1 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:26,440 PRIEST: What? 2 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:31,240 (chuckles softly) 3 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:33,280 What do you think? 4 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,760 I just... 5 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:39,760 -Go on. -(chuckles) 6 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:46,720 -I just... -Go on. 7 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:48,760 (chuckles) 8 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:53,400 I just can't believe you did that. 9 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:58,080 (whispers): I know. 10 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:04,920 ♪ ♪ 11 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:07,200 -So good to see you. -We're over the moon. 12 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:09,080 -Hey, good to see you. -Love the shirt. 13 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:10,280 -(both chuckle) -Who is that? 14 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:12,560 -Ooh, is this a, uh... -Don't. Come on. 15 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:14,200 -(applause) -WOMAN: Ah. -MAN: Ooh. 16 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,120 -(chuckles) -Thank you. 17 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:17,920 What's happened with the priest? 18 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,400 -Oh, pretty. -(chuckles): Hi. Oh. 19 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:20,560 Nothing. 20 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:23,320 Oh, so good of you to come and get me. 21 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:25,120 -Get you? -Uh, see me. 22 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:26,760 -Hi, Jake. -Where's Claire? 23 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:28,040 Just there. 24 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:29,600 Your dad's just down there. 25 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:31,120 (chuckles) 26 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:32,520 Nice skirts. 27 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:37,040 Do you need me to say anything emotional about today? 28 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:39,200 -No, no. We're good. -I think we're all right. Thanks. 29 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:40,640 Do you want tequila? I'm gonna get one. 30 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:42,040 -Oh! -Hi. Nice to... 31 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:43,240 How is Klare? 32 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:45,880 Well, he's crazy about me, 33 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:47,680 -so that's a nightmare. -Nightmare. 34 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:49,560 He's back to Finland today anyway, which is good. 35 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:51,760 -It's fine. It's totally fine. -Sounds like it's fine. 36 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:53,360 It is. 37 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:57,400 It's gonna be a lovely day, isn't it? 38 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:59,680 I'm afraid so. 39 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,840 This is my very interesting friend Daniel, who's deaf. 40 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:04,160 I picked him up at a student gallery opening. 41 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:05,800 Utterly fascinating. 42 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:08,520 Can't hear a thing but is a fabulous physical communicator 43 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:10,600 through hands and lips. 44 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:12,520 Oh. (chuckles) 45 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:14,320 Oh, I love that. (laughs) 46 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:17,360 And this is my extraordinary friend Francine. 47 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:18,800 -She's a lesbian. -(mouths) 48 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:20,040 And this is Asif, 49 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:22,080 my bisexual Syrian refugee friend, 50 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,960 -who you haven't actually met yet, darling. -Hi. 51 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,080 And, Asif, this is, um... 52 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:30,440 Oh, my God. This is... 53 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,880 This is... God, how extraordinary. 54 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:34,440 I just... I always call you "darling." 55 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:36,600 (chuckles) This is the love of my life. 56 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:39,280 (chuckles) 57 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:41,280 Hi. 58 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:42,600 Is there somewhere I can put this? 59 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:44,280 We said no presents. 60 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:45,840 Oh, you're such a sweetheart. 61 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:47,560 She's a natural rule breaker. 62 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:48,960 -Not today. (chuckles) -No. 63 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,400 Oh, well, I've been trying to get rid of it for ages, so... 64 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:53,600 Oh. 65 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:55,480 Thank you. (chuckles) 66 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:56,840 I'm going to open it over a bin 67 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:58,520 so I've got somewhere to put the paper. (chuckles) 68 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:02,720 Um, come with me. 69 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:08,520 Uh, are you short on staff or what? 70 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:10,120 -Do you need me, or...? -No. 71 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:12,960 I just wondered if you had a little show planned. 72 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,800 -What? -Well, you normally do. 73 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:17,560 And I wondered if there was anything 74 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:20,040 I might need to know about that might happen later. 75 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:21,200 No. 76 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:22,520 Good. 77 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:24,760 Well, let me know if you change your mind, 78 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:27,720 because today is the most important day of my life. 79 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:30,120 And I love your father very much. 80 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:32,840 And I imagine you'd rather have me looking after him 81 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:35,200 in the years to come than having to do it yourself. 82 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:39,320 So, no more miscarriages. 83 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:53,680 It's worth a lot, so... 84 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:58,880 Thank you. 85 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:03,440 I'll go and put her straight back on her shelf. 86 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,480 Do you know, I often thought it strange that, of all my pieces, 87 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:12,160 you chose to take her. 88 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:14,960 -Why? -She was based on your mother. 89 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:21,160 So nice to have her back in the house. 90 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:27,720 (choir singing) 91 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:32,760 -Oh. Oh! -Oh, fuck! 92 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:33,920 -God. Fuck, you're here. -Oh, Jesus. 93 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:35,680 -I thought you were a fox. -(laughs) 94 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:37,240 -You're not. -No. Are you-- 95 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,680 -I didn't know you were... -No, no, I'm fine. Sorry. I-- 96 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:41,240 No, I just didn't want to-- I'm practicing the homily. 97 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:42,920 -How's it going? -Not good. 98 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:44,360 Not good. I can't, I can't... 99 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:45,920 (breathes deeply) 100 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,800 You look lovely. 101 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:51,920 Thank you. So do you. 102 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,360 Wait till you see me in the full... shebang. 103 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:55,920 You're gonna lose your fucking mind. 104 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:57,240 (laughs) 105 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,480 (exhales) 106 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:05,800 We just need to get through this bit, and then we can... 107 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:07,480 -we can... -Yeah. 108 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:12,120 -Better get changed. -Yeah. 109 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:14,120 Good luck. (chuckles softly) 110 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:25,120 (panting) 111 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:27,360 -(laughing): Oh, my God. -What? 112 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:29,600 -You have lipstick all over your... -Oh, fucking hell. 113 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:31,400 That would not look good. Is it gone? 114 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:32,800 -Where? -(sniffles) 115 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:34,600 Oh, fucking hell. 116 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:36,680 I don't know, I don't know... 117 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:38,720 Oh, I don't know what this feeling is. 118 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:40,520 (chuckles) 119 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:43,280 -Is it God, or is it me? -I don't know. 120 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:47,920 I don't know. 121 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:49,960 (panting) 122 00:05:57,960 --> 00:05:59,960 Fuck you, then. 123 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:02,960 (chuckles) 124 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:11,680 -Where's your priest? -Oh. I don't know. 125 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:13,280 You okay? 126 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:15,680 Yes, well, um... I hate my husband, 127 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:19,480 and the man I love is on his way to Finland, so pretty weird. 128 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:21,920 Oh, way to upstage the bride! 129 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:23,200 PRIEST: Tried my best. 130 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:25,600 -(all laugh) -MARTIN: Cute dress. 131 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:27,520 -GODMOTHER: Oh, look. -Oh. 132 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:28,960 -Whoo! -(all laugh) 133 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,200 This is our very chic priest. 134 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:31,560 Oh, good, I was aiming for chic. 135 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,200 Particularly good around the, uh... 136 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:34,280 Thank you. 137 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:35,760 GODMOTHER: Father, you remember Martin. 138 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:37,600 -Hey, how you doing, man? -Bit nervous, Martin. 139 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:39,400 -(laughs) -You know Jake. 140 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:41,160 -Yes. Hello, Jake. How are you? -Father. 141 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:44,560 And this is my very interesting friend Lucy, who is a surrogate. 142 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:46,360 -Hello, interesting Lucy. -MARTIN: Weird. 143 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:48,120 And this is my unstable stepdaughter, 144 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:50,680 -who's had a miscarriage. -Nice to see you again. 145 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:52,800 -You, too. -But you knew that. You were there. 146 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:55,240 (chuckles): It was my miscarriage. 147 00:06:55,280 --> 00:06:56,360 -(chuckles): What? -(laughs) 148 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:59,360 (laughing): It was my fucking miscarriage. 149 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:00,840 (laughter) 150 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:03,320 Yes, I thought you'd find that funny. 151 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:06,400 -How interesting. -She was just covering for me. 152 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:08,040 W-We were pregnant? 153 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:09,640 For a few weeks, yes. 154 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,600 -It was my baby? -Sorry, so you haven't had a miscarriage? 155 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,080 No. Sorry. 156 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:14,760 Wait, what the fuck is going on here?! 157 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:16,360 It-it was my baby? 158 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:18,120 I guess it was your baby's way of saying 159 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:20,840 it didn't want you as its father. 160 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:23,880 Like a goldfish out of the bowl sort of thing. 161 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:26,880 -Ooh. -(laughs) Sorry, but whoever had a miscarriage, 162 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:28,480 could you take it to the kitchen, please? 163 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:29,960 CLAIRE: No. 164 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,360 Don't follow me, Jake. 165 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:33,560 Oh, and this is over. 166 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:39,720 (chuckles) 167 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:41,880 GODMOTHER: Ah. 168 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:45,920 Ooh. 169 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:49,000 -You're leaving me. -No, no no. 170 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:50,760 -Yes! -Are you drunk? 171 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:52,280 -Yes. -Are you sober? 172 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:54,120 A bit. Could you just fuck off for... 173 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:55,680 -Oh, absolutely not. -Okay, no, no. 174 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:57,440 I'm staying right here. 175 00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:58,560 (sighs) 176 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:00,560 -I want you to leave me. -MARTIN: Listen to me. 177 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:02,960 -I just, I have... -I think he has a little speech. 178 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,680 I have a little speech that's building here. 179 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:08,080 Now, I know you look at me and you see 180 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,160 a bad man with a big beard. 181 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,640 You are an alcoholic, and you tried it on with my sister. 182 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:14,200 MARTIN: Fine. 183 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:16,800 I tried to kiss your sister on her birthday. 184 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:19,240 -My birthday! -MARTIN: Fine! 185 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:22,160 I mix up birthdays, and I have an alcohol problem 186 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:24,240 just like everyone else in this fucking country! 187 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:27,240 But I am here, and I do things. 188 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:29,120 I pick up Jake from shit. 189 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,920 I make dessert for Easter. 190 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,640 I organize the downstairs toilet. 191 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:34,880 I fired the humming cleaner. 192 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:36,760 -You enjoyed that. -I Hoover the car. 193 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:38,640 I put up all your certificates, 194 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:42,120 and I don't make you feel guilty for not having sex with me. 195 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:44,280 I am not a bad guy! 196 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:47,400 I just have a bad personality. It's not my fault. 197 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:51,320 Some people are born with fucked personalities. 198 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:52,840 Look at Jake. 199 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,520 He is so creepy. 200 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,200 It's not his fault. 201 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:57,720 Why the bassoon?! 202 00:08:57,760 --> 00:08:59,640 You want to know what the bassoon is? 203 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,720 It's a cry for help! 204 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,000 The main fucking problem here is 205 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:10,280 that you don't like me. 206 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:19,240 And that has been breaking my fucking heart for 11 years. 207 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:21,960 I love you. I make you laugh. 208 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,960 I'm a douche, but I make you laugh. 209 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:27,160 You said that that was the most important thing! 210 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:33,120 (panting) 211 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,520 I think the thing that you hate the most 212 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:41,520 about yourself is that you actually love me. 213 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:50,480 So, I am not going to leave you 214 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:53,440 until you are down on your knees 215 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:55,480 and begging me. 216 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,840 Please leave me! 217 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,520 (sighs softly) Oh, man. 218 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:20,720 I didn't think you'd do that in that dress. 219 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:24,640 Right. Well... 220 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:32,160 I guess the only thing left for me to say is... 221 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:36,440 Fuck you. 222 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:39,160 Fuck you. 223 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,720 (choir singing) 224 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:49,080 (sighs) 225 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:53,520 (sighs) 226 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,840 ♪ ♪ 227 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:19,440 -What have you done with him? -Who? 228 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:21,680 Your father. The wedding is about to start, 229 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:23,560 and no one can find him anywhere. 230 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,760 -Um... -Can you do something? 231 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:29,000 Please. Please. 232 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:30,680 Please. 233 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,520 Garden. 234 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,200 -Upstairs. -Okay. 235 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:38,240 (panting) 236 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:49,720 Dad? 237 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:55,960 Dad. 238 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,000 I can't get out. 239 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:00,760 Okay, Dad, you can. 240 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:02,440 I can't. It's a trap. 241 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:03,960 -I'm stuck. -No. Dad... 242 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,360 J-Just there's nothing I can do. 243 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:06,760 Everyone will understand. 244 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:08,520 Just give them all a bottle to take home. 245 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:09,920 Honestly, they-they will be relieved. 246 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,960 My foot... is stuck. 247 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,280 Oh. 248 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:16,920 Everyone will understand? 249 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:20,160 Um... uh... 250 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,760 W-Will you help me, please? 251 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,720 Ah. 252 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,720 -How is it stuck? -Just-just help me get it out. 253 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:27,480 I'm going to be in so much trouble. 254 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:30,440 -What are you doing up here? -I'm... 255 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:33,720 I just remembered that I had left a... a friendly mousetrap 256 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:36,280 up here a few weeks ago, and I hadn't checked it, 257 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,000 and I just wanted to make sure 258 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:41,040 that one little chap hadn't got, uh, trapped in it 259 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:44,360 and was, uh, was suffocating up here. 260 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,120 (quietly): Like... 261 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:47,640 Hmm. 262 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,200 (chuckles) 263 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:52,280 Think I've worked out what we need to do. 264 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:54,080 Well, let's-let's do it. 265 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:56,720 Do it. 266 00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:58,120 Darling. 267 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:00,880 I'll do it if you tell me why you're up here. 268 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:02,520 Just one honest answer. 269 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,800 I... What... What...I... I don't think... 270 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:08,200 One full sentence. 271 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:12,240 I was checking on the mouse. 272 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:16,840 Dad. 273 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:20,400 Do you want to make a run for it? 274 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:22,400 I can smuggle you out in one of Mom's dresses. 275 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,440 -You would, as well. -(both laugh) 276 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:29,440 No, I-I know she's not... 277 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:32,040 everyone's cup of tea. 278 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,320 (both laugh) 279 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:36,360 But neither are you, darling. 280 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,600 I mean, I'm sorry. 281 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:43,000 I love you, but I'm not sure that I like you all the time. 282 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:44,840 Sorry. 283 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:46,680 Hey, you created this monster. 284 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,760 You're not the way you are because of me. 285 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,320 I know. 286 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:56,000 You're the way you are because of her. 287 00:13:57,400 --> 00:14:01,280 And it's those bits that you need to cling to. 288 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,320 All right, can you get my shoe out? 289 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:08,680 I just want you all to be proud of me. 290 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:11,120 We are proud of you, Dad. 291 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,960 You have two daughters who love you, 292 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,440 even if you don't like them. 293 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,720 -(grunts) -I like Claire. 294 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:18,840 (laughs): Jesus, Dad! 295 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:20,480 (laughs) 296 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,520 Thank you. 297 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:26,040 (sighs): Okay. 298 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,680 (sighs) Come on. 299 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:32,080 I-I don't think I can go to... 300 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:34,080 Come on. Buck up. 301 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:36,960 Smiles, charm. Off we go. 302 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:45,800 I think you know how to love better than any of us. 303 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:48,760 That's why you find it all so painful. 304 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,560 I don't find it painful. 305 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,600 (choir singing) 306 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,720 (Dad exhales) 307 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:07,120 (Godmother whispers, sighs) 308 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,800 Okay, go, go, go, go, go. 309 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:20,840 Okay, Dad. 310 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:24,120 No, don't. Stay with me. Stay, stay. 311 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:26,600 ♪ ♪ 312 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,520 Hi. 313 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:47,400 -Darling. -(singing stops) 314 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:48,520 Sorry. 315 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,240 -(sighs) -PRIEST: Good afternoon, everybody. 316 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:56,720 Thank you for coming today to celebrate the love between 317 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,120 these two very special people. 318 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,680 Before we start, uh, Jake has asked 319 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:03,240 to play another piece on his bassoon. 320 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:06,400 (playing gentle melody) 321 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,520 (both sigh) 322 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:15,040 I can't do this reading. 323 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,000 -Don't do it. -What? 324 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:19,440 I'll do it. You go and get him. 325 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:21,280 I can't go and get him. 326 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:23,080 -Why not? -It's too late. 327 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,600 I can't leave my father's wedding. 328 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:28,560 He's called "Klare," for God's sake, 329 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,520 and he's already at the airport anyway. 330 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:32,120 Well, there you go. 331 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,200 Is it "running through the airport" kind of love? 332 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:35,760 I'm not going to the airport. 333 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,440 -He'd think I was insane. -Yeah. 334 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:39,080 -I'm just saying, if you... -The airport? 335 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,560 How would I even find him? 336 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,880 You can't get through security without a boarding pass. 337 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:43,920 No, I wasn't suggesting that you get... 338 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:44,920 I'd have to buy a dummy ticket 339 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,400 just to get through the gate. 340 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,480 I don't know when his flight is or which terminal. 341 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:49,880 Imagine if I knew that. 342 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:51,960 Imagine him finding out I knew all that. 343 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,520 Imagine if he was just in boots buying a pair of tweezers 344 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:56,600 in terminal five, and suddenly I was there. 345 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,120 "Hello, Klare." 346 00:16:58,160 --> 00:16:59,640 Yeah. Okay, that would be intense. 347 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,280 (sighs) 348 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,600 The only person I'd run through an airport for is you. 349 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:11,000 (song ends, applause) 350 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:13,920 PRIEST: Thank you, Jake, for that beautiful bassoon piece, 351 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,400 uh, written specially for today. 352 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:18,920 I believe it's called... 353 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:20,320 "Where's Claire?" 354 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,760 (applause) 355 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:28,880 I think what you guys are doing is amazing. 356 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,320 So... 357 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:34,200 -Whew! Fuck me. -(quiet laughter) 358 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,560 Sorry. Didn't get much sleep last night. 359 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:39,200 So it turns out it's quite hard to come up 360 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:42,080 with something original to say about love, 361 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:44,080 but I've had a go. 362 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,440 Love is awful. 363 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:55,520 -(scattered chuckling) -It's awful. 364 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:57,440 It's painful. 365 00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,000 It's frightening. 366 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:02,560 Makes you doubt yourself, judge yourself. 367 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:06,040 Distance yourself from the other people in your life. 368 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:08,800 Makes you selfish. Makes you creepy! 369 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:11,320 Makes you obsessed with your hair. 370 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:13,280 Makes you cruel! 371 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,560 Makes you say and do things you never thought you would do! 372 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,960 There's something wrong with your priest. 373 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,320 PRIEST: It's all any of us want, and it's hell when we get there! 374 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:25,080 So no wonder it's something we don't want to do on our own. 375 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,200 I was taught, if we're born with love, 376 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:31,480 then life is about choosing the right place to put it. 377 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:33,560 People talk about that a lot, it feeling right. 378 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:35,200 "When it feels right, it's easy." 379 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:38,280 But I'm not sure that's true. 380 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:41,320 It takes strength to know what's right. 381 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:53,440 And love isn't something that weak people do. 382 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:59,480 Being a romantic takes a hell of a lot of hope. 383 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:04,560 I think what they mean is... 384 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,240 when you find somebody that you love... 385 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,440 ...it feels like hope. 386 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:20,080 (choir singing) 387 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,760 (whispering): Go out the side way. 388 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,640 Now. 389 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,520 (sniffles) 390 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:40,080 PRIEST: So thank you for bringing us all together here today. 391 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:44,520 To take words from this book of love: 392 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:48,240 be strong and take heart, 393 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:51,920 all you who hope in the Lord. 394 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:58,080 Um, let's get on with the big bit. 395 00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:00,080 (dance music playing faintly inside) 396 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,560 (sighs) 397 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:12,480 Oh. There you are. 398 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,240 Hi. 399 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,000 (sighs) 400 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,200 Huh. 401 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:24,400 (both laugh) 402 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,880 Ah. (laughs) 403 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,800 Oh, uh... 404 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:30,880 -Oh, fuck it. -(chuckles) 405 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:35,960 (inhales) Thank you. 406 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,800 Mm. 407 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,320 And thank you. 408 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:48,000 Oh, the, uh, priest is looking for you. 409 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,800 -Oh. -(Dad chuckles) 410 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:51,880 -Don't break his heart. -(chuckles) 411 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,400 -Oh, well, thank you so much-- Oh, you're leaving? -Hi-ya. 412 00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,200 Oh, actually, w-well, I thought you had... 413 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:01,320 I was changing. 414 00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:02,560 -Oh, yeah. -What do you do? 415 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,400 Do you get the, get the bus, or...? 416 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:05,800 -Yeah, I get the bus. -On the road? 417 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,520 Just on the road. 418 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:08,720 -Like, on the bus. -Cool. 419 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:10,560 Okay. -Well, bye, my daughter. 420 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:13,040 -Oh. Bye, Father. -(chuckles) 421 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:14,520 Bye, Father. 422 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:16,400 -(laughs): Oh! "Bye, Father." -Oh! (laughs) 423 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,080 -Good-bye. -Bye. 424 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,960 (Dad chuckling) 425 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:24,200 ♪ ♪ 426 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:41,000 -(chuckles) You nailed it. -(Priest chuckles) 427 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:47,280 (Priest groans) 428 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:49,080 They always lie. 429 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,120 It'll magically come in a minute. 430 00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:55,400 Yeah. 431 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,400 They're really into each other, those two; it's nice. 432 00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:58,920 -They really pulled it off. -(chuckles) 433 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:00,680 Was your sister okay? She seemed... 434 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,840 -a bit on edge. -Yeah. She, um, she had to run off 435 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:05,000 -to a work thing. -Wow. Dedicated. 436 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:07,040 -Addicted. -(chuckles) 437 00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:23,000 It's God, isn't it? 438 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,640 Yeah. 439 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,200 Damn. 440 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:36,840 (both chuckle) 441 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:38,880 Damn. 442 00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:44,520 You know, the worst thing is... 443 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:46,960 that I fucking love you. 444 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,000 I love you. 445 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,560 No, no, don't. (laughs) 446 00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:58,400 No, let's just leave that out there 447 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:01,960 just for a second on its own. 448 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000 I love you. 449 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,680 It'll pass. 450 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,240 This bus is not magically coming. 451 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,680 -I think I'll walk. -(chuckles) 452 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:37,720 -Okay. -(laughs) 453 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:44,680 -Uh, see you Sunday? -(chuckles) 454 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:46,960 I'm joking. You're never ever allowed in my church again. 455 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,000 (laughs) 456 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,200 I love you, too. 457 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:59,280 (exhales) 458 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:00,920 (softly): Okay. 459 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:15,400 (sobs softly) 460 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,360 Ugh. 461 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:32,000 ("This Feeling" by Alabama Shakes playing) 462 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:38,000 ♪ I just kept hoping ♪ 463 00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:41,560 ♪ I just kept hoping ♪ 464 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:43,680 ♪ The way would become clear ♪ 465 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,520 He went that way. 466 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:53,320 ♪ I spent all this time ♪ 467 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:55,840 ♪ Tryna play, now ♪ 468 00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:59,120 ♪ I found my way here ♪ 469 00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:00,560 (sniffles) 470 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:08,000 ♪ See, I've been having me a real hard time ♪ 471 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,760 ♪ But it feels so nice ♪ 472 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:14,200 ♪ To know I'm gonna be all right ♪ 473 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:22,120 ♪ So I just kept dreaming ♪ 474 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:25,800 ♪ Yeah, I just kept dreaming ♪ 475 00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:28,040 ♪ It wasn't very hard ♪ 476 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:36,840 ♪ I spent all this time ♪ 477 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:40,440 ♪ Tryna figure out why ♪ 478 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:43,160 ♪ Nobody on my side ♪ 479 00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:51,880 ♪ See, I've been having me a real good time ♪ 480 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:54,200 ♪ But if feels so nice ♪ 481 00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:58,160 ♪ To know I'm gonna be all right ♪ 482 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:03,120 ♪ Now, if I wanted to ♪ 483 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:06,200 ♪ I'd be ♪ 484 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:11,240 ♪ All right. ♪ 485 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,200 (humming) 486 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,240 (song ends)