1 00:00:50,676 --> 00:00:56,390 THE PLAGUE 2 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:19,306 Hands up! 3 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:21,892 Hands up! 4 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:23,727 Come on ! 5 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:25,729 Hands up! 6 00:02:26,772 --> 00:02:28,107 Come on ! 7 00:02:37,575 --> 00:02:38,784 Come on ! PUSH ! 8 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:50,921 It's good ! 9 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:52,715 Come on ! 10 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:04,268 WATER POLO CAMP TOM LERNER 11 00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:09,773 SECOND SESSION 12 00:03:10,608 --> 00:03:12,442 SUMMER 2003 13 00:03:12,443 --> 00:03:14,236 A little silence. A little silence. 14 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:16,362 Alright. So... 15 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:17,573 For new... 16 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,199 Water polo... 17 00:03:20,159 --> 00:03:21,160 What is it? 18 00:03:23,287 --> 00:03:24,496 Anyone have an idea? 19 00:03:25,915 --> 00:03:27,625 - Is it a sport? - A sport. 20 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:29,793 Can you be more specific? 21 00:03:30,419 --> 00:03:32,253 Full contact! Woohoo! 22 00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:33,589 That's it, yes. 23 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:35,549 Anyone else? 24 00:03:36,342 --> 00:03:37,343 What else? 25 00:03:38,344 --> 00:03:39,345 Well... 26 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:42,848 - It's in the water. - Too strong! 27 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:47,394 A little effort. 28 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:48,854 Who else? 29 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:50,814 You ? In the middle. 30 00:03:51,273 --> 00:03:52,524 What ? Me ? 31 00:03:53,192 --> 00:03:55,819 - Yes. - Yeah. Uh... 32 00:03:56,946 --> 00:03:59,573 It's a sport where we must collaborate. 33 00:04:00,074 --> 00:04:01,784 Um... Like... 34 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:05,204 Like a big family, like. 35 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:06,830 Too strong! 36 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:08,415 Okay. 37 00:04:09,959 --> 00:04:10,960 What else? 38 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,879 Um... Yes, of course... 39 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:15,338 You have to communicate. 40 00:04:15,339 --> 00:04:16,590 And not keep the ball. 41 00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:19,301 That's it, yes. 42 00:04:19,802 --> 00:04:21,553 Yes. Communication... 43 00:04:22,638 --> 00:04:24,223 -And... - You have to touch yourself. 44 00:04:33,399 --> 00:04:35,233 That's very clever, well done. 45 00:04:35,234 --> 00:04:36,317 Penis! 46 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:37,986 What wisdom, what finesse! 47 00:04:37,987 --> 00:04:38,988 Well done. 48 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,866 Ha ha ha, very clever! 49 00:04:48,831 --> 00:04:49,999 Are you guys coming? 50 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:38,422 You know we're supposed to stay here only a quarter of an hour? 51 00:05:43,052 --> 00:05:46,388 Yeah... Fifteen minutes... 52 00:05:55,981 --> 00:05:57,690 First day with the camp... 53 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:59,817 And you're still alive. It's good, right? 54 00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:00,902 - Yes. - Do you like it? 55 00:06:00,903 --> 00:06:02,321 - Yes, yes, that's good. - Yes. 56 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,157 I spoke to your mother just now. 57 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:08,159 There's no problem, don't worry. 58 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:09,244 She is nice. 59 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,162 We chatted a little. 60 00:06:11,163 --> 00:06:14,082 She told me that you lived in Boston, before. 61 00:06:14,083 --> 00:06:15,249 - Yes. - Yes. 62 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:18,087 It's quite a change. It's exciting. 63 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:20,546 And intimidating. 64 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:23,841 I remember, when I moved to San Diego 65 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:24,843 when I was ten years old, 66 00:06:25,511 --> 00:06:27,930 I felt like I was landing on another planet. 67 00:06:28,931 --> 00:06:30,014 Anyway, in short, 68 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:32,016 I just wanted to tell you that I am your coach, 69 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:35,103 and that I am here if you want to talk. 70 00:06:35,104 --> 00:06:39,690 I know it's not necessarily obvious, all that. All right ? 71 00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:41,567 - Yes. THANKS. - Please. 72 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:44,113 Okay, I'll fill in this crappy form. 73 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:48,032 "My goals to achieve by the end of summer..." 74 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:49,952 Empty box, empty box, empty box. 75 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:51,869 Kiss my ass. Go away! 76 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:53,162 - Oh my God ! - Hey ! 77 00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:55,289 Imagine that I am a fucking monster. 78 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:57,292 Who can imagine that? Holy shit! 79 00:06:58,544 --> 00:07:00,253 But yes, damn it! 80 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:01,671 It's like a parachute. 81 00:07:01,672 --> 00:07:04,423 Yes, you fucking try because we are gay. 82 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,134 And what will you do? 83 00:07:06,135 --> 00:07:07,469 They will use your parachute. 84 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:13,933 It's not good. 85 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:16,436 The cherry and the grape taste like medicine. 86 00:07:17,396 --> 00:07:19,438 Tell me about Everest, damn it. 87 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:20,774 That's what I'm fucking saying. 88 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:24,069 It's the stupidest thing that I've ever heard. 89 00:07:24,528 --> 00:07:26,070 Yes, why did you think that? 90 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:28,782 Because it was a good question. 91 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:36,456 Excuse me. Sorry... 92 00:07:36,582 --> 00:07:37,665 Sorry. 93 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:39,167 Are you thinking of something? 94 00:07:39,168 --> 00:07:41,712 You know a perfume better than grapes? 95 00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:43,589 You don't have... 96 00:07:46,175 --> 00:07:48,051 Wait! It tastes like... 97 00:07:48,427 --> 00:07:50,429 everyone likes the grape scent. 98 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:52,347 I have one. 99 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:54,348 What do you prefer? 100 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:56,267 That your food is always too hot. 101 00:07:56,268 --> 00:07:57,894 You never get used to it. 102 00:07:57,895 --> 00:07:59,520 She's always hot. 103 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:00,522 Or no longer have knees? 104 00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:02,481 My food has no knees. 105 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,774 No knees? Anything. 106 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:05,943 No knees. 107 00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:08,237 - SO ? - But... 108 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:09,822 Too hot, like burning? 109 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:13,034 - She has no knees... - Shut up, you! 110 00:08:13,035 --> 00:08:14,411 What do you prefer? 111 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,330 A: every time you cum, 112 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:19,957 you hear All Star by Smash Mouth, 113 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:22,585 or B: each time that you hear 114 00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:23,920 All Star of Smash Mouth, 115 00:08:23,921 --> 00:08:25,088 you cum. 116 00:08:26,215 --> 00:08:28,049 -B. - This sucks, Smash Mouth. 117 00:08:28,050 --> 00:08:29,383 How does the A work? 118 00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:32,970 A boom box, small but powerful enough, 119 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:35,264 appears like magic when you cum. 120 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:36,600 - I choose B. - No, A! 121 00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:40,019 But, it plays the song in full? 122 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,188 Or can we do “S’op”? 123 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:44,315 - It plays the whole song. - B anyway. 124 00:08:44,316 --> 00:08:45,441 But no, A. 125 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:47,026 What did you say there? 126 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,070 -A. -A. 127 00:08:48,237 --> 00:08:49,320 What? 128 00:08:49,321 --> 00:08:50,948 You said “We can do “sop”. 129 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:57,371 No. 130 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,165 What did you say then? 131 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:02,708 He said, “Can we stop?” 132 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,543 - No, he didn't say that. - Yes. 133 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,338 - No. - What? 134 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:08,507 Say “Stop”. 135 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:12,678 What? No. Why? 136 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:14,971 You don't know how to say it correctly. 137 00:09:14,972 --> 00:09:16,555 Everyone knows how to say “Stop”. 138 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:17,932 Yes, I know how to say it. 139 00:09:17,933 --> 00:09:20,060 Okay. So say it. 140 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,402 - So guys, you... - Say it. 141 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:31,612 - Say it... - Do you prefer... 142 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:33,156 Holy cow, he can't! 143 00:09:34,658 --> 00:09:36,201 That's why that he doesn't want to say it. 144 00:09:37,536 --> 00:09:38,537 Say it. 145 00:09:39,955 --> 00:09:41,998 Come on, say it! Say it! 146 00:09:41,999 --> 00:09:43,916 Yes! Yes! Yes! 147 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,503 - “Sop”! - He says “Sop”! 148 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,088 He says “Sop”! 149 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,090 “Sop”? 150 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:51,966 What did I tell you? 151 00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:54,218 Do you see? I was right! 152 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:56,095 Sop, sop, sop! 153 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,597 Have you tried these carrots? 154 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,266 Oh shit ! 155 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:01,768 The plague! 156 00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:03,353 The plague! 157 00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:07,857 Frankly, it has a little aftertaste of gasoline, 158 00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:09,233 but it's not bad in itself. 159 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:10,485 Make room for me. 160 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:13,613 It's raised. 161 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:16,366 Uh... 162 00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:22,039 I find that it tastes normal. 163 00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:29,171 So Soppy, can you say "pasta"? 164 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:40,931 What ? 165 00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:42,475 Yes, it is... Exactly! 166 00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:44,352 You can only choose one option. 167 00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:46,437 Would you rather suck a cock 168 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:48,481 but you can sleep, 169 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:52,235 Or you don't do that, but you never have sex again. 170 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:56,405 Nah! No more sex? 171 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,949 - Does it work? - What do you want? 172 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:01,203 Uh... So, are you an old hand? 173 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:04,955 An old one what? 174 00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:07,084 You already did the first session? 175 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:12,463 Ah! Yeah, that's true. I had to do that first, 176 00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:14,882 but my father screwed up and paid for both 177 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:17,218 and since they don't reimburse, I must stay. 178 00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:18,302 He was disgusted. 179 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,263 If you had seen his face when he found out. 180 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,890 Who are the others? 181 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:26,185 - There's me, Logan. -Yo. 182 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,478 Matt. 183 00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:28,562 You can go there. 184 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:30,482 - What ? -Ticky and Eli. 185 00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:33,527 Eli is an elder? 186 00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:35,737 Unfortunately. 187 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:39,324 But... 188 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:43,120 we're not supposed to improve? 189 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,622 Yes, when we try. 190 00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:48,041 Yo, Julian! Come see! 191 00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:58,093 And... what's the thing? musical chairs? 192 00:11:58,593 --> 00:11:59,594 Eh ? 193 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:02,347 At lunch, with... 194 00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:03,974 Ah, the plague? 195 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:06,601 Eli has the plague. 196 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:13,150 It's not funny. Do you know leprosy? 197 00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:18,029 Eh ? Eli has leprosy? 198 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,824 No. Not leprosy, but something like that. 199 00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:25,120 There is no diagnosis, so we call it the plague. 200 00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:30,292 These are not normal buttons, These are plague spots. 201 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,586 He has the mouth of the plague. 202 00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:34,545 Because you see, 203 00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:36,714 he didn't have these buttons a few weeks ago. 204 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,675 That's terrible stuff, that. 205 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:41,719 And a few days later, 206 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:44,597 he had weird patches all over the body. 207 00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:47,225 Why do you think he's wearing a t-shirt all the time? 208 00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:49,394 You think that Is it for style? 209 00:12:49,895 --> 00:12:52,606 No, man, it's because he has the plague. 210 00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:57,152 In a few days, it infects the nervous system, 211 00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:59,279 it screws up motor skills. 212 00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:04,326 You bump into everything, you lose your balance... 213 00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:06,203 You let go of what you hold... 214 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:09,788 The normal stuff like looking into the eyes 215 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:13,835 or be able to discuss normally... 216 00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:16,922 all that disappears. 217 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,134 It transforms your brain pureed. 218 00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:24,012 No more brain, no more nothing. 219 00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:27,224 But then he shouldn't... 220 00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:29,684 Shouldn't he see a doctor? 221 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,979 He saw one. But it's like herpes. 222 00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:35,815 There is no cure. 223 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:41,738 And... 224 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:44,241 Is it... contagious? 225 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:47,243 Hyper contagious, 226 00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:48,912 but what if you touch it so... 227 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,414 In case of contact... 228 00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:56,044 you would rather be interested to wash yourself quickly. 229 00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:58,106 It's too cold for you, Soppy? 230 00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:01,442 No. How are you. 231 00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:04,029 "No. It's okay." 232 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,199 Soppy, it's not like that that you will catch. 233 00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:11,369 Soppy, where are you from? 234 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,288 From Bos’on. 235 00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:15,956 - What ? - From Bos'on. 236 00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,042 “Bos’on”? 237 00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:20,961 What did he say there? “Bos’on”? 238 00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:23,256 - Bos’on. - See the accent! 239 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:26,343 It comes from “Bo’son”! 240 00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:29,136 That's what I said! 241 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,597 - I told you so! - Yeah, I remember that. 242 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,099 - Did you see? - Yeah. 243 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,649 Yo, Eli was sitting right there. 244 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,360 - He's infected. - What ? 245 00:15:54,329 --> 00:16:03,629 Jake has the plague! Jake has the plague! 246 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,464 Rub well, buddy! 247 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,884 - Jake has the plague! - Oh yeah? Hello, guys! 248 00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:11,888 Chelsea Simone. 249 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,349 Kate Fulton. 250 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,310 -Shelley Wang. -Smelly Shelly? 251 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:22,940 - You only like Chinese girls. - Shut up, man! 252 00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:25,943 I like it when they are half Asian. 253 00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:27,027 And the other half? 254 00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:29,113 I don't know... The left half? 255 00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:32,574 - Yo, where is the vaseline? - I gave her to Tic Tac. 256 00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:33,659 Without kidding... 257 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:34,953 It's always you who has it! 258 00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,039 Soppy, what are you thinking? 259 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:41,918 Come on, tell us! 260 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,170 Uh... 261 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,213 I... 262 00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:48,340 I'm thinking of a girl that I saw earlier. 263 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,800 That's it, yes. 264 00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,802 - What girl? - Who is it ? 265 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:53,054 She lives in Canada. 266 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:57,350 Give him the Vaseline. 267 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:02,522 Tell me about her. 268 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,817 We all want to hear. 269 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,199 Soppy. 270 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,580 Uh... 271 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:20,498 I see her... 272 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,418 in the shower... 273 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:24,794 She washes herself. 274 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:26,880 That's it, yes. 275 00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:30,550 Suddenly she... 276 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,053 she starts to... 277 00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:37,348 touch each other and... 278 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,643 and she told me... 279 00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:42,854 like... 280 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,065 what she does... 281 00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:49,735 Holy cow, Soppy! It's hot, man! 282 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,112 I'm almost there. 283 00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:55,408 Go on. 284 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,121 And... uh... 285 00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,040 That's it, I came. 286 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:04,751 Seriously... 287 00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:06,419 Me too. 288 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:11,132 Pardon. Me too. 289 00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:12,467 And so... 290 00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:13,635 Me too. 291 00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:40,722 Come on, push! 292 00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:53,568 It's not a marriage, It’s definitely a job. 293 00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:57,906 - I will never marry. - What ? 294 00:19:58,323 --> 00:20:00,533 Or maybe at 50, like my father. 295 00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:02,242 Your father is 60 years old, right? 296 00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:03,577 Sixty-five. 297 00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:04,995 What are you talking about? 298 00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:07,831 - ...the pirate. - You shouldn't drink champagne. 299 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,208 Imagine if that feels... 300 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:14,839 What are you doing? 301 00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:17,382 In your opinion? It's the pirate's cry, you moron. 302 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:21,553 - Anything. - Oh yeah? What is it, then? 303 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,056 - It's the cry of the Vikings. - What is a Viking? 304 00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:26,975 - It looks like... - The village old man. 305 00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:29,019 - Yeah ! - Nah, he's a pirate. Ah! 306 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:30,730 He looks like an old man in a village... 307 00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:10,186 Damn! Shit ! You... 308 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:12,313 Damn! How are you ? 309 00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:18,611 I had a boo-boo. But it's getting better. 310 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,280 Oh, the cow... 311 00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:26,786 How did you do that? 312 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,998 You will never know, poor mortal. 313 00:22:08,703 --> 00:22:10,705 Go! Go! Go. 314 00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:26,697 Oh my God ! 315 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,251 Yo, Ben! Yeah ! 316 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:41,921 Turn this on. 317 00:23:44,298 --> 00:23:45,299 What is this? 318 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,427 It squirts! It squirts! 319 00:24:05,236 --> 00:24:06,237 Come on ! 320 00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:10,741 Soppy! 321 00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:34,764 Yo, is it coming, Matt? 322 00:24:34,765 --> 00:24:37,101 Why don't you know how to do anything? Matt? 323 00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:45,526 Come on ! 324 00:24:56,746 --> 00:24:58,331 Yeah ! Here we go! 325 00:25:16,766 --> 00:25:17,934 Damn, man! 326 00:25:22,230 --> 00:25:23,231 No, Eli... 327 00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:34,200 Oh, damn! 328 00:25:39,121 --> 00:25:40,414 Oh, no! 329 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,549 Hi Han, Hi Han, Hi Han. 330 00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:58,349 Left, right. Left, right. 331 00:25:58,641 --> 00:26:01,310 Hi Han, Hi Han, Hi Han. 332 00:26:12,613 --> 00:26:18,286 Hi Han, Hi Han, Hi Han. 333 00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:20,746 Left, right. 334 00:26:28,421 --> 00:26:31,382 This is how we do it the crazy donkey dance! 335 00:26:32,174 --> 00:26:34,385 Hi Han, Hi Han, Hi Han... 336 00:26:37,847 --> 00:26:38,930 Damn! 337 00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:40,974 - Yo! - Oh shit ! 338 00:26:40,975 --> 00:26:43,811 - Yo, all you have to do is scrub! - You have to wash! 339 00:26:53,988 --> 00:26:56,449 - Rub! Rub! Rub! - Rub! 340 00:26:56,741 --> 00:26:58,743 Rub! Rub! 341 00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:03,914 And he rubs again, and it rubs again. 342 00:27:10,087 --> 00:27:11,379 Sop! You're crazy! 343 00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:13,631 Are you sick or something? to touch Eli? 344 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,633 - Take off your clothes. - Do you want to die or what? 345 00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:17,385 - Be careful! - Poor filth! 346 00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:18,804 We told you, man! 347 00:27:31,025 --> 00:27:33,401 Believe me, this is what happens underwater 348 00:27:33,402 --> 00:27:37,114 who makes the difference between pros and amateurs. 349 00:27:40,076 --> 00:27:42,660 At the Olympics, they shave their pubic hair 350 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:45,538 to avoid getting shot underwater. 351 00:27:45,539 --> 00:27:46,540 Yeah. 352 00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:48,666 It's hot. 353 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:49,959 Yeah. My brother told me 354 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,587 that you must have long nails. 355 00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:53,505 To scratch. 356 00:27:53,506 --> 00:27:56,257 But the secret is to have very smooth nails 357 00:27:56,258 --> 00:27:58,009 but quite long, 358 00:27:58,010 --> 00:28:01,055 and after inspection, you gnaw them to the point. 359 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,017 Is your brother a pro? 360 00:28:05,601 --> 00:28:07,269 He's only 18, but... 361 00:28:07,770 --> 00:28:10,731 Princeton and Brown are fighting to have it so... 362 00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:55,901 The cow! 363 00:28:56,402 --> 00:28:57,695 Soppy is popular! 364 00:28:58,362 --> 00:28:59,363 Huh, Sop? 365 00:29:09,498 --> 00:29:10,833 There was a guy, Charlie... 366 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:12,667 to the previous session. 367 00:29:12,668 --> 00:29:14,462 He was the one who passed it on to Eli. 368 00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:18,174 He couldn't even have a normal conversation. 369 00:29:18,841 --> 00:29:20,885 They had to send him home before the end. 370 00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:23,095 Is he cured? 371 00:29:24,722 --> 00:29:27,141 Apparently he is in a psychiatric hospital. 372 00:29:29,226 --> 00:29:31,228 He spends his days to stack blocks. 373 00:32:00,544 --> 00:32:02,920 Don't forget to register it in your calendars. 374 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:06,424 The highly anticipated summer evening for all camps 375 00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:11,304 will take place this Friday in the main gymnasium. 376 00:32:11,305 --> 00:32:14,349 This year's theme is “Under the Sea”. 377 00:32:14,350 --> 00:32:18,395 There will be a DJ, games and lots of things to eat. 378 00:32:32,493 --> 00:32:33,494 Cheetos. 379 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:36,288 No. Doritos... 380 00:32:37,831 --> 00:32:39,416 No. Cheetos. 381 00:32:41,377 --> 00:32:43,253 No, I wouldn't be an evil Sith. 382 00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:46,172 - All Sith are evil. - No, it's just that they... 383 00:32:46,173 --> 00:32:47,882 No, no, no, they are evil. 384 00:32:47,883 --> 00:32:49,050 No. 385 00:32:49,051 --> 00:32:50,468 - Yes. - I could... 386 00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:53,596 I could transform most Sith as good guys. 387 00:32:53,597 --> 00:32:54,931 - Impossible. - Yes. 388 00:32:54,932 --> 00:32:56,516 - They would kill you. - No, I... 389 00:32:56,517 --> 00:32:57,934 Or Darth Vader would kill you. 390 00:32:57,935 --> 00:33:00,437 I would infiltrate them to change them. 391 00:33:00,688 --> 00:33:02,690 One two three. 392 00:33:02,815 --> 00:33:04,817 Four and five. 393 00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:12,408 And fan dive. 394 00:33:19,039 --> 00:33:20,749 And we push. 395 00:33:21,792 --> 00:33:23,877 And five... 396 00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:22,060 Look at Eli! 397 00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:23,729 Oh... 398 00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:31,652 The cow! I'm hallucinating! He has a boner! 399 00:34:31,653 --> 00:34:33,197 He has a boner! 400 00:34:50,214 --> 00:34:51,215 Hey ! 401 00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:56,928 - In the water. - Look! 402 00:34:56,929 --> 00:34:58,513 Hey ! Go in the water. 403 00:34:58,514 --> 00:34:59,515 Yo, Eli has a boner! 404 00:35:02,684 --> 00:35:04,686 In the water, right away! 405 00:35:13,237 --> 00:35:14,863 How old are you? 406 00:35:18,283 --> 00:35:19,535 That's a real question. 407 00:35:20,577 --> 00:35:21,702 How old are you? 408 00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:23,496 - 13 years old. - 13 years old. 409 00:35:23,497 --> 00:35:24,580 - 13 years old. - 12 years old. 410 00:35:24,581 --> 00:35:25,749 12 years old. 411 00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:28,710 13 and 12 years old. 412 00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:32,756 You are great. 413 00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:35,133 Eh ? You are great. 414 00:35:35,843 --> 00:35:39,596 Your actions have consequences. 415 00:35:42,057 --> 00:35:44,684 At no time, you said to yourself: 416 00:35:44,685 --> 00:35:47,186 "How would I feel if it was me?" 417 00:35:47,187 --> 00:35:50,314 If someone had pointed the finger at you in front of the girls 418 00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:52,024 and you were made fun of 419 00:35:52,025 --> 00:35:55,529 for something that you don't absolutely not control? 420 00:35:57,447 --> 00:35:58,448 Logan? 421 00:35:59,992 --> 00:36:02,034 - I would feel bad. - Cool. 422 00:36:02,035 --> 00:36:03,704 You would feel bad. 423 00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:06,582 And yet, you started it. 424 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,542 I was laughing. 425 00:36:09,042 --> 00:36:10,961 So you find this funny? 426 00:36:11,753 --> 00:36:12,754 No. 427 00:36:15,924 --> 00:36:17,008 Jake? 428 00:36:17,009 --> 00:36:19,302 You find that was funny? 429 00:36:19,303 --> 00:36:20,345 - Well... - Huh? 430 00:36:21,054 --> 00:36:23,056 - A little, yeah. - A little, yeah. 431 00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:27,518 And why? Explain to us how funny that was. 432 00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:30,355 Well, he had a boner. 433 00:36:33,483 --> 00:36:35,026 I'm going to ask you a question: 434 00:36:35,027 --> 00:36:37,946 you have already been humiliated in public? 435 00:36:39,156 --> 00:36:41,490 Really humiliated? 436 00:36:41,491 --> 00:36:43,911 This is exactly what you are doing. 437 00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:49,457 The cow... 438 00:36:49,458 --> 00:36:52,084 What do you have? 13 years old? 439 00:36:52,085 --> 00:36:53,461 - 12 years old. - 12 years old! 440 00:36:53,462 --> 00:36:56,714 - Yeah. - You're laughing over something stupid 441 00:36:56,715 --> 00:37:00,259 a la Beavis and Butt-Head that a five year old kid... 442 00:37:00,260 --> 00:37:02,011 Beavis and Butt-Head at five? 443 00:37:02,012 --> 00:37:03,554 Stop! I'll give you two seconds 444 00:37:03,555 --> 00:37:05,514 to stop smiling like that! 445 00:37:05,515 --> 00:37:07,391 Or because of Jake, 446 00:37:07,392 --> 00:37:09,101 you will all pass the day 447 00:37:09,102 --> 00:37:10,646 doing burpees under the sun! 448 00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:13,857 I'm very serious here. A... 449 00:37:21,198 --> 00:37:23,033 - Alright. - Penis. 450 00:37:26,536 --> 00:37:28,789 Come on, come on, otherwise we'll do this all day. 451 00:37:28,956 --> 00:37:30,165 Come on, let's speed up. 452 00:37:32,042 --> 00:37:34,002 Third round. Two more. 453 00:37:37,923 --> 00:37:39,174 Mec, what is he doing? 454 00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:43,595 It looks like something fantastic... 455 00:37:47,057 --> 00:37:59,527 There Are, There Are, There Are... 456 00:37:59,528 --> 00:38:00,611 Stop doing that. 457 00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:02,155 “Stop doing that.” 458 00:38:04,074 --> 00:38:07,159 - Suck my cock, Soppy. - Suck yourself. 459 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,370 - It's not even possible. - Yeah. 460 00:38:09,371 --> 00:38:11,205 - Non. - Yes, I tell you. 461 00:38:11,206 --> 00:38:13,332 Mike Griswold does it all the time! 462 00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:15,376 - No. - If ! 463 00:38:15,377 --> 00:38:16,711 - How ? - How ? 464 00:38:16,712 --> 00:38:18,422 He's all disjointed! 465 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,173 Subject closed. 466 00:38:22,259 --> 00:38:23,260 Are you vegetarian? 467 00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:26,387 Yes. 468 00:38:26,388 --> 00:38:27,389 For what ? 469 00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:29,682 I don't know, let's just say... 470 00:38:29,683 --> 00:38:31,560 I find it cruel for animals. 471 00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:35,396 Even if it's a cow 472 00:38:35,397 --> 00:38:37,482 who has three languages disgusting? 473 00:38:38,233 --> 00:38:39,651 Yeah, Soppy? 474 00:38:40,986 --> 00:38:42,528 It wouldn't change anything. 475 00:38:42,529 --> 00:38:45,156 We can't kill innocent cows 476 00:38:45,157 --> 00:38:46,950 just because they are different. 477 00:38:48,493 --> 00:38:50,620 How not to want a mouthful of that? 478 00:38:51,788 --> 00:38:54,958 Doesn't that bother you? Not even a little? 479 00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:58,086 She can't do anything about it if she has 3 languages. 480 00:38:58,879 --> 00:39:00,714 Soppy, why are you freaking out? 481 00:39:01,381 --> 00:39:02,631 I'm not freaking out. 482 00:39:02,632 --> 00:39:05,052 “She can’t do anything about it. if she has three languages." 483 00:39:07,137 --> 00:39:08,387 "I'll give you two seconds 484 00:39:08,388 --> 00:39:10,014 to stop smiling like that!” 485 00:39:10,015 --> 00:39:11,058 “Two seconds!” 486 00:39:12,309 --> 00:39:13,851 “Can you be more specific?” 487 00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:15,394 "And you, Can you be more specific?” 488 00:39:15,395 --> 00:39:16,937 “Can you be more specific?” 489 00:39:16,938 --> 00:39:18,272 - “It’s in the water. - Yes." 490 00:39:18,273 --> 00:39:22,194 “Can you be more specific?” 491 00:39:27,783 --> 00:39:28,784 Where are you going? 492 00:39:30,327 --> 00:39:31,411 To the toilet. 493 00:40:05,487 --> 00:40:06,822 Yo, Eli. How are you ? 494 00:40:28,051 --> 00:40:29,343 Uh... 495 00:40:29,344 --> 00:40:31,595 You think we're here how long ago? 496 00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:32,597 Gelatin. 497 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:34,723 What ? 498 00:40:34,724 --> 00:40:36,392 You mix it with foundation 499 00:40:36,393 --> 00:40:38,310 and you pour in a silicone mold 500 00:40:38,311 --> 00:40:40,981 and you paint the details and you do the blood last. 501 00:40:42,816 --> 00:40:43,817 What are you talking about? 502 00:40:44,401 --> 00:40:46,653 For... For the joke. 503 00:40:48,697 --> 00:40:49,780 - Oh! - Yes. 504 00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:51,323 But believe me, for the blood, 505 00:40:51,324 --> 00:40:53,160 you should not take at all done. 506 00:40:53,577 --> 00:40:55,828 Either you use syrup corn and coloring, 507 00:40:55,829 --> 00:40:57,873 either you keep a little blood when you cut yourself. 508 00:40:59,249 --> 00:41:00,332 Are you doing this? 509 00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:02,042 Yes, you add the syrup in a bowl 510 00:41:02,043 --> 00:41:03,502 and you add the coloring. 511 00:41:03,503 --> 00:41:07,090 Sometimes I add water to make it less sticky. 512 00:41:07,549 --> 00:41:10,677 Uh, no, I meant, do you cut yourself? 513 00:41:11,178 --> 00:41:12,761 It's just little bites. 514 00:41:12,762 --> 00:41:15,682 It feels good. Like a sound bath. Look at. 515 00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:22,772 - You shouldn't do that. - For what ? 516 00:41:23,732 --> 00:41:25,025 Because it's not good. 517 00:41:34,367 --> 00:41:37,120 Sometimes... I dig in my nails in the skin of my thumb 518 00:41:37,245 --> 00:41:38,663 until it bleeds. 519 00:41:41,958 --> 00:41:43,293 You're not from here, are you? 520 00:41:50,258 --> 00:41:51,259 Uh... 521 00:41:53,094 --> 00:41:57,307 My mother met a guy at a media conference. 522 00:41:57,599 --> 00:41:58,600 Phil. 523 00:41:58,934 --> 00:42:00,017 Uh... 524 00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:03,145 And... they had an affair. 525 00:42:03,146 --> 00:42:06,191 And she left my father. 526 00:42:07,275 --> 00:42:08,693 I lived in Bos'on. 527 00:42:11,071 --> 00:42:14,783 New start, yes. 528 00:42:16,826 --> 00:42:18,536 So... it's... 529 00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:21,873 It's a bit weird. 530 00:42:34,010 --> 00:42:35,387 Do you like your mother? 531 00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:37,639 She's my mother... 532 00:42:38,390 --> 00:42:40,683 This never happens to you to tell you that one day, 533 00:42:40,684 --> 00:42:42,309 Did she give her first blowjob? 534 00:42:42,310 --> 00:42:45,145 Berk! Is it wrong, or what? 535 00:42:45,146 --> 00:42:47,147 “He’s ours. And we want that.” 536 00:42:47,148 --> 00:42:48,732 “We need the precious.” 537 00:42:48,733 --> 00:42:50,526 “They stole it from us.” 538 00:42:50,527 --> 00:42:52,070 Damn! 539 00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:54,781 “You sneaky hobbits.” 540 00:42:55,824 --> 00:42:58,201 “Stupid chubby hobbits.” 541 00:43:06,167 --> 00:43:07,918 Would you rather fuck a female dog 542 00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:09,670 but let no one know, 543 00:43:09,671 --> 00:43:10,921 or not to fuck a female dog 544 00:43:10,922 --> 00:43:12,716 but everyone believes that you fucked her. 545 00:43:14,259 --> 00:43:16,303 Fucking a female dog... I think so. 546 00:43:17,387 --> 00:43:18,388 It's bad. 547 00:43:35,697 --> 00:43:39,366 Say, have you... seen a doctor, huh? 548 00:43:39,367 --> 00:43:41,118 They gave me this cream 549 00:43:41,119 --> 00:43:43,371 but I believe that it's worse, with. 550 00:44:00,263 --> 00:44:01,264 Uh... 551 00:44:02,807 --> 00:44:04,476 Do you want me to help you or...? 552 00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,106 I don't want to infect you. 553 00:44:13,318 --> 00:44:14,444 What are you talking about? 554 00:44:15,612 --> 00:44:16,863 From the plague. 555 00:44:18,782 --> 00:44:22,243 You still don't believe to these stories, yes? 556 00:45:27,934 --> 00:45:28,935 Guys, here! 557 00:45:30,895 --> 00:45:32,272 What the hell are you doing? 558 00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:41,799 Uh... 559 00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:46,763 Guys... is this a joke? 560 00:46:48,139 --> 00:46:49,140 Very funny. 561 00:46:59,234 --> 00:47:00,235 It's okay, that... 562 00:47:01,277 --> 00:47:02,487 That's enough. 563 00:48:05,967 --> 00:48:07,969 THE PLAGUE 564 00:48:16,227 --> 00:48:18,521 Jake told everyone that you had the plague. 565 00:48:21,691 --> 00:48:24,402 It doesn't even exist. 566 00:48:25,194 --> 00:48:27,530 He says you massaged Eli's back. 567 00:48:29,115 --> 00:48:32,785 Yes, well it's completely false, then... 568 00:48:33,369 --> 00:48:35,245 He says you used a scented oil 569 00:48:35,246 --> 00:48:37,999 or something lavender. 570 00:48:42,128 --> 00:48:44,005 You know it's not true, the plague. 571 00:48:44,339 --> 00:48:45,340 Eh ? 572 00:48:45,757 --> 00:48:46,758 Yeah. 573 00:48:47,091 --> 00:48:48,217 It's stupid. 574 00:48:53,723 --> 00:48:55,516 You forgot your glasses. 575 00:49:03,399 --> 00:49:04,400 THANKS. 576 00:49:21,042 --> 00:49:23,627 - I don't have the plague. - What ? 577 00:49:23,628 --> 00:49:25,672 You told the others that I had the plague. 578 00:49:26,214 --> 00:49:27,297 No. 579 00:49:27,298 --> 00:49:29,508 Yes, I know it. 580 00:49:29,509 --> 00:49:30,884 I gave the facts. 581 00:49:30,885 --> 00:49:32,761 Not my fault if others make connections. 582 00:49:32,762 --> 00:49:33,888 The facts? 583 00:49:34,764 --> 00:49:35,847 Eli's massage. 584 00:49:35,848 --> 00:49:38,601 It wasn't... a massage. 585 00:49:39,894 --> 00:49:40,895 If you say so. 586 00:49:44,065 --> 00:49:46,149 What would that do to you? if I told others 587 00:49:46,150 --> 00:49:48,069 that your mother is a stripper? 588 00:49:49,278 --> 00:49:50,570 I would be surprised. 589 00:49:50,571 --> 00:49:52,447 Would you be surprised? 590 00:49:52,448 --> 00:49:53,449 I would be... 591 00:49:54,450 --> 00:49:56,327 on the ass, even. 592 00:49:58,121 --> 00:49:59,122 For what ? 593 00:50:00,581 --> 00:50:02,125 My mother is dead. 594 00:50:04,293 --> 00:50:05,294 It's not funny. 595 00:50:07,380 --> 00:50:08,506 It's not a joke. 596 00:50:13,302 --> 00:50:14,303 I'm not sick. 597 00:50:14,971 --> 00:50:16,013 If you say so. 598 00:50:17,765 --> 00:50:18,933 It's not a real thing. 599 00:50:22,770 --> 00:50:23,771 If you say so. 600 00:50:25,022 --> 00:50:27,482 So could you... 601 00:50:27,483 --> 00:50:29,568 tell others that... 602 00:50:29,569 --> 00:50:30,902 I don't have it? 603 00:50:30,903 --> 00:50:32,612 I believed that it wasn't a real thing. 604 00:50:32,613 --> 00:50:33,740 It's not a real thing. 605 00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:35,032 Eh ? 606 00:50:35,867 --> 00:50:38,952 Maybe you don't have it. Did you wash your hands afterwards? 607 00:50:38,953 --> 00:50:41,163 - After what? - Massage. 608 00:50:41,164 --> 00:50:42,290 It wasn't a massage! 609 00:50:43,082 --> 00:50:44,500 I helped him put on his cream. 610 00:50:45,209 --> 00:50:46,210 If you say so. 611 00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:50,465 Why are you doing this to me? 612 00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:52,091 Why am I doing what to you? 613 00:50:52,925 --> 00:50:54,801 Why are you telling that I have the plague? 614 00:50:54,802 --> 00:50:57,638 Oh... don't leave the others decide what you are for yourself. 615 00:50:58,931 --> 00:51:01,100 Where do you get that from? A fortune cookie? 616 00:51:01,726 --> 00:51:03,186 Dennis Rodman. 617 00:51:07,857 --> 00:51:09,567 I washed my hands twice! 618 00:51:10,651 --> 00:51:12,236 So I can't have it, huh? 619 00:51:15,031 --> 00:51:17,449 She doesn't like it. It smells like feet! 620 00:51:17,450 --> 00:51:18,451 No ! 621 00:51:19,368 --> 00:51:21,620 Maybe she was thinking that I was helping him. 622 00:51:21,621 --> 00:51:23,831 You didn't help at all. 623 00:53:03,848 --> 00:53:05,850 I brought you some tasty bites. 624 00:53:06,976 --> 00:53:09,520 There are fries, a hot dog, Skittles. 625 00:53:10,521 --> 00:53:11,606 Candy bears. 626 00:53:12,815 --> 00:53:13,816 THANKS. 627 00:53:17,570 --> 00:53:19,822 This guy, Nick Sinsigalli, 628 00:53:20,573 --> 00:53:22,198 he took laxatives in my thermos 629 00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:25,327 before a trip to New York to see Les Misérables. 630 00:53:25,328 --> 00:53:27,955 and the bus did not have toilets, so... 631 00:53:29,081 --> 00:53:30,166 Yeah. 632 00:53:30,958 --> 00:53:32,751 My mother had to come pick me up. 633 00:53:32,752 --> 00:53:35,171 It sucks because I love truly Les Misérables. 634 00:53:42,053 --> 00:53:43,261 You wanted to talk to a girl 635 00:53:43,262 --> 00:53:44,930 and you couldn't say anything other than “pineapple”. 636 00:53:44,931 --> 00:53:47,849 Exactly. At least, Logan and I have a girlfriend. 637 00:53:47,850 --> 00:53:50,602 No, you're in trouble. 638 00:53:50,603 --> 00:53:52,605 I don't need a girl, I have Tic Tac. 639 00:53:58,235 --> 00:53:59,236 Shit ! 640 00:54:31,894 --> 00:54:32,979 Damn, man! 641 00:54:39,944 --> 00:54:43,364 Phase 2: loss of motor skills. 642 00:54:57,712 --> 00:55:00,380 - But you can see. A wall. - What do you see? 643 00:55:00,381 --> 00:55:01,464 Maybe. 644 00:55:01,465 --> 00:55:04,217 Yeah, but you can't see the dog. 645 00:55:04,218 --> 00:55:05,885 Like a guide dog. 646 00:55:05,886 --> 00:55:08,555 No, there is a cat. 647 00:55:08,556 --> 00:55:09,931 A cat, then. 648 00:55:09,932 --> 00:55:11,474 Where is Soppy? 649 00:55:11,475 --> 00:55:13,309 Excellent question. Where is Soppy? 650 00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:16,772 He must be massaging Eli's belly this time... 651 00:55:18,566 --> 00:55:20,525 And pat him on the back. 652 00:55:20,526 --> 00:55:21,651 - Yeah. - Yeah. 653 00:55:21,652 --> 00:55:24,447 - More like a belly massage... - He puts oil on it... 654 00:57:15,266 --> 00:57:16,350 My name is Soppy. 655 00:57:17,101 --> 00:57:18,602 And I just came. 656 00:57:20,104 --> 00:57:21,105 Soppy! 657 00:57:22,690 --> 00:57:24,275 Do you like that, Soppy? 658 00:57:27,653 --> 00:57:29,947 You don't have any interest in dreaming from one of our girls. 659 00:57:32,908 --> 00:57:34,910 Hey, Soppy! Soppy! Soppy! Soppy! 660 00:57:36,203 --> 00:57:38,205 Soppy! Soppy! 661 00:57:40,374 --> 00:57:42,376 Soppy! Soppy! 662 00:58:01,937 --> 00:58:04,607 Excuse me ! Good morning. Do you have a phone? 663 00:58:07,693 --> 00:58:09,236 - Hello ? - Mom ? 664 00:58:10,154 --> 00:58:11,739 Well, is that you? 665 00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:16,785 Well? Honey, are you there? Do you hear me? 666 00:58:19,580 --> 00:58:20,581 Well, are you there? 667 00:58:21,373 --> 00:58:23,334 Yes. Um... Yes, I... 668 00:58:25,753 --> 00:58:27,504 I was wondering if... 669 00:58:30,007 --> 00:58:32,760 uh... if you could come look for me. 670 00:58:33,344 --> 00:58:34,345 Honey, where are you? 671 00:58:36,305 --> 00:58:38,557 Honey, tell me where you are. 672 00:58:47,399 --> 00:58:48,400 Well! 673 00:58:58,535 --> 00:59:01,664 You want me to tell you the day What did I like best about high school? 674 00:59:03,832 --> 00:59:04,833 The last day. 675 00:59:07,294 --> 00:59:08,295 I hated high school. 676 00:59:08,754 --> 00:59:11,548 Yeah. I had a nickname. “Big pile.” 677 00:59:12,925 --> 00:59:17,428 I was even bigger since college, 678 00:59:17,429 --> 00:59:19,097 but the nickname stuck, 679 00:59:19,098 --> 00:59:21,933 I couldn't get it out of my head, 680 00:59:21,934 --> 00:59:23,519 and you know what? 681 00:59:24,645 --> 00:59:25,813 I finished high school, 682 00:59:27,356 --> 00:59:29,148 and I left it all behind me 683 00:59:29,149 --> 00:59:31,193 and I made a new start. 684 00:59:33,070 --> 00:59:34,071 See? 685 00:59:36,740 --> 00:59:39,743 And your twenties, was it good? 686 00:59:40,744 --> 00:59:43,788 Uh... Yeah but no, not really. 687 00:59:43,789 --> 00:59:46,416 I had a heartbreak 688 00:59:46,417 --> 00:59:49,544 and then I gained weight again. 689 00:59:49,545 --> 00:59:50,670 Fifteen kilos. 690 00:59:50,671 --> 00:59:51,672 And... 691 00:59:53,007 --> 00:59:54,966 I injured my back 692 00:59:54,967 --> 00:59:56,759 bending down to pick up my keys 693 00:59:56,760 --> 01:00:00,179 and the doctor said that it would never heal. 694 01:00:00,180 --> 01:00:01,597 But despite all that, yes, 695 01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:04,685 it was much better than my adolescence. 696 01:00:05,728 --> 01:00:08,855 And my thirties was better than my twenties. 697 01:00:08,856 --> 01:00:12,026 And look where I am, huh? 698 01:00:13,068 --> 01:00:14,695 In his forties, in great shape. 699 01:00:16,572 --> 01:00:17,573 And... 700 01:00:18,574 --> 01:00:21,910 your adolescence was better than... 701 01:00:23,287 --> 01:00:24,747 than your childhood? 702 01:00:25,372 --> 01:00:26,914 Oh dear, no! 703 01:00:26,915 --> 01:00:29,418 Childhood was paradise. 704 01:00:30,252 --> 01:00:32,212 There's nothing better than childhood. 705 01:00:35,674 --> 01:00:37,300 It's the speech the most depressing 706 01:00:37,301 --> 01:00:38,468 that I've ever heard. 707 01:00:38,469 --> 01:00:41,554 Just be yourself, that's all. 708 01:00:41,555 --> 01:00:42,639 Because otherwise... 709 01:00:44,933 --> 01:00:46,685 Well, who else can you be? 710 01:00:49,104 --> 01:00:51,065 You are who you are and it's perfect like that. 711 01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:53,067 Be yourself, big guy. 712 01:00:55,277 --> 01:00:57,153 Everything will work out in the end. 713 01:00:57,154 --> 01:00:58,781 Even if it's a cliché. 714 01:01:05,079 --> 01:01:07,164 I don't know if that helps you, what I'm saying. 715 01:01:09,375 --> 01:01:10,376 Anyway. 716 01:01:11,710 --> 01:01:13,545 My mother didn't yell at you, I hope. 717 01:01:14,254 --> 01:01:16,215 She was worried, that's all. 718 01:01:17,091 --> 01:01:18,717 You scared him very much. 719 01:01:19,927 --> 01:01:22,429 You have the right to cry. Cry. 720 01:01:23,055 --> 01:01:25,182 Cry. It's good. 721 01:01:33,190 --> 01:01:37,069 She... doesn't know how to be a normal person. 722 01:01:41,073 --> 01:01:43,117 Well, Is there someone bothering you? 723 01:01:47,746 --> 01:01:50,332 Because if that's the case, you have to tell me. 724 01:01:51,166 --> 01:01:52,876 Your silence doesn't help anyone. 725 01:01:53,877 --> 01:01:55,212 Especially not you. 726 01:01:59,007 --> 01:02:00,300 Is it Jake? 727 01:02:00,968 --> 01:02:03,762 What ? No ! No, no. For what ? 728 01:02:06,515 --> 01:02:07,516 Okay. 729 01:02:08,434 --> 01:02:09,435 All right. 730 01:02:14,857 --> 01:02:18,694 You know, boys like Jake, They're afraid, that's all. 731 01:02:19,194 --> 01:02:21,529 They are terrified in front of boys like Eli. 732 01:02:21,530 --> 01:02:22,823 Because he is different. 733 01:02:24,658 --> 01:02:26,409 You want that can I tell you a secret? 734 01:02:26,410 --> 01:02:28,412 We are all different. All. 735 01:02:29,621 --> 01:02:31,247 I never thought again 736 01:02:31,248 --> 01:02:33,916 to those who called me Big pile. 737 01:02:33,917 --> 01:02:35,752 Moreover, at this very moment, 738 01:02:36,503 --> 01:02:39,339 they are surely wallowing on a couch and you know what? 739 01:02:39,923 --> 01:02:41,300 They're big fat people. 740 01:02:42,426 --> 01:02:44,887 Okay, come on, listen, this is what we are going to do. 741 01:02:47,723 --> 01:02:53,729 You can stay and we'll see how to fix all this... 742 01:02:54,730 --> 01:02:55,731 Okay? 743 01:03:02,029 --> 01:03:03,322 What do you say? 744 01:03:05,574 --> 01:03:06,825 Or do I take you home? 745 01:03:28,514 --> 01:03:30,348 No, it has to be the egg. 746 01:03:30,349 --> 01:03:31,599 It's stupid. 747 01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:33,351 No, it's the chicken first. 748 01:03:33,352 --> 01:03:34,644 Why are we talking about this? 749 01:03:34,645 --> 01:03:35,728 I don't agree. 750 01:03:35,729 --> 01:03:37,314 Why did you say that? 751 01:03:49,243 --> 01:03:51,869 I want to see why he was having problems. 752 01:03:51,870 --> 01:03:54,289 Everything Jake said... 753 01:03:54,790 --> 01:03:57,750 He, he he... he will probably be fired... 754 01:03:57,751 --> 01:03:59,628 If that's what you want? 755 01:04:17,688 --> 01:04:19,106 But it sucks, man. 756 01:04:19,898 --> 01:04:21,733 It wasn't in their bed. 757 01:04:22,192 --> 01:04:25,779 They have a huge bathtub, like a waterfall. 758 01:04:26,905 --> 01:04:30,409 You put yourself in it, fan-shaped feet. 759 01:04:31,827 --> 01:04:36,998 My uncle has a jacuzzi with jets. It's great. 760 01:04:36,999 --> 01:04:39,083 So ! He understands! 761 01:04:39,084 --> 01:04:41,043 It's not the same. 762 01:04:41,044 --> 01:04:43,213 Yes, it's the same. 763 01:04:47,342 --> 01:04:48,594 I love Taco Bell. 764 01:04:49,553 --> 01:04:51,305 Have you already been at the Mongolian Grill? 765 01:04:53,056 --> 01:04:56,100 It’s crazy! They juggle with the choppers, like... 766 01:04:56,101 --> 01:04:57,227 And presto. 767 01:04:57,728 --> 01:04:58,978 “Are you okay, ma’am?” 768 01:04:58,979 --> 01:05:01,148 "Caught." And presto! 769 01:05:03,317 --> 01:05:05,611 I always wanted to open a restaurant. Wait. 770 01:05:06,612 --> 01:05:09,780 Instead of serving you at the table, 771 01:05:09,781 --> 01:05:12,158 we serve you in your private sauna. 772 01:05:12,159 --> 01:05:14,660 Like: “Mr. Ladies, welcome to Braise et buée". 773 01:05:14,661 --> 01:05:16,078 I can take your order?" 774 01:05:16,079 --> 01:05:17,581 Open 7 days a week.” 775 01:05:28,550 --> 01:05:29,551 Uh... 776 01:05:31,428 --> 01:05:33,680 Do you sometimes say to yourself... What... 777 01:05:35,432 --> 01:05:37,099 maybe... 778 01:05:37,100 --> 01:05:40,270 the plague, Isn't that completely false? 779 01:05:56,536 --> 01:05:57,746 Let go. 780 01:05:58,038 --> 01:05:59,665 That was a stupid question. 781 01:06:03,418 --> 01:06:05,504 I think there is something what's wrong with me. 782 01:06:09,299 --> 01:06:10,300 How so ? 783 01:06:14,388 --> 01:06:17,307 I don't know, but I feel it. 784 01:06:23,689 --> 01:06:26,066 Yes, but it's... 785 01:06:27,901 --> 01:06:29,653 It's just a feeling, huh? 786 01:06:31,613 --> 01:06:33,240 Because it's not... 787 01:06:34,032 --> 01:06:35,033 ...really true. 788 01:07:23,623 --> 01:07:25,000 Hold ! Soppy! 789 01:07:27,836 --> 01:07:28,837 Hi, does it work? 790 01:07:34,342 --> 01:07:35,761 I talked to Daddy Wags. 791 01:07:37,512 --> 01:07:39,973 You know, if I was stupid, I'm sorry. 792 01:07:41,641 --> 01:07:43,518 What ? No ! No not at all. 793 01:07:44,436 --> 01:07:45,644 I have a big brother, 794 01:07:45,645 --> 01:07:47,980 I hang out with his friends and we wince all the time. 795 01:07:47,981 --> 01:07:50,108 I don't know what you're talking about. 796 01:07:52,694 --> 01:07:53,695 Ah good ? 797 01:07:55,947 --> 01:07:59,451 I saw they were talking to you but... 798 01:08:00,952 --> 01:08:02,328 What was that for? 799 01:08:02,329 --> 01:08:03,996 I got a whole sermon 800 01:08:03,997 --> 01:08:05,916 on harassment, all that, but... 801 01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:08,001 It's rubbish. 802 01:08:08,835 --> 01:08:10,504 Are we in kindergarten or something? 803 01:08:19,346 --> 01:08:21,473 You know, Maybe it was Eli who had the coffee. 804 01:08:23,725 --> 01:08:24,726 Do you think so? 805 01:08:27,771 --> 01:08:28,772 Yeah. 806 01:08:34,528 --> 01:08:35,529 Maybe. 807 01:08:36,029 --> 01:08:37,030 It's possible. 808 01:08:37,322 --> 01:08:38,865 - Okay, see you later. - Yes. 809 01:10:16,755 --> 01:10:18,380 Damn! 810 01:10:18,381 --> 01:10:19,758 Take them off! 811 01:10:20,133 --> 01:10:22,135 Let me go! No ! 812 01:10:23,303 --> 01:10:24,471 Leave me! 813 01:10:27,474 --> 01:10:29,266 Stop! 814 01:10:29,267 --> 01:10:31,144 Leave me! Stop! 815 01:10:34,689 --> 01:10:35,857 Stop! 816 01:10:37,484 --> 01:10:39,444 Stop! Stop! 817 01:10:42,447 --> 01:10:44,407 Stop! Stop! 818 01:10:49,537 --> 01:10:52,415 Leave me! Stop! 819 01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:54,918 But damn! 820 01:10:55,460 --> 01:10:58,046 Bunch of bastards! 821 01:10:59,047 --> 01:11:01,049 Stop! Stop! 822 01:11:03,385 --> 01:11:05,387 Damn! 823 01:11:05,845 --> 01:11:09,891 - The plague! It's the plague! - Stop! 824 01:11:12,102 --> 01:11:14,104 It's the plague! 825 01:11:14,729 --> 01:11:16,731 Stop! 826 01:11:17,357 --> 01:11:18,817 Leave me! 827 01:11:24,155 --> 01:11:25,240 How are you ? 828 01:11:25,490 --> 01:11:28,117 We were just joking, Eli! It was a joke, that's all! 829 01:11:28,118 --> 01:11:29,369 We are friends! 830 01:11:29,911 --> 01:11:31,579 Don't you see that is this a joke? 831 01:11:36,001 --> 01:11:39,045 The plague! The plague! 832 01:14:25,628 --> 01:14:27,296 You have two seconds 833 01:14:27,297 --> 01:14:29,047 to stop smiling like this. 834 01:14:29,048 --> 01:14:31,593 Or I cancel everything for everyone! 835 01:16:09,482 --> 01:16:10,483 Come on ! 836 01:16:10,942 --> 01:16:12,318 Come on ! Come on ! Come on ! 837 01:16:20,201 --> 01:16:21,202 It's good ! 838 01:16:21,911 --> 01:16:23,204 Catch the ball! 839 01:16:40,805 --> 01:16:41,806 We push! 840 01:16:48,771 --> 01:16:49,772 Pass the ball! 841 01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:53,484 Pass the ball! 842 01:16:54,485 --> 01:16:55,486 Here we go ! 843 01:17:00,408 --> 01:17:01,743 Find an opening! 844 01:17:03,953 --> 01:17:05,037 Let's move our legs! 845 01:17:05,038 --> 01:17:06,039 Come on ! Come on ! 846 01:17:14,213 --> 01:17:15,840 Come back! Come on ! 847 01:17:19,844 --> 01:17:20,845 Come back! 848 01:17:22,347 --> 01:17:23,556 No, no, no! 849 01:17:34,734 --> 01:17:35,735 Stop! 850 01:17:36,027 --> 01:17:37,486 Pass the ball! 851 01:17:37,487 --> 01:17:38,571 Come on ! Come on ! 852 01:17:39,364 --> 01:17:40,365 We continue! 853 01:17:42,033 --> 01:17:43,242 Come on ! Shoot! Shoot! 854 01:17:47,163 --> 01:17:48,206 Nice, Ben. 855 01:17:48,998 --> 01:17:51,458 - He fucking scratched me! - What ? 856 01:17:51,459 --> 01:17:53,044 - Whistle! - For what ? 857 01:17:53,252 --> 01:17:54,253 He scratched me! 858 01:17:56,172 --> 01:17:58,591 You spend your time to whistle but there, right? 859 01:17:59,884 --> 01:18:01,969 Damn! But whistle! 860 01:18:03,596 --> 01:18:07,183 Damn, you know bad at water polo, stupid. 861 01:18:44,053 --> 01:18:45,054 Back off! 862 01:18:46,013 --> 01:18:47,014 Hey ! 863 01:18:50,143 --> 01:18:51,144 How are you ? 864 01:18:51,394 --> 01:18:52,686 Everything is fine ? 865 01:18:52,687 --> 01:18:55,064 Hey ! Get out of the pool! 866 01:18:56,065 --> 01:18:57,150 Come this way. 867 01:18:59,735 --> 01:19:00,778 Come on, you're going out. 868 01:19:04,866 --> 01:19:07,452 SO ? What happened to you? 869 01:20:52,223 --> 01:20:55,016 TOM LERNER SUMMER EVENING 870 01:20:55,017 --> 01:20:56,727 ENTRANCE 871 01:21:46,068 --> 01:21:48,946 Hey, the first one to pick up a handjob earns 10,000! 872 01:22:01,292 --> 01:22:04,712 The plague in all its splendor. 873 01:22:48,631 --> 01:22:50,674 - Eli! - Yes, friend? 874 01:22:50,675 --> 01:22:51,926 What are you doing ? 875 01:22:54,720 --> 01:22:58,139 Eli, what are you doing? 876 01:22:58,140 --> 01:23:00,475 Well, I dance. 877 01:23:00,476 --> 01:23:03,561 You don't dance because you have no one to dance with. 878 01:23:03,562 --> 01:23:05,480 Yes, I dance with Boopy. 879 01:23:05,481 --> 01:23:07,942 She doesn't care about the plague. 880 01:23:08,609 --> 01:23:09,610 Huh, Boopy? 881 01:23:10,569 --> 01:23:11,570 Hey ! 882 01:23:11,862 --> 01:23:13,864 Stop! What are you doing ? 883 01:23:15,449 --> 01:23:16,450 But... 884 01:23:18,285 --> 01:23:21,038 Why did you do that? Why did you do that? 885 01:23:24,166 --> 01:23:25,167 Eli! 886 01:23:26,293 --> 01:23:28,087 Eli! Wait! Listen to me! 887 01:23:29,505 --> 01:23:30,506 Eli! 888 01:23:30,715 --> 01:23:31,966 Eli! Wait! 889 01:23:33,134 --> 01:23:34,176 Please. 890 01:23:35,344 --> 01:23:37,138 Where are you going? Come back! Wait! 891 01:23:39,223 --> 01:23:40,224 Eli! 892 01:23:46,439 --> 01:23:48,274 You know what it is, your problem? 893 01:23:49,817 --> 01:23:51,110 You're not making any effort. 894 01:23:52,361 --> 01:23:54,988 You think that you can be yourself 895 01:23:54,989 --> 01:23:57,032 and don't care of what others think. 896 01:23:58,117 --> 01:23:59,409 But that works 897 01:23:59,410 --> 01:24:02,413 that if you have a personality which pleases others. 898 01:24:03,789 --> 01:24:06,333 Eli! Your personality pleases to anyone. 899 01:24:06,876 --> 01:24:07,960 Nobody! 900 01:24:09,962 --> 01:24:12,006 Look at me, I'm talking to you! 901 01:24:13,048 --> 01:24:14,758 Hey ! Watching people in the eyes, 902 01:24:14,759 --> 01:24:16,135 you don’t know? 903 01:24:16,886 --> 01:24:19,764 What the fuck is that? your problem? 904 01:24:20,890 --> 01:24:23,725 One day, you're going to have to grow up, 905 01:24:23,726 --> 01:24:25,769 and that you understand it's time to behave 906 01:24:25,770 --> 01:24:27,312 like a human being! 907 01:24:27,313 --> 01:24:30,356 Or are you going to spend the rest of your shitty life 908 01:24:30,357 --> 01:24:31,776 without friends, all alone! 909 01:24:32,485 --> 01:24:33,652 Is that what you want? 910 01:24:34,737 --> 01:24:36,989 Look at me! Is that what you want? 911 01:25:23,619 --> 01:25:26,080 Eli, this isn't funny. 912 01:26:07,997 --> 01:26:08,998 Come on ! Get on! 913 01:26:09,790 --> 01:26:10,791 Okay. 914 01:26:12,418 --> 01:26:14,712 - It's going to be okay, right? - Go back inside, Ben. 915 01:26:15,379 --> 01:26:18,214 - But it's going to be okay, right? - Well! Go back inside! 916 01:26:18,215 --> 01:26:19,675 It's going to be fucking okay.