42 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:52,550 Look, I just want to make this a nice home again, for Nana's sake. 43 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:56,600 Well... OK. I have to talk to you about that actually. 44 00:02:56,960 --> 00:03:00,270 - Why, did the meeting go badly? - Yeah, but that's not... 45 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:02,870 - Well, it's partly... - Slow down, Maurice. 46 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:04,870 Look, I know this is a hard time for you. 47 00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:06,830 It's an awful thing to have happened, 48 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:10,870 and I feel awful, too, but at least I'm dealing with it. 49 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:14,920 Look, come with me, I want to show you something. Nice smile. 50 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:23,360 So, Barry and the boys have made this lovely vegetable sanctuary. 51 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,630 And I've got us some seeds to sow together, 52 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:30,680 like a little ceremony for Nana. 53 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:33,310 And part of the surprise 54 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:37,360 is I thought why can't Nana be involved, too? So... 55 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:41,520 I've divided her into four. 56 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:45,950 And, that way, she can be with us together forever. 57 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:49,270 And after everything she went through, she can come back 58 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:52,430 as some nice cauliflowers and strawberries, and so on. 59 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:56,480 I'm not sure eating my own mother is quite my idea of a fond farewell. 60 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:58,750 Are there green beans? 61 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:02,800 I'm trying to find a way for us all to face this tragedy for what it is. 62 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,630 And to turn it into something good. 63 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:07,670 Why do you keep telling everyone the story about a light bulb, then? 64 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:10,710 Because, Amy, the truth is sometimes like a toothbrush. 65 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:13,630 And you only share that with people you really trust. 66 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:16,870 - I wouldn't share my toothbrush with any of you. - You would in a war. 67 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:20,920 - Shall we just get on with this? - Thank you. So, ready? 68 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:30,390 Fucking hell, mate. 69 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:33,390 - Mrs Flowers! - Can it wait, Shun? 70 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:37,270 - Telephone call from your sister. - Thank you. 71 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,870 And what about these? You don't need five dictionaries. 72 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:43,590 - Well, they're all slightly different. - Oh. 73 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:45,790 Look. 74 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:48,510 Do you remember? 75 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:52,560 - So romantic. - Deborah, can I have a few minutes to explain... 76 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:56,550 Oh. 77 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,830 Viv. I thought she was coming later. 78 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:00,710 Did you say she could come, then? 79 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:04,510 I know it's not the best time, but... she's just split up with PJ, 80 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:08,560 I thought she could do with some support. 81 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:12,590 - I'm free! - Yay! 82 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:15,950 - What a relief. - You must feel a little shaken, at least. 83 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,950 God, no. I feel amazing. The alarm bells were going berserk. 84 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:24,000 - No more shackles for me, thank you, PJ. - Hi, Viv. 85 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:29,920 Why are you standing over there holding those books? 86 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:34,310 Suitcase. 87 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:38,360 - You look... trimmer every time I see you, Donald. - Thanks. 88 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:43,280 - I have been doing 100 bendy-bums every morning. - Very good. 89 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:55,070 Viv! > 90 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:57,910 Viv! > 91 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:01,110 - Where have you gone? > - I didn't know you listen to music. 92 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,910 No, that's the sound of machinery. It helps me sleep. 93 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:06,110 Maybe we should listen to it together later. 94 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:08,950 Viv, leave Donald alone to clear out his lab. 95 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:13,000 All right, chill out, Mum! 96 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:15,230 'So, she's still not moved out, then.' 97 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:17,870 They have both mentioned that they might. Just after Nana, 98 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:20,590 they perhaps need a bit of time to build themselves up again. 99 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:24,640 - Not still breast-feeding them as well, I hope. - No. 100 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:29,400 - Ah, the niece who shat on my leg. - Are we still going on about that? 101 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:30,910 She was only four. 102 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:33,990 That's a nice pile of soiled knickers you have there, Amy. 103 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:37,270 - Yeah, it was from my art coursework about periods. - So creative. 104 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:39,670 Perhaps something for the fire now, though, eh? 105 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:42,590 I got an A for it, so I thought I might keep it, actually. 106 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:44,550 You know what I'm going to ask you, don't you? 107 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:46,920 - Do I have a boyfriend yet? - Do you have a boyfriend yet? 108 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:48,950 Yeah, you already asked me that at the funeral. 109 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,190 You'd better get on with it, 110 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:52,110 you don't want to end up like Debs, do you? 111 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:55,710 Well, as long as you're not lonely and desperate like Viv is now. 112 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,830 Well, you tell me, Amy. 113 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:01,310 Would you settle for sleeping with just your father for three decades? 114 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:04,110 The phrasing makes it quite hard to answer that question. 115 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:07,470 - She's just jealous I found myself such a catch. - Catch-22, more like. 116 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:08,990 On the one hand, he's boring. 117 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:11,590 On the other hand, he smells like an old tramp. 118 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:14,750 - That's not what a Catch-22 is. - The clock ticks, Amy. 119 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:17,510 That's why I had to relinquish myself so young 120 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:19,630 to a boy called Jake HARD. 121 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:23,550 Oh, well, he's in prison now. Not such a great choice, Auntie Viv. 122 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:24,710 Nun. 123 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:26,230 Slut. 124 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:33,390 No, I think all of this has to go, Shun. 125 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:37,110 Mrs Flowers, this will all take a very long time for me. Precious. 126 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:40,030 Yes, I know, but we're trying to create a nice, healthy environment, 127 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:42,030 and a lot of this work is a little bit poisonous. 128 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:44,830 - How about if maybe keep just half? - Which half? 129 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:48,880 - Can you help me, please, Maurice? - Or maybe keep this one? - What is it? 130 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:53,670 - Kancho Pig. - And what does "kancho" mean? - Kancho is a special move. 131 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:56,110 - Sticking finger in bottom. - No, Shun, that's got to go. 132 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:58,510 You see, I want things like this on the fire. OK? 133 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:00,960 OK, Mrs Flowers, no problem. 134 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:08,630 Are he and "Shaun" still sharing that... weird cabin? 135 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:11,470 Well, that's where they work. Why? 136 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:13,790 Oh, nothing, nothing. It's just that... 137 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:16,390 He's in there a lot, isn't he? 138 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:19,310 And Maurice is under quite a lot of pressure at the moment. 139 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:22,270 - Maurice, come and have a break! - Just dealing with Shun. 140 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:26,320 - Viv has brought some Swiss roll. You love Swiss roll. - Do I? 141 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:29,030 God, he's obsessed with him. 142 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:33,080 - Deborah, I'm afraid you've got a visitor. - Oh, George. 143 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:35,790 I can't keep you away. Look, Maurice, it's George. 144 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:37,870 What can I say? I am an iron filing 145 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:40,590 quivering in your powerful magnetic field. 146 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:43,670 Well, I'm here to offer myself up for some free mirth 147 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:45,790 and a cuddle, if you're not too busy. 148 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:48,070 Barold tells me you're having a bit of a clear out. 149 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:50,910 I'm called Barry. Barold's not a name. 150 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:54,960 And who, may I ask, in the name of Aphrodite, goddess of sex, is this? 151 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:57,670 It's my older sister. 152 00:08:57,720 --> 00:09:01,110 This is the problem being a plastic surgeon in Heathen's Wood. 153 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:05,750 All the women are stunning already. I might have to move to Ugly Town. 154 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:08,150 Not that I couldn't make you even more pristine. 155 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:11,430 - I'm like Picasso... - Picasso? - .. But with a scalpel instead of a brush. 156 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:15,480 - Vivian, pleasure to meet you. - Let's hope it will be... 157 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:17,630 .. a pleasure. 158 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:21,680 I must say, you look very beautiful when you're sad, Deborah. 159 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:24,550 - Always been a little bit sad, haven't you? - No. 160 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:26,910 Maybe that's why she always looks beautiful. 161 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:30,960 You're a creepy so-and-so, aren't you? 162 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,510 - Hello. - Abigail. 163 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:36,710 What are you doing here? Thought you had some work to do. 164 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:40,630 I changed my mind. Thought I'd come and say hello as well. 165 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,910 Is Amy in? 166 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:46,960 Yeah, she's upstairs. 167 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:51,630 Kablamo! 168 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:55,680 Abigail, the stallion won again and the mares are very impressed. 169 00:09:56,280 --> 00:09:58,990 What happened, Maurice? You're normally very good at cards. 170 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:02,030 - You can't actually be good at cards. - It's all in the mind, of course. 171 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:04,150 Well, it's all in the cards, actually. 172 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:06,390 I once saw a man miss 50 grand flush 173 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:09,510 because he was too busy wallowing in toxic thoughts about his debts. 174 00:10:09,560 --> 00:10:11,750 If he just flicked that switch in his head, 175 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:14,310 he could have turned his life around. But, instead, 176 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:18,360 - he left empty-handed, and wanked himself to death in a basement. - No! 177 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:21,670 Three months hiding in shame from his family. 178 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:25,720 Just withered away in a flood of his own excrement and discharge. 179 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:29,030 How did you know this person? 180 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:31,950 Did you look at his hand over his shoulder in a casino 181 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,470 and then follow him to a basement in his own house 182 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:37,070 where, apparently, his family didn't even know he was there 183 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:40,510 for three months, even though he was masturbating constantly? 184 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:45,670 This is why it's taking you so long to finish your book, Maurice. 185 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:47,430 You get bogged down in the details. 186 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,830 Are the slug people not treating you very well, Maurice? 187 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:52,070 They're more like goblins, actually, aren't they? 188 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:55,150 The barricade in your head is an illusion, created by you. 189 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:57,510 It's a question of maintenance. You are a car. 190 00:10:57,560 --> 00:10:59,990 - I'm not a car. - You need the right tyres, the right fuel. 191 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:02,110 I don't need tyres cos I'm not a car. 192 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:03,790 What are you eating at the moment? 193 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:06,230 You want me to list everything I'm eating? 194 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:09,280 Maurice thinks potatoes are a vegetable. 195 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:14,520 They are a vegetable. 196 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:19,390 Hey, Fat Matilda. Thanks for coming at such short notice. 197 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:21,630 - Hi, how are you doing? - I need a wing man. 198 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:23,590 What? I thought you just wanted to hang out. 199 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:25,470 It was just a ruse to make sure you'd come. 200 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:27,870 My hot neighbour's here. Quick! 201 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:31,920 Sorry, this is... just some art. 202 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:35,750 Penny's Passage. 203 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:39,800 Yeah, it's not finished. 204 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:52,110 Are you... 205 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:54,670 a feminist? 206 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:57,550 Er... 207 00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:00,630 Maybe. Yeah. 208 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:02,830 Are you a... feminist? 209 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:06,880 Maybe. 210 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:09,710 You look like a feminist. 211 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:11,270 Do I? 212 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:14,710 Yeah. 213 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:18,760 Well, maybe you make me feel... 214 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:23,760 .. a bit like a feminist. 215 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:27,840 Do I? 216 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:31,350 So hard to be a feminist 217 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:35,400 - when you still live with your parents, isn't it? - Yeah. 218 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:41,520 Do you... want to go to a place together, sometime, like, if we... 219 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:47,520 - .. arranged it? - Do you mean do I want to go on a date? Like a... 220 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:52,070 .. feminist date? 221 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:53,550 Maybe. 222 00:12:59,356 --> 00:13:02,586 - I think she's coming. - Quick, put your hand on my chest. 223 00:13:02,636 --> 00:13:04,026 What? 224 00:13:04,076 --> 00:13:05,746 Put your hand on my chest and laugh. 225 00:13:05,796 --> 00:13:08,666 Isn't that going to seem really weird? 226 00:13:14,036 --> 00:13:16,266 Nostrovia. 227 00:13:21,956 --> 00:13:23,426 Oh, I know you still love me, 228 00:13:23,476 --> 00:13:26,426 Matilda, but you're going to have to find someone in your own league. 229 00:13:26,476 --> 00:13:30,676 - I just made this... - For fuck's sake. - .. jet-powered skate booter for crying out loud. - Hey, Matilda. 230 00:13:30,716 --> 00:13:32,626 - Hi, how are you? - I'm good. What are you doing? 231 00:13:32,676 --> 00:13:35,386 - I think he's trying to make you jealous or something. - What?! No! 232 00:13:35,436 --> 00:13:37,986 She just turned up again like some kind of stalker! 233 00:13:38,036 --> 00:13:39,226 As if. 234 00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:43,276 - You guys are cute. - No! 235 00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:45,866 I might go home as well, to be honest. 236 00:13:45,916 --> 00:13:47,506 Well, there's not much point in me 237 00:13:47,556 --> 00:13:51,556 being here if you're just going to be weird about it, is there? 238 00:13:51,756 --> 00:13:55,756 Mr Grubb... sat in a chair... 239 00:13:57,236 --> 00:14:00,266 .. trying to eat a pear... 240 00:14:00,316 --> 00:14:04,316 .. with a Dung-Dodo. 241 00:14:08,956 --> 00:14:12,506 - Hi, Dad. - Hi. 242 00:14:12,556 --> 00:14:16,556 - Are you OK? - Yup, fine. Just trying to do some work. 243 00:14:17,316 --> 00:14:21,316 - Erm, would you mind reading something for me? - Oh, OK, sure. 244 00:14:24,876 --> 00:14:26,546 Now? 245 00:14:38,996 --> 00:14:40,386 Mm-hm. 246 00:14:40,436 --> 00:14:44,436 Hmm... 247 00:14:44,556 --> 00:14:48,556 So it's a sort of fictionalised narrative or a sort of...? 248 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,186 No, it's for someone. 249 00:14:52,236 --> 00:14:56,236 Oh, I see. Well, often, this sort of poetry... 250 00:14:56,556 --> 00:14:58,106 it can be quite heavy-handed. 251 00:14:58,156 --> 00:15:00,866 Lots of overt phallic imagery, you know, 252 00:15:00,916 --> 00:15:03,146 but I like how this is more abstract and... 253 00:15:03,196 --> 00:15:07,196 It's for a girl. 254 00:15:08,076 --> 00:15:10,986 So... this is, erm... 255 00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:13,626 a... 256 00:15:13,676 --> 00:15:15,466 - .. vagina? - Yep. 257 00:15:15,516 --> 00:15:19,516 - Hmm. - I guess. Or a mouth. 258 00:15:20,116 --> 00:15:22,866 Course it is. Yeah, of course it is. Erm... 259 00:15:22,916 --> 00:15:25,426 Well, that's, er, fantastic. 260 00:15:25,476 --> 00:15:28,466 Congratulations on... Heh-heh. 261 00:15:28,516 --> 00:15:30,466 And well done. 262 00:15:30,516 --> 00:15:32,266 I... 263 00:15:32,316 --> 00:15:34,306 I can really hear your music in it. 264 00:15:34,356 --> 00:15:37,106 - Bold, heroic... - Thanks, Dad. 265 00:15:37,156 --> 00:15:40,426 And I am your dad so I love... I love... 266 00:15:40,476 --> 00:15:44,476 I love hearing... about your life, erm... 267 00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:52,866 Erm, I thought I might wait before telling Mum, just because... 268 00:15:52,916 --> 00:15:55,066 Yeah, you trust me more, or...? 269 00:15:55,116 --> 00:15:59,116 Well, no, erm, just because I don't want it to be a thing. 270 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:25,866 - Cool. - Cool. 271 00:16:25,916 --> 00:16:29,916 Actually, Amy... 272 00:16:30,236 --> 00:16:32,666 Erm, I... 273 00:16:32,716 --> 00:16:34,506 Er... 274 00:16:34,556 --> 00:16:36,506 I would say that you should try 275 00:16:36,556 --> 00:16:40,556 and iron out some of those mixed metaphors, if you can. 276 00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:45,106 - Goodnight, then. - Goodnight. 277 00:16:48,996 --> 00:16:51,706 I hope they have sturdy springs. 278 00:16:58,236 --> 00:17:00,066 I feel stupid. 279 00:17:00,116 --> 00:17:04,116 I think maybe it's reached a point now where it's just easier 280 00:17:04,196 --> 00:17:08,196 not to tell any of them. 281 00:17:08,436 --> 00:17:12,026 What should I do, Shun? 282 00:17:12,076 --> 00:17:15,066 Life is like toilet, Mr Flowers. 283 00:17:15,116 --> 00:17:18,306 Sometimes you have so much rubbish in your stomach, 284 00:17:18,356 --> 00:17:21,066 you have a gigantic poo. 285 00:17:21,116 --> 00:17:23,906 So huge, of course, blocking toilet. 286 00:17:23,956 --> 00:17:25,266 Big panic. 287 00:17:25,316 --> 00:17:29,316 You trying flush. Poking with coat hanger. Use your finger. 288 00:17:30,076 --> 00:17:34,076 Too embarrassed ask for help. "My gosh, what shall I do?" 289 00:17:34,156 --> 00:17:35,186 Hmm. 290 00:17:35,236 --> 00:17:39,236 But tell truth, Mr Flowers. No problem if you ask for help. 291 00:17:41,156 --> 00:17:45,106 "Excuse me, I am have gigantic poo." 292 00:17:45,156 --> 00:17:49,146 "Somebody please help for unblock my toilet." 293 00:17:49,196 --> 00:17:53,196 "Of course. My gosh, so smelly, everybody terrified." 294 00:17:53,396 --> 00:17:57,396 Such a gigantic poo. So ashame. 295 00:17:59,076 --> 00:18:02,906 But help for flush is coming. 296 00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:06,956 Very clean for start again. 297 00:18:07,436 --> 00:18:11,436 Thank you, Shun. You're a good friend. 298 00:18:13,916 --> 00:18:17,916 - You can do it, Mr Flowers. - OK. 299 00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:22,026 Yeah. 300 00:18:40,876 --> 00:18:44,876 - Oh! - Sorry, I didn't know whether you were awake or... Knock-knock. 301 00:18:45,836 --> 00:18:49,106 - You don't need to knock. It's your room. - You look nice. 302 00:18:49,156 --> 00:18:51,346 Erm... Are you planning something? 303 00:18:51,396 --> 00:18:54,906 Erm, well, it's for you, actually. 304 00:18:54,956 --> 00:18:56,626 I was going to ask if, perhaps, 305 00:18:56,676 --> 00:18:58,946 you wanted to sleep in here with me tonight. 306 00:18:58,996 --> 00:19:01,186 Yeah. Maybe. 307 00:19:01,236 --> 00:19:03,826 But first, could I...? 308 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:07,666 - First you what? - No, I do want to, I just, erm... 309 00:19:07,716 --> 00:19:09,586 Could I... could I just... 310 00:19:09,636 --> 00:19:11,786 We haven't slept in the same bed for months. 311 00:19:11,836 --> 00:19:15,466 Yeah, but that's not because I... 312 00:19:16,836 --> 00:19:18,306 Sorry, I'm just having trouble... 313 00:19:18,356 --> 00:19:22,266 It just seems like you don't want to. 314 00:19:22,316 --> 00:19:25,186 Well, maybe that's because, erm... 315 00:19:25,236 --> 00:19:26,706 Look, what I've been trying to... 316 00:19:26,756 --> 00:19:30,756 Ugh, I wish they would stop fucking so loud! 317 00:19:31,316 --> 00:19:33,946 Shut up. 318 00:19:33,996 --> 00:19:37,996 Erm... Look, I'm... 319 00:19:39,156 --> 00:19:43,156 I was coming to talk to you about... 320 00:19:44,396 --> 00:19:47,626 Erm... 321 00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:52,746 Erm... the milk. 322 00:19:52,796 --> 00:19:54,986 - The milk? - Yeah. 323 00:19:55,036 --> 00:19:57,666 Erm... I just suddenly thought, for the morning, 324 00:19:57,716 --> 00:20:00,066 - since we've got guests... - What do you mean? 325 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:04,116 Do you think we have enough milk or should I go and get some? 326 00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:06,836 I think it's the middle of the night and we should just go to bed. 327 00:20:06,876 --> 00:20:09,546 Yeah, er, I'm actually not sleeping. 328 00:20:09,596 --> 00:20:13,506 I could maybe benefit from a trip down the road just to... 329 00:20:13,556 --> 00:20:16,156 Does it matter if it's full fat? 330 00:20:16,836 --> 00:20:18,906 Maybe I'll just see what they've got. 331 00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:21,186 - OK, goodnight. - Night. 332 00:20:21,236 --> 00:20:24,436 - OK. Right. Bye. See ya. - See ya. - Bye. 333 00:20:29,076 --> 00:20:31,466 Mr Flowers. 334 00:20:31,516 --> 00:20:33,946 Disaster. 335 00:20:33,996 --> 00:20:37,996 I couldn't do it. 336 00:20:44,916 --> 00:20:47,226 - What? - Sorry. 337 00:20:47,276 --> 00:20:50,546 Could I bum a couple of fags off Maurice? 338 00:20:50,596 --> 00:20:52,106 I'm gasping. 339 00:20:52,156 --> 00:20:54,266 He's gone to get some milk. 340 00:20:54,316 --> 00:20:55,666 Please. 341 00:20:55,716 --> 00:20:59,226 I'll try and catch him. 342 00:20:59,276 --> 00:21:01,866 Super stint for Mr Flowers. 343 00:21:01,916 --> 00:21:04,586 Tell you the truth, this will be piece of cake. 344 00:21:04,636 --> 00:21:06,506 - Oh. - Big one's coming. - Yeah. 345 00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:07,986 - OK. - OK. - Urgh. 346 00:21:08,036 --> 00:21:11,346 Oh! 347 00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:13,426 - Oh! - Keep going. 348 00:21:15,306 --> 00:21:16,306 Oh, my God. 349 00:21:16,356 --> 00:21:18,466 - Ready? - Erm, yeah. - OK. 350 00:21:18,516 --> 00:21:20,066 Did you study this in Japan? 351 00:21:20,116 --> 00:21:22,116 - Not really. - Oh. 352 00:21:22,756 --> 00:21:25,026 Maurice. Viv wants some cigarettes. 353 00:21:25,076 --> 00:21:26,626 - Oh. - Yep. - OK. 354 00:21:26,676 --> 00:21:29,026 That's enough pounding of the buttocks. 355 00:21:29,076 --> 00:21:31,026 Hello, Shun. 356 00:21:31,076 --> 00:21:32,266 What were you doing? 357 00:21:32,316 --> 00:21:34,666 I thought you went out to get some milk. 358 00:21:34,716 --> 00:21:36,746 Erm, I just felt a bit stressed, so... 359 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,026 Bottom massage. 360 00:21:38,076 --> 00:21:40,026 So, cigarettes, Viv. Where are they? 361 00:21:40,076 --> 00:21:41,106 Ah, look, here they are. 362 00:21:41,156 --> 00:21:43,706 Right, enjoy your evening, everybody. Goodnight. 363 00:21:43,756 --> 00:21:46,586 Well, if you're not going to say it, I will. 364 00:21:46,636 --> 00:21:50,636 Maurice is definitely milking the Japanese. 365 00:21:50,796 --> 00:21:54,746 It's nothing to worry about, it is very common. 366 00:21:54,796 --> 00:21:58,186 You need to remind him that you are a dangerous, voracious, 367 00:21:58,236 --> 00:22:01,466 sexual being. 368 00:22:01,516 --> 00:22:05,516 Let's face it, he has been getting sukiyaki hand jobs 369 00:22:05,676 --> 00:22:07,586 while you just sit around being miserable. 370 00:22:07,636 --> 00:22:10,026 You have made your husband gay, Debs. 371 00:22:10,076 --> 00:22:13,546 Now, it's time to get him back. 372 00:22:13,596 --> 00:22:17,596 Take your black, twisted heart and go back upstairs 373 00:22:18,396 --> 00:22:21,146 before I punch you in your stupid Botoxed face 374 00:22:21,196 --> 00:22:24,106 and throw you out on the street. 375 00:22:24,156 --> 00:22:28,106 Maurice is a sensitive, colourful, creative man. 376 00:22:28,156 --> 00:22:32,156 He is not gay. 377 00:22:35,196 --> 00:22:39,196 Everything you just said means gay. 378 00:23:04,756 --> 00:23:06,066 Amy. 379 00:23:06,116 --> 00:23:07,706 Can I talk to you? 380 00:23:07,756 --> 00:23:09,426 I need to tell you something. 381 00:23:09,476 --> 00:23:13,476 About Nana. 382 00:24:05,036 --> 00:24:08,266 ♪ When my wife died 383 00:24:08,316 --> 00:24:11,586 ♪ My aching heart 384 00:24:11,636 --> 00:24:14,826 ♪ It cried and cried 385 00:24:14,876 --> 00:24:17,106 ♪ It fell apart 386 00:24:17,156 --> 00:24:20,506 ♪ But then it mended 387 00:24:20,556 --> 00:24:23,986 ♪ When I... 388 00:24:24,036 --> 00:24:27,626 ♪ When I saw you 389 00:24:27,676 --> 00:24:31,346 ♪ Don't be offended 390 00:24:31,396 --> 00:24:34,466 ♪ But I love you. ♪ 391 00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:38,516 Shut up and take your clothes off.