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{\an8}♪ Do you wanna get down? ♪
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♪ Get down on it ♪
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♪ Come on and ♪
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♪ If you really want it ♪
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- ♪ Get down on it ♪
- ♪ You gotta feel it ♪
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- ♪ Get down on it ♪
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- ♪ Baby, baby ♪
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♪ Get down on it ♪
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♪ I say people ♪
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- ♪ What? ♪
- ♪ What you gonna do? ♪
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♪ You gotta get on the groove ♪
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♪ If you want your body to move ♪
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- ♪ Tell me, baby ♪
- ♪ Get down on it ♪
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- ♪ Get down on it ♪
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- ♪ Get down on it ♪
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Get down on it ♪
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♪ You move me, baby, when you move ♪
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- ♪ Get down on it ♪
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♪ Get down on it ♪
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You anxious?
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Never.
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The good news is,
I think Dennis is gonna get moved up.
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Soon.
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And once he gets moved,
then I can move up, and--
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Yeah. That's a lot of moving up
for $3 more an hour.
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- It's going to be okay.
- Yeah, I-I know, baby.
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I-I just think I spun a little bit
when I heard about the rent increase, so--
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Baby,
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it's going to be okay.
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I don't wanna lose this place.
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We won't.
- We can't.
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You know,
Louie will have to transfer schools,
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and he only just started making friends.
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He'd make new friends.
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Maybe.
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He's kind of an asshole.
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- Tina.
- I-I'm just saying.
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His track record is not good.
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It isn't good, is it?
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No, it's bad.
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Do me a favor.
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Don't panic yet.
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You'll tell me when to panic?
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I will most certainly tell you
when to panic.
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Hey, mama.
- Hey.
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Good. How's the knee?
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You know me. I never complain.
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Stop.
- Tina.
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Can I talk to you for a minute?
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Sure. Okay.
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I'll talk to you later.
- All right. Mm-hmm.
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Trust me. No one wanted it
to come to this,
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but it's the reality
of the current climate.
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Um, you've all been wonderful stewards
of the company,
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and we thank you
for your years of service.
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Parting ways is never easy,
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but I think you'll find with time that...
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I love you.
I love you.
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How was work?
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Same old, same old.
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Louie, dinner's ready.
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Get your ass in here!
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You up?
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Mmm.
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Can I tell you something?
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Of course.
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I lost my job.
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What happened?
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They cut everyone back.
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I'm so sorry, honey.
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I'm gonna find another job tomorrow.
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Everything will be okay.
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Louie, turn that shit off!
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♪ Begin to breathe ♪
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♪ Begin to speak ♪
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♪ Do you know what? ♪
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♪ I love you better now ♪
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Hi.
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Can I leave my résumé?
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Um, you could just apply on LinkedIn.
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It'll be easier.
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And what's amazing about this job
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is there's literally no limit
to how much you can earn.
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It all depends on you
and how hard you're willing to work.
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Full disclosure,
I made $100,000 last year.
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Now, you putting money in up front, but
that's just to get you started selling.
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But that's your commitment to yourself,
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and it's a promise that you're gonna give
this job everything you got.
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Now, five years ago, my bus card expired.
I was walking down the street.
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I came in here,
and that day my life changed.
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Louie, enough!
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Hi. Uh...
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Can I leave my résumé?
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We'll definitely keep it on file.
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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You know Diego's cousin
who has the moving company?
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I guess they double-booked jobs
this weekend,
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so they need another guy.
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He said it would be 800 bucks,
maybe more if the family tip well.
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How do you get two jobs
and I can't find one?
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My lucky day, I guess.
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Do you think Diego's cousin
is handing out any more work?
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Maybe something for a washed-up old lady.
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A beautiful young woman.
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♪ Do you know what? ♪
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♪ I love you better now ♪
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♪ I'm falling ♪
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Hi.
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Can I help you with anything?
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Uh, no. Just if you're hiring?
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Oh, we're not, unfortunately.
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But let me know
if you wanna look at anything around here.
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- Okay. Um, but can I leave my résumé?
- Oh, we're not hiring, but thanks.
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- Yeah, let me know if you need help, okay?
- Okay.
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♪ Do you know what? ♪
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♪ I love you better now ♪
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What are you thinking about?
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I sit on my ass every day
not contributing shit, and it's, like--
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Honey, it's been two weeks.
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I know, but I'm not this way.
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I like working.
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I like routine.
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I get it, baby. I do.
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Yeah, but you get to go to work.
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Mm-hmm.
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T, I'm a doorman.
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I get to open doors for people.
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Yeah, well, I don't get to open shit.
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Hey, mama.
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Yeah, you still selling Avon?
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Uh, are you still doing that para job
for the special ed?
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No, I'm fine.
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I-- I-I just wanted to know
if you were still watching those twins.
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Okay, I worked at Filene's
right out of high school,
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so I know department stores.
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Oh, no. For sure.
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Just let me know if you hear anything.
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Just let me know if any shifts open up.
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Let me know if anything opens.
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♪ I'll tell my father ♪
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♪ I'll tell my loved ones ♪
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♪ I'll tell my brothers ♪
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♪ How much I love them ♪
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So the role
is mostly processing time sheets
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and approving everything for payroll.
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Plus managing shift schedules,
that sort of thing.
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Yeah, that's exactly what I did
at my last job, so it's perfect.
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Amazing.
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Let me grab some paperwork for you to
fill out, and we'll set up an interview.
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- Do you have references on here?
- Mm-hmm.
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Mmm. Do you have your BA?
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Like from college?
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I'm so sorry.
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They're actually
really strict about that here.
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I know it's super annoying,
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but they always
try to promote from within,
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so all the new hires have to have degrees
for, like, leadership potential.
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But-- But I did this exact job,
like, for 15 years.
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- No, for sure.
- So...
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I'm sorry.
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Maybe you could try night school?
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Would definitely help with the job hunt.
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Yeah, maybe.
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Mmm. Thanks for coming in.
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Mm-hmm.
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Louie, what did I say
about those cartoons? Turn it down!
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Oh, thank fuck.
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Thanks, baby.
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I got a really good feeling
about this interview.
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I know this is gonna be the one. I--
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Breathe, mama.
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I know you're being sweet...
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but I know we're in trouble,
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and I really need this, you know?
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Did I fail you?
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No, baby.
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No.
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Remember when we were 20?
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Yeah.
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Was it scary like this?
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Yeah.
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Different scary, but, yeah.
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Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
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I never want you to worry, baby.
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I know.
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I know, baby.
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Good luck.
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Thank you.
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Hi.
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I'm here for the open interview hour.
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That's canceled.
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They hired someone yesterday.
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Yeah, but I applied on LinkedIn.
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- I got an email yesterday, so--
- Oh, yeah.
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Uh, maybe, but there's no job.
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Sorry.
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Are you sure...
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You sure-- Just--
Maybe you could check, please?
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Yeah. I-I checked. Uh...
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It-- There's no job. I'm-I'm sorry.
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Okay, um--
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Well, then, uh,
you should take that post down.
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Like, right away, you know?
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People can get their hopes up.
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And it's like false advertising,
or whatever, you know?
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Okay. I'll tell them.
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Great.
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Great.
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And-And you know
what else you could tell them?
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Fuck you.
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Oh, wow.
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Fuck.
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Fuck.
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All right!
What are we doing today, handsome?
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...hot and sweet, two fries and a Coca-Cola?
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Yeah. I got you, I got you.
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Hot and sweet. Fries and Coke.
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Marty.
- Two sweet, no name.
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Miss. Hey, miss,
you cannot smoke in here anymore.
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Yes, you.
- Marty's up!
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- Marty--
- I got two sweet with no name.
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Fries and a Coke.
Two hot and sweet, fries and a Coke.
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Yeah, that's 21.50.
Jasmine, your order's up!
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Thank you. Yeah.
- You really think I'm handsome?
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You're a perfect ten.
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- All right, mamacita, what can I get you?
- Uh, just a cup of coffee.
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- That's it?
- Just coffee.
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- What do you want? Black? Dunkin' style?
- Black. Black.
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Mark. Mark. Mark.
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Mark the narc. Thank you, Mark, thank you.
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- You got beard guy ready?
- Beard guy's coming right now.
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Here you go. One black coffee.
That's on me.
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Order for--
Marty!
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- Order for beard guy.
- Thank you.
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Marty! Marty!
- Fuck you. I'm giving your shit away.
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Here you go, my love.
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- That's for you, young lady.
- Thank you.
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You're welcome.
That's on us.
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- What's this?
- That's an Italian beef sandwich.
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What's an Italian beef? Um--
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- Uh, you know what a French dip is?
- Yeah.
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That's an Italian dip.
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Okay.
- I hope you like it.
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I'm Richie.
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I'm Tina. Thank you, Richie.
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Nice to meet you.
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Enjoy.
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All right. Yo, Nike Air, let's rock!
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You waiting for a formal invitation?
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One more. Up.
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There we go, Abraham.
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Oh, a number seven?
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Number seven for this narc-looking
motherfucker over here.
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You want a number seven,
go to fucking McDonald's, guy. All right?
260
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Go. Yeah.
261
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:01,747
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Get the fuck out of this place.
262
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,668
Shit, dude. Okay.
263
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,421
You need to be in a power stance, bro.
264
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,924
You're never gonna clear this level
if you're not in a power stance.
265
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,175
But I got the golden cock.
266
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:16,011
Yeah, the wizard's gonna
knock that shit off, dum-dum.
267
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:18,806
You gonna help with the napkins
or is that, like, what you're doing here?
268
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:21,391
Yeah, after I see the wizard?
Neil!
269
00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:23,977
"Can I do it after I see the wizard?
270
00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:26,313
I wanna do it after I see the wizard."
271
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:27,397
Yo, Neil.
- Yeah?
272
00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:29,066
We got a full line here.
What are you doing?
273
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:30,901
You fucking around?
I'm about to see the wizard.
274
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:32,319
"The wizard."
Word?
275
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:34,196
Yeah.
- Yo, Chi-Chi, take register.
276
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,489
I feel it coming.
277
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:38,408
Dude, there's literally
zero chance he clears this level.
278
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:40,160
Yeah, there's a strong probability.
279
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,579
There's no fucking--
Probability is like gravity, Fak.
280
00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:45,165
And you cannot negotiate with gravity!
281
00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:47,000
Booyakasha!
Come on, now!
282
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,961
Come on, now.
283
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:54,675
Ooh!
284
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,593
I'm such a loser!
You fucking retard!
285
00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:58,637
Yo, come on!
Retard!
286
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,222
You should call your mom.
Yeah!
287
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,807
Call your mom,
tell her you're dead.
288
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:02,891
Yeah, right.
289
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:05,477
I'm alive. Get off of me!
- Hey, Cousin. Cousin.
290
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:07,521
Stop it!
- Hey, what did you say to that lady?
291
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:11,108
I didn't say anything.
I gave her a free sandwich.
292
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:12,442
She's really crying.
293
00:19:12,442 --> 00:19:14,611
Yeah, 'cause you're so bad
at this fucking game.
294
00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:16,196
Yeah. Well, I'm sad too now.
295
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:17,281
Yeah, you are sad.
296
00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:19,449
You're sad.
297
00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:21,118
You gotta tell her
she's gotta stop crying.
298
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,537
- Fuck do I gotta say that?
- She's gonna scare all the regulars.
299
00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:25,455
And what do you want me to say?
300
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:27,207
- I don't know. You know...
- What?
301
00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:29,251
Be a gentleman, Cousin.
Just fucking tell her.
302
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:30,919
- Tell her what?
- She can't be crying in here.
303
00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:32,754
- Should I say that?
- She cannot be crying in here.
304
00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:34,590
Impart that little gem
of fucking empathy, dude?
305
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:35,757
She can't be crying here.
306
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:37,843
You're a fucking barbarian.
Go cover the line.
307
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,344
Fak, can you help?
- Yeah.
308
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,805
Yeah? Could you be of service
and just go help?
309
00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:42,931
Oh...
310
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,699
Sandwich really that bad?
311
00:20:01,825 --> 00:20:04,912
Um, no. I'm-- I'm just...
312
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:05,996
I'm fine.
313
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:07,080
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
314
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:11,084
I don't know, 'cause I saw you before.
315
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:13,837
It looked like you were crying.
316
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,548
I don't think I was really crying.
317
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:20,177
I don't know. You
looked like you were really crying to me.
318
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:21,929
Yeah, but not, like, sobbing.
319
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:24,014
Not sobbing?
All right, I'll give you that.
320
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:27,935
You weren't sobbing,
but I think you were crying.
321
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,022
Kinda.
322
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:35,609
Bad day, huh?
323
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,028
Worst.
Yeah.
324
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:40,155
You?
325
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:45,535
Um, I don't know. I'd say, like,
kind of normal, average shitty.
326
00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:48,330
Yeah, I know it.
327
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,832
How crazy would it be if you, like,
didn't know it?
328
00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:53,752
You know? Like, if that--
if that wasn't the baseline.
329
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:55,963
Yeah, then I wouldn't be human.
330
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,965
Exactly.
331
00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:59,049
Uh.
332
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,218
Can I go first?
333
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:03,720
Please. Yeah.
Yeah?
334
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,555
All right. Sit?
335
00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:07,391
Sit. Yeah.
Yeah?
336
00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:12,729
We got this toilet back there that, like--
I mean, the thing's possessed.
337
00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:15,816
It just keeps fucking exploding?
338
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:18,902
It's like-- It's like,
equal parts depressing and disgusting.
339
00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:21,488
And, like, all the floor around it
is totally rotting.
340
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:22,823
So that's, like--
341
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,700
I don't know. That's a solid number one.
342
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:27,286
Number two is, uh, delivery company.
343
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,121
The delivery guy, he changed our terms.
344
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:32,874
We went from a net 45 to a net 30
which just, like, sucks, you know?
345
00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:35,544
'Cause I was about to ask him
if we could move to a net 60.
346
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,379
So instead of having
that lovely conversation,
347
00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:39,214
now we got to talk about a payment plan.
348
00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:41,216
And I guess number three on...
349
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:45,304
Number three on just, like, sort of
a general, kinda, like, macro level,
350
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,389
we just-- we don't have
enough people working here.
351
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:50,767
So, the people that are here are just
kind of getting shitty towards each other
352
00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:52,728
because we are, like,
constantly fucking rocked.
353
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:57,316
So, like, I don't know,
the-- the general vibe just sucks.
354
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,651
And, yeah, I guess that makes me sad.
355
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:03,697
Hmm. Is there a number four?
356
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:04,865
Uh.
357
00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:07,451
I can't remember
the last time I went to bed.
358
00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:08,535
You know?
359
00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:11,288
How about, uh, you go?
360
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,960
Uh, one, my landlord raised our rent...
Yeah.
361
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:20,297
- ...by, like, a lot, which is problematic.
- Okay.
362
00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:24,634
Two, my husband has been waiting
for a promotion for years
363
00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:25,969
that's probably not coming.
364
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:29,473
Uh, three, I lost my job.
365
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:33,810
Four, I've been applying for every job
in the city, and I can't get arrested.
366
00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:39,191
Five, I'm 46 years old.
367
00:22:41,818 --> 00:22:42,819
Oh, boy.
368
00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:44,321
Yeah.
369
00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:46,656
Is there a-- there a number six?
370
00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:52,329
I also can't remember
the last time I went to bed.
371
00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:53,413
Yeah?
372
00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:57,167
All right. Well, you feel better?
373
00:22:58,585 --> 00:23:01,088
- Not really.
- Not even a little fucking bit.
374
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:03,715
Yeah. Yeah.
375
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,467
Well, we tried, right?
376
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:06,551
Yeah.
377
00:23:11,264 --> 00:23:12,265
Check that out.
378
00:23:15,977 --> 00:23:17,229
What the hell is that?
379
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:19,147
I have no idea.
380
00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:20,232
No, my, uh--
381
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:24,403
my baby brother, he's-- he's a chef.
382
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,488
Oh, fancy.
Yeah.
383
00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:27,614
He's, um--
384
00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:29,366
He's the shit.
385
00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:30,450
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
386
00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:32,452
You, um--
387
00:23:32,452 --> 00:23:34,371
You ever know somebody who, like,
388
00:23:34,871 --> 00:23:37,374
knows exactly what it is in this world
that they wanna do?
389
00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:39,793
Like, fucking knows it,
and not only do they know it,
390
00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:41,878
but they're really fucking good at it.
391
00:23:41,878 --> 00:23:43,630
Mmm. That sounds like a dream.
392
00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:47,717
I'm telling you, I-I genuinely
really think that that is the dream.
393
00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:49,219
Hmm.
394
00:23:50,053 --> 00:23:51,221
This a family business?
395
00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:52,305
Eh.
396
00:23:52,305 --> 00:23:54,641
You know, my-- my old man, he opened it.
397
00:23:54,641 --> 00:23:56,393
He also ran it into the ground.
398
00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:59,938
He just, like,
has a giant stack of unpaid bills.
399
00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:01,815
He took one look and he split, you know?
400
00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:04,067
He hightailed it.
Ran for the hills, never came back.
401
00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:05,777
Mmm. They'll do that.
402
00:24:05,777 --> 00:24:06,862
What, bills?
403
00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:09,448
Dads.
Yeah. Amen to that.
404
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:12,033
So, do you like the work?
405
00:24:12,033 --> 00:24:13,118
Um.
406
00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:16,204
I-I don't know. I mean, I--
I like the people.
407
00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:18,999
Okay, but do you like the work?
408
00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:23,670
I definitely do not like
never not being fucked.
409
00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:28,091
You know? I-- I don't like that you gotta
make enough money every single day
410
00:24:28,091 --> 00:24:29,509
just to pay for yesterday.
411
00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:31,845
I don't like it when, uh--
you know, shit happens.
412
00:24:31,845 --> 00:24:34,931
The oven breaks
or the sewer line backs up.
413
00:24:34,931 --> 00:24:38,018
I don't like it when the delivery company
forgets fucking onions, you know?
414
00:24:38,018 --> 00:24:39,603
But, yeah. No, I do. I--
415
00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:43,064
I-- I like the people, you know?
416
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:44,566
Mmm.
417
00:24:45,108 --> 00:24:46,943
Then I guess that's why people do it.
418
00:24:46,943 --> 00:24:48,945
Do what?
- Open restaurants.
419
00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:50,697
Eh.
Yeah?
420
00:24:50,697 --> 00:24:52,532
I don't know. I mean, I know it, like--
421
00:24:52,532 --> 00:24:54,117
I know it, like, sounds like bullshit,
422
00:24:54,117 --> 00:24:56,786
but I think that, like,
if you really consider,
423
00:24:56,786 --> 00:24:58,246
you know, like, the-the--
424
00:24:58,246 --> 00:25:00,248
the special moments,
you know, of your life--
425
00:25:00,248 --> 00:25:03,627
like celebrations, good times,
you know, cheer--
426
00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:07,756
I feel like, you know, they always happen
around food, you know?
427
00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:08,840
You believe that?
428
00:25:11,301 --> 00:25:14,304
Yeah. I-- I think I am starting to.
429
00:25:14,804 --> 00:25:15,889
Okay.
- Yeah.
430
00:25:16,389 --> 00:25:17,807
Sure.
- Yeah.
431
00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:23,230
So if you could do anything,
what would be your dream job?
432
00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:25,857
Fuck. I-- I don't know. You?
433
00:25:25,857 --> 00:25:28,610
I don't think I have a dream job.
434
00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:30,278
I'm not that good at anything, so--
435
00:25:30,278 --> 00:25:32,948
Yeah. I mean, I think I'm pretty good
at a lot of things,
436
00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:35,617
but I'm not, like,
stellar at any one thing.
437
00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:37,369
I think that's most of us.
Yeah.
438
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:39,496
I remember when I was a kid,
I went on this field trip.
439
00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:41,164
I don't remember what it was fucking for,
440
00:25:41,164 --> 00:25:43,250
but I remember we went into
this old building, you know?
441
00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:45,835
Like, beautiful. Like, proper art deco.
442
00:25:45,835 --> 00:25:49,422
And on every single floor it was, like,
a different business, you know?
443
00:25:49,422 --> 00:25:51,424
It was all official.
444
00:25:51,424 --> 00:25:56,096
You know, people working in suits
and dresses and, like, doing their thing.
445
00:25:56,096 --> 00:25:57,806
And...
446
00:25:57,806 --> 00:26:01,893
I remember thinking, like, this building,
it's like a building of dreams, you know?
447
00:26:01,893 --> 00:26:03,478
What kind of dreams?
448
00:26:03,478 --> 00:26:06,398
Well, if-if you think about,
like, every single one of those people,
449
00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:07,983
they had, like, one dream, right?
450
00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:11,820
And that led them to that building and
then to that floor and then to that job.
451
00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:13,863
And it was just, like-- You know?
452
00:26:13,863 --> 00:26:16,366
Mmm. So it was inspiring.
453
00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:19,828
No. I mean, dude,
it was totally fucking depressing.
454
00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:21,871
- I mean, it killed me.
- How come?
455
00:26:21,871 --> 00:26:22,956
I just-- I don't know.
456
00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:24,541
I mean, I'm a kid, and I'm there,
457
00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:27,460
and I'm like,
"Well, that shit ain't happening to me."
458
00:26:28,628 --> 00:26:29,629
You know, I knew--
459
00:26:30,213 --> 00:26:33,300
I knew I was gonna get,
like, skipped, you know?
460
00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:35,635
Like-- I had shit to do, you know?
461
00:26:35,635 --> 00:26:38,388
I had people to take care of.
And I knew that, like--
462
00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:42,309
I don't know. Like,
that dream shit-- Pfft, you know, just...
463
00:26:43,351 --> 00:26:45,645
You know, wasn't gonna happen to me.
464
00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:56,823
I was there for 15 years.
465
00:26:57,824 --> 00:26:59,492
At the place that fired me.
466
00:27:00,827 --> 00:27:02,037
That's brutal.
467
00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:04,039
Mmm. Brutal.
468
00:27:04,539 --> 00:27:07,042
And when I'm applying for all these jobs...
Yeah.
469
00:27:07,542 --> 00:27:09,210
...it's all kids. Right?
470
00:27:09,210 --> 00:27:10,545
They look like kids.
471
00:27:10,545 --> 00:27:12,297
Dude, is that not the fucking worst?
472
00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:13,381
Yeah.
473
00:27:13,381 --> 00:27:17,886
But also beautiful, you know?
474
00:27:17,886 --> 00:27:19,471
Why? How so?
475
00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:22,223
- They seem, like, hungry, you know?
- Yeah.
476
00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:24,059
And...
477
00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:28,229
And I was thinking to myself, like,
maybe I lost that in myself.
478
00:27:28,229 --> 00:27:29,481
- Yeah.
- You know?
479
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:32,984
Like, I get anxious to pay the rent.
480
00:27:32,984 --> 00:27:36,655
Like, to pay for groceries,
like, real shit, right?
481
00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:42,243
And I was thinking it would be real easy
for me to get really angry at these kids.
482
00:27:42,243 --> 00:27:45,747
Like, "Fuck them kids.
They don't know shit."
483
00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:49,084
They haven't been through nothing,
they don't know real stress.
484
00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:52,837
But I'm also like...
485
00:27:54,839 --> 00:27:57,509
"I would give anything
to be one of them motherfuckers."
486
00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,803
Ah, dude.
487
00:27:59,803 --> 00:28:01,388
So fucking true.
488
00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:03,973
I'm jealous as fuck.
489
00:28:03,973 --> 00:28:05,308
Yo!
490
00:28:05,308 --> 00:28:07,894
Like, as fuck. Yeah.
Oh, shit.
491
00:28:07,894 --> 00:28:11,314
It's comedic how hard it's been...
Mmm.
492
00:28:11,314 --> 00:28:12,982
...for me to find anything, man.
493
00:28:12,982 --> 00:28:15,568
I'll clean a dish, I'll wash a floor.
Mmm.
494
00:28:16,277 --> 00:28:18,446
I'll sell some bullshit, you know?
495
00:28:18,446 --> 00:28:20,782
I gotta cover this ass, right?
496
00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:25,245
I don't need to be inspired.
497
00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:28,164
I don't need to be impassioned.
I don't need to make magic.
498
00:28:28,164 --> 00:28:30,750
I don't need to save the world, you know?
499
00:28:31,584 --> 00:28:32,585
I just--
500
00:28:33,086 --> 00:28:36,089
I just wanna feed my kid, you know?
501
00:28:36,089 --> 00:28:37,340
Amen.
502
00:28:38,508 --> 00:28:40,009
Amen, man.
503
00:28:40,009 --> 00:28:42,095
Just give me a routine.
504
00:28:42,595 --> 00:28:43,596
I'm in.
505
00:28:48,435 --> 00:28:49,978
Okay. Uh.
506
00:28:50,895 --> 00:28:54,566
Listen, you-you might totally throw
that fucking sandwich in my face,
507
00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:57,152
and-and, like, have at it, all right?
508
00:28:57,152 --> 00:29:00,238
'Cause I'm just gonna say,
full disclosure, this place--
509
00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:02,323
Like, this fucking place, it sucks.
510
00:29:02,323 --> 00:29:05,744
Like, it sucks. It's, like, you go home,
and you fucking smell it, you know?
511
00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,078
And it's, like, insane.
512
00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:09,914
And there's so much fucking yelling here.
513
00:29:09,914 --> 00:29:13,585
But, I swear to you,
there are days that it is so much fun.
514
00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:14,919
Like, it is so much fun.
515
00:29:14,919 --> 00:29:17,630
And-And the pay is shit, right?
516
00:29:17,630 --> 00:29:20,717
But there are days we make a rack
of fucking tips, and it's like--
517
00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:23,636
- It feels fucking good, you know?
- Mm-hmm.
518
00:29:23,636 --> 00:29:24,721
So...
519
00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:26,806
Uh...
520
00:29:28,683 --> 00:29:30,185
What are you asking me?
521
00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:33,646
I need a new line cook.
522
00:29:34,147 --> 00:29:35,148
Yeah?
523
00:29:35,148 --> 00:29:36,232
Yeah.
524
00:29:36,733 --> 00:29:39,736
I have an actual--
I have an actual résumé.
525
00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:41,488
What the fuck am I gonna do with a résumé?
526
00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:43,406
I'll go clean the toilet
with the fucking résumé.
527
00:29:43,406 --> 00:29:45,241
I don't need a résumé. I talked to you.
Yo!
528
00:29:45,241 --> 00:29:47,368
What? You know? What do you think?
Yo, Cousin!
529
00:29:47,368 --> 00:29:49,120
Michael! Soda machine's fucked up again.
530
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,538
Dude, I fucking heard you!
531
00:29:50,538 --> 00:29:52,499
Shut the fuck up!
532
00:29:52,999 --> 00:29:54,000
So you see that?
533
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,044
It's basically like that, like,
all the fucking time.
534
00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:58,213
Yo, Cousin, what did you say?
- For fuck's sake.
535
00:29:58,213 --> 00:30:00,215
Let me go deal
with this motherfucker, all right?
536
00:30:00,215 --> 00:30:02,342
Uh, look, thank you.
Think about it, all right?
537
00:30:02,342 --> 00:30:04,427
I'm Tina Marrero, by the way. Hey.
538
00:30:04,427 --> 00:30:05,929
Hey. Michael Berzatto.
Okay.
539
00:30:05,929 --> 00:30:07,013
And think--
Michael!
540
00:30:07,013 --> 00:30:09,349
I-I appreciated the conversation.
The soda, Michael.
541
00:30:09,349 --> 00:30:12,101
Me too. Thank you, man.
- Like-- Yeah. Enjoy your sandwich.
542
00:30:12,101 --> 00:30:13,853
I will.
- Think about it. I'm right in there.
543
00:30:13,853 --> 00:30:16,439
All right, Michael.
- Dude, honestly. Like, why?
544
00:30:16,439 --> 00:30:18,942
Dude-- It's just the same shit, guys.
545
00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:21,528
- Just fucking use an indoor voice.
- Shit.
546
00:30:22,445 --> 00:30:23,530
I only have one.
547
00:30:24,030 --> 00:30:25,031
What?
548
00:30:27,992 --> 00:30:28,993
Mmm...
549
00:30:30,203 --> 00:30:31,663
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
550
00:30:58,982 --> 00:31:01,317
Mmm. Smells good.
551
00:31:01,317 --> 00:31:03,069
It's almost ready.
552
00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:05,989
How'd it go?
553
00:31:06,739 --> 00:31:07,740
Great.
554
00:31:08,491 --> 00:31:09,868
Nice.
555
00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:39,439
♪ Got this happy feeling ♪
556
00:31:41,357 --> 00:31:43,192
♪ Deep inside of me ♪
557
00:31:45,028 --> 00:31:47,363
♪ What else can I do, girl? ♪
558
00:31:47,363 --> 00:31:51,284
♪ But love you, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
559
00:31:52,368 --> 00:31:55,830
♪ What else can I do
If I'm in love with you? ♪
560
00:31:55,830 --> 00:31:57,957
♪ You're always on my mind ♪
561
00:31:59,834 --> 00:32:02,003
♪ Help me understand, girl ♪
562
00:32:02,003 --> 00:32:05,673
♪ It is you, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
563
00:32:05,673 --> 00:32:06,591
♪ Whoo! ♪
564
00:32:07,133 --> 00:32:08,760
♪ Got this happy feeling ♪
565
00:32:10,678 --> 00:32:12,472
♪ Deep inside of me ♪
566
00:32:14,390 --> 00:32:16,601
♪ What else can I do, girl? ♪
567
00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:20,355
♪ Love you ♪
568
00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:21,564
♪ All right ♪
569
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:25,360
♪ Got this happy feeling deep inside ♪
570
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:26,945
♪ And how bout you ♪
571
00:32:27,987 --> 00:32:31,074
♪ Listen, listen, listen to me, girl ♪
572
00:32:31,074 --> 00:32:35,161
♪ I love you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
573
00:32:36,913 --> 00:32:38,164
♪ All right ♪
574
00:32:38,915 --> 00:32:43,086
♪ I got this happy feeling
Deep inside of me ♪
575
00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:46,673
♪ Because my boobie
Is having a little boobie too ♪
576
00:32:50,718 --> 00:32:53,930
♪ Got this happy feeling ♪
577
00:32:54,430 --> 00:32:56,349
♪ Deep inside of me ♪