1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:19,239 Oh, Al... 2 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:22,313 ...you even brushed your teeth. 3 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:26,715 Hey, you're not Al. 4 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,876 Yeah, and you're no Mars bar. 5 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:45,278 A fat woman creatured her way into the shoe store today. 6 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:47,199 Let me guess, Al. 7 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:49,476 She sat down, and then she couldn't get up? 8 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:52,553 No, Peg. That would be you. 9 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:57,753 Oh, honey. I can get up, but why would I? 10 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:00,714 To give the cushions a breather. 11 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:04,552 Anyway, this three-times-a-lady... 12 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:07,479 ...told me that the Kyoto National Bank... 13 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:10,553 ...was buying a new football scoreboard for Polk High. 14 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:15,669 - Oh, much better than a new library. - That's exactly what I said. 15 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:17,918 But the best part is, Peg... 16 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:19,752 ...they're dedicating it... 17 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:22,394 ...to the most famous Polk High football legend. 18 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:26,394 A hint: Four touchdowns in one game. 19 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:30,198 - You? - Well, it's not official yet... 20 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:34,433 ...but who else went to Polk scored four times in one game besides you? 21 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:38,471 Al, why do you think you'd win? 22 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:43,310 I mean, Marcie works at the Kyoto Bank and she hates you more than I do. 23 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:47,269 Oh, hold on, now, Peg. Marcie and I have a lot in common. 24 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:50,510 Wrong house. 25 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:55,474 We both live on the same side of the street. Both married deadbeats. 26 00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:59,195 I eat chicken. She is one. 27 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:05,398 Dad, she's had you arrested over 20 times... 28 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:08,108 ...and you call her "the little neighbor boy." 29 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:11,792 Pet name. Listen, Bud. 30 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:15,032 I want you to go over there and pick up that unsightly trash... 31 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:16,832 ...that's accumulating on her yard. 32 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:19,436 Dad, you threw it there. 33 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:23,075 You wanna talk to me a little bit outside? 34 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:24,753 Fine. 35 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,636 Just do it. 36 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:33,753 Didn't I tell you to-- 37 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:38,039 That you are the most attractive, vibrant woman I have ever seen. 38 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:40,512 Wrong house. 39 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:43,229 He thinks you're here about the scoreboard. 40 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:47,155 - Well, as a matter of fact, I am. - I told you, Peg. 41 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,672 The nominating committee... 42 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:53,190 ...wants to dedicate the new Polk High football scoreboard... 43 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,231 ...to you, Al. 44 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,515 What a surprise. 45 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:03,999 Well, before you brush off your good underwear... 46 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:08,151 ...there is still one obstacle that lies between you... 47 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:10,550 ...and the eternal happiness you seek. 48 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:12,553 You heard her, Peg. Get out. 49 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:16,392 Not her, Al. 50 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:18,039 Me. 51 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:21,154 You know, Marcie, I used to call you a chicken... 52 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:22,674 ...but in this light... 53 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:26,316 ...you look more like the stately peacock. 54 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:29,159 Save it. 55 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:31,994 I told that committee that there had to be... 56 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:34,834 ...a better football player that came out of Polk. 57 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:37,640 So they've given me 24 hours to find one. 58 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:40,997 They can give you 24 lifetimes, and a new set of tail feathers. 59 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:43,470 You'll never be able to find a better one. 60 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:48,748 Maybe so. 61 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,753 But I will not rest until someone else's name... 62 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:54,190 ...is on that scoreboard. 63 00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:59,357 I finished cleaning up the D'Arcys' yard. 64 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,478 - Where you want me to put this? - Put it back where you found it. 65 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:08,431 Before you throw it over the fence, light it on fire. 66 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:19,910 Here, Mr. D'Arcy. Here are all the yearbooks... 67 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,236 ...from my senior years in high school. 68 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:28,156 Well, thanks, Kelly. So far we found only one football player... 69 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:31,272 ...in Polk High history who can hold a candle to your father. 70 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:32,999 He's trying to reach him now. 71 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:35,879 Yeah, is Scooter MacPhee there? 72 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:39,040 He is not? He's where? 73 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:41,840 Leavenworth? That's great. 74 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:45,114 I mean, it's great that he's off the streets. Bye-bye. 75 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:48,276 Jefferson, he killed a whole mess of people. 76 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:50,795 He won't be out for months. 77 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:54,074 That scoreboard is mine. 78 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:57,597 Congratulations. 79 00:05:57,840 --> 00:05:59,478 Oh, Daddy, this is so great. 80 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:03,156 It's kind of like a real father getting a promotion. 81 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:04,834 Only better, pumpkin. 82 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:08,350 Because I may not have a lot of money or a job I can stand... 83 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,955 ...or people I wanna come home to... 84 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:13,555 ...but now I'm going to have a scoreboard... 85 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:15,313 ...that proudly bears my name. 86 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:17,755 See, that's my legacy, pumpkin. 87 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:21,197 And when I'm gone, and I hope it's soon... 88 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:24,433 ...you can look up and say, "That fine-looking scoreboard... 89 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:27,757 - ...is dedicated to--" - Terry Bradshaw. 90 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,831 Terry Brad-- 91 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:32,911 Terry Bradshaw? 92 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,993 I never had no nickname Terry Bradshaw. 93 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:40,550 Not you, you chin strap. 94 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:46,315 I mean Super Bowl champion and Hall of Fame quarterback... 95 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:48,232 ...Terry Bradshaw. 96 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:49,959 What are you talking about? 97 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:52,031 Terry Bradshaw never went to Polk High. 98 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:55,590 He did for two months in 1965. 99 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:59,232 Just long enough to join the chess club... 100 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:02,830 ...and play Glinda in The Wizard of Oz. 101 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:08,915 That is Bradshaw, right between that munchkin and Dorothy. 102 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:10,149 Look at that. 103 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:13,115 Why are you doing this to me, Marcie? 104 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:18,275 Because God's on vacation, and he asked me to fill in. 105 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:22,876 Oh, don't worry, Al, we still want you to come to the ceremony... 106 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:27,073 ...and if you don't mind, would you wear this T-shirt? 107 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:29,754 It would be an inspiration to all the students. 108 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:41,515 Daddy, this is an outrage. 109 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:46,072 This is just like the time that Odie stole Garfield's lasagne. 110 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:50,435 Now, he earned that lasagne, and you earned that scoreboard. 111 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:51,868 Do you know what? 112 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:55,231 All he had for dinner was cold cat food. 113 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:57,917 I don't want that to happen to you, Daddy. 114 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:00,680 I'm gonna go out there and get that scoreboard for you... 115 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:03,434 ...and nothing is gonna stand in my way. 116 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:07,957 We're trapped. 117 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:15,959 Watch this, Jefferson. 118 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:18,348 Push, sweetheart. 119 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:33,837 Thank you, Daddy. Gotta go. 120 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:42,991 Quiet on the set. 121 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:47,599 And action. 122 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:52,192 I'm Terry Bradshaw for Kyoto National Bank. 123 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:56,752 Give me a K, give me a Y, give me an O-T-O. 124 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:01,278 - And what does it spell? - I have no idea. 125 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:03,751 Cut! 126 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:11,191 It spells "Kyoto," you home entertainment center. 127 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:15,752 I'm sorry, Terry. I'll get another girl down here who can spell. 128 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:19,630 - You do, I'm walking. - Alrighty. 129 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:22,276 We're on a five. 130 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,909 Terry, I'll get makeup in here to give you a touchup. 131 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:26,593 Excuse me for a few minutes. 132 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:29,559 I've got a lot to do before tomorrow's dedication... 133 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:34,078 ...and unlike you, I don't have anyone on the sidelines calling in the plays. 134 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:38,957 I called my own plays. 135 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:40,553 That was Staubach. 136 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:43,758 I beat him in the Super Bowl twice. 137 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:55,471 Brad Clayshaw? 138 00:09:58,120 --> 00:10:00,111 Terry Bradpitt? 139 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:03,319 Hey, Mr. Football-Star-Guy. 140 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,431 Hi, I'm Kelly. 141 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:08,399 - I'm your makeup artist. - Well, what happened to Christy? 142 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:11,393 Well, she's a little tied up right now. 143 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,912 - What happened to your arm? - Oh, I broke my wrist. 144 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:19,631 No, no, no. The other one, it's so much smaller and frecklier. 145 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:26,677 So you must be really honored having this entire field named after you, huh? 146 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:30,230 Well, I am but, I mean, I'm not sure I deserve it. 147 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:33,354 I only went to Polk High for two months. 148 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:36,831 I mean, I never even put on a football uniform. 149 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:39,478 You played naked? 150 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,830 Maybe you do deserve this. 151 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:45,435 Actually, I didn't play at all. 152 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:47,591 Oh, that's funny. 153 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:51,230 Because, see, my father, Al Bundy, he did play for Polk High. 154 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:54,438 In fact, he scored four touchdowns in one game. 155 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:56,119 It was the highlight of his life. 156 00:10:57,680 --> 00:11:00,513 He got married. Had you. 157 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,960 Four touchdowns. 158 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:05,794 That's impressive. 159 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:09,828 Yeah, well, apparently not to the Bank of Coyote. 160 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:14,112 See, my father gave everything he had to Polk High... 161 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:18,035 ...and if you look at him now, you'll know that that's all he had. 162 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,430 Look, Mr. Shawshank... 163 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:25,676 ...you're a big football star. I mean... 164 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:28,235 ...you know what it's like to win the big one. 165 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:31,358 My father never even won the little one. 166 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:35,673 So will you please just let him have this one stupid honor? 167 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:38,992 Stop, please. He can have it. 168 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,038 You mean it? 169 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:48,714 Absolutely. I mean, don't worry. I'll take care of it. 170 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:52,919 Tomorrow at the dedication, your daddy's gonna know... 171 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:54,878 ...what it's like to win the big one. 172 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:03,752 Terry freaking Bradshaw. 173 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,511 How come quarterbacks get all the glory? 174 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,910 He never scored four touchdowns in one game. 175 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:13,752 Dad, you just need to watch some TV and take your mind off Terry Bradshaw. 176 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,752 Oh, maybe you're right. 177 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:19,629 I'll take Terry Bradshaw for a thousand, Alex. 178 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:23,998 Tonight on Family Matters, Urkel finds his long-lost father... 179 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,634 ...Terry Bradshaw. 180 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:31,795 Tonight on PBS, the Three Tenors and Terry Bradshaw. 181 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:34,352 Oh, man. 182 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:37,433 You wouldn't believe the traffic out there. 183 00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:40,319 Between the ticker-tape parades, the autograph hounds... 184 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:42,511 ...and the gorgeous babes swooning for him... 185 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,995 ...you'd think the pope was in town. 186 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,989 Let me guess. Terry Bradshaw. 187 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:50,231 You got it. Look, he signed my sleeve. 188 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:52,232 Oh, yeah, he signed it. 189 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,630 Well, I guess Bradshaw does need some happiness. 190 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:57,434 He only had those years with the Steelers, endorsements... 191 00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:59,676 - ...the broadcasting career-- - Don't forget... 192 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,359 ...those Cannonball Run movies... 193 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:04,313 - ...he made with Mel Tillis. - He got nominated for those. 194 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:09,033 Jefferson, the man won more Super Bowls than I've had good days. 195 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:15,753 Now Marcie and her Hideo Nomo-loving cronies down at the bank-- 196 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:21,231 They wanna give him what's rightfully mine. I can takes no more. 197 00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:24,672 When a Bundy doesn't get what is his... 198 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:26,836 ...he makes sure no one else gets it either. 199 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:29,196 I know now what we must do. 200 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:55,676 Kelly, this is where your father used to do all his scoring. 201 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:59,230 Back in the prehistoric days when we were dating. 202 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:03,234 When dinosaurs roamed the land and not my bedroom. 203 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:06,670 Daddy, I am so glad you decided to come. 204 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:09,718 I have a feeling you're gonna get a big surprise later. 205 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:12,394 Oh, I'm sure someone will. 206 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:15,279 Hey, where's Bud? He said he was gonna be here. 207 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:18,193 Oh, he's around here someplace. 208 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,958 Double-0 Shoe to Gold Digger, do you read me? 209 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:29,871 Yeah, this is Gold Digger. What's up, Al? 210 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:32,953 Code names, you idiot. 211 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:36,438 Sorry, Double-0 Shoe. 212 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:39,114 That's better. 213 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:42,591 Is Son of Frankenstein down there with you? 214 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,679 Wait a sec. Can I please have a better code name? 215 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:50,629 Okay. You be Gold Digger. I'll be Son of Frankenstein. 216 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:54,555 Don't you mean Bride of Frankenstein? 217 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:58,273 - Why, you little bolt-neck-- - Hey, don't touch me. 218 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:01,751 Focus, gentlemen. Focus. 219 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:06,797 We are on a mission that involves precise timing and ruthless efficiency. 220 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,632 Now, I have checked the program... 221 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:11,952 ...and determined the optimum moment to strike... 222 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:15,272 ...is when they play the fight song. 223 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:18,233 Al, you're not paying any attention to me. 224 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:21,119 Well, I'm sorry, Peg. You're looking quite... 225 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,590 ...adequate today. 226 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:26,432 Oh, honey. 227 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:29,148 I can't wait to get you home and... 228 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:42,233 I always wanted to hear a woman say that. 229 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,310 Just not my own mother. 230 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:54,199 Since Agent Orange just breached my security... 231 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:57,000 ...this is the last radio contact we'll have. 232 00:15:57,240 --> 00:16:00,357 We'll strike when they play the school fight song. 233 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:04,070 Halfway through there is a cymbal crash. 234 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:05,508 That is your cue. 235 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:07,796 - Do you read? - Got it, Double-0. 236 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,917 Yeah, we're locked and loaded. 237 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:14,032 Is this on? Is this on? 238 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,599 If you can hear me in the back, please raise your hand. 239 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:22,118 I don't think that particular gesture is appropriate... 240 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,192 ...Al. 241 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:33,679 I'm Marcie D'Arcy, and I'd like to welcome you all... 242 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,797 ...on behalf of Kyoto National Bank... 243 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,956 ...where, when you open a savings account... 244 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,513 ...we give you a free kimono. 245 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:43,911 Or a six-pack. 246 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:50,399 So without further ado, let's give a traditional Polk High welcome... 247 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,955 ...a big round of applause for our honored guest... 248 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,998 ...Mr. Terry Bradshaw. 249 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,199 They're applauding. 250 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:06,353 Either Terry Bradshaw started speaking or Mrs. D'Arcy stopped. 251 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:08,548 Well, it doesn't matter. 252 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:12,236 All we have to do is listen for that cymbal crash. 253 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,713 Popcorn? 254 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,916 Don't mind if I do. 255 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,672 Purse? 256 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,995 So people often ask me... 257 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:40,033 ...how I threw what was considered by many... 258 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:45,957 ...as the most famous pass of all time, the immaculate reception. 259 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:50,434 I tell them, it was very much like at my bachelor's party... 260 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:55,674 ...where I just closed my eyes and heaved. 261 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:03,240 Gee, Al, you're taking this rather maturely. 262 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:07,553 Peg, I just figured it out that ultimately everyone gets what they deserve. 263 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,872 Well, I'm sure you'll get yours, Daddy. 264 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:13,076 You can say that again, pumpkin. 265 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:16,869 Well, I'm sure you'll get yours, Daddy. 266 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:20,279 This award is truly a great honor... 267 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:23,671 ...and that's why this scoreboard should be dedicated to someone... 268 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:28,357 ...that is as much a part of Polk High football... 269 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:33,276 ...as these bleachers or that goal post or the low test scores. 270 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:37,074 What a blowhard. 271 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:42,992 That's why this scoreboard can only be named after one man. 272 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,479 Al... 273 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:49,349 ..."Four touchdowns in a single game" Bundy! 274 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:02,715 Al, your name is on the scoreboard. 275 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:06,748 Oh, Peg. I'm a field. 276 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,958 Bundy, Bundy, Bundy. 277 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:17,112 Hey, hey, Bud, sounds like they're chanting, "Bundy, Bundy." 278 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:20,352 Kelly probably just bent over to pick up a quarter. 279 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,949 Hey, okay. There's the band. 280 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:34,797 Remember when we hear the cymbal, we blow the scoreboard. 281 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,279 Oh, no. 282 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:20,629 No! 283 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:32,357 And in other news, hundreds of organizations are claiming credit... 284 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:35,711 ...for the bombing of the Al Bundy scoreboard... 285 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:38,509 ...including the National Organization Of Women... 286 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:41,593 ...the National Organization of Fat Women... 287 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,559 ...and the government of France. 288 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:48,958 Come on in. 289 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,153 Daddy... 290 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:55,279 ...before Mr. Spamshank left... 291 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,916 ...he wanted to talk to you. 292 00:20:58,560 --> 00:20:59,993 Al... 293 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,396 ...I just wanted to say... 294 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,870 ...that despite everything... 295 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:07,156 ...I still respect you, man. 296 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,278 I mean, you are without a doubt... 297 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:14,559 ...the greatest athlete in Polk High history. 298 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:17,911 I mean, that incredible run that you had today... 299 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,792 ...just proved one thing to me, man. 300 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:24,198 That you could have been a big star in the NFL. 301 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:26,670 I'll tell you something else, Al. 302 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:28,638 You're my MVP. 303 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:42,632 Push. 304 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:52,519 Now, I know that Daddy can't see, but that... 305 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:55,672 ...must have been the new highlight of his life. 306 00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:58,912 Oh, well, probably not. 307 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:01,594 He can't hear either.